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[ Humming ]
Guys, great day.
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Shell,
love the shirt.
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[ Chuckles ]
Nicki, great to see you.
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Nicki.
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Hi, Justin.
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Wait, like, is this "the Nicki
that broke your heart" Nicki?
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Candace, you don't have to
say everything out loud.
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Sometimes you could
just think things.
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Well, I was just in the middle
of telling Nicki
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how great
everything's going for you.
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You're dating
lots of girls...
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Especially that hot
Italian model, right?
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[ Chuckles ]
Danny, no more.
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It's Italian,
so she would say...
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[ Italian accent ]
"A-no-mor?."
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[ Normal voice ]
I hear them all night.
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[ Italian accent ]
"I love-a to be with you.
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I love it when you put your
happy hands on my happy body."
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"Grazie, Justin.
Grazie for the happy."
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[ Chuckles ]
I, um...
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I don't think I should have
popped in like this, so...
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Hey, you can pop. You can pop
all the time. I love poppin'.
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Snap, crackle, pop.
I eat it every morning.
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Pop, pop, pop,
pop, pop, pop, pop,
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pop, pop, pop, pop,
pop, pop, pop, pop, pop,
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pop, pop, pop, pop, pop,
pop, pop, pop, pop,
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pop,
pop, pop, pop.
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I've got some stuff
to take care of,
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so, um, I will catch up
with you guys later.
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Okay. You still smell
like vanilla. That's...
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Be honest with me.
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Did I... Just shoot her
in the face?
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I mean, w...
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Why is she back
in Detroit?
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You want the good news,
or you want the bad news?
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- Good.
- Well, the good news is
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I'm awesome
at giving bad news.
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The secret is I tell
the bad news so quickly
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that you don't even understand
when it's coming.
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Nicki's engaged.
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Nicki's engaged?
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This is weird,
but I'm just gonna go with it.
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?Synced & Corrected by Seppuku17?
?www.addic7ed.com?
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Oh-oh-oh, oh, oh
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"Undateable,"
starring me.
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- Justin: And me.
- That's it.
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I knew Nicki would get engaged,
you know?
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It just sucks
that the first time I see her
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since we break up, and
I make such a fool of myself.
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I just saw it going
so differently.
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Okay, I'll ask.
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No, Leslie,
don't, don't!
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How did you
see it going?
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[ Sighs ]
Summertime.
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[ Groans ]
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I'm walking on the street,
and she calls my name.
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I turn, revealing
that I'm holding Spencer,
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my biracial baby.
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Then Spence gets cranky.
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You know, it's nap time...
For the both of us.
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We nap together
because I'm such a good father.
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And as I walk away,
I look down at Spence and say,
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"that's just a nice lady
Daddy used to know," and...
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I win.
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I think the real winners
are the people
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who didn't have to hear
that story.
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Danny: Look, man,
if you really think
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you messed up with Nicki
this morning,
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why don't you just invite her
back here and have a do-over?
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I can coach you, man.
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I can guarantee
it's gonna go great,
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and I know that
because I'm psychic.
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Danny, you're not psychic.
"Psychic"!
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I knew you were gonna
say "psychic."
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Seriously, I am.
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Observe.
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Right now, uh, uh, uh,
Shelly is doing
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something that
no human would normally ever do.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Daniel.
I didn't catch that.
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I was busy making one
of these Foosball teams black.
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Okay, finished unloading
the groceries.
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Now I have to run back to
the bar, but feel free to hang.
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- Cool. Okay.
- Hey, see ya, mate.
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- Bye.
- Bye! See ya, mate!
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He's gone.
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I am so psyched
for Nicki's engagement party.
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I am gonna get my dance on
and maybe even kiss a guy.
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I'd do anything
to get that kiss.
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Time to play
my favorite game...
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How far would Burski go
to hook up with Leslie?
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Would you hook up
with Leslie
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if it meant your entire family
died afterwards?
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Bone zone.
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Give me something tough.
I...
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Oh, um, I've got one.
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Would if you could hook up
with Leslie,
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but you could never
see her again?
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Ooh.
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- Ooh.
- Ooh.
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B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bone zone,
girl. Ha ha!
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I thought we were joking,
but you would seriously choose
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hooking up with me
over our friendship?
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This feels
like a trap.
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Nicki's gonna be here
any second.
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Now, you know
how anyone can tell
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how you're feeling
emotionally,
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even if you just say
one word?
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[ Nervously ] Yeah.
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You can't do that.
Let's practice, okay?
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I want you to say,
"it's great to see you,"
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without any emotional
undercurrent. Go.
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[ Weakly ]
It's great to see you.
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Just throw it away.
Throw it away.
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Just...
"it's great to see you."
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It's great to see you.
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Oh, oh.
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- Hi, Justin. Hi.
- Justin: Hey.
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Listen, I just felt
so stupid earlier.
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What I wanted to say
was I'm happy
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that you...
That you met someone.
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That means a lot to me.
[ Chuckles ]
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How is he doing?
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Uh, yeah,
clear skies from here.
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Looks like he's going
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for a nice, sweet,
smooth takeoff.
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Nicki: Hey, Danny.
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You flying
an imaginary plane?
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Uh, yeah, I am.
It's just for fun.
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Thanks again
for coming by.
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It's great to see you.
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Oh! He did it!
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Hey, all right.
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Hey, looks pretty good
from here.
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Should just take her down
for a smooth landing, huh?
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Well, I got to, uh...
I got to go.
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Our engagement party
is tomorrow,
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and the venue fell through,
so I have to find a new one.
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Oh. Oh. Oh,
you need a-a venue. Hello.
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[ Chuckles ]
I own a venue.
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Danny: Whoa, whoa.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa!
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What's going on here?
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Oh, God!
Wake up! Wake up!
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You would really do that
for me?
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Of c...
Hey, of course.
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It'll be poppin'.
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[ Both chuckle ]
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We lost an engine!
We lost an engine!
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Oh, my God,
you're awesome.
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Sighs ]
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What is he doing?
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He ejected himself
at the last second.
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Now he's parachuting
down.
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Whoa! Here we come!
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Oh!
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[ Coughs ]
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[ Grunting ]
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How did it go?
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Anyway, Justin, this is
so great of you to do, man.
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You know,
Nicki just really
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wanted to be together
with her friends.
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Mm, Parker
was nice enough
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to fly a few of them over
on his jet.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Hmm, oh,
I have a plane, too,
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but I crashed it
over near the bar.
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Just do me a favor
and take care of her.
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Oh. Of course.
I-I will.
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Bring it in.
Come on.
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Okay.
Hey.
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Yeah, there's a moment
you don't see too often, huh?
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Two great guys
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and a torch being passed
in between them.
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Right? Ah.
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Parker,
take the torch.
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I know how it works
around here,
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and it's not gonna end
until you take the torch.
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Oh, well, you're touching
the fire part, so...
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don't touch
the fire part.
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There's flames.
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Oh, you're not gonna
want to use that hand,
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'cause you badly burned it,
so...
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Go ahead.
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There you go. Ah.
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There it is.
Beautiful moment.
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[ Both chuckle ]
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Yeah.
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You doing okay?
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God, yes.
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I mean, she ended up
with a tech millionaire.
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If that's what she wants,
I never stood a chance.
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[ Scoffs ]
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You know,
he's Filipino,
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and they're known
for their vigorous lovemaking.
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I guess Nicki's gonna be the one
with the biracial baby.
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All right.
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The point is,
I did everything I could
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to try to get her back,
and it didn't work.
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It just
wasn't meant to be.
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Hey, Justin,
I just wanted to, uh...
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Uh, you know what,
Parker?
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The torch thing is over now.
You can just drop it.
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Oh.
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Justin Kearney,
you know, as advertised...
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The looks, the swagger,
the total package over here.
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Hey, screw you,
Parker!
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Danny,
what are you doing?
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Well, he's obviously
being sarcastic,
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so I'm sticking up
for you!
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Not at all.
Justin is one of the coolest...
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Oh, are you serious
right now?!
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Hey, hey, hey!
Put your fist down!
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Put it away!
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You should know,
Justin,
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that it almost didn't work out
because of you.
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For the first few months,
Nicki would make it very clear
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that if you were to move
to Lansing for her,
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then we were through.
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Every time
the doorbell rang,
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I thought to myself,
"is today the day
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that Justin takes her
away from me?"
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So what you're saying
is if I just drove
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the, you know,
90 minutes every weekend,
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I, uh... I could have
ended up with Nicki.
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[ Chuckles ]
No, that... that's ridiculous.
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Oh.
I mean,
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we breezed down here
in under an hour.
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Justin, uh,
thanks for never showing up.
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[ Chuckling ] Okay.
Thank you. Oh. All right.
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[ Sighs ]
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Oh, boy.
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[ Sighs ]
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Okay, this time
it's definitely on purpose.
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But I'll still go
with it.
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Burski,
you really pissed me off.
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And so part
of your punishment
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is that this outfit
is for you.
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Apparently, revenge is a dish
best served smoking-hot.
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And when a dog makes a mistake
on your carpet,
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you rub his nose in it.
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I would love to rub my nose
on your carpet.
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[ Sighs ]
If you could have just been
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a decent guy,
maybe we would have kissed.
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We definitely
would have danced.
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And I'm a fan
of the occasional
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hand on the butt
when I'm dancing.
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Brett, tell the man
what he's missing.
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Okay, firm.
250
00:10:43,220 --> 00:10:45,850
Ooh, it's a little bit
hungry.
251
00:10:45,890 --> 00:10:47,550
[ Giggles ]
She's making it wobble!
252
00:10:47,590 --> 00:10:49,790
Shelly, come over here
and feel this. It's wobbling.
253
00:10:49,830 --> 00:10:53,190
[ Giggling ]
Ooh, it tickles!
254
00:10:55,460 --> 00:10:57,030
Candace, bring it.
255
00:10:57,070 --> 00:10:58,670
Okay.
256
00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:00,170
Wow!
257
00:11:02,170 --> 00:11:06,070
I can't tell if I'm grabbing it
of it it's grabbing me.
258
00:11:08,310 --> 00:11:10,410
See, tonight
could have been the night
259
00:11:10,450 --> 00:11:11,910
that all your dreams
came true.
260
00:11:11,950 --> 00:11:15,580
But instead,
the silent treatment starts now.
261
00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:19,620
Classic Burski.
262
00:11:23,830 --> 00:11:25,790
Brett: Hey, Candace,
what's wrong with you?
263
00:11:25,830 --> 00:11:27,360
It's not Burski?
264
00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:30,900
Oh, it's Leslie's
bum-bum.
265
00:11:30,930 --> 00:11:33,770
All I have is a scrawny
little white-girl butt.
266
00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:35,400
But you know what?
267
00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:37,300
There's people out there
that like those, too, right?
268
00:11:37,340 --> 00:11:40,770
Ohh, sweetie.
269
00:11:42,340 --> 00:11:44,510
No.
270
00:11:49,890 --> 00:11:51,790
Finally closed the door
on Nicki, and...
271
00:11:51,820 --> 00:11:53,290
And Parker
just throws it wide open!
272
00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:55,620
I mean, what if she still
has feelings for me?
273
00:11:55,660 --> 00:11:57,260
- I have to talk to her.
- Hey, hey, look, you know what?
274
00:11:57,290 --> 00:11:59,090
That's a great idea,
but I've got an even better idea
275
00:11:59,130 --> 00:12:01,060
that I guarantee
everyone's gonna like more.
276
00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:03,960
Don't do that?
277
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,000
If romantic comedies
have taught me anything,
278
00:12:06,030 --> 00:12:07,800
it's that wedding-related events
are the perfect time
279
00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:09,970
to tell someone
how you feel!
280
00:12:10,010 --> 00:12:11,270
I can't keep
saying this to you.
281
00:12:11,310 --> 00:12:13,470
Your life is not
a romantic comedy.
282
00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:18,080
That's just what
the best friend would say!
283
00:12:18,110 --> 00:12:20,650
This is my movie.
284
00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:23,620
He's the rich guy
who has everything,
285
00:12:23,650 --> 00:12:26,620
and I'm the blue-collar guy
she can't quite get over.
286
00:12:26,660 --> 00:12:29,260
Now, sure, I'm not much
for book-learnin'...
287
00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:35,460
but I could
fix things.
288
00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:37,130
You can't just casually
walk up to her
289
00:12:37,170 --> 00:12:38,970
and let her know
how you feel.
290
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,800
You're right.
291
00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:44,800
This is a romantic comedy.
I need a much bigger gesture.
292
00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:46,740
Okay, guys,
we talked about this!
293
00:12:46,780 --> 00:12:48,510
[ Cawing ]
294
00:12:49,780 --> 00:12:51,780
Attention... No!
295
00:12:51,810 --> 00:12:54,250
No,
what are you... Doing?!
296
00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:03,290
Okay, I'm gonna tell you
the same thing I told my mom
297
00:13:03,330 --> 00:13:04,930
when she'd tell me
to stop shooting hoops outside
298
00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:06,230
because it was raining.
299
00:13:06,260 --> 00:13:08,800
"Get out of my way, Beverly!
I'm going back out there!"
300
00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:11,270
Hey, man.
301
00:13:11,300 --> 00:13:12,870
I can't let you do that.
302
00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:15,170
You don't even know anything
about love.
303
00:13:15,210 --> 00:13:17,270
[ Scoffs ]
304
00:13:17,310 --> 00:13:18,740
[ Chuckles ]
305
00:13:18,780 --> 00:13:21,540
I was in love once.
306
00:13:21,580 --> 00:13:25,610
Ah, that beautiful hair,
those big... big brown eyes,
307
00:13:25,650 --> 00:13:29,580
and the way our hands
just fit perfectly together.
308
00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:36,220
Holy crap,
he's talking about himself!
309
00:13:38,660 --> 00:13:39,930
We knew each other
so well,
310
00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:41,760
it's like sometimes
I'd feel like...
311
00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:43,500
We could finish
each other's sentences!
312
00:13:43,530 --> 00:13:45,670
[ Laughs ]
313
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:51,010
You're an insane person.
Goodbye.
314
00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:53,310
- What... what is that...
- Come here.
315
00:13:53,340 --> 00:13:56,110
Hey!
Don't do... What is that?!
316
00:13:56,150 --> 00:13:57,810
Get down here.
All right.
317
00:13:57,850 --> 00:14:00,220
Get off me!
318
00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:01,420
You okay here, Danny?
319
00:14:01,450 --> 00:14:02,780
Go have fun.
320
00:14:06,660 --> 00:14:09,760
Hey, Les, could I talk to you
for a second?
321
00:14:09,790 --> 00:14:11,390
[ Sighs ]
322
00:14:11,430 --> 00:14:14,330
[ Indistinct whispering ]
323
00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:16,930
Uh, Leslie
is still not speaking to you,
324
00:14:16,970 --> 00:14:18,900
but she's willing to
talk to you through me.
325
00:14:18,940 --> 00:14:22,800
I'm sorry.
I was an idiot.
326
00:14:24,310 --> 00:14:27,540
No, no, it's okay.
I got this. I got this.
327
00:14:27,580 --> 00:14:30,310
We both know that
you're just apologizing to me
328
00:14:30,350 --> 00:14:32,250
because you thought
I might kiss you.
329
00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:34,880
Well, of course
I want to kiss you.
330
00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:39,420
You're the most beautiful woman
I've ever seen.
331
00:14:39,460 --> 00:14:43,690
Treat me that way.
332
00:14:49,970 --> 00:14:51,900
You really hurt me.
333
00:14:51,940 --> 00:14:54,840
Yeah, we've had some
really nice moments together,
334
00:14:54,870 --> 00:14:56,700
but I feel like
those aren't even real.
335
00:14:56,740 --> 00:14:58,510
You're just
trying to hook up with me.
336
00:14:58,540 --> 00:15:01,110
Why would you make me
feel that way?
337
00:15:01,140 --> 00:15:02,740
The other day,
I got my yearly physical.
338
00:15:02,780 --> 00:15:05,180
You know, they take your blood,
they check your heart,
339
00:15:05,220 --> 00:15:07,950
they put a finger
up your butt.
340
00:15:07,980 --> 00:15:10,420
They don't do that
till you're 40.
341
00:15:10,450 --> 00:15:12,690
They do if you ask.
I mean...
342
00:15:15,530 --> 00:15:18,960
Anyway, I was filling out
the paperwork,
343
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,760
and when I got to the line
that said "significant other,"
344
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:25,200
I know it's stupid,
but it made me sad.
345
00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:28,100
What do you want from me,
Bursk?
346
00:15:28,140 --> 00:15:31,540
I'd like to dance with you,
Leslie.
347
00:15:31,580 --> 00:15:33,540
I'm actually
kind of a decent dancer,
348
00:15:33,580 --> 00:15:36,740
and it makes me seem...
Kind of normal.
349
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:41,580
Can you itch my thigh?
I can't reach it.
350
00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:43,220
No!
351
00:15:43,250 --> 00:15:44,490
And you know what?
352
00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:46,690
Consider this the last time
I ever give you a hug.
353
00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:47,760
You don't like hugs,
huh?
354
00:15:47,790 --> 00:15:49,390
Then I guess it's time
to stop struggling
355
00:15:49,430 --> 00:15:51,360
and time
to start snuggling.
356
00:15:51,390 --> 00:15:54,560
[ Grunting ]
357
00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:56,870
[ Whimpers ]
All right. Come on, stop.
358
00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:58,030
Yes!
359
00:15:58,070 --> 00:15:59,200
All right.
360
00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:01,900
How do you think it's gonna go
out there, huh?
361
00:16:01,940 --> 00:16:04,110
I'm gonna grab the mike,
make the perfect speech.
362
00:16:04,140 --> 00:16:06,210
Nicki's gonna cry
and run up to me and hug me,
363
00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:08,210
and somebody's gonna queue
a great pop song,
364
00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:10,710
and then a...
An old aunt is gonna be like,
365
00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:13,680
"oh, now...
Now it's gettin' good."
366
00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,320
Then we'll live
happily ever after,
367
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:16,650
sell the movie rights,
368
00:16:16,690 --> 00:16:18,450
and the last line
in the movie will be,
369
00:16:18,490 --> 00:16:21,860
"who the hell
is Parker?"
370
00:16:21,890 --> 00:16:25,160
You know what, man?
I'm begging you...
371
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,490
don't go out there.
372
00:16:26,530 --> 00:16:29,260
Give me
one good reason.
373
00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:30,830
Because
she might say yes.
374
00:16:32,170 --> 00:16:35,270
I may not know about love,
but I know you, all right?
375
00:16:35,310 --> 00:16:37,270
You think you stayed in Detroit
because of this bar
376
00:16:37,310 --> 00:16:39,070
and a bunch
of your goofy friends?
377
00:16:39,110 --> 00:16:40,410
No.
378
00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:44,150
If you loved Nicki half as much
as I love myself, then...
379
00:16:46,780 --> 00:16:48,580
you would have driven
to Lansing
380
00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:50,080
and risked it all to spend
the rest of your life with her.
381
00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:52,190
But you know what?
You didn't.
382
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:54,690
And you didn't do that
because deep down,
383
00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:56,930
you knew
it was the wrong thing to do.
384
00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:59,090
So don't go out there
and ruin her life
385
00:16:59,130 --> 00:17:00,760
just 'cause
you feel lonely.
386
00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:08,740
You know what?
I'm so glad...
387
00:17:08,770 --> 00:17:12,440
That we found each other?
[ Laughs ]
388
00:17:18,192 --> 00:17:20,999
That's what they don't see,mm-mm
389
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,500
I'm dancing on my own
390
00:17:22,510 --> 00:17:25,339
So... If I was
willing to dance with you,
391
00:17:25,340 --> 00:17:27,439
what would that
look like?
392
00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:30,440
Oh, my God, this is happening.
Um, okay.
393
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:31,949
Do you mind
if I make a grand entrance?
394
00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:32,950
Go nuts.
395
00:17:32,951 --> 00:17:35,780
But I keep cruising
396
00:17:35,790 --> 00:17:37,449
Can't stop,won't stop grooving
397
00:17:37,450 --> 00:17:40,250
Um, can we, uh,
cut the music real quick?
398
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:41,419
It's like I got this mu...
399
00:17:41,420 --> 00:17:43,820
[ Music stops ]
400
00:17:48,660 --> 00:17:50,530
Damn it.
401
00:17:52,340 --> 00:17:55,500
Hello, everybody.
Um...
402
00:17:57,540 --> 00:18:00,879
Listen, I just wanted to say
that we, uh...
403
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,379
W-well, we spend our lives
404
00:18:02,380 --> 00:18:04,679
looking for
that special someone.
405
00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:08,380
And just like in every
romantic comedy, that...
406
00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:14,289
that special someone was
right in front of me all along.
407
00:18:14,290 --> 00:18:16,120
Nicki...
408
00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:19,359
Look, actually,
could you just move?
409
00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:22,100
'Cause the special person's
right behind you.
410
00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:25,369
It's you, Danny.
411
00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:28,640
It's always been you.
412
00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:37,709
Oh, now
it's getting good.
413
00:18:37,710 --> 00:18:42,749
So I'd like to make a toast
to Danny Burton.
414
00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:44,149
[ Chuckles ] Yeah.
415
00:18:44,150 --> 00:18:46,819
Oh, and, uh, you know,
Nicki and Parker, congrats. Yay.
416
00:18:46,820 --> 00:18:48,889
Okay.
417
00:18:48,890 --> 00:18:51,429
[ Grunts ]
To Danny!
418
00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:52,530
- To Danny!
- To Danny! - To Danny!
419
00:18:54,260 --> 00:18:57,630
Hey, man, thanks.
420
00:18:59,140 --> 00:19:01,670
[ Weakly ]
It's great to see you.
421
00:19:04,740 --> 00:19:06,409
It's great to see you.
422
00:19:06,410 --> 00:19:08,080
[ Chuckling ]
I'm kidding.
423
00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:19,490
[ Weakly ]
It's great to see you.
424
00:19:22,690 --> 00:19:25,360
[ Voice breaking ]
It's great to see you.
425
00:19:32,370 --> 00:19:35,539
It's a fun bar.
426
00:19:35,540 --> 00:19:40,039
Take a picture.
We're never coming back.
427
00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:42,540
You know
I'm gonna get you back.
428
00:19:42,550 --> 00:19:43,940
I know.
429
00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:45,279
May I still
have that dance?
430
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:48,079
The deejay already left.
There's no music.
431
00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:49,249
- Justin?
- Justin: Huh?
432
00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:50,319
Got the keyboard ready?
433
00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:52,050
So, we're ready to jam.
Let's go.
434
00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:56,259
[ Clears throat ]
435
00:19:56,260 --> 00:19:58,290
[ Keyboard playing ]
436
00:20:00,730 --> 00:20:03,560
Candace:
Burski and Leslie
437
00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:08,069
They're starting
to dance
438
00:20:08,070 --> 00:20:10,239
Out on the floor
439
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:14,409
And I bet Leslie
would be way more comfy
440
00:20:14,410 --> 00:20:17,979
If she was
in sweatpants
441
00:20:17,980 --> 00:20:24,019
I think at this point
they both realize
442
00:20:24,020 --> 00:20:26,589
That they don't
want to do this
443
00:20:26,590 --> 00:20:30,929
It's really uncomfortable
because it's so slow
444
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:36,130
And they don't bring out
the best in each other
445
00:20:39,540 --> 00:20:41,039
God, I can't believe
I'm gonna do this.
446
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,369
Okay, just please
don't tell anyone.
447
00:20:43,370 --> 00:20:44,900
About what?
448
00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:46,900
This.
449
00:20:49,821 --> 00:20:50,969
Now we're even.
450
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:55,559
Bursk and Leslie
451
00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:57,797
Oh... They're dancing
452
00:20:59,190 --> 00:21:02,939
I don't think that they're gonna work out
453
00:21:02,940 --> 00:21:07,655
Why don't you just try some online dating
454
00:21:07,656 --> 00:21:09,650
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