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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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I'm going to tell you the
story, about how I met someone remarkable.
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We would like
to welcome you to Savanna.
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The temperature on the ground is 70
degrees, and the local time is...
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I'd just
flown in for a job interview.
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I had already
prepaid for my come-pick car,
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when the rental place
had a water main break.
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I'm sorry sir, we are
going to have to cancel your reservation.
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The car rental lot had
flooded. I didn't have time for this.
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I was already running a little late,
and I was trying to remember my answers
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to all the pre-interview
questions I'd practiced,
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so I had them drop me
off at the closest place.
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Excuse me, can you pull over?
Excuse me.
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Then suddenly,
I was standing in front of her.
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Thank you for
choosing Savanna Car Rentals.
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How can I help...
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I can't remember
which one of us smiled first.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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I just want to get a car.
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Okay.
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That's me, yeah.
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July 10th?
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I'm May 10th.
What are the chances?
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Actually, the chances
are one in 30, but that didn't matter.
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We both could
feel something happening.
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Cool.
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By the end of
my first four hours in Savanna,
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I had a job,
and more importantly,
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I had a date.
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A little less than a year
later, we were married,
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and to think, it all happened because
some guy working for Savanna Water
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forgot to regulate the pressure.
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Every time,
I think we should remodel.
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- I speak up and say, "We have to go to Paris."
- Great, then let's go to Paris.
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And then I wake up the next morning,
and say, "we have to remodel".
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We've been trying to decide
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if we want to put
in a new pool in the backyard,
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or take that trip to Cabo.
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I'm very glad that we decided
that we are going to do the pool.
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Honey, I thought
we decided on Cabo?
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Yes, right.
No, we are going to Cabo.
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- We are going to Cabo.
- Brain fart. Wow.
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That must be Katie and Chuck.
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There are the wines.
She's white, he's red.
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Hi.
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Katie, are you okay?
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Where's Chuck?
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That's why all these jobs are moving to Florida
and Texas. There's no state income tax.
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- A part of me has always wanted to live in Texas.
- All those tornadoes,
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- it's so dangerous.
- Then, how about Florida?
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Florida is great.
It's right next door.
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Well, they have a lot of hurricanes...
It's...
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Not to mention the humidity.
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It's...
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We were supposed to go
to Florida this summer.
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His sister's getting married.
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We have the plane tickets
already, and the hotel, and my...
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My... bridesmaid's dress,
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and he even said, it was going
to be like our second honeymoon.
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But then he screwed
a girl he met online.
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Katie, would you like
to lie down or...
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Guys, I'm fine.
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I'm going to be
a divorce wedding planner.
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That's great.
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More Syrah, anyone?
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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Yes, okay.
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Jan might have some Xanax.
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Steve and Sabrina
just liked our photo.
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They just said, where's their invite?
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- I've always liked them.
- Yes, they are nice. We haven't seen them in a while.
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We should invite them
to the next barbecue.
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Maybe we can have a cookout competition.
He's always bragging about his brisket.
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- It's not that good.
- No, it's too dry.
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- No way.
- What?
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Chuck just changed
his status to single.
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- He did?
- Yes.
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Well, that is disgusting.
You should unfriend him.
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- No, okay.
- It's up to you.
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Only do it if it's
what you really want.
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If we go, I'll buy
you the first three rounds.
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- If he doesn't go, you owe me.
- I could take that.
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- Prove me right, Nate.
- No, prove me wrong.
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We've got an extra ticket
for the game tonight.
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He thinks if we
offered to you, you won't go.
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- He thinks you will.
- It's the first three rounds on the winner.
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- Guys, I can't.
- There it is.
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- Victory.
- I would love to, but I can't. Tonight, I've got plans...
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Susan, steak, chips,
game shows waiting at home?
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That was last night actually.
No, tonight's remodeling shows.
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Susan and I are re-doing the new bathroom.
She'd kill me if I missed it,
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but I'll go
with you guys next time.
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You realize you tell us that
every single week, right?
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Look, it's cool. Just tell us you'd
rather go home and hang with your wife.
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- We'll stop asking.
- No, it's just... If I start going out on a guys' night,
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then she'll start going on girls
nights, and then before you know it,
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I'm only going to
see her on the weekends.
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- And that's wrong because?
- Weekends are for projects.
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- Projects?
- Yes, mowing the lawn, painting the trim, building a new deck.
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Look, Susan and I made a commitment
to make our commitment work,
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- and you know what that takes?
- Masochistic guilt?
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No, it takes commitment.
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When you guys find
the right relationship,
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you'll love that commitment.
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No, man, you're right.
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You're right. I mean, we are
just gonna go to the game,
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we're going to get hammered, we're
going to probably embarrass ourselves...
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- Yes.
- ...in front of some coeds.
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But you, you'd rather go home to your wife.
That's amazing.
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- Yes.
- Seriously, man.
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- You're kind of lucky.
- I tell myself that every day.
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Just to clean down these
walls. Free it up from all the...
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That is a great idea for
a backsplash. What do you think?
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I don't know. What do you think?
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- Maybe.
- Yes, maybe.
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- Love you.
- Love you, too.
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Well, we want to do the infinity
pool because it looks amazing, but...
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Grab your glasses. He's Riesling, she's champagne.
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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I can't eat it.
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I thought you loved cheesecake?
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I do, but I made
a deal with Deborah.
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She stops using her passive-aggressive
manipulation to make me go visit her mother,
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and I lose ten pounds.
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Well, eh,
commitment takes compromise.
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No, it takes ignorance.
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- What's this?
- Some event the city's hosting.
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They're looking for a design
for the new concert hall.
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- Cool, are you going?
- Christ.
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I wish, but I've got
Deborah's third annual
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organic guacamole competition that
she hosts every year with her sisters.
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- That sounds fun.
- Yes, if you don't have a dick.
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You should go to that though. They have
free food, free booze, and who knows,
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you might even get
inspired to design something.
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Right.
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It's the wife.
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Time to compromise.
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- Hey.
- Hey, I left some frosting off the list this morning,
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so can you pick some up? It's in
aisle three, next to the flour.
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Yes, but frosting for what?
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I told Dan and Jan that we
would bring a cake on Friday.
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- Nate?
- Yes, sorry.
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Do we really want to go to that?
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I mean, it's just to celebrate the first
day of construction on the new pool.
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- What else would we do?
- Well, I was thinking,
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the city is hosting this event to find
architects to design the new concert hall
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and, I don't know, I thought
it sounded like it could be fun.
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- Susan?
- Yes. No, I mean, we could go,
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but last time we went to one of those
things you were bored out of your mind
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and you made me promise
that we would never go again.
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Besides, we already told
Dan and Jan we would be there.
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You know what?
It was unbearable.
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Intolerable, but it's up to you.
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I'll only do it
if it's what you really want.
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Hello.
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Susan?
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- What's wrong?
- It just hit me, okay?
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This wave of emotion,
this feeling
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and I don't know
how to describe it,
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but every part of me realize
that every part of me is just...
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Unhappy?
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Miserable.
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Miserable?
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Miserable?
How is that even possible?
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One minute I'm on the phone and we're debating
what to do Friday night and then the next,
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you tell me that you're miserable.
How the fuck is that even possible?
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It just is, okay?
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No, no, listen to me.
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Let's talk about this.
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What can we do?
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What can I do to fix this?
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I wish I knew.
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I really think I just
needed to put this all in perspective.
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I mean, what marriage didn't
have a little bump in the road?
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A hill to climb.
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I figured that when our friends
heard about this Friday night,
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they'd cut the cake
and toast to Nate's night out.
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- Good morning.
- Oh my. Nate, what the hell are you doing?
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I just thought we could talk.
I brought us some coffee.
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Okay, but don't just
barge in on me when I'm naked.
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What are you talking about? I've
seen you naked a thousand times.
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I don't get
what the big deal is.
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Look, we're having some issues
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and I don't want
to complicate things.
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I don't have any issues. You said
you were unhappy. I'm not unhappy.
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- I love our life, our marriage, getting to sleep in my own bed.
- I know.
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- I feel different, okay?
- Different?
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Better.
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- What do you mean, better?
- What do you think I mean?
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Do you want me to lie to you?
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Maybe.
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But the fourth wife,
she was a real looker.
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We both got our
money's worth on that one.
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So, do you think you, uh,
could ever get married again?
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No. No, no, no, no.
I don't think so. I'm...
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I'm so unlucky.
If it were raining pussies,
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the one that would land on my head
would have a dick already in it.
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All right, moving on.
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Ed, how about you, any movement
with your action items this week?
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Yes. I finally got rid of that
hyphen at the end of my name,
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so I'm no longer Ed Smith-Myers.
I'm just Ed Smith.
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Congratulations, Ed.
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You're making real progress.
I'm proud of you.
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Nate, how about you?
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Would you like
to share with the group?
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Hi, I'm Nate.
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I just came
to check this out because
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American Voices
is finished for this season,
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so I had a little bit
of extra time this week.
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I don't really
know what I'm doing here.
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I know, I got really lucky,
I was able to get an earlier flight.
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It means we can definitely make
it to Peter and Penny's potluck.
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Yes, yes,
I'll pick up a bottle of Syrah.
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You look like the expert.
Are the waffles here any good?
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Are the waffles here any good?
Yes, yes, they're okay.
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I had better. My wife actually
makes really good waffles.
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Wholegrain, soy milk, egg whites
and we only use grade A maple syrup,
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medium amber in the little
maple leaf bottle from Vermont.
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Susan has this way of pouring the
maple syrup into every other square,
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there's never too much
but never too little.
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She would even take the butter out of the
fridge an hour before we ate so it softens,
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then when it hits the top of the waffle,
it just melts in every direction.
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I bet you can't
wait to get home.
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I placed the Blueridge mountain,
the problem is we got to use it.
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- We go back and forth and I say...
- Hey, Nate.
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- I have to go to Asheville and he says...
- How's it going?
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- I feel like it's been a while.
- Yes, it has, hasn't it?
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We cannot decide.
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Nate, what a surprise.
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Yes, it is a surprise, isn't it?
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00:17:09,227 --> 00:17:14,831
You're having a dinner party with all
our friends as if nothing even happened.
233
00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:17,634
- Are you okay?
- Yes, I'm really good.
234
00:17:17,636 --> 00:17:20,069
Thanks for asking.
I'm getting along just swell.
235
00:17:20,071 --> 00:17:23,508
I'm really glad that you're
making good use of our time apart.
236
00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:26,176
The space that you wanted so bad
is treating you well. Then hey,
237
00:17:26,178 --> 00:17:29,646
- it's just shits and giggles here at my expense, isn't it?
- It's not like that,
238
00:17:29,648 --> 00:17:32,085
- let's just go upstairs and talk.
- Holy shit.
239
00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:37,856
Is that the new 65-inch 4K HDTV
with crystal clear pixilation,
240
00:17:37,858 --> 00:17:40,791
the one that I wanted to get
instead of redoing the bathroom?
241
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:44,229
Okay, the rocking ribs
242
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:49,504
are ready to be tasted.
Who wants some more pinot?
243
00:17:50,638 --> 00:17:55,543
Oh. Hey, how's it going?
I'm Nick. Good to meet you.
244
00:17:57,712 --> 00:18:02,181
- What's your name?
- My name is Nate Brown.
245
00:18:02,183 --> 00:18:06,752
- Nate Brown.
- It's on the mail that comes here. It's on the cable bill.
246
00:18:06,754 --> 00:18:08,987
- Nate, can we please just talk about this...
- You know what?
247
00:18:08,989 --> 00:18:12,058
It's really not the fact that you're
screwing my wife that bothers me,
248
00:18:12,060 --> 00:18:15,061
because honestly, that I
could get over, but Susan,
249
00:18:15,063 --> 00:18:18,031
if you're going to let this guy
wear my "kiss the cook" apron,
250
00:18:18,033 --> 00:18:21,901
use my dripless basting brush and
cook in my 44-inch combo grill,
251
00:18:21,903 --> 00:18:25,705
then I'm sorry, but you're
nothing but a filthy whore.
252
00:18:28,043 --> 00:18:31,878
I'm just having a really hard time
adjusting to everything right now.
253
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:34,747
- Hard, how?
- Well...
254
00:18:34,749 --> 00:18:39,152
I... I just feel like my whole
life is turned upside down, right?
255
00:18:39,154 --> 00:18:42,892
And I don't know
where to start, you know.
256
00:18:43,825 --> 00:18:47,594
I'm also dealing with some
pretty big issues at the moment
257
00:18:47,596 --> 00:18:50,831
like not being allowed back into my
own house that I bought and paid for.
258
00:18:50,833 --> 00:18:55,136
But then, there's also like the little things
that bother me even more than being homeless.
259
00:18:55,138 --> 00:18:57,938
Like I passed our Thai
food place the other night.
260
00:18:57,940 --> 00:19:01,944
We loved Thai food, it was our
favorite and every time we'd go,
261
00:19:01,946 --> 00:19:05,947
I would get the chicken skewers and she would
get the garlic beef and then we'd share.
262
00:19:05,949 --> 00:19:06,884
And it's like...
263
00:19:08,986 --> 00:19:11,786
What the fuck
am I supposed to do now?
264
00:19:11,788 --> 00:19:14,590
I mean, I can't get both.
265
00:19:14,592 --> 00:19:15,693
Hey.
266
00:19:17,294 --> 00:19:20,262
It's just
going to take some time.
267
00:19:20,264 --> 00:19:22,764
How long have
you been coming here?
268
00:19:22,766 --> 00:19:24,303
15 years.
269
00:19:31,843 --> 00:19:33,375
I would've gone to Paris.
270
00:19:33,377 --> 00:19:37,282
No, she remodels.
271
00:19:38,717 --> 00:19:40,819
Nate?
272
00:19:42,287 --> 00:19:43,788
Nate Brown.
273
00:19:44,889 --> 00:19:49,028
It's Katie, Katie Franco,
274
00:19:50,895 --> 00:19:54,097
- used to be Hamilton.
- Oh, Katie.
275
00:19:54,099 --> 00:19:57,267
Katie, hi!
276
00:19:57,269 --> 00:19:59,202
What the hell happened to you?
277
00:19:59,204 --> 00:20:01,104
I'll take that as a compliment.
278
00:20:01,106 --> 00:20:05,776
And you look
like you always did.
279
00:20:05,778 --> 00:20:09,680
Really? Because half of me
is divorcing the other half.
280
00:20:09,682 --> 00:20:12,752
- Aw, you too?
- M-hm.
281
00:20:14,954 --> 00:20:17,188
So, what are you up to now?
282
00:20:17,190 --> 00:20:20,791
You still helping the betrothed
march to their emotional death?
283
00:20:20,793 --> 00:20:22,927
- God, no.
- Really?
284
00:20:22,929 --> 00:20:25,363
That... that was your life.
You lived for it.
285
00:20:25,365 --> 00:20:29,800
No, I had what could
be innocently described
286
00:20:29,802 --> 00:20:33,270
as a complete fucking meltdown
where I lost my cool on a customer
287
00:20:33,272 --> 00:20:35,877
to the point where
they called off the engagement.
288
00:20:36,877 --> 00:20:38,778
Probably good you quit.
289
00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:41,247
Are you kidding? It was
like the best day of my life.
290
00:20:41,249 --> 00:20:45,017
I... suddenly felt
empowered and inspired
291
00:20:45,019 --> 00:20:48,290
and it allowed me to shed the
past and take hold of my own life.
292
00:20:51,425 --> 00:20:54,859
I thought from that moment on
293
00:20:54,861 --> 00:20:57,195
of my breakup as my wakeup,
294
00:20:57,197 --> 00:21:01,233
as the moment in my life when
I said, "I am my own person.
295
00:21:01,235 --> 00:21:05,305
I'm not just half of Katie
and Chuck. I'm Katie Franco."
296
00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:09,943
and the fun of the single thing is starting
over. Don't commiserate, celebrate.
297
00:21:09,945 --> 00:21:12,479
- What is there to celebrate?
- You.
298
00:21:12,481 --> 00:21:14,815
Your newfound freedom,
your independence.
299
00:21:14,817 --> 00:21:18,320
- The new life you're about to embark on.
- Celebrate being single?
300
00:21:21,756 --> 00:21:24,258
My... my marriage
was everything to me.
301
00:21:24,260 --> 00:21:28,162
Operative word: Was. You got
to start living in the now.
302
00:21:28,164 --> 00:21:30,164
- Fuck the past.
- Fuck the past?
303
00:21:30,166 --> 00:21:32,232
- Seize your future.
- Carpe diem?
304
00:21:32,234 --> 00:21:35,238
Listen, you guys
planned a wedding, right?
305
00:21:36,272 --> 00:21:39,176
That was just one big party.
Why don't you throw another one?
306
00:21:40,176 --> 00:21:41,912
I don't know,
I guess I could try.
307
00:21:43,647 --> 00:21:47,017
I just don't know if I could pull it off.
Seems like a lot to celebrate just moi.
308
00:21:47,918 --> 00:21:50,221
Who else would
you rather celebrate?
309
00:21:53,224 --> 00:21:56,425
Well, listen.
Call me if you need me.
310
00:21:56,427 --> 00:21:58,393
I'm back to being an accountant.
311
00:21:58,395 --> 00:22:01,199
Taxes after
a divorce can be a bit tricky.
312
00:22:10,107 --> 00:22:11,174
Cele...
313
00:22:11,176 --> 00:22:12,945
...brate.
314
00:22:18,516 --> 00:22:22,254
7:00 p.m.
315
00:22:31,196 --> 00:22:33,329
This is so out of character.
316
00:22:33,331 --> 00:22:36,499
I'm honestly surprised
he came up with it himself.
317
00:22:36,501 --> 00:22:38,869
Really? You think?
318
00:22:38,871 --> 00:22:43,573
If that was my ex-husband,
I... I would sabotage the party
319
00:22:43,575 --> 00:22:47,314
and make a complete ass out of him
in front of all of his loser friends.
320
00:22:48,948 --> 00:22:50,915
Hypothetically
speaking, you know.
321
00:22:50,917 --> 00:22:55,084
Jan loves
her little hypotheticals.
322
00:22:55,086 --> 00:22:57,955
- You know, I just... Throwing a party is hard.
- It's tough.
323
00:22:57,957 --> 00:23:02,827
It's not just buying a six-pack
and serving some onion dip,
324
00:23:02,829 --> 00:23:05,130
it's... it's a lot more,
you know.
325
00:23:05,132 --> 00:23:08,499
I always planned who's
coming and what we would serve
326
00:23:08,501 --> 00:23:10,537
and where they
would sit, you know?
327
00:23:12,072 --> 00:23:14,171
I always made him
feel like he was involved.
328
00:23:14,173 --> 00:23:17,342
Yeah, he always had those amazing
syrupy sweet and spicy ribs.
329
00:23:17,344 --> 00:23:22,514
- Seriously? It was seriously not syrupy.
- Misspoke.
330
00:23:22,516 --> 00:23:28,220
And if I hadn't added white pepper
to the rub, it would have been bland.
331
00:23:28,222 --> 00:23:32,958
And if I didn't constantly baste
the ribs, it would've burned.
332
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:37,964
If I didn't serve merlot, he
would've served chardonnay, so.
333
00:23:37,966 --> 00:23:41,566
- That would not have gone...
- You can't do that.
334
00:23:41,568 --> 00:23:43,471
After the term alimony?
335
00:23:44,972 --> 00:23:47,543
Permanent alimony.
336
00:23:48,978 --> 00:23:54,350
Her pension contribution
entitlement, her car insurance.
337
00:23:55,617 --> 00:23:57,820
Her healthcare coverage.
338
00:23:58,554 --> 00:24:01,490
I see 17% of my salary.
339
00:24:02,590 --> 00:24:05,227
One-seven.
340
00:24:08,063 --> 00:24:10,433
No wonder I feel 83% like shit.
341
00:24:13,603 --> 00:24:15,105
The irony?
342
00:24:17,139 --> 00:24:21,911
Before our first date,
I dreamed of fucking her
343
00:24:25,048 --> 00:24:27,382
and now she's fucking me.
344
00:24:27,384 --> 00:24:29,086
Right up the ass.
345
00:24:32,454 --> 00:24:36,291
Okay. Uh...
346
00:24:36,293 --> 00:24:39,997
Anyone else have
anything they'd like to add?
347
00:24:41,531 --> 00:24:43,300
I have something.
348
00:24:44,969 --> 00:24:46,438
Uhm...
349
00:24:48,039 --> 00:24:52,377
I was actually trying to think about
this divorce thing in a whole new way.
350
00:24:53,410 --> 00:24:55,510
So instead of
feeling like shit about it,
351
00:24:55,512 --> 00:24:58,982
I decided why not have a party?
352
00:24:58,984 --> 00:25:04,988
I'm... I'm sorry,
why not have a what?
353
00:25:04,990 --> 00:25:06,425
A divorce party.
354
00:25:07,458 --> 00:25:09,559
Nate...
355
00:25:09,561 --> 00:25:14,263
I... I think
that might be misdirecting
356
00:25:14,265 --> 00:25:16,700
some of the pain
that you're feeling.
357
00:25:16,702 --> 00:25:20,670
Yeah, why would
you want to do that?
358
00:25:20,672 --> 00:25:23,473
I mean, you could think
about it any way you want,
359
00:25:23,475 --> 00:25:27,345
but you'd still be broadcasting
your failure to the world.
360
00:25:27,347 --> 00:25:31,415
We come in here to share
our lives with each other,
361
00:25:31,417 --> 00:25:33,684
but we keep it in this room.
362
00:25:33,686 --> 00:25:36,454
You want to share your
misery with the world?
363
00:25:36,456 --> 00:25:41,128
Fine, but for me,
I... I'd rather be safe in here,
364
00:25:42,027 --> 00:25:44,497
than deal with
what's going on out there.
365
00:25:52,072 --> 00:25:54,606
I need to understand how I,
366
00:25:54,608 --> 00:25:57,509
a guy that I think
is pretty normal, not offensive,
367
00:25:57,511 --> 00:26:02,179
only rarely loses his temper in public,
only has one guest attending his party.
368
00:26:02,181 --> 00:26:04,318
- What party?
- The divorce party.
369
00:26:06,053 --> 00:26:08,387
The one that you RSVP'd to?
370
00:26:08,389 --> 00:26:10,626
Oh, yeah. Here it is.
371
00:26:11,659 --> 00:26:15,695
Well, first of all,
I RSVP yes to every invite.
372
00:26:15,697 --> 00:26:18,563
It doesn't mean I'm going, it
means that you think I'm going.
373
00:26:18,565 --> 00:26:22,537
So for the next week, if I see you at spin
class, you don't think I'm lame for saying no.
374
00:26:23,537 --> 00:26:26,238
Then, about an hour
before the party starts,
375
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:29,175
I send you an email with
something along the lines of,
376
00:26:29,177 --> 00:26:32,344
"Oh my God,
I'm so sorry I can't make it.
377
00:26:32,346 --> 00:26:34,215
But do a shot for me.
Love you. Katie."
378
00:26:35,450 --> 00:26:37,284
So you weren't coming either?
379
00:26:37,286 --> 00:26:38,688
No, of course not.
380
00:26:40,288 --> 00:26:43,457
- Okay.
- Listen, Nate. I don't know what to tell you.
381
00:26:43,459 --> 00:26:47,127
You decided to throw a party and now you're
realizing that without your marriage,
382
00:26:47,129 --> 00:26:49,396
no one feels obligated
to show up just for you.
383
00:26:49,398 --> 00:26:50,533
Why not?
384
00:26:52,034 --> 00:26:55,271
Because you used to be half of
something and now you're all of nothing.
385
00:26:56,305 --> 00:26:58,840
- Don't you think that's kind of your fault?
- Oh, my fault?
386
00:26:58,842 --> 00:27:02,377
Yeah. I mean, you gave me the whole,
"Don't commiserate, celebrate" speech.
387
00:27:02,379 --> 00:27:05,112
Nate, please.
Look at your invite.
388
00:27:05,114 --> 00:27:08,719
Chips and dip at the Savannah Inn
Express isn't a party, it's pathetic.
389
00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:14,255
- I got the Double Deluxe Suite.
- Nate, if you want to have a successful divorce party,
390
00:27:14,257 --> 00:27:16,391
- you got to treat this as if...
- As if what?
391
00:27:16,393 --> 00:27:19,494
As if it was
as important as your wedding.
392
00:27:19,496 --> 00:27:23,565
Okay. Look, if I had 30 grand to
spend, I'd throw something cool,
393
00:27:23,567 --> 00:27:25,868
- but I don't have that kind of money.
- Are you telling me
394
00:27:25,870 --> 00:27:29,170
your new life is only worth a bag of
tortilla chips and a jar of salsa?
395
00:27:29,172 --> 00:27:31,140
Because that's what I'm hearing.
396
00:27:31,142 --> 00:27:34,543
Okay, think about it. If you
were getting married somehow,
397
00:27:34,545 --> 00:27:39,284
you and your over-eager bride would find the
money to flaunt your new life together, right?
398
00:27:43,887 --> 00:27:46,354
Why don't you throw it for me?
399
00:27:46,356 --> 00:27:47,790
What?
400
00:27:47,792 --> 00:27:50,326
I mean, you love doing that.
You lived for it.
401
00:27:50,328 --> 00:27:51,230
No.
402
00:27:52,431 --> 00:27:55,268
What I lived for
was a feeling, you know?
403
00:27:57,269 --> 00:28:00,673
The rush of making a memory that could
maybe carry somebody through a lifetime.
404
00:28:01,573 --> 00:28:02,475
Like...
405
00:28:04,276 --> 00:28:06,512
I was creating a piece of art,
406
00:28:08,379 --> 00:28:10,148
and I was the artist,
407
00:28:13,453 --> 00:28:15,620
but that was the past.
408
00:28:15,622 --> 00:28:18,221
Your specialty was sending
people off into the world,
409
00:28:18,223 --> 00:28:20,293
with the memory
of the best day of their lives.
410
00:28:21,461 --> 00:28:23,697
Help me have
a new best day of my life.
411
00:28:24,664 --> 00:28:26,333
Make me a work of art.
412
00:28:27,533 --> 00:28:28,668
Please?
413
00:28:36,510 --> 00:28:40,179
Okay. If you can find
the money to pay my full fee
414
00:28:40,181 --> 00:28:43,315
and allow me to plan something
with the bells and whistles
415
00:28:43,317 --> 00:28:47,255
that keeps my former reputation
intact, then I'll do it.
416
00:28:50,390 --> 00:28:51,892
Okay.
417
00:29:24,726 --> 00:29:28,529
- Okay, are we good?
- Okay. All right.
418
00:29:28,531 --> 00:29:29,799
Look at that body.
419
00:29:34,570 --> 00:29:40,476
Fuck, yeah.
420
00:29:41,543 --> 00:29:45,314
Ooh, yeah. Come on, baby.
421
00:29:50,454 --> 00:29:53,655
Oh, Jesus Christ already!
422
00:29:53,657 --> 00:29:56,724
Nate! What the hell
are you doing here?
423
00:29:56,726 --> 00:29:59,628
Oh, my God.
I thought you'd be at work.
424
00:29:59,630 --> 00:30:03,365
There must be some reason, some urgent
need that absolutely could not wait.
425
00:30:03,367 --> 00:30:06,267
- Well, I need my tennis shoes.
- Your tennis shoes?
426
00:30:06,269 --> 00:30:08,837
Yeah, I looked in the closet and
on the shoe rack and I just...
427
00:30:08,839 --> 00:30:13,341
Yeah, dude, yeah
right behind my ab-roller.
428
00:30:13,343 --> 00:30:16,012
Yeah.
429
00:30:16,014 --> 00:30:19,482
Yes, little guy, huh?
430
00:30:19,484 --> 00:30:21,486
He's...
431
00:30:23,020 --> 00:30:26,224
Size eight and a half, right?
432
00:30:27,758 --> 00:30:30,693
Nine and a half.
433
00:30:30,695 --> 00:30:35,301
Yeah, thank you. Okay.
434
00:30:36,567 --> 00:30:41,071
There I was standing in front of my
soon to be ex and her buck naked boyfriend
435
00:30:41,073 --> 00:30:45,909
and it was clear, the ring
meant absolutely nothing to her.
436
00:30:45,911 --> 00:30:50,813
It was like she was void of that gush
of emotion that she had when I proposed.
437
00:30:50,815 --> 00:30:56,519
I spent weeks, months even
researching the stupid four C's:
438
00:30:56,521 --> 00:30:59,489
cut, color, clarity, and carat.
439
00:30:59,491 --> 00:31:03,695
I organized a flash mob
for the perfect proposal.
440
00:31:03,697 --> 00:31:06,267
I even hired dancers
to present the ring.
441
00:31:07,566 --> 00:31:11,568
I mean, the fucking absurdity of
this invented tradition where men
442
00:31:11,570 --> 00:31:13,640
have to bust their ass
443
00:31:14,708 --> 00:31:18,479
and spend three months salary just
to express their undying devotion.
444
00:31:20,547 --> 00:31:22,980
I mean, when
the hell did that start?
445
00:31:22,982 --> 00:31:24,885
When men were stupid
enough to fall for it.
446
00:31:26,119 --> 00:31:28,687
I don't know, maybe
I should just give it back.
447
00:31:28,689 --> 00:31:32,958
Well, the courts look at an engagement
ring as a promise of a marriage,
448
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:36,728
and that the bride fulfills that
promise, and your ex certainly did.
449
00:31:36,730 --> 00:31:39,797
It's supposedly hers,
free and clear.
450
00:31:39,799 --> 00:31:43,000
- You think I should return it?
- Hell no, it's a bullshit law.
451
00:31:43,002 --> 00:31:48,610
Hock that ring and you get as much
money for it as you can, fuck her.
452
00:31:53,882 --> 00:31:57,750
This is the Bridal Bible,
all my girls used to get one.
453
00:31:57,752 --> 00:32:03,091
It's the "how to" for the "I do" even if we're
celebrating the death of your marriage.
454
00:32:04,725 --> 00:32:08,795
Since you've been lost in the
delusional fairy tale of marriage,
455
00:32:08,797 --> 00:32:11,832
how about
something truly romantic?
456
00:32:11,834 --> 00:32:14,868
Maybe even a mask party where
we reveal the new Nate Brown.
457
00:32:14,870 --> 00:32:16,605
Hm? What do you think?
458
00:32:19,075 --> 00:32:20,377
I don't know.
459
00:32:25,982 --> 00:32:31,152
How about this, you've got a sweeping
view of the water, what's not to love?
460
00:32:31,154 --> 00:32:34,625
And we could even do maybe like,
a little spiritual cleansing in the river.
461
00:32:38,928 --> 00:32:40,098
I don't know.
462
00:32:45,769 --> 00:32:50,875
I thought this could be the perfect place
to be loud and proud about your new life.
463
00:32:52,443 --> 00:32:53,444
What do you think?
464
00:32:55,044 --> 00:32:56,446
Maybe.
465
00:32:59,117 --> 00:33:02,784
What about something
exotic like Indian food?
466
00:33:02,786 --> 00:33:05,590
- We don't like Indian.
- What do you mean we?
467
00:33:06,491 --> 00:33:08,394
I mean me.
468
00:33:10,994 --> 00:33:13,829
- That is bitching.
- Yeah, and if I serve that,
469
00:33:13,831 --> 00:33:15,831
everyone's going
to think I'm a huge a bitch.
470
00:33:15,833 --> 00:33:20,569
Maybe, it's cushy.
471
00:33:20,571 --> 00:33:22,673
It's cringe-worthy.
472
00:33:22,675 --> 00:33:26,108
I don't want people to think that I
have all of this pent-up emotions,
473
00:33:26,110 --> 00:33:29,012
this bitter pill that
I'm forcing them to swallow.
474
00:33:29,014 --> 00:33:30,746
This looks like
a Halloween cake.
475
00:33:30,748 --> 00:33:33,116
Besides, no one even
likes white icing, do they?
476
00:33:33,118 --> 00:33:36,188
I mean, it's just a cake.
477
00:33:38,657 --> 00:33:40,657
I set the seating at a 100.
478
00:33:40,659 --> 00:33:44,994
We can always adjust up if we
need to or down for that matter.
479
00:33:44,996 --> 00:33:49,100
I don't understand why we're working on a
seating chart when I don't have any guests yet.
480
00:33:49,102 --> 00:33:53,774
- That's exactly my point.
- And it's valid, but I don't have anyone to invite.
481
00:33:54,740 --> 00:33:58,709
All of my so-called friends were just
bodies that would come over two by two
482
00:33:58,711 --> 00:34:00,645
for bland wine
and safe conversation.
483
00:34:00,647 --> 00:34:02,045
Trust me, I remember that.
484
00:34:02,047 --> 00:34:04,782
Your revolving list
of couple friend guests.
485
00:34:04,784 --> 00:34:06,885
Listen, it doesn't matter,
because I'm pretty sure
486
00:34:06,887 --> 00:34:09,123
those people are going
to go to Susan's party anyways.
487
00:34:10,858 --> 00:34:14,595
Of course, she's having a party.
She lives for those things.
488
00:34:15,530 --> 00:34:21,236
Exactly, so why don't you let her live
her life while you go define yours.
489
00:34:23,070 --> 00:34:25,740
Go find some people
you actually want to be around.
490
00:34:26,807 --> 00:34:29,073
39 trees, 39.
491
00:34:29,075 --> 00:34:31,179
It's got to have greenery.
492
00:34:34,883 --> 00:34:37,283
- Hey, guys.
- Hey, man.
493
00:34:37,285 --> 00:34:39,920
Just wanted to see what you
guys were up to this weekend.
494
00:34:39,922 --> 00:34:44,623
See If you wanted to have some brewskis
or tease some tail or something.
495
00:34:44,625 --> 00:34:48,661
I'm sorry, tease some tail?
496
00:34:48,663 --> 00:34:51,631
Yeah, you know,
go out and just...
497
00:34:51,633 --> 00:34:54,033
Everything okay?
498
00:34:54,035 --> 00:34:56,236
Yeah, yeah,
everything's fine. I'm fine.
499
00:34:56,238 --> 00:34:58,941
- Well, better than fine.
- You don't have to lie.
500
00:34:59,976 --> 00:35:02,342
I'm not, lie about what?
501
00:35:02,344 --> 00:35:05,613
A guy's wife who's in my fantasy
league, who also take yoga with Jan,
502
00:35:05,615 --> 00:35:10,017
who apparently attends your dinner
parties, told us that Susan kicked you out.
503
00:35:10,019 --> 00:35:12,320
Why weren't we invited
to those dinner parties?
504
00:35:12,322 --> 00:35:15,822
We're just... We're
working through some issues.
505
00:35:15,824 --> 00:35:18,092
- She's divorcing you.
- That is one of the issues.
506
00:35:18,094 --> 00:35:20,193
Look, those dinner parties
were boring. I was bored.
507
00:35:20,195 --> 00:35:22,663
- You guys would have been bored.
- All right, look,
508
00:35:22,665 --> 00:35:25,299
we see through
your little charade here.
509
00:35:25,301 --> 00:35:27,935
Clearly, everything isn't
hunky dory in Brown manor
510
00:35:27,937 --> 00:35:31,041
and now that there's no Susan,
I'd say you're a little
511
00:35:32,308 --> 00:35:33,975
desperate to hang out with us.
512
00:35:33,977 --> 00:35:36,847
Desperate? I'm not desperate.
513
00:35:38,314 --> 00:35:42,149
- What do you think?
- We're going to that thing this weekend.
514
00:35:47,891 --> 00:35:50,126
- All right, look. Here's the deal, dude, no.
- No.
515
00:35:50,128 --> 00:35:52,695
- Not in this condition.
- What condition?
516
00:35:52,697 --> 00:35:55,764
You're like a caged man
in the zoo of life,
517
00:35:55,766 --> 00:35:59,135
a sad little Panda cub that's
been protected behind bars,
518
00:35:59,137 --> 00:36:03,873
suckling milk from your mother's tits
and now, you don't have a mommy anymore.
519
00:36:03,875 --> 00:36:08,210
Trust us, this is for your own safety. If
we put you into the wild, you'd be killed.
520
00:36:08,212 --> 00:36:10,948
I can survive in the wild, okay?
521
00:36:10,950 --> 00:36:12,252
I can be a tiger.
522
00:36:13,318 --> 00:36:14,787
I can kill.
523
00:36:20,959 --> 00:36:22,426
- Seth. Hey, man.
- Good to see you.
524
00:36:22,428 --> 00:36:24,861
Heidi, what's up, baby?
Looking good.
525
00:36:24,863 --> 00:36:27,367
- Hey.
- Yo.
526
00:36:31,370 --> 00:36:32,739
Alright.
527
00:36:35,808 --> 00:36:38,612
Hi, just be cool, right? Mingle.
528
00:36:54,427 --> 00:36:59,200
It's good to be out, you know,
on my own, solo, kicking it.
529
00:37:00,233 --> 00:37:03,102
Not having to worry about what time I get
home tonight, so I can make some stupid
530
00:37:03,104 --> 00:37:05,970
brunch plans in the morning,
do you know what that's like?
531
00:37:05,972 --> 00:37:09,809
I mean, dude,
I spent so much time
532
00:37:09,811 --> 00:37:13,211
worrying about
Susan this, Susan that.
533
00:37:13,213 --> 00:37:17,151
Trying to keep her happy for her to turn
around one day and tell me that she's unhappy.
534
00:37:18,186 --> 00:37:19,854
What the fuck is up with that?
535
00:37:24,158 --> 00:37:27,393
I mean it's okay. At least I'm not one of those
guys that has to talk about it all the time.
536
00:37:27,395 --> 00:37:29,061
- You know?
- All right, baby.
537
00:37:29,063 --> 00:37:31,764
Your turn to drink,
let's go, okay.
538
00:37:31,766 --> 00:37:34,801
Chug, chug, chug.
539
00:37:34,803 --> 00:37:38,438
Chug, chug, chug.
540
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:42,074
Chug.
541
00:37:42,076 --> 00:37:44,813
I got you.
542
00:37:49,985 --> 00:37:53,756
Chad, badass rad Chad.
543
00:37:55,325 --> 00:37:57,795
What's up, motherfucker?
544
00:38:00,430 --> 00:38:05,966
Hey dude,
545
00:38:05,968 --> 00:38:07,834
all kidding aside,
546
00:38:07,836 --> 00:38:11,072
- you're a really awesome guy, man.
- Yeah. Yeah.
547
00:38:11,074 --> 00:38:14,879
- Cool, man.
- I love you, buddy.
548
00:38:16,513 --> 00:38:18,149
Hey, we should
hang out sometime.
549
00:38:19,250 --> 00:38:22,350
What do you put in your hair,
too? How do you get it to...
550
00:38:22,352 --> 00:38:26,989
- What do you mean hang out?
- I don't mean that in a gay way.
551
00:38:26,991 --> 00:38:31,159
Like, I'm not trying to pick you up or
take you to like a homo bar or something.
552
00:38:31,161 --> 00:38:36,235
Right, so if you were, you know, trying
to pick me up, would that be a bad thing?
553
00:38:37,168 --> 00:38:38,970
No, that's what I'm saying.
554
00:38:40,938 --> 00:38:44,874
You're a really good
looking guy, but I'm not gay.
555
00:38:44,876 --> 00:38:48,278
- You know, I feel bad for the gays, though.
- Oh, yeah?
556
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:52,051
Adopting children, and marriage
equality, and like...
557
00:38:55,019 --> 00:38:56,586
Fuck marriage, man.
558
00:38:56,588 --> 00:38:59,123
It's bad enough being
married to the opposite sex,
559
00:38:59,125 --> 00:39:02,359
why the fuck would you want
to be married to the same sex,
560
00:39:02,361 --> 00:39:03,897
you know what I mean?
561
00:39:07,399 --> 00:39:08,801
Sorry.
562
00:39:18,009 --> 00:39:19,212
Hey.
563
00:39:20,546 --> 00:39:23,280
Hey, guys.
Do you guys want a drink?
564
00:39:23,282 --> 00:39:26,483
- Fuck no, I don't want a drink.
- Why would you hit on Chad?
565
00:39:26,485 --> 00:39:29,123
- Yeah, what were you thinking?
- What do you mean?
566
00:39:30,257 --> 00:39:32,224
Oh, dude, come on. We're cool.
567
00:39:32,226 --> 00:39:35,930
Hey, Chad, Chad,
do you want a drink?
568
00:39:36,929 --> 00:39:40,264
- Watch, I got this.
- Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah? Yeah?
569
00:39:40,266 --> 00:39:42,867
Listen, I don't know
who the hell you think you are,
570
00:39:42,869 --> 00:39:46,240
but I think I speak for everyone here when I
tell you that it's time for you to go home.
571
00:39:57,084 --> 00:39:59,919
I think you're in
serious need of inspiration.
572
00:39:59,921 --> 00:40:02,988
- I think you need a date.
- A date?
573
00:40:02,990 --> 00:40:05,390
Yes,
not a girlfriend, not a wife,
574
00:40:05,392 --> 00:40:07,993
not someone
to help you plan everything.
575
00:40:07,995 --> 00:40:11,530
Just someone who might actually enjoy
your company during your divorce party.
576
00:40:11,532 --> 00:40:13,136
A date?
577
00:40:16,906 --> 00:40:19,572
- At least I have one person coming.
- Exactly,
578
00:40:19,574 --> 00:40:22,942
maybe a little momentum will
help figure everything else out.
579
00:40:22,944 --> 00:40:24,546
Where do you want me
to find somebody?
580
00:40:25,514 --> 00:40:28,351
I don't know if you know, but
I'm not the best at socializing.
581
00:40:51,474 --> 00:40:56,377
It's strange, really. If the
flood hadn't delayed my flight...
582
00:40:56,379 --> 00:41:00,348
I would have been bored sitting there at
my laptop looking at dating sites.
583
00:41:00,350 --> 00:41:02,150
I mean, what are the chances?
584
00:41:02,152 --> 00:41:03,953
Tell me more about yourself.
585
00:41:03,955 --> 00:41:06,989
Well, I've always
wanted to go to Ireland.
586
00:41:06,991 --> 00:41:09,123
It just...
it looks so pristine online.
587
00:41:09,125 --> 00:41:11,994
Which isn't to say that I feel
the need to go jet-setting
588
00:41:11,996 --> 00:41:14,262
across the world all the time
or anything like that.
589
00:41:14,264 --> 00:41:17,565
I have this really
great couch at home.
590
00:41:17,567 --> 00:41:20,335
It's white. Shabby chic.
591
00:41:20,337 --> 00:41:22,439
So comfortable for watching TV.
592
00:41:22,441 --> 00:41:26,041
- It's just too big.
- Too big?
593
00:41:26,043 --> 00:41:28,544
Yes. I mean,
whether it's on the couch...
594
00:41:28,546 --> 00:41:30,546
- Or the beach...
- Or even on the moon...
595
00:41:30,548 --> 00:41:34,084
It's just not the same unless
someone's there by your side
596
00:41:34,086 --> 00:41:36,452
watching remodeling shows
with you.
597
00:41:36,454 --> 00:41:40,055
- Do you like your job?
- It's a job. That's all it is, really.
598
00:41:40,057 --> 00:41:45,160
I know I shouldn't feel that way
about my career, but I don't care.
599
00:41:45,162 --> 00:41:48,366
I told them I don't
want to go into management.
600
00:41:48,368 --> 00:41:50,368
Because I need time to live.
601
00:41:50,370 --> 00:41:52,469
To nurture
the relationships in my life.
602
00:41:52,471 --> 00:41:55,107
To find someone.
603
00:42:01,214 --> 00:42:04,482
- I want to bury it at the party.
- Want to get some
604
00:42:04,484 --> 00:42:08,355
- flowers and a tombstone for it also?
- I'm serious, Nick.
605
00:42:09,555 --> 00:42:12,523
I want to do this.
I need to do this.
606
00:42:12,525 --> 00:42:15,427
I think it's going to be
really therapeutic, you know?
607
00:42:15,429 --> 00:42:18,095
It will help me just
get rid of the ring for good.
608
00:42:18,097 --> 00:42:20,701
- One final symbolic gesture.
- If you say so, baby.
609
00:42:22,568 --> 00:42:26,537
- Makes sense, right?
- Yeah, it makes sense to you, it makes sense to me.
610
00:42:26,539 --> 00:42:28,173
Great.
611
00:42:37,618 --> 00:42:39,752
You've got to be kidding me.
612
00:42:39,754 --> 00:42:41,123
What are you doing?
613
00:42:43,524 --> 00:42:45,725
Reliving
the best day of my life.
614
00:42:45,727 --> 00:42:49,661
Nate, the whole idea is to make your
divorce party your new best day.
615
00:42:49,663 --> 00:42:52,397
I don't want a new best day.
I just want to lie here
616
00:42:52,399 --> 00:42:54,435
until they find my corpse
fused to the comforter.
617
00:43:00,175 --> 00:43:03,644
What? What do you want?
618
00:43:03,646 --> 00:43:08,151
I hate to tell you, but your
bridal bible planning guide sucks.
619
00:43:09,117 --> 00:43:11,452
Finding a date was meant
to help me to get over Susan.
620
00:43:11,454 --> 00:43:13,720
Every girl felt like
some kind of version of Susan,
621
00:43:13,722 --> 00:43:16,292
- except they weren't Susan. Now I can't stop thinking about...
- Susan?
622
00:43:17,492 --> 00:43:22,330
Jesus Christ. Enough with your
whole misery routine. It's tiring.
623
00:43:22,332 --> 00:43:24,499
Then why was
everyone so much like her?
624
00:43:24,501 --> 00:43:26,169
Because of this.
625
00:43:29,238 --> 00:43:31,839
- How did you get that?
- I hacked into your account.
626
00:43:31,841 --> 00:43:35,745
- How do you know my password?
- It's Susan and the year you were married.
627
00:43:37,113 --> 00:43:41,749
You said, "Willing to adjust your
life goals for the right person."
628
00:43:41,751 --> 00:43:44,651
You prefer someone adverse
to breaking up after a year
629
00:43:44,653 --> 00:43:48,891
and are interested in exploring the
interest and hobbies of your next partner?
630
00:43:48,893 --> 00:43:51,360
So what? What's wrong with that?
631
00:43:51,362 --> 00:43:53,561
If someone really likes cycling,
there's no problem
632
00:43:53,563 --> 00:43:56,132
with me taking time out
of my day to do that with them.
633
00:43:56,134 --> 00:43:59,201
They want to go on a cruise ship
to Mexico, then sure, why not?
634
00:43:59,203 --> 00:44:02,670
- Something to do.
- Do you even like cycling? Or cruising?
635
00:44:02,672 --> 00:44:06,442
That's not the point. It shows that
I'm willing to meet them in the middle.
636
00:44:06,444 --> 00:44:10,613
Oh. Is that where you
want to live your life?
637
00:44:10,615 --> 00:44:11,751
In the middle?
638
00:44:12,818 --> 00:44:15,852
- Called compromise.
- No, it's called sacrifice.
639
00:44:15,854 --> 00:44:18,187
Giving up who you are
to be someone you're not.
640
00:44:18,189 --> 00:44:20,457
Sometimes that's what it takes.
641
00:44:20,459 --> 00:44:23,229
That's why Susan and I worked
so well for all those years.
642
00:44:26,865 --> 00:44:29,135
How's it working for you now?
643
00:44:38,210 --> 00:44:40,344
Okay, throw it in.
644
00:44:40,346 --> 00:44:43,614
- I don't want to.
- Do it.
645
00:44:43,616 --> 00:44:47,487
- No.
- Nate.
646
00:44:53,759 --> 00:44:57,564
- Listen, I know how this feels.
- No, you don't.
647
00:45:06,206 --> 00:45:08,742
I'm not as strong
as you think I am.
648
00:45:10,811 --> 00:45:13,381
I thought you got rid of every
picture of you and Chuck?
649
00:45:17,751 --> 00:45:20,618
Believe me, I know this is hard.
650
00:45:20,620 --> 00:45:23,389
I know it better
than anyone else
651
00:45:23,391 --> 00:45:28,230
because you're not just letting go of the past,
but you have to let go of the future too.
652
00:45:29,531 --> 00:45:30,933
The future?
653
00:45:31,899 --> 00:45:35,000
The memories you've dreamed of
that you'll never share
654
00:45:35,002 --> 00:45:39,440
and the kids you won't know and
the Christmases you won't celebrate
655
00:45:41,442 --> 00:45:45,815
and growing old together. You
have to say goodbye to all of it.
656
00:45:47,816 --> 00:45:53,320
- Even if you know it was probably your fault.
- You don't blame Chuck?
657
00:45:53,322 --> 00:45:57,390
You know when people say, "It's not you,
it's me" and they're completely lying?
658
00:45:57,392 --> 00:46:01,361
Well, it actually was me. In trying
to make our relationship perfect,
659
00:46:01,363 --> 00:46:03,699
I completely suffocated him.
660
00:46:14,977 --> 00:46:16,846
Come on, Nate. You can do this.
661
00:46:19,049 --> 00:46:20,785
Start over.
662
00:46:39,403 --> 00:46:40,838
And your wedding picture.
663
00:46:47,744 --> 00:46:49,880
And your honeymoon picture.
664
00:47:02,493 --> 00:47:05,094
And the picture you keep in
your wallet behind your license
665
00:47:05,096 --> 00:47:08,031
next to the spare key that opens
the house that used to be yours.
666
00:47:08,033 --> 00:47:12,404
- How did you...
- You're like an addict. I had to search everything.
667
00:47:22,849 --> 00:47:23,884
Now, light it.
668
00:48:22,143 --> 00:48:25,046
As the memories
of my past burned away,
669
00:48:26,114 --> 00:48:30,519
I couldn't help but wonder why
they've been so damn important to me.
670
00:48:32,420 --> 00:48:34,057
She was right all along.
671
00:48:35,724 --> 00:48:37,892
Carpe diem.
672
00:48:37,894 --> 00:48:41,796
The future holds
the memories of tomorrow
673
00:48:41,798 --> 00:48:45,102
and I was ready
to experience every single one.
674
00:48:52,642 --> 00:48:56,042
Okay, so my whole plan for
tonight is that you're no longer Nate.
675
00:48:56,044 --> 00:48:59,514
- Who am I?
- You're going to choose an alter ego and role play.
676
00:48:59,516 --> 00:49:02,918
Trust me, this works. I used it
whenever my brides were really nervous
677
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:06,824
about their wedding. It breaks you out of
that shell and gives you that confidence
678
00:49:07,723 --> 00:49:10,026
that, frankly, you have
none of and desperately need.
679
00:49:11,094 --> 00:49:12,793
So, who do you think
I should be?
680
00:49:12,795 --> 00:49:15,596
Whoever you want to be.
It doesn't matter,
681
00:49:15,598 --> 00:49:20,101
but no matter who you choose to be, you have
to, and I mean have to, follow my two rules.
682
00:49:20,103 --> 00:49:23,972
- Okay.
- You cannot break character and you cannot talk about Susan.
683
00:49:23,974 --> 00:49:25,677
Susan who?
684
00:49:26,910 --> 00:49:29,512
How are we
getting into this thing?
685
00:49:29,514 --> 00:49:33,452
Didn't I tell you?
I RSVP to everything.
686
00:49:35,519 --> 00:49:37,854
Thank you.
687
00:49:37,856 --> 00:49:39,458
Fromage.
688
00:49:42,927 --> 00:49:44,430
Interesting.
689
00:49:46,098 --> 00:49:47,700
What do you think?
690
00:49:49,167 --> 00:49:52,002
It's quite clever.
691
00:49:52,004 --> 00:49:55,172
I took several classes
at the École des Beaux-Arts.
692
00:49:55,174 --> 00:49:58,745
Modernism,
post-modernism, the avant-garde.
693
00:50:00,145 --> 00:50:02,545
How productive.
694
00:50:02,547 --> 00:50:07,917
Well, well, you should know the
tales of the life I've lived.
695
00:50:07,919 --> 00:50:11,789
Excuse me,
where in France are you from?
696
00:50:11,791 --> 00:50:13,724
We're going to Cannes next year.
697
00:50:13,726 --> 00:50:15,592
Really?
698
00:50:15,594 --> 00:50:17,831
I thought we'd
settled on Copenhagen.
699
00:50:18,965 --> 00:50:22,700
I am from Normandy.
700
00:50:22,702 --> 00:50:24,635
Normandy?
701
00:50:24,637 --> 00:50:26,905
Oui, yes.
702
00:50:26,907 --> 00:50:29,610
Have you... this painting here?
703
00:50:31,311 --> 00:50:33,611
No, I haven't.
704
00:50:33,613 --> 00:50:36,015
You see on the surface
705
00:50:36,017 --> 00:50:39,951
Adam and Eve in a disrupted
Eden, is a familiar topic.
706
00:50:39,953 --> 00:50:43,556
But if you look at it,
there is no depth,
707
00:50:43,558 --> 00:50:45,823
no soul, no character.
708
00:50:45,825 --> 00:50:47,928
It is nothing more
than shock art.
709
00:50:49,062 --> 00:50:53,198
Wow, very insightful.
710
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:55,136
What do you think
of this painting?
711
00:50:56,337 --> 00:50:58,274
This one. Right there.
712
00:51:01,576 --> 00:51:06,845
This... This is...
713
00:51:06,847 --> 00:51:09,815
- I'm...
- What?
714
00:51:09,817 --> 00:51:12,153
I am speechless.
715
00:51:13,221 --> 00:51:14,856
It's brilliant.
716
00:51:15,891 --> 00:51:19,662
Well, you should tell the
artist. He's right behind you.
717
00:51:21,731 --> 00:51:27,767
Excuse me, this lovely Frenchman
was just admiring the depth of your work.
718
00:51:27,769 --> 00:51:30,907
- Yes, your painting...
- Do I know you from somewhere?
719
00:51:32,341 --> 00:51:35,678
Uh, no, no.
I don't think we've ever met.
720
00:51:37,747 --> 00:51:41,816
It is you.
You are the guy from the party.
721
00:51:41,818 --> 00:51:46,355
- No.
- What are you... what are you putting on some kind of accent?
722
00:51:46,357 --> 00:51:49,190
No, you're mistaken. I am...
723
00:51:49,192 --> 00:51:51,226
My name is Pierre.
724
00:51:51,228 --> 00:51:52,828
Pierre Lumiere.
725
00:51:52,830 --> 00:51:55,197
No, I remember you, drunken ass.
726
00:51:55,199 --> 00:51:57,331
I remember the whole night.
727
00:51:57,333 --> 00:52:01,302
So what? You make fun
of me in your native tongue,
728
00:52:01,304 --> 00:52:04,206
then you thought, hey,
I want to track this guy down,
729
00:52:04,208 --> 00:52:07,842
put on some phony ass French accent
and want to fuck with me again?
730
00:52:07,844 --> 00:52:13,048
Because I remember you droning on and
on and on about your ex-wife, right?
731
00:52:13,050 --> 00:52:15,952
Stacey.
How Stacey broke up with you.
732
00:52:15,954 --> 00:52:18,187
How Stacey won't
return your calls,
733
00:52:18,189 --> 00:52:20,856
and how you're worried that Stacey's
going to find some other cock,
734
00:52:20,858 --> 00:52:24,228
- and she's coming back...
- It's Susan, okay?
735
00:52:25,129 --> 00:52:27,397
- Her name is Susan.
- Susan?
736
00:52:27,399 --> 00:52:31,734
Sarah, Steve, who cares, huh?
737
00:52:31,736 --> 00:52:35,339
Then you mock me for being gay.
What the fuck is that?
738
00:52:35,341 --> 00:52:38,775
- Maybe we should go.
- What? Are you gonna give me shit about my work now too,
739
00:52:38,777 --> 00:52:41,180
- is that it?
- No, no.
740
00:52:42,447 --> 00:52:44,447
- You're right about me.
- Yeah.
741
00:52:44,449 --> 00:52:46,983
I am stuck in my head
about my relationship
742
00:52:46,985 --> 00:52:49,819
and the whole fucking thing and
the other night, I was a mess.
743
00:52:49,821 --> 00:52:52,322
I barely even remember what
happened, but screw all that.
744
00:52:52,324 --> 00:52:54,424
Tonight's about you.
745
00:52:54,426 --> 00:52:56,395
It's about
appreciating your work.
746
00:52:57,363 --> 00:52:59,898
It's impressive.
747
00:52:59,900 --> 00:53:03,001
I really like this, man.
748
00:53:03,003 --> 00:53:07,972
The texture, the weight of it,
749
00:53:07,974 --> 00:53:09,809
the simplicity...
750
00:53:10,976 --> 00:53:13,079
It's moving.
751
00:53:14,780 --> 00:53:16,383
You should be really proud.
752
00:53:17,349 --> 00:53:20,285
You are an incredible artist.
753
00:53:20,287 --> 00:53:22,690
I'm sorry for
754
00:53:23,757 --> 00:53:26,294
bothering you. Come on.
755
00:53:35,069 --> 00:53:36,969
Okay, what do you think?
756
00:53:36,971 --> 00:53:39,404
Does it look like
I'm going to a funeral?
757
00:53:39,406 --> 00:53:43,144
Should I add like a pop of color
or something more casual?
758
00:53:44,212 --> 00:53:47,314
Nick, I need your help, okay?
Is this stunning or stupid?
759
00:53:47,316 --> 00:53:49,515
I still have time
to take it back.
760
00:53:49,517 --> 00:53:54,322
It's black, right? It'll
go along with the whole thing.
761
00:53:55,356 --> 00:54:00,392
Okay. Well, even if that's the case,
could you just indulge me, please?
762
00:54:00,394 --> 00:54:02,831
Is this costume or couture?
763
00:54:04,032 --> 00:54:09,036
- Uh, isn't it bad luck for me to see you in the dress?
- Nick, that's a wedding.
764
00:54:09,038 --> 00:54:12,272
- This whole thing sort of feels like a wedding.
- What?
765
00:54:12,274 --> 00:54:15,542
Babe, you're having a ring ceremony,
a cake, you're trying on a dress.
766
00:54:15,544 --> 00:54:17,277
The next thing I know you're
going to be asking me
767
00:54:17,279 --> 00:54:18,848
to take you on some
post-divorce honeymoon.
768
00:54:22,417 --> 00:54:26,923
Well, you know what? After all of this,
it would be nice to have a little getaway.
769
00:54:39,570 --> 00:54:42,974
I was kind of surprised when you
said you wanted to meet for a drink.
770
00:54:43,974 --> 00:54:48,577
Yeah, well, it's because I have to
do something that I really hate.
771
00:54:48,579 --> 00:54:50,845
What do you mean?
772
00:54:50,847 --> 00:54:53,182
I got to give
someone else credit.
773
00:54:53,184 --> 00:54:55,452
The other night,
when you walked into my show.
774
00:54:57,055 --> 00:54:58,555
You really helped.
775
00:54:58,557 --> 00:55:01,127
- Really?
- Yeah, yeah.
776
00:55:02,093 --> 00:55:06,065
- I thought I ruined everything.
- No, not at all.
777
00:55:07,031 --> 00:55:10,466
You broke me out of my misery.
778
00:55:10,468 --> 00:55:14,473
You know, so here I was bitter
because I wasn't in a relationship.
779
00:55:16,975 --> 00:55:18,544
And then you spot my work,
780
00:55:19,477 --> 00:55:23,146
and it speaks to you.
Truly, speaks to you.
781
00:55:23,148 --> 00:55:28,418
When you shared that passion,
it became infectious.
782
00:55:28,420 --> 00:55:30,554
I meant what I said.
783
00:55:30,556 --> 00:55:32,289
Yeah, well.
784
00:55:32,291 --> 00:55:36,360
Because of that,
I sold my first painting.
785
00:55:36,362 --> 00:55:38,896
- You did?
- Yeah, my first.
786
00:55:38,898 --> 00:55:41,297
- Good for you.
- Thanks.
787
00:55:41,299 --> 00:55:44,568
I don't know, it just
made me think, man.
788
00:55:44,570 --> 00:55:47,575
And who cares,
my ex broke up with me, right?
789
00:55:49,008 --> 00:55:52,579
For the first time
in a long time, I...
790
00:55:54,314 --> 00:55:58,216
felt like something more
than his boyfriend.
791
00:55:58,218 --> 00:56:01,553
Sorry. Sorry, we're late. Jake
didn't know his ass from his hand.
792
00:56:01,555 --> 00:56:03,520
Woah, woah, woah. I thought
we told you no crashing.
793
00:56:03,522 --> 00:56:07,258
- What are you doing here?
- No, relax, relax. I invited him.
794
00:56:07,260 --> 00:56:08,459
- You did?
- Yeah.
795
00:56:08,461 --> 00:56:10,262
He's getting the first round.
796
00:56:10,264 --> 00:56:11,299
Right, Nate?
797
00:56:17,071 --> 00:56:20,639
We play our cards right,
we close the bar down.
798
00:56:20,641 --> 00:56:23,145
Damn straight.
799
00:56:24,312 --> 00:56:26,177
I'm going to let
my sorrows drown.
800
00:56:26,179 --> 00:56:31,016
Anybody needs to call home to get a hall pass?
801
00:56:34,423 --> 00:56:38,925
Uh, no, I'm newly single,
802
00:56:38,927 --> 00:56:44,030
so nobody is watching my ass.
803
00:56:44,032 --> 00:56:49,068
My wife loves when I go out so she can work on her novel.
804
00:56:49,070 --> 00:56:53,039
Really, you don't have to go home and grovel?
805
00:56:53,041 --> 00:56:56,111
I haven't had this much fun since... I don't know when.
806
00:56:57,446 --> 00:57:00,714
Keep hanging with us, you'll find your zen.
807
00:57:00,716 --> 00:57:04,351
Hey, I need one burger, one scotch, and one beer.
808
00:57:04,353 --> 00:57:08,522
What about a chardonnay from a stellar year.
809
00:57:08,524 --> 00:57:12,694
I know before hanging with you guys, I was a pathetic dude.
810
00:57:12,696 --> 00:57:17,130
But thanks to your help, I'm feeling renewed.
811
00:57:17,132 --> 00:57:21,403
Well, congratulations and welcome to your new life.
812
00:57:21,405 --> 00:57:25,606
Should come and help me get over my ex-wife.
813
00:57:25,608 --> 00:57:30,079
That sounds like a party with no remorse.
814
00:57:30,081 --> 00:57:35,316
Actually, I'm sending out
invites to celebrate my divorce.
815
00:57:48,133 --> 00:57:52,535
Hello.
816
00:57:52,537 --> 00:57:57,140
Chapter 7 in the bridal bible,
squeezing sublimely into the wedding dress.
817
00:57:57,142 --> 00:57:59,174
We need you toned and tight.
818
00:58:51,365 --> 00:58:55,133
I'd like to register for the
beer mug set, the ping pong table
819
00:58:55,135 --> 00:59:00,173
and the 65-inch 4K Ultra HDTV with
crystal clear pure pixilation.
820
00:59:00,175 --> 00:59:03,342
If you can also throw in one of
the mini fridges for the bedroom,
821
00:59:03,344 --> 00:59:05,545
I've kind of gotten used to it.
822
00:59:05,547 --> 00:59:07,116
Is this for a wedding?
823
00:59:08,315 --> 00:59:11,249
No, it's for a divorce.
824
00:59:17,125 --> 00:59:19,624
I have a challenge for you.
825
00:59:19,626 --> 00:59:22,231
A challenge for me? Like
fixing you hasn't been enough.
826
00:59:23,164 --> 00:59:26,566
You have to say yes or no
before hearing the question.
827
00:59:26,568 --> 00:59:29,736
- That seems a little unfair.
- Oh, it's completely unfair.
828
00:59:29,738 --> 00:59:34,240
The odds are totally in
my favor. What's it going to be?
829
00:59:34,242 --> 00:59:37,279
- I'm too tired for this.
- Yes or no?
830
00:59:42,251 --> 00:59:45,453
Yes. Fine, okay.
831
00:59:45,455 --> 00:59:49,092
Now, can you end my misery and tell me
what horrible thing I just agreed to?
832
00:59:50,226 --> 00:59:52,659
A night on the town with me.
833
00:59:52,661 --> 00:59:56,463
We'll consider it a practice
date before I find a real date.
834
00:59:56,465 --> 00:59:59,634
Assuming you can even find someone
willing to hang out with you.
835
00:59:59,636 --> 01:00:01,237
Well, I just did, didn't I?
836
01:00:08,444 --> 01:00:12,314
Look, I'm ready
for something new.
837
01:00:12,316 --> 01:00:14,216
I mean look at me.
838
01:00:14,218 --> 01:00:16,519
This is Susan's idea
of what I should look like.
839
01:00:16,521 --> 01:00:20,555
And for example, my hair,
840
01:00:20,557 --> 01:00:24,859
she made an appointment for me every fourth
Saturday and every fourth Saturday, I would go.
841
01:00:24,861 --> 01:00:27,796
I get it, you're a blank canvas.
842
01:00:27,798 --> 01:00:29,101
- Exactly.
- Yeah.
843
01:00:29,901 --> 01:00:31,734
I need your help.
844
01:00:31,736 --> 01:00:35,205
Okay, I'll make some calls
845
01:00:35,207 --> 01:00:38,340
and put you in touch
with the right people, okay?
846
01:00:38,342 --> 01:00:39,812
Okay.
847
01:00:43,248 --> 01:00:46,449
I had no clue so many guys use
lowlights to offset the highlights
848
01:00:46,451 --> 01:00:48,717
so that the hair
looks darker and thicker.
849
01:00:48,719 --> 01:00:51,420
I never even thought
to do anything with my face.
850
01:00:51,422 --> 01:00:53,956
I didn't exfoliate,
I didn't moisturize.
851
01:00:53,958 --> 01:00:57,831
I just showered, shaved and maybe threw
some chap stick on when my lips cracked.
852
01:00:59,432 --> 01:01:03,267
And when Susan and I shopped, we
always bought clothes a little bigger
853
01:01:03,269 --> 01:01:05,872
so if I put on
a few pounds, they'd still fit.
854
01:01:28,361 --> 01:01:30,664
What the hell happened to you?
855
01:01:33,334 --> 01:01:34,868
I take that as a compliment.
856
01:01:44,011 --> 01:01:47,615
Did you think of a name
for your signature cocktail yet?
857
01:01:48,682 --> 01:01:50,883
I was thinking
the Tyrannosaurus-ex.
858
01:01:50,885 --> 01:01:56,356
The he-devil.
859
01:01:56,358 --> 01:01:59,258
The obituary.
860
01:01:59,260 --> 01:02:02,965
You're such a cunning linguist.
861
01:02:44,074 --> 01:02:46,744
One dance.
862
01:02:49,545 --> 01:02:53,815
As your primary Svengali, I'm telling
you this is taking it too far.
863
01:02:53,817 --> 01:02:55,684
- I insist.
- I resist.
864
01:02:55,686 --> 01:02:56,785
I persist.
865
01:02:56,787 --> 01:02:59,824
- Nathaniel.
- Katarina.
866
01:04:15,101 --> 01:04:16,804
Not bad for a first date.
867
01:04:19,906 --> 01:04:23,477
I think this poor group
of divorcees would be proud.
868
01:04:44,865 --> 01:04:47,737
Well, I...
869
01:04:48,936 --> 01:04:50,669
I don't know.
870
01:04:50,671 --> 01:04:54,673
What do you mean you don't know?
871
01:04:54,675 --> 01:04:57,747
I... I don't know.
872
01:05:03,018 --> 01:05:05,154
It's just so daring.
873
01:05:07,522 --> 01:05:11,058
- So you don't like it?
- No.
874
01:05:11,060 --> 01:05:14,531
Nope. I love it.
875
01:05:15,665 --> 01:05:18,165
So what is it?
876
01:05:18,167 --> 01:05:21,068
- Don't take this the wrong way.
- Okay.
877
01:05:21,070 --> 01:05:25,573
But I'm just
surprised and shocked
878
01:05:25,575 --> 01:05:30,782
that something so smart,
sophisticated and unique
879
01:05:31,914 --> 01:05:34,017
actually came from you.
880
01:05:51,602 --> 01:05:55,173
I'm sorry, did I do something? You guys are
staring at me like I did something wrong.
881
01:05:56,674 --> 01:06:01,146
I mean, I know I skipped a few
sessions, but what's going on here?
882
01:06:03,013 --> 01:06:06,915
I don't know about the other
guys, but me personally,
883
01:06:06,917 --> 01:06:09,920
coming in here
with new shoes, hip hair,
884
01:06:09,922 --> 01:06:12,058
like you're
ready to conquer the world.
885
01:06:13,992 --> 01:06:15,894
It makes me
feel a little uncomfortable.
886
01:06:18,797 --> 01:06:22,132
Are you serious?
I'm just supposed to come here
887
01:06:22,134 --> 01:06:25,572
when I feel down and struggling
and feeling miserable?
888
01:06:26,704 --> 01:06:28,074
Maybe.
889
01:06:30,275 --> 01:06:31,978
What are you guys saying?
890
01:06:33,713 --> 01:06:36,680
We're thinking maybe you don't
belong in this group anymore.
891
01:06:36,682 --> 01:06:38,785
We think maybe
you need to leave.
892
01:07:06,179 --> 01:07:08,148
He did look pretty good though.
893
01:07:19,025 --> 01:07:19,958
Hi.
894
01:07:19,960 --> 01:07:23,265
Uhm, hi, everyone.
895
01:07:24,298 --> 01:07:28,033
I just wanted to say thank you so much
for coming to my little dress rehearsal.
896
01:07:28,035 --> 01:07:30,370
I wanna make sure that
this goes off without a hitch.
897
01:07:30,372 --> 01:07:33,643
So without further ado, Nick.
898
01:07:35,109 --> 01:07:38,113
Excuse me, Nick, could
you cue the music, please?
899
01:07:42,149 --> 01:07:43,051
Nick!
900
01:07:45,654 --> 01:07:48,054
Oh, you want it right now?
901
01:07:48,056 --> 01:07:49,125
Hi, guys.
902
01:07:51,259 --> 01:07:51,960
Hey.
903
01:07:55,665 --> 01:07:57,801
- Hi.
- What are you doing here?
904
01:08:00,002 --> 01:08:02,737
You mind if
we just talk privately?
905
01:08:02,739 --> 01:08:05,676
If you have something to say, you
can just say it in front of everyone.
906
01:08:09,012 --> 01:08:10,113
Okay.
907
01:08:11,881 --> 01:08:15,249
I'm also having a divorce party.
908
01:08:15,251 --> 01:08:19,657
I miss you guys and I just
wanted to extend the invite.
909
01:08:23,359 --> 01:08:25,996
I'd also really love to have
you there, if you can make it.
910
01:08:28,731 --> 01:08:31,002
I mean that.
911
01:08:34,004 --> 01:08:35,807
I'm just gonna leave these here.
912
01:08:43,781 --> 01:08:46,114
I can't believe
that just happened.
913
01:08:46,116 --> 01:08:48,152
Not to mention
those weird clothes.
914
01:08:49,788 --> 01:08:51,787
Your clothes are weird.
915
01:08:51,789 --> 01:08:54,357
- No, they're not.
- Yes, they are.
916
01:08:54,359 --> 01:08:56,392
You said I looked nice.
917
01:08:56,394 --> 01:08:59,328
Well, I lied.
918
01:08:59,330 --> 01:09:02,868
Hey, Muffin, these are great.
919
01:09:03,768 --> 01:09:06,970
I really like the...
You can feel the letters.
920
01:09:06,972 --> 01:09:11,240
You know, it's got like the raised letters
like little goosebumps on the paper.
921
01:09:11,242 --> 01:09:13,245
Did you still
wanna play the song or...
922
01:09:20,053 --> 01:09:21,889
What is this?
923
01:09:46,079 --> 01:09:48,214
Did I miss something?
924
01:09:48,216 --> 01:09:50,285
Listen, I don't know. I...
925
01:09:51,319 --> 01:09:53,221
This started
as a business arrangement.
926
01:09:54,154 --> 01:09:57,156
I signed on to plan
your party and that was it.
927
01:09:57,158 --> 01:09:59,461
It didn't even
cross my mind that I would
928
01:10:01,529 --> 01:10:04,530
actually start to soften or
929
01:10:04,532 --> 01:10:08,001
actually start to feel like
I was missing who I used to be.
930
01:10:08,003 --> 01:10:12,075
But the closer I got to you, the more it
reminded me of what Chuck and I used to be.
931
01:10:13,174 --> 01:10:15,410
And as much as it ended badly,
932
01:10:17,913 --> 01:10:21,982
that life was
comforting and enticing.
933
01:10:21,984 --> 01:10:25,117
Of course, you're still going to have
memories and feelings for who you used to be.
934
01:10:25,119 --> 01:10:27,053
But that's my problem, Nate.
935
01:10:27,055 --> 01:10:29,255
That life is addictive.
936
01:10:29,257 --> 01:10:31,126
It's all-consuming and I...
937
01:10:32,262 --> 01:10:35,863
If I'm not careful,
I'll end up standing behind
938
01:10:35,865 --> 01:10:38,064
double pane windows
holding a bun cake
939
01:10:38,066 --> 01:10:40,904
and commenting on how I really
hope to get to Europe this summer.
940
01:10:42,205 --> 01:10:43,807
I understand.
941
01:10:44,807 --> 01:10:46,974
I understand what you're saying,
942
01:10:46,976 --> 01:10:49,143
but you can't just predetermine
943
01:10:49,145 --> 01:10:51,915
where two people are going
to end up in a relationship.
944
01:10:53,249 --> 01:10:55,085
I mean, isn't it
about the journey?
945
01:10:59,055 --> 01:11:03,391
And then there will be one
night when you come back home
946
01:11:03,393 --> 01:11:06,196
and you look at me and you
say, "I'm just not happy".
947
01:11:10,033 --> 01:11:11,969
And then where do we go?
948
01:11:14,271 --> 01:11:15,874
Good luck with the party.
949
01:11:44,936 --> 01:11:47,506
Well, I'm not going
to sugarcoat bad news.
950
01:11:48,608 --> 01:11:51,511
Everybody loved your
design for the concert hall,
951
01:11:52,511 --> 01:11:54,080
but you came in second.
952
01:11:55,014 --> 01:11:56,479
Something about it being
953
01:11:56,481 --> 01:12:00,283
too inventive,
too creative and simply the best
954
01:12:00,285 --> 01:12:02,588
most original
idea they ever saw.
955
01:12:03,956 --> 01:12:06,993
- Too creative?
- What can I say?
956
01:12:08,128 --> 01:12:09,897
That's why I do mini-malls.
957
01:12:19,640 --> 01:12:22,239
- Hi.
- Whoa! Hey.
958
01:12:22,241 --> 01:12:25,577
What... what are you doing here?
959
01:12:25,579 --> 01:12:27,645
Oh, I told the guy at
the front desk I was your wife
960
01:12:27,647 --> 01:12:30,916
and he was so excited. He showed
me the door and everything.
961
01:12:30,918 --> 01:12:33,653
- Have you've been working out?
- You just barge in here while I'm naked?
962
01:12:33,655 --> 01:12:36,922
I don't get what the big deal is.
I've seen you naked a thousand times.
963
01:12:36,924 --> 01:12:42,028
Well, the big deal is that we're kind of
working through some issues at the moment.
964
01:12:42,030 --> 01:12:45,032
I don't know if you've got
the right to see my nude body.
965
01:12:46,634 --> 01:12:47,536
Ouch.
966
01:12:49,970 --> 01:12:54,172
You're right and I have some things
that I'd like to talk to you about.
967
01:12:54,174 --> 01:12:57,880
So, can I buy you dinner?
968
01:13:00,148 --> 01:13:02,251
Why would I
let you buy me dinner?
969
01:13:27,344 --> 01:13:29,043
I could apologize.
970
01:13:29,045 --> 01:13:32,546
I could make excuses.
971
01:13:32,548 --> 01:13:34,251
But the truth is,
972
01:13:35,217 --> 01:13:36,386
I miss you.
973
01:13:37,988 --> 01:13:39,423
I miss us.
974
01:13:41,323 --> 01:13:46,330
We had a language, we had a way of
communicating that belongs to us
975
01:13:47,664 --> 01:13:50,368
and I foolishly tried to
recreate that with Nick.
976
01:13:52,669 --> 01:13:53,939
We didn't get each other.
977
01:13:54,940 --> 01:13:58,243
I wasn't in sync with
him like I am with you.
978
01:14:00,343 --> 01:14:01,279
I miss that.
979
01:14:04,714 --> 01:14:07,385
And I'm willing to bet
that you miss it too.
980
01:14:10,321 --> 01:14:12,257
There's a lot I miss.
981
01:14:15,093 --> 01:14:16,028
Thank you.
982
01:14:29,240 --> 01:14:30,475
So, what do you think?
983
01:14:32,444 --> 01:14:35,581
I don't know. What do you think?
984
01:14:39,518 --> 01:14:40,486
Well...
985
01:14:47,093 --> 01:14:49,729
I think we were together
for five years.
986
01:14:51,697 --> 01:14:55,335
And it would be crazy
not to give it another shot.
987
01:15:13,453 --> 01:15:16,588
Excuse me,
I'm sorry to bother you.
988
01:15:16,590 --> 01:15:19,260
I was told
I could find you here.
989
01:15:20,494 --> 01:15:22,762
I know this is
going to sound really weird
990
01:15:22,764 --> 01:15:27,735
but... I heard you help
people with divorce parties.
991
01:15:31,773 --> 01:15:33,639
Who did you hear that from?
992
01:15:33,641 --> 01:15:36,545
A former member of our group.
993
01:15:37,544 --> 01:15:41,246
Yes, we thought he was
emotionally unstable at the time
994
01:15:41,248 --> 01:15:44,720
but now, it seems
like a pretty good idea.
995
01:15:47,356 --> 01:15:51,824
I'm sorry,
that was just a one-time thing.
996
01:15:51,826 --> 01:15:56,430
Oh, that's too bad.
997
01:15:56,432 --> 01:15:58,435
He said you're a real artist.
998
01:15:59,502 --> 01:16:01,471
Sorry to bother you.
999
01:16:45,448 --> 01:16:46,451
Hi.
1000
01:16:47,585 --> 01:16:51,619
- Shit.
- What?
1001
01:16:51,621 --> 01:16:55,423
I was still trying to figure out
what the hell I was going say to you.
1002
01:16:55,425 --> 01:16:57,427
Do you want me
to give you another minute?
1003
01:16:57,429 --> 01:16:59,798
Do you want me to close the
door and come back out again?
1004
01:17:00,865 --> 01:17:02,198
No, I'm fine.
1005
01:17:06,605 --> 01:17:08,341
Moving out?
1006
01:17:09,807 --> 01:17:12,744
What? Does the motel down
the street have better rates?
1007
01:17:14,947 --> 01:17:19,519
No, I'm getting
back together with Susan.
1008
01:17:21,820 --> 01:17:23,256
I'm going home.
1009
01:17:38,404 --> 01:17:40,574
That's it? You're not
going to say anything else?
1010
01:17:43,543 --> 01:17:45,480
There's nothing
more to say, Nate.
1011
01:17:55,589 --> 01:17:58,023
I got to say, this is one
of the things I really missed.
1012
01:17:58,025 --> 01:18:01,196
I got to say
I missed doing it for us.
1013
01:18:02,029 --> 01:18:06,700
So, I was thinking for the party,
maybe I can invite some of my friends.
1014
01:18:08,303 --> 01:18:12,805
- Would they be new friends or...
- Colin and Jake.
1015
01:18:12,807 --> 01:18:16,778
You mean the Colin and Jake who
bragged about sleeping with coeds?
1016
01:18:20,282 --> 01:18:22,781
You know, it's probably
not their kind of party.
1017
01:18:22,783 --> 01:18:24,950
I'm not sure
they'd even have fun.
1018
01:18:24,952 --> 01:18:27,956
Yes, we should
have them over another time.
1019
01:18:29,791 --> 01:18:31,991
But you know what?
It's up to you.
1020
01:18:31,993 --> 01:18:33,796
Only do it if it's
what you really want.
1021
01:18:42,570 --> 01:18:46,643
Oh, I am getting my hair done tomorrow
and I made you an appointment.
1022
01:18:48,677 --> 01:18:51,911
They asked where you'd been and
I told them traveling for work.
1023
01:18:55,451 --> 01:18:59,920
Tell me it is not fucking true.
1024
01:18:59,922 --> 01:19:01,923
- Of course, it's true.
- How can you tell?
1025
01:19:01,925 --> 01:19:04,692
His shoulders are slumped,
his head is sagging and he's
1026
01:19:04,694 --> 01:19:06,827
wearing that new cologne
Defeated by Lane Jackoff.
1027
01:19:06,829 --> 01:19:09,597
- What the hell are you guys talking about?
- Remember that guy's wife
1028
01:19:09,599 --> 01:19:11,965
who's in my fantasy league
who also takes yoga with Jan?
1029
01:19:11,967 --> 01:19:15,370
Did I hear that she got invited to a
barbecue you and Susan are throwing?
1030
01:19:15,372 --> 01:19:17,438
Why weren't we
invited to that BBQ?
1031
01:19:17,440 --> 01:19:19,641
- Okay, wait.
- Unbelievable.
1032
01:19:19,643 --> 01:19:22,280
- You got back together with her?
- So there's no divorce party.
1033
01:19:23,080 --> 01:19:26,415
I wanted to take you guys out to
lunch and explain everything properly.
1034
01:19:26,417 --> 01:19:28,583
Explain?
What is there to explain?
1035
01:19:28,585 --> 01:19:31,586
I'm trying to work things
out with Susan at the moment.
1036
01:19:31,588 --> 01:19:33,055
It's really complicated.
1037
01:19:33,057 --> 01:19:36,792
Look man,
divorce Susan, stay with Susan.
1038
01:19:36,794 --> 01:19:38,693
Honestly, we don't care.
1039
01:19:38,695 --> 01:19:41,600
It's really
not that complicated.
1040
01:19:46,604 --> 01:19:47,506
Guys.
1041
01:19:56,749 --> 01:20:00,449
Hey, I am so glad you called because I
left some things off the list this morning.
1042
01:20:00,451 --> 01:20:04,087
I've decided to make potato salad instead
of coleslaw. So can you please pick up
1043
01:20:04,089 --> 01:20:09,727
- a pound of redskin potatoes, a bunch of chives and some mayo.
- Yes, actually, you know what?
1044
01:20:09,729 --> 01:20:12,864
That's perfect because I was thinking
of inviting a friend of mine.
1045
01:20:12,866 --> 01:20:16,133
- Oh, you are?
- Yes, Chad. I met him through Colin and Jake.
1046
01:20:16,135 --> 01:20:18,569
You're going to love him.
1047
01:20:18,571 --> 01:20:21,938
This barbecue isn't really the
environment for guys who chase coeds.
1048
01:20:21,940 --> 01:20:26,045
No, trust me. He's the last
person to be chasing co-eds around.
1049
01:20:28,014 --> 01:20:30,181
Yes, we could do eight.
Of course.
1050
01:20:30,183 --> 01:20:33,719
Is he bringing
a wife or a girlfriend?
1051
01:20:33,721 --> 01:20:36,991
No, actually, he just broke up with
his boyfriend, so we'll just be seven.
1052
01:20:37,957 --> 01:20:40,592
You know, seven's like
1053
01:20:40,594 --> 01:20:44,929
just an odd number and I don't want
him to feel like a seventh wheel.
1054
01:20:44,931 --> 01:20:47,068
Trust me,
he's going to blend right in.
1055
01:20:50,538 --> 01:20:55,075
I don't want to tell you you can't invite
him, so if it's what you really want to do.
1056
01:20:56,210 --> 01:20:59,647
I really do. Okay?
1057
01:21:03,918 --> 01:21:08,490
Okay. Bye.
1058
01:21:16,565 --> 01:21:17,996
I know what you mean.
1059
01:21:17,998 --> 01:21:20,234
Nate and I have
been trying to decide
1060
01:21:20,236 --> 01:21:23,807
if we should get pregnant or if we
should take one last trip to Paris.
1061
01:21:26,843 --> 01:21:29,976
Nate, how's work stuff going?
1062
01:21:29,978 --> 01:21:32,645
You know, honestly, I've
been thinking about leaving.
1063
01:21:32,647 --> 01:21:37,184
- Really?
- Yeah, I actually entered this competition
1064
01:21:37,186 --> 01:21:42,622
to design the new concert hall and it sort of
got me thinking about striking out on my own.
1065
01:21:42,624 --> 01:21:46,494
Well, you know how risky
it is to go out on your own.
1066
01:21:46,496 --> 01:21:49,631
I said to him, let's just
make that a goal for the future
1067
01:21:49,633 --> 01:21:52,766
- when we don't have a mortgage to pay every month.
- Not to mention
1068
01:21:52,768 --> 01:21:56,238
the distance, you know. It's like what
happens if you get a job to do a building in
1069
01:21:56,240 --> 01:22:00,074
- some other city like Omaha?
- I hope not.
1070
01:22:00,076 --> 01:22:01,678
I hate Omaha.
1071
01:22:02,612 --> 01:22:04,981
Well, if you never take a leap,
then things never change.
1072
01:22:14,292 --> 01:22:17,192
You know there's plenty of room
for an in-ground pool back here?
1073
01:22:17,194 --> 01:22:19,262
Yes, I'm always
saying that to these two.
1074
01:22:19,264 --> 01:22:22,534
It could increase
the property value 20% easily.
1075
01:22:33,678 --> 01:22:34,777
Nate.
1076
01:22:34,779 --> 01:22:36,114
You ever play the rhyme game?
1077
01:22:39,051 --> 01:22:42,652
I played this in college
and it was kind of lame.
1078
01:22:44,256 --> 01:22:46,622
Hang on, I don't
think our guests are interested
1079
01:22:46,624 --> 01:22:49,895
in playing some unintelligible
drinking game so they can get hammered.
1080
01:22:54,600 --> 01:22:58,269
I'm drinking water,
I wanna play.
1081
01:22:58,271 --> 01:23:00,637
I think I'm enamored.
1082
01:23:02,241 --> 01:23:06,610
Maybe it's time for a change of pace.
1083
01:23:06,612 --> 01:23:10,113
So we don't spend the whole
night treading in the same place.
1084
01:23:10,115 --> 01:23:12,283
Exactly.
1085
01:23:12,285 --> 01:23:16,086
It doesn't hurt to try something new.
1086
01:23:16,088 --> 01:23:20,926
Unless you're scared to face
yourself and what is true.
1087
01:23:22,228 --> 01:23:24,762
Okay, play your
stupid game, fine.
1088
01:23:24,764 --> 01:23:26,998
Jane, can I have some more wine?
1089
01:23:30,204 --> 01:23:32,870
We can sit here
and eat chips all night.
1090
01:23:45,153 --> 01:23:48,157
Feels like we're trying to force
something that shouldn't be forced.
1091
01:23:49,992 --> 01:23:51,561
Feels that way, doesn't it?
1092
01:23:57,965 --> 01:24:00,068
I think I need to be
on my own for a while.
1093
01:24:18,253 --> 01:24:20,157
Take it from me,
1094
01:24:21,190 --> 01:24:23,189
it's not gonna
be as bad as you think.
1095
01:24:23,191 --> 01:24:26,697
Okay?
1096
01:24:57,428 --> 01:25:01,933
- You're resigning?
- Yes, I need to.
1097
01:25:03,168 --> 01:25:07,904
I mean, you believed in me and I thank you
for that, but I always wanted my own firm.
1098
01:25:07,906 --> 01:25:11,143
I know it's going to be tight, but I
feel that now's the time to take a shot.
1099
01:25:14,312 --> 01:25:17,947
Well, funny enough,
1100
01:25:17,949 --> 01:25:19,719
you're already
reaping the rewards.
1101
01:25:21,120 --> 01:25:24,221
- What do you mean?
- The city called. All that imagination
1102
01:25:24,223 --> 01:25:26,990
and creativity that was way
too much for the concert hall
1103
01:25:26,992 --> 01:25:31,364
is perfect for the new skate
park they just commissioned.
1104
01:25:32,398 --> 01:25:37,170
Why don't you make that your very first
official job for your new company?
1105
01:25:38,136 --> 01:25:39,706
Are you serious?
1106
01:25:45,211 --> 01:25:49,781
Hey, man. We just
wanted to congratulate you.
1107
01:25:49,783 --> 01:25:53,852
- Yeah, that design kicked ass.
- Thanks, guys.
1108
01:25:53,854 --> 01:25:57,422
Well, whenever you're free, I'm ready to
down some Brewskis or tease some tail.
1109
01:25:59,391 --> 01:26:02,192
Of course, you're both
still invited to the party.
1110
01:26:02,194 --> 01:26:04,896
- We wouldn't miss it.
- Yeah, I wanna meet Katie.
1111
01:26:04,898 --> 01:26:09,068
Yeah, well, unfortunately, she's
the only one who hasn't RSVP-ed.
1112
01:27:25,215 --> 01:27:29,520
I'm going to tell you the story about
how I recently met someone remarkable.
1113
01:27:32,288 --> 01:27:35,092
That person was pretty
invisible for a long time.
1114
01:27:50,609 --> 01:27:53,112
And with
the help of someone special
1115
01:27:54,546 --> 01:27:58,551
this invisible person was finally
able to emerge and find his voice.
1116
01:28:10,495 --> 01:28:14,364
- Looking good.
- Ready for the first night of the rest of your life?
1117
01:28:14,366 --> 01:28:19,169
- Yeah.
- Well, let's get this party started.
1118
01:28:19,171 --> 01:28:21,505
- You guys go in ahead.
- You okay?
1119
01:28:21,507 --> 01:28:23,944
- I just need a sec.
- Okay.
1120
01:28:46,232 --> 01:28:48,235
I forgot to RSVP.
1121
01:28:49,568 --> 01:28:52,138
I thought you
RSVP-ed to everything.
1122
01:28:55,076 --> 01:28:56,578
I guess I've changed.
1123
01:29:01,648 --> 01:29:03,218
Shall we, Ms. Franco?
1124
01:29:04,484 --> 01:29:06,420
Certainly, Mr. Brown.
1125
01:29:20,842 --> 01:29:25,842
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