Original subtitles

‐ All right, take a break, prom committee.

Not on Napoleon's ottoman! ‐ Sorry!

‐ Guys, the prom is in two days.

All we have to do is not cause a kabillion dollars in damage

to the art in this museum before then.

‐ [vase smashes]

‐ Wolfgang did it.

‐ Mein bad‐‐sehn.

‐ Oh, there's, Allison.

Uh, guys, start setting up.

There's something I gotta do before we rehearse.

‐ Cherry, how are you getting reception inside the museum?

‐ I'm not. I'm laughing at this wallpaper of my cat.

‐ Cherry, that's not a cat.

‐ Then whose tummy have I been tickling?

‐ Come on, there's reception outside.

[laughs]

‐ ♪

‐ Lady Web?

‐ ♪

‐ Pssst! Allison, come here.

‐ Hey, Max. What's up?

‐ Check it out.

‐ "Will you go to prom with me?"

You defaced a priceless artifact?

That is so romantic! Yes, I'll go!

Prom is in two days! What took you so long?

‐ Well, up until yesterday you were boycotting prom.

‐ Yeah, because thousands of flowers die

just to make those corsages.

But then I found the perfect dress.

‐ It's gonna be a great night‐‐

as long as I go cancel the corsage.

‐ [powers zapping]

‐ ♪

‐ The police will take it from here.

‐ Wait! I love you! I mean... who are you?

‐ I'm ThunderGirl.

‐ ♪

‐ What happened here?

‐ Dude! Some superhero named ThunderGirl

just stopped that thief and saved our lives.

‐ ThunderGirl?

‐ She was like some sort of super‐goddess.

‐ With telekinesis.

‐ Ah, so that word you know.

‐ Looks like we missed something.

‐ Yeah, what'd we miss?

‐ ♪

‐ And so it looks like there's a new mysterious

superhero in our midst.

The question that everyone's asking: who is ThunderGirl?

‐ ThunderGirl needs to be stopped

and I know just the man for the job...

her brother Max. [evil laugh]

‐ ♪

♪ What you see ♪

♪ Is not what you get ♪

♪ Livin' our lives with a secret ♪

♪ We fit right in ♪

♪ Bet you never guessed ♪

♪ 'Cause we're livin' our lives ♪

♪ Just like all the rest ♪

♪ A picture perfect family ♪

♪ Is what we try to be ♪

♪ Look closer, you might see ♪

♪ The crazy things we do ♪

♪ This isn't make believe ♪

♪ It's our reality ♪

♪ Just your average family ♪

♪ Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble ♪

♪ Livin' a double life ♪

‐ Oh, ho, hey! There's our ThunderGirl.

‐ Oh, we saw it on the news.

Max, can you believe your sister thwarted a diamond robbery?

‐ Oh, can you believe I don't care?

‐ Hey, I saved your bandmates' lives.

If it weren't for me, you'd be Max and the crushed skulls.

‐ Stupidest band name ever.

Tell Oyster we have a band name.

‐ Now that you are a real life super hero,

I'm giving you‐‐this!

‐ Oh. Wow, dad! This is so awesome.

Thank you.

What is it?

‐ The original thunder signal.

The Hero League used it to shine the Thunder 'T' in the sky

when they needed to summon me.

‐ Thanks, dad.

I'm sure this will come in handy when I don't have my cellphone,

or my tablet, and it's also dark outside,

and I happen to be looking in the right direction.

‐ It's symbolic!

‐ Now that Phoebe's a famous supe, can we fight crime, too?

‐ Let's kick some bad guy butt!

‐ What? No.

Sorry, kids, you're too young.

‐ Guess we have to wait 'til our mid‐30s

like Max and Phoebe.

‐ Unless we take the hero aptitude test

on the Hero League website,

ace it and prove to them that we have what it takes.

‐ Good idea. Is it a true/false test?

I'm great at those.

‐ I don't think so. ‐ True!

‐ This isn't the test. ‐ False!

‐ I'm going to zap you. ‐ False!

‐ [lasers zapping] ‐ Ow!

Okay, that one was true.

‐ I wore this to tux to Evil Prom with Octopus Girl.

Nice person, a little handsy. [chuckles]

‐ No time for jokes, Colosso.

Phoebe's been crushing it as a superhero

and all I've been doing for months

is writing in this chronicle,

which we all know is a diary, and for what?

‐ Well, your penmanship has improved

and you talk more freely about your feelings.

‐ Even Dark Mayhem knows I'm going nowhere.

It's like he abandoned me.

Why isn't he calling?

‐ FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE: Dark Mayhem calling.

‐ He's calling! ‐ He's calling?

‐ Hello, Dark Mayhem.

‐ Max, how would you like to finally become

a full‐fledged supervillain?

‐ I would. ‐ Yes, please.

‐ Good. Meet me at Villain Headquarters tomorrow.

I'll send the co‐ordinates.

‐ Uh... wait, wait, wait? Uh, tomorrow?

I'm kind of hanging out with Allison.

Maybe early next week? ‐ How about early next never!

‐ Wait! Okay, okay! I'll be there.

‐ [fist pounds]

‐ I can't believe I'm gonna be a villain.

Wait, do you have a chronicle, too?

‐ It's more of a dream journal.

And one of them just came true.

‐ ♪

‐ [squeals] Oh, my gosh! Here comes Xander.

He's gonna ask me to prom.

Oh, my gosh!

‐ Hey, Cherry.

Can I have my pen back?

‐ I'd love to! Pick me up tomorrow at 8:00.

‐ Just take mine.

‐ [groans] I keep doing that.

You're so lucky that you don't have to find a date.

‐ I know. Going with Link just makes sense.

Even though we're not technically a couple anymore,

I know we'll have fun.

‐ [cellphone ringing]

‐ Oh, well, there's Mr. Dependable now.

Hey, Link.

Perfect.

Sounds good.

Got it.

He's not coming. ‐ What?

‐ He said he's too busy in Hong Kong

and the Hero League won't let him take time off.

‐ Hey, guys, what's up?

‐ I'd love to! Pick me up tomorrow at 8:00.

‐ Wait a minute, since none of us have dates,

why don't we all just go together?

‐ Ooh, like a single ladies dance?

‐ Ooh! I'm in. ‐ Me, too.

‐ Done. Single ladies dance.

‐ Phoebe, what is up with your brother?

First he asks me to prom and then he disappears.

I have so many questions.

What's he wearing? When's he picking me up?

Do we eat before? During? After?

When do we eat, Phoebe? When do we eat?

Sorry. I'm just suddenly really, really into prom.

‐ So, uh, I'll tell him to call you?

‐ My life depends on it.

‐ Whoa! I'm a t‐shirt...

enthusiast.

Where'd you guys get those?

‐ We joined the ThunderGirl Fan Club.

‐ ThunderGirl has a fan club?

‐ She's only the most awesome superhero ever.

‐ Well, yeah, I guess she is.

But aren't her gloves blue?

‐ Quiet! You don't know anything about ThunderGirl!

Who she is, what she thinks... who she loves.

[sobbing]

‐ Welcome to Happy Fun Burger.

May I take your order?

‐ MAN: I'll have a fillet of fun with cheese, extra pickle.

‐ One pickle per customer.

‐ MAN: Well, what if I want two?

‐ Then I do this! ‐ [explosion]

‐ [evil laugh]

‐ Boss. ‐ Huh?

‐ Boy here.

‐ Max, right on time.

‐ Oh, Dark Mayhem, it's such a honor, sir.

‐ Follow me to Mayhem Central Command.

Son of Scalestro, you're on the register.

‐ Yes! So long fries. [hissing]

‐ Max, meet my associates, Fairy Pinch‐ess and Strongdor.

‐ [growling]

‐ Uh, viva la evil. [laughs]

Dark Mayhem, since when is Villain League Headquarters

in a fast food restaurant?

‐ Since your sister exposed our last headquarters.

‐ And stopped diamond heist.

‐ Now, we can't pay for our new hideout.

I want to pinch her so bad!

[sighs]

‐ Max, are you ready to help us

and finally join the Villain League?

‐ Yes. I'll do anything.

‐ Excellent.

This is the world's first power‐sapping orb.

I want you to take ThunderGirl's powers.

‐ Her powers?

Can't I just light an ocean on fire or something?

‐ No! You must take her powers so we can be great again‐‐

unless you prefer to live in her shadow?

‐ Hey, Boss. Lunch rush. [hissing]

‐ Tell me when the deed is done.

Hairnets, people!

‐ And...done.

That hero test was easy.

What did you get for the last one?

Circle or triangle?

‐ Nitroglycerin?

I'll go get our scores.

‐ Hope I did well.

Being a superhero is all I've ever wanted.

‐ I'm sure you did great.

Oh, no, he answered triangle for every question?

‐ So, how'd I do?

‐ You... did great.

‐ A 97? That makes me a hero mastermind.

How'd you do?

A 22? Yeesh!

‐ Let's just forget these tests ever happened.

‐ No way! I'm ready to be a superhero.

To the park! [zooming]

‐ He even put triangle for his name.

‐ Max! Your very intense girlfriend

wants you to call her.

Max?

Oops.

Left his chronicle open.

Oops! I'm reading it.

"Meeting with Dark Mayhem."

Meeting with Dark Mayhem?

Max, please tell me you're not communicating

with the world's most powerful Supervillain.

‐ FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE: Calling Dark Mayhem.

‐ Max, you got home fast.

Did you use the orb to take your sister's powers?

‐ Uh... [deep voice] ... not yet.

‐ Well, hurry.

I just blew up another car in the drive‐thru.

People are starting to ask questions.

[fist pounds]

‐ An orb to take my powers?

We'll see about that.

‐ What are you waiting for?

Just go find Phoebe and take her powers.

‐ I don't think I can, Colosso.

I mean, she's annoying,

but it's not like we're mortal enemies.

‐ Come on, Max. Are you a villain or not?

‐ Give me that back!

‐ I know all about your plan, Max.

I'm not gonna let you take my powers.

‐ Gimme it back! ‐ Give it to me!

‐ It's mine! ‐ I'm not letting it go!

‐ [grunts] ‐ Give me the orb!

‐ [orb zapping]

‐ What did you do?

You took my powers.

‐ I'm sorry, Max, I didn't want this to happen.

But you brought it on yourself.

‐ Okay, now, give me that back.

We weren't mortal enemies before...

but we are now.

‐ What? Not gonna say anything?

‐ I don't know where to begin.

We couldn't be more disappointed in you.

I mean, you're working for Dark Mayhem?

‐ He is one of the most dangerous villains

on the planet.

Just ask my old sidekick.

Oh, wait, you can't.

Dark Mayhem shot him into space.

‐ And you were gonna take your sister's powers

and just hand them over to him?

‐ All right, I was only thinking about taking her powers.

She actually took mine.

Now she's gonna pay. ‐ Oh, no, no, no.

The only person who's gonna pay for this is you, Max.

‐ Not only don't you have your powers,

we're taking away Colosso.

‐ What? ‐ Yeah.

He's staying in our room until coyote season.

‐ So, obviously, no prom, no girlfriend,

no leaving the house.

‐ Oh, and about your lair...

‐ ♪

‐ No‐o‐o‐o!

‐ All right, girls, before we leave, prom checklist.

Should I wear my hair up or down?

‐ ALL: Down.

‐ Beaded clutch or satin handbag?

‐ ALL: Beaded clutch.

‐ Minivan or Limo?

‐ ALL: Limo?

‐ Minivan it is.

There's no limo. I just felt left out.

‐ Here's your change.

I gave myself a giant tip

because my service was excellent.

‐ PHOEBE: Wait.

Mrs. Wong, you're in the ThunderGirl Fan Club?

‐ Of course.

ThunderGirl is great and awesome...

like you, but... the opposite.

‐ Oh, um, I'll text you guys later.

I forgot my bag. ‐ Okay.

‐ Bye.

Oh...thanks, Link.

Link?

What are you doing here?

‐ I'm here to take you to prom.

‐ Really?

That's funny 'cause before you said you couldn't...

and now you're here.

‐ I know. But I felt bad for bailing on you.

So I told the Hero League, I don't care if you fire me,

I'm gonna spend this one special night with a very special girl.

So, what do you say?

Will you be my date?

‐ Oh.

Well, um...how could I say no to that?

Seriously, how?

‐ Uh... oh!

‐ [gasps] Phoebe is ThunderGirl?

[gasps] If I expose her, I'll be famous.

It's time to go paparazzi!

‐ Being a hero mastermind,

I'm able to spot crimes that no one else can.

Check it out, that man is trying to steal that woman's ring.

‐ Billy, he's not stealing anything.

But he is!

‐ Give her back that ring! ‐ [lasers zapping]

‐ MAN: [gasps]

‐ CROWD: [applauds]

‐ What happened?

‐ You stopped that purse snatcher.

‐ But what about the guy trying to steal the ring?

‐ You, um...made them fall in love?

Look.

‐ Wow.

I am good!

Criminals of Hiddenville...

fear me!

‐ I know I do.

‐ MRS. WONG: Aha!

Just the proof I need.

‐ [camera shutter clicking]

‐ Ugh!

‐ [camera shutter clicking]

‐ [sighs] I've gotta find a way to get out of here.

Wait.

My secret stash of TNT.

I'll blast my way out.

‐ [buttons bleeping]

‐ I love you beary much.

‐ [groans] I'm never getting out of here.

‐ [explosion] ‐ [gasps]

‐ COLOSSO: [coughing]

‐ [groans]

Colosso?

You escaped.

‐ And I brought you a present.

[retching]

‐ I'll pass.

‐ [object thuds] ‐ COLOSSO: Look.

‐ The orb! Wow!

‐ I live in your dad's bedroom now.

I saw him enter his safe combination.

In fact, I saw a lot of things.

Ugh! Yuck!

‐ I can use it to get revenge on Phoebe and take her powers.

‐ Right after you use it to get your own powers back.

‐ I can't.

I need some kind of computer chip to override the system.

And where am I gonna find that?

Look around!

‐ I love you beary much.

‐ And I love the computer chip inside you beary much.

‐ Phoebe! ‐ I don't have a prom date!

Single ladies dance.

‐ Okay, stop dancing and tell me where Max is.

Prom is tonight and I haven't been able to

reach him in two days.

‐ Yeah, sorry, Allison,

but I don't think Max is gonna go to prom.

‐ What?

‐ There's just a lot of drama going on at home right now.

But maybe you can find another date.

Although, it might be kind of hard at the last minute.

‐ Hey! One of you is taking me to Junior Prom!

Whoever's interested, meet me in the quad.

‐ Oh, come on, ladies, it'll be fun.

We know you don't have dates.

‐ Look, you guys are cute,

and each one of us has a crush on each one of you.

It couldn't be more perfect.

‐ But, tonight we're all about us single ladies.

‐ Guys, guys, whoa, whoa, whoa.

They're asking you to prom.

I'm okay with you saying yes.

In fact, I‐‐

‐ Phoebe, we made a prom pact

and what kind of friends would be if we broke it?

‐ CHERRY: Yeah.

We'd be cold‐hearted, good for nothing, scheming backstabbers.

‐ Good thing none of us are any of those things.

Oh, there's the bell.

Ding‐a‐ling‐a‐ling‐a‐ling.

‐ [school bell ringing]

‐ Well, now we're really late.

‐ Wait! Which one of you is giddy for Gideon?

‐ And that, Nora,

is how you keep witches from poisoning birds.

‐ Here are your breadcrumbs, Mrs. Fitzrellio.

‐ There you two are. I was just making lunch.

‐ Veggie burgers, because they're so delicious.

‐ I'll take mine to go.

‐ Max!

‐ How'd you get out of your room?

‐ Easy.

I just made a few tweaks on this thing and got my powers back.

‐ The orb. Put that down. It's dangerous.

‐ Only when it's in the wrong hands, dad...

like mine. ‐ [orb zapping]

‐ I love you beary much.

‐ Pretend you didn't hear that.

‐ Hank, our powers are gone.

‐ Hey, I can't laser! ‐ And I'm not fast.

‐ [straining]

‐ You know I'd love to stay and watch you be weak and helpless,

but...I've got a sister to destroy.

‐ Hey! What did I do?

‐ Not you. Phoebe.

Now, to make sure none of you can follow me...

‐ Max, if you go down this path,

you are no longer our son.

‐ Exactly.

I'm a supervillain now.

‐ ♪

‐ Where is Max?

I gave him his assignment yesterday.

I'd do the job myself if I knew where ThunderGirl lived.

‐ Boss! [hissing] Check out the news.

‐ If you're just joining us, local woman,

Olympia Wong has proof

that ThunderGirl lives right here in Hiddenville.

‐ It's true. ThunderGirl is Phoebe Thunderman.

The whole family are superheroes.

They live 828 Oak Dale Lane.

Call me, Jimmy Fallon!

‐ There you have it, folks,

a superhero, right in our own hometown.

‐ [evil laugh]

Gas up the Mayhem 'Copter,

we're going to Hiddenville.

[evil laugh]

‐ Welcome to prom, everyone!

We are Max and the Crushed Skulls.

‐ CROWD: [cheering, applauding]

‐ Except Max isn't here to play.

‐ ♪

‐ Single ladies prom selfie.

‐ [phone camera clicks]

‐ You guys want some punch?

Let's go dance.

‐ I thought you said you wanted punch?

‐ Yeah, I did.

I wanna punch the dance floor, in the mouth, with my feet.

Oh, you know what, uh, you guys go start without me.

I gotta... stretch out my hammies.

Hi, Link. ‐ Oh, there you are.

This is for you. ‐ Oh, what a beautiful corsage.

‐ You wanna dance? ‐ Whoa! At a dance?

That is so predictable.

Hey, how about we get our picture taken.

‐ Okay.

‐ Uh, you go get us a spot in line.

I'm gonna powder my hammies.

No looking back at my shiny... hammies.

‐ I don't think you know what hammies are.

‐ I said no looking back.

Single ladies... oh, ooh! ‐ ALL: Whoo!

‐ Hey, Phoebs, where'd you get that corsage?

‐ Oh! I... um...

Conga line!

‐ [playing conga rhythms]

♪

‐ NORA: We're frozen in.

I can't get a cellphone signal.

‐ Hank, we have to warn Phoebe. She's in danger.

‐ Right, stand back everyone.

I may not have my powers,

but I still have my athletic prowess

and amazing physique!

[screaming]

‐ [heavy thud]

‐ I'm neither athletic nor amazing.

[groaning]

‐ Or we could use the Thunder Signal to melt our way out.

‐ I wish you would have thought of that

before you made me look like a fool in front of the children.

‐ [light clicks on]

‐ All right, this is gonna take a while.

Let's get every light in the house.

‐ Mom and dad are thinking,

but they're not thinking like a mastermind.

Three words: couch, fire...Nora.

‐ Billy, stop!

You're not a hero mastermind.

‐ False. But I'd also accept triangle.

‐ I'm serious.

I know how much that test meant to you,

so I switched the results

so you would think my high score was yours.

I'm sorry.

‐ My score was the low one?

That means I'll never be a superhero.

‐ Thanks to Max, I don't think any of us will be.

‐ [retching]

‐ [object splats]

‐ Ah...there it is.

I didn't realize I had so much stuff from my stomach stash.

‐ [bleeping]

‐ Max! Oh, it's you.

Where is Max?

Why hasn't he called?

‐ Not to worry, DM.

Max just took his parents' powers

and is on his way to steal Phoebe's as we speak.

‐ That means ThunderMan and Electress

will be sitting ducks by the time I arrive.

‐ Totally.

Wait! You're coming here?

‐ Yes.

Your address is all over the news.

Once Max and I crush the Thundermans,

we'll make all of Hiddenville our evil headquarters.

‐ I love it.

Now let's talk about me.

I'm gonna need a masseuse, a personal assistant, a tiny car.

‐ Oops! Going through a tunnel. Gotta go.

That stupid rabbit will be the first one I dispose of.

[evil laugh]

Oh? Is this still on? ‐ Yep.

‐ Um, going through another tunnel.

Bye! [fist pounds]

‐ Oh...

‐ [evil laugh continues]

‐ ♪

‐ Time to say goodbye to your thunder, ThunderGirl.

‐ Well, look who decided to show up.

‐ Allison.

Uh...you look great.

Who's this guy? ‐ This is Richard.

‐ My name's Aaron. ‐ Shush.

He's my date since you ditched me.

‐ I didn't ditch you. Something came up.

It's complicated. ‐ Really?

So complicated that you ditched your girlfriend on prom night,

show up in rags and won't tell me why.

Okay, let's make things less complicated for you.

We're done.

Come on, Tim.

‐ Wait, Allison.

‐ Best prom ever. Am I right, ladies!

‐ ALL: Woo!

‐ Uh, I love this part.

Let's get closer.

Link! I, um, forgot you were holding our spot for pictures.

‐ Well, I was, but the line was moving

and I ended up taking a picture with your geometry teacher.

Are you all right?

Phoebe, you're acting kinda weird.

‐ What? Me?

‐ Yeah, next you're gonna do that thing

where you laugh on every word you say.

‐ [laughing] I... don't... do... that.

‐ Phoebe!

What is Link doing here?

‐ Uh... Oh, my gosh, Link, you're here!

‐ Hey, Link, how's Hong Kong?

‐ Oh, it's great. I...I got a poodle.

I taught that puppy how to sit.

‐ Oh, that's so cute. [laughing]

Backstabber! How could you break our prom pact?

Come on, ladies. Angry dance away.

‐ Guys, wait. I can explain.

‐ What?

Shut up! No way!

‐ So, when Link showed up from Hong Kong,

I just couldn't bring myself to tell him.

I'm so sorry, but I promise I'll never

keep anything from you guys ever again.

‐ Hey, everyone!

Phoebe Thunderman is ThunderGirl!

‐ ALL: [gasp]

‐ Starting now.

‐ And this is the home of ThunderGirl,

where she lives with her weird family.

‐ And what kind of powers do they have?

‐ Superpowers, goofball.

‐ [helicopter blades whirring]

‐ Big city news chopper!

Make room, local hicks.

‐ DARK MAYHEM: Get out of my way!

‐ And who are you with?

Channel Six Dumbface News?

[laughing]

‐ [powers zapping]

‐ Aah! Save me, Jimmy Fallon!

‐ ALL: [screaming]

‐ REPORTER: [screams]

‐ [lasers zapping]

‐ [crackling sound]

‐ BARB: What is that?

‐ DARK MAYHEM: Dark Mayhem.

And I'm here to destroy you.

‐ STRONGDOR: Strongdor here, too!

‐ What do we do?

‐ Take the kids upstairs. I got this.

‐ We got this.

‐ ALL: Colosso?

‐ Fire in the hole!

‐ [explosion]

‐ Go, go, go!

Thank you, Colosso.

‐ Hey, the only way to save my furry little butt

is by saving your furry big butt.

Get a longer robe!

‐ Nobody is asking you to look.

‐ Hank, we have to warn Phoebe.

Quick, to the Thundervan. ‐ COLOSSO: [gasps]

‐ ♪

‐ Let the mayhem begin!

‐ [crickets chirping]

‐ [groans]

I practiced that line in the helicopter for nothing!

‐ [engine roaring] ‐ They escaped!

How are we gonna find them before they warn ThunderGirl?

‐ I already did.

Looks like we villains will finally get to go to prom.

‐ Strongdor went to prom.

‐ Yeah, I went.

‐ I leased a limo. [hissing]

‐ Yeah, me, too. I went with Debbie.

You don't know her.

‐ [mixed comments]

‐ Listen, guys, there are a lot of crazy rumors on the internet.

Okay, I'm not ThunderGirl.

And I certainly don't have superpowers.

‐ Say goodbye to your superpowers, ThunderGirl.

‐ CROWD: [gasping]

‐ Max? ‐ Max, what are you doing?

‐ Oh, hey, Link. How's Hong Kong?

‐ Oh, it's great. I got a poodle‐‐

‐ No one cares!

Ooh! Phoebe!

‐ You're not gonna win this battle, Max.

‐ This isn't a battle, Phoebe, this is a war.

‐ ♪

‐ ♪

‐ All this time Phoebe was ThunderGirl?

‐ I knew like a year ago.

‐ Dudes, we were in the presence of ThunderGirl the entire time.

‐ Wolfgang!

‐ Max, has superpowers?

‐ Superpowers and he's in a band.

Man, my life sucks.

‐ Give it up, Max.

You're not gonna break my concentration.

‐ Nothing's gonna break mine.

‐ HANK: Kids! ‐ MAX & PHOEBE: Dad?

‐ [punch splashes]

‐ My orb! ‐ Oh, no, you don't.

‐ Soggy but still evil.

Looks like Hiddenville is about to lose its new superhero.

‐ BARB: Max, stop!

Give us back our powers.

Dark Mayhem is on his way to destroy us all.

‐ I'm already here.

‐ Strongdor here, too!

‐ [powers zapping] ‐ [disco ball explodes]

‐ CROWD: [screaming]

‐ We meet at last, ThunderGirl.

Go ahead, Max.

Take your sister's powers and you'll finally be one of us.

‐ Max, please!

Look, I know you hate me,

but you can't let Dark Mayhem destroy Hiddenville.

‐ Oh, ThunderGirl, I'm not going to destroy Hiddenville.

I'm going to enslave everyone in it, to build my new evil empire.

‐ Is that really what you want, Max,

to lose everything‐‐

your friends, Allison, your family?

‐ DARK MAYHEM: What are you waiting for, Max?

You are this close to having it all.

‐ I already have it all.

‐ [orb zapping]

‐ DARK MAYHEM: What are you doing, Max?

‐ Restoring my family's powers.

[gasps] ‐ [orb clatters]

‐ You fool!

‐ Yes! We're back! [powers zapping]

Oh, Barb, I think I have your powers.

‐ What power do I have? [zooming]

‐ [heavy thud]

‐ Super speed.

‐ [whooshing]

Did I just teleport?

‐ ThunderBaby away! [tiny thud]

‐ [plaster splatters]

‐ Billy, that means you have laser eyes.

‐ It doesn't matter. I'm not a superhero.

Here, take 'em back. [lasers zapping]

‐ Ow! It doesn't work that way.

‐ What happened?

‐ The punch must have short‐circuited the orb.

‐ They're confused from having the wrong powers.

Get them!

‐ HANK: Thundermans, attack!

‐ [powers zapping]

You picked the wrong side, Max.

[powers zapping]

‐ ♪

‐ PHOEBE: [gasps]

Threatening my family is one thing,

but ruining my prom dress

before I take pictures is crossing the line!

[rips material]

‐ ♪

‐ DARK MAYHEM: [evil laugh]

‐ ♪

‐ Ha, ha, ha! You missed. [hissing]

‐ ♪

‐ Oow!

‐ Sorry. I'm not used to my wife's superpowers.

‐ [frightened gasp]

‐ BARB: [zooming] Hi‐ya!

Ow!

‐ Strongdor's turn. [grunts]

‐ [heavy thud] ‐ [roaring]

‐ ♪

‐ Billy, help me! ‐ No Billy here.

Just a boy who's not a superhero.

‐ ♪

‐ We can't keep this up forever.

You open the orb, I'll hold him off.

‐ ♪

‐ Phoebe, I just want you to know

the single ladies are totally behind you.

‐ Oh, thanks, girls. It really means a lot.

‐ [powers zapping] ‐ [object shatters]

‐ No, we're seriously right behind you.

Do you think you could move the fight that way?

‐ ♪

‐ So, since this might be the end,

who had a crush on who?

‐ Oyster, I hardly think that this is the time to‐‐

‐ I like Wolfgang. ‐ I like Gideon.

‐ Sweetious.

‐ ♪

‐ Too slow. [hissing]

You couldn't hit me, if you tried.

‐ Then I'll stop trying.

‐ [electrical zapping] ‐ [gasping]

‐ Thanks for the tip. [powers zapping]

‐ Ow, ow, ow! Why?

‐ I can't control where these things come out.

[powers zapping]

So weird.

‐ ♪

‐ Strongdor will crush you.

‐ Strongdor will have to catch me first.

[zooming]

‐ [heavy thud] ‐ Ooh!

‐ Thank you for the dance.

‐ Great job, honey.

Uh‐oh. I got this.

[grunting]

Barb! A little help.

‐ [grunting]

‐ NORA: [gasps] ‐ Got you.

You can't teleport away from my pinchy grip.

Goodbye ThunderTween.

‐ Let her go.

‐ Oh, look who came out of hiding.

[evil laugh]

You're no superhero.

You're just a scared little boy.

[laughing]

‐ Billy, what's the answer to everything?

‐ Triangle?

Triangle! [lasers zapping]

‐ [gasps]

[screams]

‐ [whooshing] ‐ No!

‐ [lid thuds] ‐ [whooshing]

‐ Billy, you saved me.

Who cares if you're not a mastermind.

You're the bravest superhero I know.

‐ Thanks.

‐ Let's get some of these people to safety.

Hey, come with us. We'll get you out of here.

‐ BILLY: Go, go, go! Go, guys, go.

‐ Orb, orb... gotta find the orb.

‐ [powers zapping]

‐ Max?

‐ Allison?

I'm sorry for being a jerk earlier.

I still really like you,

but I get if dating a superhero is too weird and‐‐

‐ [kisses]

Sorry. That was the easiest way to shut you up.

‐ Yes!

‐ Wow. Glad you liked it.

‐ No, I mean... yes, but... I found the orb.

Now where were we?

[kissing]

‐ ♪

‐ Max! ‐ Gotta save the world.

‐ Got him! Now, Max!

‐ I don't think so!

[grunt of effort] [powers zapping]

‐ [heavy thud]

‐ [evil laugh]

‐ ♪

‐ [evil laugh continues]

Max, couldn't take your powers... but I will.

‐ [heavy thud] ‐ Oh!

Mommy says I'm a good boy.

‐ CROWD: [applauding, cheering]

‐ Chloe, you used dad's super strength to save us?

Thank you. ‐ You're welcome.

ThunderBaby, away! [tiny thud]

‐ [plaster splatters]

‐ [orb zapping]

‐ I love you beary much.

‐ I love you, too,

power‐sapping orb that I'm gonna keep forever.

‐ I'll hold that for safekeeping.

‐ Listen, Phoebe, I'm sorry for... for...

‐ ...everything you've ever done

in your entire life up to this point?

‐ That.

‐ I can't believe my baby is finally a superhero.

It's too bad we have to put you in Super Villain prison

for helping out Dark Mayhem.

‐ What?

‐ HANK & BARB: [laughing]

‐ Kidding! But you should have seen your face!

You're like... oh! ‐ Come on, Barb.

Let's go call the Hero League.

Take credit for all of this.

‐ Hey, Thunderman, since you have superpowers,

there's a few things you need to do if you wanna graduate.

Number one, teach me to fly.

Number two‐‐

‐ It feels so good to finally do that.

‐ Hmm... Seeing Bradford frozen

makes me feel like I'm forgetting something.

Link!

‐ No, it doesn't actually hurt at all.

Maybe like a little bit of freezer burn, but‐‐

‐ I taught that little puppy how to sit.

Wait, Phoebe, what's going on?

‐ Don't worry...

it's picture time.

‐ [flashbulb pops]

‐ And, so, it is with great pleasure

that I proclaim Max Thunderman an official superhero.

‐ ALL: [applauding]

‐ [sobbing]

I promised myself I wasn't gonna cry.

[blows nose]

‐ Dad...that's my cape.

‐ Thank you, everyone.

I promise to be worthy of this cape and make you all proud.

Hey, Sparkles, where are you going with my stuff?

‐ Well, since you're not a villain anymore,

you won't be needing your evil inventions.

‐ I can use my weapons for good.

‐ Uh, how do you plan to use a helium pain blaster for good?

‐ It works just as well on villains.

Here, watch.

‐ Why are you pointing that thing at me?

‐ [laser zapping] ‐ [gasping]

[high‐pitched helium voice] No! Stop! It stings!

Get it off! No! That's not funny!

‐ I do like when villains suffer.

The weapons stay.

‐ Well, I'm just glad we can finally put the drama

of the last few days behind us.

‐ Electress, you were exposed as superheroes... on TV.

‐ So, a few people saw us.

‐ Yeah, it's not that big a deal.

‐ CROWD: [mixed comments]

‐ [door slams]

‐ Okay, it is that big a deal.

‐ The Thundermans are famous, baby!

‐ BARB: [sighs]

‐ ♪

‐ ♪

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