Original subtitles

( DRAMATIC THEME PLAYING )

You said we were going somewhere important, Steeljaw...

This just looks like another patch of dirt.

It's the patch of dirt to which

our benefactors on Cybertron directed us, Underbite.

And if we want the pardons they promised us,

that makes it important.

( GASPS )

Ah!

( GRUNTS )

( YELPS )

Hey, you! You think you can just

sneak up on us and give us the evil eye?

Eh?

Calm yourself, Thunderhoof.

STEELJAW: It looks like he's controlling that portal with his optical sensors.

We came as ordered. Who are you...

and what is that?

SOUNDWAVE: It is the conduit to your new superiors.

We already have an agreement with...

SOUNDWAVE: Incorrect.

We work with those you have served until now.

Your allegiance transfers to us,

or the terms of your agreement no longer apply.

( ANGRILY ) You are in no position to give us orders.

SOUNDWAVE: We will depart this realm shortly for yours.

Prepare for our arrival, or when we meet,

you will be deactivated. Painfully.

? Transformers ?

? Robots in disguise ?

? Robots in disguise ?

( ROARS ) ? Robots in disguise ?

? Robots in disguise ?

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( MYSTERIOUS THEME PLAYING )

GRIMLOCK: Come on, monitor.

I've been sitting here all day,

you could at least give me something to monitor.

( SIGHS )

Very not bored Grimlock to Bumblebee.

How much fun are you having without me?

BUMBLEBEE: No sign of Steeljaw and his Pack, Grim.

We're headed back to the cave.

Have Fixit, Denny, and Russell returned with the supplies yet?

Nope, it's just me.

And a blank, boring, monitor screen.

Well, we'll be there soon to keep you company.

Bumblebee out. ( COMM BEEPS )

( SIGHS )

Yep, just me and a screen...

And a whole lot of interesting looking tunnels...

Explore tunnels, stare at blank screen...

Awesome tunnels. Blank screen.

Tunnels. Screen. Screen. Tunnels.

Tunnels. Screen.

Tunnels!

Just for a minute!

I'll be back, screen! I promise!

( COMPUTER WHIRRING, BEEPING )

( SUSPENSEFUL THEME PLAYING )

Do we have to wear disguises, even at the grocery store?

I don't think Steeljaw is going to attack me in the deli aisle.

You can't be too careful, Russell.

( COMPUTER BEEPING )

Hey, I-is... Is that supposed to be beeping?

( DRAMATIC THEME PLAYING )

( GASPS ) Five contacts!

How long has this been active?

Why is Grimlock not at his station?

( ECHOING ) Grimlock!

( KEYBOARD BEEPS )

FIXIT: Fixit to Bumblebee, do you read?

BUMBLEBEE: What's the story, Fixit?

( ENGINES REVVING )

( CLEARS THROAT ) We have multiple Cybertronian

tech signals at the nuclear waste disposal site.

Hey, guys! Look what I found.

I think it's a dinosaur fossil.

I mean, I could be wrong.

( CLEARS THROAT )

( COMPUTER BEEPING )

Oh, that wasn't supposed to happen.

I just took a break to have a little fun.

Grimlock, there's a time for fun,

and there's a time for work.

I know, but nothing had happened, like, all day!

I didn't think a little break would hurt anything.

Well, during that "little break"

things might have happened that could be very serious!

I'm sorry, Bee.

From now on, I promise I'll keep fun and work completely separated.

Eh, hopefully we can still reach

the signal coordinates in time to do some good.

Autobots, let's rev up and roll out.

( EAGLE CRIES )

( DRILL WHIRRING FAINTLY )

( STUTTERING ): So how d-d-d-deep d-d-d-does this

p-p-p-pit need to b-b-b-b-be anyway?

Deep enough to find what we're looking for.

Keep digging.

( ENGINES REV )

Okay, we'll split into teams

and flank the 'Cons from the sides.

When I give the signal, we'll rush 'em.

Hm?

We've got company!

Change of plan. Just go in and kick tailpipe!

( DRAMATIC THEME PLAYING )

Keep working!

And tell me immediately when you hit paydirt.

Oh, fine with me.

I'd rather dig than get punched!

Down with tyrants!

Hyah!

( GRUNTS )

Ugh! Assault with a Cybertronian Power shovel.

Minimum punishment: This!

( GRUNTS )

( BOTH GRUNTING )

Ugh!

Ugh! Grr.

I'm gonna put a hole in your chassis big enough to drive a tractor through it!

Ugh, yeah, I don't like your chances.

- Gah! - Ugh.

Well?

You gonna start our little throw down with some lame joke, like usual?

Not today, Underbite.

I'm here to work, not play!

Don't debate him, Grimlock, take him out with a tail swipe

and get down in that pit to stop Clampdown!

I can't tail swipe him. Tail swipes are the funnest thing I do,

and I'm here to work, not... Huh?

Weak sauce!

( GRUNTS )

( YELLS )

( CLANGS )

( MYSTERIOUS THEME PLAYING )

Woo-hoo! Steeljaw, paydirt!

Huh?

Hyah!

Ugh!

( GROANS )

( STEELJAW GRUNTS )

Clampdown, ready the nuclear waste for transport to Crown City.

You can't take radioactive material into a populated area!

Ugh!

( CHUCKLES )

Well, I'd say, "watch me," but I'm afraid you won't have that opportunity.

I've always wanted to open you up and see what made you tick.

( GROANS IN PAIN )

( YELLS IN PAIN )

( GUN FIRES )

( HEROIC THEME PLAYS )

( GRUNTS )

Ugh...

( GROANS )

CLAMPDOWN: Okay, if anybody wants to help, that'd be okay. Gah!

Don't let Clampdown escape with that container!

Sideswipe, Grimlock, help us cut Clampdown off!

( BOTH GRUNT )

Thunderhoof!

Yeah, yeah, Steeljaw...

I've been messing up Autobots since before you were forged!

( GRUNTS )

( OMINOUS THEME PLAYING )

( GROUND CRUMBLING )

Everyone, scatter before...

( ALL SCREAM )

Badda-boom!

Lumbering oaf!

They should be lying helpless at our feet,

not sent to the Earth's core!

What's the difference?

I wanted to rip Bumbleblee's spark from his chassis with my own claws!

Ugh, then go after 'em!

What's left of that Autobum is all yours.

( GROWLS )

Comrades, let us not quarrel.

The benefactors of our great struggle

expect us at the assigned location with the spoils of our triumph!

Fine. Let's finish this and end our partnership

before I do something all of you will regret.

Huzzah! Onward to victory, to history, to freedom!

( WAR CRY )

Muzzle yourself, Quillfire.

You're taking the first shift towing the radioactive waste.

( DEFLATED WAR CRY )

( GRUNTS )

( GROANS )

That didn't go very well.

It might've gone better if it wasn't for Mister Literal over there.

( GRUNTS )

Me?

Aw, scrap!

( WHIMPERS )

What did I do?

It's what you didn't do.

You could've tail-whipped Underbite and clobbered Clampdown into dreamland!

I told you, fighting like that is fun, and I promised Bumblebee...

BUMBLEBEE: Now's not the time, team.

We need to go after the Pack before they can get

too close to Crown City with that radioactive waste.

They may have left some of it behind, sir.

Whatever's in here is making some strange sounds.

( BEEPING, WHIRRING )

A Geiger Counter! Excellent.

It is?

I don't see any Geiger's.

Geiger Counters track how much radiation is in a given area.

The closer we get to that radioactive waste, the more it'll click.

Form on me, team.

Let's rev up and roll out!

( DRAMATIC THEME PLAYING )

( MYSTERIOUS THEME PLAYING )

So many of the reports of strange goings-on

in this region can be traced to this area.

Well, now, I'm about to find out

if the reports are real, or just more hooey cooked up to throw me off the trail.

FIXIT: ? It's a long way ?

? To Kaon city ?

Eh?

( GASPS )

Son of a sasquatch, I knew it!

Oh, sweet Solus Prime.

This is the place!

The secret government lab, where they're building

the robot overlords that are gonna replace regular humans!

And I'm gonna get me some proof!

( MAN CACKLES )

Guess we better take a break from putting away the groceries.

Guess we better.

( OMINOUS THEME PLAYING )

( BEEPING, WHIRRING )

Are you still mad, Sideswipe?

I was just doing my best to follow Bumblebee's orders.

I know, Grim, but you can't be so worried

about what's work and what's not that you don't help the team.

I tried having fun when I was supposed to be on the job,

and now all of Crown City could be in big trouble because I messed up.

No, y-you were having fun doing something other than your job.

I-if you'd been doing what you were supposed to be doing,

it would have been cool to have fun doing it.

- Make sense? - Um...

( BEEPS INTENSIFY ) BEE: We're closing in, team!

Get your game faces on.

Our benefactors didn't ask us to visit

a supply warehouse for human aquatic recreation, Quillfire.

Why are we stopping here?

Please, my servos are aching.

Could one of you take pity on a fellow revolutionary and pull the trailer a while?

No way, no how.

I ain't no commercial hauling vehicle.

( SCOFFS ) Please.

Nuh-uh. Yesterday was my leg day.

Hey, I just did all the digging!

It wouldn't be fair to make me do the pulling too.

BUMBLEBEE: The four of you are just shining examples of teamwork, aren't you?

Not that I expect you to listen, but...

step away from that container, Decepticons.

You know us so well, Lieutenant.

Quillfire?

Oh!

Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no.

Sir, what is it?

Hydrochloric acid.

Humans use it in their pool cleaner.

It can dissolve almost anything...

including concrete.

( GASPS )

( SUSPENSEFUL THEME PLAYING )

Steeljaw, listen to me.

If that acid eats through the nuclear waste container,

the entire area could be contaminated.

- Millions of humans... - ( STEELJAW CHUCKLES )

Seriously?

Does that sound like anything I'd concern myself with?

( ROARS )

Ugh!

( ROARS )

( GRUNTS ) ( GROANS )

Ugh...

( GROWLS, ROARS )

( YELLS )

( BOTH GRUNT, GROAN )

( GASPS )

Huh?

Uh, Bee?

I know that looks like fun, but it was not my idea!

( SIZZLES )

( SQUEALS )

( GRUNTS, GASPS )

Sideswipe, the shelves!

Scrud, and double-scrud!

( SIGH OF RELIEF )

( SHELVES CREAKING )

Quillfire!

( BOTH GRUNTING )

Give the Autobots something to worry about besides us!

( TECHNO THEME PLAYING )

Somebot, anybot, stop him!

( GRUNTS )

Yah!

Ugh!

I'm on the job, Bee!

( GROANS )

( SQUEAKING )

( SIGHS IN RELIEF )

Ugh!

( BOTH GRUNT )

Quillfire, never mind the shelves!

STEELJAW: Just fire your quills into the acid bottles.

What a revolutionary idea!

Don't come any closer, Dinobot!

Oh, but I'm gonna...

Soon as I figure out a way to take you down

without having any fun doing it.

Forget about that, Grim,

just tail-swipe him and get it down!

But if I have fun, I could mess this up, like before!

You've already messed this up!

Aw, scrap, I blew it again!

Now what do we do?

( BOTS GRUNTING )

You see if you can help out our teamies.

( GRUNTS )

W-whoa!

I'll finish up here!

Hyah!

( SQUEALS PAINFULLY )

Woo-hoo!

Awesomest take-down ever!

Yeah! Who's the bot?

Who's the bot! Woo!

( YELPS )

The nuclear waste!

BUMBLEBEE: Does anyone have eyes on the Decepticons?

- They're not in here! - How can you tell?

I can't see anything!

They must've made a break for it.

Come on!

( DRAMATIC THEME PLAYING )

Zotz! But we were only a millisec behind them.

With all these buildings around,

a millisec was probably all they needed to find cover.

We'll have another crack at them, I'm sure.

For now, we better secure this radioactive material.

Nice work in there, guys.

That's the most fun I've had in a long time!

( CHUCKLES )

- Sorry. - No apology necessary.

Long as the job gets done, I have no problem with anyone enjoying themselves.

So work is work, and fun is fun,

but it's okay if work is fun as long as you remember you're working?

Oh! I get it now!

I wish I did.

( MYSTERIOUS THEME PLAYING )

( LAUGHS )

Robot overlord... doodads!

DENNY: Beg your pardon, sir.

This is a hazardous area.

Base Security? I surrender!

Please don't harvest my brain patterns

for robot overlord artificial intelligence modeling!

What? None of that going on here, sir.

We're a mining operation.

This here is our drilling bot, the Fixit 500!

Oh! Ahem.

( BEEPING NOISES )

( ROBOTICALLY ) Fixit 500, activated.

( LIGHT-HEARTED THEME PLAYING )

Huh. Just drilling.

Oh! What're you drilling for?

Alien meteorite particles?

BOTH: Dinosaur fossils.

( SIGHS )

It's a good thing the rest of the Conspiracy Theory Society

isn't here, I'd never live it down...

( ALL SIGH IN RELIEF )

If you're looking for aliens, ain't none in there.

Just some miners and a robot,

working hard to dig out some dinosaur fossils.

( DOOR SLAMS )

( MYSTERIOUS THEME PLAYING )

What was that all about?

- Grim? - Didn't you hear?

They're inside working on dino fossils!

That looks like a job for Grimlock...

I mean, uh, fun for Grimlock...

I mean, uh...

Denny, Russell, Fixit, save some for me!

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