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The Logie noms are fast approaching,
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and the powers that be
want The Breakfast Bar
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to be firing on all three cylinders.
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I love him.
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Tell him.
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He's happy.
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I'm sorry for plunking
a hot celebrity chef
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in your line of sight.
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Do not need a set up, by the way.
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So?
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Yeah, she's... she's amazing.
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First impression, she's
like a perfect woman.
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Settle down.
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There are consequences to sex.
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Herpes?
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Children.
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Oh, my God! What are you doing?
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- Um, just... Ah!
- Get off me!
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How did this happen?
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Jack Winters, I want forever.
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? I know it's making you sick ?
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? There's nothing there,
it's like eating air ?
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? It's like drinking gin
with nothing else in ?
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? And that doesn't hold me together ?
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? But for one crowded hour ?
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? You were the only one in the room ?
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? And I sailed around all
those bumps in the night ?
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? To your beacon in the gloom. ?
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(PHONE RINGS)
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? I thought I had found... ?
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VOICEMAIL: Hi, this is Pete.
Leave a message.
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? In the middle of that purple June ?
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? But one crowded hour ?
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? Would lead to my wreck and ruin ?
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? I know you like your boys
to take their medicine ?
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? From the bowl to their silver spoon. ?
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_
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Me, prep the vegetables?
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You sure you trust me to do that?
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Just dice the onion finely,
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slice the chilli into rings
and julienne the rest.
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Okay, what I just heard was,
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"Blah blah, onions, blah blah,
chilli, Julian Lennon."
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Look, I'll be home soon.
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We're just running a
little behind schedule.
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I can't announce this without you!
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Jack, let's go. We're about to film.
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Look, all you need to do
is peel, dice, slice,
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and I'll be there soon.
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It might seem obvious to you,
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but I'm a culinary
civilian and you're...
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famous.
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Now, score some onion.
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(PHONE RINGS)
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Sasha.
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Buenas tardes!
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Eric. Um, hola?
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SASHA: Sorry, he insisted
you be in on this discussion.
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Yeah, Lily, I want to put
together a development team
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for a really rewarding
new global project.
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He means a half-hour TV special.
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He means a series of half-hour specials.
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If he wins the Gold Logie.
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Can we just wait till the
nominations come out tomorrow?
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Do you guys really
need me here for this?
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I've got something big on today.
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Yes, listen!
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This passion project of mine, it's, it's...
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Okay, Lily, picture this.
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I'm in war zones, back alleys,
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and I'm talking to the
displaced and the voiceless.
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You know, I'm talking to these people
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about what it means to be oppressed.
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I pitched a project
like that myself once.
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Really?
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So, you're in! (SNAPS FINGERS)
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I'm sorry, Eric, but...
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Breakfast Bar already takes
up more time than I have.
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Oh, okay.
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You don't want to help the
displaced and the voiceless, Lily.
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
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Can I help them tomorrow?
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- Hey, Lil.
- Hi!
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Always blade down when
you're carrying a knife.
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Oh, never too late for life advice, Dad.
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Hello. Oh, bonjour!
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We're not early, are we, darl?
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Um, yeah, you're 13
minutes, but that's okay.
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I'm on top of everything.
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I've told all my friends that Jack
Winters is gonna cook for us.
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You're not gonna make a
liar out of me, are you?
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Of course Jack Winters
will be cooking, all right?
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- Jack is cooking, isn't he, darl?
- (DOORBELL RINGS)
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Um... yeah, the nibbles are...
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You might need to hunt around, sorry.
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Hello, hello, welcome to us!
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Hi!
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Ivan. Nice surprise to see you.
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Oh, well, chuffed to be invited.
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Come on through.
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Just, uh, yeah, head down.
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Mum...
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Why have you brought Ivan?
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Well, he has more right to
be here than you-know-who.
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Tell me you didn't bring
him to make Dad jealous.
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No! No!
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He's been asking me out for weeks.
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Besides, Bernard and I have
resolved just to be friends.
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(GIGGLES)
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Okay, just...
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I know I'm late. I'm sorry. We got
held up. I literally just wrapped.
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Dad came early,
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and Yvonne is dressed for a date
with celebrity chef Jack Winters.
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My mum brought Pete's dad
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and... and... and scones
and jam and cream,
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and I don't know how you savants do
that thing with zucchini sticks,
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but mine are all different sizes.
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It's fine, I can do it.
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Yeah, bring the books! Bring Gillian!
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Bring her, just get here now!
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You wanted me?
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Yeah, um... ahem.
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Just going over the content
for tomorrow's announcement.
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The, um, the nomination speech
and the concession speech.
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Hey, I... I feel bad.
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It's only a first draft.
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No, no, I meant, um...
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the fact we haven't
spoken since, um, we...
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I mean, do you want
to talk about it, or...
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I'm pregnant.
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I'm kidding!
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We had our fun. Let's
just leave it at that.
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Mm-hm.
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TBH, you're not the right
value-add for my brand.
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My cross-platform media profile
places me firmly on the A-list,
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whereas your social media
value is a soft C,
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- maybe even C-minus.
- Sorry, what?
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- That's not a criticism.
- Okay.
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It's much harder because
you're not famous,
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but you could get to a B.
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You just have to want it.
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You know, go to the
gym, or hire a stylist.
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Finesse!
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I go to the gym.
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Yeah, it's obvious.
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Uh, Dad likes your document.
He's scheduled a meeting.
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Right. Well, that's good, yeah?
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Very good.
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He wants to get a personal
gut vibe on you, though.
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It's about the microflora response.
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- Right.
- So, start practising your pitch!
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Okay.
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But don't try and be charming.
Dad hates charming.
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Sure.
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Pitch it, not charming.
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Thanks.
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Thanks, everyone.
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No, Alice, no. Not that one, sorry.
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No, that doesn't fit.
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I'll get the other one
that fits from the laundry.
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Hey.
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Why are you being so stressy
about a family dinner?
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Because it's being crashed
by uninvited plus-ones!
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Hey, you're the one pushing
me to take Alice seriously,
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but you don't lead by example.
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You... you second-best her,
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you give her all the
crap segments at work.
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That's not true!
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That is not even remotely true.
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(MUSIC PLAYS)
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(CLUCKS LIKE A CHICKEN)
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You need to make more of
an effort, and so do you.
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Sim does make an effort.
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- Righto.
- I'll try.
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
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- Sorry.
- Yeah, no.
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- That'll be Jack. Okay.
- Okay.
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Hey! I came to get your
advice on pitching,
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but...
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I'm interrupting.
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It's a family dinner.
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So I see.
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Your dad wasn't invited, either.
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Right. Has anyone told him that yet?
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Um, so what's the dinner for?
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Uh... do you want to come inside?
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Okay, thank you.
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Pitching, so...
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Um, yeah, yes.
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Ah, looks formal.
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Yeah, it's...
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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(CLINKS GLASS)
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Okay, thank you.
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Oh, speeches!
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Uh, thanks, everyone, for making it.
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Very delighted you could be
here for this special dinner.
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Lil, you want to do the honours?
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Uh...
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(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
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Formal speeches, um...
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This special dinner for our family,
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and extended family and friends...
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is to celebrate something very
important to me and Jack.
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Jack and I, sorry. Sorry, Mum.
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Um, and that is...
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- Lily and I are getting married.
- We're...
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(GASPS) Oh, yes! Congratulations!
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(APPLAUSE, CHATTER)
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I'm so happy for you.
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Thanks, Anthony.
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Come here, girl!
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Oh, darling.
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Oh, that is so wonderful!
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Hey, can I just say I am so proud
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and a little teary, but
it could be the chilli.
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But seriously, well done, you.
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So, where's the ring?
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Okay, so we decided to go ring shopping.
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Together, for a bit of fun.
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- Yeah.
- It was fun, right?
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I don't want something that
screams that you own me.
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What, I want to buy you something nice,
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that means that I'm trying to own you?
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I think you might be a little bit...
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- Calm down, Beyonce.
- (CAMERA FLASHES)
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- We got papped.
- Yeah.
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Oh!
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This little weasel hiding behind a pole.
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No.
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So, we ditched tradition
and bought this table.
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- Yeah.
- Ah!
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Instead, yeah.
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Something that we can enjoy together,
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and we won't lose it at the beach,
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and whenever we sit here with
our friends and our family,
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we'll be making memories
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and those memories will
be the, um, the...
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of our marriage.
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IVAN: That's beautiful.
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To Jack and Lil.
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Yeah, Jack and Lil.
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Oh!
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Sorry, sorry.
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- Oops.
- First blood!
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- So...
- So.
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You remind me of this guy that I
almost went home with one time.
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I'm not really sure what happened,
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but we were in this Uber...
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Oh, no need to go into details.
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He sounds like a massive dickhead,
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and I'm sure he totally regrets
whatever didn't happen.
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Oh, she looked radiant, didn't she?
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I know, and he is a really good man.
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So, I'll get to give her away!
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Oh, well, only if you're paying,
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although if you are,
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they'll have to let you
have a say, Anthony.
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Paying?
262
00:11:22,361 --> 00:11:23,821
They're not that traditional, are they?
263
00:11:23,961 --> 00:11:25,041
- I mean, he gave her a table!
- I know.
264
00:11:25,121 --> 00:11:26,901
Excuse me, Anthony.
265
00:11:27,041 --> 00:11:29,581
I'm just gonna take this little
lady home for some dessert.
266
00:11:29,681 --> 00:11:30,781
Oh!
267
00:11:33,001 --> 00:11:34,101
Too much?
268
00:11:34,201 --> 00:11:35,741
Oh, my, that was fantastic!
269
00:11:35,841 --> 00:11:37,821
Dessert, ha ha!
270
00:11:37,941 --> 00:11:40,861
Yeah, look, I don't mind
making your ex jealous, but...
271
00:11:40,961 --> 00:11:42,261
Hey!
272
00:11:42,361 --> 00:11:45,461
Don't you think I deserve...
273
00:11:45,561 --> 00:11:47,781
(CLEARS THROAT) a date?
274
00:11:47,921 --> 00:11:50,701
A proper date, you and
me, tomorrow night.
275
00:11:50,801 --> 00:11:52,261
What do you think?
276
00:11:52,361 --> 00:11:55,181
Um... yeah!
277
00:11:56,581 --> 00:11:57,581
Okay.
278
00:12:00,781 --> 00:12:02,141
Oh, God.
279
00:12:04,361 --> 00:12:06,861
Did you want to kick on to a bar?
280
00:12:09,401 --> 00:12:12,501
Uh, unfortunately, even if I did,
281
00:12:12,641 --> 00:12:16,101
etiquette requires me to reject
at least two invitations.
282
00:12:16,201 --> 00:12:17,681
Right.
283
00:12:19,601 --> 00:12:22,181
- Do you want to kick on to a bar?
- No.
284
00:12:26,661 --> 00:12:28,981
(SNICKERS)
285
00:12:29,121 --> 00:12:30,701
- Do you want to...
- Let's go.
286
00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:36,421
? Bus was late ?
287
00:12:36,561 --> 00:12:39,741
? I don't care 'cause
it's something to say. ?
288
00:12:39,841 --> 00:12:41,901
Um, so, uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
289
00:12:42,041 --> 00:12:44,541
So, we've hired this, like,
industrial scissor lift,
290
00:12:44,641 --> 00:12:46,061
and we park it behind the venue.
291
00:12:46,161 --> 00:12:47,541
And as soon as the music starts,
292
00:12:47,681 --> 00:12:49,421
Lily, you know, hit
the switch, up we go,
293
00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:51,381
one Queens of the Stone
Age concert absolutely free.
294
00:12:51,481 --> 00:12:52,941
Minus the fee.
295
00:12:53,081 --> 00:12:55,701
Yeah, minus the $480 hire
fee. Apart from that.
296
00:12:55,801 --> 00:12:58,421
Music really is your thing, huh?
297
00:12:58,561 --> 00:13:00,461
Well, don't you reckon you can
trace every major life moment
298
00:13:00,561 --> 00:13:02,261
back to a song?
299
00:13:02,401 --> 00:13:05,821
You know, like, um, Purple Rain when
Mum told me she was leaving Dad.
300
00:13:05,961 --> 00:13:07,741
Or Smells Like Teen Spirit, first car.
301
00:13:07,841 --> 00:13:09,061
Barbie Girl, first kiss. Classic.
302
00:13:09,161 --> 00:13:10,701
Oh, yes!
303
00:13:10,801 --> 00:13:13,141
Mine was the Richmond theme song.
304
00:13:13,241 --> 00:13:14,981
Ah, we were getting along so well.
305
00:13:15,081 --> 00:13:16,461
Yeah!
306
00:13:16,561 --> 00:13:17,941
Oh, no.
307
00:13:18,081 --> 00:13:20,421
I think you're being
recognised over there.
308
00:13:20,521 --> 00:13:21,861
(LAUGHS)
309
00:13:21,961 --> 00:13:23,541
No, Jack's the famous one.
310
00:13:23,681 --> 00:13:25,221
I'm just basking in his reflected glory.
311
00:13:25,321 --> 00:13:26,681
Yeah, aren't we all.
312
00:13:26,801 --> 00:13:29,821
So, is it strange, your
ex getting married?
313
00:13:29,961 --> 00:13:33,041
Yeah, but I prefer him
in my life than not, so...
314
00:13:33,121 --> 00:13:35,041
How about you?
315
00:13:35,121 --> 00:13:37,681
Oh, Lily, Lily and I never...
316
00:13:37,821 --> 00:13:40,321
- Why?
- You looked strange.
317
00:13:40,461 --> 00:13:42,321
I always look strange, it's my face.
318
00:13:42,461 --> 00:13:43,861
It's a C-plus now, but
I'm going to improve it.
319
00:13:44,001 --> 00:13:45,221
No, I am. I'm gonna bump it up to a B.
320
00:13:45,361 --> 00:13:46,701
I'm thinking some
cheek implants, for sure.
321
00:13:48,201 --> 00:13:51,401
Mum and Ivan, how weird was that?
322
00:13:51,541 --> 00:13:53,141
I don't know, I kind of see it working.
323
00:13:53,241 --> 00:13:54,421
Hmm.
324
00:13:56,801 --> 00:13:59,961
The only time I want all those
people in the same room again...
325
00:14:01,281 --> 00:14:03,501
is at my funeral, and I'll be a corpse.
326
00:14:03,641 --> 00:14:06,381
The wedding might be a
tad awkward after that.
327
00:14:06,521 --> 00:14:09,701
They're gonna hijack it.
You know they are.
328
00:14:11,481 --> 00:14:12,901
What do you think about
a long engagement?
329
00:14:13,041 --> 00:14:15,261
Mm-hm. Getting cold feet already, yeah?
330
00:14:15,401 --> 00:14:16,541
- No.
- Yeah.
331
00:14:16,641 --> 00:14:18,321
It's just...
332
00:14:18,401 --> 00:14:19,501
(PHONE CHIRPS)
333
00:14:23,841 --> 00:14:25,781
Now, I knew you were wonderful,
334
00:14:25,881 --> 00:14:29,321
but not that wonderful.
335
00:14:30,478 --> 00:14:33,781
Mr Gold Logie nominee!
336
00:14:35,661 --> 00:14:37,267
Thank God, Dale.
337
00:14:37,353 --> 00:14:40,141
Good news all around. Here she comes.
338
00:14:40,281 --> 00:14:41,781
- Drum roll, please.
- (DRUMS TABLE)
339
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,981
Everyone, attention, attention!
340
00:14:44,121 --> 00:14:46,861
We've got a Gold Logie
nominee on the floor!
341
00:14:46,961 --> 00:14:48,381
(APPLAUSE)
342
00:14:48,481 --> 00:14:51,041
Erica Jones, take a bow.
343
00:14:51,121 --> 00:14:53,901
Erica Jones, Erica Jones.
344
00:14:54,001 --> 00:14:55,861
Oh!
345
00:14:55,961 --> 00:14:59,341
You see, you're loved and respected,
346
00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:00,821
and you didn't even have to have a baby.
347
00:15:00,921 --> 00:15:02,581
Did Nikkii get Best New Talent?
348
00:15:02,681 --> 00:15:03,621
Bah-bah!
349
00:15:03,721 --> 00:15:04,821
She's gone all crazy eyes,
350
00:15:04,921 --> 00:15:06,741
and Jack also got nominated Gold.
351
00:15:06,841 --> 00:15:08,701
Get out! Oh, my God!
352
00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:10,701
So, I've been thinking, guys,
I want to hear your thoughts.
353
00:15:10,801 --> 00:15:11,901
I'm thinking we should go with
354
00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:13,541
a "Vote for Erica is a vote for change"
355
00:15:13,641 --> 00:15:15,541
kind of strategy, you know?
356
00:15:15,641 --> 00:15:16,981
Adult and sophisticated, dynamic...
357
00:15:17,081 --> 00:15:18,981
SASHA: Goooooooold!
358
00:15:19,081 --> 00:15:21,141
Yeah, baby!
359
00:15:21,241 --> 00:15:23,321
Oh!
360
00:15:23,461 --> 00:15:26,181
We just shat out a
gold bar here, people!
361
00:15:26,321 --> 00:15:27,861
Two golds, I'm claiming Jack's as well.
362
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:29,321
How is he doing?
363
00:15:29,461 --> 00:15:31,821
Back-to-back interviews.
Really overwhelming.
364
00:15:31,961 --> 00:15:33,321
Any chance of getting
him back on the show?
365
00:15:33,461 --> 00:15:36,041
- Uh, no.
- Okay, drop off some wardrobe.
366
00:15:36,161 --> 00:15:37,961
They need to pull something
special out of their arses.
367
00:15:38,041 --> 00:15:39,781
I'll go make someone's day.
368
00:15:39,881 --> 00:15:41,341
Ah!
369
00:15:41,481 --> 00:15:42,961
How's he holding up? What's the fallout?
370
00:15:43,041 --> 00:15:44,961
Eric? Oh, have you seen him?
371
00:15:45,041 --> 00:15:46,581
No, I haven't.
372
00:15:54,001 --> 00:15:55,861
Eric?
373
00:15:59,879 --> 00:16:02,501
Eric, what are you doing?
374
00:16:02,601 --> 00:16:05,141
I... I can see your shoes.
375
00:16:11,421 --> 00:16:14,261
(ERIC SNIFFLES)
376
00:16:14,361 --> 00:16:15,901
Are you crying?
377
00:16:16,001 --> 00:16:18,101
It's the automatic misting thing.
378
00:16:20,341 --> 00:16:22,261
Air freshener wreaks
havoc on my sinuses.
379
00:16:26,701 --> 00:16:29,221
Come on out of there. Come
on. It's just you and me.
380
00:16:39,401 --> 00:16:40,821
It's not the nomination.
381
00:16:40,921 --> 00:16:42,501
I don't care about the nomination.
382
00:16:43,581 --> 00:16:46,021
Honestly, I... I've won enough.
383
00:16:46,121 --> 00:16:47,061
That's true.
384
00:16:48,861 --> 00:16:50,021
So, why...
385
00:16:51,141 --> 00:16:52,741
Do you ever...
386
00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:57,621
do you ever feel like you are trapped
in a life you didn't choose?
387
00:16:57,721 --> 00:16:59,221
I...
388
00:17:00,421 --> 00:17:01,541
Huh?
389
00:17:01,641 --> 00:17:03,681
Um... uh, yes, sometimes I do.
390
00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:06,621
I'm Eric Albrechtson, ba-da!
391
00:17:06,721 --> 00:17:08,461
Host of The Breakfast Bar, ba-da!
392
00:17:08,601 --> 00:17:10,461
- Yeah.
- But I want more!
393
00:17:10,561 --> 00:17:11,741
And lately, I feel like...
394
00:17:13,281 --> 00:17:14,701
I feel like I want to give more.
395
00:17:14,841 --> 00:17:18,821
Yep, and you can give more in
15 minutes when we go to air.
396
00:17:18,921 --> 00:17:19,781
Come on.
397
00:17:19,881 --> 00:17:20,981
Are you handling me?
398
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:22,621
No. Yes, okay?
399
00:17:22,761 --> 00:17:24,781
You and Sasha won't even
entertain it, will you?
400
00:17:24,921 --> 00:17:27,261
My... my passion project,
it's a really good idea, Lily!
401
00:17:27,401 --> 00:17:29,261
- You know it is!
- It sounds really interesting
402
00:17:29,361 --> 00:17:30,421
and we can talk about it properly,
403
00:17:30,561 --> 00:17:32,461
but if you stay in here and you
don't get into the studio,
404
00:17:32,601 --> 00:17:34,061
people are going to
assume you're hiding out
405
00:17:34,201 --> 00:17:35,661
because Erica's more popular than you.
406
00:17:37,241 --> 00:17:39,501
You're having a bad day,
you don't really mean that.
407
00:17:40,841 --> 00:17:42,261
Sorry.
408
00:17:44,121 --> 00:17:47,781
I tell you, being in the spotlight,
409
00:17:47,881 --> 00:17:49,981
not all it's cracked up to be.
410
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:13,070
Yes, Mum, the wedding
is still definitely on.
411
00:18:13,210 --> 00:18:16,630
Since when did you believe
anything in the tabloids?
412
00:18:16,730 --> 00:18:19,030
Well, no, I promise.
413
00:18:19,130 --> 00:18:20,950
I promise.
414
00:18:21,050 --> 00:18:23,950
Yeah, definitely not separating.
415
00:18:24,050 --> 00:18:25,950
Okay. Bye, Mum.
416
00:18:27,170 --> 00:18:28,850
I knew it wasn't the muffins!
417
00:18:28,930 --> 00:18:31,150
We're having a baby!
418
00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:33,030
I'm not pregnant, Nikkii.
419
00:18:33,170 --> 00:18:36,388
Oh. Well, you should never
be photographed side-on.
420
00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:37,811
Like, ever!
421
00:18:38,010 --> 00:18:41,303
Sorry you didn't get a nomination.
You joined the race late.
422
00:18:42,030 --> 00:18:43,310
I'm not jealous.
423
00:18:43,410 --> 00:18:45,430
I'm super happy for Jack.
424
00:18:45,530 --> 00:18:47,850
Super, super happy for Erica, yay!
425
00:18:48,421 --> 00:18:49,721
See you in there.
426
00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:54,070
(PHONE RINGS)
427
00:18:58,526 --> 00:19:01,306
I'm going to snap her like a twig.
428
00:19:01,367 --> 00:19:02,307
Who?
429
00:19:02,396 --> 00:19:03,976
Gillian.
430
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:05,596
And then Jack.
431
00:19:05,676 --> 00:19:07,376
No, he isn't...
432
00:19:07,476 --> 00:19:09,616
It is one thing to cheat on me...
433
00:19:09,756 --> 00:19:11,336
- No.
- with you,
434
00:19:11,476 --> 00:19:14,816
but it is another thing
to cheat on you with her.
435
00:19:14,916 --> 00:19:16,456
He isn't cheating!
436
00:19:21,874 --> 00:19:22,854
He's... he's not.
437
00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:23,934
(WHISPERS) I have to go.
438
00:19:26,274 --> 00:19:27,774
Raw nerves?
439
00:19:27,874 --> 00:19:28,974
Now you're eating for two?
440
00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:32,894
No, I'm not, but I will take that
441
00:19:32,994 --> 00:19:34,337
because you don't deserve it.
442
00:19:35,654 --> 00:19:36,594
(THEME MUSIC PLAYS)
443
00:19:36,694 --> 00:19:37,694
MAN: VC to line.
444
00:19:38,834 --> 00:19:41,494
Right, why is Eric
wearing a flak jacket?
445
00:19:41,594 --> 00:19:42,734
Why is he wearing that?
446
00:19:42,834 --> 00:19:43,934
He said you approved it.
447
00:19:44,074 --> 00:19:48,574
- WOMAN: In 5, 4, 3, 2...
- MAN: Ready camera one.
448
00:19:48,714 --> 00:19:50,654
Good morning, and welcome
to The Breakfast Bar,
449
00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:52,054
and what a day it is!
450
00:19:52,194 --> 00:19:53,694
Erica, ask Eric why he's
wearing a flak jacket.
451
00:19:53,794 --> 00:19:55,734
And what an outfit that is, Eric.
452
00:19:55,834 --> 00:19:57,094
Tell me, are we under fire?
453
00:19:57,234 --> 00:19:59,414
Khaki is trending hard this spring.
454
00:19:59,514 --> 00:20:00,734
Aha!
455
00:20:00,834 --> 00:20:02,194
I'm glad you asked, but no.
456
00:20:02,274 --> 00:20:05,090
This isn't so much about trend.
457
00:20:05,176 --> 00:20:06,467
It's more of a...
458
00:20:06,474 --> 00:20:08,334
more of a promise of things to come.
459
00:20:08,434 --> 00:20:09,334
MAN: Ready camera one.
460
00:20:09,534 --> 00:20:11,474
- You see, soon I'll be hosting a world premiere.
- What's he doing?
461
00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:14,054
Boxing us in.
462
00:20:14,154 --> 00:20:15,974
Eric, stay on script.
463
00:20:16,114 --> 00:20:17,734
We'll take you to places
that go way beyond gloss,
464
00:20:17,874 --> 00:20:19,574
- way beyond the shine...
- Stay on script.
465
00:20:19,714 --> 00:20:23,614
way beyond the, dare I say it,
the false idols of our society.
466
00:20:23,754 --> 00:20:26,134
Ah, it's funny they've never
been false idols before.
467
00:20:26,234 --> 00:20:28,214
(LAUGHS)
468
00:20:28,354 --> 00:20:31,134
But seriously, we will take
you to a very different...
469
00:20:31,274 --> 00:20:33,054
- Eric?
- and a very special place.
470
00:20:33,154 --> 00:20:34,854
Eric, last warning.
471
00:20:36,014 --> 00:20:37,494
And speaking of very special...
472
00:20:37,594 --> 00:20:39,054
Cue the Gold Dancing Logie.
473
00:20:39,194 --> 00:20:40,654
That's what wardrobe
pulled out of their arses?
474
00:20:40,794 --> 00:20:42,474
We are celebrating
something wonderful here
475
00:20:42,554 --> 00:20:43,934
on The Breakfast Bar this morning.
476
00:20:44,074 --> 00:20:47,854
- (BUZZES LIPS) That's an Eric drum roll.
- No, Alice is not going on in that.
477
00:20:47,954 --> 00:20:49,414
Unitards at breakfast?
478
00:20:49,514 --> 00:20:50,734
What? She looks great.
479
00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:51,734
No!
480
00:20:51,874 --> 00:20:55,694
Uh, uh, scrap the Gold
Dancing Logie. Scrap it.
481
00:20:55,794 --> 00:20:57,374
But as always, there are all sorts
482
00:20:57,514 --> 00:20:58,774
of surprises here at The Breakfast Bar.
483
00:20:58,914 --> 00:21:00,014
- Really?
- Yes.
484
00:21:00,154 --> 00:21:02,614
We will go to places,
unbelievable places...
485
00:21:02,714 --> 00:21:05,374
Eric, congratulate Erica
486
00:21:05,474 --> 00:21:07,654
on her Gold Logie nomination.
487
00:21:07,754 --> 00:21:09,294
Right now, I just want to say,
488
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:13,214
Erica, congratulations, my
darling, on your nomination.
489
00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:14,774
Oh, thank you!
490
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:16,614
Congratulations.
491
00:21:16,754 --> 00:21:19,014
- How about it, guys?
- (APPLAUSE)
492
00:21:19,154 --> 00:21:21,834
ERICA: Thank you all for the
wonderful audience out there
493
00:21:21,974 --> 00:21:23,974
who have been so supportive
of me and my choices.
494
00:21:29,034 --> 00:21:31,094
So, Dad's asking for date suggestions.
495
00:21:31,194 --> 00:21:32,894
He's thinking bowling or fishing.
496
00:21:32,994 --> 00:21:34,894
That is profoundly disturbing.
497
00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:37,054
Yeah. Uh, where are you?
498
00:21:37,154 --> 00:21:39,474
Home. Why?
499
00:21:39,554 --> 00:21:42,414
Oh, shit. I was gonna...
500
00:21:42,514 --> 00:21:43,774
Help with the pitch.
501
00:21:43,914 --> 00:21:47,574
Bad friend behaviour.
Very, very bad friend.
502
00:21:47,714 --> 00:21:51,294
But Jack's going away again
and we need some us time.
503
00:21:51,394 --> 00:21:53,134
Look, Lil, I'm struggling here.
504
00:21:53,234 --> 00:21:55,254
All right, I need your help
505
00:21:55,394 --> 00:21:57,934
pushing back against
some of Jeremy's ideas.
506
00:21:58,074 --> 00:21:59,554
You know the show. You'll be great.
507
00:21:59,634 --> 00:22:01,294
(JEREMY MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY)
508
00:22:01,394 --> 00:22:03,334
Yeah, yeah, it's just...
509
00:22:03,474 --> 00:22:06,574
Mood boards, Lily. He's got mood boards.
510
00:22:06,674 --> 00:22:08,194
(GILLIAN GIGGLES)
511
00:22:12,594 --> 00:22:14,494
- I'll be there.
- Thank you.
512
00:22:15,914 --> 00:22:18,734
So, this nomination's completely
decimated our schedule.
513
00:22:18,874 --> 00:22:22,120
They want me in Perth tomorrow
morning for a 6am interview.
514
00:22:22,954 --> 00:22:24,694
I hope he's not hogging your limelight.
515
00:22:24,794 --> 00:22:26,694
Oh, he can have it.
516
00:22:26,794 --> 00:22:28,554
So, the article?
517
00:22:28,674 --> 00:22:31,554
Yeah, I look deranged. No
wonder he's leaving me for you.
518
00:22:31,634 --> 00:22:33,054
Well, the media are loving it.
519
00:22:33,194 --> 00:22:34,894
We're getting pressure
from our producers
520
00:22:35,034 --> 00:22:36,734
to sell the idea that
Gillian and I are a couple,
521
00:22:36,834 --> 00:22:39,254
which I said no to.
522
00:22:39,354 --> 00:22:41,094
That's gallant.
523
00:22:41,234 --> 00:22:42,574
Well, they're still
gonna need something,
524
00:22:42,674 --> 00:22:44,111
so Gillian had an idea.
525
00:22:44,205 --> 00:22:46,554
Well, I just thought if you
want to stop the rumours,
526
00:22:46,674 --> 00:22:48,294
control the narrative,
right? People do that.
527
00:22:48,394 --> 00:22:49,494
Announce your engagement
528
00:22:49,634 --> 00:22:51,334
and offer your wedding
exclusive to a magazine.
529
00:22:51,474 --> 00:22:54,974
It's not really my style
to pimp out our wedding.
530
00:22:55,114 --> 00:22:57,054
No, I know, but I was
thinking in exchange
531
00:22:57,194 --> 00:23:00,694
that you get to choose which images
you want to send out to the media.
532
00:23:00,834 --> 00:23:03,374
And maybe we could donate
the cash to charity.
533
00:23:03,514 --> 00:23:07,694
And a faux stunt wedding wouldn't
hurt your cookbook sales, either?
534
00:23:07,794 --> 00:23:09,114
Oh, Lil, she's really not...
535
00:23:09,214 --> 00:23:10,734
I know.
536
00:23:11,814 --> 00:23:14,154
It's still a no, sorry.
537
00:23:18,074 --> 00:23:20,974
In what world does a bride
have to workshop her wedding
538
00:23:21,074 --> 00:23:22,834
with her boyfriend's ex?
539
00:23:22,914 --> 00:23:24,574
SIMONE: Let me say this clearly.
540
00:23:24,714 --> 00:23:27,494
The only other woman you
have to listen to is me.
541
00:23:27,634 --> 00:23:30,554
Meet us at the bar.
We want to celebrate.
542
00:23:30,634 --> 00:23:31,974
I'm sick of celebrating.
543
00:23:33,374 --> 00:23:36,694
Welcome, future Mrs Jack Winters.
544
00:23:36,834 --> 00:23:38,894
Ah, we're just working
on our pre-pitch banter.
545
00:23:38,994 --> 00:23:41,894
Aiming for natural, but passionate.
546
00:23:41,994 --> 00:23:44,654
Okay, hit me, go.
547
00:23:44,794 --> 00:23:47,834
So, Pete, tell me about your
inspiration for the show?
548
00:23:47,914 --> 00:23:49,654
Oh, no, that's okay.
549
00:23:49,794 --> 00:23:52,054
We can just move onto
the logistical elements.
550
00:23:52,194 --> 00:23:53,894
- I'm on top of that stuff.
- What? No.
551
00:23:54,034 --> 00:23:55,654
No, the inspiration's
where the heart is.
552
00:23:55,794 --> 00:23:57,374
You know, it's all about
that old Augie March song.
553
00:23:57,514 --> 00:23:59,474
- What's it called?
- Uh...
554
00:23:59,554 --> 00:24:00,774
One Crowded Hour.
555
00:24:00,874 --> 00:24:02,554
Do you know the story?
556
00:24:02,674 --> 00:24:05,414
No, but Pete's been playing
that song on repeat for years.
557
00:24:05,554 --> 00:24:08,334
Well, that's because it all
ties back to this one girl
558
00:24:08,474 --> 00:24:12,334
who's, like, Pete's unrequited love.
559
00:24:12,474 --> 00:24:13,934
- (LAUGHS)
- And that's the whole reason
560
00:24:14,074 --> 00:24:15,374
why he wrote the book
in the first place.
561
00:24:15,474 --> 00:24:16,934
No, it's not the whole reason.
562
00:24:17,074 --> 00:24:20,294
He wanted to make sense
of how this one song
563
00:24:20,394 --> 00:24:22,494
could encapsulate everything.
564
00:24:22,634 --> 00:24:27,834
This girl, this memory,
their One Crowded Hour.
565
00:24:27,954 --> 00:24:30,554
I wonder where we should sit
when we're in the meeting.
566
00:24:30,674 --> 00:24:33,494
Like, is it just gonna be your dad,
or are there gonna be more people?
567
00:24:33,634 --> 00:24:35,014
We're not talking about that now, Pete.
568
00:24:35,154 --> 00:24:36,294
We're talking about One Crowded Hour.
569
00:24:36,394 --> 00:24:37,934
No, I just, um, that mood board...
570
00:24:42,686 --> 00:24:44,166
Just gonna get another drink.
571
00:24:48,077 --> 00:24:51,804
So, Alice, um, tell me
something I don't know.
572
00:24:51,929 --> 00:24:52,945
Okay.
573
00:24:53,187 --> 00:24:56,847
I... was named after
Alice in Wonderland.
574
00:24:58,867 --> 00:25:01,007
Did not know that about you.
575
00:25:01,107 --> 00:25:02,847
Yep.
576
00:25:02,987 --> 00:25:07,438
I, um, I would like to think that I
was named after Simone de Beauvoir,
577
00:25:07,516 --> 00:25:11,376
um... but I think it was just a great-aunt.
578
00:25:12,227 --> 00:25:14,007
Or pet.
579
00:25:15,687 --> 00:25:17,567
It's okay.
580
00:25:17,707 --> 00:25:20,167
Oh, you're just... you're
all trying so hard,
581
00:25:20,267 --> 00:25:21,807
and I know I don't fit in.
582
00:25:21,907 --> 00:25:23,147
Oh, no, Alice...
583
00:25:23,227 --> 00:25:24,327
No, it's cool.
584
00:25:24,427 --> 00:25:27,807
Uh, it's not you.
585
00:25:27,947 --> 00:25:30,607
You know, we're just this closed circle,
586
00:25:30,707 --> 00:25:33,147
and it's laziness, really.
587
00:25:33,227 --> 00:25:34,967
I mean, we need fresh blood.
588
00:25:35,067 --> 00:25:37,607
Oh! That's not creepy at all.
589
00:25:37,707 --> 00:25:39,247
Right! (LAUGHS)
590
00:25:39,347 --> 00:25:40,151
Yeah.
591
00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:43,287
Um, why don't we get smashed and bombed?
592
00:25:43,387 --> 00:25:44,847
Yes.
593
00:25:44,947 --> 00:25:46,087
Ah, okay.
594
00:25:46,187 --> 00:25:48,007
Yes!
595
00:25:48,147 --> 00:25:50,367
Oh, now Dad's asking for
conversation starters.
596
00:25:50,507 --> 00:25:52,167
What does your mum like talking about?
597
00:25:52,267 --> 00:25:54,087
Sex, religion, politics.
598
00:25:54,187 --> 00:25:55,887
Anything taboo, basically.
599
00:25:56,027 --> 00:25:57,647
Yeah, I'll just tell him to
stick with what he knows.
600
00:25:57,747 --> 00:25:59,087
And what's that?
601
00:25:59,187 --> 00:26:00,967
Footy, camping, tax law.
602
00:26:01,107 --> 00:26:03,167
- To be a fly on that wall.
- Oh, yeah.
603
00:26:06,747 --> 00:26:11,327
I used to like to go to the
Yarra Ranges with Pete.
604
00:26:11,467 --> 00:26:13,723
There's a beautiful spot
for camping up there.
605
00:26:14,447 --> 00:26:17,348
Do you, uh... do you go camping, Mims?
606
00:26:18,407 --> 00:26:21,287
Oh, uh, yeah, sometimes.
607
00:26:21,427 --> 00:26:23,247
I supposed you'd be more
of a glamping girl.
608
00:26:25,247 --> 00:26:26,527
Yeah, um...
609
00:26:27,667 --> 00:26:30,507
Can I... you're actually bleeding.
610
00:26:30,587 --> 00:26:33,967
Oh, jeez, God.
611
00:26:35,947 --> 00:26:38,887
See, this is what happens when you
led the league in hard ball gets
612
00:26:38,987 --> 00:26:40,427
before there was such a thing,
613
00:26:40,507 --> 00:26:41,807
damn heavy tackling.
614
00:26:41,907 --> 00:26:42,967
Oh!
615
00:26:44,047 --> 00:26:46,727
Uh, maybe if you put your head back.
616
00:26:46,827 --> 00:26:48,087
Yeah, thanks.
617
00:26:49,967 --> 00:26:52,167
(LOUD MUSIC PLAYS)
618
00:26:52,267 --> 00:26:53,287
What are they doing?
619
00:26:53,387 --> 00:26:55,927
Uh, no, it's Gillian, actually.
620
00:26:56,027 --> 00:26:57,847
Oh, really?
621
00:26:59,047 --> 00:27:00,527
Is that evolving?
622
00:27:00,627 --> 00:27:02,507
Uh, I don't know.
623
00:27:02,627 --> 00:27:05,607
It's, uh, I messed it up, but
she seems forgiving, so...
624
00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:06,927
She seems everywhere.
625
00:27:08,247 --> 00:27:09,247
What?
626
00:27:09,387 --> 00:27:11,447
Maybe you should do a song
about her on your show.
627
00:27:11,547 --> 00:27:13,087
What's a good song for a chef?
628
00:27:13,187 --> 00:27:15,982
Like, what, Sex and Candy?
629
00:27:16,767 --> 00:27:17,807
Hot Potato?
630
00:27:17,907 --> 00:27:18,847
Hey, what about that?
631
00:27:18,987 --> 00:27:21,147
You reckon that's, like, witty but
not like I'm trying to be witty?
632
00:27:22,507 --> 00:27:25,167
You guys want to play a game
of pool or something, or...
633
00:27:25,267 --> 00:27:26,787
Nah, this.
634
00:27:28,267 --> 00:27:30,727
- I like a dog, always.
- Oh, it's so cute!
635
00:27:31,827 --> 00:27:34,847
Oh, he's... he's cute.
636
00:27:36,267 --> 00:27:40,047
No, you can't wear a unicorn
mask in a profile picture.
637
00:27:40,187 --> 00:27:45,087
Hey, um... do you think that
he's too, um, good for me?
638
00:27:45,187 --> 00:27:46,687
What, the unicorn?
639
00:27:46,787 --> 00:27:47,967
Vince.
640
00:27:48,067 --> 00:27:49,167
Don't say that.
641
00:27:49,307 --> 00:27:52,367
I mean, if anything,
you're too good for him.
642
00:27:52,467 --> 00:27:54,047
Oh, mm, mm, mm.
643
00:27:54,187 --> 00:27:56,567
I don't want to be good. Mm,
mm. I don't want to be nice.
644
00:27:56,667 --> 00:27:58,367
I want to be the thing that...
645
00:27:59,607 --> 00:28:00,887
Is it normal to feel dizzy?
646
00:28:02,387 --> 00:28:04,167
Oh, I don't drink, as a habit.
647
00:28:04,267 --> 00:28:06,207
It doesn't suit me.
648
00:28:06,347 --> 00:28:09,607
Mum says it's because I
have a fragile metabolism.
649
00:28:09,707 --> 00:28:10,687
Hmm.
650
00:28:13,147 --> 00:28:15,727
Wait, well, then, why are you drinking?
651
00:28:15,827 --> 00:28:18,247
To be chill, like you.
652
00:28:19,527 --> 00:28:20,487
I...
653
00:28:20,627 --> 00:28:23,787
I mean, that's, um...
unnerving, but adorable.
654
00:28:23,907 --> 00:28:27,087
And legit, legit, legit,
you could have anyone!
655
00:28:27,187 --> 00:28:28,527
You could have anyone in this room!
656
00:28:28,627 --> 00:28:29,927
Ha!
657
00:28:30,067 --> 00:28:31,427
You could have anyone
in the world, Simone.
658
00:28:31,507 --> 00:28:34,167
You could have... you could have him.
659
00:28:34,267 --> 00:28:35,327
Or him.
660
00:28:41,307 --> 00:28:42,647
Oh.
661
00:28:42,747 --> 00:28:44,847
It says he's active.
662
00:28:44,987 --> 00:28:47,567
We've crossed paths 7 times
in the last 30 minutes.
663
00:28:49,627 --> 00:28:51,847
So, you could hook up
with him right now?
664
00:28:51,947 --> 00:28:52,967
But I wouldn't.
665
00:28:54,087 --> 00:28:56,247
I mean, maybe if he wasn't related,
666
00:28:56,347 --> 00:28:57,727
but that's not the point.
667
00:28:57,827 --> 00:28:59,087
He's fucking ridiculous.
668
00:28:59,187 --> 00:29:00,727
And engaged.
669
00:29:02,947 --> 00:29:04,067
Where is he?
670
00:29:05,107 --> 00:29:07,007
He's next door, I think.
671
00:29:07,107 --> 00:29:08,287
We have to confront him.
672
00:29:08,427 --> 00:29:09,527
- Do we?
- Yes.
673
00:29:09,627 --> 00:29:10,567
He's an adult.
674
00:29:11,867 --> 00:29:13,207
I'm going home. Alice, you coming?
675
00:29:13,347 --> 00:29:16,487
No, Alice is going to
stay with me, aren't you?
676
00:29:16,587 --> 00:29:17,767
Yeah.
677
00:29:17,907 --> 00:29:19,427
- See you at home.
- Vincent.
678
00:29:19,567 --> 00:29:21,087
No! It's none of our
business, Lil. He's an idiot.
679
00:29:21,187 --> 00:29:22,367
See you, Pete.
680
00:29:22,467 --> 00:29:23,487
See you, mate.
681
00:29:24,687 --> 00:29:26,067
You have to come with me.
682
00:29:26,147 --> 00:29:27,967
Sure.
683
00:29:28,107 --> 00:29:31,247
Well, the entire tax
system needs an overhaul.
684
00:29:31,387 --> 00:29:34,887
This... this 21st century economy
and our 200-year-old tax system
685
00:29:34,987 --> 00:29:36,427
is just about revenue-raising,
686
00:29:36,507 --> 00:29:37,887
which is, as you can imagine...
687
00:29:38,027 --> 00:29:41,087
Look, I'm sorry. I'm
monopolising the conversation.
688
00:29:41,187 --> 00:29:43,447
Um, what about you?
689
00:29:43,547 --> 00:29:45,367
Sorry?
690
00:29:45,467 --> 00:29:46,887
You, have you got any interests?
691
00:29:47,027 --> 00:29:48,677
- Obviously not steak.
- Oh!
692
00:29:49,907 --> 00:29:51,207
Yeah, it was just... there was a lot.
693
00:29:51,307 --> 00:29:52,567
Look, you're not fat.
694
00:29:53,967 --> 00:29:56,787
Um, well, I...
695
00:29:56,907 --> 00:29:59,427
- Mainly the kids, I think.
- Yeah.
696
00:29:59,507 --> 00:30:01,287
And, um, when I was young,
697
00:30:01,395 --> 00:30:03,615
I wanted to study psychology.
698
00:30:04,305 --> 00:30:07,164
But, um... then I got married and...
699
00:30:08,123 --> 00:30:09,083
then I got single.
700
00:30:09,467 --> 00:30:11,447
Dating, eh? Never gets any easier.
701
00:30:11,547 --> 00:30:13,507
Yeah, well, I wouldn't know.
702
00:30:13,627 --> 00:30:15,855
- Yeah, me neither.
- Yeah.
703
00:30:21,907 --> 00:30:24,067
Do you... do you think
we should get the bill?
704
00:30:25,107 --> 00:30:26,527
Yeah, good idea.
705
00:30:26,627 --> 00:30:27,647
Maybe it's not what you think.
706
00:30:30,507 --> 00:30:32,406
It's exactly what I think.
707
00:30:35,947 --> 00:30:37,527
- Dad, hi.
- Lil!
708
00:30:37,667 --> 00:30:38,927
- Hi.
- Hey, hey.
709
00:30:39,027 --> 00:30:40,287
Hey, Anthony, how are you?
710
00:30:40,427 --> 00:30:42,527
Well, this is a
coincidence. What brings...
711
00:30:42,667 --> 00:30:46,067
Hey, is Mum going... Mum's not
going out with Ivan, is she?
712
00:30:46,147 --> 00:30:48,007
Maybe.
713
00:30:49,147 --> 00:30:51,967
Why are you on a dating app, Dad?
714
00:30:52,107 --> 00:30:54,087
Because you do have a
fianc�e, you remember that?
715
00:30:54,187 --> 00:30:55,527
Seriously, is that what that is?
716
00:30:55,667 --> 00:30:57,567
I thought that was like an events thing.
717
00:30:57,707 --> 00:31:00,979
Happn, as in "What's
happening around town?"
718
00:31:02,987 --> 00:31:05,927
I'm going to quote directly
from your profile.
719
00:31:07,727 --> 00:31:13,327
"I'm an electric car enthusiast
looking for a little spark."
720
00:31:14,667 --> 00:31:16,067
I think I just threw up in my mouth.
721
00:31:16,207 --> 00:31:18,087
Okay, can you not look at me like that?
722
00:31:18,187 --> 00:31:19,787
Nothing's happened.
723
00:31:19,867 --> 00:31:21,427
It's... it's innocent, okay?
724
00:31:21,547 --> 00:31:23,647
Couple of dri... not
even a couple of drinks.
725
00:31:23,787 --> 00:31:25,647
I do some swiping, I
get a bit of attention.
726
00:31:25,787 --> 00:31:27,367
Is there anything wrong with that, Lil?
727
00:31:27,467 --> 00:31:28,727
I don't know.
728
00:31:28,827 --> 00:31:30,224
Why don't you ask Yvonne?
729
00:31:31,347 --> 00:31:35,025
We all heard you say how much
you apparently love her.
730
00:31:35,747 --> 00:31:37,127
Why isn't that enough?
731
00:31:40,827 --> 00:31:43,967
I'm surprised he has
any "happenings" at all.
732
00:31:45,067 --> 00:31:48,207
Who are the women who want
a slice of that action?
733
00:31:48,307 --> 00:31:49,447
Well...
734
00:31:49,547 --> 00:31:51,287
Why can't he be more like your dad?
735
00:31:51,427 --> 00:31:53,287
Oh, what, distant and
emotionally stunted?
736
00:31:53,427 --> 00:31:56,647
What, you don't think Anthony
Woodward is emotionally stunted?
737
00:31:56,787 --> 00:32:00,367
Please, he's like a cheat sheet for
my commitment-phobic psychology.
738
00:32:00,507 --> 00:32:02,427
Oh, you and Jack got engaged
and bought a house together,
739
00:32:02,507 --> 00:32:03,807
that's as committed as it gets.
740
00:32:03,907 --> 00:32:06,487
Yes, but I can always sell a house.
741
00:32:06,627 --> 00:32:09,021
Standing up in public and saying "I do"
742
00:32:09,091 --> 00:32:10,327
is not something I can undo.
743
00:32:10,467 --> 00:32:12,427
Well, actually, divorce is way
easier than splitting a home.
744
00:32:12,567 --> 00:32:13,847
You got to go through
the family court...
745
00:32:13,947 --> 00:32:15,447
Great.
746
00:32:15,547 --> 00:32:16,447
Anyway.
747
00:32:17,347 --> 00:32:20,067
Hey, you know you could have
invited me to the dinner.
748
00:32:22,027 --> 00:32:23,807
I wanted to tell you in person.
749
00:32:24,282 --> 00:32:25,342
Why?
750
00:32:27,727 --> 00:32:30,567
Do you know you haven't
congratulated me yet?
751
00:32:30,707 --> 00:32:32,207
- Yes, I have.
- No, you really haven't.
752
00:32:33,787 --> 00:32:34,967
Well, congratulations.
753
00:32:37,787 --> 00:32:39,487
You don't think I should marry Jack?
754
00:32:42,687 --> 00:32:44,007
Let's get another drink.
755
00:32:44,107 --> 00:32:45,327
(CLEARS THROAT)
756
00:32:46,542 --> 00:32:47,862
That's not a fair question.
757
00:33:09,192 --> 00:33:10,692
Always nice to have a walk after dinner.
758
00:33:10,792 --> 00:33:11,772
Yep.
759
00:33:12,792 --> 00:33:13,692
Oh!
760
00:33:13,832 --> 00:33:15,412
Oh, you all right? That's
all right, I got you.
761
00:33:15,512 --> 00:33:17,252
Whoops! Ah, sorry.
762
00:33:17,352 --> 00:33:18,492
Ha, wow.
763
00:33:18,592 --> 00:33:20,472
If I knew we were going intrepid,
764
00:33:20,612 --> 00:33:23,372
I would have worn different shoes. Ha!
765
00:33:23,512 --> 00:33:26,852
- It's all right.
- Let's, um... let's go back.
766
00:33:26,952 --> 00:33:29,572
Oh. Okay.
767
00:33:29,672 --> 00:33:33,012
Well... thanks, Ivan.
768
00:33:33,112 --> 00:33:35,212
It was a lovely idea.
769
00:33:35,352 --> 00:33:38,598
It really was a very educational dinner.
770
00:33:39,752 --> 00:33:42,932
I can honestly say I think I've
learned more about football
771
00:33:43,032 --> 00:33:45,492
and tax than on any other date.
772
00:33:49,632 --> 00:33:52,011
Are... are you picking up litter?
773
00:33:52,792 --> 00:33:54,892
Yeah, I'm sorry. It's a habit.
774
00:33:54,992 --> 00:33:57,932
I approve. I hate litterbugs.
775
00:33:58,992 --> 00:33:59,972
You approve?
776
00:34:01,712 --> 00:34:03,132
Oh, there you are, then.
777
00:34:12,333 --> 00:34:14,612
VOICEMAIL: You have one new message.
778
00:34:15,712 --> 00:34:17,572
JACK: Hey, I'm heading to the hotel.
779
00:34:17,672 --> 00:34:19,212
Just wanted to hear your voice.
780
00:34:20,072 --> 00:34:22,252
Look, I know what Gillian
suggested freaked you out.
781
00:34:22,392 --> 00:34:25,472
But... look, the only important
thing about this wedding...
782
00:34:26,992 --> 00:34:28,612
is that we're going to
be together forever.
783
00:34:28,712 --> 00:34:29,832
(COUGHS)
784
00:34:39,432 --> 00:34:42,112
? It's like drinking gin
with nothing else in ?
785
00:34:42,192 --> 00:34:44,972
? And that doesn't hold me together ?
786
00:34:46,932 --> 00:34:50,012
? But for one crowded hour ?
787
00:34:50,152 --> 00:34:53,332
? You were the only one in the room ?
788
00:34:53,432 --> 00:34:54,532
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
789
00:34:54,672 --> 00:34:57,572
? And I sailed around all
those bumps in the night... ?
790
00:34:57,712 --> 00:35:00,449
- Sorry.
- Hey.
791
00:35:00,992 --> 00:35:02,412
Can I get in with you?
792
00:35:03,752 --> 00:35:05,492
Yeah, but I got an exam
tomorrow, so... get in.
793
00:35:08,112 --> 00:35:13,412
? That one crowded hour would
lead to my wreck and ruin ?
794
00:35:13,512 --> 00:35:15,472
? I know you like your boys... ?
795
00:35:16,432 --> 00:35:17,572
Mum and Dad split up.
796
00:35:18,912 --> 00:35:20,932
Oh. Shit.
797
00:35:21,072 --> 00:35:22,652
- That's, um...
- Yeah.
798
00:35:24,572 --> 00:35:26,222
He's a liar and a cheater and...
799
00:35:27,272 --> 00:35:28,292
I hate him.
800
00:35:29,432 --> 00:35:30,592
? Believe to the tune ?
801
00:35:30,732 --> 00:35:33,532
? That as far as their
bleeding eyes see ?
802
00:35:33,632 --> 00:35:35,292
? Is a pleasure pen meant for them ?
803
00:35:35,392 --> 00:35:36,972
? Built and rent for them ?
804
00:35:37,072 --> 00:35:39,472
? Not for the likes of me ?
805
00:35:39,612 --> 00:35:42,132
? They're not for the
likes of you and me. ?
806
00:35:42,232 --> 00:35:44,692
(PHONE RINGS)
807
00:35:44,792 --> 00:35:46,772
Hey, this is Pete. Leave a message.
808
00:35:46,872 --> 00:35:48,112
? Crowded hour ?
809
00:35:48,192 --> 00:35:51,112
? You were the only one in the room ?
810
00:35:51,252 --> 00:35:54,192
? And I sailed around all
those bumps in the night ?
811
00:35:54,272 --> 00:35:57,472
? To your beacon in the gloom ?
812
00:35:57,612 --> 00:36:00,852
? I thought I had found
my golden September ?
813
00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:03,052
? In the middle of that purple June ?
814
00:36:03,192 --> 00:36:09,172
? But one crowded hour would
lead to my wreck and ruin. ?
815
00:36:12,852 --> 00:36:14,372
Hey, this is Pete. Leave a message.
816
00:36:14,472 --> 00:36:15,832
(BEEP)
817
00:36:29,112 --> 00:36:31,212
Look, if this is really about Jack,
818
00:36:31,312 --> 00:36:32,972
people get cold feet.
819
00:36:33,072 --> 00:36:34,832
Or... garlic sauce feet.
820
00:36:34,912 --> 00:36:36,292
Oh, no, Dad!
821
00:36:36,432 --> 00:36:39,412
No, you're not gonna
make me laugh. I'm angry.
822
00:36:39,552 --> 00:36:41,612
I haven't done anything
wrong, not really.
823
00:36:41,712 --> 00:36:42,832
Not this time.
824
00:36:45,572 --> 00:36:47,292
Look, what I did to your mother...
825
00:36:48,572 --> 00:36:49,772
I'm not proud of.
826
00:36:50,852 --> 00:36:52,932
I thought you were amazing,
827
00:36:53,032 --> 00:36:54,212
and you were lying.
828
00:36:56,932 --> 00:36:58,492
Well, maybe I'm not like you, Lil.
829
00:36:58,592 --> 00:36:59,692
I'm not brave.
830
00:36:59,792 --> 00:37:03,096
I feel trapped, and I screw up.
831
00:37:07,832 --> 00:37:08,932
Do you love her?
832
00:37:09,032 --> 00:37:11,252
Yep. Very much.
833
00:37:12,152 --> 00:37:13,332
I loved your mother too.
834
00:37:14,992 --> 00:37:16,692
Doesn't mean that I don't panic...
835
00:37:17,832 --> 00:37:19,932
about... what I'm missing.
836
00:37:20,032 --> 00:37:21,972
(PHONE RINGS)
837
00:37:25,852 --> 00:37:27,772
Oh, the other man in my life.
838
00:37:31,492 --> 00:37:35,132
Hey, Lil, before you
go, could you help me?
839
00:37:35,272 --> 00:37:37,692
Just... you wouldn't be able
to get rid of this app for us?
840
00:37:37,792 --> 00:37:40,192
It's just like... Please?
841
00:37:42,852 --> 00:37:44,412
This is technology.
842
00:37:52,732 --> 00:37:54,292
What's up?
843
00:37:54,392 --> 00:37:55,532
Um...
844
00:37:58,032 --> 00:38:00,372
My resignation, effective immediately.
845
00:38:03,072 --> 00:38:04,612
- Really?
- Mm-hm.
846
00:38:05,992 --> 00:38:07,652
Again, Eric?
847
00:38:07,752 --> 00:38:08,852
Yes!
848
00:38:08,992 --> 00:38:12,772
I don't want to invoke The
Boy Who Cried "Quit".
849
00:38:12,912 --> 00:38:14,932
- Yeah, I know. I've...
- But this is...
850
00:38:15,072 --> 00:38:16,332
Played this card a few
times before, yeah.
851
00:38:16,472 --> 00:38:19,972
But... seriously, it's time
for me to spread my wings,
852
00:38:20,072 --> 00:38:21,412
at least try.
853
00:38:21,552 --> 00:38:24,812
Eric, screw the nominations. Come on.
854
00:38:24,912 --> 00:38:26,412
The truth is....
855
00:38:27,732 --> 00:38:29,612
I just don't love this anymore.
856
00:38:29,752 --> 00:38:31,012
I love you, of course, but I don't...
857
00:38:32,712 --> 00:38:34,492
I don't love this anymore.
858
00:38:36,832 --> 00:38:38,472
It's really what you want?
859
00:38:39,792 --> 00:38:40,852
Yeah.
860
00:38:44,072 --> 00:38:45,252
It's...
861
00:38:46,852 --> 00:38:48,132
Come here.
862
00:38:53,492 --> 00:38:55,852
You know, if I was a younger man, I'd...
863
00:38:55,952 --> 00:38:57,472
I'm so kidding.
864
00:38:57,552 --> 00:38:58,892
I'm not. No, I am.
865
00:38:58,992 --> 00:39:00,932
(LAUGHS) I'm kidding!
866
00:39:06,339 --> 00:39:07,659
You're good, you know?
867
00:39:07,759 --> 00:39:09,259
You're really... you're good-good.
868
00:39:09,359 --> 00:39:11,519
Which is good for Vincent.
869
00:39:11,599 --> 00:39:14,299
It's... it's really...
870
00:39:19,139 --> 00:39:20,299
(LAUGHS)
871
00:39:20,399 --> 00:39:21,419
Kissing's great.
872
00:39:21,559 --> 00:39:23,179
I think everyone should
always be kissing.
873
00:39:23,279 --> 00:39:26,059
(LAUGHS)
874
00:39:26,159 --> 00:39:27,179
Hi!
875
00:39:28,919 --> 00:39:30,419
Isn't Sim beautiful, Vincent?
876
00:39:30,519 --> 00:39:33,099
You are!
877
00:39:33,199 --> 00:39:34,659
How drunk are you guys?
878
00:39:34,799 --> 00:39:39,239
Um, I would say just way past drunk!
879
00:39:39,359 --> 00:39:41,939
Sim's an awesome kisser,
did you know that?
880
00:39:42,039 --> 00:39:43,519
Oh!
881
00:39:43,659 --> 00:39:46,179
Hey, babe, why don't you crash in
my bed? I'll be in in a minute.
882
00:39:46,549 --> 00:39:47,589
Yes.
883
00:39:48,619 --> 00:39:49,899
(GIGGLES)
884
00:39:50,815 --> 00:39:52,575
- Night!
- Night!
885
00:40:00,975 --> 00:40:04,235
Kissing my girlfriend is
crossing the line, Sim.
886
00:40:04,375 --> 00:40:08,575
You wanted me to make an
effort, and we were bonding.
887
00:40:08,655 --> 00:40:10,315
You were driving a wedge.
888
00:40:11,395 --> 00:40:13,575
That's what you were doing.
889
00:40:14,975 --> 00:40:17,275
(SCOFFS)
890
00:40:35,315 --> 00:40:36,935
Hi!
891
00:40:37,015 --> 00:40:38,755
Surprise.
892
00:40:38,855 --> 00:40:40,515
Aren't you supposed to be in Perth?
893
00:40:40,615 --> 00:40:42,115
What happened to your interviews?
894
00:40:43,375 --> 00:40:46,575
I've decided I don't need to
answer any more questions
895
00:40:46,715 --> 00:40:49,275
about my feelings for Gillian
at 6:00 in the morning.
896
00:40:57,375 --> 00:40:59,675
Thank you, thank you.
897
00:41:04,535 --> 00:41:06,275
Lil, you know it's all fiction.
898
00:41:08,454 --> 00:41:09,854
Gillian and I.
899
00:41:12,652 --> 00:41:14,112
I know.
900
00:41:14,495 --> 00:41:16,435
? And always hoping
for it to come true ?
901
00:41:19,815 --> 00:41:23,515
? Waiting for the train,
I can see your face... ?
902
00:41:23,615 --> 00:41:25,235
So, how'd the date go?
903
00:41:25,335 --> 00:41:29,595
Hmm, according to your ABC scale,
904
00:41:29,735 --> 00:41:34,035
I'd give Mimi an EFD,
extremely fucking difficult.
905
00:41:34,175 --> 00:41:36,435
Says the guy who collects
rubbish for a hobby?
906
00:41:36,535 --> 00:41:37,715
Yeah, don't miss that bit.
907
00:41:37,815 --> 00:41:39,575
(PHONE RINGS)
908
00:41:39,695 --> 00:41:41,995
Oh, don't tell Lily I was
talking about her mum.
909
00:41:42,095 --> 00:41:44,075
(RINGS)
910
00:41:44,175 --> 00:41:45,395
Oh, it's not Lily, actually.
911
00:41:46,475 --> 00:41:48,155
Hey, you.
912
00:41:49,015 --> 00:41:50,995
Yeah. Yeah, me too. It was fun.
913
00:41:52,295 --> 00:41:54,855
? Yeah, me and you. ?
914
00:41:56,035 --> 00:41:57,115
Hey!
915
00:42:01,695 --> 00:42:03,715
I always thought that we
would end up together.
916
00:42:05,095 --> 00:42:06,315
It's only marriage.
917
00:42:07,475 --> 00:42:10,075
I'll always love you most.
918
00:42:10,215 --> 00:42:13,955
Also, men actually die 10
years earlier than women,
919
00:42:14,055 --> 00:42:15,115
so we can be together then.
920
00:42:15,215 --> 00:42:16,355
(LAUGHS)
921
00:42:17,677 --> 00:42:20,035
Hey, about the wedding, we're
going to do it your way.
922
00:42:21,855 --> 00:42:25,315
I was gonna say I changed my
mind about the long engagement.
923
00:42:25,415 --> 00:42:26,675
Really?
924
00:42:26,775 --> 00:42:27,915
Yeah.
925
00:42:28,055 --> 00:42:31,575
Can you imagine years and years of
talking about it in every interview,
926
00:42:31,695 --> 00:42:34,435
looking at fake stories
in every magazine?
927
00:42:34,535 --> 00:42:37,675
That would be a bag of dicks.
928
00:42:37,775 --> 00:42:39,115
Are you sure?
929
00:42:39,215 --> 00:42:41,275
Yeah. Let's rush into it.
930
00:42:44,375 --> 00:42:47,515
? When you hold me I can see ?
931
00:42:47,655 --> 00:42:53,053
? You're the harmony to
my heartbeat, baby. ?
932
00:42:54,067 --> 00:42:57,770
It's the biggest day of Lily's life...
933
00:42:57,771 --> 00:42:59,639
her wedding day!
934
00:43:00,016 --> 00:43:03,235
- But it's not gonna quite go to plan.
- What?! What?!
935
00:43:03,940 --> 00:43:09,543
On the new night, 8:40 Wednesday,
will Lily get her happily ever after?
936
00:43:09,692 --> 00:43:12,291
I guess I just wanna know whether
you're in love with him.
937
00:43:15,099 --> 00:43:16,570
Are you in love with Pete?
938
00:43:17,013 --> 00:43:23,403
_
939
00:43:23,503 --> 00:43:26,644
940
00:43:26,694 --> 00:43:31,244
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