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Sorry Im late. Where are we? Voting
on a name for the new road. Good.
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So long as we
don't name it after any of us.
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I hate that puffy-puffy,
self-publicity, don't you?
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So.. what's the suggestion?
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"David Horton Road".
Oh, please!..
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In the name of all that is holy,
NO!..
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I agree with the vicar on this.
Very poor idea, Hugo.
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I'd rather name it in memory
of someone who is no longer with us.
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Someone like, say...my predecessor
as chairman of the parish council.
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Excellent!
Your predecessor..,being...
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Your father's cousin?
Whose name was?
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David Horton. That's right.
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All those in favour
of naming it "David Horton Road",
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after my predecessor...?
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Carried.
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Now, Vicar,
you had a couple of things? Yes.
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Well the main thing is
that by the next time we meet,
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Hugo here will have married the
lovely Alice Tinker. That's right.
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Dibley's answer to Michelle
Pfeiffer, only much, much prettier.
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This is an ideal opportunity
to offer him a few words of encouragement. Anyone?
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Well, certainly. Yes. I've not known
what it is to be married, Hugo,
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but I still hope to plant my seed
in a certain acreage of womanhood.
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But I reckon if you treat Alice
like I treat my prize cow,
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you won't go far wrong...
apart from making her eat grass
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and getting her mounted by a bull,
of course.
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If you do that, you'll get arrested,
like my father was.
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Well, that's very helpful,
Thank you Owen.
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Yes...
Any words of wisdom from you, Jim?
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Well, I-I've been married 43 years,
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and the secret
of a successful marriage, Hugo,
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is sex and plenty of it.
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Well, hooray.
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With as many different women
as possible.
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Oh, no.
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Especially Orientals, cos they can...
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Thank you. That's quite enough.
..What about you, Frank?
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Well, I've never had sex with an Oriental.
-No, no, no..
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I meant have you any words
of advice for Hugo?
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I can do no better than read
from this week's horoscope.
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"Libra - romance is in the air,
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and happiness
shall be yours eternally."
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That's absolutely splendid. Yes.
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Except you're Capricorn
ar'nt you Hugo. Right.
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"Capricorn - forget romance, you
are heading for total catastrophe."
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Good Lord! This is totally out of
the blue, Your Grace. I don't know.
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I'm aware of the importance
of inner-city work,
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and I've always
wanted to do missionary stuff.
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You know how fond I am
of all things missionary.
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It's just... Oh, dear. It really
would be very hard indeed to leave Dibley.
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Ding-dong, Avon calling!
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Or rather, ding-dong,
Verger calling I suppose.
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On the other hand, leave it with me.
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OK. Bye. And love to Rocky. ..OK.
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So, what can I do for you,
quivering bride-to-be?
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Well, as you know my Mum's making
my wedding dress. -Mmm...
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and I just want to run it by you
before she actually starts knitting.
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Knitting...
Yeah...
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As you can see, we're going for
the traditional white. Good idea.
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With red and blue stripes, just
to give it that British look. Right.
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Hence the policeman's helmet, also?
Yeah. Right.
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And the Flopsy bunnies,
do you think they will they work?
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O yeah definitely.
They balance out Tarka the otter.
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It would look very odd
with just an otter.
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Yes. Well, that I don't deny.
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And then for my train, she thought...
Thomas The Tank Engine. Right.
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Along with Percy and Gordon.
Mmm, right..
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It's quite a lot to pull up
the aisle - three steam engines.
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No, they'll be very light.
She's making them out of lino.
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What do you think?
Can I be brutally honest?
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As brutally honest as you want. Good.
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As long as you don't say anything
nasty or critical in any way.
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Right, Well... working within
those particular parameters, then..
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I love this dress.
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Oh, Brillo Pads!
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Excuse me.
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Mrs Alice Horton.
David, Hugo, come on in.
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Hello, husband-to-be.
Hello, wife-to-be.
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Hello, father-in-law-to-be.
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Hello, Miss Tinker.
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Tea, Alice? OK.
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Bye-bye, Daddio. Doo-doo.
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It's like the planet of
the Clangers in here.
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I come strait to the point,
I've invited a lot of family and friends,
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so I want to make sure this
wedding's not a total embarrassment.
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Oh, fear not. Hugo and I have kept
a very careful eye on things. Yes.
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All the catering is sorted out.
Good old Burger King. Yes.
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Can't have too many gherkins
at a wedding I always say.
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And we've been tweaking your speech,
hav'nt we Hugo.
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That's right.. I knew I cracked it
when I put in your joke
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about the Australian who got
stung by a snake on his todger.
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I'll just go and help Alice.
Would you like to sit down?
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Oh, my God!
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Please tell me
she's not wearing this!
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No, David,that's just a piece of paper
with a drawing on it.
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She'll be wearing the finished dress,
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sculpted from only the
finest-quality wool and linoleum.
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And what's that? That is Bobby Moore
receiving the World Cup in 1966.
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If she wears this dress, I am not
coming! This is just what I feared.
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Vicar, I will see you at drinks
on Tuesday,
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by when I expect to hear
that changes have been made.
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Hugo!
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Bye Alice.
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Oh, when he kisses me
I go all goose-pimply,
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like a great big pimply goose.
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Oh, it's all going to be so perfect!
Yes...
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I have been having second thoughts
about this dress.
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Really? You think I should go nude?
No.
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It's a thought. -No, no, no,
I just think it should be simpler, that's all.
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Oh, you mean like lots of hearts
or something? Yeah.
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With a different Dr Who in each one?
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No.
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Hi. Welcome to the party. Come in.
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Let me take your coat. Oh, great.
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Nice blouse! Oh, thank you. My mum
knocked it up from some curtains.
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Fun.
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Hello, Vicar. Hello, Hugo.
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I got so lucky. SO many girls
don't have any dress sense at all.
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Oh, God. I've forgotten
to put my make-up on. ..Oh, hell.
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Who cares? It's the woman inside
that counts, eh, Ali-pally?
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Every time, Vic-stick.
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Girl power!
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Geraldine, I'd like you
to meet my little brother Simon.
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Well, hello.
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Would you excuse me just, er...?
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Move it! ..Hi, I'm Geraldine!
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Yes, I've heard you on the radio.
It's very amusing.
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Was I? Oh, was I?
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A very funny story about the
choirboy and the cucumber. Thanks.
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So, you're the prodigal brother.
In what way prodigal?
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Too much drink. Too much sex.
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Too little responsibility.
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Ah-huh-ha.
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Well, that's my kind of prodigal.
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So, here we are -
total strangers
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trying to find out
more about each other.
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So just plucking a question totally
at random - are you married?
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No, my wife died six years ago.
Good...God! How awful.
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Yeah, well, it's a long time now.
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So, is there another special lady
in your life at the moment? No.
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But you'd like one!
Yes, I'd love one.
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Point me towards a buxom blonde
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and I'd be out of that door like
a bullet out of a great big gun.
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Blonde... Right. Blonde...
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Well, I suppose blondes
are valuable people too.
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I'm looking forward to
the rehearsal tomorrow.
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You're coming?... Wild
dinosaurs wouldn't keep me away.
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I want to see you in action, Vicar.
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Oh, please, just call me Geraldine.
Hey, just call me Gerry!
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Actually, forget the ruddy vowels,
just call me Grr. Grr, it is.
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Hi, Jim. Come on in.
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What can I do for you
this merry day?
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There's something
I'd like to try out on you.
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Oi-oi.
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It's my best-man speech.
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Nothing I'd like better!
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Right, well... Ladies and gentlemen,
pray silence for the best man.
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I would like to begin
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with a quotation
from that great song of Abba's.
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Kn-Kn-Kno... Kn-Kn-Kno...
Knowing me...
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Kn-Kn-Kno... Kn-Kn-Kno...
Knowing you...
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I'm going for some water from the
kitchen. I'll still be listening.
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Right.
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Know... Know... Know...
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Knowing me...
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Know... Know... Know...
Knowing you...
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Ah-ha...
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There is nothing we can do
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We just have to face it this time
We are through.
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Now I hear you saying
Why has he chosen
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Know... Know... Know... Know...
Knowing me?
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Just going to get a biscuit as well.
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Know... Know... Know...
Knowing you.
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Surely, that song is about divorce?
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Right!
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But that is my point.
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You see, know...know...know...
know...know...knowing Hugo
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and know...know...know...
know...know...knowing Alice,
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I am sure, unlike Abba,
they will never divorce.
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She definitely said ten.
I can't imagine what's held her up.
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Morning.
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Morning Vicar.
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Simon not here?
No, something else came up. Oh.
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Right. Some dinosaurs perhaps.
Pardon? Nothing.
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Right. Let's get started,
shall we?
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Jim, have you got the ring?
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No, I haven't.
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No, I know you haven't got it now,
but you will have it on the day?
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That's right.
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Right. So...
Have you got the ring?
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No. I'll have it on the day.
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Right. Moving on, then.
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Owen, it's a wedding video.
It's not Schindler's List.
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Oh, Alice, this one's filthy!
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Sorry. Please excuse me. I've got
to get ready for evensong. Right.
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I-I'll leave you to it. ..Oh,
hello, Uncle Simon. Hi, bog brush.
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I'm sorry I missed the rehearsal.
It's that bloody motorway.
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No don't worry really.
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Shall I help you with that?
No, I do it every day.
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Actually, if you could help
at the back... Thanks.
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Well, hello! Blondie!
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What this? This is just a whim,
just a whimsical whim.
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That's me for you - born whimy.
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I planned to go out for dinner this
evening, get away from big brother.
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I was wondering, if you would concider joining me?
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Yeah, wouldn't mind.
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Don't forget my hen party tonight,
Geraldine. I'll be round at eight.
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Ah. God obviously hates me.
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Another day. Another day.
How about tomorrow?
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I have to get back to Liverpool
straight after the reception.
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Liverpool? Yes,
I'm "your friend in the north."
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Oh, blondie...
I'll see you at the wedding.
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Ah...
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Now I'm anybody's!
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This is the best party I've ever
been to in my whole life. Is it?
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Me too. It's wild, isn't it?
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Everybody's been so nice,
haven't they?
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I can't imagine a better best man
than Jim.
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No.. I think his speech
is going to be a real highlight.
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Oh, dear Frank agreeing
to give me away! Yes.
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It would have been nice
to have had Mr Horton,
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being my actual biological father,
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but for obvious reasons
that's not possible and Fank's lovely.
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Sorry, sorry. Just slipped into
a parallel universe
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where absolutley nothing
made sense there for a moment.
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You said Mr Horton was your father.
Yes. He didn't bring me up or anything,
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but Mum said that one night
they had a "stand" together
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and that makes him
my biological father.
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Gateway to hell wide open now.
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I suppose that's one reason Hugo and
me get on so well - being related.
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Nobody would know...
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Nobody would know...
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..until the day
the first child was born...
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with eight legs...
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and webbed feet...
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and fur.
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And there she is.
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Our first glimpse of the vicar
on this very special wedding day.
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What are you doing?
239
00:17:03,477 --> 00:17:08,363
Are you all right, Vicar? I'm just a
bit off-colour. I've a cold coming.
240
00:17:08,563 --> 00:17:10,844
Would you like me to rub
some Vick on your chest?
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00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:15,289
No, that won't be necessary,
thank you Owen. -Shame.
242
00:17:16,489 --> 00:17:19,773
Owen, I'm going
to have to cancel the wedding.
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00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,580
Because of a sniffle?
244
00:17:21,780 --> 00:17:24,069
No, because I just found out last night,
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00:17:24,169 --> 00:17:28,770
that Alice's biological father
is David Horton.
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00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,921
-Yes that's right.
What's the problem?
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00:17:33,324 --> 00:17:38,820
Sorry?.. Has the British legal and
ethical system entirely bypassed Dibley?
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00:17:39,020 --> 00:17:43,181
David Horton!!!
You do know who I mean by David Horton?
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Yes. The cousin
of our David Horton's father.
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His predecessor on the council.
251
00:17:48,186 --> 00:17:50,938
Dirty Dave Horton,
the stud of Stadhampton.
252
00:17:50,994 --> 00:17:55,608
Oh, right! Right! Obviously!
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00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:58,008
Oh, Owen.
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I love you.
Shall we go to bed, then?
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No.
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Oh, I'd better hurry.
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We come together to witness
the marriage of Alice and Hugo.
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Before we begin, we'll sing
one of Alice's favourite hymns.
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I say "hymn"...
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Come a little bit closer, baby
Get it on, get it on tonight
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Tonight
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When two become o-one
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I need some love like I've
never needed love before...
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I wanna make love to you, baby!
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Now I'm back for more...
I wanna make love to you, baby
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Set your spirit free
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It's the only way to be-e-e-e.
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If any person here knows
of any just cause or impediment
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why these two should not
be joined together in matrimony,
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let them speak now
or forever hold their peace.
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Yes!
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I do.
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The groom is already married.
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He married me three years ago,
and don't let him deny it.
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I've got the marriage certificate
to prove it.
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00:20:13,394 --> 00:20:16,748
Oh, sorry. Wrong church.
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Have you got the ring?
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Yes.
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No.
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Right.
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With this ring, I thee wed.
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With this ring...
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..I thee wed.
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With my body, I thee worship.
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W-W-W-W...
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Repeat after me -
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I, Alice Springs Tinker...
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..take thee, Hugo Horton...
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00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:45,947
..take thee, Hugo Horton...
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..to be my lawful wedded husband...
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..to be my lawful wedded husband,
to have and to hold...
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..to have and to hold...
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..from this day forward...
..for richer, for poorer...
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..for better, for worse,
till death us do part. Amen.
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00:22:11,100 --> 00:22:14,404
..in sickness and in health...
Yes, in that too.
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I know true love when I see it,
297
00:22:19,711 --> 00:22:24,161
and I saw it in this pair
from the moment I arrived in Dibley.
298
00:22:24,361 --> 00:22:27,233
I also know true insanity.
299
00:22:27,333 --> 00:22:30,193
I think I've had a little glimpse
of that too.
300
00:22:35,330 --> 00:22:41,389
And so, by the power vested in me,
I now pronounce you man and wife.
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00:22:42,621 --> 00:22:44,360
You may kiss the bride.
302
00:22:45,713 --> 00:22:47,206
No, Jim.
303
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Not you.
304
00:23:05,625 --> 00:23:11,284
Wild thing
You make my heart sing
305
00:23:13,276 --> 00:23:17,771
You make everything...groovy.
306
00:23:32,136 --> 00:23:33,908
Splendid service, Vicar.
307
00:23:34,108 --> 00:23:36,422
I'll throw my bouquet. Ready?
308
00:23:36,622 --> 00:23:38,378
I wonder who the next bride will be.
309
00:23:38,478 --> 00:23:43,113
Don't tell me you believe
in all that superstitious nonsense.
310
00:24:04,629 --> 00:24:06,943
Ah! Gosh.
311
00:24:07,143 --> 00:24:08,982
Looks like it's me.
312
00:24:11,090 --> 00:24:13,360
Here we are.
Oh, thank you.
313
00:24:23,139 --> 00:24:27,368
Ahem. While Alice and Hugo
are getting ready,
314
00:24:27,468 --> 00:24:29,683
I'd like to make
a small announcement.
315
00:24:29,883 --> 00:24:32,833
A good old Vicar speech
for every occasion, eh?
316
00:24:33,033 --> 00:24:36,844
I'd just like to say that today
was a very special wedding for me
317
00:24:37,044 --> 00:24:41,139
because I am, in fact,
going to be leaving Dibley.
318
00:24:41,739 --> 00:24:45,604
And so it was in fact,
my last marriage here.
319
00:24:46,404 --> 00:24:49,314
I'm going to miss you all to bits,
obviously.
320
00:24:49,514 --> 00:24:54,815
It's just that I feel spirituality the real
problems are in the inner cities,
321
00:24:55,015 --> 00:24:59,633
so I'm going to a new parish
in Liverpool.
322
00:25:00,561 --> 00:25:04,557
And I happen to know
a couple of tall people there,
323
00:25:04,757 --> 00:25:08,184
so I think the whole experience
will be very satisfying.
324
00:25:08,384 --> 00:25:09,782
Thank you.
325
00:25:10,482 --> 00:25:16,036
Vicar, for the first time in my life,
I'm speechless.
326
00:25:17,036 --> 00:25:19,975
Well, not the first time.
327
00:25:20,175 --> 00:25:24,081
As a baby, I was speechless,
obviously.
328
00:25:24,281 --> 00:25:28,105
And in 1972,
I lost my voice for a day,
329
00:25:28,205 --> 00:25:32,953
so in a sense
I was speechless then... Dear Frank.
330
00:25:33,153 --> 00:25:35,660
I whant you to know, you're the
best vicar we've ever had.
331
00:25:35,860 --> 00:25:39,153
Thank you Owen.
All the others were ugly bastards.
332
00:25:40,996 --> 00:25:43,507
You're a very tender human being Owen.
333
00:25:43,707 --> 00:25:45,606
You've been just wonderful,
334
00:25:45,806 --> 00:25:51,691
and after you we want another woman
vicar... Turned you into a feminist Jim!
335
00:25:51,891 --> 00:25:56,751
..with a lovely arse, like yours.
I spoke too soon.
336
00:25:56,951 --> 00:26:01,080
So you're becoming a Liver bird.
It's gonna be great.
337
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:07,529
What a cruel sod Fate is. David's
asked me to run the estate for him.
338
00:26:07,629 --> 00:26:09,232
I shall be moving to Dibley.
339
00:26:10,394 --> 00:26:11,396
..Really?
340
00:26:11,919 --> 00:26:13,607
Dibley?
341
00:26:13,807 --> 00:26:17,539
It's such a pity. We could have
really got to know each other good.
342
00:26:18,939 --> 00:26:21,111
Excuse me.
343
00:26:24,731 --> 00:26:28,517
Sorry.
Just another teeny change of plan.
344
00:26:28,717 --> 00:26:31,251
Vicar.
Sod it, I'll tell you later.
345
00:26:31,451 --> 00:26:37,541
Big hand for the bride and groom,
who are in their going-away gear!
346
00:26:42,645 --> 00:26:44,251
We're off to Barbados.
347
00:26:47,514 --> 00:26:52,106
Quite amusing, actually. I've put a
little firework in the exhaust pipe.
348
00:26:52,306 --> 00:26:55,729
No, no, no? So did I.
349
00:26:55,929 --> 00:26:58,337
Oh, dear. Me too.
350
00:27:04,253 --> 00:27:09,252
I must say, I think marriage looks
rather good fun, don't you, Vicar?
351
00:27:09,871 --> 00:27:16,987
Well, don't quote me on it,
but, er...yes, I do.
352
00:27:46,629 --> 00:27:50,477
So, the man from McDonald's goes
to the Pope and says,
353
00:27:50,577 --> 00:27:53,102
"Holy Father,
I have a proposition for you.
354
00:27:53,302 --> 00:27:57,213
"I will give the Church
a million quid
355
00:27:57,413 --> 00:27:59,307
"if every time you say
the Lord's Prayer,
356
00:27:59,407 --> 00:28:04,335
you say 'Give us
this day our daily hamburger.' " Mm.
357
00:28:04,535 --> 00:28:07,728
The Holy Father thinks about this
and he says, "My son,
358
00:28:07,828 --> 00:28:10,111
I cannot change the holy text."
359
00:28:10,311 --> 00:28:13,836
So the man says,
"OK. FIFTY million quid."
360
00:28:14,036 --> 00:28:18,604
So the Pope says,
"I'll put it to the cardinals."
361
00:28:18,804 --> 00:28:23,572
So he says to his cardinals, "I've
some good news and some bad news.
362
00:28:23,772 --> 00:28:28,400
"The good news is that I can get
the Church 50 million smackeroonies.
363
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:32,618
"The bad news is we'll have to lose
the contract with Wonderloaf."
364
00:28:35,128 --> 00:28:37,221
You see, cos they already had
a deal going...
365
00:28:37,321 --> 00:28:40,987
Over the daily bread. -I know,
-I get it.. You get it?
366
00:28:41,187 --> 00:28:42,092
Brilliant.
367
00:28:42,292 --> 00:28:44,874
Oh, you get it. What a relief!
368
00:28:50,477 --> 00:28:52,650
Stay.
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00:28:52,700 --> 00:28:57,250
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