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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:10,480 Til Death Season O2 Episode 10 2 00:00:11,580 --> 00:00:14,420 Til Death is filmed in front of a live studio audience. 3 00:00:15,610 --> 00:00:18,450 I need a four letter word for �baby horse� 4 00:00:19,110 --> 00:00:24,380 But when I put I �pony�, five down becomes �canpo� 5 00:00:26,240 --> 00:00:30,380 Well, perhaps it�s because a baby horse is called a �foal�. 6 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,370 A �pony� is not a baby horse. 7 00:00:38,930 --> 00:00:40,760 What the hell are you telling me here? 8 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:42,840 A foal grows into a horse 9 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:47,540 and a pony grows into a weird old little grandpa pony. 10 00:00:48,510 --> 00:00:49,360 Got it? 11 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:51,570 I�m calling the zoo. 12 00:00:53,540 --> 00:00:54,580 Come in. 13 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:56,710 Hey, Eddie! 14 00:00:57,050 --> 00:01:00,530 Hello, Joy. I wonder if you guys have a pair of binoculars we could borrow? 15 00:01:00,530 --> 00:01:02,400 Yeah, top drawer near the blender. 16 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:04,790 We�re taking little David down here to the Jersey shore. 17 00:01:04,790 --> 00:01:06,780 He�s actually never seen the ocean. 18 00:01:06,780 --> 00:01:08,100 How are you, pal? 19 00:01:08,100 --> 00:01:12,790 We�ve signed up for the Big Brother and Big Sister programs. For every Saturday together. 20 00:01:12,790 --> 00:01:15,070 Yeah, the thing is we really blast. 21 00:01:15,070 --> 00:01:17,450 Jeff�s got a really good job, I�m really cute. 22 00:01:18,790 --> 00:01:20,560 It�s just some way to give back. 23 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:24,210 Is this Chardonnay in this juice glass? 24 00:01:24,890 --> 00:01:26,700 I think I�ve just invented something. 25 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:30,970 All right, well, have a great day. 26 00:01:30,970 --> 00:01:33,120 Ok, take care, bye. 27 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:38,720 Are we terrible people? 28 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:40,390 Joy, we�ve talked about this before. 29 00:01:40,491 --> 00:01:43,260 We�re not the only people who subscribed to that channel. 30 00:01:50,820 --> 00:01:52,790 That is not what I am talking about. 31 00:01:52,790 --> 00:01:57,350 Look at them, they are actually giving back. They care about something. 32 00:01:57,350 --> 00:02:00,490 - We care about stuff. - Yeah? What do we care about? 33 00:02:06,110 --> 00:02:07,780 Care... 34 00:02:11,730 --> 00:02:13,240 No, I don�t care about that� 35 00:02:13,940 --> 00:02:17,110 How about voluntary? We�ve got lots of time in our hands. 36 00:02:17,110 --> 00:02:21,180 Well, that�s true, maybe if we got out of our own little world and actually did something for someone, 37 00:02:21,180 --> 00:02:22,750 that might feel good. 38 00:02:22,750 --> 00:02:24,300 Yeah. But what should we do? 39 00:02:29,150 --> 00:02:30,480 Do� 40 00:02:32,710 --> 00:02:33,620 I did it, Joy. 41 00:02:33,620 --> 00:02:35,660 I signed up to be a Big Brother. 42 00:02:36,380 --> 00:02:36,850 Really? 43 00:02:36,850 --> 00:02:40,620 Yeah, and they already matched me up with a youngster, Kenneth Westchester. 44 00:02:40,620 --> 00:02:42,500 Doesn�t sound black. 45 00:02:43,570 --> 00:02:44,916 To be honest, I�m a little disappointed. 46 00:02:44,917 --> 00:02:47,610 I mean, if he�s white, I might as well be hanging out with my nephew. 47 00:02:49,700 --> 00:02:51,490 So, what you�re gonna do to give back? 48 00:02:51,490 --> 00:02:53,930 Huh? Oh, nothing. I�m over it. 49 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:59,510 Joy, you�ve gotta do something, I�ve just made a one year commitment here. 50 00:02:59,510 --> 00:03:05,030 Well, I was going to and then I started thinking: �What could I do for other people?� 51 00:03:05,030 --> 00:03:06,570 And then I found my bead-kit. 52 00:03:08,220 --> 00:03:10,730 19 minutes later: look who made a belly-chain. 53 00:03:12,910 --> 00:03:14,560 I will miss you in heaven. 54 00:03:24,229 --> 00:03:24,999 Who is it? 55 00:03:26,630 --> 00:03:29,010 Hi, I�m� 56 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:31,460 I�m Eddie Stark, 57 00:03:31,460 --> 00:03:35,130 I�m here to meet Kenny Westchester. Is he available? 58 00:03:38,580 --> 00:03:39,610 Ok, Chesty. 59 00:03:43,010 --> 00:03:44,370 You�re Kenneth Westchester, 60 00:03:44,370 --> 00:03:49,300 favorite hobby Coleco vision, favorite TV show Webster? 61 00:03:50,750 --> 00:03:52,550 That sounds like Kenny Chester to me. 62 00:03:53,990 --> 00:03:58,540 Ah, well. Must be some kind of mixup, Mr. Chesty. 63 00:03:58,540 --> 00:04:00,620 I�m from the Big Brother program 64 00:04:00,620 --> 00:04:06,980 and they told me that you signed up to be a Little Brother, but I can see that you have a moustache, so� 65 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:13,400 Wait a minute, my Mom did sign me for the Big Brother program like 25 years ago. 66 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:14,460 But I never got one. 67 00:04:14,910 --> 00:04:18,420 I guess your name was still bouncing around in the system and they 68 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:23,140 matched us up, because I� I like Webster too. 69 00:04:25,860 --> 00:04:27,240 - That was crazy. - Yeah. 70 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:30,180 I thought you might have been some guy my ex-wife sent off to get my dog. 71 00:04:30,180 --> 00:04:31,190 Oh, no. 72 00:04:31,470 --> 00:04:34,170 Wouldn�t you say that I�m fit to take care of my own damn dog? 73 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:38,930 I�m gonna tell you something, if loving this dog with all my heart is wrong, I don�t wanna be right. 74 00:04:40,730 --> 00:04:42,370 I bet your dog is terrific. 75 00:04:43,510 --> 00:04:45,060 How do you know my dog is terrific? 76 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:47,522 Wait a minute. 77 00:04:48,003 --> 00:04:48,706 You�re here for my dog! 78 00:04:49,307 --> 00:04:51,210 Beyonce, run, Beyonce, go! 79 00:04:51,210 --> 00:04:56,590 No, just, no, listen. I�m not here for your dog at all. 80 00:04:56,590 --> 00:05:00,220 You know what? It sounds like you�ve got a lot on your plate, Mr. Chesty. 81 00:05:00,220 --> 00:05:05,790 Let me ask you, what is the safest way back to the highway? 82 00:05:07,670 --> 00:05:09,050 Yeah, you probably wanna go. 83 00:05:09,050 --> 00:05:11,930 But I�m gonna tell you one thing, man, I appreciate you�ve come over here, man. 84 00:05:11,930 --> 00:05:14,840 You�re 25 years too late, but at least you showed up. 85 00:05:16,820 --> 00:05:18,740 You�re a good man. Give me some of that. 86 00:05:18,740 --> 00:05:20,940 - Come on, give me that. - Ok. 87 00:05:32,910 --> 00:05:33,890 That�s funny, right? 88 00:05:34,690 --> 00:05:35,460 It is a little. 89 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:38,760 You get over here and you get a 38-year old Little Brother. 90 00:05:41,290 --> 00:05:45,970 That is funny, to think I was actually gonna take you roller-skating. 91 00:05:45,970 --> 00:05:47,550 I like roller-skating. 92 00:06:48,780 --> 00:06:49,770 What�s wrong? 93 00:06:49,770 --> 00:06:53,990 What�s wrong is that I wear a size 16 skates and the largest I had was 9 and a half. 94 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:58,360 You gotta relax. Give me your hands. Let�s play tide-boat. 95 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:01,970 Easy. 96 00:07:01,970 --> 00:07:05,500 What�s going on here? Twist the hips. 97 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:08,670 Open it up, yeah, like that, open it up. 98 00:07:08,670 --> 00:07:10,670 Yeah, roll on, shaker 99 00:07:11,300 --> 00:07:13,270 don�t look down, look at me, look at me. 100 00:07:13,270 --> 00:07:18,060 I�m sorry, just� I�m a very poor athlete, I was got made fun of as a kid. 101 00:07:18,170 --> 00:07:21,350 No one could believe that I�m this tall and bad at basketball. 102 00:07:21,350 --> 00:07:24,380 What? They couldn�t believe I was this black and bad at basketball. 103 00:07:24,380 --> 00:07:25,460 - You shut up! - You shut up! 104 00:07:26,050 --> 00:07:28,200 - That black and� - Yeah! 105 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:30,060 - Is that crazy? - It is crazy. 106 00:07:30,060 --> 00:07:32,100 �All right, fellas, grab that special lady, 107 00:07:32,100 --> 00:07:35,940 we�re gonna slow things down now, we have couples here...� 108 00:07:48,330 --> 00:07:50,380 - Uh� we should probably� - Get back, ok, get back. 109 00:07:58,430 --> 00:08:04,150 Also let me get a funnel cake, 3 feed of liquid syrup and a jello. 110 00:08:06,050 --> 00:08:07,080 And a beer. 111 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:09,900 14,95. 112 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:13,670 What? 113 00:08:13,670 --> 00:08:16,710 You�re the Big Brother. Peel off cabbage. 114 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:23,860 - Ooh, yeah, now you start to get it, that�s what I talked about. - This is good, this is actually kind of fun. 115 00:08:23,860 --> 00:08:26,643 - Step it up now, step it up. - Yeah, all right. 116 00:08:26,644 --> 00:08:30,000 - Get it two, come on, come on. - This feel better. 117 00:08:30,001 --> 00:08:31,001 - Come on, turn around... - I'm so... 118 00:08:35,260 --> 00:08:39,160 Oh, my God. That giant old man totally failed. 119 00:08:40,890 --> 00:08:42,720 I know you�re not talking about my Big Brother right here. 120 00:08:43,140 --> 00:08:45,550 �Cos if you are, I�m gonna take that big devil cellphone 121 00:08:45,550 --> 00:08:48,100 and throw it through the windshield of your white Jetta. 122 00:08:48,100 --> 00:08:49,700 And that goes for you too, Shoshana. 123 00:08:54,870 --> 00:08:57,500 Thanks, man. I appreciate that. 124 00:08:57,500 --> 00:09:01,420 There�s no saying, you�re crawling over to the carpeted area. 125 00:09:09,940 --> 00:09:12,040 All I know is, it�s a teeny-tiny horse. 126 00:09:17,370 --> 00:09:18,710 Well, this is me. 127 00:09:18,710 --> 00:09:23,774 Ok, well, I � I guess I�ll call the Big Brother people 128 00:09:23,775 --> 00:09:27,150 and let them know that you�re a� a man. 129 00:09:29,460 --> 00:09:32,220 Oh, oh, yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. I was gonna do it, but� you know� 130 00:09:32,780 --> 00:09:35,740 If you wanna be the one to do it, that�s cool. You could do it. 131 00:09:35,740 --> 00:09:42,780 Either way we should clear this whole thing up. �Cos today was certainly not magical. 132 00:09:45,870 --> 00:09:49,140 Ok, well� give my best to Bouncy. 133 00:09:49,140 --> 00:09:49,990 Beyonce. 134 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:52,230 Beyonce... right. 135 00:09:52,331 --> 00:09:53,961 - All right. - Ok. 136 00:09:54,310 --> 00:09:56,540 - Take care. - You too. 137 00:09:56,870 --> 00:09:58,320 Just say �no� to drugs. 138 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:00,650 You say �no� to drugs too. 139 00:10:04,620 --> 00:10:06,040 One nice white man. 140 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:27,170 Stop it, get off me! Stop it! 141 00:10:33,020 --> 00:10:35,670 Joy, you gotta hear this, my little brother was actually� 142 00:10:51,020 --> 00:10:53,350 Do I not give you what you need? 143 00:10:57,330 --> 00:10:59,350 Is that 3 speeds? 144 00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:13,180 Actually, I ran at this thing, �cos I wanna get cleaned up around here 145 00:11:13,180 --> 00:11:17,480 Because guess what? Thursday night we are hosting a jewelry party. 146 00:11:18,230 --> 00:11:20,490 I invited the girls to sell them some of my stuff. 147 00:11:20,490 --> 00:11:21,820 So here�s what I need for you to do: 148 00:11:21,821 --> 00:11:24,610 I need for you to clean up the garage for my staging area, 149 00:11:24,610 --> 00:11:28,520 then put a nice clean pair of slacks on, bartend for the party and basically just be there for me 150 00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:30,850 because I�m a little bit nervous, ok? So, Thursday, got it? 151 00:11:31,530 --> 00:11:33,480 Thursday... 152 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:38,500 This hurts. This one hurts, but I� 153 00:11:38,860 --> 00:11:40,630 I cannot make that. 154 00:11:42,780 --> 00:11:43,650 Why not? 155 00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:46,470 My little brother needs me. 156 00:11:47,980 --> 00:11:49,643 But� You really can�t be here? 157 00:11:49,644 --> 00:11:51,770 I mean, I thought this Big Brother thing was only Saturdays. 158 00:11:51,770 --> 00:11:56,050 Joy, it�s gonna take more than just Saturdays to fix this kid. 159 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:02,740 He�s broken, Joy. He�s broke bad. 160 00:12:04,970 --> 00:12:06,100 Well, what are you gonna do with him? 161 00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:12,560 We�re gonna do a tour at corn dog factory. 162 00:12:14,390 --> 00:12:15,200 At night? 163 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:18,090 It�s a twilight tour, Joy. 164 00:12:18,870 --> 00:12:21,070 Ok? They.. They�they take the kids 165 00:12:21,070 --> 00:12:23,035 and they.. They�they show them the whole process, 166 00:12:23,036 --> 00:12:27,000 all 9 steps from naked weener to crunchy wonder. 167 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:31,110 I need you here for my party. 168 00:12:31,110 --> 00:12:32,187 Joy, Joy� 169 00:12:33,988 --> 00:12:35,420 Honey, listen to me. 170 00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:43,830 I know that your sparkly homemade lady trinkets are important to you. 171 00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:47,030 But I touched that boy today and he touched me. 172 00:12:47,790 --> 00:12:51,150 Not in a weird show-me-on-the-dolly way. 173 00:12:52,310 --> 00:12:56,330 Do not look at me like that. You�re the one dating a vacuum cleaner. 174 00:13:05,331 --> 00:13:06,001 Who is it? 175 00:13:10,270 --> 00:13:12,380 - Big Bro! - Hey, man, how are you? 176 00:13:17,310 --> 00:13:20,620 I just wanted to tell you that I had a great time the other day. 177 00:13:20,620 --> 00:13:23,450 And I was wondering maybe you would like to� 178 00:13:23,450 --> 00:13:25,320 The answer is �yes�! 179 00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:29,414 I was hoping you would come back, I just didn�t say anything. 180 00:13:29,415 --> 00:13:30,950 Everybody needs a big brother, right? 181 00:13:30,950 --> 00:13:33,490 Just �cause I�m a big man, doesn�t mean I don�t need a big brother. 182 00:13:33,490 --> 00:13:36,200 What? Billy Baldwin doesn�t need Alec Baldwin? 183 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:38,450 No. Well, of course, he does. 184 00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:40,160 You damn right he does. 185 00:13:43,050 --> 00:13:46,400 Well, then allow me to be your Alec Baldwin. 186 00:13:48,430 --> 00:13:50,180 - I will like that very much. - Oh, yeah? 187 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:53,500 Oh, this is wonderful. 188 00:13:54,990 --> 00:13:56,550 So what am I getting into? 189 00:13:56,550 --> 00:14:01,520 Well, I thought maybe we would go check out the Boat Show at the Convention center. 190 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:04,540 How about we get some potato skins and see some naked ladies? 191 00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:08,770 It�s your day. 192 00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:20,550 Hey, do you guys know, everything on this table is 20% off? 193 00:14:20,870 --> 00:14:22,520 20% off of what? 194 00:14:23,260 --> 00:14:25,070 Of the price Joy made up in her head. 195 00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:28,930 - All right, we�ve got to get going, Joy. - What� why? 196 00:14:28,930 --> 00:14:33,590 Because, it just seems like you invited us over so you could sell us stuff. 197 00:14:33,590 --> 00:14:36,037 No, no, no. I just thought it would be 198 00:14:36,038 --> 00:14:39,780 fun to have, you know, some of the gang over to have some afterwork drinks 199 00:14:39,790 --> 00:14:44,950 and then� and then Steff practically begged me to bring out the necklaces. 200 00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:50,020 So I just slapped some price tags on and then whipped up for credit card machine. 201 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:53,480 This was really inappropriate. 202 00:14:54,490 --> 00:14:55,680 You know what�s inappropriate? 203 00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:57,500 How much humus you ate tonight. 204 00:14:58,210 --> 00:15:04,280 Hey, hello, ladies, looking lovely, looking thinner, looking younger. Ah? 205 00:15:04,420 --> 00:15:06,210 Check your wife, dude, she�s a mess. 206 00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:14,150 Awkward �Force your friends to buy crappy jewelry� night. 207 00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:17,850 Yeah, it�s a total disaster. 208 00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:22,620 I mean� I was doing something selfish and stupid and you were out there really giving back. 209 00:15:28,150 --> 00:15:30,270 Guess you�re just a better person than I am. 210 00:15:30,270 --> 00:15:35,650 Well, who�s better, who�s not better� The point is - I�m better. 211 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,160 How was the corn dog factory? 212 00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:41,270 Well, we�ll know in about 30 minutes. 213 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:51,670 - Hello. - Hey, you must be Joy. 214 00:15:56,070 --> 00:15:57,240 And you are�? 215 00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:59,110 I�m Kenny, Eddie�s little brother. 216 00:16:03,970 --> 00:16:05,360 This is little Kenny? 217 00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:06,390 What? 218 00:16:07,930 --> 00:16:09,780 This is little Kenny?! 219 00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:12,390 What? 220 00:16:14,690 --> 00:16:15,860 He didn�t tell you about me? 221 00:16:15,860 --> 00:16:20,550 Oh, no, no, he did. He just� he forgot to mention the fact that you are� 222 00:16:20,550 --> 00:16:21,690 Drop dead gorgeous? 223 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,570 No, 40. 224 00:16:26,460 --> 00:16:30,220 It�s really a big mixup in the system, but I�ll tell you one thing: we have been having a blast. 225 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:32,560 Yeah, I bet you have been. 226 00:16:32,660 --> 00:16:35,190 Where did you go tonight, huh? Where did he take you? 227 00:16:35,190 --> 00:16:38,340 - Actually we went to a� - Corn dog factory. 228 00:16:39,070 --> 00:16:41,650 Corn dog� corn dog factory? 229 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:43,500 What the hell are these? 230 00:16:44,620 --> 00:16:47,110 �Uncle Bosom�s Bosom Bucks�. 231 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:50,110 Huh, isn�t that a strip club near the airport? 232 00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:51,330 No. 233 00:16:53,940 --> 00:16:55,510 It�s by the bus station. 234 00:16:58,860 --> 00:17:01,270 Sorry, man, that was in my car on the floor. 235 00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:06,570 I figured I�d bring it back to you, brother, but� I must suspect that might have be a poor decision. 236 00:17:12,530 --> 00:17:15,970 Bravo, Eddie. You are a true hero. 237 00:17:15,970 --> 00:17:20,870 And all this time you have been giving me crap about something that I actually enjoyed doing, 238 00:17:20,870 --> 00:17:24,730 while you�re out using this guy and going to strip clubs. 239 00:17:25,750 --> 00:17:30,090 Way to give back. Society is in your debt. 240 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:35,950 Ok. Listen, Joy� look, I know this is bad, 241 00:17:36,650 --> 00:17:40,860 this is really bad right now. And I know naked ladies might not be your cup of tea. 242 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,980 But I assure you that this man did help me. 243 00:17:45,580 --> 00:17:46,210 Before I met this man, 244 00:17:46,210 --> 00:17:48,570 all I had was an ex-wife, living in my ex-apartment, 245 00:17:48,570 --> 00:17:51,470 driving my ex-car, spending half my ex-money. 246 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,570 Trying to take my beautiful Beyonce from me. 247 00:17:55,870 --> 00:17:56,950 That�s his dog. 248 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:00,320 But then this man. 249 00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:05,070 This big Herman Munster-lookin� man right here 250 00:18:07,510 --> 00:18:09,090 showed up at my doorway. 251 00:18:09,830 --> 00:18:13,990 And showed me the first bit of happiness I�ve had in a long-long time. 252 00:18:16,870 --> 00:18:19,080 So don�t you tell me this is a bad man. 253 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:23,790 You know why? �Cos this is a good man. This is my brother. 254 00:18:24,230 --> 00:18:25,773 This is my Big Brother right here. 255 00:18:26,374 --> 00:18:28,860 You know who he is? This is my Alec Baldwin. 256 00:18:30,940 --> 00:18:31,890 Give me that. 257 00:18:38,570 --> 00:18:41,410 This is the moment they talk about in the brochure. 258 00:18:49,770 --> 00:18:52,190 I wish I could roller-skate everywhere I go. 259 00:18:52,190 --> 00:18:54,990 That would be a beautiful world, little man. 260 00:18:55,710 --> 00:18:58,360 Can�t believe they won�t let you get two beers at a time. 261 00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:01,450 What kind of ridiculous policy is that? 262 00:19:01,820 --> 00:19:03,130 I hear you, little buddy. 263 00:19:03,670 --> 00:19:05,060 I�m gonna ask Jeff some. 264 00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,140 Hey, hold this for me. 265 00:19:06,991 --> 00:19:08,041 Don�t drink it, that�s mine. 266 00:19:09,610 --> 00:19:10,510 Jeff 267 00:19:10,510 --> 00:19:11,880 - Kenny. - Hey, man. 268 00:19:11,980 --> 00:19:12,621 Hi. 269 00:19:13,020 --> 00:19:13,960 May I ask you a question? 270 00:19:15,820 --> 00:19:20,000 I got a friend� single, in shape. 271 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,460 Would you date a black guy? 272 00:19:23,380 --> 00:19:27,300 What? No, no. 273 00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:29,760 What, you a racist? 274 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:34,700 No, no, no, I�m not a racist. I�m� uh, straight. 275 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:38,610 Would it be straight if he was a white? 276 00:19:39,570 --> 00:19:41,160 I�m gonna take a lap and come back for the answer, ok? 277 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:44,730 No, no, no. You don�t have to take a lap. 278 00:19:44,730 --> 00:19:49,300 I�m straight, I�m married, I have a wife. 279 00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:50,400 I suppose, she�s white too. 280 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:54,600 No! What� I, I, I� I mean, yes. 281 00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:57,370 What�s happening? 282 00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:01,040 Look, if you don�t wanna date him, just say it. 283 00:20:01,820 --> 00:20:05,460 I did say it. I don�t wanna date this guy. 284 00:20:09,930 --> 00:20:11,320 I�ll set up a call for you. 285 00:20:11,370 --> 00:20:15,920 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 23236

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