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(QUIRKY SYNTHPOP INTRO
TO 'GIRL U WANT' BY DEVO)
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(CARD READER BEEPS)
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(HORN TOOTS)
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SONG:
She sings from somewhere
you can't see
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-
She sits in the top... - (PHONE RINGS)
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...of the greenest tree
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She sends out an aroma
of undefined love
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It drips on down
in a mist from above
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She's just the girl,
she's just the girl
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The girl U want...
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- Oi! Stop!
-
She's just the girl
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She's just the girl
The girl U want...
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(MUTTERS) Oh, bloody hell.
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('GIRL U WANT' CONTINUES)
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Oh!
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RECORDED P.A. ANNOUNCEMENT:
In the interests of passenger safety,
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please refrain
from running on the platforms
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or in the station area.
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Dale! Don't let Sasha
check her email, phone or computer.
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- Create a crisis if you have to.
- Got it.
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She's just the girl
The girl U want...
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Have you received
a software update on your phone?
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- No.
- Good. Don't touch it.
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It's got a bug that will crash
the whole system.
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She's just the girl,
she's just the girl
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The girl U want
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She's just the girl,
she's just the girl
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The girl U want...
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- Nooo!
- I need your iPad too.
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-
The girl U want... - Ugh!
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She's just the girl,
she's just the girl...
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_
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All over the world, there is
one very common theme, and...
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- Did you just get home?
- God, I stink.
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And yet I like it.
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- Do you want to smell me?
- No.
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How do I look?
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What look are you going for?
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Is it CEO of a paper supply firm
or waiter?
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What do you think?
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('I GOT THE MOVES' BY HABIBI)
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SONG:
I got the moves when you
see me on a Saturday night
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I got the moves, jukebox playing
and the music's alright
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I got the moves
Hey, hey, I think I do...
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Done.
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(KISSES)
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- Good luck.
- Thanks.
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- (LIFT BELL DINGS)
-
I got the moves
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Hey, hey, I think I do...
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- Good morning, Paula.
- Morning, Lily.
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- How are you, Rex?
- REX: Morning, Lily.
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You take my hand Shimmy, shimmy
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Now he's holding me tight...
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- Hey, Lily.
- Val.
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Morning.
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DALE: Morning, Lily.
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It's not news.
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She has 60 million Instagram followers.
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Anything Taylor says is news.
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You can't judge newsworthy moments
from the number of likes.
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How else are you supposed to judge them?
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OK, you guys know the drill.
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New segments need to have
some degree of longevity,
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something you can put
a spin on each week.
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- A feature-length political story?
- That's a good idea.
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In addition to our regular news updates?
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- Yes, in addition.
- No.
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No surprise there. Good luck.
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We want something bigger,
something more interactive.
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Lily, clearly you've been
preparing something.
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Do you know who does
most of the world's work?
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- Indians.
- Google. No, Facebook.
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No. Women.
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Women do 66% of the world's work.
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Even at Google, 'cause I'm
pretty sure that's mainly men.
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It's not about Google or Facebook,
it's about women around the world
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and the amount
of actual physical work they do.
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So I'm thinking we look
at women around the world
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and compare them on a number of indices,
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including how much work they do,
what they eat, what they buy.
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It'll be fast.
Bang! This is how much I earn.
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Bang! This is what I eat.
Bang! This is who I live with.
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Bang! This is depressing.
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So you think if we do a different
country each week?
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And we could compare them
to Australian women.
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Could we bring in a beauty component,
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perhaps looking at different
cultural views of beauty?
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- We can do that.
- Or make-up.
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And how different cultures
use make-up differently.
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I like that.
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I wouldn't want the focus
to be beauty or make-up.
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It's more about power and work.
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You got any sponsors interested?
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I've spoken to a couple
of Australian fashion labels
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and they love the idea.
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How interested?
Will they put money on the table?
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Not immediately.
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Right.
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Um, let's see what else we have.
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- Nikkii?
- (SIGHS) This guy.
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Jack Winters.
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A chef. Cooks simple, honest food.
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He says "Man Tong Noodles" twice,
we have a sponsor on board.
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The segment pays for itself.
Boom! Slam dunk.
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Totally hot, totally manly,
just opened a new restaurant.
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SASHA: Is he interested
in being on network television?
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Well, I've put out a few feelers
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and the answer is a resounding
"Yes, please!"
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(CHUCKLES)
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Lily, I'd like you to work with Nikkii.
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Help her get this over the line.
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I'll have a talk to upstairs,
see what deal we can do with him.
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Dale.
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You're welcome, babe.
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So you've got "Man Tong Noodles" on board?
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- What do you mean?
- Are they going to sponsor the segment?
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How do I know?
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(CARD READER BEEPS)
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LILY: Hi. I'm heading home.
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I'm probably going to kill myself,
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but before I do,
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can you just meet me on the train
in Footscray in about five?
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- MAN: Sure.
- Thanks.
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('GOLD SNAFU' BY STICKY FINGERS)
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SONG:
For some this is all a game
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Don't take me just a fool
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Won't you just stay on the phone
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Faking smiles
and acting all the cool...
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Didn't go well, then?
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- You wanna talk about it?
- No.
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Look at how that guy is sitting.
He's taking up about five seats.
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Well, technically, it's only really two.
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No, it shits me.
Did he pay for two seats?
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No, he didn't.
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Doesn't matter. Train's empty.
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- What are you...?
- Shhh.
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- Put your phone away.
- Shhh.
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Lily...
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- (PHONE CAMERA CLICKS)
- Lily.
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- What are you doing?
- MAN: What's going on here?
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Can I check your ticket, please?
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No, because I forgot to bring it.
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And I have a very good reason,
which I'm happy to explain.
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No, please don't.
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SONG:
You can call me
when you're all alone, darling
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So to sum things up,
you completely blew your pitch.
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Yeah.
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And now you're forced
to produce a cooking segment,
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even though you can't cook.
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Well, she's not actually
doing the cooking.
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Shh! Have no interest in cooking.
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And you have to work with someone
who you don't respect
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and who doesn't respect you.
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Mmm. I'm not sure
that she doesn't respect me.
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I think we can safely assume
that she doesn't.
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Well, let's not go too far.
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- I can't eat.
- (PHONE TRILLS)
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Oh, God.
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It's an email from Sasha.
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I can't read it. Can you read it to me?
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(READS) "I'd like you all to welcome
Jack Winters to 'The Breakfast Bar'.
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"Jack is a dynamic
and forward-thinking chef
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"who reflects the current culture of food
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"that is both healthy and delicious."
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Sounds like a monster.
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- Resign and be done with it.
- (CHUCKLES)
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Auf Wiedersehen, losers.
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And in case that's not clear enough,
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please send my fond farewell
to the new chef,
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who I have no doubt is a
monstrous piece of conceited turd.
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Thank God I'll never have to eat
that shit sandwich.
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- (LAUGHS)
- (LAUGHS)
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I know I'm taking this badly,
but Sasha never goes for my ideas.
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I'm trying to think of an upside.
There isn't one.
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I'm not climbing up the career ladder,
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I am falling down, down, down.
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I have all these amazing ideas
and no-one wants them.
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You don't think you're catastrophising?
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No. The reality is the only place
I'd probably do well...
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- ...is in porn.
- Why would you do well in porn?
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So you don't even think
I could crack it there?
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Well, seeing as you've never
even watched porn,
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then I think you wouldn't be
that great at producing it.
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I've watched tons of porn.
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Foreign films are not considered porn.
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If everyone in the film is naked,
it's porn.
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Let's just leave that one alone,
shall we?
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What if this is it for me, Pete?
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What if no-one ever goes for my ideas
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and I just fumble along
until I'm old and alone
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and... maybe even really, really fat?
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And then I die.
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And then my pet, maybe a dog,
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maybe a parrot,
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mistakes my fat, bulging face
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for a pile of juicy
yet strangely pale sausages.
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Well, even when you're old and fat
and you have no face,
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I'll still be your friend.
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That's beautiful.
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(KISSES)
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Why did you do that?
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I don't know.
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('YOU'RE THE BEST' BY WET PLAYS SOFTLY)
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Kiss me again.
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Lily...
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Ahh.
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Is... is that what you want?
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- Kiss me back.
- (GASPS)
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Are you sure you wanna do this?
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We've been friends
for a really long time.
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SONG:
Or is she in me
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And all the rest
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Well, baby, you're the best
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We'll figure out the rest
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And maybe it's a test
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I think we'd better quit
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While we're ahead
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(LILY SIGHS)
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Who was the last person
you had sex with before me?
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- No way.
- What?
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I know this is a trap. I don't know
what sort, but it's a trap.
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What are you talking about?
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We're best friends.
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We can tell each other anything.
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Oh, I... I don't want
to tell you about this.
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Why?
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Because these conversations
always end badly.
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Come on.
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Tell me.
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It was, er, a woman at work.
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A one-night stand?
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No, but it was pretty casual.
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- Did you like her?
- Yeah.
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But it was never going anywhere,
you know?
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It was just a sex thing
from her point of view.
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And what about from your point of view?
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I like her, but, you know,
she thinks I'm too young.
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How old is she?
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She's 42. She's gorgeous.
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Just got something about her.
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It's... you know,
it's difficult to describe.
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She kind of fascinates me, you know?
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- Are you serious?
- What?
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Why are you telling me about this woman?
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Because you asked.
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Have you thought for a second,
for a millisecond,
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how this might make me feel?
250
00:11:46,222 --> 00:11:48,199
- Now I am.
- Good!
251
00:11:48,636 --> 00:11:52,277
- Er, I didn't know you felt this way.
- Well, I do.
252
00:11:52,302 --> 00:11:54,099
I thought we were just friends
having fun.
253
00:11:54,124 --> 00:11:55,877
I didn't realise it meant more to you.
254
00:11:55,902 --> 00:11:58,423
- Oh, no. Don't you start that.
- What?
255
00:11:58,448 --> 00:12:01,237
Don't you even attempt
to excuse your bad behaviour
256
00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:03,557
by implying that I'm in love with you.
257
00:12:03,582 --> 00:12:05,517
No, I'm not saying that.
But you're so hurt.
258
00:12:05,542 --> 00:12:08,997
I'm not hurt, I'm appalled,
which is a very different thing.
259
00:12:09,022 --> 00:12:10,597
And if you don't understand
the difference
260
00:12:10,622 --> 00:12:13,157
between being hurt and being appalled,
261
00:12:13,182 --> 00:12:16,400
then you have no insight
into the human condition
262
00:12:16,425 --> 00:12:20,332
and I can only assume that you are
a heavily disguised narcissist.
263
00:12:24,021 --> 00:12:26,278
Just go home.
264
00:12:34,522 --> 00:12:37,007
Knew this conversation would end badly.
265
00:12:37,814 --> 00:12:39,897
And as I predicted...
266
00:12:41,322 --> 00:12:42,649
...it has.
267
00:12:45,069 --> 00:12:50,517
SONG:
Hold on,
I just got to let you know
268
00:12:50,542 --> 00:12:53,277
That I'm calling your mystery
269
00:12:53,302 --> 00:12:58,337
I hope that this moment's
not for show
270
00:12:58,362 --> 00:13:01,397
-
If only you could see that... - (DOOR CLOSES)
271
00:13:01,422 --> 00:13:05,057
Oh, well, I've got the fever now
272
00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:08,932
Oh, well, it's made me a believer...
273
00:13:10,088 --> 00:13:13,314
(ALARM BLARES, BUZZING)
274
00:13:18,022 --> 00:13:20,307
- (PHONE BEEPS)
- _
275
00:13:20,332 --> 00:13:21,418
__
276
00:13:22,462 --> 00:13:24,442
('GIRL U WANT' BY DEVO)
277
00:13:24,502 --> 00:13:25,717
Oh, no.
278
00:13:25,742 --> 00:13:27,755
RECORDED P.A. ANNOUNCEMENT:
In the interests of passenger safety,
279
00:13:27,780 --> 00:13:30,895
please refrain from running on the
platforms or in the station area.
280
00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:32,197
Dale!
281
00:13:32,222 --> 00:13:34,117
Have you received a software update
on your phone?
282
00:13:34,142 --> 00:13:35,840
No.
283
00:13:41,302 --> 00:13:43,932
- No!
- I need your iPad too.
284
00:13:49,799 --> 00:13:51,237
Come in.
285
00:13:56,062 --> 00:13:58,877
She's just the girl,
she's just the girl
286
00:13:58,902 --> 00:14:00,331
The girl U want
287
00:14:01,662 --> 00:14:04,593
She's just the girl,
she's just the girl
288
00:14:13,907 --> 00:14:14,986
Did she fire you?
289
00:14:16,057 --> 00:14:18,307
I have to apologise to the chef.
290
00:14:18,718 --> 00:14:20,213
I would consider that a win.
291
00:14:20,238 --> 00:14:22,755
And get him back on board
to do our segment of the show.
292
00:14:22,780 --> 00:14:25,183
He'll never do it. Why do you say that?
293
00:14:25,208 --> 00:14:26,853
Because you called him a turd.
294
00:14:26,878 --> 00:14:29,893
How do you know that?
How does everybody know that?
295
00:14:29,918 --> 00:14:32,733
Because Sasha told me
and I told everyone else.
296
00:14:32,758 --> 00:14:34,857
Why, why, why would you do that?
297
00:14:34,882 --> 00:14:37,088
Because I thought it was funny.
298
00:14:37,158 --> 00:14:39,333
Clearly I misjudged it,
I can tell that from your face.
299
00:14:39,358 --> 00:14:41,475
Don't be angry at me.
300
00:14:41,918 --> 00:14:44,834
Oh, well... Yep.
301
00:14:50,498 --> 00:14:52,920
Dale, why do you do this job?
302
00:14:53,218 --> 00:14:56,146
Because one day, news will be dead.
303
00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:59,453
No-one will care,
no-one will mourn it except for me,
304
00:14:59,539 --> 00:15:02,234
so I want to be there the day it dies.
305
00:15:02,478 --> 00:15:04,575
I want to bear witness to its death
306
00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:07,853
and I want to feel proud I tried,
307
00:15:07,878 --> 00:15:11,225
however fruitlessly, to keep it alive.
308
00:15:11,545 --> 00:15:13,631
Dale, is there only one 'I'
in Kardashian?
309
00:15:14,186 --> 00:15:15,452
Yes.
310
00:15:15,590 --> 00:15:17,045
Yes, there is.
311
00:15:17,070 --> 00:15:18,369
Yes!
312
00:15:29,794 --> 00:15:32,052
(SNIFFS)
313
00:15:38,698 --> 00:15:40,263
Hello. Jack?
314
00:15:40,518 --> 00:15:42,223
- Yes. Hello.
- Hi.
315
00:15:43,198 --> 00:15:45,493
I'm Lily Woodward.
316
00:15:45,518 --> 00:15:47,493
You may know me
from a poorly worded email
317
00:15:47,518 --> 00:15:49,716
that I sent you at 7:10 this morning.
318
00:15:52,046 --> 00:15:54,462
- Come with me.
- Thank you.
319
00:15:56,558 --> 00:15:58,493
I want to say very clearly
320
00:15:58,518 --> 00:16:01,337
that it doesn't reflect
my feelings about you
321
00:16:01,497 --> 00:16:04,695
nor the level of respect
that I have for you.
322
00:16:05,524 --> 00:16:08,697
I want to apologise
as sincerely as possible...
323
00:16:08,722 --> 00:16:10,289
Shh.
324
00:16:10,314 --> 00:16:11,816
OK.
325
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:14,926
Thank you. It...
326
00:16:22,438 --> 00:16:25,261
I'm getting the impression
you read the email.
327
00:16:26,434 --> 00:16:27,653
Yep.
328
00:16:27,873 --> 00:16:29,299
(MILK FROTHER HISSES)
329
00:16:36,118 --> 00:16:38,476
Um, what time do you want me in
tomorrow?
330
00:16:38,501 --> 00:16:40,053
If you want me in early,
it's no big deal.
331
00:16:40,281 --> 00:16:42,801
Well, it's whatever's on the roster.
332
00:16:43,033 --> 00:16:44,588
OK.
333
00:16:45,706 --> 00:16:47,206
(LAUGHS)
334
00:17:01,398 --> 00:17:02,874
(WOMAN CHUCKLES)
335
00:17:02,899 --> 00:17:06,398
Hey, you know this... us...
336
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:08,219
isn't going anywhere?
337
00:17:08,648 --> 00:17:10,929
- What?
- You know what I mean.
338
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,546
Maybe we can take it somewhere.
339
00:17:15,038 --> 00:17:19,749
Oh, you know that
I don't want a boyfriend, so...
340
00:17:19,878 --> 00:17:22,031
Yeah, especially one I work with.
341
00:17:24,118 --> 00:17:25,829
(BELL CHIMES)
342
00:17:25,993 --> 00:17:27,298
I'll get it.
343
00:17:29,398 --> 00:17:31,799
OK, so you've been to
the chef's restaurant,
344
00:17:31,878 --> 00:17:34,049
you've Facebooked him, you've
emailed him, you've called him.
345
00:17:34,074 --> 00:17:35,893
- Yes.
- Have you texted him?
346
00:17:35,918 --> 00:17:37,853
16 times.
347
00:17:37,878 --> 00:17:39,413
And he hasn't replied to any of them?
348
00:17:39,438 --> 00:17:40,773
No.
349
00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:42,639
- Why is he taunting you like this?
- Mmm!
350
00:17:42,664 --> 00:17:44,133
I don't know.
351
00:17:44,158 --> 00:17:45,453
He's turning you into a stalker.
352
00:17:45,478 --> 00:17:48,078
- He's forcing you to stalk him.
- I know.
353
00:17:48,377 --> 00:17:51,444
Let me see if I can find out
what he likes to do.
354
00:17:55,858 --> 00:17:57,954
I did it with Pete last night.
355
00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:00,039
Did what?
356
00:18:06,198 --> 00:18:08,665
- Ahh. How was it?
- Disastrous.
357
00:18:08,727 --> 00:18:12,517
Really? I always thought that
Pete would be quite good at sex.
358
00:18:12,542 --> 00:18:15,537
The sex was fine, but then he told me
he's been shagging someone else.
359
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:19,023
I think I missed part of the story,
why was it a disaster?
360
00:18:19,048 --> 00:18:21,196
He's been shagging someone else.
361
00:18:21,947 --> 00:18:25,149
- Big deal. Be grateful for the back-up.
- (CLICKS KEYBOARD)
362
00:18:25,198 --> 00:18:28,346
Mmm, from what I can tell,
363
00:18:28,371 --> 00:18:31,586
the chef spends most of his time
cooking,
364
00:18:31,798 --> 00:18:34,933
running, swimming, doing yoga
and meditating.
365
00:18:34,958 --> 00:18:37,133
Yeah, see, that actually sickens me.
366
00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:39,306
- Mm-hm.
- Aha!
367
00:18:39,509 --> 00:18:42,032
(GASPS) I found you. (CLICKS AWAY)
368
00:18:42,318 --> 00:18:44,453
And I know where
you're gonna be tonight.
369
00:18:44,478 --> 00:18:46,253
Quick, Simone, lend me a dress.
I'm going out.
370
00:18:46,278 --> 00:18:47,610
Oh! Yeah.
371
00:18:48,678 --> 00:18:51,356
(SIREN WAILS, MUSIC POUNDS FROM INSIDE)
372
00:18:57,638 --> 00:18:58,996
(READS) "Huge line.
373
00:18:59,021 --> 00:19:02,246
"You've worked at every club
in the city. How do I get in?"
374
00:19:03,118 --> 00:19:05,087
(MESSAGE DELIVERY BEEP)
375
00:19:13,382 --> 00:19:16,517
Busy night, huh? I got a call you
guys needed more lemons urgently.
376
00:19:16,542 --> 00:19:17,944
Cool.
377
00:19:21,558 --> 00:19:23,778
Have a good night. (LAUGHS)
378
00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:26,184
(MUSIC PLAYS)
379
00:19:40,418 --> 00:19:42,493
What's your most expensive champagne?
380
00:19:42,518 --> 00:19:44,773
- Bollinger.
- I'll take two glasses of that.
381
00:19:44,798 --> 00:19:47,093
- That's $45.
- What?!
382
00:19:47,118 --> 00:19:49,053
OK, changing the order.
383
00:19:49,078 --> 00:19:52,288
Two glasses of your cheapest champagne.
384
00:20:04,398 --> 00:20:05,934
(CHUCKLES)
385
00:20:06,278 --> 00:20:09,699
This is for you. Bollinger.
386
00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:13,713
Oh.
387
00:20:14,978 --> 00:20:16,961
Please, enjoy.
388
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:32,066
You're planning on following me
into the toilet?
389
00:20:32,091 --> 00:20:34,378
- If I have to. Wow.
- What do you want?
390
00:20:34,403 --> 00:20:36,813
- I want you to come and do our show.
- Why?
391
00:20:36,838 --> 00:20:39,115
Tell me in 20 words or less
why I should do it.
392
00:20:39,140 --> 00:20:43,213
Because if you don't,
I will lose my job.
393
00:20:43,238 --> 00:20:44,693
That's only nine. Dammit.
394
00:20:44,718 --> 00:20:46,160
Don't make it about you.
395
00:20:46,185 --> 00:20:48,881
Do I have 11 words left
or do I still have 20?
396
00:20:48,906 --> 00:20:49,738
11.
397
00:20:49,763 --> 00:20:56,065
Hundreds of thousands of people
watch our show every week.
398
00:20:56,566 --> 00:20:58,893
- And we can make you famous.
- I don't care about being famous.
399
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:02,213
You have 146,000 Instagram followers.
400
00:21:02,238 --> 00:21:05,096
- I think you care a little bit.
- Don't tell me what I care about.
401
00:21:05,121 --> 00:21:08,016
What's important to me is food
and our relationship to food.
402
00:21:08,041 --> 00:21:10,471
And our show can only enhance that.
403
00:21:10,496 --> 00:21:13,493
We'll give you a new
and receptive audience
404
00:21:13,518 --> 00:21:16,190
that are always on tap
and always on your side.
405
00:21:16,215 --> 00:21:18,413
There's one thing that bothers me,
and when I say, "One thing,"
406
00:21:18,438 --> 00:21:20,373
- I mean, "One more thing."
- What?
407
00:21:20,398 --> 00:21:22,526
I wanna work with someone
who has a passion for food.
408
00:21:22,551 --> 00:21:25,432
Oh, that's me!
I... I have a real passion for food.
409
00:21:25,457 --> 00:21:26,933
- What's your favourite cuisine?
- Lean.
410
00:21:26,958 --> 00:21:28,271
Uh, I'm sorry, I panicked.
411
00:21:28,296 --> 00:21:30,053
What country's food do you most like?
412
00:21:30,078 --> 00:21:32,813
- Um...
- You honestly can't think of one?
413
00:21:32,838 --> 00:21:35,992
I just don't know what country
toasted sandwiches come from.
414
00:21:36,017 --> 00:21:37,606
I'm sorry, I don't trust you.
415
00:21:37,631 --> 00:21:40,333
Well, come and do one show with us
416
00:21:40,358 --> 00:21:42,453
and if you can't work with me,
417
00:21:42,478 --> 00:21:45,862
I'll resign and you'll never
have to deal with me again.
418
00:21:46,198 --> 00:21:47,690
Sounds perfect.
419
00:21:50,285 --> 00:21:52,097
(SIGHS) What a knob.
420
00:21:57,101 --> 00:21:58,986
Hey, come in.
421
00:21:59,011 --> 00:22:00,939
Oh, yeah, thanks. It's my house.
422
00:22:02,026 --> 00:22:03,969
Simone?
423
00:22:06,769 --> 00:22:08,358
Simone!
424
00:22:10,998 --> 00:22:14,373
(GRUNTS) Hey, I invited
some friends back after work.
425
00:22:14,398 --> 00:22:17,451
You alright? Did you talk to Pete?
426
00:22:17,476 --> 00:22:20,795
I think my friendship with Pete is over.
427
00:22:20,953 --> 00:22:23,162
Maybe he told you about the other woman
428
00:22:23,187 --> 00:22:26,162
because he wants to bring
another woman into the relationship.
429
00:22:26,187 --> 00:22:29,522
Which is only a win for you,
we all get sick of the penis.
430
00:22:29,547 --> 00:22:33,402
No, he doesn't want to bring
another woman into the relationship.
431
00:22:33,427 --> 00:22:35,486
Firstly, there is no relationship.
432
00:22:35,511 --> 00:22:37,362
And if there was, he's actually saying
433
00:22:37,387 --> 00:22:41,957
he wants someone else instead of,
not in addition, to me.
434
00:22:42,837 --> 00:22:46,612
- Why do you care?
- I don't care. I just...
435
00:22:46,747 --> 00:22:49,782
I think it's...
I think it's poor form, that's all.
436
00:22:49,807 --> 00:22:52,492
Don't have sex with me if you're
thinking about someone else.
437
00:22:53,031 --> 00:22:54,762
Sounds like you care a bit.
438
00:22:54,787 --> 00:22:57,122
Do you think I wanna be with Pete?
439
00:22:57,147 --> 00:22:58,922
Well, do you?
440
00:22:58,947 --> 00:23:01,122
No... No.
441
00:23:01,331 --> 00:23:02,842
I just...
442
00:23:02,867 --> 00:23:05,082
I guess I wanted him
to wanna be with me.
443
00:23:05,264 --> 00:23:07,534
So you could reject him?
444
00:23:08,397 --> 00:23:11,002
No. No, no, no, no.
445
00:23:11,027 --> 00:23:12,897
I... I've had enough of men.
446
00:23:12,922 --> 00:23:15,358
No more men. I'm sick of them.
447
00:23:15,707 --> 00:23:18,423
I'll join you. No more men.
448
00:23:19,487 --> 00:23:21,082
Do you wanna come and do some shots?
449
00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:23,682
No. I'm going to bed.
450
00:23:23,707 --> 00:23:25,122
I'll do some for you.
451
00:23:25,154 --> 00:23:26,451
You do that.
452
00:23:38,127 --> 00:23:39,722
(SIGHS)
453
00:23:39,747 --> 00:23:42,391
(MAN SNORES)
454
00:23:45,567 --> 00:23:46,762
(SHOWER RUNS)
455
00:23:46,787 --> 00:23:48,598
(MAN YAWNS)
456
00:23:50,787 --> 00:23:52,340
(UNZIPS FLY)
457
00:23:53,603 --> 00:23:54,955
Oi!
458
00:23:55,347 --> 00:23:56,386
Oi.
459
00:23:56,387 --> 00:23:57,590
(ZIPS FLY)
460
00:23:59,625 --> 00:24:02,442
Oh! What are you doing? Get out!
461
00:24:02,867 --> 00:24:04,842
Sorry, I think I misread the situation.
462
00:24:04,867 --> 00:24:06,603
Get out.
463
00:24:17,335 --> 00:24:19,727
- What can I get you?
- Decaf soy latte.
464
00:24:20,507 --> 00:24:22,658
- I'm not making it.
- (SCOFFS) What?
465
00:24:22,947 --> 00:24:24,522
- I'm not making it.
- Why?
466
00:24:24,774 --> 00:24:26,762
Because this is a coffee shop,
we serve coffee.
467
00:24:26,787 --> 00:24:29,015
And coffee, by definition,
is caffeinated.
468
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,242
I'll make you a coffee, I'll make you
any sort of coffee you want,
469
00:24:31,267 --> 00:24:33,377
I'll even concede to
a coffee made with soy milk,
470
00:24:33,402 --> 00:24:35,882
but I will not make a coffee
that contains no caffeine
471
00:24:35,907 --> 00:24:38,142
because that is not coffee.
472
00:24:38,347 --> 00:24:40,603
- I'll make it.
- (SNIGGERS)
473
00:24:44,307 --> 00:24:45,940
(LIFT DOOR PINGS)
474
00:24:48,427 --> 00:24:50,402
Ah! Hello and welcome!
475
00:24:50,427 --> 00:24:52,402
- Is it Nikkii?
- Yes, it is. Hi.
476
00:24:52,427 --> 00:24:55,349
- And I've met Lily.
- LILY: Hello. Good to see you.
477
00:24:56,517 --> 00:24:59,462
Uh, so what we thought we'd do is
just a very, very casual rehearsal
478
00:24:59,487 --> 00:25:01,732
and just walk you through the steps
of the cooking segment.
479
00:25:01,757 --> 00:25:02,772
Fine.
480
00:25:02,797 --> 00:25:05,064
Now, what usually happens
is that you have an earpiece
481
00:25:05,089 --> 00:25:06,562
and we talk you through what's going on.
482
00:25:06,587 --> 00:25:09,642
So who would you feel
more comfortable hearing from,
483
00:25:09,667 --> 00:25:11,182
Lily or me?
484
00:25:11,207 --> 00:25:13,682
Or should we just let the universe
work it out? Oh!
485
00:25:13,707 --> 00:25:16,322
Now, I've got a few ideas
I'd like to talk through with you.
486
00:25:16,347 --> 00:25:18,962
My feeling is,
as it's your first time on air,
487
00:25:18,987 --> 00:25:21,362
you don't have to say too much,
we can focus on...
488
00:25:21,387 --> 00:25:23,958
Nikkii. I'd rather hear from Nikkii.
489
00:25:24,147 --> 00:25:27,522
What? Well, I'm flattered.
The universe did work it out.
490
00:25:27,547 --> 00:25:28,922
- (CHUCKLES)
- It wasn't the universe.
491
00:25:28,947 --> 00:25:30,390
OK, it's this way, Jack.
492
00:25:32,007 --> 00:25:35,602
He needs to be well-rehearsed,
so take as much time as you need.
493
00:25:35,627 --> 00:25:38,002
Get him used to having
someone in his ear.
494
00:25:38,027 --> 00:25:40,431
(EXHALES) I'm all over it.
495
00:25:41,587 --> 00:25:43,253
Keep him happy.
496
00:25:43,427 --> 00:25:44,964
He is.
497
00:25:45,854 --> 00:25:47,714
He's very happy.
498
00:25:49,136 --> 00:25:50,822
Phew.
499
00:25:50,847 --> 00:25:53,159
Need to get that table fixed.
Got a wonky leg.
500
00:25:53,184 --> 00:25:56,562
- Oh, I can fix it.
- I don't need you fixing my furniture.
501
00:25:56,587 --> 00:25:58,607
(PUTS DOWN KEYS)
502
00:26:02,467 --> 00:26:04,882
Hey, do you want to go outside,
have a bit of kick-to-kick?
503
00:26:04,907 --> 00:26:07,882
Oh, I'm shattered, Dad.
You're always bloody shattered.
504
00:26:07,907 --> 00:26:09,389
You're soft!
505
00:26:12,707 --> 00:26:15,162
Hey, um, I'm gonna put
a couple of steaks on.
506
00:26:15,487 --> 00:26:16,992
- Happy with that?
- Yeah.
507
00:26:17,187 --> 00:26:18,642
Hey, get Lily over.
508
00:26:18,667 --> 00:26:20,099
She's always fun.
509
00:26:20,387 --> 00:26:23,435
Uh, no, she's busy tonight, Dad.
510
00:26:23,849 --> 00:26:25,974
- I like her more than I like you.
- (SIGHS)
511
00:26:47,367 --> 00:26:50,323
(READS) "Will I still come to dinner
with your parents?"
512
00:26:56,657 --> 00:26:58,274
LILY: Up to you.
513
00:26:58,415 --> 00:27:00,415
(SIGHS)
514
00:27:01,267 --> 00:27:03,103
- WOMAN: Darling.
- MAN: Thanks, Lil. Thanks, Mum.
515
00:27:03,128 --> 00:27:04,829
- Love you.
- Hi, guys, sorry I'm late.
516
00:27:04,854 --> 00:27:06,962
I was working but thought
I'd drop in for a drink.
517
00:27:06,987 --> 00:27:08,344
Happy birthday, mate, good to see you.
518
00:27:08,369 --> 00:27:09,922
- Hi, Mimi.
- Good. You?
519
00:27:09,947 --> 00:27:12,191
- Tony, how's things?
- Hey, Pete, how's your dad?
520
00:27:12,216 --> 00:27:13,962
- Yeah, he's good.
- Grab a seat.
521
00:27:13,987 --> 00:27:15,822
- How's work, Lil?
- It's good.
522
00:27:15,847 --> 00:27:17,659
I've been given a cooking
segment to produce.
523
00:27:17,684 --> 00:27:19,042
- Really?
- Oh!
524
00:27:19,067 --> 00:27:21,762
- That is wonderful!
- Pete doesn't think much of it.
525
00:27:21,787 --> 00:27:24,682
Or me, for that matter. He thinks
I'd struggle to produce porn.
526
00:27:25,076 --> 00:27:27,322
(LAUGHS) Are you planning
to produce porn?
527
00:27:27,347 --> 00:27:29,322
Mmm. It might well come to that.
528
00:27:29,347 --> 00:27:32,563
Oh, right.
OK, Pete, how's your love life?
529
00:27:32,588 --> 00:27:34,799
Uh, yeah, nothing much to report, Mimi.
530
00:27:34,824 --> 00:27:37,563
My advice to you, Pete, is enjoy
yourself before you get married,
531
00:27:37,588 --> 00:27:39,842
have as much fun as you can.
532
00:27:39,867 --> 00:27:41,962
Thanks, Tony. Yeah,
it's good advice. I'm trying to.
533
00:27:41,987 --> 00:27:43,642
(LAUGHS) Oh, really?
Is that what you're doing?
534
00:27:43,667 --> 00:27:46,242
Well, you know, I regret not just
playing the field a bit more
535
00:27:46,267 --> 00:27:49,183
- before I tied the knot.
- Oh, well, made up for it after.
536
00:27:49,207 --> 00:27:50,306
(LAUGHS)
537
00:27:50,307 --> 00:27:51,656
So, Vinnie, I heard that
538
00:27:51,681 --> 00:27:53,492
you're applying for a job
at the Prince hospital.
539
00:27:53,517 --> 00:27:56,748
Yeah. They, um, called me in
for an interview but...
540
00:27:56,773 --> 00:27:58,242
- And?
- Um...
541
00:27:58,267 --> 00:28:00,201
But I saw their faces
when I arrived and I...
542
00:28:00,227 --> 00:28:02,082
- Oh, you don't know.
- No, I do know.
543
00:28:02,107 --> 00:28:04,601
I got a letter today... no job.
544
00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:07,685
- Uh, that's alright.
- Right.
545
00:28:07,710 --> 00:28:10,706
And I have some news for everyone.
546
00:28:10,731 --> 00:28:13,761
I have a new baby.
547
00:28:14,651 --> 00:28:16,482
- Look at it.
- Wow.
548
00:28:16,507 --> 00:28:19,682
- Hey! Oh, is it an electric car?
- Yes, indeed.
549
00:28:20,425 --> 00:28:21,865
Wow!
550
00:28:22,227 --> 00:28:24,402
But how much did that cost?
551
00:28:24,427 --> 00:28:25,882
- VINNIE: Mum...
- What?
552
00:28:25,907 --> 00:28:29,002
- I'm just asking how much it costs.
- It doesn't matter, Mum.
553
00:28:29,027 --> 00:28:31,002
Darling, please don't infer
that I'm behaving badly
554
00:28:31,027 --> 00:28:33,042
when the only person behaving badly
here is your father.
555
00:28:33,067 --> 00:28:34,562
- Oh, here we go.
- I mean...
556
00:28:34,587 --> 00:28:37,282
Seriously, how many midlife crises
do you plan to have?
557
00:28:37,307 --> 00:28:40,402
You got the implants,
screwed your secretary,
558
00:28:40,489 --> 00:28:43,354
did paleo, I mean,
what is going to happen next?
559
00:28:43,953 --> 00:28:45,562
(GASPS) You gonna have a crack at Pete?
560
00:28:45,602 --> 00:28:48,320
Hey! Didn't see that comin'.
(LAUGHS) Ah...
561
00:28:48,979 --> 00:28:51,273
I do not have hair implants.
562
00:28:52,027 --> 00:28:53,085
(HUFFS)
563
00:28:54,067 --> 00:28:55,558
Come on, Vincent.
564
00:28:56,578 --> 00:28:58,776
- Let's go.
- Fine.
565
00:28:59,988 --> 00:29:02,145
I can do it, Mum, let go of me.
566
00:29:02,170 --> 00:29:04,202
- It's alright, darling.
- See you, mate. Happy birthday.
567
00:29:04,227 --> 00:29:05,944
VINCENT: Yep. It's alright, Mum.
568
00:29:06,109 --> 00:29:07,562
- See you, Mimi. 'Bye.
- 'Bye, Pete.
569
00:29:07,587 --> 00:29:08,858
- Have a good night.
- 'Bye.
570
00:29:08,883 --> 00:29:10,442
- See you, Tony. Stay well.
- See you.
571
00:29:10,467 --> 00:29:12,428
MIMI: I've got you.
572
00:29:21,467 --> 00:29:25,538
- Lily, I don't bag your career.
- You bag everything.
573
00:29:25,667 --> 00:29:28,437
You sneer at anyone who's not living
the way you want them to live.
574
00:29:28,487 --> 00:29:31,168
But what about you? You're a brainy
guy and you work as a barista.
575
00:29:31,193 --> 00:29:33,482
Yeah, well, I do that to make money.
576
00:29:33,507 --> 00:29:35,202
I'm a music journalist writing a book.
577
00:29:35,227 --> 00:29:37,962
You've been writing that book
for four years.
578
00:29:37,987 --> 00:29:39,482
Well, I wanna get it right.
579
00:29:39,507 --> 00:29:41,290
You know the first thing to do
to get it right?
580
00:29:41,315 --> 00:29:43,562
You could get some letters,
make some words
581
00:29:43,587 --> 00:29:45,457
and put them down on a piece of paper!
582
00:29:45,482 --> 00:29:47,873
- Lily, thanks very much.
- No, when you had no money
583
00:29:47,897 --> 00:29:50,202
and you had to sell
that PlayStation on eBay,
584
00:29:50,227 --> 00:29:51,246
who do you think bought it?
585
00:29:51,271 --> 00:29:54,082
I know you want me to say "I don't
know," but by asking the question...
586
00:29:54,107 --> 00:29:56,642
It was #TeamMe.
587
00:29:56,667 --> 00:29:58,162
Please don't say hashtag.
588
00:29:58,187 --> 00:30:00,170
So you're gonna bag
the way I argue with you now?
589
00:30:00,195 --> 00:30:02,280
No! No, I'm just...
590
00:30:03,241 --> 00:30:05,428
Hang on, if you bought my PlayStation,
591
00:30:05,453 --> 00:30:06,718
then why didn't you give it back to me?
592
00:30:06,743 --> 00:30:08,539
'Cause I started playing it
and I actually really liked it.
593
00:30:08,564 --> 00:30:12,608
But the point is I could not have
been more supportive of you.
594
00:30:12,633 --> 00:30:15,499
It's been four years because the nature
and focus of the work's changed.
595
00:30:15,524 --> 00:30:18,940
How can the evolution
of Radiohead change?
596
00:30:18,965 --> 00:30:20,528
Well, based on social context...
597
00:30:20,553 --> 00:30:23,180
That's not a real question! No!
598
00:30:23,205 --> 00:30:26,533
It's been four years because you're
too scared to commit to anything.
599
00:30:26,558 --> 00:30:29,281
You chop and change and
you never have to fail at anything
600
00:30:29,306 --> 00:30:30,968
'cause you never try to do well.
601
00:30:30,993 --> 00:30:32,528
You just wait, in 10 years time,
602
00:30:32,553 --> 00:30:34,148
you'll still be working
in a coffee shop.
603
00:30:34,173 --> 00:30:36,573
Oh, no, wait, actually, no, you won't
because you'll be old
604
00:30:36,598 --> 00:30:39,008
and they don't want some fat old guy
making their pitsy coffee.
605
00:30:39,033 --> 00:30:40,676
Is this about us
hooking up the other night?
606
00:30:40,701 --> 00:30:42,553
Because if it is,
it really wasn't worth it.
607
00:30:46,517 --> 00:30:48,139
I can't be friends with you anymore.
608
00:30:48,164 --> 00:30:49,451
Um... (SIGHS)
609
00:30:50,113 --> 00:30:51,808
So, what, you're going to throw away
610
00:30:51,833 --> 00:30:54,008
our entire friendship
because of one night?
611
00:30:54,212 --> 00:30:56,043
One stupid night?
612
00:30:58,140 --> 00:30:59,748
(PETE SIGHS)
613
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:02,539
Oh, you're a piece of work.
614
00:31:17,073 --> 00:31:18,388
You alright, mate?
615
00:31:18,413 --> 00:31:21,418
Yeah, yeah, just taking in the night.
616
00:31:24,473 --> 00:31:27,316
I'll sit with you for a moment,
if that's alright.
617
00:31:33,953 --> 00:31:35,559
I stuffed up, Dad.
618
00:31:39,793 --> 00:31:43,192
I hooked up with Lily
and now things are weird.
619
00:31:43,217 --> 00:31:46,404
She doesn't want to see me,
she doesn't want to be friends.
620
00:31:49,315 --> 00:31:51,451
I don't know what 'hooked up' means.
621
00:31:53,713 --> 00:31:55,077
Shagged.
622
00:32:00,093 --> 00:32:01,446
Got it.
623
00:32:04,285 --> 00:32:05,969
Well, you stuffed up.
624
00:32:13,533 --> 00:32:16,111
OK, turn... Stop.
625
00:32:16,673 --> 00:32:18,568
Why am I doing this tonight?
626
00:32:18,593 --> 00:32:20,328
Turn... stop.
627
00:32:20,353 --> 00:32:22,688
I don't know, I thought
I might wear it tomorrow.
628
00:32:22,713 --> 00:32:24,808
(SIGHS)
629
00:32:24,833 --> 00:32:26,608
You like Pete, right?
630
00:32:26,633 --> 00:32:28,608
Sure. I love him.
631
00:32:28,766 --> 00:32:29,741
Turn.
632
00:32:29,927 --> 00:32:31,368
Stop.
633
00:32:32,111 --> 00:32:34,130
I was with Pete the other night.
634
00:32:34,604 --> 00:32:36,963
- Oh, yeah?
- No, no.
635
00:32:37,071 --> 00:32:39,675
I wasn't just with him.
636
00:32:42,713 --> 00:32:44,566
- OK.
- (SIGHS)
637
00:32:44,792 --> 00:32:46,581
We were...
638
00:32:46,691 --> 00:32:48,191
Anyway, we were together.
639
00:32:48,216 --> 00:32:50,309
But don't worry,
nothing's gonna happen with us.
640
00:32:51,113 --> 00:32:52,848
He likes someone else.
641
00:32:53,245 --> 00:32:56,394
Lil, I don't care about Pete.
642
00:32:56,473 --> 00:32:57,831
I care about you.
643
00:32:57,993 --> 00:32:59,406
What do you want?
644
00:33:01,555 --> 00:33:04,195
I just want things to go back
to the way they were before.
645
00:33:05,154 --> 00:33:09,756
I said really nasty stuff to him
and I didn't mean any of it.
646
00:33:10,092 --> 00:33:11,810
I just said it to hurt him.
647
00:33:12,337 --> 00:33:13,866
(SIGHS)
648
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:17,808
Look, you are a very smart girl.
649
00:33:17,833 --> 00:33:21,315
Just give each other
some leeway and then...
650
00:33:22,153 --> 00:33:26,047
...be just a little more generous
than you think is fair.
651
00:33:34,798 --> 00:33:39,233
LILY: Hey, you want to meet up?
652
00:33:39,873 --> 00:33:42,429
PETE: (SIGHS) Yes. When?
653
00:33:42,571 --> 00:33:44,749
LILY: Tomorrow night? My place?
654
00:33:56,993 --> 00:33:58,518
(PHONE CHIMES)
655
00:34:13,442 --> 00:34:16,378
(PHONE ALARM BEEPING, BUZZING)
656
00:34:20,701 --> 00:34:23,326
So, Hamilton, it's going to be very
hot for this time of year today.
657
00:34:23,351 --> 00:34:25,904
Would you say that's
a direct result of global warming?
658
00:34:26,528 --> 00:34:30,328
HAMILTON: No, Eric, I'd say that's
a direct result of the sun's rays
659
00:34:30,353 --> 00:34:32,465
hitting the Southern Hemisphere
at an acute angle.
660
00:34:32,490 --> 00:34:35,168
This angle you speak of,
caused by global warming.
661
00:34:35,193 --> 00:34:37,255
- Nothing to do with it, Eric.
- DALE: Eric, stop talking.
662
00:34:37,622 --> 00:34:39,839
Great work, Eric. Let's go to Hamilton.
663
00:34:39,864 --> 00:34:41,848
Straight after the weather
we're going to the cooking segment.
664
00:34:41,873 --> 00:34:44,160
- Jack, can you hear me?
- Ahh. Yeah, it's loud.
665
00:34:44,185 --> 00:34:45,308
(LOUDLY) Oh, sorry.
666
00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:47,754
- Erica, head over to the kitchen set.
- LILY: OK, Jack.
667
00:34:47,779 --> 00:34:50,196
Now I know that Nikkii talked
this through with you yesterday,
668
00:34:50,221 --> 00:34:52,768
but let's just go through it
one more time.
669
00:34:52,793 --> 00:34:54,688
We'll have your intro on autocue
670
00:34:54,713 --> 00:34:56,648
so you can look at that if you need to.
671
00:34:56,673 --> 00:34:59,188
Then Erica's gonna come
and ask you some questions.
672
00:34:59,448 --> 00:35:02,728
Those questions won't be on autocue.
Have you got that?
673
00:35:03,144 --> 00:35:05,458
OK, if you can't think of things to say,
674
00:35:05,483 --> 00:35:06,958
just talk about the origins of the dish.
675
00:35:06,983 --> 00:35:08,008
He knows that.
676
00:35:08,033 --> 00:35:10,194
Did you get him the list of facts
about Mexican street food?
677
00:35:10,219 --> 00:35:11,928
He knows about Mexican street food.
678
00:35:11,953 --> 00:35:13,359
How do you know? Did he tell you that?
679
00:35:13,384 --> 00:35:16,205
WOMAN: OK, we're coming
to the kitchen in five...
680
00:35:16,513 --> 00:35:18,338
...four, three,
681
00:35:18,541 --> 00:35:19,848
- two...
- SASHA: Good luck, Jack.
682
00:35:19,873 --> 00:35:21,968
Back to you, have fun
in the kitchen, Erica.
683
00:35:22,284 --> 00:35:25,099
I understand we're having tacos today.
684
00:35:25,124 --> 00:35:27,114
Yes, we are, Erica.
One of my favourite quick meals.
685
00:35:27,139 --> 00:35:28,280
- Really good.
- Fantastic.
686
00:35:28,304 --> 00:35:30,072
She's gonna introduce you
now to the viewers.
687
00:35:30,073 --> 00:35:32,648
This is Jack, he's our new chef
on 'The Breakfast Bar',
688
00:35:32,673 --> 00:35:34,862
although a lot of you must be
quite familiar with him.
689
00:35:34,887 --> 00:35:41,163
I understand, Jack, that you have 146,000
Instagram followers. Is that true?
690
00:35:41,188 --> 00:35:44,168
JACK: Well, I'm not sure, Erica,
but I appreciate every one of them.
691
00:35:44,193 --> 00:35:45,596
Really good.
692
00:35:45,633 --> 00:35:48,745
Make sure you're facing Erica,
that's who you're talking to.
693
00:35:48,770 --> 00:35:50,937
JACK: Umm, sorry,
I didn't hear your question.
694
00:35:50,962 --> 00:35:53,008
Could you tell us how to
make the perfect taco?
695
00:35:53,033 --> 00:35:55,604
NIKKII: Make sure you're facing
the camera. Don't face Erica.
696
00:35:55,629 --> 00:35:58,368
The important thing is that
the camera can see you.
697
00:35:58,523 --> 00:36:00,646
Urgh, that looked a bit awkward.
698
00:36:00,671 --> 00:36:03,123
Just try and move smoothly
but never turn your back...
699
00:36:03,148 --> 00:36:04,978
- LILY: Stop talking.
- What?
700
00:36:05,003 --> 00:36:07,638
Look, you're speaking too much
and he can't hear Erica.
701
00:36:07,663 --> 00:36:09,530
Just less is more. Be quiet.
702
00:36:09,713 --> 00:36:12,408
JACK: Well, Erica, you have to
put some love into it.
703
00:36:12,433 --> 00:36:14,911
Don't let the food absorb your stress.
704
00:36:14,994 --> 00:36:16,635
ERICA: I love that attitude
in the kitchen.
705
00:36:16,660 --> 00:36:18,455
Don't you love that attitude, Eric?
706
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:20,248
ERIC: Oh, mucho taco.
707
00:36:20,273 --> 00:36:22,128
(ERICA LAUGHS) So...
708
00:36:22,153 --> 00:36:24,828
If she asks anything you don't know,
just talk about the ingredients.
709
00:36:25,021 --> 00:36:26,693
I'm sorry, I didn't hear your question.
710
00:36:26,718 --> 00:36:29,608
- Just talk about an ingredient.
- Let him answer the question.
711
00:36:29,633 --> 00:36:31,476
- He doesn't know it.
- He can't hear it.
712
00:36:31,501 --> 00:36:33,991
Is the foot pain segment ready?
Might need to pull it forward.
713
00:36:34,016 --> 00:36:35,226
- Yep.
- Tell her about garlic.
714
00:36:35,251 --> 00:36:36,541
Uh, garlic...
715
00:36:36,633 --> 00:36:38,368
Garlic is quite an amazing food.
716
00:36:38,393 --> 00:36:40,248
It contains an ingredient
called allicin,
717
00:36:40,273 --> 00:36:42,648
which is a natural antibiotic.
718
00:36:42,673 --> 00:36:44,514
ERICA: Wow, allicin. That's fantastic.
719
00:36:44,539 --> 00:36:47,615
Can you tell us how garlic is used
in this particular recipe?
720
00:36:49,313 --> 00:36:51,208
Garlic's not used in this recipe.
721
00:36:51,233 --> 00:36:52,103
Oh, shit.
722
00:36:52,128 --> 00:36:53,932
- Oh, God, just talk about something else.
- Right.
723
00:36:53,956 --> 00:36:55,391
- Anything!
- Ahh!
724
00:36:55,416 --> 00:36:57,110
- Oh, are you alright?
- Oh, Jesus.
725
00:36:57,135 --> 00:36:59,088
(LAUGHS) I love this show.
726
00:36:59,113 --> 00:37:00,608
Take the headset off.
727
00:37:00,633 --> 00:37:02,697
- Take it off, Nikkii.
- SASHA: Take it off, Nikkii.
728
00:37:02,953 --> 00:37:06,328
OK, Dale, get me some interesting
facts about Mexican street food.
729
00:37:06,353 --> 00:37:09,315
Can you just go to a close-up
on the food? Stay on that.
730
00:37:09,340 --> 00:37:10,375
Camera four.
731
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:12,088
SASHA: Keep describing the ingredients.
732
00:37:12,113 --> 00:37:13,328
Jack, it's Lily.
733
00:37:13,353 --> 00:37:15,171
Deep breaths, be calm.
734
00:37:15,196 --> 00:37:18,488
The camera is not on you right now,
it's on the food.
735
00:37:18,513 --> 00:37:20,145
What have you got?
736
00:37:20,233 --> 00:37:23,623
I want you to listen carefully
and repeat after me.
737
00:37:24,233 --> 00:37:27,139
Erica, I can tell you
some pretty cool facts
738
00:37:27,164 --> 00:37:28,488
about Mexican street food.
739
00:37:28,513 --> 00:37:30,570
JACK: Erica, I can tell you
some pretty cool facts
740
00:37:30,595 --> 00:37:31,968
about Mexican street food.
741
00:37:31,993 --> 00:37:35,088
I would love to hear some facts
about Mexican street food.
742
00:37:35,113 --> 00:37:38,688
The word 'taco' actually means
'light lunch' in Spanish.
743
00:37:38,713 --> 00:37:41,208
Well, taco actually means
'light lunch' in Spanish.
744
00:37:41,233 --> 00:37:43,168
Light lunch? I did not know that.
745
00:37:43,193 --> 00:37:44,968
- The taco was created...
- Anything else?
746
00:37:44,993 --> 00:37:47,208
...by the indigenous people of Mexico.
747
00:37:47,530 --> 00:37:48,808
How very interesting.
748
00:37:48,833 --> 00:37:51,488
When the Spanish arrived in Mexico...
749
00:37:51,513 --> 00:37:54,768
...they loved it
and renamed it the taco.
750
00:37:55,039 --> 00:37:56,814
ERICA: The taco. There you go.
751
00:37:56,839 --> 00:37:58,488
Voil?. Sorry, that's French.
752
00:37:58,513 --> 00:37:59,528
Gracias.
753
00:37:59,553 --> 00:38:01,182
Buen provecho.
754
00:38:01,273 --> 00:38:03,128
Mmm, that's really good.
755
00:38:03,153 --> 00:38:04,527
Thank you so much, Jack.
756
00:38:04,552 --> 00:38:07,648
And four. The kitchen
is closed, thank God.
757
00:38:07,673 --> 00:38:09,754
- ERIC: ...help you back on your feet.
- Well done.
758
00:38:09,825 --> 00:38:11,240
Coming up next.
759
00:38:11,273 --> 00:38:12,468
MAN: And we're clear.
760
00:38:12,493 --> 00:38:15,101
ERICA: So can anyone tell me
what the hell just happened there?
761
00:38:15,146 --> 00:38:16,161
Sasha?!
762
00:38:16,186 --> 00:38:17,781
- Oh, shit.
- Can they hear me?
763
00:38:17,853 --> 00:38:19,560
- The doors.
- Don't worry.
764
00:38:19,873 --> 00:38:21,646
- Sasha, can I speak to you?
- She's coming up.
765
00:38:21,671 --> 00:38:22,684
- What do you want me to do,
- Sasha!
766
00:38:22,716 --> 00:38:24,606
avoid her? Where are you going?
767
00:38:26,761 --> 00:38:27,998
- Hi.
- Hi.
768
00:38:28,023 --> 00:38:29,655
I found all that talk really confusing.
769
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:31,586
You could not ear.
You did well, I mean it.
770
00:38:31,611 --> 00:38:33,715
No-one noticed. It was actually amazing.
771
00:38:34,183 --> 00:38:36,121
You're a natural.
772
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:39,174
Bloody hell, what a nightmare.
773
00:38:39,199 --> 00:38:40,758
Tell me what's happening
on social media.
774
00:38:40,783 --> 00:38:42,175
- Are we being destroyed?
- Well, it's...
775
00:38:42,199 --> 00:38:44,487
- No, I don't want to know.
- OK.
776
00:38:44,575 --> 00:38:47,390
Tell me. Yeah, tell me. I'm ready.
777
00:38:47,415 --> 00:38:50,110
"The new chef is so cute,
I feel sorry for him."
778
00:38:50,135 --> 00:38:51,601
"I wish he'd take his shirt off."
779
00:38:51,626 --> 00:38:53,602
"Did you see him wince? I hope he's OK."
780
00:38:53,627 --> 00:38:54,860
"He is HAWT."
781
00:38:54,885 --> 00:38:57,477
- Well, that's a relief.
- Man, you should be psyched.
782
00:39:03,395 --> 00:39:05,150
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
783
00:39:07,252 --> 00:39:08,971
- Hey.
- Hi.
784
00:39:09,415 --> 00:39:12,671
Um, come in.
You want a coffee or something?
785
00:39:12,696 --> 00:39:16,751
No, no. There's just something
I want to talk to you about.
786
00:39:16,919 --> 00:39:20,004
I just wanted to speak with you
away from work.
787
00:39:20,183 --> 00:39:22,691
Ahh, yeah, yeah, come in.
788
00:39:27,550 --> 00:39:29,798
(PEOPLE CHATTER)
789
00:39:35,481 --> 00:39:37,971
Well, it's... it's who I am. Yeah.
790
00:39:37,996 --> 00:39:40,815
- Do you want... Yeah.
- Yeah, that'd be great.
791
00:39:41,496 --> 00:39:42,871
No, thank you.
792
00:39:42,896 --> 00:39:45,991
- You know how we swore off men?
- I knew you wouldn't last.
793
00:39:46,016 --> 00:39:48,391
Oh, no, I am lasting. You got it wrong.
794
00:39:48,416 --> 00:39:51,471
I just wanted dispensation and
I'm willing to give you one too.
795
00:39:51,496 --> 00:39:53,951
What exactly are the rules
of the dispensation?
796
00:39:53,976 --> 00:39:57,551
If we meet someone we really like,
we can hook up with them.
797
00:39:57,576 --> 00:39:59,571
Then we're not swearing off men.
798
00:39:59,596 --> 00:40:02,419
- Oh, really, you can't stick to it?
- I can stick to it.
799
00:40:02,444 --> 00:40:04,138
I'm just saying it's like saying,
800
00:40:04,176 --> 00:40:06,671
"I'm vegetarian
except spaghetti bolognese."
801
00:40:06,696 --> 00:40:08,791
God, don't talk to me about vegetarians.
802
00:40:08,816 --> 00:40:11,690
Everyone hates them
and rightly so, I believe.
803
00:40:11,744 --> 00:40:14,592
- I grant you a dispensation.
- And I grant you yours.
804
00:40:14,616 --> 00:40:16,031
I don't even want one.
805
00:40:16,056 --> 00:40:17,871
And yet I'm still
willing to give it to you,
806
00:40:17,896 --> 00:40:19,711
which shows what a generous person I am.
807
00:40:19,736 --> 00:40:21,711
- You're welcome.
- Thank you.
808
00:40:21,736 --> 00:40:23,511
- (GLASS CLINKING)
- NIKKII: Ding, ding.
809
00:40:23,536 --> 00:40:25,511
I just wanted to say a few words.
810
00:40:25,536 --> 00:40:28,751
I wanted to officially welcome Jack.
811
00:40:28,776 --> 00:40:32,151
This morning's segment had
a couple of tough moments.
812
00:40:32,176 --> 00:40:33,211
(LAUGHTER)
813
00:40:33,236 --> 00:40:36,271
Moments that we've all
experienced in live TV.
814
00:40:36,296 --> 00:40:38,071
Experienced? Doesn't she mean created?
815
00:40:38,096 --> 00:40:40,016
I think we managed to move through it...
816
00:40:40,041 --> 00:40:41,951
By panicking and falling to pieces?
817
00:40:41,976 --> 00:40:44,511
...and create what I think is
going to be an awesome segment.
818
00:40:44,536 --> 00:40:46,991
In spite of you being involved in it.
819
00:40:47,016 --> 00:40:48,351
So, Jack,
820
00:40:48,940 --> 00:40:54,231
I am very excited to be producing
this segment with you and...
821
00:40:54,256 --> 00:40:57,431
- Well, to Jack.
- ALL: To Jack.
822
00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:59,383
To Jack!
823
00:41:00,056 --> 00:41:01,227
Come with me.
824
00:41:02,816 --> 00:41:04,631
Thanks for today.
825
00:41:04,656 --> 00:41:06,471
You really turned it around for me.
826
00:41:06,981 --> 00:41:09,286
It's my job.
827
00:41:11,276 --> 00:41:13,979
Wow. Let's share it.
828
00:41:18,886 --> 00:41:21,049
I love the thrill of live TV.
829
00:41:21,620 --> 00:41:23,311
It's exciting.
830
00:41:23,486 --> 00:41:28,885
Oh, this is actually beautiful.
831
00:41:29,256 --> 00:41:31,671
That wasn't a cool vibe
you sent me in the email.
832
00:41:32,050 --> 00:41:33,876
Bad day at work.
833
00:41:33,901 --> 00:41:35,751
Another idea rejected.
834
00:41:35,776 --> 00:41:37,591
So what's your big dream?
835
00:41:37,616 --> 00:41:39,551
I want to make documentaries.
836
00:41:39,576 --> 00:41:41,291
So why aren't you?
837
00:41:42,336 --> 00:41:45,751
Because even though I want
to make documentaries,
838
00:41:45,776 --> 00:41:49,297
no-one seems to want to actually
pay me to make documentaries.
839
00:41:49,875 --> 00:41:51,311
What about you?
840
00:41:51,336 --> 00:41:53,351
Why did you become a chef?
841
00:41:53,539 --> 00:41:55,032
I don't know, I...
842
00:41:55,493 --> 00:41:58,210
went through some
changes a few years ago.
843
00:41:58,235 --> 00:42:00,831
Decided I'd start
treating my body differently.
844
00:42:00,856 --> 00:42:02,591
Have more respect for it.
845
00:42:02,616 --> 00:42:05,610
Don't fill it with poison
every chance you get.
846
00:42:06,608 --> 00:42:08,383
What was your poison?
847
00:42:08,416 --> 00:42:10,404
I wasn't particularly discerning.
848
00:42:10,856 --> 00:42:12,183
So what now?
849
00:42:13,176 --> 00:42:16,790
I think I've had my lifetime's
entitlement of drugs and alcohol.
850
00:42:18,396 --> 00:42:20,871
Hey, we should get going.
We better get the train.
851
00:42:20,896 --> 00:42:22,071
I'll drop you.
852
00:42:22,096 --> 00:42:24,071
- Are you sure?
- Of course.
853
00:42:24,096 --> 00:42:27,111
OK. Great, um, thanks.
854
00:42:27,136 --> 00:42:30,004
- Can I get a doggie bag for this?
- (LAUGHS)
855
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:36,352
- Thanks for the lift.
- Coming in?
856
00:42:36,376 --> 00:42:38,671
- I better not.
- Oh, you have to come in.
857
00:42:38,696 --> 00:42:41,423
You need at least
one more drink to celebrate.
858
00:42:46,845 --> 00:42:48,559
Not for me.
859
00:42:48,912 --> 00:42:51,527
- Thank you.
- I'll be right back.
860
00:43:01,727 --> 00:43:03,980
That's too much.
861
00:43:05,346 --> 00:43:06,801
(SIGHS)
862
00:43:32,011 --> 00:43:33,706
(PHONE CHIMES)
863
00:43:36,854 --> 00:43:38,651
PETE: Four reasons
you should still be my friend.
864
00:43:38,823 --> 00:43:40,647
One, I'm a mad dancer.
865
00:43:42,496 --> 00:43:45,241
Two, I can kick a goal
from 50 metres into the breeze.
866
00:43:46,443 --> 00:43:48,921
Three, I always take you
to putt-putt on your birthday
867
00:43:48,946 --> 00:43:50,382
even though you know I hate it.
868
00:43:52,490 --> 00:43:54,357
LILY: Where is reason number four?
869
00:43:57,728 --> 00:43:59,103
Here.
870
00:44:02,796 --> 00:44:06,298
Sorry, I knocked on the front door,
but no-one answered.
871
00:44:06,595 --> 00:44:08,079
I didn't hear it.
872
00:44:20,884 --> 00:44:22,977
I want to go back to how things were.
873
00:44:24,898 --> 00:44:27,070
Do you wish we hadn't crossed that line?
874
00:44:27,758 --> 00:44:29,102
No.
875
00:44:29,922 --> 00:44:32,492
No, crossing the line was...
876
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:34,996
...was perfect.
877
00:44:37,723 --> 00:44:39,442
It made sense at the time.
878
00:44:41,056 --> 00:44:43,520
It felt right.
879
00:44:45,044 --> 00:44:47,005
I remember thinking,
880
00:44:47,844 --> 00:44:51,218
"Why hasn't this happened before?"
881
00:44:52,367 --> 00:44:54,335
Yeah, I thought that too.
882
00:44:56,570 --> 00:44:58,234
What do you think now?
883
00:45:09,166 --> 00:45:12,213
That other woman
I told you about, Meredith.
884
00:45:12,901 --> 00:45:14,064
What?
885
00:45:15,991 --> 00:45:17,522
She's pregnant.
886
00:45:24,113 --> 00:45:25,629
Oh, Pete.
887
00:45:32,327 --> 00:45:37,327
888
00:45:37,377 --> 00:45:41,927
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