All language subtitles for The.Assassination.Bureau.1969.720p.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H264-FGT

Woman: One cannot
deny, I suppose,

that murder has
its uses in society.

Woman: One cannot
deny, I suppose,

but I must say that in the past,

woman: One cannot
deny, I suppose,

it has been pursued with more
enthusiasm than accuracy.

Woman: One cannot
deny, I suppose,

explosive devices
certainly went off,

but usually in
the wrong place...

Explosive devices
certainly went off,

at the right time,

or the right place
at the wrong time.

At the right time,

quite suddenly, however,

all this inefficiency
became a thing of the past.

Quite suddenly, however,

murders began to be committed

quite suddenly, however,

with a sort of unholy precision.

Quite suddenly, however,

A comprehensive service
was now being offered by

The assassination bureau...

Limited.

Sonya: This is from your
own paper, two weeks ago.

There is only one common factor
in all these killings:

Sonya: This is from your
own paper, two weeks ago.

Ruthless efficiency.

Sonya: This is from your
own paper, two weeks ago.

No social or political bias,
just murder as a fine art.

Sonya: This is from your
own paper, two weeks ago.

Assistant:
"Mesopotamia"?

Editor:
What the devil does that mean?

Assistant:
"Mesopotamia"?

Personal column of the times,

assistant:
"Mesopotamia"?

Three weeks before
Alderman J.T. Langer

assistant:
"Mesopotamia"?

Was blown up
by an exploding casket.

Assistant:
"Mesopotamia"?

Berliner Morgenpost, two weeks
before count Von Kissen

assistant:
"Mesopotamia"?

Fell down the lift shaft
at the Adlon Hotel.

Assistant:
"Mesopotamia"?

Assistant: Our own paper.
Good heavens.

One week before the affair
of the exploding Bible.

Assistant: Our own paper.
Good heavens.

I believe this is how
prospective clients

assistant: Our own paper.
Good heavens.

Contact this organization.

Assistant: Our own paper.
Good heavens.

Employ me, and you
can have my story.

Assistant: Our own paper.
Good heavens.

Assistant:
But that's our paper again.

Assistant: Our own paper.
Good heavens.

And we'll soon find out who
placed it. Get on to small ads!

Assistant: Our own paper.
Good heavens.

Pray, don't bother.
I know who placed it.

Assistant: Our own paper.
Good heavens.

Who?
I did.

Assistant: Our own paper.
Good heavens.

The advertisement
has been answered,

assistant: Our own paper.
Good heavens.

My name and address supplied.

Assistant: Our own paper.
Good heavens.

I expect them to get in touch
with me at any moment.

Assistant: Our own paper.
Good heavens.

Bostwick: Splendid. Splendid!
My lord.

Assistant: Our own paper.
Good heavens.

You certainly are the new woman
incarnate, miss winter.

Assistant: Our own paper.
Good heavens.

I slipped in unobserved

assistant: Our own paper.
Good heavens.

I thought miss winter
would talk more freely.

Assistant: Our own paper.
Good heavens.

I always talk freely.
Who are you?

Assistant: Our own paper.
Good heavens.

This is lord bostwick,
the owner of our newspaper.

Assistant: Our own paper.
Good heavens.

Oh, how do you do?

Assistant: Our own paper.
Good heavens.

The newspaper business is
a male preserve, miss winter.

Assistant: Our own paper.
Good heavens.

If you are plotting
to breach the citadel,

assistant: Our own paper.
Good heavens.

It should be done in privacy.
Please, come with me.

Assistant: Our own paper.
Good heavens.

Sit down.
Sit down.

Put you to work
in this office with them,

sit down.
Sit down.

And they'd all
walk out in a body.

Sit down.
Sit down.

But they'd leap at the chance
to take you out to dinner.

Sit down.
Sit down.

Why should they ask
me out to dinner?

Sit down.
Sit down.

Because you are a very
attractive-looking young woman.

Sit down.
Sit down.

There can be no sexual equality

sit down.
Sit down.

Whilst women exploit
their physical appearance.

Sit down.
Sit down.

I rigidly avoid it.

Sit down.
Sit down.

Yes, well, uh,

sit down.
Sit down.

This lift will take us
to my office.

Sit down.
Sit down.

Allow me to offer you
a little reviver.

Sit down.
Sit down.

Oh, I touch no spirituous
liquor, lord bostwick.

Sit down.
Sit down.

I should hope not.

Sit down.
Sit down.

This is a fine Madeira.

Sit down.
Sit down.

I have a partiality for it,

sit down.
Sit down.

Just as I have
for adventurous young women.

Sit down.
Sit down.

What, then, is your reaction
to my proposal?

Sit down.
Sit down.

That this newspaper
should support you

sit down.
Sit down.

To the full extent of its
not inconsiderable resources.

Sit down.
Sit down.

It is truly wonderful
to find someone as

sit down.
Sit down.

Liberal as yourself

sit down.
Sit down.

In a position
of power and authority.

Sit down.
Sit down.

Yes, indeed.
It's not at all common.

Sit down.
Sit down.

My newspapers, you know,
are only a means to an end.

Sit down.
Sit down.

I have a genuine concern

sit down.
Sit down.

For the political welfare
of the world.

Sit down.
Sit down.

You'd be astonished
if I told you

sit down.
Sit down.

Of the courts in Europe
where I wield power.

Sit down.
Sit down.

Behind the thrones, of course.
I am a retiring man.

Sit down.
Sit down.

It will be an honor
to work for you.

Sit down.
Sit down.

I would just like to keep it
a secret between ourselves.

Sit down.
Sit down.

Why?
Because, miss winter,

sit down.
Sit down.

If there is anything
in what you say,

sit down.
Sit down.

Then I would be a marked man
for supporting you.

Sit down.
Sit down.

I see.

Sit down.
Sit down.

You'll have to be satisfied,
miss winter

sit down.
Sit down.

With the thin end of the wedge.

Sit down.
Sit down.

Very well.

Sit down.
Sit down.

I want your employment, and need
your resources behind me.

Sit down.
Sit down.

In that case,
perhaps you ought to sit down

sit down.
Sit down.

And tell me a little bit
about your plan.

Sit down.
Sit down.

I must admit that one
thing intrigues me.

Sit down.
Sit down.

And what is that?
Apart from your natural desire

sit down.
Sit down.

To prove women's
equality with men,

sit down.
Sit down.

What is your
object in contacting

sit down.
Sit down.

These organized assassins?

Sit down.
Sit down.

Surely that's obvious.

Sit down.
Sit down.

I want someone assassinated.

Sit down.
Sit down.

Ah! Oh, I'm so sorry.

That's all right, lady.
I'm used to it.

Ah! Oh, I'm so sorry.

Take your matches.
Oh, it doesn't matter.

Ah! Oh, I'm so sorry.

I've lost me eyes, lady,
but I've still got my pride.

Ah! Oh, I'm so sorry.

Yes, of course.

Ah! Oh, I'm so sorry.

"Mr. Pemberty's bowler."

Pardon me, madam.
Are you being attended to?

No. I've come to collect
Mr. Pemberty's bowler.

Pardon me, madam.
Are you being attended to?

Mr. Pemberty's?
Yes.

Pardon me, madam.
Are you being attended to?

Very hard-wearing felt, madam,

pardon me, madam.
Are you being attended to?

From Mesopotamia.

Pardon me, madam.
Are you being attended to?

I am sure Mr. Pemberty
will be pleased with it.

Pardon me, madam.
Are you being attended to?

Oh, I'm sure he will.

Pardon me, madam.
Are you being attended to?

If you would care to take it,
we will deliver it for you.

Pardon me, madam.
Are you being attended to?

This way, madam.

Just through here, madam.

I must apologize for the
lack of amenities, madam,

but we don't usually cater
for lady customers.

I must apologize for the
lack of amenities, madam,

however, the journey
will not take long.

I must apologize for the
lack of amenities, madam,

Driver:
Whoa.

Back. Back.

Driver:
Whoa.

Whoa.

Driver:
Whoa.

Butler:
This way, madam.

These cloak-and-dagger
precautions

Butler:
This way, madam.

Are an unfortunate necessity.

Butler:
This way, madam.

We try and keep them
to a minimum.

Butler:
This way, madam.

Forgive me. A little test
for our customers.

We're not used
to dealing with ladies.

Forgive me. A little test
for our customers.

Evidently.
An interesting reaction.

Forgive me. A little test
for our customers.

Men come here on the most
gruesome business,

forgive me. A little test
for our customers.

Yet without exception

forgive me. A little test
for our customers.

They are frightened
out of their wits

forgive me. A little test
for our customers.

By the first whiff of gunpowder.

Forgive me. A little test
for our customers.

You seem to be made
of sterner stuff.

Forgive me. A little test
for our customers.

Will you please be seated?

Forgive me. A little test
for our customers.

Miss winter,
you are not married.

You have, as far as
we can ascertain,

miss winter,
you are not married.

No romantic associations.

Miss winter,
you are not married.

Whom, other than
a husband or lover,

miss winter,
you are not married.

Could a young lady wish to kill?

Miss winter,
you are not married.

You seem to know
a great deal about me.

Miss winter,
you are not married.

Naturally, or you
would not be here.

Miss winter,
you are not married.

On my part, at least may I know
whom I am addressing?

Miss winter,
you are not married.

Certainly.
I am Ivan Dragomiloff.

Miss winter,
you are not married.

Oh, don't be put off
by the name.

Miss winter,
you are not married.

My father's Russian
sentimentality

miss winter,
you are not married.

Has been amply counteracted
by the rigors

miss winter,
you are not married.

Of an English public school
education.

Miss winter,
you are not married.

Are you head
of this organization?

Miss winter,
you are not married.

Certainly.
You look extremely young.

Miss winter,
you are not married.

Oh, don't let that worry you.
I was born and bred for the job.

Miss winter,
you are not married.

But that's terrible.

Miss winter,
you are not married.

There's nothing
terrible about it.

Miss winter,
you are not married.

My father brought me up
to continue his life work.

Miss winter,
you are not married.

What could be more natural
than for a son

miss winter,
you are not married.

To inherit the family business.

Miss winter,
you are not married.

Business?
You're a gang of murderers.

Miss winter,
you are not married.

Our proper title is the
assassination bureau, limited.

Miss winter,
you are not married.

Our dividends
are quite substantial.

Miss winter,
you are not married.

Dividends? You admit
you take human life for money.

Miss winter,
you are not married.

Money is life, don't you agree?

Miss winter,
you are not married.

The lack of it
has killed more people

miss winter,
you are not married.

One way or another than
100 assassination bureaus.

Miss winter,
you are not married.

In any case,

miss winter,
you are not married.

Human life is possibly the most
expendable commodity we possess.

Miss winter,
you are not married.

It's so easily replaced,
and so pleasurably.

Miss winter,
you are not married.

This is fantastic.
You're a monster.

Not at all.

My father merely saw
to it that I was educated

In the logic of my profession.

He was somewhat
of a philosopher.

I'm not really
interested in your father.

May we get down to business?

Certainly.
Please be seated.

Very well, then.
What about your fees?

Oh, we have a sliding scale,

According to the importance
of the victim.

Quality is always
worth paying for.

We have very high
overheads, you know?

Since taking over, I have tried

To completely modernize
our methods.

This, after all, is
the age of science.

Take, for instance,
this little bomb.

We've just issued it
to all our branches.

It can be timed to go off
at any hour one chooses.

And its tick is no louder
than a normal clock.

Switched off, it's as harmless
as your pocket watch...

And its tick is no louder
than a normal clock.

Unless you drop it, of course.

And its tick is no louder
than a normal clock.

Miss winter,
please don't be shy.

And its tick is no louder
than a normal clock.

Confide in me as you would
in a doctor or a priest.

And its tick is no louder
than a normal clock.

Whom do you wish to kill?

And its tick is no louder
than a normal clock.

You will undertake this
assignment, Mr. Dragomiloff?

And its tick is no louder
than a normal clock.

I shall want justification.

And its tick is no louder
than a normal clock.

Of what sins is he guilty?

And its tick is no louder
than a normal clock.

Pride.

And its tick is no louder
than a normal clock.

Tsk-tsk-tsk.

And its tick is no louder
than a normal clock.

Avarice.

And its tick is no louder
than a normal clock.

Oh, dear, dear.

And its tick is no louder
than a normal clock.

And murder.

And its tick is no louder
than a normal clock.

He seems a suitable candidate.

Have I your guarantee
that he will be killed?

He seems a suitable candidate.

You have my word.

He seems a suitable candidate.

The name, please.

He seems a suitable candidate.

Very well, then.
His name is...

He seems a suitable candidate.

Ivan Dragomiloff.

I shall need further
identification.

He is of Russian extraction,
though educated in England.

Physical characteristics?

He is of Russian extraction,
though educated in England.

Approximately your size,
weight and age.

He is of Russian extraction,
though educated in England.

I was born
in the province of Valenko.

He is of Russian extraction,
though educated in England.

Where was your man born?

He is of Russian extraction,
though educated in England.

In the province of Valenko.

He is of Russian extraction,
though educated in England.

I am compelled to believe
that you mean me.

I do.

You puzzle me, miss winter.

I do.

We've never met, yet you
want my life. Why?

I do.

Why?

I do.

Because of my organization?

I do.

Because you believe
"kill me, kill my bureau."

I do.

Is that it? Is that it?!

I do.

What an absolutely
marvelous idea.

It was not intended
to amuse you.

Ah, but it does.
It intrigues me too.

It was not intended
to amuse you.

It will let me put my aging
colleagues on their mettle.

It was not intended
to amuse you.

Wonderful.

It was not intended
to amuse you.

Since you'll enjoy it so much,

it was not intended
to amuse you.

Perhaps you'd give me
a bargain price?

It was not intended
to amuse you.

Ah, there's one matter upon
which my board never compromise,

it was not intended
to amuse you.

On finance.

It was not intended
to amuse you.

Without self-flattery, I'm
afraid, you'll never afford me.

It was not intended
to amuse you.

Name your price.

It was not intended
to amuse you.

Well, I'm not my father,
of course,

it was not intended
to amuse you.

But in all due honesty
I couldn't put myself

it was not intended
to amuse you.

In at a penny less than...

It was not intended
to amuse you.

20,000 pounds.

It was not intended
to amuse you.

What a pity.
I accept.

It was not intended
to amuse you.

You do?

You will no doubt
wish to count it.

You do?

But you will find each bundle

you do?

Contains a thousand pounds.

You do?

I trust your board
will be quite satisfied.

You do?

Good evening, gentlemen.
All: Good evening.

You do?

Popescu, good job in Zagreb.
Thank you.

You do?

Gentlemen.

You do?

General Von Pinck. Military life
certainly keeps you fit, Sir.

You do?

Lucoville, welcome to London.
You too, my dear Weiss.

You do?

Ah, Cesare,
you're putting on weight.

You do?

Food is the greatest
pleasure in my life.

You do?

Greatest?
They tell me your wife

you do?

Is the most beautiful
woman in Venice.

You do?

She is also the best cook.

You do?

And now, gentlemen,
to business, please.

You do?

Ivan: It is fortunate that you're
all in London for this meeting.

Something has come up
which has...

How shall I put it?

Crystallized thoughts I've had
for some time past.

Look around you
at the great deeds

Recorded on these walls,
gentlemen,

Each one of them performed
in the course

Of bettering the world,

Purging it of evil,

Striking down tyranny.

In those days,
you were all ruled

By my father's basic
principle that our bureau

Would never kill anyone

Without a sound moral
reason for doing so.

He was a saintly man.

Do you still adhere
to his principles?

Consider a moment.
Be honest with yourselves.

Haven't we,
in the pursuit of profit,

Fallen short
of the high moral standards

Upon which
our bureau was founded?

It's always possible
to find a good moral reason

For killing anybody.

Everybody, from some point
of view, deserves death.

Man is born to die.

No operation that
consistently shows a profit

Can do so without answering
a legitimate demand.

Say that we are justified
by the prosperity

Our operations
have brought us all.

You, Lucoville,
with your string of hotels.

You, general, with your
estates and castles.

You, Weiss, with your
Swiss banking syndicates,

And you Spado, with your
fake antiques. And you...

Oh, dear, we seem to have
started our meeting

without our vice chairman.

Oh, dear, we seem to have
started our meeting

does anybody know...?

Oh, dear, we seem to have
started our meeting

lord bostwick, my apologies.
We started without you.

Forgive me.

Lord bostwick, my apologies.
We started without you.

A fallen horse in Piccadilly
caused a terrible congestion.

Lord bostwick, my apologies.
We started without you.

How the traffic will flow
when it is all motorized.

Lord bostwick, my apologies.
We started without you.

Please, proceed,
Mr. chairman.

Lord bostwick, my apologies.
We started without you.

Thank you, my lord.

Lord bostwick, my apologies.
We started without you.

I wish to put
a commission before you.

Lord bostwick, my apologies.
We started without you.

It is an assignment I welcome

lord bostwick, my apologies.
We started without you.

And have accepted
on your behalf.

Lord bostwick, my apologies.
We started without you.

To the commission
of miss Sonya winter

lord bostwick, my apologies.
We started without you.

For the fee of 20,000 pounds,

lord bostwick, my apologies.
We started without you.

The assassination
of Ivan Dragomiloff,

lord bostwick, my apologies.
We started without you.

Your chairman.

Lord bostwick, my apologies.
We started without you.

Lord bostwick, my apologies.
We started without you.

Miss winter has put into my
hands the very weapon I need.

With all respect, I no longer
see in you the idealism

miss winter has put into my
hands the very weapon I need.

Without which we are no more
than common murderers.

Miss winter has put into my
hands the very weapon I need.

Murderers!
We are assassins!

Miss winter has put into my
hands the very weapon I need.

I aim to put you to the test.

Miss winter has put into my
hands the very weapon I need.

I believe miss winter
has shown us

miss winter has put into my
hands the very weapon I need.

The way to rekindle the torch
we once held so high.

Miss winter has put into my
hands the very weapon I need.

Man:
We won't stand for it.

Miss winter has put into my
hands the very weapon I need.

Miss winter has put into my
hands the very weapon I need.

It's really quite simple.

Miss winter has put into my
hands the very weapon I need.

Under our constitution
we each have the right

miss winter has put into my
hands the very weapon I need.

To accept commissions
on behalf of all.

Miss winter has put into my
hands the very weapon I need.

I have accepted this one.

Miss winter has put into my
hands the very weapon I need.

But what does it mean?

Miss winter has put into my
hands the very weapon I need.

It means, my friends,

that you must kill me,

it means, my friends,

or I will kill you.

It means, my friends,

kill us?

Yes, gentlemen, kill you.

Not to put
too fine a point on it,

yes, gentlemen, kill you.

I consider you all expendable.

Yes, gentlemen, kill you.

Taking the honorable course,
I challenge you to this duel.

Yes, gentlemen, kill you.

Yes, but supposing,
my dear young friend,

yes, gentlemen, kill you.

That we succeed in killing you?

Yes, gentlemen, kill you.

Then you, lord bostwick,

yes, gentlemen, kill you.

Whom I hereby appoint
as neutral referee

yes, gentlemen, kill you.

In this most purifying game,
will, as vice chairman,

yes, gentlemen, kill you.

Take over my position,

yes, gentlemen, kill you.

Pending the election
of my successor.

Yes, gentlemen, kill you.

I repeat, gentlemen.

Yes, gentlemen, kill you.

The commission
has been accepted.

Yes, gentlemen, kill you.

We must now settle a moment

to begin this little adventure.

We must now settle a moment

we must give you time to return
to your territories.

We must now settle a moment

some of your journeys
will be longer than others.

We must now settle a moment

let us say that
24 hours from now

we must now settle a moment

we shall be considered
at hazard.

We must now settle a moment

lord bostwick, we'd better
synchronize our watches.

We must now settle a moment

7:30.

Gentlemen, 24 hours from
the striking of this gavel,

we shall be at hazard.

Gentlemen, 24 hours from
the striking of this gavel,

from tomorrow then,
at precisely 7:30 P.M.

Gentlemen, 24 hours from
the striking of this gavel,

Hardly the act of a gentleman.

But one should always
applaud initiative.

Hardly the act of a gentleman.

Good night to you, gentlemen,
and good luck.

We must go after him.

This ridiculous nonsense
must be stopped.

We must go after him.

The motion has been accepted.

We must go after him.

Discipline must be observed.

We must go after him.

Why should we accept it?

We must go after him.

We've given our lives
for the bureau.

We must go after him.

Not yet.

We must go after him.

Gentlemen,

we must go after him.

It's not a moneymaking
proposition.

We must go after him.

Gentlemen!

We must go after him.

As acting chairman,
I call you to order.

We must go after him.

Gentlemen,
we have all been very loyal

we must go after him.

To the memory
of our dear founder,

we must go after him.

But let us be honest
with ourselves.

We must go after him.

I think we have
all felt that seniority

we must go after him.

Should have counted
for something

we must go after him.

When the succession was decided.

We must go after him.

He should not have
come in at the top.

We must go after him.

His father trained the boy well.

We must go after him.

Of course.

We must go after him.

Of course, please do not
misunderstand me, gentlemen.

We must go after him.

I'm merely suggesting that
it is in everybody's interest

we must go after him.

To go along with our young
chairman's sporting proposition.

We must go after him.

In fact, I feel it is
my duty as referee

we must go after him.

To stimulate your enthusiasm.

We must go after him.

In addition
to miss winter's fee,

we must go after him.

I offer a prize of 10,000 pounds

we must go after him.

To whichever member accomplishes
her commission.

We must go after him.

A very sporting gesture,
my lord.

We must go after him.

No, no, no, no.

We must go after him.

Our young chairman deserves
all the credit.

We must go after him.

He conceived
this great adventure.

We must go after him.

He is certainly a sportsman.

We must go after him.

Nursemaid:
Isn't he handsome.

Really.

Ah, good morning.

Shall we take a little walk
in the park, miss winter?

Mr. Dragomiloff.

Oh, forgive the disguise.

Mr. Dragomiloff.

Thanks to you, I'm a marked man.

Mr. Dragomiloff.

My bureau accepted
your commission.

Mr. Dragomiloff.

Oh.

Mr. Dragomiloff.

Well, really.

Mr. Dragomiloff.

The Albert memorial?

Mr. Dragomiloff.

It was an agreed rendezvous.

Mr. Dragomiloff.

It was glorious in
the park this morning.

Mr. Dragomiloff.

Well, when are you leaving?

Mr. Dragomiloff.

Leaving?

Mr. Dragomiloff.

Miss winter,
have you forgotten so soon

Mr. Dragomiloff.

That you're a journalist?

Mr. Dragomiloff.

What more can I do?
Follow Dragomiloff.

Mr. Dragomiloff.

Report on his execution.

Mr. Dragomiloff.

It's the greatest story of the
decade, and covered by a woman.

Mr. Dragomiloff.

Isn't that what you wanted?
Of course.

Mr. Dragomiloff.

My secretary will take care
of everything. Money, tickets...

Mr. Dragomiloff.

But I suppose you don't
know where he'll go.

Well, he did tell me quite
a lot about the bureau,

but I suppose you don't
know where he'll go.

Where it operates
and everything.

But I suppose you don't
know where he'll go.

We walked by the serpentine.

But I suppose you don't
know where he'll go.

Miss winter,

but I suppose you don't
know where he'll go.

You do want to go
on with the story?

But I suppose you don't
know where he'll go.

I've invested a lot
of money in it remember.

But I suppose you don't
know where he'll go.

Oh, most certainly.

But I suppose you don't
know where he'll go.

I shall have the greatest
pleasure in reporting his...

but I suppose you don't
know where he'll go.

Whatever happens to him.
Splendid.

But I suppose you don't
know where he'll go.

Now, remember, you are
to wire me personally

but I suppose you don't
know where he'll go.

About all of his movements.

But I suppose you don't
know where he'll go.

Now, to where shall
we buy you a ticket?

But I suppose you don't
know where he'll go.

To Paris.

To Paris.

Madame Lucoville:
Shocking.

Disgusting.

It's disgraceful.
It's a scandal.

Oh! It's an outrage.

It's disgraceful.
It's a scandal.

What has happened to my Paris?

It's disgraceful.
It's a scandal.

It has become
a sink of iniquity.

It's disgraceful.
It's a scandal.

A sewer.
A den of vice.

It's disgraceful.
It's a scandal.

The tourists expect it, my dear.

It's disgraceful.
It's a scandal.

Oh, nonsense!

It's disgraceful.
It's a scandal.

The whole civilized world
is shocked by it.

It's disgraceful.
It's a scandal.

Nobody knows that
better than you, Henri.

It's disgraceful.
It's a scandal.

Oh, yes, my dear.

It's disgraceful.
It's a scandal.

You are one of the few
senators of the Republic

it's disgraceful.
It's a scandal.

Who have dared
to stand out against evil.

It's disgraceful.
It's a scandal.

I suppose it was my duty.

It's disgraceful.
It's a scandal.

Oh, I respect you for it.

It's disgraceful.
It's a scandal.

Though sometimes I must confess,

it's disgraceful.
It's a scandal.

I fear for you.
Fear for me?

It's disgraceful.
It's a scandal.

To oppose this
underworld of vice

it's disgraceful.
It's a scandal.

May endanger your very life.

It's disgraceful.
It's a scandal.

Well, it was your idea.

It's disgraceful.
It's a scandal.

Somebody had to speak out.
As I've always said,

it's disgraceful.
It's a scandal.

If you want something done,
you must do it yourself.

It's disgraceful.
It's a scandal.

Well, my dear, I must be
off to the senate.

It's disgraceful.
It's a scandal.

We've a sitting that may
go on most of the night.

It's disgraceful.
It's a scandal.

The women of France
will never forget

it's disgraceful.
It's a scandal.

What you're doing
for them, Henri.

It's disgraceful.
It's a scandal.

I hope not.
Good night.

It's disgraceful.
It's a scandal.

It's disgraceful.
It's a scandal.

Anything to report?

There's not
a sign of him, monsieur.

Anything to report?

Everyone has been
shown his photograph.

Anything to report?

Watch carefully.
He's a devil.

Anything to report?

Good evening,
monsieur Lucoville.

Good evening, Madame Otero.

Good evening,
monsieur Lucoville.

How is business?
Up a little on last week.

Good evening,
Monsieur Lucoville.

Uh-huh. And how is the new
cheap champagne going?

Good evening,
monsieur Lucoville.

We serve it after midnight,

good evening,
monsieur Lucoville.

We charge the same price,
and nobody notices.

Good evening,
monsieur Lucoville.

Excellent.

Good evening,
monsieur Lucoville.

You have been warned
to look out for a certain man.

Good evening,
monsieur Lucoville.

I have his picture here.

Good evening,
monsieur Lucoville.

He will not pass.
Excellent.

Good evening,
monsieur Lucoville.

I am informed that one
may find here

the most suitable
arrangements for the night.

I am informed that one
may find here

Monsieur Le Comte De...

I am informed that one
may find here

certainly, your excellency.

I am informed that one
may find here

we shall arrange for you
something special.

I am informed that one
may find here

good evening.

Just one moment.

My dear count, it's a pleasure
to welcome you to our house.

Well, madame, I am incognito.
But of course.

My dear count, it's a pleasure
to welcome you to our house.

You will be one of our
best-known unknown visitors.

My dear count, it's a pleasure
to welcome you to our house.

This way.

My dear count, it's a pleasure
to welcome you to our house.

Phillippe, champagne
in the swan room at once.

My dear count, it's a pleasure
to welcome you to our house.

Absolutely hopeless.
This one has knock-knees

and this one has
the most frightful

absolutely hopeless.
This one has knock-knees

hangdog look about her.

Absolutely hopeless.
This one has knock-knees

and as for this one,

absolutely hopeless.
This one has knock-knees

I seem to remember her at least
five years ago in Le sphinx.

Absolutely hopeless.
This one has knock-knees

Absolutely hopeless.
This one has knock-knees

I demand something different,
something fresh.

Absolutely hopeless.
This one has knock-knees

but your excellency has seen

absolutely hopeless.
This one has knock-knees

the most beautiful girls
in the house!

Absolutely hopeless.
This one has knock-knees

damn it! Damn it!
I demand to see the director.

Absolutely hopeless.
This one has knock-knees

but he does not concern himself
with the customers, excellency.

Absolutely hopeless.
This one has knock-knees

he will concern himself
with me, madame.

Absolutely hopeless.
This one has knock-knees

you tell monsieur Lucoville
to come here now!

Absolutely hopeless.
This one has knock-knees

and get these miserable
creatures out of here!

Absolutely hopeless.
This one has knock-knees

of course, excellency.
Spank to your pleasure,

absolutely hopeless.
This one has knock-knees

your excellency, your honor.

Absolutely hopeless.
This one has knock-knees

oh! Allez, Vite!

Absolutely hopeless.
This one has knock-knees

good evening. I was recommended
to you by lord bostwick.

Lord bostwick? Yes,
he's a very old customer.

Good evening. I was recommended
to you by lord bostwick.

He knows we like to cater
for the English taste.

Good evening. I was recommended
to you by lord bostwick.

Nothing I can do will
please the gentleman.

Good evening. I was recommended
to you by lord bostwick.

Nothing you can do.
I don't wonder.

Good evening. I was recommended
to you by lord bostwick.

Let someone else try.

Good evening. I was recommended
to you by lord bostwick.

Surely this is a place
of assignation?

It is certainly not a convent.

Surely this is a place
of assignation?

Just stay here.
I'll tell madame.

Surely this is a place
of assignation?

How very interesting.

Surely this is a place
of assignation?

I must make some notes.

The count wants
something different.

I must make some notes.

Excuse me.
There is a new girl.

I must make some notes.

No, not now.

I must make some notes.

That's the most exciting
creature in the place!

But she looks
completely innocent.

That's the most exciting
creature in the place!

Yes, exactly.

That's the most exciting
creature in the place!

That's the most exciting
creature in the place!

I am the patron, mademoiselle.

That's the most exciting
creature in the place!

How do you do?

That's the most exciting
creature in the place!

Come this way, please.

That's the most exciting
creature in the place!

I wonder if I might ask
you one or two questions.

That's the most exciting
creature in the place!

Don't worry, Chérie,

that's the most exciting
creature in the place!

He doesn't want
anyone experienced.

That's the most exciting
creature in the place!

Entrez.

Your excellency,
it is an honor to meet you.

I have found you
something entirely fresh.

Your excellency,
it is an honor to meet you.

What delightful surprises you
have up your sleeve, patron.

Your excellency,
it is an honor to meet you.

In there. In there.

Your excellency,
it is an honor to meet you.

For the exceptional customer,
there is always something...

how shall I say...

For the exceptional customer,
there is always something...

special.

For the exceptional customer,
there is always something...

special, yes. The room is to
your satisfaction, excellency?

For the exceptional customer,
there is always something...

they have sent you champagne.

For the exceptional customer,
there is always something...

it's on the house, of course.

For the exceptional customer,
there is always something...

oui, oui, oui, oui.

For the exceptional customer,
there is always something...

where is that girl?

For the exceptional customer,
there is always something...

where are you?

For the exceptional customer,
there is always something...

tell me. Are all the rooms
decorated in this fashion?

For the exceptional customer,
there is always something...

what are you doing, girl?

For the exceptional customer,
there is always something...

the count doesn't want
to be kept waiting.

For the exceptional customer,
there is always something...

get your clothes off.

For the exceptional customer,
there is always something...

For the exceptional customer,
there is always something...

For the exceptional customer,
there is always something...

dear, dear chairman,
is this fair?

I am unarmed.

Dear, dear chairman,
is this fair?

Of course.

Dear, dear chairman,
is this fair?

You see, you're slack
as well as degenerate.

Dear, dear chairman,
is this fair?

I really must apologize...

Dear, dear chairman,
is this fair?

It's you.

Dear, dear chairman,
is this fair?

Pierre. Gaston.
In there.

What's a girl like you doing
in a place like this?

I thought it was a hotel.
Lucoville: Break down the door.

What's a girl like you doing
in a place like this?

Let's get out of the window.
You stay here.

What's a girl like you doing
in a place like this?

You can't leave me
in a place like this.

What's a girl like you doing
in a place like this?

Your bed, miss winter.
You lie on it.

What's a girl like you doing
in a place like this?

Lucoville:
Shoot off the lock.

What's a girl like you doing
in a place like this?

All right.
Come on.

Let's cut through here.

Let's cut through here.

No, perhaps not.

Let's cut through here.

Let's cut through here.

Let's cut through here.

It's a raid. It's a raid.
It's a raid.

Let's cut through here.

My God, it's a raid!
A raid, patron.

Let's cut through here.

Don't panic, gentlemen!

Let's cut through here.

Client: What's the meaning
of this intrusion?

Let's cut through here.

A madman has seized one
of my girls against her will.

Let's cut through here.

Impossible.
Lucoville: Carry on, gentlemen!

Let's cut through here.

The emergency will soon be over.

Let's cut through here.

Jacques, champagne
on the house for our guests!

Let's cut through here.

Search the whole place!

Oh, Mallon, my dear fellow,

how nice to see you.
Au revoir.

Oh, Mallon, my dear fellow,

we must go in somewhere.

I begin to suspect
you're protecting my virtue.

I'm afraid it will
now have to look after itself.

I begin to suspect
you're protecting my virtue.

You're too beautiful, Chérie.

I dare not look at you.

You're too beautiful, Chérie.

No! No!
I can wait no longer!

You're too beautiful, Chérie.

You're too beautiful, Chérie.

Quick!
The stairs.

No!
Don't shoot the customers!

No!
Don't shoot the customers!

In there, patron.

Now we have him trapped.
Shoot the lock.

In there, patron.

It's no use, patron.
He's bolted the door.

In there, patron.

In there, patron.

Very well. We'll smoke him out.

You've got us
into a pretty pickle.

I have?

You've got us
into a pretty pickle.

You're not here
at my invitation.

You've got us
into a pretty pickle.

Well, how do we get out?

You've got us
into a pretty pickle.

All problems are capable
of solution.

You've got us
into a pretty pickle.

Keep your guns ready.

Keep your guns ready.

Gas.

A laundry chute.

I told you there's
always a solution.

A laundry chute.

It is exceedingly small.

A laundry chute.

Fortunately, I am not too fat,

a laundry chute.

And you are positively skinny.

A laundry chute.

Skinny.
Come along.

A laundry chute.

We've got a little while. Get on
the floor, please, miss winter.

A laundry chute.

I beg your pardon!
Gas.

A laundry chute.

It's lighter than air, you see.

A laundry chute.

It will fill the room
from the ceiling...

A laundry chute.

Downwards.

A laundry chute.

It won't take long.
Long enough.

A laundry chute.

By the way,
this commodious bag of yours

a laundry chute.

Wouldn't by any chance
contain such a thing

a laundry chute.

As a first-aid kit, would it?

A laundry chute.

Do not arrest anyone wearing
the Légion D'honneur!

Surely you do not wish to harm

do not arrest anyone wearing
the Légion D'honneur!

That innocent young lady.

Do not arrest anyone wearing
the Légion D'honneur!

Come out and face the music.

Do not arrest anyone wearing
the Légion D'honneur!

When they burst the door open,

they'll strike
these matches alight.

When they burst the door open,

the room will become a bomb.

When they burst the door open,

now, miss winter...
yes.

I thought I told you
to keep close to the floor!

Now, miss winter...
yes.

Yes, I will...

Miss winter?

Yes, I will...

Monsieur inspector,
we have nothing to hide.

Yes, I will...

I assure you that this is
a perfectly respectable hotel.

Yes, I will...

En avant!

Lucoville:
Now, open the door, Ivan.

We might even make a bargain.

If I was to become
vice chairman...

We might even make a bargain.

We might even make a bargain.

He's drawing the bolts!

I knew you'd see reason, Ivan.

He's drawing the bolts!

I can't manage the lock.

He's drawing the bolts!

It's... it's the gas!
The gas!

We'll have to break in.

It's... it's the gas!
The gas!

Quick, quick!
Break open the door!

It's... it's the gas!
The gas!

No, no, no!
Out of the way!

I always say,
if you want something done,

no, no, no!
Out of the way!

You've got to do it yourself.

No, no, no!
Out of the way!

Stand back!
Champagne on the house!

No, no, no!
Out of the way!

Come on, you.
No use hiding in here.

Been at the bottle, have you?

Come on, you.
No use hiding in here.

Put her in the wagon
with the others.

Come on, you.
No use hiding in here.

Come on, you.
No use hiding in here.

Come on, you.
No use hiding in here.

Let me go, please!
Let me go!

I am a British citizen!

I demand to see
the British ambassador!

Good morning.
Good God.

May I come in?

Thanks to those
ridiculous policemen,

I nearly missed the train.

I thought I'd given
you the slip.

Thank you, it was
most considerate.

There was a first-class ticket
to Zurich in the pocket.

An oversight.

Miss winter, our rules do not
allow our clients to supervise

The execution
of their commissions.

Oh, I'm not doing that.

I'm just covering the story
in the course of my profession.

Our records didn't disclose
you were a journalist.

Well, this is
my first assignment.

May I ask, for which newspaper
you are writing?

For the daily...

For the daily press, at large.

Women are not yet accepted
in the journalistic profession.

But when I have this story,
anyone will employ me.

It will strike
a great blow for women.

Well, miss winter...

If anybody is to write the story
of this epic adventure,

It is only right
that it should be you.

Oh, thank you.

And since you're
to be my constant shadow,

I suppose I'd better feed you.

Shall we adjourn
to the dining car for luncheon?

But how can I accept
your point of view?

To take life is
the ultimate wrong.

But how can I accept
your point of view?

It's basic to all
civilized ethics.

But how can I accept
your point of view?

Really, miss winters.

But how can I accept
your point of view?

You accept, I suppose,
the gallows,

but how can I accept
your point of view?

The guillotine
and the gas chamber.

But how can I accept
your point of view?

And not to mention
the field of battle.

But how can I accept
your point of view?

Brandy?

No, thank you.
I never touch spirits.

Brandy?

Pity.
Taken in moderation,

Brandy?

It can greatly clarify the mind.

Brandy?

Thank you.
My mind is perfectly clear

Brandy?

On one topic that concerns us:

Brandy?

All killing is wrong.

Brandy?

And yet you commissioned mine.

Brandy?

That was quite different.

Brandy?

You don't go into
a butcher to buy a steak

Brandy?

And question his morality
in killing the cow.

Brandy?

Really, you're impossible.
I shall return to my carriage.

Brandy?

Shall I accompany you?
No, thank you.

Brandy?

I'm sure you are the one
in need of the Brandy.

Brandy?

Cognac, monsieur?
Please.

Thank you.

Cognac, monsieur?
Please.

Excellent, an '88.
Anything further, sir?

Cognac, monsieur?
Please.

Just a cigar, thank you.
A cigar.

Cognac, monsieur?
Please.

That'll be all, thank you.

Not quite all, Ivan.

That'll be all, thank you.

Popescu?

What a marvelous makeup.

You know, these new
Leichner Waxes are fantastic!

What a marvelous makeup.

Thank you, Ivan.

What a marvelous makeup.

And now there is much
sadness in the world,

what a marvelous makeup.

And there must be a little more.

What a marvelous makeup.

Won't you at least permit me
to finish my Brandy and cigar?

What a marvelous makeup.

The drink certainly,
the cigar will take too long.

What a marvelous makeup.

The kitchen staff won't stay
locked in the galley forever.

What a marvelous makeup.

While you were enjoying
yourself in Paris, Ivan,

what a marvelous makeup.

I was preparing this operation.

What a marvelous makeup.

You will admit it has
the merit of surprise.

What a marvelous makeup.

What's this?

"Popescu...
Romanian businessman...

What's this?

"Falls from Paris-Zurich
express." Et cetera...

What's this?

"Burns on body"?

What's this?

What did that young devil
do to him?

What's this?

The toast is absent friends.

What's this?

Lucoville was a fool.

What's this?

Any business with women
is bad business.

What's this?

But popescu
will be a great loss.

What's this?

Does your agent report
where our chairman is now?

What's this?

Not yet. But she is
a very able young woman,

what's this?

And I'm sure that we shall
hear something quite soon.

What's this?

That idiot in Liechtenstein!

His talent lay in company fraud.

That idiot in Liechtenstein!

Certainly not in
handling explosives.

That idiot in Liechtenstein!

Things are not going well,
Muntzov.

I want this matter
finished quickly.

Things are not going well,
Muntzov.

Political tension
is growing in Europe.

Things are not going well,
Muntzov.

The bureau
is the instrument I need.

Things are not going well,
Muntzov.

Weiss understands
the value of money.

Things are not going well,
Muntzov.

I'm sure we can rely on
Swiss efficiency in Zurich.

Things are not going well,
Muntzov.

Suspect everyone!

Do you understand?
Everyone.

Suspect everyone!

The man is a master
of disguises.

Suspect everyone!

Better to be safe than sorry.

Suspect everyone!

If we spot him, what do we do?
I told you.

Ring the bell to my office.
But on no account

if we spot him, what do we do?
I told you.

Wink an eyelid even.

If we spot him, what do we do?
I told you.

Otherwise, you are a dead man.

If we spot him, what do we do?
I told you.

Right. Go to your places,
everyone!

Open the doors!

Is this where
they keep the money?

Well, yes, Mein Herr.

Is this where
they keep the money?

What...?
What did you require?

Is this where
they keep the money?

The mountains are full
of thieves. Nothing is safe.

Is this where
they keep the money?

Bad luck, Ivan!

You don't fool me
with this, my boy.

Bad luck, Ivan!

In Switzerland
we are efficient, yes?

Bad luck, Ivan!

What are you doing?
My box! Take care of my box!

Bad luck, Ivan!

The box.

Of course. The box.

The box.

Throw it out into the street.
What?

The box.

Throw it out before it goes off.

The box.

The game is up, Ivan.

The box.

Come back! Come back!
My box! My savings!

The box.

Stop it, Ivan.

The box.

The game is up.

The box.

Whoa.

I never know if I can trust you.

My dear, you know
I might be recognized anywhere.

I never know if I can trust you.

Simply hand it in for the
attention of the director.

I never know if I can trust you.

That's all.
Very well.

I never know if I can trust you.

You're a villain.
I beg you...

Thief!
Give me my money.

You're a villain.
I beg you...

Old man: They told me you
would look after my money.

You're a villain.
I beg you...

And what do you do?
You throw it in the gutter!

You're a villain.
I beg you...

I want my money!
Give it to me!

You're a villain.
I beg you...

Excuse me.

You're a villain.
I beg you...

Yes, mademoiselle.

I have something
for the director.

Yes, mademoiselle.

What? What? What?
What is it?

Well, she has something
for the director.

What? What? What?
What is it?

Half-wit. Idiot!

My apologies, mademoiselle.

Take it, man.
Put it in my office!

My apologies, mademoiselle.

Thump: A terrible
misunderstanding, Mein Herr.

Get away!

What are you all standing here
for? Get back to work!

All of you!
Get back to work.

What are you all standing here
for? Get back to work!

What exactly was in that case?

Oh, purely technical details.

What exactly was in that case?

They belong to our
research department.

What exactly was in that case?

We have some very brilliant
scientists working for us.

What exactly was in that case?

When they make
some little discovery,

what exactly was in that case?

They like to deposit their
secrets in a safe place.

What exactly was in that case?

What exactly was in that case?

I think they'll be pleased
with the result.

There is no one in the army
to match you, Herr general.

Congratulations, Herr general.

There is no one in the army
to match you, Herr general.

Congratulate the lieutenant.

There is no one in the army
to match you, Herr general.

It is not a disgrace
to be beaten

there is no one in the army
to match you, Herr general.

By the ex-champion
of all Germany.

There is no one in the army
to match you, Herr general.

You will bear the scars
of your general's saber.

There is no one in the army
to match you, Herr general.

Carry them with honor,
lieutenant.

There is no one in the army
to match you, Herr general.

What is the army coming to?

Take him away and stitch him up!

What is the army coming to?

A visitor, Herr general.

What is the army coming to?

Lord bostwick.

What is the army coming to?

Ah, general, I'm glad you're
keeping your hand in.

What is the army coming to?

I'm on my way from Essen.
Alfred Krupp sends his regards.

What is the army coming to?

Can we talk privately?
Leave us.

What is the army coming to?

You've heard the news
from Zurich?

What is the army coming to?

So much for the efficient Swiss.

What is the army coming to?

Ja, ja.
Always one must be alert.

What is the army coming to?

And to be alert,
you must be fit.

What is the army coming to?

En Garde!

What is the army coming to?

What is the army coming to?

Absent friends.

For heaven's sake,
stop it, Muntzov!

Absent friends.

I've a good mind to send you
back to Petrograd.

Absent friends.

No, no, we don't want
to risk any more of us.

Absent friends.

Well, this fooling
has got to stop.

Absent friends.

What good is the bureau to me
with its best members gone?

Absent friends.

The cream still remains.

Absent friends.

Prove it, general, in Vienna.

Absent friends.

Our young chairman
is on his way there now.

Absent friends.

We have no one in Vienna.
Send someone.

Absent friends.

It will be arranged.

To poor Ivan.

Drunken idiot. Young Dragomiloff
is worth ten of you.

What a tragedy that he lacks
the vision to go along with me.

His whole romantic notion
on moral killing is out-of-date.

What a tragedy that he lacks
the vision to go along with me.

If only he could realize
that our organization

what a tragedy that he lacks
the vision to go along with me.

Is the most lethal instrument
of power ever conceived.

What a tragedy that he lacks
the vision to go along with me.

The assassination bureau
is a political weapon

what a tragedy that he lacks
the vision to go along with me.

Or it is nothing.

What a tragedy that he lacks
the vision to go along with me.

Properly used, as I can use it,

what a tragedy that he lacks
the vision to go along with me.

It could bring down governments,
dynasties and empires.

What a tragedy that he lacks
the vision to go along with me.

I could rule
the destiny of Europe.

What a tragedy that he lacks
the vision to go along with me.

Great things are afoot.

What a tragedy that he lacks
the vision to go along with me.

Sell everything you possess,
my friends,

and buy shares in armaments.

Sell everything you possess,
my friends,

Krupp, Skoda, Vickers-Armstrong.
Take your pick.

Sell everything you possess,
my friends,

Europe is already in ferment!

Sell everything you possess,
my friends,

Sell everything you possess,
my friends,

Good morning, miss winter.
Good morning.

You evidently
sleep well in Vienna.

Good morning, miss winter.
Good morning.

A luxury I appreciate.

Good morning, miss winter.
Good morning.

Our bureau hasn't a branch here.

Good morning, miss winter.
Good morning.

A day off
is a pleasant prospect.

Good morning, miss winter.
Good morning.

Are you impressed with the
emperor's forces? Thank you.

Good morning, miss winter.
Good morning.

How ridiculous men are.

Good morning, miss winter.
Good morning.

All this dressing up
and rattling of sabers.

Good morning, miss winter.
Good morning.

Who's that barbarous gentleman
taking the salute?

Good morning, miss winter.
Good morning.

Prince Ferdinand of Ruthenia.
He's Austria's Balkan puppet.

Good morning, miss winter.
Good morning.

He's here in Vienna
to be impressed

good morning, miss winter.
Good morning.

By his master's military might.

Good morning, miss winter.
Good morning.

When will we learn
that force is meaningless?

Good morning, miss winter.
Good morning.

Never. After all, you're
paying to have me killed

good morning, miss winter.
Good morning.

Because you believe that
you are right and I am wrong.

Good morning, miss winter.
Good morning.

It's nothing personal.
It's just that...

Good morning, miss winter.
Good morning.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Die, Ruthenian dogs,
long live Carpathia!

Long live Carpathia!

Die, Ruthenian dogs,
long live Carpathia!

Thank you, miss winter.

I... I thought...

Thank you, miss winter.

That the bullet
was meant for me.

Thank you, miss winter.

Unfortunately,
I have no monopoly

thank you, miss winter.

In the assassination business.

Thank you, miss winter.

Now, I insist that
you have a Brandy.

Thank you, miss winter.

No, thank you, I...

thank you, miss winter.

Well, you can't deny that
your mind needs clarifying.

Thank you, miss winter.

You're paying to have me killed,

thank you, miss winter.

Yet when you think I might be,
you try to save my life.

Thank you, miss winter.

A revelation comparable
with Saint Paul's at tarsus.

Thank you, miss winter.

Well, surely that calls
for a celebration.

Thank you, miss winter.

Thank you, miss winter.

Thank you, miss winter.

I'm quite out of breath.

You're a very good dancer.
Of course.

I'm quite out of breath.

My father liked me to excel...

I'm quite out of breath.

In everything.

I'm quite out of breath.

Your father.
You know something,

I'm quite out of breath.

I don't think you've
ever really grown up.

I'm quite out of breath.

I was born old.
Well, maybe that's the trouble.

I'm quite out of breath.

Now, while we're in Vienna,

I'm quite out of breath.

There's a certain
Professor Freud...

I'm quite out of breath.

Don't mention that name.

I'm quite out of breath.

To meddle
with my basic instincts

I'm quite out of breath.

Would be professional suicide.

I'm quite out of breath.

That's what I had in mind.

I'm quite out of breath.

I like it here.
Good.

You wait till you
taste the blutwurst.

I like it here.
Good.

Where's that waiter got to?

I like it here.
Good.

Get me his apron.

Put the bomb inside the sausage.

Get me his apron.

Quickly, man, and be careful.
Mind the knife!

Get me his apron.

The slightest touch of metal
will set it off.

Get me his apron.

Patrons: ♪ drink to the
days the days going by ♪

♪ Some day we'll meet again ♪

Patrons: ♪ drink to the
days the days going by ♪

♪ Remember me till then ♪

Patrons: ♪ drink to the
days the days going by ♪

♪ While we're young
while we're young ♪

Patrons: ♪ drink to the
days the days going by ♪

♪ There are songs to be sung ♪

Patrons: ♪ drink to the
days the days going by ♪

♪ And a pledge that's
warm and gay ♪

Patrons: ♪ drink to the
days the days going by ♪

♪ I promise to remember you ♪

Patrons: ♪ drink to the
days the days going by ♪

♪ The way you are today ♪

Patrons: ♪ drink to the
days the days going by ♪

♪ While we're young
while we're young ♪

Patrons: ♪ drink to the
days the days going by ♪

♪ There are songs to be sung ♪

Patrons: ♪ drink to the
days the days going by ♪

♪ And a pledge that's
warm and gay ♪

Patrons: ♪ drink to the
days the days going by ♪

Excellencies.

Patrons: ♪ drink to the
days the days going by ♪

The archduke Ferdinand
of Ruthenia

patrons: ♪ drink to the
days the days going by ♪

Has decided to pay an impromptu

patrons: ♪ drink to the
days the days going by ♪

Visit to your establishment.

Patrons: ♪ drink to the
days the days going by ♪

It is an honor, excellency.

Patrons: ♪ drink to the
days the days going by ♪

His highness wants
a little relaxation.

Patrons: ♪ drink to the
days the days going by ♪

Naturally, we were against it,
after this morning's incident.

Patrons: ♪ drink to the
days the days going by ♪

You will be responsible
for seeing

patrons: ♪ drink to the
days the days going by ♪

That everything is in order.

Patrons: ♪ drink to the
days the days going by ♪

Of course, excellency.

Patrons: ♪ drink to the
days the days going by ♪

This is a most
respectable establishment.

Patrons: ♪ drink to the
days the days going by ♪

I hope not. I told you,
he wanted some relaxation.

Patrons: ♪ drink to the
days the days going by ♪

Now, leave it to me and get out!

Patrons:
♪ lift up your glass on high ♪

♪ Drink to the days
the days going by ♪

Patrons:
♪ lift up your glass on high ♪

♪ Some day we'll meet again ♪

Patrons:
♪ lift up your glass on high ♪

♪ Remember me till then ♪

Patrons:
♪ lift up your glass on high ♪

♪ While we're young
while we're young ♪

Patrons:
♪ lift up your glass on high ♪

♪ There are songs to be sung ♪

Patrons:
♪ lift up your glass on high ♪

♪ And a pledge that's
warm and gay ♪

Patrons:
♪ lift up your glass on high ♪

♪ I promise to remember you ♪

Patrons:
♪ lift up your glass on high ♪

♪ The way you are today ♪

Patrons:
♪ lift up your glass on high ♪

♪ While we're young
while we're young ♪

Patrons:
♪ lift up your glass on high ♪

♪ There are songs to be sung ♪

Patrons:
♪ lift up your glass on high ♪

♪ And a pledge that's
warm and gay ♪

Patrons:
♪ lift up your glass on high ♪

♪ I promise to remember you ♪

Patrons:
♪ lift up your glass on high ♪

♪ The way you are today ♪

Patrons:
♪ lift up your glass on high ♪

Ah, the blutwurst.

Patrons:
♪ lift up your glass on high ♪

Here we are, Mein Herr,

patrons:
♪ lift up your glass on high ♪

The Riesen blutwurst,

patrons:
♪ lift up your glass on high ♪

The greatest delicacy
in all Vienna.

Patrons:
♪ lift up your glass on high ♪

The pigs for the blutwurst

patrons:
♪ lift up your glass on high ♪

Are bred here
in our Vienna woods.

Patrons:
♪ lift up your glass on high ♪

They were slaughtered
only this morning.

Patrons:
♪ lift up your glass on high ♪

The blood must be quite fresh.
Yes, yes.

Patrons:
♪ lift up your glass on high ♪

In Vienna we have the best
of everything.

Patrons:
♪ lift up your glass on high ♪

Enjoy yourselves.

Patrons:
♪ lift up your glass on high ♪

Patrons: ♪ and drink it down,
down down, down, down ♪

Patrons:
♪ lift up your glass on high ♪

♪ Down, down, down down, down ♪

Patrons:
♪ lift up your glass on high ♪

♪ Lift up your glass on high ♪

Patrons:
♪ lift up your glass on high ♪

♪ Drink to the days
the days gone by ♪

Patrons:
♪ lift up your glass on high ♪

Waiter!

Patrons:
♪ lift up your glass on high ♪

Patrons:
♪ some day we'll meet again ♪

Patrons:
♪ lift up your glass on high ♪

♪ Remember me till then ♪

Patrons:
♪ lift up your glass on high ♪

♪ Lift up your glass on high ♪

Patrons:
♪ lift up your glass on high ♪

Oh, a sausage!
But what did I say?

Patrons:
♪ lift up your glass on high ♪

This is indeed a place of fun!

Patrons:
♪ lift up your glass on high ♪

Excellency, apologies.
Allow me.

Patrons:
♪ lift up your glass on high ♪

No, no, no.
Put it on the table.

Patrons:
♪ lift up your glass on high ♪

The blutwurst
is my favorite dish.

Patrons:
♪ lift up your glass on high ♪

Bring me a knife.

Patrons:
♪ lift up your glass on high ♪

Come on!
But why? Why are we going?

Patrons:
♪ lift up your glass on high ♪

You're acting completely
like a lunatic!

It was just warming up in there.

You're acting completely
like a lunatic!

You're acting completely
like a lunatic!

Evidently.

You're acting completely
like a lunatic!

That poor man.
Archduke Ferdie?

Waste no tears on him.

That poor man.
Archduke Ferdie?

A petty tyrant,
if ever there was one.

That poor man.
Archduke Ferdie?

An historic event,
never the less.

That poor man.
Archduke Ferdie?

You should make
an excellent journalist.

That poor man.
Archduke Ferdie?

You're always on the spot.

That poor man.
Archduke Ferdie?

But that bomb was meant for you.

That poor man.
Archduke Ferdie?

Precisely.

That poor man.
Archduke Ferdie?

I thought you said the bureau
had no one here in Vienna.

That poor man.
Archduke Ferdie?

They sent someone.

That poor man.
Archduke Ferdie?

I wonder how they
knew I was here.

That poor man.
Archduke Ferdie?

Perhaps you've been followed.

Indeed. I have,
my dear. By you.

Perhaps you've been followed.

Me?

Perhaps you've been followed.

At Lord Bostwick's command,
no doubt.

Perhaps you've been followed.

How did you know?
He said not to say...

perhaps you've been followed.

I presume he also
failed to tell you

perhaps you've been followed.

That he was vice chairman
of our bureau.

Perhaps you've been followed.

Lord bostwick?

Perhaps you've been followed.

I can't believe it.

Oh, a man of many parts.

I can't believe it.

He's a villain.

I can't believe it.

Well, he'll hear
no more from you.

I can't believe it.

On the contrary. I intend
to keep him fully informed.

I can't believe it.

You what?

I can't believe it.

I want to know exactly why
he wants control of the bureau.

I can't believe it.

I shall wire him at once
you're on your way to Venice.

I can't believe it.

Bostwick: My dear man, can't you
make any more of it than this?

I can't believe it.

There's nothing but facts!

I can't believe it.

We don't want to inflame
a delicate situation.

I can't believe it.

Ruthenia and Carpathia
are mere puppets!

I can't believe it.

Russia and Austria
pull the strings.

I can't believe it.

So punch in some big headlines:

I can't believe it.

"Russia warns Austria"!
"Austria warns Russia"!

I can't believe it.

"The kaiser summons
his general staff"!

I can't believe it.

Your lordship, of course, has
private sources of information?

I can't believe it.

Of course.
So get on with it, man.

I can't believe it.

We're running a newspaper.
Give them news!

I can't believe it.

This is a stroke
of luck, Muntzov.

Ferdinand's death is the spark
I needed. Cheer up now.

This is a stroke
of luck, Muntzov.

To a Russian, death
is a serious matter.

This is a stroke
of luck, Muntzov.

Life is no joke, either.

This is a stroke
of luck, Muntzov.

But time is running out.

This is a stroke
of luck, Muntzov.

I've got my new members picked.

This is a stroke
of luck, Muntzov.

But I need the bureau
in my hands now.

This is a stroke
of luck, Muntzov.

We must make sure once
and for all in Venice.

This is a stroke
of luck, Muntzov.

Thank heaven for Cesare Spado.

This is a stroke
of luck, Muntzov.

He has all the skill
of the Borgias.

This is a stroke
of luck, Muntzov.

All my friends in London tell me

this is a stroke
of luck, Muntzov.

I'm getting a little fat.

This is a stroke
of luck, Muntzov.

I can't resist.

This is a stroke
of luck, Muntzov.

My dearest one! You haven't put
Vanilla in the Zabaglione!

You know how I dislike it!

My dearest one! You haven't put
vanilla in the Zabaglione!

Nonsense, Cesare.
Just peel of tangerine.

I prepared it myself.

Nonsense, Cesare.
Just peel of tangerine.

There's not a drop
of vanilla in it.

Nonsense, Cesare.
Just peel of tangerine.

I can taste it distinctly.

Nonsense, Cesare.
Just peel of tangerine.

There is positively no vanilla
in the Zabaglione.

Nonsense, Cesare.
Just peel of tangerine.

Taste it again.

Nonsense, Cesare.
Just peel of tangerine.

Perhaps you're right.

Eat it up now or I shall be
very offended.

Perhaps you're right.

I will not speak to you.

Perhaps you're right.

Or let you...

Perhaps you're right.

No, no, no.
Eleanora, my angel...

It's delicious.

I tell everyone
your cooking is supreme.

It's delicious.

The taste has quite disappeared.

It's delicious.

You've outdone yourself,
my darling.

It's delicious.

Eleanora, my dear,
it's just possible that a man

with whom I have some
business connections

eleanora, my dear,
it's just possible that a man

may call at the house

eleanora, my dear,
it's just possible that a man

I would prefer not to see him.
As you wish.

Eleanora, my dear,
it's just possible that a man

his name is Dragomiloff,

Eleanora, my dear,
it's just possible that a man

but he may not declare himself.

Eleanora, my dear,
it's just possible that a man

I would like you to describe
carefully anyone who may call.

Eleanora, my dear,
it's just possible that a man

what a dreadful fuss.

Eleanora, my dear,
it's just possible that a man

this is our finest view,

the room signor Dragomiloff
always prefers, signora.

This is our finest view,

you will see
the sun rise up behind

this is our finest view,

the Santa Maria Della salute.

This is our finest view,

it is a sight never
to be forgotten.

This is our finest view,

a little misunderstanding,
I'm afraid.

This is our finest view,

I am not a signora
and shall therefore

this is our finest view,

require a separate room.

This is our finest view,

Scusi, signorina.
What a pity.

This is our finest view,

I hope you have another
equally delightful room.

This is our finest view,

the room, yes, signor.
The view, no.

This is our finest view,

I have only a room at the back.

This is our finest view,

then the signorina
must have this room.

This is our finest view,

oh, no.
No, I insist.

This is our finest view,

take my luggage to whatever
room. I'll see you later.

This is our finest view,

it is a very
delightful room, signor.

This is our finest view,

I assure, you will
be most comfortable.

This is our finest view,

I'm sure I will.
Thank you very much indeed.

This is our finest view,

well, it seems we have
a married look.

This is our finest view,

because you're after
my blood, no doubt.

Don't talk nonsense.
We've got no time to waste.

Because you're after
my blood, no doubt.

What on earth are you doing?
One can't be too careful.

My dear friend Spado might have
left me a welcoming present.

What on earth are you doing?
One can't be too careful.

What on earth are you doing?
One can't be too careful.

That's all clear.
Bombs aren't the Italian line.

What on earth are you doing?
One can't be too careful.

They prefer more subtle methods.

What on earth are you doing?
One can't be too careful.

Well, the sooner you
talk to him the better.

Isn't it time you left?

Well, the sooner you
talk to him the better.

Miss winter.

Well, the sooner you
talk to him the better.

Since our relationship
became less formal,

I observe a tendency
on your part to nag.

Since our relationship
became less formal,

sometimes you can
be very irritating.

Since our relationship
became less formal,

I have been told that.

Since our relationship
became less formal,

now, you stay in this room
until I return, understand?

Since our relationship
became less formal,

absolutely no one is allowed in.

Since our relationship
became less formal,

if you wish to sleep,
lock the windows.

Since our relationship
became less formal,

the balcony's an easy climb.

Since our relationship
became less formal,

and just to be on the safe side,

since our relationship
became less formal,

I will lock you in
and keep the key.

Since our relationship
became less formal,

but this is absurd. If your man,
Spado, is so dangerous,

since our relationship
became less formal,

how can you hope to win
him over to our plan?

Since our relationship
became less formal,

Cesare and my father
were very close.

Since our relationship
became less formal,

I doubt whether he'd
gone the way of the others

since our relationship
became less formal,

had it not been
for such a demanding wife.

Since our relationship
became less formal,

as usual, the woman
gets the blame.

Since our relationship
became less formal,

not without good cause,
I gather.

Since our relationship
became less formal,

I'm told that signora Spado
has considerable charms

since our relationship
became less formal,

and doesn't hesitate
to use them.

Since our relationship
became less formal,

she hasn't your high principles.

Your self-denial is
really quite remarkable.

She hasn't your high principles.

A woman's beauty
can be a lethal weapon.

She hasn't your high principles.

Oh! My God.

My darling, what can it be?

Oh! My God.

Is it something you have eaten?

Oh! My God.

It's working.

Oh! My God.

The poison, it's doing its work.

Oh! My God.

Poison?

What are you saying, Cesare?

Poison?

How could he have managed it?

Poison?

He? Who are you talking
of, my darling?

Poison?

The son of
my old friend and comrade.

Poison?

I had arranged his death,
but he has got me first.

Poison?

Cesare, you're delirious.

Poison?

There is so much
I must tell you.

Poison?

Lie still.
Angelo has gone for a doctor.

Poison?

You must hear it all.

This business I am in
with this man Dragomiloff,

you must hear it all.

It is called...

You must hear it all.

The assassination bureau.

This Englishman lord
will pay 10,000 pounds

for this man
Dragomiloff's death?

This Englishman lord
will pay 10,000 pounds

pieces of silver.
Pieces of silver.

This Englishman lord
will pay 10,000 pounds

many pieces.

This Englishman lord
will pay 10,000 pounds

can you forgive me?

This Englishman lord
will pay 10,000 pounds

it was for you that I did
these dreadful things.

This Englishman lord
will pay 10,000 pounds

but you are so tender,
so innocent.

This Englishman lord
will pay 10,000 pounds

what can you know
of assassination?

This Englishman lord
will pay 10,000 pounds

Angelo:
♪ life flows along ♪

♪ Just like a boat ♪

♪ On a river ♪

♪ Just like a boat ♪

♪ All that I want is to ♪

♪ Just like a boat ♪

♪ Find a place ♪

♪ Just like a boat ♪

♪ Safe in the harbor ♪

♪ Just like a boat ♪

♪ Of love's embrace ♪

♪ Just like a boat ♪

Ivan:
Good evening.

♪ Just like a boat ♪

♪ Just like a boat ♪

Forgive my entering unannounced.

♪ Just like a boat ♪

Who are you?

♪ Just like a boat ♪

A friend of your husband.

♪ Just like a boat ♪

My husband is away.

♪ Just like a boat ♪

Strange.

♪ Just like a boat ♪

He knew I was coming.

♪ Just like a boat ♪

We had some business
to do together.

♪ Just like a boat ♪

You... you haven't
told me your name.

♪ Just like a boat ♪

My name is...

♪ Just like a boat ♪

Ivan Dragomiloff.

Signor Dragomiloff.

I've heard him talk
so often about you.

Signor Dragomiloff.

I feel we are old friends.

Signor Dragomiloff.

Me too.

Signor Dragomiloff.

I have heard much about you.

Signor Dragomiloff.

Cesare is a...
A lucky man.

Signor Dragomiloff.

May I ask you where he has gone?

Signor Dragomiloff.

I don't know.

Signor Dragomiloff.

He's just, well,
floating around.

Signor Dragomiloff.

Since you are alone, my presence
might compromise you.

Signor Dragomiloff.

Perhaps I should go.

Signor Dragomiloff.

No, no. We'll have
a glass of wine.

Signor Dragomiloff.

Do sit down.
Thank you.

Signor Dragomiloff.

How much do you know
about his business?

Oh, nothing.

How much do you know
about his business?

Well, then, you'll hardly
be able to make up

how much do you know
about his business?

For his absence, will you?

How much do you know
about his business?

Oh, I wouldn't say that.

Will you think me very wicked

if I confess to being pleased
that cesare is away?

Will you think me very wicked

I would think you
very flattering.

Will you think me very wicked

but surely that's not the reason
why you made away with him.

Will you think me very wicked

I what?!

Will you think me very wicked

oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean
to startle you.

Will you think me very wicked

how dare you accuse me
of such a thing!

Will you think me very wicked

please, let's not have
any melodramatics.

Will you think me very wicked

I saw your handsome gondolier
dispose of the body.

Will you think me very wicked

now please sit down.

Will you think me very wicked

perhaps we can come
to some arrangement.

Will you think me very wicked

one moment. Angelo,
I must deal with him.

You have a man in...
shh-shh. Not for long.

Long time, short time,
what is the difference?

You have a man in...
shh-shh. Not for long.

Don't be a fool.

You have a man in...
shh-shh. Not for long.

He knows. He saw you.
He could destroy us.

You have a man in...
shh-shh. Not for long.

Then I will fix him.
I will.

You have a man in...
shh-shh. Not for long.

My way.

You have a man in...
shh-shh. Not for long.

Go and prepare the gondola,
then wait there.

I will ring when it is done.
It will be quick this time.

Go and prepare the gondola,
then wait there.

You can't prove
your ridiculous accusation.

I hope I won't have to.

You can't prove
your ridiculous accusation.

We have plenty of time
to talk it over.

You can't prove
your ridiculous accusation.

Then let's have
another glass of wine.

You can't prove
your ridiculous accusation.

Please, close the window.
The night has grown chilly.

You can't prove
your ridiculous accusation.

Even if what you say was true,

wouldn't I have been merely
doing your job for you?

Even if what you say was true,

I thought you said

you knew nothing about
your husband's business.

I thought you said

perhaps it is now my business.

I thought you said

I thought you said

I'm sure that you'll
handle it very capably.

Thank you.

I'm sure that you'll
handle it very capably.

Please draw the curtains.

It appears we understand
each other very well.

Sit down, please.
Thank you.

It appears we understand
each other very well.

I told you I could take
my husband's place.

It appears we understand
each other very well.

What a delightful little table,
like a wheel of fortune.

It appears we understand
each other very well.

Our fortunes, it seems,

it appears we understand
each other very well.

Are to be linked.

It appears we understand
each other very well.

Shall we drink to that?
I...

It appears we understand
each other very well.

I can't drink to the unknown.

It appears we understand
each other very well.

You're not adventurous.

It appears we understand
each other very well.

I drink to it.

It appears we understand
each other very well.

Bellissima.

Get rid of him.

What a pity.

Get rid of him.

He was so young.

Get rid of him.

Angelo:
♪ all that I want is to ♪

♪ Find a place ♪

Angelo:
♪ all that I want is to ♪

♪ Safe in the harbor ♪

Angelo:
♪ all that I want is to ♪

♪ Of love's embrace ♪

Angelo:
♪ all that I want is to ♪

♪ How sweet... ♪

Angelo:
♪ all that I want is to ♪

Hmm.

Hmm.

Fortunately,
I kept wicket for Eton.

Oh, don't worry,
I've turned it off.

Fortunately,
I kept wicket for Eton.

It...

Fortunately,
I kept wicket for Eton.

It was on the canopy.

Fortunately,
I kept wicket for Eton.

Splendid. I knew these new
time bombs would come in useful.

Fortunately,
I kept wicket for Eton.

Can't you talk
anything but shop?

Fortunately,
I kept wicket for Eton.

I've nearly been killed.

Fortunately,
I kept wicket for Eton.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Fortunately,
I kept wicket for Eton.

I am sorry.

I'll never forgive myself.

This room was meant for me.

I'll never forgive myself.

I should never
have left you here.

I'll never forgive myself.

What on earth are you doing
in that ridiculous costume?

Oh. I forgot.

I regret to have to inform you

That Ivan Dragomiloff
is now dead.

What?

Yes, events took
an unexpected turn.

However, the first part of our
plot has now been achieved.

You mean they think you're dead?
Precisely.

I shall now have
to disappear into hiding.

And the rest, miss winter,
is up to you.

Now, that's what I call
a really pretty dress.

Miss winter.

Miss winter, surrender.

Why not?

Surrender is no defeat...

Why not?

For a woman.

Why not?

Why not?

Sonya: My friend has not
returned to the hotel.

He's been out all night.

Sonya: My friend has not
returned to the hotel.

I'm desperately afraid he might
have been run over.

Sonya: My friend has not
returned to the hotel.

In Venice, signorina?

Sonya: My friend has not
returned to the hotel.

Well, fallen in a canal,
anything.

Sonya: My friend has not
returned to the hotel.

Please, you must help me.
Of course, signorina.

Sonya: My friend has not
returned to the hotel.

The name of your friend?
Dragomiloff.

Sonya: My friend has not
returned to the hotel.

Ivan dragomiloff.

Sonya: My friend has not
returned to the hotel.

One moment, signorina.

Sonya: My friend has not
returned to the hotel.

Signorina, I am sorry.

I fear I have very bad news.

Signorina, I am sorry.

What?

Signorina, I am sorry.

What is it?
Your friend.

Signorina, I am sorry.

There must have
been an accident.

Signorina, I am sorry.

He has been drowned.

Signorina, I am sorry.

His body has been taken
from the canal.

Signorina, I am sorry.

I'll be all right.

There were papers with his name.

I'll be all right.

But we would like you
to identify the body,

I'll be all right.

If you are able.

I'll be all right.

Very well.

Please come this way, signorina.

Very well.

Very well.

It is...

He.

It is...

This way, signorina.

It... it... it is him.

Yes, we found papers
on the body.

Was signor dragomiloff
a good friend, signora?

He was the best friend
my husband had.

We were very close.

We will save you
any more pain, signora.

I would be very glad if he could
be brought to my Palazzo.

It is not fitting that
such a man should lie here.

I would be very glad if he could
be brought to my Palazzo.

Whatever the signora desires.

We salvaged the gondola,
signora.

Whatever the signora desires.

But alas, there is as yet
no sign of the gondolier.

Whatever the signora desires.

Poor Angelo.

Whatever the signora desires.

♪ Life is a precious thing ♪

♪ that we don't know
the value of ♪

♪ life is a precious thing ♪

♪ but you will find when your
heart learns to sing ♪

♪ life is a precious thing ♪

♪ life is the thing you love ♪

♪ life is a precious thing ♪

♪ wait till you fall in love ♪

♪ life is a precious thing ♪

♪ see how it all comes true ♪

♪ life is a precious thing ♪

♪ see how important
the minutes become ♪

♪ life is a precious thing ♪

♪ when there's someone
in love with you ♪

♪ life is a precious thing ♪

♪ for life is
a precious thing ♪

♪ life is a precious thing ♪

♪ that we don't know
the value of ♪

♪ life is a precious thing ♪

♪ but you will find when your
heart learns to sing ♪

♪ life is a precious thing ♪

♪ life is the thing you love ♪

♪ life is a precious thing ♪

♪ life is the thing ♪

♪ life is a precious thing ♪

♪ you love ♪

♪ life is a precious thing ♪

poor Angelo's clothes
fit you perfectly.

♪ Life is a precious thing ♪

a little tight, perhaps,
because you are more muscular.

♪ Life is a precious thing ♪

I prefer that.

♪ Life is a precious thing ♪

go to the undertakers.

♪ Life is a precious thing ♪

I want this gruesome
thing removed

♪ life is a precious thing ♪

as soon as my guests
have paid their respects.

♪ Life is a precious thing ♪

well, come along, Piero.
Get on with it.

♪ Life is a precious thing ♪

I hope you're not going
to take liberties.

Miss winter?

Miss winter,
I hardly recognized you.

My hearty congratulations.
Lord bostwick.

Miss winter,
I hardly recognized you.

I came as soon as I
received your telegram

miss winter,
I hardly recognized you.

Announcing Dragomiloff's death.

Miss winter,
I hardly recognized you.

May I introduce an associate
of mine, baron Muntzov.

Miss winter,
I hardly recognized you.

Well, my dear young lady,

miss winter,
I hardly recognized you.

The press has once again
shown itself

miss winter,
I hardly recognized you.

To be the conscience
of the nation.

Miss winter,
I hardly recognized you.

Your story will be syndicated
all over the world.

Miss winter,
I hardly recognized you.

Come, we will go directly
to Spado's house,

miss winter,
I hardly recognized you.

And pay our respects
to the dead.

Miss winter,
I hardly recognized you.

At Spado's house?

Miss winter,
I hardly recognized you.

But his body is at the morgue.

Miss winter,
I hardly recognized you.

As I so often find,

miss winter,
I hardly recognized you.

My information is more
up-to-date than my reporters'.

Miss winter,
I hardly recognized you.

Signora Spado's had the coffin
taken to her Palazzo.

Miss winter,
I hardly recognized you.

My lord. My lord.

Miss winter,
I hardly recognized you.

I've just arrived
from Berlin, the news is grave.

Miss winter,
I hardly recognized you.

Dragomiloff has gone
just in time.

Miss winter,
I hardly recognized you.

Miss winter, may I introduce
general Von Pinck.

Miss winter,
I hardly recognized you.

Collect the luggage, Muntzov
and bring miss winter with you.

Miss winter,
I hardly recognized you.

The general and I
will go on ahead.

Miss winter,
I hardly recognized you.

We have important
matters to discuss.

Miss winter,
I hardly recognized you.

Von Pinck: There's mobilization.
I must return tonight.

Will there be war?

Not yet, the kaiser's proposing
a secret peace conference.

Will there be war?

Indeed.

Will there be war?

Yeah, he's traveling
to Ruthenia for the funeral,

will there be war?

And that's where
the conference will take place.

Will there be war?

They will all be there:
The English king. Czar Nicholas.

Will there be war?

The president of France.
The Austrian emperor. The...

will there be war?

Spare me this catalog
of mediocrity.

Will there be war?

All this may suit me very well.

Will there be war?

Signora Spado, my greetings
and congratulations.

My colleague, general Von Pinck.

Signora Spado, my greetings
and congratulations.

My husband is away.
I had to act on his behalf.

Signora Spado, my greetings
and congratulations.

It's hard to believe
that such a beautiful lady

signora Spado, my greetings
and congratulations.

Should succeed where
so many men have failed.

Signora Spado, my greetings
and congratulations.

I fell we should invite you
onto the board.

Signora Spado, my greetings
and congratulations.

Thank you, lord bostwick.

Signora Spado, my greetings
and congratulations.

But I don't think it is suitable

signora Spado, my greetings
and congratulations.

For an Italian lady to
practice murder professionally.

Signora Spado, my greetings
and congratulations.

I will be content
with the reward

signora Spado, my greetings
and congratulations.

You have so kindly offered.

Signora Spado, my greetings
and congratulations.

And you shall have it,
dear lady.

Signora Spado, my greetings
and congratulations.

So there he lies.

Signora Spado, my greetings
and congratulations.

Poor Ivan.

Signora Spado, my greetings
and congratulations.

He was too young
to see the potentialities

signora Spado, my greetings
and congratulations.

Of his great inheritance.

Signora Spado, my greetings
and congratulations.

Requiescat in pace.

Signora Spado, my greetings
and congratulations.

Ivan killed by
a woman, that's droll.

Signora Spado, my greetings
and congratulations.

I believe Spado's house
is quite beautiful.

Signora Spado, my greetings
and congratulations.

As with so many things,
first impressions are the worst.

Signora Spado, my greetings
and congratulations.

Piero:
This way, Signorina.

Signora Spado, my greetings
and congratulations.

And so you see, my dear signora,

this young lady
has served her purpose

and so you see, my dear signora,

and must be disposed of.

And so you see, my dear signora,

ah, miss winter, Muntzov
has been monopolizing you.

And so you see, my dear signora,

signora Spado,
this is miss winter,

and so you see, my dear signora,

whose commission you executed
on behalf of your husband.

And so you see, my dear signora,

if you'll excuse me, I'll go
and make a room ready

for your discussion.

If you'll excuse me, I'll go
and make a room ready

no, no, no.
This will do splendidly.

If you'll excuse me, I'll go
and make a room ready

the presence
of our ex-chairman

if you'll excuse me, I'll go
and make a room ready

will be a spur
to our deliberations.

If you'll excuse me, I'll go
and make a room ready

you openly admit you are
a member of the bureau?

If you'll excuse me, I'll go
and make a room ready

a member?

If you'll excuse me, I'll go
and make a room ready

thanks to you and signora Spado,
I am now the chairman.

If you'll excuse me, I'll go
and make a room ready

what a good journalist you
would have made, miss winter.

If you'll excuse me, I'll go
and make a room ready

you're in at the death
of the old bureau

if you'll excuse me, I'll go
and make a room ready

and the birth of the new.

If you'll excuse me, I'll go
and make a room ready

unfortunately, you must
also be its first victim.

If you'll excuse me, I'll go
and make a room ready

If you'll excuse me, I'll go
and make a room ready

dispose of her, Muntzov.

It's time you did
something useful.

Dispose of her, Muntzov.

This way.

Dispose of her, Muntzov.

Take her below.
There are steps to the canal.

Don't make any false moves.
I'm a dangerous man.

Take her below.
There are steps to the canal.

Go to that wall,
please, miss winter.

If you would please face
the wall, my dear.

We Slavs are so temperamental.

If you would please face
the wall, my dear.

Somehow, I don't feel
like it at all today.

If you would please face
the wall, my dear.

So you're a coward as well
as a murderer.

If you would please face
the wall, my dear.

I don't seem really to care
for killing people anymore.

If you would please face
the wall, my dear.

Keep quite still, miss winter.

If you would please face
the wall, my dear.

It's best to make
a clean job of it.

If you would please face
the wall, my dear.

If you would please face
the wall, my dear.

Ivan.

What on earth?

I'm in mourning.

What on earth?

For your lost principles,
I presume?

What on earth?

You look like you're got up
to seduce an archbishop.

What on earth?

Don't you like it?

What on earth?

Oh, I'm turning in my grave.

What on earth?

Will you at least get rid
of that preposterous hat.

What on earth?

How dare you!

That's better.

How dare you!

At any rate, you played
your part admirably.

How dare you!

See what results the report
of my death produced.

How dare you!

It nearly produced mine.

How dare you!

It's brought them here,

how dare you!

As I knew it would.

How dare you!

Now we must see whether I can
learn more dead than alive.

How dare you!

But the coffin in the room
upstairs, who's in it?

How dare you!

The man you identified as me,
of course, her gondolier.

How dare you!

Bostwick: Muntzov!
Come on.

How dare you!

Muntzov, where are you?

How dare you!

Where could that
idiot have got to?

How dare you!

He'd be here.

How dare you!

The secret stairs
from my apartments

how dare you!

Lead down to that landing.

How dare you!

A girl, even muntzov
couldn't fail.

How dare you!

He evidently did.

And the girl's hat.

He evidently did.

If he killed her, then...

He evidently did.

Then who killed him?

He evidently did.

I want to see
inside that coffin.

Oh, no.

I want to see
inside that coffin.

And why not, signora?
You're not squeamish, surely?

I want to see
inside that coffin.

Take off the lid.

Please, lord bostwick
don't disturb the dead.

Take off the lid.

Be silent.

Take off the lid.

Take off the lid.

Bostwick:
Replace the lid.

My apologies, signora.
You've done your job well.

Don't worry, signora.
He can't get away.

My apologies, signora.
You've done your job well.

General, I will return
with you to Germany.

Where will your headquarters be?

General, I will return
with you to Germany.

At my hunting lodge
at Rothenburg.

General, I will return
with you to Germany.

The peace conference will take
place just across the frontier

general, I will return
with you to Germany.

In the castle Minsk.

General, I will return
with you to Germany.

Very convenient.

General, I will return
with you to Germany.

I'll summon the bureau members
to meet us at Rothenburg.

General, I will return
with you to Germany.

But my staff will be there,
my officers.

General, I will return
with you to Germany.

Of course,
and they'll be very useful.

General, I will return
with you to Germany.

So goodbye, Ivan.

General, I will return
with you to Germany.

You're going to miss
our greatest assignment of all.

General, I will return
with you to Germany.

At my commission,
the assassination of Europe.

General, I will return
with you to Germany.

They have come to take him away.

Make sure the screws are tight.

Make sure the screws are tight.

We'll have a glass of wine,

and then perhaps we can
complete our business.

We'll have a glass of wine,

of course, the reward.

We'll have a glass of wine,

I suppose it was rather
tactless of cesare

we'll have a glass of wine,

to tell me so much about
your secret business.

We'll have a glass of wine,

who can quarrel with
such an excellent result?

We'll have a glass of wine,

surely it is worth more
than a mere 10,000 pounds?

We'll have a glass of wine,

of course. How much
would you suggest?

We'll have a glass of wine,

naturally, you would not like
your affairs made public.

We'll have a glass of wine,

shall we say 100,000?

We'll have a glass of wine,

oh, alas, signora, we are not
a rich organization.

We'll have a glass of wine,

but you have such great plans

we'll have a glass of wine,

now that I have
given you control.

We'll have a glass of wine,

surely that is worth
special consideration?

We'll have a glass of wine,

indeed.

We'll have a glass of wine,

Von Pinck, see that
signora Spado

we'll have a glass of wine,

gets the most special
consideration we can offer.

We'll have a glass of wine,

Well done, miss winter.
On the spot as usual.

Commentator: As Europe's
heads of state travel

to the kingdom of Ruthenia
for the funeral of its ruler,

commentator: As Europe's
heads of state travel

the Archduke Ferdinand's
tragic death

commentator: As Europe's
heads of state travel

threatens to set Europe ablaze.

Commentator: As Europe's
heads of state travel

throughout the states of Germany

commentator: As Europe's
heads of state travel

and the Austro-Hungarian
empire,

commentator: As Europe's
heads of state travel

troops of the grand alliance
are moving

commentator: As Europe's
heads of state travel

towards the Ruthenian frontier.

Commentator: As Europe's
heads of state travel

in imperial Russia,
czar Nicholas assumes

commentator: As Europe's
heads of state travel

personal command of his forces,

commentator: As Europe's
heads of state travel

as his Balkan allies call
impatiently for action.

Commentator: As Europe's
heads of state travel

in the Republic of France,

commentator: As Europe's
heads of state travel

military preparations
are already afoot.

Commentator: As Europe's
heads of state travel

Great Britain puts
her armed forces

commentator: As Europe's
heads of state travel

in a state of instant readiness.

Commentator: As Europe's
heads of state travel

after the funeral tomorrow,
the heads of state

will proceed to the
royal castle at Minsk.

After the funeral tomorrow,
the heads of state

here, close to the Ruthenian
border with Germany.

After the funeral tomorrow,
the heads of state

just across the valley
at Rothenburg is a German army

after the funeral tomorrow,
the heads of state

commanded by general Von Pinck.

After the funeral tomorrow,
the heads of state

what do you make of it?

After the funeral tomorrow,
the heads of state

the kaiser is at the conference.

After the funeral tomorrow,
the heads of state

what can the German army do?

After the funeral tomorrow,
the heads of state

nothing.

After the funeral tomorrow,
the heads of state

but what lord bostwick will do

after the funeral tomorrow,
the heads of state

with what remains of my
bureau, that's the question.

After the funeral tomorrow,
the heads of state

Von Pinck:
Mein Gott!

After the funeral tomorrow,
the heads of state

you might look all right around
the board table, my friends,

after the funeral tomorrow,
the heads of state

but thank God I don't have
to take you into battle.

After the funeral tomorrow,
the heads of state

that goes under the jacket, man.

After the funeral tomorrow,
the heads of state

After the funeral tomorrow,
the heads of state

the Russian anthem.

The czar is arriving.

The Russian anthem.

We shall need an anthem
of our own.

The Russian anthem.

Remind me.

The Russian anthem.

Von Pinck:
The czar.

The Russian anthem.

The others will soon be here.

The time has come
to make a move, gentlemen.

Are your officers
safely under lock and key?

The time has come
to make a move, gentlemen.

Quite safe and very angry
in their underwear.

The time has come
to make a move, gentlemen.

I've sent a limber ahead
with our little toy.

The time has come
to make a move, gentlemen.

My engineers will have it loaded
by the time we arrive.

The time has come
to make a move, gentlemen.

There it is,
the castle at Minsk.

All the crowned heads
of Europe under one roof,

there it is,
the castle at Minsk.

What an opportunity.

There it is,
the castle at Minsk.

Now, Ivan.

There it is,
the castle at Minsk.

For his lordship, I mean,

there it is,
the castle at Minsk.

If war is what the madman wants.

There it is,
the castle at Minsk.

With your ideas,

there it is,
the castle at Minsk.

I'm surprised you're shocked
at the thought of war.

There it is,
the castle at Minsk.

Not at all. It's purely
a matter of business.

There it is,
the castle at Minsk.

How can we charge
our sort of prices

there it is,
the castle at Minsk.

With everybody happily killing
each other for a shilling a day?

There it is,
the castle at Minsk.

Look out.

There it is,
the castle at Minsk.

What is it?
A bomb.

It's so big. What are they
going to do with it?

What is it?
A bomb.

Drop it.
What?

What is it?
A bomb.

On the castle.

What is it?
A bomb.

Ride there as quickly as
you can. It must be evacuated.

What is it?
A bomb.

But the frontier
will be guarded.

What is it?
A bomb.

Ride there, I tell you.
I must follow that bomb.

What is it?
A bomb.

French president.

French president.

Corporal:
Vorsicht, Vorsicht.

Man:
Corporal? Corporal!

Corporal:
Vorsicht, Vorsicht.

What do you think you're doing?
What is that thing?

Corporal:
Vorsicht, Vorsicht.

Some new sort of bomb, sir.
We are to load it aboard.

Corporal:
Vorsicht, Vorsicht.

Aboard my zeppelin?
What's the devil next?

Corporal:
Vorsicht, Vorsicht.

General's orders, sir.

Corporal:
Vorsicht, Vorsicht.

This is a naval ship.

Corporal:
Vorsicht, Vorsicht.

We'll soon see about that.

Corporal:
Vorsicht, Vorsicht.

Corporal: Come on, come
on, get busy, there.

Los, get this thing unloaded.

Corporal: Come on, come
on, get busy, there.

The general gave me
the order himself. Los!

Corporal: Come on, come
on, get busy, there.

What the devil
are you talking about?

Corporal: Come on, come
on, get busy, there.

Bombs in zeppelins, ridiculous.

Corporal: Come on, come
on, get busy, there.

Corporal: Come on, come
on, get busy, there.

Get up.

A life on the ocean wave
and here we are

sitting in the middle
of a forest

a life on the ocean wave
and here we are

with a bloody gas bag.

A life on the ocean wave
and here we are

Ivan:
You men there,

a life on the ocean wave
and here we are

what are you doing?
Do up your buttons.

A life on the ocean wave
and here we are

where is your officer?

A life on the ocean wave
and here we are

your officer, where is he?

A life on the ocean wave
and here we are

he was here a moment ago,
Herr Kapitan.

A life on the ocean wave
and here we are

well, he is not here now.
I shall take over command.

A life on the ocean wave
and here we are

I have orders from the general.
The zeppelin is to take off

a life on the ocean wave
and here we are

and return to base immediately.

A life on the ocean wave
and here we are

get that thing away from there.

A life on the ocean wave
and here we are

corporal, do you hear me?
Get that thing away from here!

A life on the ocean wave
and here we are

Jawohl, Herr Kapitan.

A life on the ocean wave
and here we are

bloody officers.

A life on the ocean wave
and here we are

who is the pilot?

A life on the ocean wave
and here we are

the Herr Kapitan, Herr Kapitan.

A life on the ocean wave
and here we are

but he is not here.

A life on the ocean wave
and here we are

well, I also am
a pilot, Herr Kapitan.

A life on the ocean wave
and here we are

then why didn't you say so?
Get on with it, man.

A life on the ocean wave
and here we are

corporal:
Get that thing down here.

Corporal:
Careful, careful.

General: Hey, you.
Where's the officer?

Well, there was one here.

General: Hey, you.
Where's the officer?

Where is he now?

General: Hey, you.
Where's the officer?

I don't know, Herr general.

General: Hey, you.
Where's the officer?

We've lost one already.
Don't answer me back.

General: Hey, you.
Where's the officer?

Prepare to take off immediately.

General: Hey, you.
Where's the officer?

What are you doing there,
corporal?

General: Hey, you.
Where's the officer?

Get that thing aboard.

General: Hey, you.
Where's the officer?

Jawohl, Herr General.

General: Hey, you.
Where's the officer?

Guard: Where do you
think you're going?

I've got get to the castle.
You have, have you?

Guard: Where do you
think you're going?

The frontier is closed.
No one is allowed through.

Guard: Where do you
think you're going?

Don't be a fool.
The castle must be evacuated.

Guard: Where do you
think you're going?

They're going to drop
a bomb on it.

Guard: Where do you
think you're going?

Do you think we're
idiots in Ruthenia?

Guard: Where do you
think you're going?

Evacuate the castle!
They've only just arrived.

Guard: Where do you
think you're going?

They are going
to drop a bomb, I tell you.

Guard: Where do you
think you're going?

Oh, drop it?
Who is going to? An eagle?

Guard: Where do you
think you're going?

Guard: Where do you
think you're going?

Through you go.

There are no frontiers
for the sisters of mercy.

Through you go.

Will you please listen to me?

Get out of here, Fraulein,
before I have you arrested.

Will you please listen to me?

Man:
Heave ho.

Heave.

Man:
Heave ho.

Heave.

Man:
Heave ho.

Man:
Heave ho.

Man 2:
Steady. Good.

Man:
Heave ho.

Up.

Man:
Heave ho.

Up. Up.
Careful.

Man:
Heave ho.

Up. Up.

Man:
Heave ho.

Halt.

Man:
Heave ho.

The bomb is secured.

Stand by to cast off.

Officer:
Release ballast.

Cast off of it.

Cast off now.

Cast off of it.

Set course for Minsk.

Minsk, Herr general?

Set course for Minsk.

Drive and ask no questions.

Set course for Minsk.

Bombs from the air.
What a marvelous idea.

All those little houses
down there,

bombs from the air.
What a marvelous idea.

Just pull a lever and poof!
They're gone.

Bombs from the air.
What a marvelous idea.

My God, let's go and see.

Dragomiloff!

Bostwick: Revolutionary idea,
general, an aerial bomb.

History in the making.
A frightening concept.

Bostwick: Revolutionary idea,
general, an aerial bomb.

In 15 minutes,
we should be over the castle.

What's that fool up to?

What the devil
are you doing there?

There's a naval officer
on board.

What the devil
are you doing there?

Get it back on course.

The captain, I suppose.
He must have hidden on board.

Well, why didn't you search?

The captain, I suppose.
He must have hidden on board.

Ah, he'll give no more
trouble anyway.

The captain, I suppose.
He must have hidden on board.

We're back on course.
Not too soon.

We're approaching the frontier.

We're back on course.
Not too soon.

Look! Look!

So, what is this?

Look! Look!

It is un-ballon.

Look! Look!

By Jove! It looks like
some sort of airship.

Nothing is supposed
to cross the frontier.

It's one of those
damned zeppelins.

Nothing is supposed
to cross the frontier.

Where's that bloody Hun?

Nothing is supposed
to cross the frontier.

German officer:
Good morning.

Nothing is supposed
to cross the frontier.

There you are,
Herr Oberleutnant.

Nothing is supposed
to cross the frontier.

General Von Pinck has sent word.

Nothing is supposed
to cross the frontier.

It's an observation patrol
for security purposes.

Nothing is supposed
to cross the frontier.

Why was I not informed?

Nothing is supposed
to cross the frontier.

Prussians do what they like.

Nothing is supposed
to cross the frontier.

They're invading our frontier.

Nothing is supposed
to cross the frontier.

Now, then. Now, then.
Steady the butts.

Nothing is supposed
to cross the frontier.

This is supposed to be
a peace conference.

Nothing is supposed
to cross the frontier.

Starboard two points.
Ivan: Gentlemen.

Starboard two points.
Ivan: Gentlemen.

Dragomiloff.

Starboard two points.
Ivan: Gentlemen.

It's impossible.

Starboard two points.
Ivan: Gentlemen.

Nothing's impossible, general.

Starboard two points.
Ivan: Gentlemen.

This time we'll make quite sure.

Starboard two points.
Ivan: Gentlemen.

Unwise, my lord.

Starboard two points.
Ivan: Gentlemen.

You see, a bullet through
a hydrogen balloon

starboard two points.
Ivan: Gentlemen.

Will blow us all out of the sky.

Starboard two points.
Ivan: Gentlemen.

It's true, my lord.
Leave him to me.

He will not stand a chance.

It's true, my lord.
Leave him to me.

I was the saber champion
of all Germany.

It's true, my lord.
Leave him to me.

En Garde.

Now, here!
And here!

Come on.

Now, here!
And here!

Very good.

Now, here!
And here!

Take this.

Now, here!
And here!

Here, here, here.

Here, here, here.

Get him.

This way.
After him.

Get him.

Keep her steady.

Don't do it, Charles.

Indiscriminate destruction
will engulf you too.

Don't do it, Charles.

One death or a million,
where's the difference?

Don't do it, Charles.

We're surgeons, not butchers.
We only kill to destroy evil.

Don't do it, Charles.

Hypocrite.
You kill for money.

Don't do it, Charles.

Only those who deserve to die.

Don't do it, Charles.

We must judge before we kill.

Don't do it, Charles.

Judge? Young fool.

Don't do it, Charles.

You're not an assassin,
you're a critic.

Don't do it, Charles.

Steady.

Don't do it, Charles.

Steady.

Don't do it, Charles.

Don't do it, Charles.

It's jammed.

Damn you, get out of my way.

Rise, sir Ivan.

Your majesties, you must
evacuate the castle immediately.

Miss winter, not quite
on the spot for once.

Your majesties, you must
evacuate the castle immediately.

Ivan, what happened?

Your majesties, you must
evacuate the castle immediately.

Sir Ivan, if you please.

Your majesties, you must
evacuate the castle immediately.

Virtue has been rewarded.

Your majesties, you must
evacuate the castle immediately.

Well, really.

Your majesties, you must
evacuate the castle immediately.

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