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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,178 --> 00:00:03,178 Yeah. 2 00:00:03,614 --> 00:00:04,614 Yeah, feels good. 3 00:00:05,743 --> 00:00:06,743 What else? 4 00:00:08,208 --> 00:00:09,848 Now I'm gonna get on my knees.... 5 00:00:11,430 --> 00:00:13,532 and I'm gonna take your dick in my mouth. 6 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:18,525 How's that feel? That feel good? 7 00:00:19,557 --> 00:00:21,902 Yes. My cock's in your mouth right now. 8 00:00:22,073 --> 00:00:25,113 - It feels good when you suck on it. - Yeah, baby, it feels great. 9 00:00:25,311 --> 00:00:26,661 It's big and it's hard. 10 00:00:27,366 --> 00:00:29,034 I'm gonna take my panties off... 11 00:00:30,971 --> 00:00:32,638 Then you start playing with yourself? 12 00:00:32,738 --> 00:00:34,468 I'm gonna play with myself, you like that? 13 00:00:34,568 --> 00:00:36,035 You wanna watch me do that? 14 00:00:38,159 --> 00:00:40,304 Then you're gonna keep sucking on my dick. 15 00:00:40,404 --> 00:00:42,155 My dick's in your mouth right now. 16 00:00:42,310 --> 00:00:43,911 It feels so good. 17 00:00:46,014 --> 00:00:47,500 It's so big... 18 00:00:47,916 --> 00:00:49,363 and hard inside me. 19 00:00:50,424 --> 00:00:52,534 My dick is hard and it's in your mouth right now. 20 00:00:52,650 --> 00:00:54,547 - You're suckin' on it. - I'm suckin' on it. 21 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:57,212 Are you gonna come? 22 00:00:57,742 --> 00:00:58,810 Totally. 23 00:00:59,729 --> 00:01:01,319 Totally... I'm gonna fuckin' come. 24 00:01:01,419 --> 00:01:03,448 I'm gonna come in your mouth. 25 00:01:03,601 --> 00:01:04,604 You're gonna come... 26 00:01:04,704 --> 00:01:06,874 Can you come in the cup a little bit as well? 27 00:01:07,672 --> 00:01:08,743 Oh, right. 28 00:01:12,184 --> 00:01:13,241 Good, thanks. 29 00:01:14,373 --> 00:01:17,162 No, no, I've got 26 gauge on the truck. 30 00:01:17,567 --> 00:01:19,110 You see, that's what's confusing me. 31 00:01:19,320 --> 00:01:21,366 Michelle's notes from the initial phone call 32 00:01:21,466 --> 00:01:22,588 clearly say 30 gauge. 33 00:01:22,742 --> 00:01:24,517 Here, let me look at her notes. 34 00:01:25,805 --> 00:01:26,805 Yeah, they do. 35 00:01:27,056 --> 00:01:28,926 But 26 is fine. 36 00:01:31,183 --> 00:01:32,919 Can you just go ahead and sign it? 37 00:01:33,681 --> 00:01:34,681 Michelle scares me. 38 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:37,811 I know, but you gotta get over that. She's been working here 20 years. 39 00:01:41,829 --> 00:01:43,874 Hopefully, she won't be able to read it. 40 00:01:46,143 --> 00:01:47,146 How's Holly? 41 00:01:47,313 --> 00:01:48,798 She nervous about junior high? 42 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:51,360 Man, I'll tell ya, never in my wildest dreams 43 00:01:51,496 --> 00:01:54,639 could I have imagined 12-year-old girls to be this terrifying. 44 00:01:55,498 --> 00:01:57,389 You goin' through that with Isabella? 45 00:01:57,563 --> 00:01:58,566 Not yet. 46 00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:03,496 You guys going to Rita's birthday thing? 47 00:02:03,621 --> 00:02:04,821 Oh, yeah. Are you? 48 00:02:05,435 --> 00:02:06,435 Yeah. 49 00:02:08,057 --> 00:02:09,657 Our anniversary's the day after. 50 00:02:11,682 --> 00:02:12,682 Again? 51 00:02:13,123 --> 00:02:14,123 Every year, buddy. 52 00:02:15,318 --> 00:02:16,649 Which is it, 14, 15? 53 00:02:17,121 --> 00:02:18,121 Twelfth. 54 00:02:18,578 --> 00:02:19,581 Right. 55 00:02:21,039 --> 00:02:22,319 What are you gonna get her? 56 00:02:23,228 --> 00:02:25,372 Something good. She deserves it. 57 00:02:25,670 --> 00:02:26,673 She does. 58 00:02:26,784 --> 00:02:27,883 So do you, man. 59 00:02:27,983 --> 00:02:29,332 Hope she takes care of you. 60 00:02:30,135 --> 00:02:31,312 She always does. 61 00:02:34,212 --> 00:02:35,754 - See ya. - Yeah. 62 00:02:41,810 --> 00:02:42,813 Man! 63 00:02:42,936 --> 00:02:43,936 Very bad sperm. 64 00:02:44,374 --> 00:02:45,374 It's an epidemic. 65 00:02:46,014 --> 00:02:48,512 We're in the middle of a world-wide sperm crisis. 66 00:02:49,185 --> 00:02:50,203 Really? 67 00:02:51,013 --> 00:02:52,421 And it's just the beginning. 68 00:02:54,099 --> 00:02:55,237 What's happening to it? 69 00:02:56,250 --> 00:02:57,250 Feminization. 70 00:03:06,438 --> 00:03:08,359 Now, that is beautiful sperm. 71 00:03:09,374 --> 00:03:11,274 Beautiful motility, beautiful count... 72 00:03:12,065 --> 00:03:13,065 Nice job, man. 73 00:03:13,937 --> 00:03:14,937 Well, thanks. 74 00:03:15,248 --> 00:03:17,648 I don't know if I had a lot to do with it but... 75 00:03:19,377 --> 00:03:20,427 feels pretty good. 76 00:03:22,189 --> 00:03:23,189 All good. 77 00:03:23,515 --> 00:03:24,518 Really? 78 00:03:25,002 --> 00:03:27,465 Beautiful motility, beautiful count. 79 00:03:28,214 --> 00:03:32,073 Apparently, I am not part of the world-wide sperm crisis. 80 00:03:33,559 --> 00:03:35,179 That's great. 81 00:03:35,451 --> 00:03:36,840 I could sell it, he said. 82 00:03:36,994 --> 00:03:38,345 Yeah, but please don't. 83 00:03:39,318 --> 00:03:40,321 I'm thrilled. 84 00:03:40,703 --> 00:03:42,941 Okay? I'm thrilled. 85 00:03:44,569 --> 00:03:45,569 I gotta go. 86 00:03:47,064 --> 00:03:48,067 Palek? 87 00:03:49,551 --> 00:03:50,688 Congratulations. 88 00:03:52,599 --> 00:03:54,547 - Congratulations? - Yeah, it's great. 89 00:03:56,029 --> 00:03:57,861 I mean, it's great. It really is. 90 00:03:57,984 --> 00:03:59,205 It's just... It's great. 91 00:04:02,001 --> 00:04:03,001 I gotta go. 92 00:04:03,323 --> 00:04:04,326 Okay. 93 00:04:04,549 --> 00:04:05,628 - Okay. - Bye. 94 00:04:10,124 --> 00:04:11,274 It's funny, you know... 95 00:04:12,396 --> 00:04:14,846 Everyone has all these ideas about what we should do. 96 00:04:15,566 --> 00:04:16,949 "Do we get a babysitter?" 97 00:04:17,107 --> 00:04:18,593 "Which restaurant are we going to?" 98 00:04:18,738 --> 00:04:19,913 "What did I get him?" 99 00:04:21,316 --> 00:04:23,193 One dumb woman actually suggested 100 00:04:23,482 --> 00:04:25,811 that we spend the night in a hotel. Like that's... 101 00:04:25,946 --> 00:04:27,590 You didn't like that suggestion? 102 00:04:29,378 --> 00:04:30,382 I think that's... 103 00:04:30,609 --> 00:04:31,940 pretty stupid, yeah. 104 00:04:34,943 --> 00:04:36,513 Do you have any water? I'm... 105 00:04:36,962 --> 00:04:38,816 I'll get it if you tell me where it is. 106 00:04:38,950 --> 00:04:40,494 - I'll be happy to... - That's okay. 107 00:04:40,726 --> 00:04:42,809 - I'll get you a glass of water. - Thank you. 108 00:04:52,378 --> 00:04:55,747 You know, once on our anniversary my husband and I... 109 00:04:55,876 --> 00:04:57,535 - You're married? - Yes. 110 00:04:57,921 --> 00:04:59,065 Forty-three years. 111 00:05:01,004 --> 00:05:02,665 That's a lot of anniversaries. 112 00:05:02,912 --> 00:05:04,398 Yeah, not all of them good. 113 00:05:07,694 --> 00:05:09,797 My friend's birthday party is tomorrow and... 114 00:05:10,908 --> 00:05:11,958 all I can think about is 115 00:05:12,058 --> 00:05:14,945 how to get through it without anyone mentioning it. 116 00:05:15,625 --> 00:05:18,326 You really think anybody's gonna remember it's your anniversary? 117 00:05:19,133 --> 00:05:20,133 Rita will. 118 00:05:20,415 --> 00:05:23,019 Our anniversary's the day after her birthday, so... 119 00:05:26,140 --> 00:05:27,143 I don't know... 120 00:05:27,923 --> 00:05:29,223 I just want it to be over. 121 00:05:30,301 --> 00:05:33,345 Because of what happened last year and what hasn't happened since. 122 00:05:35,048 --> 00:05:37,559 I guess that makes it two anniversaries, doesn't it? 123 00:05:38,050 --> 00:05:40,650 Twelve years together is a wonderful accomplishment. 124 00:05:40,863 --> 00:05:41,863 Don't diminish it. 125 00:05:43,173 --> 00:05:44,173 I'm not. 126 00:05:44,385 --> 00:05:45,810 I'm not, I'm proud of every year. 127 00:05:45,910 --> 00:05:46,925 Good. 128 00:05:47,286 --> 00:05:50,960 And does Dave feel the same way as you do about your anniversary? 129 00:05:51,539 --> 00:05:52,542 I don't know. 130 00:05:53,077 --> 00:05:55,296 As I said, we avoid talking about it... 131 00:05:55,587 --> 00:05:57,148 Not our anniversary, but... 132 00:05:57,797 --> 00:05:58,797 But this. 133 00:05:59,672 --> 00:06:03,793 We avoid every mention, of everything as long as we possibly can. 134 00:06:05,548 --> 00:06:08,449 You know, there are ways to celebrate without having sex. 135 00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:09,606 Well... 136 00:06:09,856 --> 00:06:11,176 not on your anniversary. 137 00:06:11,936 --> 00:06:13,382 I don't think that's true. 138 00:06:13,724 --> 00:06:14,728 Sure it is. 139 00:06:15,908 --> 00:06:16,911 Sure it is. 140 00:06:17,940 --> 00:06:19,386 Go to any store, 141 00:06:19,486 --> 00:06:22,600 and tell any girl in any department that it's your anniversary, 142 00:06:22,700 --> 00:06:23,918 and see what she says. 143 00:06:26,236 --> 00:06:27,236 Katie. 144 00:06:28,672 --> 00:06:30,875 The fight against other people's expectations, 145 00:06:30,975 --> 00:06:34,077 against your own, is difficult, but it is a worthy one. 146 00:06:36,049 --> 00:06:38,613 Forget about other people's suggestions. 147 00:06:39,363 --> 00:06:41,677 Forget about what you think you're supposed to do. 148 00:06:41,777 --> 00:06:42,778 And do what? 149 00:06:44,863 --> 00:06:47,723 The whole point of your anniversary is to relive your wedding night. 150 00:06:47,823 --> 00:06:49,987 Many couples don't have sex on their wedding night. 151 00:06:50,103 --> 00:06:51,106 Well, we did. 152 00:06:56,470 --> 00:06:57,473 So... 153 00:07:19,180 --> 00:07:21,544 You realize you have no parking, right? 154 00:07:23,242 --> 00:07:24,242 This isn't bad. 155 00:07:24,803 --> 00:07:26,717 - It's big. - I hate it. 156 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:28,240 Fucking landlord. 157 00:07:28,491 --> 00:07:29,841 Want my sister to call him? 158 00:07:29,992 --> 00:07:31,815 She's like a bitch at that shit. 159 00:07:33,890 --> 00:07:34,930 Does it suck? 160 00:07:37,532 --> 00:07:39,018 It all sucks. 161 00:07:39,539 --> 00:07:41,940 Ah, God. That's why since I was like 12, 162 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:43,991 I've always made a point of leaving them... 163 00:07:44,492 --> 00:07:46,001 before they leave me. 164 00:07:48,335 --> 00:07:49,859 Has he called you even? 165 00:07:51,117 --> 00:07:53,362 That son of a bitch stole my favorite shirt. 166 00:07:53,462 --> 00:07:57,532 Yeah, well, I would be surprised if that's the only thing he... took. 167 00:07:58,027 --> 00:07:59,524 You know, I never trusted him? 168 00:08:01,488 --> 00:08:02,491 You know what? 169 00:08:02,666 --> 00:08:04,246 Whatever he took, he can keep. 170 00:08:04,492 --> 00:08:05,492 I don't care. 171 00:08:05,738 --> 00:08:07,532 Maybe you should come live with me. 172 00:08:07,965 --> 00:08:09,566 If my house ever gets finished. 173 00:08:09,895 --> 00:08:12,075 I'm just so fucking mad. 174 00:08:13,524 --> 00:08:14,700 Maybe you need a dog. 175 00:08:15,516 --> 00:08:17,446 Take up some space around here. 176 00:08:18,074 --> 00:08:19,752 He's 27 years old. 177 00:08:19,934 --> 00:08:21,052 Acts like a baby. 178 00:08:22,145 --> 00:08:23,243 I need a shot. 179 00:08:23,456 --> 00:08:25,113 You want a shot? This is... 180 00:08:25,732 --> 00:08:26,736 depressing shit. 181 00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:29,745 I miss him. 182 00:08:30,432 --> 00:08:31,432 Don't. 183 00:08:32,389 --> 00:08:33,952 It doesn't work that way. 184 00:08:34,377 --> 00:08:36,781 I miss him. I miss the shit out of him. 185 00:08:36,934 --> 00:08:38,691 I can't fucking take it. 186 00:08:42,901 --> 00:08:43,904 You... 187 00:08:44,188 --> 00:08:45,615 need to have sex. 188 00:08:46,799 --> 00:08:48,805 Sex, with somebody else. 189 00:08:48,985 --> 00:08:51,705 Right away. That is the only way to handle this. 190 00:08:53,065 --> 00:08:54,782 It's like when you have a hangover. 191 00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:56,900 You wake up and you have a drink. 192 00:08:57,702 --> 00:08:59,535 It's like... Like the same thing. 193 00:09:04,565 --> 00:09:05,565 What's this? 194 00:09:07,015 --> 00:09:08,597 Fucking bogarting the shit. 195 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:14,409 - Happy birthday. - Thanks. 196 00:09:15,315 --> 00:09:17,778 - Same guy? - Yes. That's fantastic. 197 00:09:18,222 --> 00:09:19,649 Come on in, Dan's getting drinks. 198 00:09:19,749 --> 00:09:20,764 Hey, guys. 199 00:09:21,722 --> 00:09:22,976 How you doin' ? 200 00:09:25,340 --> 00:09:26,724 - Hey, buddy. - You wanna drink? 201 00:09:26,869 --> 00:09:28,044 Yeah, yeah, beer's good. 202 00:09:28,144 --> 00:09:29,526 One for her in a glass. 203 00:09:31,130 --> 00:09:32,878 Hello, sir. Lovely to see you. 204 00:09:36,503 --> 00:09:37,507 Hello, all. 205 00:09:37,931 --> 00:09:38,934 How are you? 206 00:09:40,613 --> 00:09:41,963 What are you guys talking about? 207 00:09:42,422 --> 00:09:44,043 Movies and how long... 208 00:09:44,602 --> 00:09:46,609 it has been since we've been able to go to one. 209 00:09:46,867 --> 00:09:49,265 You gotta have date night. Katie makes us have date night. 210 00:09:49,365 --> 00:09:51,884 I don't make us, we get out whenever we can... 211 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:54,115 - What are these? - I don't know, they're great. 212 00:09:54,215 --> 00:09:57,739 But before that, we were talking about Tom and Michelle. 213 00:09:58,670 --> 00:09:59,692 What about 'em? 214 00:09:59,792 --> 00:10:01,064 They're getting divorced. 215 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:03,275 No, come on. Why? 216 00:10:05,095 --> 00:10:06,503 They can't stand each other. 217 00:10:07,752 --> 00:10:08,902 How do you know? 218 00:10:10,630 --> 00:10:12,526 I'm friends with her sister. 219 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:16,179 Dave won't want that. I'll watch the kids. 220 00:10:16,279 --> 00:10:17,451 No, that's fine. 221 00:10:17,551 --> 00:10:19,679 Come on, how could you turn down a free night? 222 00:10:19,891 --> 00:10:21,165 'Cause I wanna be with them. 223 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:23,649 I don't get to go out with the kids that often, so... 224 00:10:24,907 --> 00:10:27,251 - I think it's a mistake. - No, it isn't. 225 00:10:28,091 --> 00:10:29,094 It is, Katie. 226 00:10:31,072 --> 00:10:33,732 - Stop torturing her. - Really, I'm not torturing her, jeez. 227 00:10:33,848 --> 00:10:34,941 You are. 228 00:10:41,270 --> 00:10:43,180 You think this pudding is sugar-free? 229 00:10:43,849 --> 00:10:46,515 - Yes, Katie. All pudding is sugar-free. - Yeah, great. 230 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:49,043 I'm gonna go find Dave. 231 00:10:53,905 --> 00:10:54,908 Is she okay? 232 00:10:55,138 --> 00:10:56,138 Yeah, she's fine. 233 00:10:56,238 --> 00:10:58,379 She loves her husband, she loves her kids. 234 00:10:59,636 --> 00:11:00,639 She's not happy. 235 00:11:02,438 --> 00:11:04,425 What should she do, bail? Like you? 236 00:11:05,795 --> 00:11:08,743 - I'm just saying, she's not happy. - You don't know that. 237 00:11:09,728 --> 00:11:12,320 I don't think your solution of maintenance sex every saturday 238 00:11:12,420 --> 00:11:14,627 - is what she wants. - Oh, that's nice. 239 00:11:15,099 --> 00:11:16,102 Sorry. 240 00:11:17,187 --> 00:11:20,190 Sex with Dan every Saturday, completely works for me. 241 00:11:20,689 --> 00:11:22,734 It leaves me time for follow-up sex with myself. 242 00:11:26,804 --> 00:11:28,136 Where is my husband? 243 00:11:48,451 --> 00:11:49,454 Hi. 244 00:11:49,937 --> 00:11:50,940 Hi. 245 00:11:51,984 --> 00:11:52,987 Everything okay? 246 00:11:54,569 --> 00:11:56,932 I was just close by and I wanted to surprise you. 247 00:11:59,691 --> 00:12:00,691 How was your day? 248 00:12:01,695 --> 00:12:03,141 Good. Fast. 249 00:12:03,817 --> 00:12:04,820 How 'bout yours? 250 00:12:07,106 --> 00:12:09,031 Lots of couples in a lot of pain. 251 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:10,843 Over what? 252 00:12:12,156 --> 00:12:14,046 Things we dealt with long time ago. 253 00:12:16,419 --> 00:12:17,423 Yeah. 254 00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:21,590 We can drive together, I'll leave my car here. 255 00:12:21,806 --> 00:12:23,674 - Go home together? - Sure. 256 00:12:29,470 --> 00:12:30,473 What? 257 00:12:32,508 --> 00:12:33,858 I called John this morning. 258 00:12:39,694 --> 00:12:40,694 What? 259 00:12:42,552 --> 00:12:43,555 Had a good talk. 260 00:12:45,054 --> 00:12:46,057 Why? 261 00:12:47,285 --> 00:12:48,848 I've known him as long as you have. 262 00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:52,166 Arthur, you had absolutely no right to do that. 263 00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:54,691 Mae, I think I did. 264 00:12:55,846 --> 00:12:57,044 What'd you talk about? 265 00:12:57,178 --> 00:12:58,721 Just, you know... 266 00:13:00,382 --> 00:13:01,482 Life without his wife, 267 00:13:02,012 --> 00:13:03,412 his daughter, the weather... 268 00:13:04,598 --> 00:13:06,700 But we both know it was really about you. 269 00:13:08,234 --> 00:13:10,935 You are giving this much more power than it deserves. 270 00:13:11,681 --> 00:13:14,717 Let's just leave it alone. I don't need to see him. 271 00:13:14,871 --> 00:13:17,321 - I want you to see him. - No, I have no... 272 00:13:17,977 --> 00:13:19,289 I want you to see him 273 00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:20,987 and then come home to me. 274 00:13:27,566 --> 00:13:28,665 Hey, Dylan, 275 00:13:29,379 --> 00:13:30,479 it's Jaime. 276 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:34,115 I was wondering if you and Emma wanted to do something? 277 00:13:35,011 --> 00:13:36,771 Give me a call. Bye. 278 00:13:37,562 --> 00:13:39,858 Okay, so call me, okay? 279 00:13:40,336 --> 00:13:41,339 Bye. 280 00:13:41,551 --> 00:13:43,461 Hey, Sasha, it's Jaime. 281 00:13:43,980 --> 00:13:45,080 You around? 282 00:13:47,377 --> 00:13:48,785 Give me a call. 'Kay? 283 00:13:55,343 --> 00:13:56,944 - Hello? - Hey. 284 00:13:57,658 --> 00:13:58,662 Hi. 285 00:13:58,932 --> 00:13:59,935 You call. 286 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:01,092 I did. 287 00:14:01,538 --> 00:14:03,294 Move on down to work? 288 00:14:04,297 --> 00:14:05,628 Yeah, looks like it. 289 00:14:05,969 --> 00:14:06,972 I'm sorry. 290 00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:08,417 Thanks. 291 00:14:09,085 --> 00:14:10,416 So how you been? 292 00:14:10,854 --> 00:14:12,397 Good. Seein' a girl. 293 00:14:12,667 --> 00:14:13,671 Jill. 294 00:14:14,506 --> 00:14:15,683 You like her? 295 00:14:17,673 --> 00:14:19,081 I don't know yet. 296 00:14:20,858 --> 00:14:21,861 Wanna... 297 00:14:22,294 --> 00:14:23,297 drink? 298 00:14:24,498 --> 00:14:25,501 Yeah. 299 00:14:44,373 --> 00:14:46,823 What about this? Does this look like Mommy? 300 00:14:48,323 --> 00:14:50,098 - It's ugly. - It is, isn't it? 301 00:14:50,629 --> 00:14:52,906 It's gonna be harder than the last year. 302 00:14:53,369 --> 00:14:55,375 We gave each other the patio. 303 00:14:58,111 --> 00:14:59,307 Go jump in a lake. 304 00:14:59,558 --> 00:15:00,751 Go pick your nose. 305 00:15:01,272 --> 00:15:02,976 Go... fly a kite. 306 00:15:03,664 --> 00:15:05,583 Go... take a long walk... 307 00:15:05,850 --> 00:15:06,911 on a short pier. 308 00:15:07,578 --> 00:15:08,735 Go row a boat. 309 00:15:09,146 --> 00:15:10,146 Go... 310 00:15:33,421 --> 00:15:35,003 Mom will love this. 311 00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:38,842 You think this looks like Mommy? 312 00:15:39,603 --> 00:15:40,606 It's purple. 313 00:15:42,514 --> 00:15:44,318 Yeah, yeah, but... 314 00:15:47,231 --> 00:15:48,234 Forget it. 315 00:15:48,890 --> 00:15:51,268 No, I like it, I... 316 00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:54,085 I like it. 317 00:16:00,618 --> 00:16:02,181 Here, let's... 318 00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:03,817 Yeah, there we go. 319 00:16:04,863 --> 00:16:05,866 Okay. 320 00:16:23,106 --> 00:16:24,457 Hey, what's up? 321 00:16:24,574 --> 00:16:25,799 Nothing, just working. 322 00:16:40,974 --> 00:16:41,978 - Hi, doll. - Hey. 323 00:16:42,151 --> 00:16:43,154 How are you? 324 00:16:44,199 --> 00:16:45,973 You guys know each other, right? 325 00:16:46,842 --> 00:16:47,845 How are you? 326 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:49,427 How's it going? 327 00:16:50,537 --> 00:16:52,590 Looks like you made it through your shift today. 328 00:16:52,690 --> 00:16:53,990 That's a good sign, right? 329 00:16:55,892 --> 00:16:56,892 Oh, and it's okay, 330 00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:58,149 I told him. 331 00:16:58,835 --> 00:16:59,838 You did? 332 00:16:59,951 --> 00:17:02,613 Yeah, he's my boyfriend, I tell him everything. 333 00:17:05,689 --> 00:17:07,850 - That's okay, right? - Yeah, I guess. 334 00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:10,461 So have you talked to him or seen him or anything? 335 00:17:10,561 --> 00:17:11,572 Nope. 336 00:17:11,735 --> 00:17:14,725 That's good. You'll get over him faster if you don't. 337 00:17:15,006 --> 00:17:17,008 Yeah, that's what everyone keeps telling me. 338 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,920 So when I break up with you I don't have to call you? 339 00:17:20,134 --> 00:17:21,844 No. You do. 340 00:17:32,045 --> 00:17:33,704 Wait, Jaime, where you going? 341 00:17:34,267 --> 00:17:37,274 - Come on, I don't work 'till 6. - Come on, just one drink. 342 00:17:37,756 --> 00:17:38,999 - Come on... - All right. 343 00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:41,403 Can you guys just not be all over each other 344 00:17:41,503 --> 00:17:43,843 in front of me right now 'cause I'm just not into it? 345 00:17:43,943 --> 00:17:45,160 - Sure. Okay. - Thank you. 346 00:17:45,295 --> 00:17:47,222 You could totally be all over him if you want. 347 00:17:47,322 --> 00:17:48,337 Please do. 348 00:17:49,084 --> 00:17:50,149 I know it sucks. 349 00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:52,792 I don't mean to sound like a dick. 350 00:17:53,062 --> 00:17:54,066 It's all right. 351 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,598 They were gonna get married. 352 00:17:56,973 --> 00:17:58,979 I know. I said, it sucks. 353 00:17:59,460 --> 00:18:00,463 It sucks. 354 00:18:00,675 --> 00:18:02,064 Like, weren't you scared? 355 00:18:02,817 --> 00:18:05,810 - I'd have been scared. - No, I was excited. 356 00:18:06,427 --> 00:18:07,585 - Really? - Yeah. 357 00:18:09,108 --> 00:18:11,597 Why? What's the difference? Married? Not married? 358 00:18:12,928 --> 00:18:14,915 What do you mean? There's a difference. 359 00:18:15,203 --> 00:18:16,361 It's a life together. 360 00:18:17,147 --> 00:18:19,476 Yeah, but... I'm not getting married 'till I'm 60. 361 00:18:19,688 --> 00:18:20,692 Yeah, I agree. 362 00:18:20,827 --> 00:18:23,082 And you know that most marriages end in divorce anyway. 363 00:18:23,182 --> 00:18:24,531 So, like, what's the point? 364 00:18:24,705 --> 00:18:27,039 Yeah, marriage is completely against our nature. 365 00:18:27,646 --> 00:18:30,753 People used to get married because they died at age 20. 366 00:18:31,004 --> 00:18:34,670 Monogamy is only supposed to last, like, 6 years. Tops 367 00:18:34,979 --> 00:18:36,252 That's it's shelf-life. 368 00:18:36,997 --> 00:18:38,193 - Really? - Yeah. 369 00:18:38,359 --> 00:18:40,783 All right, fine. If I knew I was gonna die next year, 370 00:18:41,011 --> 00:18:42,497 fine, fuck it, I'd get married. 371 00:18:42,979 --> 00:18:44,233 How 'bout, shut up? 372 00:18:44,735 --> 00:18:46,105 Well, I believe in it. 373 00:18:46,305 --> 00:18:47,579 In the whole fucking thing. 374 00:18:48,201 --> 00:18:51,153 The little white house, with the picket fence and dogs and kids, 375 00:18:51,269 --> 00:18:53,599 and the waking up and brushing your teeth 376 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:55,907 and the washing the dishes and the making the dinner 377 00:18:56,007 --> 00:18:57,930 and the happily ever after. 378 00:18:58,149 --> 00:18:59,149 All of it. 379 00:18:59,646 --> 00:19:02,062 Why? What is wrong with you? 380 00:19:03,271 --> 00:19:05,541 You guys don't even know what you're talking about. 381 00:19:05,641 --> 00:19:08,302 because I said the same shit before I met Hugo. 382 00:19:10,633 --> 00:19:13,411 So, what? You don't think we're in love enough or something? 383 00:19:15,962 --> 00:19:17,295 I don't know if you are. 384 00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:19,090 But I was. 385 00:19:23,984 --> 00:19:25,701 Should you be smoking in here? 386 00:19:26,531 --> 00:19:27,636 There's nobody here. 387 00:19:28,427 --> 00:19:32,234 Nate just called. They're doing sort of an impromptu game night thing. 388 00:19:32,334 --> 00:19:34,793 - I thought maybe... - Game night? I hate game night. 389 00:19:35,695 --> 00:19:37,007 Well, I'll cheat. 390 00:19:38,989 --> 00:19:41,150 I'll slip in some Meatloaf references. 391 00:19:42,663 --> 00:19:44,534 - You promise? - I promise. 392 00:19:45,376 --> 00:19:47,650 Come on, let's go. It'll be fun. Also... 393 00:19:47,750 --> 00:19:48,752 it'll be fun. 394 00:19:49,408 --> 00:19:51,125 And you know who's going? 395 00:19:51,766 --> 00:19:52,769 Me. 396 00:19:55,884 --> 00:19:58,301 Could we win at least, 'cause we never win. 397 00:19:58,591 --> 00:20:00,134 - We always win. - No, we never win. 398 00:20:00,237 --> 00:20:02,338 Whatever. I think we should go. 399 00:20:02,438 --> 00:20:04,666 We haven't been out in months. Come on. 400 00:20:09,403 --> 00:20:11,391 - Okay. - Okay. 401 00:20:12,195 --> 00:20:15,147 But if that Saskia buzzes me, I'm gonna fuckin' punch you. 402 00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:16,343 Okay. 403 00:20:17,899 --> 00:20:19,036 Jersey! 404 00:20:22,171 --> 00:20:24,043 - Giraffe! - Giraffe? 405 00:20:27,711 --> 00:20:30,086 You kept giving me the same clue. You keep saying... 406 00:20:30,549 --> 00:20:31,975 - "long neck... " - Right. 407 00:20:32,075 --> 00:20:34,885 - No other clue than "long neck?" - What else does it mean? 408 00:20:34,985 --> 00:20:38,104 "Long neck" New Jersey, "Long neck" beer, 409 00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:40,450 "Long-necked" Gwyneth Paltrow. 410 00:20:41,599 --> 00:20:42,988 - "Gwyneth?" - Yeah. 411 00:20:43,887 --> 00:20:44,890 Maybe later. 412 00:20:45,072 --> 00:20:46,885 - I'll take it. - It's yours. 413 00:20:47,403 --> 00:20:48,724 Okay, who's next? We... 414 00:20:48,824 --> 00:20:51,137 I want another turn before we all get too drunk. 415 00:20:51,252 --> 00:20:52,990 - It's actually us. Ready, honey? - Yeah. 416 00:20:53,090 --> 00:20:55,840 I'm just gonna go to the bathroom first. Excuse me. 417 00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:59,000 Has anybody noticed? 418 00:20:59,233 --> 00:21:01,237 I've lost 6 pounds for the reunion. 419 00:21:01,584 --> 00:21:03,773 - Nice. - I'm... I'm not going. 420 00:21:03,873 --> 00:21:06,426 I am, I had a ball at the 10th. 421 00:21:06,644 --> 00:21:09,577 Me too. I loved Pam Gellar's striped pantsuit. 422 00:21:12,606 --> 00:21:13,686 That's cruel. 423 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:15,566 You're in a good mood tonight. 424 00:21:15,701 --> 00:21:16,704 I am. 425 00:21:20,528 --> 00:21:21,528 Is Julia okay? 426 00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:25,912 She's fine. 427 00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:27,822 - She's good. - Are you sure? 428 00:21:27,938 --> 00:21:29,193 Yeah... She's fine. 429 00:21:31,244 --> 00:21:32,247 We're... 430 00:21:32,652 --> 00:21:33,654 pregnant again. 431 00:21:35,376 --> 00:21:36,966 - Shut up. - You're pregnant? 432 00:21:37,098 --> 00:21:39,220 - Yeah. - Again? 433 00:21:39,529 --> 00:21:41,362 - Yeah, three. - That's great. 434 00:21:41,673 --> 00:21:43,872 - That's really, really great. - Thank you. 435 00:21:44,644 --> 00:21:46,110 Is it a boy or a girl? 436 00:21:46,367 --> 00:21:48,354 I don't know, it's a little early but... 437 00:21:48,454 --> 00:21:52,450 - Whatever, I mean, a kid's a kid right? - That's really, really great. 438 00:21:55,516 --> 00:21:56,519 Cool. 439 00:21:57,580 --> 00:21:59,321 - I'm glad you're happy. - We are. 440 00:22:00,864 --> 00:22:03,044 - Carolyn, why don't you be on my team? - Sure. 441 00:22:05,778 --> 00:22:07,283 - Got it? - Yeah. 442 00:22:07,673 --> 00:22:10,663 I can't say we're on number three or anything, but... 443 00:22:13,242 --> 00:22:14,245 But what? 444 00:22:14,689 --> 00:22:15,904 Are you...? 445 00:22:16,629 --> 00:22:20,311 We're trying. We're... We're officially trying, so... 446 00:22:20,603 --> 00:22:22,050 That rocks, that's great. 447 00:22:23,123 --> 00:22:24,127 Great! 448 00:22:24,242 --> 00:22:25,246 Good! 449 00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:27,419 Sorry, we up? 450 00:22:29,078 --> 00:22:30,410 Okay, sorry. 451 00:22:31,803 --> 00:22:33,115 Sorry, excuse me. 452 00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:36,375 Actually, we've been trying for almost a year. 453 00:22:36,510 --> 00:22:37,514 Right, Palek? 454 00:22:40,034 --> 00:22:42,674 He... had his sperm tested yesterday 455 00:22:43,283 --> 00:22:45,433 and it is really, really good. 456 00:22:46,886 --> 00:22:50,494 We're not pregnant, but his sperm is really, really good. 457 00:22:53,608 --> 00:22:55,614 - Right? - That's true. 458 00:22:56,939 --> 00:22:59,426 - I have sperm envy. - Here's to sperm. 459 00:23:02,918 --> 00:23:05,016 Did I miss something? 460 00:23:09,008 --> 00:23:11,477 If you wanted fries, why'd you get vegetables? 461 00:23:11,606 --> 00:23:14,442 I didn't want just any fries, I wanted your fries. 462 00:23:15,035 --> 00:23:16,038 Is that pink? 463 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:17,857 No, it looks good to me. 464 00:23:18,499 --> 00:23:20,448 Honey, does that look okay to you? 465 00:23:21,980 --> 00:23:24,198 Would you like another glass of merlot? 466 00:23:26,378 --> 00:23:28,095 - You wanna share a glass? - Sure. 467 00:23:28,308 --> 00:23:30,353 I can put it in two glasses if you want. 468 00:23:30,842 --> 00:23:33,042 - That'd be great. Thank you. - Yeah, okay. 469 00:23:34,624 --> 00:23:35,627 Here, okay, Josh. 470 00:23:35,781 --> 00:23:36,784 Sit up, sweetie. 471 00:23:37,054 --> 00:23:39,003 Here you go, buddy. Chicken first. 472 00:23:39,254 --> 00:23:40,257 Napkin. 473 00:23:40,433 --> 00:23:41,436 Good. 474 00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:43,674 Come on. 475 00:23:45,294 --> 00:23:46,818 You look very pretty tonight. 476 00:23:47,011 --> 00:23:49,128 - Hey, no secrets! - Yeah, no secrets. 477 00:23:49,244 --> 00:23:50,826 - None. - Okay. 478 00:23:53,047 --> 00:23:54,262 Dad got you a present. 479 00:23:55,975 --> 00:23:57,200 And I am very excited. 480 00:23:58,772 --> 00:23:59,775 Sure did. 481 00:24:01,486 --> 00:24:02,701 We brought it with us. 482 00:24:03,087 --> 00:24:04,090 I know. 483 00:24:04,225 --> 00:24:05,229 I can't wait. 484 00:24:06,617 --> 00:24:08,064 Why don't you open it now? 485 00:24:08,719 --> 00:24:10,456 Well, no, we can just do it later. 486 00:24:11,185 --> 00:24:12,188 Please? 487 00:24:25,243 --> 00:24:26,400 Who wrapped it? 488 00:24:26,786 --> 00:24:27,789 It's pretty. 489 00:24:56,845 --> 00:24:58,845 - There's more. - Really? Okay. 490 00:25:03,244 --> 00:25:04,247 What is it? 491 00:25:04,986 --> 00:25:06,490 Pajamas, honey. 492 00:25:06,942 --> 00:25:09,282 Honey, out of... Out of everything 493 00:25:09,436 --> 00:25:10,534 that we saw, 494 00:25:10,634 --> 00:25:12,870 Isabella liked that the most. 495 00:25:12,986 --> 00:25:13,986 Right? 496 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:15,683 Do you like it? 497 00:25:19,766 --> 00:25:20,769 I love it. 498 00:25:21,648 --> 00:25:22,652 I love it. 499 00:25:37,558 --> 00:25:39,484 Whatever, you can justify it any way you want 500 00:25:39,584 --> 00:25:41,713 - but it was wrong. - Look, I don't... I just... 501 00:25:41,837 --> 00:25:43,785 I don't wanna be that couple anymore. 502 00:25:45,433 --> 00:25:48,382 Okay? That weird couple that everybody's weird around. 503 00:25:48,482 --> 00:25:49,937 That's not who we are. 504 00:25:50,053 --> 00:25:51,872 And I don't wanna do it anymore. 505 00:25:52,103 --> 00:25:53,112 What? 506 00:25:53,569 --> 00:25:54,978 What don't you wanna do? 507 00:25:55,254 --> 00:25:56,595 Keeping this thing a secret. 508 00:25:57,247 --> 00:25:58,327 "This thing?" 509 00:25:58,458 --> 00:26:00,426 Now, having a baby is called "this thing?" 510 00:26:00,526 --> 00:26:02,526 - Forget it! - You fucking... You're drunk! 511 00:26:02,626 --> 00:26:03,641 No, I'm not. 512 00:27:00,989 --> 00:27:02,108 Shit. 513 00:27:05,416 --> 00:27:07,612 I'm a dick, I shouldn't have called you. 514 00:27:07,712 --> 00:27:08,892 I'm sorry. 515 00:27:09,007 --> 00:27:12,094 I just... I'm so fucked up about him. 516 00:27:22,332 --> 00:27:24,712 Well, you know, not having sex is one thing. 517 00:27:24,812 --> 00:27:26,653 But a kiss on the head is cold. 518 00:27:27,994 --> 00:27:29,600 - I still love you. - Right. 519 00:27:31,030 --> 00:27:32,111 I'm gonna go. 520 00:27:36,930 --> 00:27:39,033 It's too bad I never got to meet him. 521 00:27:43,194 --> 00:27:44,313 He's a great guy. 522 00:27:45,316 --> 00:27:46,898 You were gonna get married? 523 00:27:49,233 --> 00:27:50,236 What happened? 524 00:27:52,079 --> 00:27:53,082 I don't know. 525 00:27:54,357 --> 00:27:55,357 You know? 526 00:27:55,604 --> 00:27:57,349 It ended the same way it started. 527 00:27:57,449 --> 00:27:59,430 Just kind of... all of a sudden. 528 00:28:02,729 --> 00:28:03,729 Anyway. 529 00:28:19,669 --> 00:28:21,656 Jill, it's me. 530 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:22,803 What's up? 531 00:28:24,154 --> 00:28:26,828 Hugo, you know, every hour that you don't call back 532 00:28:26,928 --> 00:28:28,426 just causes more damage. 533 00:28:28,533 --> 00:28:30,443 Enough already, fuck. 534 00:28:31,110 --> 00:28:32,228 Look, this sucks. 535 00:28:32,450 --> 00:28:34,976 Are you just sitting there listening to my messages? 536 00:28:35,076 --> 00:28:37,336 Or are you just ignoring my phone calls? 537 00:28:38,042 --> 00:28:39,042 Where are you? 538 00:28:48,696 --> 00:28:50,796 You just had to take it that far didn't you? 539 00:28:51,182 --> 00:28:52,436 You started it. 540 00:28:53,089 --> 00:28:55,170 As if there wasn't enough pressure on us already. 541 00:28:55,270 --> 00:28:56,928 I'm just so fuckin' mad at you. 542 00:28:58,849 --> 00:29:00,257 Nothing's wrong with us. 543 00:29:00,469 --> 00:29:02,021 We're fine, 544 00:29:02,133 --> 00:29:03,675 but that's not how you act. 545 00:29:03,775 --> 00:29:05,245 We're not fine. We're not pregnant, 546 00:29:05,345 --> 00:29:07,659 - so we're not fine. Well... - But we will be. 547 00:29:08,700 --> 00:29:09,761 Well, we're not. 548 00:29:10,322 --> 00:29:11,808 And now everybody knows. 549 00:29:12,608 --> 00:29:13,776 - Who cares? - I do. 550 00:29:18,055 --> 00:29:20,389 We're going to get pregnant. Okay? 551 00:29:20,612 --> 00:29:23,120 Right. 'Cause now you're sure. 552 00:29:23,660 --> 00:29:25,261 - I'm sorry? - Nothing. 553 00:29:25,454 --> 00:29:26,708 What does that mean? 554 00:29:26,925 --> 00:29:27,928 Nothing. 555 00:29:28,810 --> 00:29:30,025 I'll get you pregnant. 556 00:29:32,170 --> 00:29:34,366 I will fuckin' get you pregnant. 557 00:29:38,516 --> 00:29:39,519 Whatever. 558 00:29:39,853 --> 00:29:41,590 I don't even fuckin' care. 559 00:29:51,857 --> 00:29:52,860 Fuck this. 560 00:29:57,471 --> 00:30:00,470 Come on, don't fuckin' hide on the computer, come on. 561 00:30:01,937 --> 00:30:03,133 Palek, this doesn't help. 562 00:30:15,207 --> 00:30:17,300 Come on. Can we go to bed? 563 00:30:18,632 --> 00:30:19,923 - Can we just go to bed? - No. 564 00:30:20,023 --> 00:30:21,957 Just leave me alone for a couple hours 565 00:30:22,057 --> 00:30:23,849 - and I'll be fine... - Come on. 566 00:30:23,949 --> 00:30:25,750 - Just... - Come on, Palek. Don't do this. 567 00:30:25,865 --> 00:30:29,010 - Let's just go to bed, okay? Come on. - No, I'm not... Don't. 568 00:30:29,530 --> 00:30:30,534 Don't. 569 00:30:30,746 --> 00:30:34,102 - What do mean "don't?". Come on... - What the fuck are you doing? 570 00:30:35,411 --> 00:30:36,414 Seriously, 571 00:30:36,514 --> 00:30:38,382 just fuckin' leave me alone. 572 00:30:40,061 --> 00:30:42,549 - This is bullshit, come on. - What are we... 573 00:30:46,584 --> 00:30:47,915 Come on, I love you. 574 00:30:53,568 --> 00:30:55,034 You're fuckin' crazy. 575 00:30:56,076 --> 00:30:57,291 I'm fuckin' crazy? 576 00:33:16,552 --> 00:33:18,559 Coming through, come on. Let's move it. 577 00:33:18,810 --> 00:33:19,810 Thanks a lot. 578 00:33:25,570 --> 00:33:26,785 Thanks for meeting me. 579 00:33:27,422 --> 00:33:28,908 What was I gonna do, right? 580 00:33:29,343 --> 00:33:30,501 Watch Terrence sleep? 581 00:33:30,727 --> 00:33:33,781 I just couldn't go into that fucking apartment we got. 582 00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:35,942 At least not sober. 583 00:33:40,477 --> 00:33:41,880 Yo, what's up? 584 00:33:44,711 --> 00:33:46,196 Can I get you guys a drink? 585 00:33:48,527 --> 00:33:49,531 We're good. 586 00:33:51,059 --> 00:33:52,350 Hi, my name's Chuck. 587 00:34:07,324 --> 00:34:09,372 You gonna sit there all night, dude? 588 00:34:10,259 --> 00:34:11,262 Or what? 589 00:34:15,068 --> 00:34:16,477 I'm out of here. 590 00:34:17,981 --> 00:34:19,255 Look what you did. 591 00:34:26,997 --> 00:34:28,000 Come on. 592 00:34:29,678 --> 00:34:32,040 - He hasn't called. - He's not gonna call. 593 00:34:32,140 --> 00:34:34,252 And you're not gonna call him. Not gonna call him. 594 00:34:34,368 --> 00:34:36,616 Not only gonna call him but I'm gonna call him again 595 00:34:36,716 --> 00:34:38,339 and I'm gonna keep on calling him. 596 00:34:38,549 --> 00:34:40,512 Come on, where's your fucking pride? 597 00:34:40,669 --> 00:34:41,960 Damn, Jaime, 598 00:34:42,247 --> 00:34:43,694 what has happened to you? 599 00:34:44,890 --> 00:34:46,530 I was gonna get married. 600 00:34:46,649 --> 00:34:48,733 And instead, I'm in this shit-hole. 601 00:34:51,047 --> 00:34:52,668 You need some help. 602 00:34:53,323 --> 00:34:55,877 I have checked everywhere. I've checked IM, text, 603 00:34:55,977 --> 00:34:57,677 my messages, my phone, emails. 604 00:34:57,777 --> 00:35:00,118 It's like he's just completely disappeared and I'm so... 605 00:35:00,218 --> 00:35:02,975 - fucking mad that he... - Okay, I don't know how to handle this. 606 00:35:03,075 --> 00:35:04,166 Okay, I just... 607 00:35:04,296 --> 00:35:06,810 If it was me, I would've slept with someone by now. 608 00:35:06,916 --> 00:35:10,267 But you're not gonna do that. I would've fucked Chuck or whatever. 609 00:35:10,402 --> 00:35:13,739 To feel better than... than this, okay? 610 00:35:13,918 --> 00:35:15,466 Look, you need to see a shrink. 611 00:35:15,566 --> 00:35:18,825 My sister sees a shrink and she hates everybody. 612 00:35:19,354 --> 00:35:20,357 Right? 613 00:35:21,688 --> 00:35:23,308 Come on, let's... 614 00:35:23,636 --> 00:35:26,222 Let's get out of here. This place sucks balls. 615 00:35:34,108 --> 00:35:35,926 I was gonna get you something else but 616 00:35:36,026 --> 00:35:37,839 because of your promotion and... 617 00:35:37,939 --> 00:35:40,157 because you still have a full head of hair, I... 618 00:35:40,263 --> 00:35:41,419 I got you that. 619 00:35:41,661 --> 00:35:42,665 I'm scared. 620 00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:43,844 Open it. 621 00:35:57,169 --> 00:35:58,732 I'm not wearing this, right? 622 00:35:58,899 --> 00:36:00,549 Honey, I didn't know what to do. 623 00:36:00,855 --> 00:36:02,960 Isabella really wanted to get it for you. 624 00:36:05,121 --> 00:36:06,568 I wonder why she picked this. 625 00:36:06,940 --> 00:36:07,943 No clue. 626 00:36:08,139 --> 00:36:09,861 No clue and to tell you truth 627 00:36:09,980 --> 00:36:12,425 I didn't want to dig very deep on that one. 628 00:36:13,852 --> 00:36:16,105 - Is there a receipt? - It's there. 629 00:36:21,892 --> 00:36:23,106 Oh, my God. 630 00:36:24,168 --> 00:36:25,305 Oh, my God, TiVo. 631 00:36:26,293 --> 00:36:27,430 Oh, my G... TiVo. 632 00:36:28,197 --> 00:36:29,335 Was it expensive? 633 00:36:29,868 --> 00:36:30,871 I love it. 634 00:36:40,357 --> 00:36:41,357 Thank you. 635 00:36:50,636 --> 00:36:52,025 Honey, smell my hair. 636 00:36:53,689 --> 00:36:55,696 I think I have steak-hair, don't I? 637 00:36:56,159 --> 00:36:57,355 Smells fine to me. 638 00:36:59,641 --> 00:37:01,243 I think I'm gonna take a shower. 639 00:37:04,732 --> 00:37:05,732 Good. 640 00:37:05,859 --> 00:37:06,859 Good? 641 00:37:07,198 --> 00:37:08,201 Okay. 642 00:37:33,669 --> 00:37:34,692 Over here. 643 00:37:34,942 --> 00:37:35,946 Over here. 644 00:37:39,827 --> 00:37:41,880 This will make you forget about that fucker. 645 00:37:41,980 --> 00:37:43,252 - No. - Yeah. 646 00:37:44,660 --> 00:37:45,758 Be nice, 647 00:37:45,858 --> 00:37:47,892 she's puttin' herself through grad school, man. 648 00:38:01,821 --> 00:38:03,403 Oh, shit. 649 00:38:26,645 --> 00:38:27,648 Thanks. 650 00:38:30,426 --> 00:38:32,413 - I'm sorry. - No, thank you. 651 00:38:45,487 --> 00:38:48,747 You are like a human fucking Valium. 652 00:39:02,766 --> 00:39:03,769 I'm sore. 653 00:39:03,904 --> 00:39:05,158 I'm sorry. 654 00:39:07,215 --> 00:39:09,897 How do those crazy drug-addict girls get pregnant? 655 00:39:10,032 --> 00:39:11,035 How come? 656 00:39:11,583 --> 00:39:12,855 Why them, not me? 657 00:39:13,279 --> 00:39:14,765 Don't, okay? 658 00:39:14,981 --> 00:39:15,984 Okay. 659 00:39:16,303 --> 00:39:17,306 Okay. 660 00:39:23,773 --> 00:39:25,831 We're gonna have an angry baby, now. 661 00:39:26,004 --> 00:39:27,007 You know that. 662 00:39:27,831 --> 00:39:29,539 Angry sex, angry baby. 663 00:39:30,295 --> 00:39:33,787 If that's true, then my parents must've fucked over the phone. 664 00:39:37,424 --> 00:39:40,878 - What does that mean? - I don't know. It's all disconnected. 665 00:39:44,934 --> 00:39:46,343 One good thing is 666 00:39:46,959 --> 00:39:49,413 that we can't be worse parents than our parents. 667 00:39:50,474 --> 00:39:53,270 Just by the law of "you can't be less than the least. " 668 00:39:53,482 --> 00:39:54,875 I think we'd be really good. 669 00:39:54,991 --> 00:39:56,206 - You do? - Yeah. 670 00:39:58,643 --> 00:40:00,032 Who do you think she'll be? 671 00:40:00,476 --> 00:40:01,479 Cute. 672 00:40:02,135 --> 00:40:03,138 No, I mean it. 673 00:40:05,613 --> 00:40:08,854 If she's... And I don't know why I said she, but... 674 00:40:11,933 --> 00:40:14,634 If she's... the best of us, 675 00:40:15,214 --> 00:40:16,738 she'll be unbelievable. 676 00:40:19,517 --> 00:40:20,732 If she's the worst 677 00:40:21,149 --> 00:40:24,876 then at least she'll know she won't be any worse than her parents. 678 00:40:35,163 --> 00:40:37,356 - You wanna watch a movie? - Yeah. 679 00:40:41,178 --> 00:40:42,605 Can it make us cry? 680 00:40:51,704 --> 00:40:54,327 What are we gonna do if we don't get pregnant? 681 00:40:56,338 --> 00:40:57,338 What? 682 00:40:57,869 --> 00:40:59,025 Well, I mean... 683 00:41:00,944 --> 00:41:03,143 What if we don't, what do we do? 684 00:41:05,589 --> 00:41:08,346 You just fucked the shit out of me, swearing the whole time 685 00:41:08,446 --> 00:41:10,045 you were gonna get me pregnant. 686 00:41:10,566 --> 00:41:13,197 And I will, but what if? 687 00:41:13,297 --> 00:41:14,473 What if what? 688 00:41:15,746 --> 00:41:17,347 What? Do you not want this? 689 00:41:17,502 --> 00:41:19,296 Calm down. I'm just asking. 690 00:41:20,485 --> 00:41:21,642 Shitty timing. 691 00:41:25,212 --> 00:41:26,844 God, I'm so sick of this. 692 00:41:28,043 --> 00:41:30,435 Everything I do... It's wrong. 693 00:41:38,549 --> 00:41:39,880 I'm in this too. 694 00:41:46,367 --> 00:41:48,084 I don't know what we do. 695 00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:51,615 You tell me what we do 696 00:41:51,838 --> 00:41:53,227 if we don't get pregnant. 697 00:41:54,654 --> 00:41:56,388 'Cause I don't think about it. 698 00:41:56,527 --> 00:41:57,530 Ever. 699 00:42:09,051 --> 00:42:10,149 You asleep? 700 00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:16,764 No. 701 00:42:18,076 --> 00:42:19,947 What are you thinking about? 702 00:42:22,504 --> 00:42:23,507 Us. 703 00:42:25,535 --> 00:42:26,538 Really? 704 00:42:30,208 --> 00:42:31,405 Nobody else? 705 00:42:32,935 --> 00:42:33,938 No. 706 00:42:51,823 --> 00:42:52,845 This is great. 707 00:42:53,271 --> 00:42:54,274 Come here. 708 00:42:54,429 --> 00:42:56,030 Look at what this thing does. 709 00:42:57,908 --> 00:42:59,104 If you take the... 710 00:43:02,866 --> 00:43:04,062 I love you, honey. 711 00:43:13,310 --> 00:43:14,313 But what? 712 00:43:16,683 --> 00:43:18,285 What do you mean, "but what"? 713 00:43:26,715 --> 00:43:28,030 But what, Dave? 714 00:44:42,230 --> 00:44:43,318 Hey, you've reached Hugo. 715 00:44:43,418 --> 00:44:45,896 Please leave a message after the tone. Thank you. 716 00:44:47,331 --> 00:44:48,489 Are you there? 717 00:44:50,031 --> 00:44:51,031 Hugo. 718 00:44:51,909 --> 00:44:52,909 You there? 719 00:44:55,031 --> 00:44:57,186 I can't stop thinking about you and... 720 00:44:58,050 --> 00:44:59,806 You know, I miss you. 721 00:45:00,178 --> 00:45:01,432 And I need you. 722 00:45:03,269 --> 00:45:04,272 Call me. 723 00:45:06,683 --> 00:45:07,686 I love you. 724 00:45:25,347 --> 00:45:26,658 I'm so sorry. 725 00:45:29,745 --> 00:45:31,076 Fuck me. 726 00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:52,387 Transcript: testexam 727 00:45:52,738 --> 00:45:54,334 Synchro: aSpro5oo 728 00:45:54,384 --> 00:45:58,934 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 48787

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