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Good morning, Danny.
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Man, I-I really want to make
fun of that ridiculous outfit,
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but I'm just a little too groggy.
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Ahh! All right.
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Uh, why do you look like you're
in a completely female version
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of "The Hunger Games"?
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Namaste, boys.
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Shell, don't tell me you do yoga, too.
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Hell, yeah, I do.
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My favorite yoga pose
is downward-facing girl.
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Speaking of which, I
have issues with you, sir.
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You were mean to me in my dreams.
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I was about to get it on
with that hot yoga girl,
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and you stole her away from me.
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You can't get mad at me for
something I did in a dream.
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That's banana pants.
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Justin: No, I know how he feels.
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I mean, ever since Nicki moved away,
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I've been having these
dreams she's cheating on me
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with her high-school boyfriend.
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It really bums me out.
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Oh, yeah, but that for sure
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is almost definitely actually happening.
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Just apologize to him. He's your buddy.
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I'm not gonna apologize
for yoga girl, okay?
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I've had dream sex with millions of girls,
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including Charlize Theron,
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the local barista at my coffee shop,
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and also an alien
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that was kind of looking like a shark.
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The next time you fall asleep,
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I'm gonna visit you in your subconscious,
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and I'm gonna have my revenge.
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Uh-oh! You've done it.
Look at him, look at him.
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He's already getting
in your head right now.
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I assume it's like a big warehouse,
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just filled with hundreds
of faceless girls,
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posters of Fonzie.
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Hell, I bet, uh, yoga
girl's already in there.
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You tell that cheating bitch I said hi.
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Danny: All right, now. Here we go. Come on.
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Justin: Okay. We are going.
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Oh-oh-oh,
oh, oh
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This week, Burski dies.
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No, he doesn't.
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Okay, but we can hope, right?
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Synced and corrected by Mastermonger.
www.addic7ed.com
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Hey, Les.
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You do know that was
straight Tequila, don't you?
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Can I have a lime?
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Julius is meeting me here.
He's out parking his car.
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We are finally signing our divorce papers.
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So listen up.
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I'm super happy, I-I'm
not drinking as much,
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and I'm having sex all the time. Got it?
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Shouldn't we go with
things that are believable?
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Hey, Les.
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Hey, Julius.
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Danny.
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Got nothing to say to you.
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You're like a guy who
can pull off a ponytail.
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You don't exist.
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Justin: Well, well, well.
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You're less fat than I thought you'd be.
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I should let you know,
buddy, this is my bar.
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And like the sign says,
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management reserves the right
to refuse service to... farts.
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Who changed the damn sign?!
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[Laughs]
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Uh, remember how I said I
had nothing to say to you?
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Well, uh... I lied,
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'cause I totally have
something to say to you.
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Are you seriously trying
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to do the Val Kilmer
tooth chomp from "Top Gun"?
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I don't know, Maverick. You tell me.
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Well, Iceman...
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You want to back this cowboy up,
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you're gonna have to get
a lot closer than that.
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Maybe I'll get this close.
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Maybe I'll get...
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This close.
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Maybe I'll get this close.
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That's pretty close.
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But maybe...
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I'll get...
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rhis close.
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Um, am I the only one that
wants them to kiss now?
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Danny, those stupid yoga pants
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are really chafing the tip of my penis.
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Good thing no one will ever see it.
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Sorry.
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I-I just... after seeing
Julius today, I needed to vent.
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Oh, well, if you want to be
sad about love on any couch,
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this is the couch.
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This baby has caught a lot of my tears.
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Yeah, you know you're, like, proud
of all the wrong things, right?
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Julius really hurt me.
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And... and then today,
at the lawyer's office,
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it was such a drag, and
he kept making me laugh,
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and he's still so charming.
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How did you even meet this creep, Les?
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Uh, I actually knew him
first. I introduced them.
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- Yeah, thanks again.
- Yeah.
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God, he was my best
friend. I worshipped him.
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I probably felt the same way
about him as you do about me.
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Cautiously optimistic that he could change?
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You know what?
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He taught me how to close with a girl
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without even saying a word, like this.
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What are you doing? I'm a guy.
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Stop that.
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What is...
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That's stupid.
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You're stupid.
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You know, you guys were really tight.
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It must have been hard for
you to see him today, too.
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Nah. He's dead to me.
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Aw, thanks.
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You're an amazing brother. Mwah!
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See ya.
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- Bye.
- Wow.
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Danny, that was beautiful.
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No, no. Baby bird, don't... no, no.
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I mean, it warms my heart
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to see you care for your sister like that.
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It's just nice to see you
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coming to my side a little bit, you know?
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Really, don't do this, because, uh...
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Hey, you can come out now. She's gone.
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Baby bird, don't freak out.
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"Baby bird"?!
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That is perfect!
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He's so small and adorable.
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Yeah.
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I promise, man, if we ever get tight,
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I'm totally gonna let
you sit on my shoulder
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and just ride around.
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I can't believe that
you two, in this house,
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wearing the same shirt!
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[Breathing heavily]
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So that whole thing at the bar...
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that was just an act?
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No, man. That was way
more than an act, man.
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That was like a... that was like
an award-winning performance.
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[Laughs] Oh, my God, no.
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Oh, God! Okay.
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I... oh, God. I really...
I didn't expect this, really.
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I, uh... oh, my gosh,
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that's so much heavier than
it looks like it is on TV.
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Um...
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Hey, I'm gonna go grab
something out of your room.
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Whatever. I'm still friends
with Julius. Who cares?
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How could you do this to Leslie?
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Uh, don't you mean how
could Leslie do this to me?
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You know the famous saying about divorce...
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it's the kids that suffer the most,
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but it's also the brother of the wife
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who was friends with the ex-husband
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that also suffers very, very much.
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Well, I'm just shocked to see you
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hanging out with someone
that's more handsome than you.
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Actually, we're both equally as handsome,
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and I know that because
I slept with the same girl
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that he slept with once, and
I asked her, and she said,
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"you know what? You're both
equally as handsome." So...
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Leslie's not gonna get hurt,
because she doesn't know, okay?
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And you can lie to a loved one
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as long as they're not gonna find out.
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And that's also another saying that I love.
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Where do you get your sayings?
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From a book of sayings
that I've been working on
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that are things that I've
said that pertain to my life.
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I get that Julius was
a lousy husband, okay?
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But he's always a great
friend and a great guy.
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You'd know that if you knew him.
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I don't want to get to know him,
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'cause to quote a great man,
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"it's not our abilities that
show us who we really are,
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it's the choices that we make."
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Yo! Who's quoting Dumbledore out here, huh?
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You a fan? We should
play Quidditch sometime.
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[Laughs] Right. I mean,
I always think about that.
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That'd be crazy. We could do that.
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No! What am I doing?
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Listen, hey, I'm sorry, man,
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but, um, it's gonna be very hard for me
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not to see you as the guy
who screwed Leslie over, okay?
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[Off-beat]
Just
a small-town girl
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livin' in a lonely world
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She took the midnight
train going anywhere
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Of all the songs, you had
to pick that one? I'm in.
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Both:
Just a city boy
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born and raised in south Detroit
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He took the midnight
train going anywhere
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Don't stop believin'
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So you're still friends with Leslie's ex?
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That doesn't feel right.
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You just bought yourself an ear flick.
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Look, even Justin likes Julius.
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That's so not true.
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Uh, you guys sang half of
"West Side Story" together.
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That was a beautiful 45-minute slipup.
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All right?
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And now Leslie's on her way,
and what are we supposed to say?
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You're supposed to cover for
me and lie like a bro, okay?
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Brett, you know how to lie, right?
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I convinced 12 women
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that I enjoyed having
intercourse with them.
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I think I can handle this.
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Bursk?
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Well, people don't usually
listen to what I say anyway,
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so I figure if I'm gonna be...
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Shelly, how about you?
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What if someone gets in your
face and demands the truth, huh?
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I just plead marijuana-related ignorance.
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Good move.
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Oh, make nice all you want, Danny,
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but when you fall asleep tonight,
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I'm coming for your ass.
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That leaves us with you.
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You're the one I'm concerned about.
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You don't have to be
concerned or worried about me.
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I'm a great liar.
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That's a lie. I just lied right now.
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I'm not good at lying, okay?
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Honestly, I can't do
it. I get very nervous.
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I move my hands a lot. My
arms just go around and...
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Well, look, it's not gonna come up.
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But if it does, you're
gonna do whatever you did
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on all those lonely nights
in high school, okay?
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You're gonna take your medium-sized hands
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and stick them in your pockets
and grab hold of something.
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Hey, guys.
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- Hey!
- Hey!
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Hey! There she is.
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Look at her.
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Good to see her. That's a great purse.
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Hey, hey.
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Why is everyone acting weird?
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[Laughs] Weird?
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[Laughs] Who's weird?
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Elevator. Bing!
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[Imitates elevator buzzing]
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You know what? I-I-I think
that they're not acting weird.
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- They're just weird guys, right?
- Right.
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Anyway, I, uh...
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I can't get that song
"Maria" out of my head.
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Today at the lawyer's office,
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Julius wouldn't stop
singing "West Side Story."
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Well, the man can carry a tune, you know?
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When did you hear him sing?
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What?
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I-I never... I didn't...
I never heard him...
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I never heard him sing. No, I...
255
00:11:14,931 --> 00:11:17,749
well, it's just when you two
walked in here the other day,
256
00:11:17,749 --> 00:11:19,701
uh, you know, together,
257
00:11:19,701 --> 00:11:21,812
I noticed his Adam's apple was really high.
258
00:11:21,812 --> 00:11:22,842
You know, it's kind of up there.
259
00:11:22,842 --> 00:11:24,932
And I've noticed people with
high Adam's apples, they...
260
00:11:24,932 --> 00:11:25,997
you know, they have really good voices
261
00:11:25,997 --> 00:11:27,322
that can kind of just fill a room.
262
00:11:27,322 --> 00:11:28,500
You know, it just really fills a room,
263
00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:30,349
and it can grab people
and kind of pull them...
264
00:11:30,349 --> 00:11:32,057
Hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey.
265
00:11:34,239 --> 00:11:35,600
Pockets.
266
00:11:39,018 --> 00:11:41,057
Did you guys see Julius?
267
00:11:43,183 --> 00:11:44,104
Shelly?
268
00:11:47,064 --> 00:11:49,407
I had four pot brownies for breakfast.
269
00:11:53,141 --> 00:11:54,091
You know what? I remember what it was.
270
00:11:54,091 --> 00:11:56,570
Uh... I was making fun of Justin's singing.
271
00:11:56,570 --> 00:11:57,345
Remember, Justin?
272
00:11:57,345 --> 00:11:59,610
Y-y-yeah. No,
I-I-I remember that.
273
00:11:59,610 --> 00:12:01,768
That... that... that definitely
happened, uh, you know?
274
00:12:01,768 --> 00:12:03,023
I was just singing away, like I...
275
00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:04,610
Do-o-o-o-o-o
276
00:12:04,610 --> 00:12:05,309
Right, right.
277
00:12:05,309 --> 00:12:08,732
And then I was telling him
how much your ex-husband
278
00:12:08,732 --> 00:12:09,724
liked to do the same thing,
279
00:12:09,724 --> 00:12:10,868
and now you're doing it, also, so...
280
00:12:10,868 --> 00:12:12,458
Leslie: Oh.
281
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,442
Sorry for accusing you guys.
282
00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:17,015
You always have my back.
283
00:12:17,633 --> 00:12:20,322
Julius was at our house, okay?
284
00:12:22,379 --> 00:12:24,368
And I sang with him, and it was beautiful.
285
00:12:24,368 --> 00:12:25,482
If you were there, you would have loved it.
286
00:12:25,482 --> 00:12:26,770
And Danny's still friends with him.
287
00:12:29,906 --> 00:12:31,649
Are you serious?
288
00:12:33,030 --> 00:12:34,756
Come on, les. [Groans]
289
00:12:34,756 --> 00:12:36,611
Unbelievable, man.
290
00:12:36,611 --> 00:12:38,825
Why couldn't you lie for me? They all did.
291
00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:40,487
That's true.
292
00:12:40,487 --> 00:12:43,004
I had five pot brownies for breakfast.
293
00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:51,457
Leslie? You here?
294
00:12:51,457 --> 00:12:53,333
Danny wants to apologize.
295
00:12:53,333 --> 00:12:54,972
No, man, I don't want to apologize.
296
00:12:54,972 --> 00:12:55,785
I have to,
297
00:12:55,785 --> 00:12:59,236
all because Johnny Choirboy
decided to grow a conscience.
298
00:12:59,871 --> 00:13:01,583
Leslie: I heard that, you ass!
299
00:13:03,495 --> 00:13:04,633
Just let me get dressed.
300
00:13:04,633 --> 00:13:07,059
Dude, why couldn't you
just lie for me, man?
301
00:13:07,059 --> 00:13:08,484
I lie for you all the time.
302
00:13:08,484 --> 00:13:10,711
Friends aren't supposed
to lie for each other.
303
00:13:10,711 --> 00:13:12,990
They're supposed to help each
other become better people.
304
00:13:12,990 --> 00:13:14,619
I'm gonna ask you a serious question,
305
00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:16,503
and I want you to be 100% honest.
306
00:13:17,407 --> 00:13:18,375
Are you a Care Bear?
307
00:13:26,156 --> 00:13:28,060
Danny, I'm gonna tell you something,
308
00:13:28,060 --> 00:13:29,689
and it's gonna be a little harsh,
309
00:13:29,689 --> 00:13:31,788
but I want you to know it
comes from a place of love.
310
00:13:31,788 --> 00:13:33,435
Okay, shoot, baby bird.
311
00:13:33,435 --> 00:13:34,756
You're going to die alone.
312
00:13:39,376 --> 00:13:40,724
Whoa, what happened to your hair?
313
00:13:40,724 --> 00:13:43,160
Yeah, what, did you open a plane door?
314
00:13:44,997 --> 00:13:46,990
Oh, great, man. I've seen this before.
315
00:13:46,990 --> 00:13:48,372
She's so mad she can't even even talk.
316
00:13:48,372 --> 00:13:49,720
You just got to wait it out,
317
00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:51,109
and pretty soon, she'll explode
318
00:13:51,109 --> 00:13:53,103
and take everything down
in her path, including you.
319
00:13:53,103 --> 00:13:56,539
You know what, Danny? I
take back what I said before.
320
00:13:56,539 --> 00:13:58,051
You're a horrible brother.
321
00:13:58,051 --> 00:13:59,304
I totally agree with you, Les.
322
00:13:59,304 --> 00:14:01,175
Nobody's talking to you, cabbage patch.
323
00:14:03,758 --> 00:14:05,438
You know what? I am your sister!
324
00:14:05,438 --> 00:14:08,293
Does that not mean anything to you?!
325
00:14:08,293 --> 00:14:12,633
No, because you're insensitive
and selfish and a jerk,
326
00:14:12,633 --> 00:14:15,949
and you're also... What?
327
00:14:15,949 --> 00:14:18,264
Yes! You're gonna die alone!
328
00:14:20,407 --> 00:14:21,253
And y-you know what?
329
00:14:21,253 --> 00:14:22,774
Get out of here. Just g-go!
330
00:14:22,774 --> 00:14:23,786
- Get out, get out!
- Why, why?
331
00:14:23,786 --> 00:14:24,926
Why are you hustling us out?
332
00:14:24,926 --> 00:14:26,134
- Go!
- I'm trying to apologize to you.
333
00:14:26,134 --> 00:14:26,724
Get out of here!
334
00:14:26,724 --> 00:14:28,424
Leslie, what's going on?
Who are you talking to?
335
00:14:35,063 --> 00:14:37,128
What is wrong with this family?
336
00:14:49,762 --> 00:14:50,746
Did you just see that?
337
00:14:50,746 --> 00:14:51,489
See what?
338
00:14:58,657 --> 00:15:00,794
Is someone there? Hello?
339
00:15:00,794 --> 00:15:01,919
Dream ninja!
340
00:15:01,919 --> 00:15:06,088
- Aah!
- Aah.
341
00:15:06,088 --> 00:15:08,419
Now your turn, bright eyes.
342
00:15:08,419 --> 00:15:09,882
Eat steel, bitch!
343
00:15:09,882 --> 00:15:11,312
[Screams]
344
00:15:11,312 --> 00:15:12,427
Shelly!
345
00:15:18,571 --> 00:15:20,067
Hello again.
346
00:15:21,763 --> 00:15:23,640
Just say it, bro. It's the only way.
347
00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:25,553
Listen, man, Shelly, I'm so sorry
348
00:15:25,553 --> 00:15:26,557
for what I did to you in your dream.
349
00:15:28,941 --> 00:15:32,405
And like that... poof!... You're free.
350
00:15:37,050 --> 00:15:38,757
So, Shelly visited my dreams.
351
00:15:38,757 --> 00:15:41,410
Oh, my g... well, sit down
and tell me all about it.
352
00:15:41,410 --> 00:15:43,003
Come on. Sit that ass down.
353
00:15:43,003 --> 00:15:44,479
You know what I just
realized? I don't care.
354
00:15:45,874 --> 00:15:47,174
Eh, whatever. It doesn't matter.
355
00:15:47,174 --> 00:15:48,366
Julius is coming by anyway,
356
00:15:48,366 --> 00:15:50,087
and he loves when I tell him my dreams.
357
00:15:50,087 --> 00:15:52,553
You're not still hanging
out with him, are you?
358
00:15:52,553 --> 00:15:54,128
Yeah. Leslie had sex with him again,
359
00:15:54,128 --> 00:15:55,306
so obviously I can do whatever I want.
360
00:15:56,693 --> 00:15:58,420
Look, I don't think you get it.
361
00:15:58,420 --> 00:15:59,690
All right.
362
00:15:59,690 --> 00:16:01,810
You want to know why
Shelly got into your dream?
363
00:16:01,810 --> 00:16:03,690
Because he's a magical creature
364
00:16:03,690 --> 00:16:05,573
that we all made up in our imagination?
365
00:16:06,854 --> 00:16:07,545
Maybe.
366
00:16:08,559 --> 00:16:10,599
Or maybe it's because deep down,
367
00:16:10,599 --> 00:16:11,920
you actually have a conscience.
368
00:16:13,724 --> 00:16:15,139
Yeah, I know. It's hard
for me to believe, too.
369
00:16:17,196 --> 00:16:19,788
Look, I want you to think about
Leslie for a minute here, okay?
370
00:16:19,788 --> 00:16:20,842
Think about this.
371
00:16:20,842 --> 00:16:22,649
You know how much Julius hurt her.
372
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,896
You know how twisted up she was
373
00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:26,147
about having to sign those divorce papers.
374
00:16:26,147 --> 00:16:28,541
You don't think falling back
into bed with him just once
375
00:16:28,541 --> 00:16:29,784
wouldn't totally mess her up?
376
00:16:29,784 --> 00:16:31,511
Look, you don't know my sister at all.
377
00:16:31,511 --> 00:16:33,897
She's the toughest human
being I've ever met, man.
378
00:16:33,897 --> 00:16:35,643
Yeah, so she slept with
her ex. It doesn't matter.
379
00:16:35,643 --> 00:16:37,364
She's probably brushing it off right now.
380
00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:39,298
Really? Okay.
381
00:16:40,893 --> 00:16:43,341
Does that look like someone
who's just brushing it off?
382
00:16:44,055 --> 00:16:46,054
Cheers.
383
00:16:51,141 --> 00:16:53,361
I cannot believe I slept with Julius.
384
00:16:53,361 --> 00:16:54,513
I'm such an idiot.
385
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,339
- [Groans]
- It's okay.
386
00:16:56,339 --> 00:16:57,535
I'd have done the same thing.
387
00:16:59,578 --> 00:17:01,154
Now, you see how they're
all taking care of her?
388
00:17:01,953 --> 00:17:03,929
Granted, Burski's just
looking for an excuse
389
00:17:03,929 --> 00:17:04,836
to play with her bra.
390
00:17:08,567 --> 00:17:09,727
Still, I got to say it.
391
00:17:09,727 --> 00:17:12,183
Daniel, I'm disappointed in you.
392
00:17:12,183 --> 00:17:15,304
All right, look, I know you like acting
393
00:17:15,304 --> 00:17:16,806
like you're a disappointed dad, okay?
394
00:17:16,806 --> 00:17:18,229
But don't do "disappointed dad" to me...
395
00:17:18,229 --> 00:17:20,048
Even though you are dressed like it.
396
00:17:22,310 --> 00:17:25,566
[Sighs] I just expected
a lot more from you, son.
397
00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:36,707
Hey, uh, there's something
I need to say to you.
398
00:17:38,064 --> 00:17:38,978
You know how you're always trying
399
00:17:38,978 --> 00:17:39,906
to make me a better person?
400
00:17:40,704 --> 00:17:41,591
Yeah.
401
00:17:41,591 --> 00:17:44,135
I seriously hate you so much for that.
402
00:17:50,163 --> 00:17:51,247
Hey, Les.
403
00:17:51,247 --> 00:17:54,431
I bought and ate an entire cake.
404
00:17:58,632 --> 00:18:00,405
I'm gonna keep moving.
405
00:18:01,335 --> 00:18:02,889
Hey, Danny, you ready to go?
406
00:18:02,889 --> 00:18:04,616
Danny: Look, I'm pissed at you, man,
407
00:18:04,616 --> 00:18:06,510
and I want to... I wanted to talk to you
408
00:18:06,510 --> 00:18:07,286
in front of my sister.
409
00:18:07,980 --> 00:18:09,888
What, so you lied to get me down here?
410
00:18:09,888 --> 00:18:11,273
Did you know about this, Justin?
411
00:18:11,273 --> 00:18:14,948
Me, know about this today,
all this stuff together?
412
00:18:14,948 --> 00:18:16,226
No! What? Are you nuts?
413
00:18:16,226 --> 00:18:17,070
Yeah, I knew.
414
00:18:19,281 --> 00:18:20,933
Look, you can't just sleep with my sister
415
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:21,715
and mess with her head.
416
00:18:22,311 --> 00:18:24,546
You're mad at me for sleeping with Leslie?
417
00:18:24,546 --> 00:18:26,916
Buddy, it... it takes two
people to make that decision.
418
00:18:26,916 --> 00:18:27,905
Oh, come on, man.
419
00:18:27,905 --> 00:18:29,316
I know that it was you
putting on the moves.
420
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:30,665
She hasn't slept with a single human being
421
00:18:30,665 --> 00:18:31,698
since you guys split up.
422
00:18:31,698 --> 00:18:32,637
Pbht!
423
00:18:32,637 --> 00:18:34,447
I don't know why that's relevant.
424
00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:40,476
Look, you had the best wife
in the world, and you blew it.
425
00:18:42,930 --> 00:18:44,260
I am sorry, Les.
426
00:18:44,260 --> 00:18:47,657
Well, what about, um...
what about you and me?
427
00:18:47,657 --> 00:18:48,911
Can... can we still hang out?
428
00:18:51,573 --> 00:18:54,254
It's okay, Danny. You
can do whatever you want.
429
00:18:54,254 --> 00:18:56,422
She doesn't mean it. It's a trap.
430
00:19:01,378 --> 00:19:05,161
Look, buddy, uh, I'm sorry,
but it's just... it's over.
431
00:19:08,166 --> 00:19:09,912
Are you breaking up with me?
432
00:19:11,465 --> 00:19:13,086
Well, I mean, we can still be friends.
433
00:19:13,086 --> 00:19:15,043
- No, you can't!
- Right, I know. Yeah, sorry.
434
00:19:16,528 --> 00:19:18,840
Danny, what about Iceman?
435
00:19:23,711 --> 00:19:25,128
It's not you. It's me.
436
00:19:28,115 --> 00:19:29,411
I can change.
437
00:19:34,511 --> 00:19:37,056
Look, you don't have to do this.
438
00:19:38,104 --> 00:19:39,600
[Voice breaking] I just did.
439
00:19:43,761 --> 00:19:44,849
Is he gone?
440
00:19:46,487 --> 00:19:47,256
He's not.
441
00:19:50,414 --> 00:19:53,655
I know I already said
this, and I took it back.
442
00:19:54,437 --> 00:19:57,711
I'm gonna say it again,
and I mean it this time.
443
00:19:57,711 --> 00:20:02,255
You are the best little
brother in the whole world.
444
00:20:04,599 --> 00:20:06,722
I'm so glad mom didn't let
me put you in the microwave.
445
00:20:09,593 --> 00:20:11,747
Well, we're probably gonna
have to talk about that later.
446
00:20:11,747 --> 00:20:13,040
But, look, I always got your back.
447
00:20:15,122 --> 00:20:18,826
Hey, um, I know that, um,
it's only been like a minute,
448
00:20:18,826 --> 00:20:20,786
but do you think that
Julius thinks about me?
449
00:20:23,957 --> 00:20:24,559
Hey, man...
450
00:20:26,815 --> 00:20:29,990
Uh, y-you're not involved
in this hug, okay?
451
00:20:31,535 --> 00:20:33,063
Did you hear that, guys?
452
00:20:33,063 --> 00:20:34,760
Danny wants a group hug.
453
00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:35,451
Get out.
454
00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:37,258
No. Stop it.
455
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:46,512
I can't believe we're doing this again,
456
00:20:46,512 --> 00:20:48,781
but I just can't stop myself.
457
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:50,990
Just follow your body's lead.
458
00:20:52,179 --> 00:20:56,665
I don't know who or
what brought us together,
459
00:20:56,665 --> 00:20:59,951
but if they were here, I would thank them.
460
00:21:00,610 --> 00:21:02,785
Oh, you're welcome.
461
00:21:02,785 --> 00:21:05,232
Now you two kids just make out.
462
00:21:07,091 --> 00:21:08,421
[Gasps]
463
00:21:15,237 --> 00:21:16,810
Thanks, bro.
464
00:21:20,092 --> 00:21:22,436
Just promise me you'll
use this power for good.
465
00:21:24,243 --> 00:21:25,852
No
466
00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:29,813
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