Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:06,301 --> 00:00:07,837
Yes. No, I'm on my way, I'm just
2
00:00:07,862 --> 00:00:09,493
- getting the bagels.
- There you go.
3
00:00:09,554 --> 00:00:11,054
Oh, thanks. Keep it.
4
00:00:11,139 --> 00:00:13,306
Yeah. Uh-huh.
5
00:00:13,391 --> 00:00:15,558
Brett: Alex, we should push
this stuff against the wall.
6
00:00:15,644 --> 00:00:17,777
We've gotta make room for all the
other stuff coming in, okay?
7
00:00:17,862 --> 00:00:19,646
- Hey.
- Brett: Okay. Good.
8
00:00:19,781 --> 00:00:21,397
- What's up?
- Um...
9
00:00:21,483 --> 00:00:24,817
- What is all this?
- What are you talking about? This is Dune.
10
00:00:24,903 --> 00:00:28,788
- You said one car full.
- Technically, it is. It's just one U-Haul.
11
00:00:28,873 --> 00:00:31,324
It's just temporary, until
we get a permanent space.
12
00:00:31,459 --> 00:00:33,543
Can you just move all this stuff
into that room back there?
13
00:00:33,662 --> 00:00:37,830
That has, like, a missing part of the roof?
This stuff is not waterproof.
14
00:00:37,916 --> 00:00:41,000
This is papier-m?ch?. I have to, like...
15
00:00:41,086 --> 00:00:44,003
(sighs) Fine. Okay, fine. Jesus.
16
00:00:44,089 --> 00:00:46,389
Stupid-ass Dune.
17
00:00:46,508 --> 00:00:48,641
I heard that, by the way.
18
00:00:48,727 --> 00:00:51,177
So, don't be surprised or alarmed
19
00:00:51,313 --> 00:00:53,396
if Anna Booth-Meyers
gets in touch with you.
20
00:00:53,515 --> 00:00:57,567
If and when she does, my advice
would be to just ignore her calls.
21
00:00:57,686 --> 00:01:00,403
Not to get too much into the gory details,
22
00:01:00,522 --> 00:01:03,022
but Anna wants to make this
a full-on private school.
23
00:01:03,158 --> 00:01:07,694
Now, technically, she doesn't have the
authority or the power to do that.
24
00:01:07,779 --> 00:01:09,445
- That's actually not true at all, Michelle.
- Oh, God.
25
00:01:09,531 --> 00:01:12,115
La Petit Village is a dual immersion
26
00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:16,119
French charter school that is
100 percent completely funded.
27
00:01:16,204 --> 00:01:19,872
All we need is just an official vote
to reassign the charter into my name.
28
00:01:19,958 --> 00:01:23,543
The board is gonna vote this Saturday.
It's very exciting.
29
00:01:23,628 --> 00:01:25,762
Okay, what is going on here?
30
00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:27,401
- Is that true?
- My school is
31
00:01:27,426 --> 00:01:29,239
based on French language arts.
32
00:01:29,300 --> 00:01:32,051
Singapore Math. Montessori approaches.
33
00:01:32,137 --> 00:01:35,688
How about you, Michelle? Would you
like to talk to us about your school?
34
00:01:35,774 --> 00:01:39,392
Do you even have a curriculum?
35
00:01:39,527 --> 00:01:42,228
Okay, Anna, that was your department.
36
00:01:42,313 --> 00:01:44,197
It was my department because
you couldn't handle it.
37
00:01:44,282 --> 00:01:46,399
No, because I was delegating,
38
00:01:46,534 --> 00:01:50,236
because I was trying to...
take care of the 19,000
39
00:01:50,372 --> 00:01:53,456
other things that also
needed my attention.
40
00:01:53,575 --> 00:01:57,960
Do you or do you not have a
curriculum for your school?
41
00:02:00,582 --> 00:02:02,632
We've had... we've had...
42
00:02:02,751 --> 00:02:06,085
Anna: Exactly. Thank you. Good luck.
43
00:02:06,171 --> 00:02:10,089
Okay, moving on, I am working very closely
44
00:02:10,175 --> 00:02:12,425
with Professor Watsey
at Occidental College.
45
00:02:12,510 --> 00:02:15,428
He is the head of the French
literature department.
46
00:02:15,563 --> 00:02:17,930
- On top of that...
- Actually...
47
00:02:18,066 --> 00:02:21,517
if you will turn your attention
towards the loading dock,
48
00:02:21,603 --> 00:02:24,320
where you will see the first installation
49
00:02:24,439 --> 00:02:28,441
of our arts and
humanities-based curriculum.
50
00:02:28,526 --> 00:02:30,910
Anna: I'm sorry? Mm-hm.
51
00:02:30,995 --> 00:02:33,529
Mr. Pierson? Mr. Pappas?
52
00:02:33,615 --> 00:02:37,533
Can you come in and just
say hi to everyone?
53
00:02:38,920 --> 00:02:39,836
Yeah...
54
00:02:39,954 --> 00:02:42,672
Just...
55
00:02:42,791 --> 00:02:46,959
So Mr. Pierson has an MFA from CalArts.
56
00:02:47,095 --> 00:02:51,013
And Mr. Pappas has over
20 years of experience
57
00:02:51,132 --> 00:02:55,268
with... all different types of puppets.
58
00:02:55,353 --> 00:02:56,552
- Puppets?
- Puppets.
59
00:02:56,638 --> 00:02:58,387
- Puppets.
- Yeah.
60
00:02:58,473 --> 00:03:03,109
Uh... would you gentlemen mind telling us
61
00:03:03,194 --> 00:03:07,447
what you have prepared for our school?
62
00:03:07,532 --> 00:03:09,732
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Um...
63
00:03:09,818 --> 00:03:11,984
- Michelle: Great.
- I will allow...
64
00:03:12,070 --> 00:03:16,789
- Please. Yes, please.
- myself to go first.
65
00:03:16,875 --> 00:03:19,659
Yeah. Um... (clears throat) So, essentially,
66
00:03:19,744 --> 00:03:22,328
what we believe is that
the performing arts
67
00:03:22,464 --> 00:03:26,833
engages all the senses in...
68
00:03:26,918 --> 00:03:29,469
a way that educates the entire being...
69
00:03:29,554 --> 00:03:31,806
That's right. We believe
that the renaissance
70
00:03:31,831 --> 00:03:33,446
child is the child of the future.
71
00:03:33,508 --> 00:03:37,176
Alex: We can have, uh, scholars, artists,
72
00:03:37,262 --> 00:03:39,748
and happy children...
all at the same time.
73
00:03:39,773 --> 00:03:40,620
Three for one.
74
00:03:40,682 --> 00:03:42,565
Is that helmet papier-m?ch??
75
00:03:42,684 --> 00:03:44,183
This helmet is papier-m?ch?.
76
00:03:44,319 --> 00:03:46,402
That's an excellent...
observation question.
77
00:03:46,521 --> 00:03:50,406
Yeah, and if you're interested in...
in looking into it a little further,
78
00:03:50,525 --> 00:03:53,442
there's a whole room full
of this puppet stuff.
79
00:03:53,528 --> 00:03:55,945
So, everybody come up and
feel free to ask questions.
80
00:03:56,030 --> 00:03:58,414
Yeah! Yep. Come on up. Come on up.
We're having a little show and tell.
81
00:03:58,533 --> 00:04:00,199
- Michelle: Yeah, come up, don't be shy.
- That's right.
82
00:04:00,285 --> 00:04:01,951
- Come on, guys.
- Alex, Brett: Yeah! Yes!
83
00:04:02,036 --> 00:04:03,503
Brett: Come on up and we'll have
84
00:04:03,588 --> 00:04:06,038
a little show and tell of our works.
85
00:04:06,174 --> 00:04:08,007
Alex: Yeah. Okay, just...
so what I'm hearing
86
00:04:08,092 --> 00:04:11,794
is you desperately need "stupid-ass
Dune" to save your school?
87
00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:15,047
If she's throwing some big party to
butter everyone up to vote for her,
88
00:04:15,133 --> 00:04:17,600
then I need something to
swing the vote in my favor.
89
00:04:17,719 --> 00:04:19,552
And you need this too.
90
00:04:19,637 --> 00:04:23,189
If Anna wins, then we're
not going to that school.
91
00:04:23,274 --> 00:04:25,441
And we can't afford to
go to private school.
92
00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:27,059
- Alex: Dude, uh...
- What's up?
93
00:04:27,145 --> 00:04:29,145
The best they can do is get us used sand
94
00:04:29,230 --> 00:04:31,230
in a few months, so...
95
00:04:31,316 --> 00:04:34,400
Well, we're gonna need the sand now.
96
00:04:34,485 --> 00:04:38,371
- Why?
- Because we're going up Saturday night.
97
00:04:38,456 --> 00:04:40,489
We're not ready, and we don't have sand.
98
00:04:40,575 --> 00:04:42,408
- So...
- We're gonna get ready,
99
00:04:42,493 --> 00:04:43,910
and, last time I checked,
100
00:04:44,045 --> 00:04:46,996
there was an annoying amount
of sand at the beach.
101
00:04:47,081 --> 00:04:49,916
Okay, but that sand belongs
to the state of California.
102
00:04:50,001 --> 00:04:52,084
What do you want, you want the
stage to look like a crackhouse?
103
00:04:52,170 --> 00:04:55,221
Or you want it to look
like a magical, mysterious
104
00:04:55,306 --> 00:04:59,058
learning kingdom? To get
that, we need sand.
105
00:04:59,143 --> 00:05:01,427
- Alex: He's right.
- To get sand, we need you,
106
00:05:01,563 --> 00:05:03,012
we need all your charter school parents,
107
00:05:03,097 --> 00:05:04,730
we need as many people
as we can get together.
108
00:05:04,816 --> 00:05:06,933
Alex: Yeah. Yeah.
109
00:05:07,018 --> 00:05:08,935
Okay.
110
00:05:09,070 --> 00:05:12,438
Michelle: Okay, time to load up.
111
00:05:12,574 --> 00:05:15,575
Thank you, guys. Thanks.
112
00:05:21,616 --> 00:05:24,083
(vehicle approaching)
113
00:05:26,170 --> 00:05:27,753
Oh, Jesus. Finally.
114
00:05:27,839 --> 00:05:31,090
Load up, you hooligans!
115
00:05:32,210 --> 00:05:33,960
What up, BP!
116
00:05:34,045 --> 00:05:36,128
I brought you my best men!
117
00:05:37,632 --> 00:05:39,465
Brett!
118
00:05:39,601 --> 00:05:42,051
- Natalie?
- Hey!
119
00:05:42,136 --> 00:05:45,021
Don't leave me hanging, tiger.
120
00:05:46,224 --> 00:05:48,641
Hey. What are you doing here?
121
00:05:48,776 --> 00:05:51,360
Uh... this is my...
122
00:05:51,479 --> 00:05:52,945
this is my... my thing.
123
00:05:53,031 --> 00:05:55,114
How do you know Dudley?
124
00:05:55,199 --> 00:05:56,699
(laughs) Wait, who's Dudley?
125
00:05:56,818 --> 00:05:57,817
Dudley Walker. Du...
126
00:05:57,952 --> 00:06:00,569
Oh. Yeah, everybody knows Walker.
127
00:06:00,655 --> 00:06:02,622
Michelle: Guys, let's go!
128
00:06:02,707 --> 00:06:07,126
Uh... okay. Fuck!
129
00:06:07,211 --> 00:06:10,129
Alex: Come on, party people! Whoo!
130
00:06:10,214 --> 00:06:13,299
(lip-syncing)
Where the
grass is really greener
131
00:06:13,384 --> 00:06:14,834
Oh, God! Oh, God!
132
00:06:14,919 --> 00:06:16,502
Come on now, watch the beat!
Watch the beat!
133
00:06:16,587 --> 00:06:18,554
Woman: Go, Alex! Go, Alex!
134
00:06:18,673 --> 00:06:20,806
Must be something in the water
135
00:06:20,892 --> 00:06:22,975
Alex: Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh!
136
00:06:23,061 --> 00:06:25,678
You could travel the world
137
00:06:25,763 --> 00:06:27,563
Alex: Let's go, Michelle! Come on.
138
00:06:27,682 --> 00:06:28,648
- Oh, no.
- Come on.
139
00:06:28,733 --> 00:06:29,765
- No, no.
- Come on!
140
00:06:29,851 --> 00:06:31,851
No, no! No!
141
00:06:31,936 --> 00:06:34,487
You put me up here, now
you're not coming with me?
142
00:06:34,572 --> 00:06:36,489
All right, who else wants to go?
143
00:06:36,574 --> 00:06:38,024
Oh, oh, oh
144
00:06:38,109 --> 00:06:40,693
California girls We're unforgettable
145
00:06:40,778 --> 00:06:43,362
Alex: Oh, shit!
146
00:06:43,498 --> 00:06:45,614
Yeah! Thank you.
147
00:06:45,700 --> 00:06:48,200
She's super cute.
148
00:06:48,286 --> 00:06:50,169
You're melting my Popsicle.
149
00:06:50,254 --> 00:06:51,537
Whoo! Hey!
150
00:06:51,622 --> 00:06:53,422
- Too much?
- No, it's just enough.
151
00:06:53,541 --> 00:06:55,675
(rattling) Ah!
152
00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:58,461
We're undeniable Fine, fresh, fierce
153
00:06:58,546 --> 00:07:01,263
We got it on lock
154
00:07:01,382 --> 00:07:04,717
West Coast represent
Now put your hands up
155
00:07:04,802 --> 00:07:08,387
Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh
156
00:07:08,473 --> 00:07:11,857
California girls We're unforgettable...
157
00:07:11,943 --> 00:07:15,194
Okay, thanks.
158
00:07:15,279 --> 00:07:18,647
Hi! Thank you for being here. Thank you!
159
00:07:18,733 --> 00:07:21,367
Thanks, guys. Oh, sorry!
160
00:07:21,452 --> 00:07:23,035
(laughs)
161
00:07:23,121 --> 00:07:25,287
- Hi! I'm Michelle.
- Hi. Natalie.
162
00:07:25,406 --> 00:07:27,323
- I was in the truck with you.
- That's right, yes.
163
00:07:27,408 --> 00:07:30,910
- This is Brett.
- Uh, yeah... yeah, we met.
164
00:07:31,045 --> 00:07:32,962
- Yes.
- Michelle: Cool.
165
00:07:33,081 --> 00:07:34,246
Yeah.
166
00:07:41,672 --> 00:07:45,091
There's a lot of sand at the beach.
167
00:07:52,934 --> 00:07:57,820
Dudley (over walkie-talkie): The perfect
spot, my friend. Not a soul in sight.
168
00:07:57,939 --> 00:07:59,488
Copy.
169
00:08:01,659 --> 00:08:04,110
Over.
170
00:08:07,365 --> 00:08:09,615
Dude, who is that Natalie girl?
171
00:08:09,751 --> 00:08:11,951
- Why are you asking?
- 'Cause she's hot.
172
00:08:12,086 --> 00:08:14,286
Did you see us grinding in the truck?
173
00:08:14,372 --> 00:08:17,757
That's the girl, dude. That's
the girl from the Uber thing,
174
00:08:17,842 --> 00:08:19,125
- the whole... yeah.
- What?
175
00:08:19,210 --> 00:08:20,876
Why did you invite her?
176
00:08:20,962 --> 00:08:22,762
I... I didn't invite her!
177
00:08:22,847 --> 00:08:24,630
She's friends with Dudley, dude.
I'm not a fucking idiot.
178
00:08:24,766 --> 00:08:26,849
- Oh, my God!
- Dudley (over walkie): Brett, cop, cop, cop!
179
00:08:26,968 --> 00:08:29,769
- Halt all operations.
- Oh, shit, cops!
180
00:08:35,643 --> 00:08:38,310
Now, motherfucker, he's
pulling into you right now.
181
00:08:38,396 --> 00:08:40,396
Okay, uh, everybody, drop your shovels,
182
00:08:40,481 --> 00:08:43,032
and... and just pretend like we're, um,
183
00:08:43,151 --> 00:08:45,284
we're playing in the sand.
We're hanging out.
184
00:08:45,369 --> 00:08:48,120
Frolicking in the sand.
Come on, people. Frolic!
185
00:08:48,206 --> 00:08:51,957
- That doesn't make any sense.
- Alex, pretend you're doing a beach workout,
186
00:08:52,043 --> 00:08:53,292
like the one we went to that time.
187
00:08:53,377 --> 00:08:54,877
Brett: He's coming. He's coming. Hurry.
188
00:08:54,996 --> 00:08:56,128
Hurry up, hurry up. Go, go.
189
00:08:56,214 --> 00:09:00,249
Okay! Listen up, you maggots!
190
00:09:00,334 --> 00:09:03,886
Uh, give me 20 mountain climbers,
right now! Hit the deck!
191
00:09:04,005 --> 00:09:08,140
Uh, Alex, it has to be something
that normal people can do.
192
00:09:08,226 --> 00:09:10,593
Okay, uh, jumping jacks. Jumping jacks!
193
00:09:10,678 --> 00:09:13,179
Here we go! Ten, nine,
194
00:09:13,314 --> 00:09:16,732
eight, seven, six,
195
00:09:16,851 --> 00:09:19,902
five, four, three,
196
00:09:20,021 --> 00:09:23,189
two, one! Okay, okay! Uh...
197
00:09:23,324 --> 00:09:26,108
- Uh, barrel circles!
- Barrel circles!
198
00:09:26,194 --> 00:09:27,243
- Run around your barrel!
- Yeah!
199
00:09:27,361 --> 00:09:29,578
Engage your core! High knees!
200
00:09:29,697 --> 00:09:32,915
Come on, here we go! Four, three,
201
00:09:33,034 --> 00:09:34,533
- two, one!
- Roger, we're in...
202
00:09:34,669 --> 00:09:35,951
All right, shit sticks!
203
00:09:36,037 --> 00:09:38,337
Let's do 20 seconds of butt kicks!
204
00:09:38,422 --> 00:09:41,290
At this rate, we'll be
here all night, huh?
205
00:09:44,846 --> 00:09:47,880
That's not a butt kick!
That's not a butt kick!
206
00:09:47,965 --> 00:09:49,215
Come on, like this!
207
00:09:49,350 --> 00:09:51,433
Brett: Yeah!
208
00:09:51,552 --> 00:09:54,136
All clear here.
209
00:09:56,724 --> 00:10:00,059
Heel to ass! Heel to butt!
210
00:10:00,194 --> 00:10:02,561
Alex! Alex!
211
00:10:02,697 --> 00:10:04,029
- All right, good job, everyone.
- Yes!
212
00:10:04,115 --> 00:10:07,533
(all cheering) (Michelle sighs)
213
00:10:07,618 --> 00:10:09,618
(screeching)
214
00:10:14,709 --> 00:10:17,409
All right, here he is.
Public enemy number one.
215
00:10:17,495 --> 00:10:19,712
Oh, God, oh, God, I'm so ashamed...
216
00:10:19,797 --> 00:10:21,413
- So we having this conversation now?
- We're doing it.
217
00:10:21,549 --> 00:10:23,299
It's happening, buddy.
It's happening. Um...
218
00:10:23,417 --> 00:10:26,051
Is there or isn't there a, uh,
219
00:10:26,137 --> 00:10:28,053
a woman you once called
wife on that beach?
220
00:10:28,139 --> 00:10:31,423
Yes, we are separated, it's super awkward.
I should have said something.
221
00:10:31,559 --> 00:10:33,809
- I'm very sorry.
- Agreed you should have said something.
222
00:10:33,928 --> 00:10:38,647
Agreed it is super awkward.
But... Oh, God.
223
00:10:39,984 --> 00:10:43,936
Yeah. Uh, you don't... I'm not gonna...
say anything.
224
00:10:44,071 --> 00:10:46,083
- You don't have to worry.
- I appreciate
225
00:10:46,108 --> 00:10:47,847
you being, uh... cool about it.
226
00:10:47,942 --> 00:10:49,608
I am being super cool about it.
227
00:10:49,694 --> 00:10:50,993
- You're welcome.
- Pretty cool.
228
00:10:51,112 --> 00:10:53,245
- Yeah.
- Thanks, man.
229
00:10:53,331 --> 00:10:54,446
You're welcome, man.
230
00:10:54,582 --> 00:10:57,616
All right. Right. Ooh!
231
00:10:57,752 --> 00:10:59,285
Too soon? That was too soon.
232
00:10:59,420 --> 00:11:00,619
You're right. You know what?
233
00:11:00,755 --> 00:11:02,955
That's on me. This one. Sorry about that.
234
00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:06,458
Not sorry. Kind of sorry.
235
00:11:06,594 --> 00:11:09,678
Yeah, well, she's like suddenly...
236
00:11:09,797 --> 00:11:12,631
like baby-crazy, kind of. (laughs)
237
00:11:12,717 --> 00:11:15,050
(laughing)
238
00:11:15,136 --> 00:11:17,136
(chuckles) Okay.
239
00:11:17,221 --> 00:11:19,521
I feel a little worried about her.
240
00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:24,476
Like... I don't know, that she's
gonna do something stupid or...
241
00:11:24,562 --> 00:11:27,980
Oh. (laughing)
242
00:11:28,115 --> 00:11:31,233
Well, maybe you should just
tell her to... slow down.
243
00:11:31,319 --> 00:11:34,954
I mean, I've tried, but... you know.
244
00:11:35,039 --> 00:11:38,457
She's not really listening.
245
00:11:41,996 --> 00:11:44,213
(laughs) What are you doing after this?
246
00:11:44,332 --> 00:11:46,415
You serious? It's, like, gonna
be five in the morning.
247
00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:48,667
- So you're free. So it's a date.
- Hey, brother.
248
00:11:48,803 --> 00:11:50,886
- Yeah?
- Can you run this up the street to Dudley?
249
00:11:51,005 --> 00:11:53,589
I mean, I'd do it myself, but I
just pulled my groin big time.
250
00:11:53,674 --> 00:11:57,593
Yeah. Sure, uh... I will be right back.
251
00:11:57,678 --> 00:12:01,347
- I will be right here.
- Thank you, man. I really appreciate that.
252
00:12:01,482 --> 00:12:03,232
What are you doing?
253
00:12:03,351 --> 00:12:07,319
What? I pulled my groin. It's a mess.
254
00:12:09,023 --> 00:12:11,607
You know, I just think you should...
255
00:12:11,692 --> 00:12:15,027
- you should just pace yourself, that's all.
- Pace myself?
256
00:12:15,162 --> 00:12:17,196
Yeah, with Colin, you know?
You just met him...
257
00:12:17,331 --> 00:12:20,249
- Just, you know, just take it easy.
- Wow, are you giving me advice?
258
00:12:20,368 --> 00:12:21,950
- Things are moving really fast.
- God! Thank you!
259
00:12:22,036 --> 00:12:23,869
I didn't know how to work this,
260
00:12:23,954 --> 00:12:26,955
and now you're here telling me,
and I feel so much better.
261
00:12:27,041 --> 00:12:29,425
Okay, well, maybe you should
just fuck him on the beach then.
262
00:12:29,543 --> 00:12:31,260
Maybe I will.
263
00:12:32,763 --> 00:12:36,265
All right, so we got one, two,
three, four... (man speaks Spanish)
264
00:12:36,384 --> 00:12:38,217
Wait, what do you mean, "No hay"?
265
00:12:38,352 --> 00:12:41,020
There's no ramp.
266
00:12:41,105 --> 00:12:43,806
- Uh... shit.
- Um...
267
00:12:46,644 --> 00:12:49,478
- I... maybe can we lift it?
- Yeah, would you guys...
268
00:12:49,563 --> 00:12:51,313
- Would you help us?
- Maybe the four of us could lift?
269
00:12:51,399 --> 00:12:52,648
We'll see if we can...
270
00:12:52,733 --> 00:12:55,117
Okay, okay. One, two...
271
00:12:55,236 --> 00:12:56,678
- Oh, my God!
- All right, that's
272
00:12:56,703 --> 00:12:58,094
a hernia waiting to happen.
273
00:12:58,155 --> 00:13:00,289
We're not doing that. Oh, shit. Okay.
274
00:13:00,408 --> 00:13:04,076
Is there, like, is there maybe somebody we
could call who could maybe bring us one?
275
00:13:04,211 --> 00:13:06,829
I can try, but it's the
middle of the night.
276
00:13:06,914 --> 00:13:08,532
Um, let's try, that would be
277
00:13:08,557 --> 00:13:10,382
- helpful, thank you.
- Alex: Hey!
278
00:13:10,418 --> 00:13:13,419
- Is everything cool or...?
- Yeah, we're good.
279
00:13:13,504 --> 00:13:16,588
- We're fucked.
- Okay. We can figure this out.
280
00:13:16,674 --> 00:13:18,424
- Yeah.
- Um...
281
00:13:18,509 --> 00:13:22,311
- Brett: This is, like, the perfect ramp.
- Michelle: Yeah, it's great.
282
00:13:22,430 --> 00:13:25,564
- Oh, boy. Oh, boy!
- Heavy?
283
00:13:25,649 --> 00:13:28,901
- Nope. Nope.
- Yep. Okay.
284
00:13:28,986 --> 00:13:31,603
Remember when you were cleaning
the aquarium with the shop vac,
285
00:13:31,739 --> 00:13:34,690
- and you shot water all over the apartment?
- Yeah, yeah.
286
00:13:34,775 --> 00:13:37,943
And we were like, why does this
have, like, a blow option?
287
00:13:38,079 --> 00:13:40,579
- You know, it's a vacuum cleaner.
- Right. Yes.
288
00:13:40,664 --> 00:13:44,166
So, what if we go to a 24-hour Home Depot,
289
00:13:44,285 --> 00:13:45,951
and we get, like, ten of them,
290
00:13:46,087 --> 00:13:48,620
- and we just, like, suck up the sand...
- Okay.
291
00:13:48,756 --> 00:13:51,840
And... and we blow it
in the truck directly.
292
00:13:51,959 --> 00:13:53,959
I see what you're getting at, uh,
293
00:13:54,095 --> 00:13:56,178
blue ribbon for creativity, amazing idea.
294
00:13:56,297 --> 00:13:59,298
I'm not sure that those
things would, like,
295
00:13:59,383 --> 00:14:02,434
blow sand, like, 20 feet
in the air into the truck.
296
00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:06,555
Oh... But I like... I mean, good...
good thinking. Definitely.
297
00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:10,609
(rattling) This is not going
anywhere either. Okay. Shit.
298
00:14:10,694 --> 00:14:15,280
Uh... okay, no luck on the ramp.
299
00:14:15,366 --> 00:14:18,650
Uh, well...
300
00:14:23,491 --> 00:14:26,909
- Yes?
- Dude.
301
00:14:26,994 --> 00:14:31,330
(majestic music plays)
302
00:14:34,301 --> 00:14:36,585
(creaking) Brett: It's working!
303
00:14:36,670 --> 00:14:38,420
- Yes.
- It's working!
304
00:14:38,506 --> 00:14:40,472
Okay, good! Good, keep going!
305
00:14:40,558 --> 00:14:42,307
Keep going! And stop right there!
306
00:14:42,393 --> 00:14:44,009
- Okay.
- Okay.
307
00:14:44,145 --> 00:14:45,677
Ooh, this is heavy. Oh, boy.
308
00:14:45,763 --> 00:14:48,063
(straining) Oh, my God!
309
00:14:48,182 --> 00:14:51,233
- Oh, shit! Uh! Okay.
- Okay.
310
00:14:51,352 --> 00:14:55,771
Um... we're gonna swing this now, I think.
311
00:14:55,856 --> 00:14:58,524
And on three, you guys let it go.
312
00:14:58,659 --> 00:14:59,858
- No.
- Oh... What?
313
00:14:59,994 --> 00:15:02,694
- Oh, he's serious.
- Brett: Here we go.
314
00:15:02,830 --> 00:15:05,614
One...
315
00:15:05,699 --> 00:15:08,917
two...
316
00:15:09,036 --> 00:15:09,952
three!
317
00:15:10,037 --> 00:15:11,787
(all shout)
318
00:15:11,872 --> 00:15:14,289
- Shit!
- Get out of the way!
319
00:15:14,375 --> 00:15:17,543
- Push it in!
- Okay, okay, okay.
320
00:15:17,628 --> 00:15:21,930
(sighs) (cheering)
321
00:15:22,049 --> 00:15:25,217
Dude! Musc... muscles! Muscles!
322
00:15:25,302 --> 00:15:27,352
All right, that was easy. Uh...
323
00:15:27,438 --> 00:15:29,054
You guys wanna load some barrels?
324
00:15:41,318 --> 00:15:44,319
We're stealing sand in the LBC
325
00:15:44,405 --> 00:15:47,706
Moving some barrels
with the Pierson family
326
00:15:47,791 --> 00:15:51,627
Working on the crazy play called Dune
327
00:15:51,745 --> 00:15:53,912
Bandit, we've got another Smokey.
328
00:15:53,998 --> 00:15:56,832
(Alex continues rapping indistinctly)
329
00:15:57,801 --> 00:15:59,084
Brett, Brett, Brett, Brett.
330
00:15:59,169 --> 00:16:01,003
Working real hard
There's a cop coming!
331
00:16:01,088 --> 00:16:02,504
Right now! Sh, sh!
332
00:16:02,590 --> 00:16:04,723
I got a cop right here.
333
00:16:04,808 --> 00:16:06,391
Pick up, pick up!
334
00:16:06,477 --> 00:16:08,510
Come on, man! Pick up!
335
00:16:10,014 --> 00:16:11,346
Fuck!
336
00:16:13,734 --> 00:16:16,818
Okay!
337
00:16:18,656 --> 00:16:21,323
(groans)
338
00:16:21,442 --> 00:16:26,194
Oh-ho! Ah! (babbling)
339
00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:29,781
Officer (over intercom): Sir, step
back on the sidewalk, please.
340
00:16:29,867 --> 00:16:31,283
(belches loudly)
341
00:16:31,418 --> 00:16:33,201
Sir, get back on the sidewalk.
342
00:16:33,287 --> 00:16:34,586
Uh!
343
00:16:36,624 --> 00:16:38,257
(Alex rapping indistinctly)
344
00:16:38,342 --> 00:16:41,376
- Yeah!
- Sir, get out of the street.
345
00:16:41,462 --> 00:16:45,464
(siren chirps) (laughs)
346
00:16:45,599 --> 00:16:47,382
(siren wails)
347
00:16:47,468 --> 00:16:49,801
Oh, shit, cops! Cops, guys!
348
00:16:49,887 --> 00:16:51,937
Okay, just walk. Do not
run to your vehicles.
349
00:16:52,022 --> 00:16:54,606
If you're in the truck, go to the truck.
If you're in your cars, go to your cars.
350
00:16:54,692 --> 00:16:56,249
- We're still tying things down.
- That's okay,
351
00:16:56,274 --> 00:16:57,583
we'll tie it up when we get in there.
352
00:16:57,645 --> 00:16:58,977
Everything's gonna be fine.
353
00:17:00,981 --> 00:17:03,398
- Get in the wagon!
- That spot's for Dudley!
354
00:17:03,484 --> 00:17:04,449
- Really?
- What?!
355
00:17:04,535 --> 00:17:05,534
We don't have time! Go, go!
356
00:17:05,653 --> 00:17:06,952
No. Oh...
357
00:17:07,037 --> 00:17:08,654
(car starts)
358
00:17:20,584 --> 00:17:23,552
(howls)
359
00:17:34,315 --> 00:17:35,681
(rock music blares) (shuts off radio)
360
00:17:35,766 --> 00:17:38,850
Whoa! Easy, tiger.
361
00:17:40,354 --> 00:17:42,020
I mean, what... what was that?
362
00:17:42,106 --> 00:17:45,524
You getting back at me for
Pam Watkins in Houston?
363
00:17:45,659 --> 00:17:48,527
What? No. That was for your own good.
364
00:17:48,662 --> 00:17:51,079
- Excuse me?
- Yeah.
365
00:17:51,198 --> 00:17:53,198
What do you know about
what is for my own good?
366
00:17:53,334 --> 00:17:55,033
- No...
- I had something going with him!
367
00:17:55,169 --> 00:17:57,119
- You just fucked it up!
- You had something going with him?
368
00:17:57,204 --> 00:17:59,087
You had something going with him?
369
00:17:59,206 --> 00:18:00,539
What do you know about any of it? Nothing!
370
00:18:00,624 --> 00:18:02,290
What's his last name?
What's his last name?
371
00:18:02,376 --> 00:18:04,426
- Fuck you.
- You don't know what his last name is,
372
00:18:04,545 --> 00:18:06,928
and you're ready to get his jizz in your...
373
00:18:07,047 --> 00:18:08,975
- In your johnson!
- You know what?
374
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,873
That is none of your fucking business!
375
00:18:10,934 --> 00:18:15,137
What I want to do, whether I want
a family, what I'm doing now,
376
00:18:15,222 --> 00:18:16,688
is none of your fucking business!
377
00:18:16,774 --> 00:18:18,557
You know nothing! You just swoop in,
378
00:18:18,692 --> 00:18:20,776
and act like we're fucking
friends when we're not
379
00:18:20,894 --> 00:18:22,728
- even fucking friends!
- No, we are friends! We are friends.
380
00:18:22,780 --> 00:18:24,229
- No, we're not.
- Friends look out for each other.
381
00:18:24,365 --> 00:18:26,064
I haven't heard from you
for fucking months.
382
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:28,567
You're acting recklessly and sloppy.
383
00:18:28,702 --> 00:18:32,571
I mean, you want diseases?
Have you thought about this?
384
00:18:34,491 --> 00:18:36,908
And besides, if you want sperm,
385
00:18:37,044 --> 00:18:40,245
there are better options.
386
00:18:40,381 --> 00:18:42,664
Really? Like who?
387
00:18:49,390 --> 00:18:53,425
(laughs)
388
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:58,980
What? (laughing)
389
00:18:59,099 --> 00:19:01,316
You're enjoying that a little too much.
390
00:19:01,435 --> 00:19:03,268
You? Your sperm?
391
00:19:03,353 --> 00:19:06,154
Do you know who I descend from?
392
00:19:06,273 --> 00:19:09,074
Hercules, Apollo, Ajax, Achilles,
393
00:19:09,159 --> 00:19:11,359
Agamemnon, have you heard of these people?
394
00:19:11,445 --> 00:19:14,496
We invented everything:
democracy, math, science,
395
00:19:14,615 --> 00:19:16,114
music, medicine.
396
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:21,586
You would be fucking lucky
to have my Hellenic jizz.
397
00:19:21,672 --> 00:19:23,622
You'd be lucky.
398
00:19:23,707 --> 00:19:27,209
(laughs)
399
00:19:27,294 --> 00:19:31,847
I'm just imagining your little sperms.
400
00:19:31,965 --> 00:19:33,799
With your big bug eyes.
401
00:19:33,884 --> 00:19:39,104
- I don't have bug eyes.
- Yeah, they all look like Jon Lovitz.
402
00:19:40,691 --> 00:19:43,975
(Michelle sighs) Guys, yes.
403
00:19:52,319 --> 00:19:53,952
Ah! Thank you.
404
00:19:54,037 --> 00:19:56,788
Okay, I'm gonna...
405
00:20:11,672 --> 00:20:14,589
All right, man. Thanks. I
appreciate everything.
406
00:20:14,675 --> 00:20:17,759
- Be safe.
- Yeah. All right, good.
407
00:20:27,070 --> 00:20:30,822
- See you later. There's that. Later.
- Yeah.
408
00:20:41,785 --> 00:20:43,869
All right... okay, okay. All right. Look.
409
00:20:43,954 --> 00:20:45,921
- You fucking prick!
- Jesus!
410
00:20:46,039 --> 00:20:48,924
- You fucking, fucking fuck!
- Stop! Stop pushing me!
411
00:20:49,042 --> 00:20:51,209
- You piece of shit! Asshole!
- Don't do that.
412
00:20:51,295 --> 00:20:52,711
- Don't push you?
- No, don't push me.
413
00:20:52,796 --> 00:20:54,596
- Don't push you?
- No, don't push me.
414
00:20:54,715 --> 00:20:56,798
Guess what? You don't get to tell
me what the fuck to do anymore.
415
00:20:56,884 --> 00:21:00,185
You thought it was cute to just act
like you don't even know each other?
416
00:21:00,270 --> 00:21:02,854
- Like, in front of me?
- It was an awkward situation. Okay?
417
00:21:02,940 --> 00:21:05,307
I was trying to do my best. I didn't
know she was planning on coming.
418
00:21:05,392 --> 00:21:06,892
So you have a fucking girlfriend?
419
00:21:07,027 --> 00:21:08,276
No, I don't have a girlfriend, Michelle!
420
00:21:08,395 --> 00:21:10,028
You have someone that you're fucking?
421
00:21:10,113 --> 00:21:11,396
- No, you're gonna come at...
- No?
422
00:21:11,532 --> 00:21:12,981
- You're gonna come at me right now?
- No or yes?
423
00:21:13,066 --> 00:21:14,232
- Are you coming at me...
- Tell me!
424
00:21:14,318 --> 00:21:15,617
Yeah, I fucked her! Yeah!
425
00:21:15,736 --> 00:21:18,820
Finally! Finally, a fucking
moment of honesty.
426
00:21:18,906 --> 00:21:20,488
Did you fuck somebody too? Yes, you did.
427
00:21:20,574 --> 00:21:22,624
Who fucked somebody first?
I worked my ass off
428
00:21:22,743 --> 00:21:25,076
to bring myself to you, and
as soon as I got there,
429
00:21:25,162 --> 00:21:26,628
you fucking bailed on me! Okay?
430
00:21:26,747 --> 00:21:28,747
So please don't bring this shit onto me.
431
00:21:28,832 --> 00:21:31,416
No, you don't get to do this to me
432
00:21:31,501 --> 00:21:34,836
after stringing me along,
keeping me in the dark,
433
00:21:34,922 --> 00:21:37,806
and judging me from your
fucking high horse.
434
00:21:37,925 --> 00:21:41,760
Everything that I have been
doing for the last two months
435
00:21:41,845 --> 00:21:44,095
has been for you and for us.
436
00:21:44,231 --> 00:21:47,015
To stay together for our fucking kids.
437
00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:51,403
I've been reminded every second
that I could have fucked that up.
438
00:21:51,488 --> 00:21:53,989
And I was looking at you and I
was like, this man is so good.
439
00:21:54,107 --> 00:21:55,774
He would never fuck up like this.
440
00:21:55,909 --> 00:21:58,326
And I was going to sleep at night
441
00:21:58,445 --> 00:22:04,282
fucking crying and thinking
about you at Alex's house!
442
00:22:04,418 --> 00:22:08,837
And you were in some fucking
17-year-old's pussy?
443
00:22:11,842 --> 00:22:18,296
I... I really hope that you're having
a good time sleeping at Alex's.
444
00:22:18,382 --> 00:22:20,849
'Cause I'm fucking done.
445
00:22:20,968 --> 00:22:23,351
That's where you live now.
446
00:23:21,528 --> 00:23:26,114
(snoring)
447
00:23:26,199 --> 00:23:29,034
(knocking on door)
448
00:23:30,203 --> 00:23:32,837
(knocking on door)
449
00:23:55,362 --> 00:23:59,364
In a million years, I never would have...
450
00:24:00,534 --> 00:24:04,569
Yeah. Yeah.
451
00:24:04,705 --> 00:24:08,239
I feel like our whole world is...
452
00:24:08,375 --> 00:24:13,244
falling apart and there's
nothing we can do to...
453
00:24:13,330 --> 00:24:17,582
I don't... I don't know.
454
00:24:25,258 --> 00:24:27,926
Um...
455
00:24:28,061 --> 00:24:32,147
So I also wanted to...
456
00:24:32,265 --> 00:24:34,232
apologize.
457
00:24:37,104 --> 00:24:40,605
I've been freezing you out.
458
00:24:40,741 --> 00:24:45,410
For... for a while.
459
00:24:48,031 --> 00:24:52,117
I was just really hurt and jealous
460
00:24:52,252 --> 00:24:55,420
and... angry.
461
00:24:56,506 --> 00:24:59,457
But... but, you know,
462
00:24:59,593 --> 00:25:01,342
like, in light of all this,
463
00:25:01,461 --> 00:25:04,963
it just really seems petty,
and I just genuinely
464
00:25:05,098 --> 00:25:07,215
want to be friends now.
465
00:25:09,770 --> 00:25:12,387
Like, not friends 'cause we
don't have any other options,
466
00:25:12,472 --> 00:25:16,691
or we're desperate and
we got nothing going on.
467
00:25:31,958 --> 00:25:33,158
Friends?
468
00:25:36,913 --> 00:25:38,663
Friends.
469
00:25:43,253 --> 00:25:47,255
I think you
470
00:25:47,340 --> 00:25:50,341
Were wrong
471
00:25:53,079 --> 00:25:57,048
You said I
472
00:25:57,150 --> 00:25:59,784
Can't love
473
00:26:02,455 --> 00:26:06,691
I was put upon this earth
474
00:26:06,793 --> 00:26:11,362
Not by any god or master
475
00:26:15,602 --> 00:26:19,003
Somehow
476
00:26:21,174 --> 00:26:27,345
In some bar someday
477
00:26:30,383 --> 00:26:36,721
I would see your face
478
00:26:39,593 --> 00:26:43,461
I don't believe this shit
479
00:26:43,563 --> 00:26:48,233
I was doing fine without it
480
00:26:48,335 --> 00:26:52,604
Now I can't walk
481
00:26:52,706 --> 00:26:57,242
Alone
482
00:26:58,345 --> 00:27:01,713
I can't walk
483
00:27:01,815 --> 00:27:06,017
Alone
484
00:27:06,067 --> 00:27:10,617
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
36504
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
