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- Synced and corrected by VirusKiller -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Mr. Belyakov: Everything okay?
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Brett, stop playing. Stop playing.
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- What?
- Shh!
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Come here!
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What's going on? What happened?
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- It's the landlord.
- Mr. Belyakov: I heard big bump.
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He's not happy about the situation.
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Mr. Belyakov: I come in, okay?
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- (keys rattling)
- Oh... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Mr. Belyakov. Welcome.
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Everything's A-okay, Mr. Belyakov.
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- What is that?
- Uh...
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My friend has an electric vehicle.
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He just needed a quick boost.
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Mr. Belyakov: No. No, no, no, boys.
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Sorry about that. We'll cover that.
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- We just...
- It's messy here.
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- Sorry.
- What are you playing, "Harry Potter"?
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Both: "Dune."
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So this is why pretty girl left.
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Jesus.
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Where is Christy, by the way?
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She's been, uh, working nights.
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Yeah, but she hasn't really been
here during the day either.
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Shit.
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Found it.
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"I'm leaving. Not that you'd notice
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"since you live in an imaginary world
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with your closeted lover, Brett."
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Might want to read the
rest of that in private.
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Oh.
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Sorry, man.
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Michelle: Okay, so Tina's
gonna be here in an hour.
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Thank you so much for covering.
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Sure, no problem.
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You're going to Tiller?
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Uh... yeah.
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I'm just meeting this other mom there
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who's... she seems like she's
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really on top of things.
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Cool. Sounds good.
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I feel like I should...
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just let you know that, um...
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David is not a part
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- of the charter school at all, and...
- You know...
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I'm sorry. Can we not have
this conversation right now?
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I have a lot of work to do,
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- and I'm just not...
- No, I'm not...
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But just so you know, I'm not trying
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to have a conversation.
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I'm just saying he...
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I just wanted to let you know
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I'm not, like, going to work
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- and, like, seeing him...
- Yeah, but I don't...
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want you to mention his name
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right now is what I'm trying
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- to explain to you, okay?
- Okay.
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So we're...
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I feel... I just... I'm trying to
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- just say that I'm not...
- Michelle, shut the fuck up!
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You fucked him.
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Don't talk to me about him.
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'Cause I get to sit here
looking at my stuff
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and thinking about him making you cum
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in a hotel room.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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(door closes)
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Your husband fucking hates you.
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Really, that's great.
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You know what, Brett?
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Don't ask if everything's okay
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if you don't actually want to know
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whether everything's okay.
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Why are you even asking?
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Just to be, like, a fucking...
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Hi.
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- Everything okay?
- Hi, Anna. Yeah. Just...
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waiting, um...
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I'm just, like, having a meltdown.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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What is going on?
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Oh...
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Okay. Um...
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I guess I just don't know
what the fuck I'm doing?
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Like, my husband hates me,
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my kids are mad at me 'cause
I'm gone all the time,
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I am so in over my head
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with the school since David quit.
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I just feel like
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I'm fucking everything up.
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Like, I just keep making mistakes just...
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- Not just here, but, like...
- You know what?
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You just need to take a second and stop.
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You're kicking ass on this school.
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You are!
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I am in, like, awe of what you are doing.
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I am in awe of what we are doing.
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Like, everyone involved is just so
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proud and excited to be a part of this.
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It's, like, the best thing
in my life right now.
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- Oh.
- That is not saying attendance.
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I am a stay-at-home mother of two, but...
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I think what we're doing is pretty
fucking awesome, okay? Okay.
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- That makes me feel good. Thank you.
- So just know that.
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- Thanks.
- Wipe that...
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And now this guy.
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- What?
- Ugh. Just this contractor is,
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- like, making my life a misery.
- Ah.
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Every time I see him,
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there's a new cost, there's
something going on.
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He's, like, pushing back the date...
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Ugh. That's what contractors do.
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- I mean...
- I know, but I just, like,
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I don't know enough to
call him on his bullshit.
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And even if I did, I don't have time
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to, like, manage a construction site.
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Hold on.
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I have just the thing.
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First off...
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I think this color would
look amazing on you.
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All right, now, I have
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something in here that is gonna make
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- everything better.
- It's so pretty.
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Why don't we have some fun with this guy?
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You want one?
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Um...
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What is it, like, a lollipop?
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Well, kind of.
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Let's fucking do this.
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The town? You know, I'm not exactly sure.
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Hello?
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Oh, he's adorable.
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Oh, thank you.
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He's a big flirt. (chuckles)
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Yeah, you are.
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You are.
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(farts)
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(farts)
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(giggling)
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(farts)
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(sniffs)
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Oh.
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Excuse me.
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There's a changing room
on the second floor.
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- Oh, is there? Thank you so much.
- Yeah.
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Um... nobody has a diaper, do they?
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- No.
- No diaper?
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Fire hose and a hazmat suit?
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(squish)
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I didn't want to have to do this,
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but frankly, you brought it on yourself.
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(grunts)
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Yeah, copy.
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Megan, uh, are you sure about this thing?
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I... I look like Judas Priest.
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(whispers) Yeah, it's gothic.
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It looks amazing on you.
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I... What? Why are you whispering?
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I can't... (whispers)
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Excuse me. I need to check in on Jennifer.
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What is... What are you doing?
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What?
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Big C in the house!
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(whispers) Pappas!
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Shh, shh, shh.
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Yeah! Shh.
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Why are you whisp... Why
is everyone whispering?
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No, no. I think... uh... everybody...
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It's just... well,
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everybody's being real chill right now
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'cause I think they're all excited
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to work with you, to be honest.
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- Okay.
- Uh, speaking of which, let's
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- get you chained up in your dungeon.
- Yeah.
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I'm just gonna say hi to the new
director real quick and then we'll go.
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Yeah, no, no, no. the
thing about that is, uh,
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he likes to keep a set like...
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he wants to jump into the first take
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without talking it to death,
you know what I mean?
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Just jump right into it.
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Is that the asshole director
from "Into the Canyon"?
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Uh... yeah, dude. So crazy good
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with visuals and shit, right?
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- Is he crying?
- Uh... I don't know.
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Allergies maybe?
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Maybe he's sad 'cause he's
a horrible person. He...
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ruined my best friend. (chuckles)
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Fucking crazy.
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Guys, let's roll on one, right?
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Let's... let's get one goin'.
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Contractor: Now that the drywall is off,
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we might have asbestos in the walls,
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which if it is, I'm sure I
don't have to tell you...
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nightmare.
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(mouthing)
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Now, my asbestos guys are really busy
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over the next couple
weeks, but I might be able
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to squeeze them in on the weekend
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if you can swing time-and-a-half.
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Oh, my gosh, really? Thank you.
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This way.
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Now, we are gonna have
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to redo the entire
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roof here, okay? The entire roof.
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Because the whole base layer was
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totally rotted out.
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So...
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I know you got hard out
at the end of the summer,
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but with all these issues,
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I don't think I can
guarantee the completion
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of the original timeline we discussed.
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I mean, like... this place is a mess.
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I think you're a mess.
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(chuckles) You heard me.
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I said you're a mess.
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You took this contract,
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you knew we were under a deadline,
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you start whining and bitching
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and moaning, pushing back
your fucking deadline
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and jacking up your prices?!
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Well, I... I just wasn't aware
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- of your personal issues...
- Stop. You're fired.
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Tell him.
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You are fired.
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Okay. Fine.
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Good luck, ladies...
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'cause you're gonna fucking need it.
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(laughs) Good luck to you.
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(gasps) Oh, my God.
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Yes!
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- What a gentleman.
- Oh...
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No. No, no, no.
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- No, no, no. Shh!
- Oh, why did we do that?
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We are gonna be fine! Look, I have a guy.
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I gave him a ton of work.
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He owes me big time.
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You think he'll do it?
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I'm gonna make him do it.
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Is anybody up there?
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I'm not a monster!
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I simply have a sleep disorder!
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And for the love of God, I need food!
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And water!
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Please!
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Please, please help me!
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Cut?
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Big C: We're in the middle of a
take and he just walks off set.
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- No. Like, he's physically not here.
- Hello?
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Alex: Uh, where... where's the director?
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Uh, yeah, cut.
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(ringing) Dude, so good.
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So fucking good.
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Hey guys, let's take five, right?
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(clattering)
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Not in the cabinet...
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Whoa! Hey, man, you're in the wrong place.
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- Get out, bro!
- Homeboy, you're in the wrong place.
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This is my clothes.
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These are my organic cold-pressed
juices, Vegapocolypse.
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Okay.
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Do you have any...
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00:11:50,887 --> 00:11:52,020
Where's the mini-bar in here?
265
00:11:52,139 --> 00:11:53,722
I don't have a minibar.
266
00:11:53,807 --> 00:11:54,773
- This isn't a hotel.
- Coke,
267
00:11:54,858 --> 00:11:56,641
narcos, any... any kind of painkillers,
268
00:11:56,727 --> 00:11:58,143
- muscle relaxants, anything?
- I...
269
00:11:58,278 --> 00:12:00,395
- You know what? Let me get a medic for you.
- No, no, no, no!
270
00:12:02,699 --> 00:12:06,318
- They send you in here looking for me?
- Uh...
271
00:12:06,453 --> 00:12:08,953
- Did who send me in here looking for you?
- The fucking producers, man.
272
00:12:09,039 --> 00:12:10,322
Did they send you in here to get me?
273
00:12:10,407 --> 00:12:11,706
No, they didn't.
274
00:12:14,328 --> 00:12:15,794
Look, I'm sorry, man.
275
00:12:15,879 --> 00:12:17,996
I'm trying to be a better guy.
276
00:12:18,081 --> 00:12:20,215
(sighs)
277
00:12:20,334 --> 00:12:23,635
I just have very deep self-esteem issues,
278
00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:25,170
and I'm trying to change that,
279
00:12:25,255 --> 00:12:26,671
but it's really hard, man,
280
00:12:26,757 --> 00:12:28,423
and I'm sorry if I took that out on you.
281
00:12:28,508 --> 00:12:29,592
It is not your fault and I
282
00:12:29,617 --> 00:12:30,866
- want you to know that.
- Okay.
283
00:12:30,927 --> 00:12:33,144
- Yeah, I... I know that.
- I know I'm a dickhead
284
00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:35,730
and I have alienated everybody...
285
00:12:37,401 --> 00:12:39,434
but I can't go in there...
286
00:12:39,519 --> 00:12:42,187
and face those people, man.
287
00:12:44,991 --> 00:12:46,191
Okay.
288
00:12:47,778 --> 00:12:49,077
(cries)
289
00:12:49,196 --> 00:12:51,413
Oh, my God.
290
00:12:51,531 --> 00:12:54,082
It's fucking embarrassing.
291
00:12:55,869 --> 00:12:57,535
Um...
292
00:12:57,621 --> 00:13:00,705
When we... when we go
back in there, can...
293
00:13:00,841 --> 00:13:02,340
Can you help me?
294
00:13:02,426 --> 00:13:04,876
Please?
295
00:13:04,961 --> 00:13:07,178
- Girl 1: You can live there for all I care.
- Girl 2: Oh, my God.
296
00:13:07,264 --> 00:13:08,546
Why are you coming at me like this?
297
00:13:08,632 --> 00:13:10,548
I have literally done everything
you wanted to do today!
298
00:13:10,684 --> 00:13:12,884
- Yep, sure we did.
- We went to every motherfucking store!
299
00:13:13,019 --> 00:13:14,135
And you know what? I even had to talk
300
00:13:14,221 --> 00:13:16,271
- to that nasty, unmarried bald man!
- Excuse me,
301
00:13:16,390 --> 00:13:17,349
would you ladies like to take
302
00:13:17,374 --> 00:13:18,464
- the 110 or the 134?
- Oh, my God!
303
00:13:18,558 --> 00:13:20,392
- Just keep talking, bitch. Okay?
- Excuse me, ladies...
304
00:13:20,527 --> 00:13:21,810
- Just keep talking!
- Uh-uh-uh!
305
00:13:21,895 --> 00:13:23,561
- You did not just tell me...
- I will slap those eyelashes
306
00:13:23,647 --> 00:13:25,613
- right off of you!
- You know what? We'll take the 110 then.
307
00:13:25,732 --> 00:13:27,282
All you do is tell people what to do!
308
00:13:27,401 --> 00:13:28,900
- Fucking broad!
- Hey!
309
00:13:29,035 --> 00:13:32,036
No! Hey! Stop it this instant!
310
00:13:32,122 --> 00:13:34,823
Nobody's killing anybody, okay?
Hey, I'm driving!
311
00:13:34,908 --> 00:13:36,408
Whoa! Whoa! Okay! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
312
00:13:36,493 --> 00:13:37,792
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
313
00:13:37,911 --> 00:13:39,744
(arguing continues) Hey!
314
00:13:39,830 --> 00:13:40,912
Hey, cut it out!
315
00:13:41,047 --> 00:13:42,747
All right. Um...
316
00:13:45,001 --> 00:13:45,884
Okay. Hey!
317
00:13:45,969 --> 00:13:47,469
I fucking hate you!
318
00:13:47,587 --> 00:13:49,471
Get out of my car! Enough!
319
00:13:49,589 --> 00:13:51,423
Get out of my car... Oh!
320
00:14:07,991 --> 00:14:09,691
(door opens)
321
00:14:09,776 --> 00:14:12,861
Larry: Tina? I'm home. (door closes)
322
00:14:14,948 --> 00:14:16,448
Tines?
323
00:14:16,583 --> 00:14:17,615
Shit.
324
00:14:17,751 --> 00:14:18,950
Fuck.
325
00:14:29,429 --> 00:14:30,462
- Hey!
- Hey!
326
00:14:30,597 --> 00:14:31,930
I didn't expect you to...
327
00:14:32,015 --> 00:14:33,348
- be home.
- Yeah.
328
00:14:33,467 --> 00:14:36,017
We had an accident. (coughs)
329
00:14:36,136 --> 00:14:37,685
It's all right, sweetie.
330
00:14:37,804 --> 00:14:38,970
We had a really big poop,
331
00:14:39,105 --> 00:14:41,139
and we were around the corner, (Frank cries)
332
00:14:41,224 --> 00:14:43,641
and we had such a big poop...
It's okay, sweetie.
333
00:14:43,727 --> 00:14:47,228
And so, we just ended up
coming here, and I, um...
334
00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:49,314
uh...
335
00:14:49,449 --> 00:14:51,115
Okay, it's all right, sweetie.
336
00:14:51,201 --> 00:14:52,400
I know. It's okay.
337
00:14:52,486 --> 00:14:55,320
We're gonna leave! We're
just leaving right now!
338
00:14:55,455 --> 00:14:57,322
I just gotta get my stuff!
339
00:14:57,457 --> 00:14:58,656
Hon?
340
00:15:01,244 --> 00:15:02,827
Hey, little man.
341
00:15:03,797 --> 00:15:05,580
Want some Cheerios?
342
00:15:05,665 --> 00:15:07,048
(cries)
343
00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:09,334
Cheerio you right up-io.
344
00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:13,137
(chews) That's right.
345
00:15:13,223 --> 00:15:14,138
Man, these are good.
346
00:15:14,224 --> 00:15:17,175
Do you think you can handle some Cheerios?
347
00:15:17,310 --> 00:15:20,011
(imitates plane)
348
00:15:20,096 --> 00:15:21,012
Oh.
349
00:15:21,097 --> 00:15:22,180
What do you think of that?
350
00:15:22,265 --> 00:15:25,400
What do you think of that?
351
00:15:25,519 --> 00:15:28,152
(imitates plane) They're magic.
352
00:15:28,238 --> 00:15:32,907
(babbles) Yeah, I know. I know.
353
00:15:33,026 --> 00:15:35,693
Oh, oh, oh
Almost there.
354
00:15:35,779 --> 00:15:37,362
Almost there. (mutters)
355
00:15:43,453 --> 00:15:44,869
(grunts) (shackles clatter)
356
00:15:45,005 --> 00:15:46,871
Oh, oh, oh
357
00:15:47,007 --> 00:15:52,093
Save up all the days
358
00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:53,545
- I think we got that.
- Yes!
359
00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:55,046
(ringing) Fuckin' Pappas!
360
00:15:55,131 --> 00:15:56,965
A routine malaise
361
00:15:58,718 --> 00:16:02,604
Just like yesterday
362
00:16:02,722 --> 00:16:05,807
I told you I would stay
363
00:16:05,892 --> 00:16:09,444
Oh, oh, oh
364
00:16:09,563 --> 00:16:13,731
Would you always
365
00:16:13,817 --> 00:16:16,234
Always
366
00:16:16,319 --> 00:16:19,070
Maybe sometimes
367
00:16:19,155 --> 00:16:21,205
Dudley: See you next week.
368
00:16:21,291 --> 00:16:25,410
Make it easy?
369
00:16:28,081 --> 00:16:31,549
Take your time
370
00:16:31,635 --> 00:16:33,301
Oh
371
00:16:43,763 --> 00:16:46,681
Is... is that a tiara or a crown?
372
00:16:46,766 --> 00:16:49,434
Oh, oh, oh
373
00:16:49,569 --> 00:16:53,154
You don't like it? No, I do!
374
00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:54,489
- You know, I would!
- You would?
375
00:16:54,608 --> 00:16:57,108
- I would! Of course!
- Of course you would!
376
00:16:57,193 --> 00:17:00,028
It's so cool 'cause you...
'cause you guys are just...
377
00:17:00,113 --> 00:17:02,280
Oh, oh, oh
Brett: See, that's where you got it wrong.
378
00:17:02,415 --> 00:17:03,615
This is a new service.
379
00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:05,783
- This is called Uber Zombie...
- Natalie: Oh! (laughs)
380
00:17:05,869 --> 00:17:07,335
- where you got some blood on the seats,
- Yeah.
381
00:17:07,454 --> 00:17:08,586
You got a little blood in the hair,
382
00:17:08,672 --> 00:17:10,538
- we got little dents in the forehead.
- Mm-hmm.
383
00:17:10,624 --> 00:17:12,507
- It's gonna be the shit.
- Um, quick question.
384
00:17:12,626 --> 00:17:16,210
- Mm-hmm?
- Do... do all Uber-zies, uh, come with...
385
00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:18,546
Is it just, like, Bruce
Hornsby on the radio
386
00:17:18,632 --> 00:17:20,181
across the board or is that, like...
387
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:22,517
Well, you got a lot of options in here.
388
00:17:22,636 --> 00:17:23,768
You got Bruce Hornsby,
389
00:17:23,853 --> 00:17:25,803
- Mmkay.
- you got Bruce Hornsby and the Range,
390
00:17:25,889 --> 00:17:28,473
- Okay.
- or you can have just the Range.
391
00:17:28,608 --> 00:17:30,391
Wait. Like, the Range has their own...
392
00:17:30,477 --> 00:17:32,110
The Range was the shit on their own.
393
00:17:32,195 --> 00:17:33,561
Long ago
They... they... oh!
394
00:17:33,647 --> 00:17:35,196
Uh-huh
Yeah.
395
00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:37,615
Listen to the mandolin rain
Now we are just the Range
396
00:17:37,701 --> 00:17:40,735
Yeah, listen to our awesome new song
397
00:17:40,820 --> 00:17:42,203
(car turns off) Brett: Oh!
398
00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:43,488
(Natalie laughs) Shit.
399
00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:46,157
- Um...
- This is the part where I murder you.
400
00:17:48,161 --> 00:17:49,160
That was a joke. (laughs)
401
00:17:49,295 --> 00:17:51,295
Uh, I just... My battery just died.
402
00:17:51,381 --> 00:17:53,881
Not going to kill you, just...
403
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,133
Are you okay?
404
00:17:55,218 --> 00:17:56,584
Oh... What happened?
That wasn't that funny.
405
00:17:56,670 --> 00:17:58,169
- No, no, no, no.
- That really wasn't that funny.
406
00:17:58,254 --> 00:18:00,805
I had a little, uh, a
little wine maybe before...
407
00:18:00,890 --> 00:18:02,056
Oh, okay. That's better.
408
00:18:02,175 --> 00:18:03,891
Um, your toy cart. I... I...
409
00:18:04,010 --> 00:18:05,510
Good, good. I was starting to think
410
00:18:05,645 --> 00:18:08,012
you might be an idiot,
so this... this is better.
411
00:18:08,148 --> 00:18:09,731
Ooh, no, yeah. Better.
412
00:18:09,849 --> 00:18:12,433
Does this conclude our journey, uh, or...
413
00:18:12,519 --> 00:18:13,818
I mean, it... it better
414
00:18:13,903 --> 00:18:15,520
- 'cause I literally can't go anywhere.
- Can't go anywhere.
415
00:18:15,655 --> 00:18:16,821
- Okay.
- I'm living in your driveway.
416
00:18:16,906 --> 00:18:18,022
- Okay.
- This is what's gonna happen.
417
00:18:18,108 --> 00:18:20,191
Um, I could, um, in fact
418
00:18:20,243 --> 00:18:21,418
give you that electricity you're
419
00:18:21,443 --> 00:18:22,801
- looking for.
- I was begging for that,
420
00:18:22,862 --> 00:18:24,362
- just so you know.
- I know you were.
421
00:18:24,497 --> 00:18:26,497
- Thank you properly.
- Did you know I was making you work for it?
422
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:27,391
- Yeah. Oh.
- Because you made
423
00:18:27,416 --> 00:18:28,223
a joke about murdering me
424
00:18:28,284 --> 00:18:30,001
- in my own driveway, so...
- Well, that's a good point.
425
00:18:30,086 --> 00:18:31,786
All right, I'll tell you
what, I will give you
426
00:18:31,871 --> 00:18:34,672
- a free Uber ride for a little juice.
- Ooh!
427
00:18:34,758 --> 00:18:35,790
Sold.
428
00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:59,447
(chuckles) Well, hello.
429
00:19:00,950 --> 00:19:03,735
Mm. Mm-mm.
430
00:19:03,870 --> 00:19:05,820
Mm.
431
00:19:05,905 --> 00:19:07,155
Wow.
432
00:19:31,097 --> 00:19:32,597
What are you doing?
433
00:19:33,850 --> 00:19:35,767
I was...
434
00:19:35,852 --> 00:19:37,435
- Well, you see, I was...
- Getting a condom.
435
00:19:37,570 --> 00:19:38,936
Yeah, I was.
436
00:19:40,073 --> 00:19:42,356
What... I'm on the pill.
437
00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:43,775
Oh.
438
00:19:44,744 --> 00:19:46,110
Oh, uh...
439
00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:52,500
Tina: Really? That is so fucked up!
440
00:19:52,619 --> 00:19:54,335
That is so fucked up!
441
00:19:54,454 --> 00:19:55,703
Do you think I'm that crazy
442
00:19:55,789 --> 00:19:57,121
that I would fucking lie to you?
443
00:19:57,257 --> 00:19:58,506
I didn't say that.
444
00:19:58,625 --> 00:20:00,458
- Please calm down.
- Well, that is that you are implying!
445
00:20:00,593 --> 00:20:02,794
- Please calm down.
- Don't fucking tell me
446
00:20:02,879 --> 00:20:03,928
Hey, I said to calm down!
447
00:20:04,013 --> 00:20:05,179
- Not to speak to me like that!
- No!
448
00:20:05,298 --> 00:20:07,465
Fuck you! I'll speak to you
however the fuck I want!
449
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:10,434
- What the fuck was that?
- I'm sorry about the condom,
450
00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:11,719
but you've gotta get hold of yourself.
451
00:20:11,805 --> 00:20:13,137
- Will you please...
- I'm a hold of myself.
452
00:20:13,223 --> 00:20:14,222
What the fuck was that?
453
00:20:14,307 --> 00:20:15,940
What kind of person do you think I am?
454
00:20:16,025 --> 00:20:18,476
Let me just... let me
just ask you a question.
455
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:21,813
Do you want children?
456
00:20:22,982 --> 00:20:25,316
(laughs) It's all you talk about.
457
00:20:25,451 --> 00:20:26,951
- That's what I'm doing right now.
- You're right,
458
00:20:27,036 --> 00:20:28,986
but you're obsessed with
your sister's children.
459
00:20:29,072 --> 00:20:30,238
You asked me what I do,
460
00:20:30,323 --> 00:20:32,039
I said I brought them here,
I brought them there.
461
00:20:32,158 --> 00:20:34,158
I... This is what we did. That's my day.
462
00:20:34,244 --> 00:20:36,160
That's what I'm just telling
you, what my day is.
463
00:20:36,296 --> 00:20:38,379
But you do.
464
00:20:41,751 --> 00:20:43,000
It's okay to.
465
00:20:43,136 --> 00:20:44,886
No, I don't.
466
00:20:48,675 --> 00:20:50,258
I don't. I just wanna...
467
00:20:50,343 --> 00:20:52,643
I just... I don't know if I do.
468
00:20:52,729 --> 00:20:53,678
I just don't know,
469
00:20:53,763 --> 00:20:55,179
so I just don't wanna close the door.
470
00:20:55,265 --> 00:20:57,148
- Why does the door have to be closed?
- Well, it's not.
471
00:20:57,233 --> 00:20:58,482
Just because I don't want it to be closed
472
00:20:58,568 --> 00:21:00,017
- doesn't mean that it has to be!
- This door is...
473
00:21:00,103 --> 00:21:01,402
- this door is not closed for you.
- Okay!
474
00:21:01,521 --> 00:21:02,854
That's all I need to know,
475
00:21:02,939 --> 00:21:04,405
- that it's not closed.
- The door is not closed for you.
476
00:21:04,524 --> 00:21:05,523
The door is closed for me.
477
00:21:05,692 --> 00:21:06,858
It's not closed for you.
478
00:21:08,695 --> 00:21:10,912
There's nothing wrong with
wanting to have children.
479
00:21:11,030 --> 00:21:11,913
Nothing.
480
00:21:12,031 --> 00:21:13,698
Do you know how many
men that are out there
481
00:21:13,833 --> 00:21:15,917
that would kill to have children with you?
482
00:21:17,871 --> 00:21:20,121
I am sorry I'm not that man.
483
00:21:21,591 --> 00:21:24,458
How can you just say that you
know that you don't want any?
484
00:21:24,544 --> 00:21:27,428
- I saw you with Frank.
- I love kids. I... I do.
485
00:21:27,547 --> 00:21:28,713
So that's all it is!
486
00:21:28,798 --> 00:21:29,657
Well, I mean no, it's more.
487
00:21:29,682 --> 00:21:30,572
- It's... it's... it's...
- No!
488
00:21:30,683 --> 00:21:32,547
It's way, way, way, way, way more
489
00:21:32,572 --> 00:21:34,209
- than that.
- It isn't with me!
490
00:21:34,270 --> 00:21:35,386
I would do everything.
491
00:21:35,471 --> 00:21:37,221
I want to do everything.
492
00:21:38,141 --> 00:21:40,725
I finally found something I'm good at...
493
00:21:42,395 --> 00:21:44,395
and I wanna do it with you.
494
00:21:49,869 --> 00:21:51,285
Oh, honey.
495
00:21:54,407 --> 00:21:55,740
I'm sorry.
496
00:21:58,828 --> 00:22:00,244
I'm sorry.
497
00:22:34,414 --> 00:22:37,331
All right, the key with Hot Pockets...
498
00:22:37,450 --> 00:22:39,000
a lot of paper towels.
499
00:22:39,118 --> 00:22:41,202
Yeah. Keep it going, man.
This is our safety.
500
00:22:43,039 --> 00:22:44,255
- I...
- You call it.
501
00:22:44,340 --> 00:22:46,841
Actually, I'm totally bluffing.
502
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:48,175
I'm... This is freaking me out.
503
00:22:48,294 --> 00:22:49,844
- You... your car plugs in.
- We need to put these...
504
00:22:49,963 --> 00:22:51,353
- I knew this.
- put these... put these back.
505
00:22:51,378 --> 00:22:51,987
I can't do that.
506
00:22:52,098 --> 00:22:53,848
The Dead Sea Scrolls.
507
00:22:53,967 --> 00:22:54,932
God.
508
00:22:55,018 --> 00:22:56,384
(laughs) Amazing.
509
00:22:56,469 --> 00:22:57,402
- Oh.
- You... you don't have to
510
00:22:57,427 --> 00:22:58,460
laugh about that, but thanks.
511
00:22:58,521 --> 00:23:00,054
- Yeah, well, it's fine.
- I appreciate it.
512
00:23:04,227 --> 00:23:05,693
Oh! Hot!
513
00:23:05,812 --> 00:23:07,028
But it's really good.
514
00:23:31,387 --> 00:23:32,503
Wow!
515
00:23:32,638 --> 00:23:34,755
- Whoa!
- Why is he moving like that?
516
00:23:34,841 --> 00:23:36,507
- Wait, what's that?
- What... (laughs)
517
00:23:36,642 --> 00:23:38,676
What's he doing with the belt?
518
00:23:48,187 --> 00:23:50,104
- Got a lot of records.
- Mm-hmm.
519
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,202
(ringing)
520
00:24:15,681 --> 00:24:16,764
Alex: Hello?
521
00:24:18,434 --> 00:24:19,633
Hello?
522
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:01,675
(Brett's phone dings)
523
00:25:01,761 --> 00:25:04,979
Whoa, I'm, uh, dinging here.
524
00:25:05,098 --> 00:25:06,230
Oh.
525
00:25:06,315 --> 00:25:08,482
Did your car just call you?
526
00:25:08,601 --> 00:25:11,602
Yeah, it's an app thing that
says when it's charged.
527
00:25:11,687 --> 00:25:13,571
- Uh, it's, like, halfway.
- Oh.
528
00:25:13,656 --> 00:25:19,777
Um... and you're gonna go now?
529
00:25:22,498 --> 00:25:24,999
Uh... I...
530
00:25:29,372 --> 00:25:30,337
I'm sorry.
531
00:25:30,456 --> 00:25:31,455
I don't know.
532
00:25:31,591 --> 00:25:32,623
- Um...
- I mean...
533
00:25:32,758 --> 00:25:35,876
uh, yeah, no. If, um...
534
00:25:35,962 --> 00:25:38,012
if you do go,
535
00:25:38,131 --> 00:25:40,431
you should... you should lock the door
536
00:25:40,516 --> 00:25:42,850
on the way out, but, um...
537
00:25:43,803 --> 00:25:47,138
if you want to stay, you can stay.
538
00:26:45,097 --> 00:26:46,797
If the fish swam
539
00:26:46,899 --> 00:26:48,632
Out of the ocean
540
00:26:48,734 --> 00:26:49,900
And grew legs
541
00:26:50,002 --> 00:26:52,436
And they started walking
542
00:26:52,538 --> 00:26:54,171
And the apes climbed down
543
00:26:54,273 --> 00:26:55,739
From the trees
544
00:26:55,841 --> 00:26:56,874
And grew tall
545
00:26:56,976 --> 00:26:59,210
And they started talking
546
00:26:59,312 --> 00:27:00,744
And the stars fell
547
00:27:00,846 --> 00:27:02,746
Out of the sky
548
00:27:02,848 --> 00:27:04,315
And my tears rolled
549
00:27:04,417 --> 00:27:06,317
Into the ocean
550
00:27:06,419 --> 00:27:07,585
And now I'm looking
551
00:27:07,687 --> 00:27:09,553
For a reason why
552
00:27:09,655 --> 00:27:13,624
You even set my world into motion
553
00:27:13,726 --> 00:27:16,560
'Cause if you're not really here
554
00:27:16,662 --> 00:27:20,264
Then I don't wanna be either
555
00:27:20,366 --> 00:27:22,900
I wanna be next to you
556
00:27:23,002 --> 00:27:25,603
Black and gold
557
00:27:25,705 --> 00:27:27,438
Black and gold
558
00:27:27,540 --> 00:27:29,340
Black and gold
559
00:27:29,442 --> 00:27:30,975
Black and gold
560
00:27:31,077 --> 00:27:32,610
Black and gold
561
00:27:32,712 --> 00:27:34,945
Black and gold
562
00:27:34,995 --> 00:27:39,545
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