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Oh, I'm late!
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I am the full-blowndestruction queen
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Light up the match,I'm the gasoline
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Ohh.
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So light up,put your hands up
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Oh, come on.
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Let's start a riot
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Come on. Get out.
Get out. Get out.
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Let's start a riot
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Ooh, ooh, ooh, calling on
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- Achoo!
- Oh!
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Ahh, oh.
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This day could not get
any worse.
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Oh, hey, Ana, you know how
I opened up your fan mail
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and signed autographs for you?
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Oh, yes.
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Look, can you please stop
signing it "smell ya later"?
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Doesn't really sound like me.
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Sure.
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Anyway,
this one has no postage,
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and it's got, like,
creepy photos
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and what appears to be
a mask of your face.
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Both: Whoa.
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Is that what I look like?
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Ana,
you know what this means?
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That I have a stalker?
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Whoa.
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I have a stalker!
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- I know! Congrats.
- Oh, finally.
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[flamenco music]
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Ugh. Ohh.
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Uh.
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Oh, we're... Luis.
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Cut.
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Stay in places
until we fix it.
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[clears throat]
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Well, this is awkward, huh?
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I don't know.
Feels kind of nice.
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Kind of like old times.
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[chuckles]
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Eh, you're right,
a little awkward.
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Just things have been weird
between us
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ever since you and Kelly
broke up,
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and she said
that ridiculous thing.
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What, that I'm too breathy?
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No, there's still something
between you and me.
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[laughs]
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- Well, what if she's right?
- What?
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Oh, um...
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Are you two ready to do
the whole thing again?
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I don't know, Luis.
This is moving a little fast.
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You know, there's so much
baggage between us.
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I'm not sure if I'm ready
to just jump back into it.
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I'm talking about the shot.
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Oh, the shot.
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Yes, yes,
we're ready for the shot.
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I know it sounds crazy,
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and I'm not asking you to just
jump back into
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a relationship with me,
but I...
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I think there's still something
between us.
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Maybe we should talk about it.
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You-you mean, right...
right now?
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Uh, okay.
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How about we meet for coffee
tomorrow before work at 8:00.
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If you show up, we talk.
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If you don't, then no big deal.
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We stay friends.
It won't be weird.
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Okay,
that's a lot to think about.
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But let's say I do come.
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Can we make it 8:15?
I have something at 8:00.
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Actually, if you do come,
can you make it 8:45?
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That will give me time to shower
after I work out.
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You weren't gonna shower
after you worked out?
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You don't even know
if you're coming.
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But if you are,
can you make it 9:00?
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Yeah.
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And... action.
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[muffled upbeat music]
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Is Isaac possessed?
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No, he's working on
a new show idea.
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He knows what it is,
but he won't tell us.
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New show?
What's wrong with this one?
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Roxie,
this is how telenovelas work.
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You do a bunch of episodes,
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and then you jump on
to the next show.
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Oh.
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I want to be on Isaac's
new show.
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Ooh, maybe he's writing one
about a lawyer
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who owns a vineyard.
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Roxie, that's this show.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's why it was in my head.
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If we want good parts,
then we have to make it happen.
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Let's band together on this.
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Come with me.
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But be behind me.
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[muffled upbeat music]
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What?
What did I do?
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I thought that was
a community toothbrush.
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Well, we know you're working
on a new show.
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We just want to remind you
of our many talents.
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I can speak with
a British accent.
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I can tap-dance.
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Hey.
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I know karate.
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Yah!
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Oh, yeah?
Look what I can do.
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[grunting]
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I can't believe Javi admitted
he still has feelings for you.
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I know.
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We were stuck in a parachute,
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and I had the mother
of all wedgies.
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Oh, but it was so romantic.
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I don't like it.
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Mark my words,
if Javi hurts you again
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he will rue the day.
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He will rue it.
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Gael,
I've never seen you like this.
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Drink it in.
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Wow, if Gael's this upset,
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I'm sure you're dying to tell me
what a horrible idea this is.
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Actually, I can't believe
I'm gonna say this,
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but maybe you should just
go for it.
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Javi's not that kid you married.
He's really grown up now.
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But what about James?
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I thought that was still
a possibility someday.
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So did I,
but he went to go find himself,
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and I never heard
from him again.
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That's so weird.
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It's like he fell off
the face of the Earth.
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Okay, your opinions
mean the world to me,
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so tell me what
you're honestly thinking.
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Because on the one hand,
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Javi really hurt me
when we were married.
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- He also...
- On the other hand,
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we've both grown and matured
as people,
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while on the third hand, how
much can people really change?
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On the fourth hand,
the world could end tomorrow,
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and I might end up
regretting it.
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But on the fifth hand,
I could regret regretting it.
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While on the sixth hand,
that guitar,
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on the seventh hand,
the man jewelry,
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on the eighth hand, those eyes,
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while on the ninth hand,
I still have feelings for him.
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Oh, my God.
You guys are right.
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I have to go to this coffee.
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Oh, what would I do
without you?
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I love her,
but she's a lunatic.
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[upbeat music]
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Excuse me.
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Do you mind switching tables?
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It's just, I'm gonna meet
my ex-husband,
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and we might rekindle
our romance,
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and I don't want to do it
next to the trash can.
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Thank you.
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Oh, all right,
I just give this a wipe down.
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Don't you worry.
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Baby our love's a language
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Baby our love's a language
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No, we don't need to saya word
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Say a word
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Baby our love's a language
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Sure, okay.
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I'll watch your laptop,
but don't be too long.
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My ex-husband's gonna be here
in a few minutes.
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I'm getting your signs
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Don't even need to readbetween the lines
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Mimi,
he's obviously not coming.
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I can't believe I fell
for his crap again.
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I'm sorry, Ana.Why don't you just leave?
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I can't; I told some guy
I'd watch his laptop.
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He's been in the bathroom
for so long.
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Oh, someone stole it.
I'm out of here.
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Ooh, I'm gonna kill Javi.
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I'm gonna rip
those luscious lips
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of that chiseled,
perfectly stubbled,
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godlike face.
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Yep, I said it.
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I can't believe he would
ditch me like that.
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I've got to figure out
what happened.
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- Where is he?
- I don't know.
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He didn't show up for work.
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Really?
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Oh, my God.
That explains everything.
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Javi's sick.
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That's why he didn't meet me
for coffee,
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not 'cause he doesn't want to
get back together with me.
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I knew there had to be a reason.
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Maybe Javi has the flu.
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I don't know, Ana.
He seemed okay yesterday,
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but he was wearing
a super-deep V-neck,
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so he could have got a cold.
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Sweetie,
this may be hard to admit,
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but maybe he changed his mind.
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No, it can't be that.
There has to be another reason.
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Because if it's just that
the man who deep down
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I've been in love with
for the past three years
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decided I wasn't worth it,
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it would break my heart
into a million pieces.
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Maybe my stalker took him.
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Totally.
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Yep, your stalker
kidnapped him.
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Oh, this makes so much sense.
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I think we all know
what the obvious next step is.
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You said you had
a life-or-death emergency.
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Yes, yes.
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My ex-husband asked me
to coffee
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to talk about our relationship,
which is a very big deal,
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because we just moved on
from our divorce,
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and he didn't even show up.
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Write that down.
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Good luck with your love life,
ma'am.
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Wh... hey.
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Wait.
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I can't believe he didn't
take me seriously.
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I may just play a cop on TV,
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but this case
has some holes in it.
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Ana, sweetie, maybe it was a
little too fast to jump to stalker.
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Or maybe Javi
is bound and gagged
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and being tortured somewhere.
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Okay, look,
we've got to figure out
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who my stalker is
in case they have Javi.
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You guys in?
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I've never believed
in anything more in my life.
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All right.
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Are we protecting her
or enabling her?
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A little of both.
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Okay, you guys.
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We are, like,
99% sure Javi was kidnapped.
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[all gasp]
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Mm-hmm.
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Now, he was last seen wearing...
actually, I'm not sure,
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so I'm just gonna take
a wild guess and say jeans
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that are way too tight
and a lot of hair product.
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Oh, and the sparkly blouse.
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- Mm, that was yesterday.
- Oh, yeah.
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We need to get this
on milk cartons ASAP.
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Okay?
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I know, it's the most
respectable photo I found.
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We've got to figure out
who my stalker is
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by CSI'ing
all the clues we have.
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Here's everything
my stalker sent me.
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Well, I haven't figured out
the identity of your stalker,
255
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but they made a collage
of your Target receipts.
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How many throw pillows
do you need?
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You only have one couch.
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00:09:35,942 --> 00:09:38,309
Hey, Roxie,
this looks really elaborate.
259
00:09:38,372 --> 00:09:39,338
What have you found out?
260
00:09:39,385 --> 00:09:41,719
Found out?
Not much.
261
00:09:41,783 --> 00:09:44,017
But how cool is this?
262
00:09:44,079 --> 00:09:45,545
I made a flower.
263
00:09:45,599 --> 00:09:47,132
Ana, this is a lot of stuff.
264
00:09:47,186 --> 00:09:48,919
Can you think of anyone who
would hold a grudge against you?
265
00:09:48,976 --> 00:09:50,608
No, people love me.
266
00:09:50,664 --> 00:09:52,397
Uh, my evil twin sister,
267
00:09:52,454 --> 00:09:54,087
when you proved that she was
out to get me.
268
00:09:54,143 --> 00:09:55,709
Kate from "Scientifico Sexy"
269
00:09:55,763 --> 00:09:57,129
when you beat herat her own game.
270
00:09:57,182 --> 00:09:58,448
My ex-husband
when you made sure
271
00:09:58,498 --> 00:09:59,778
that we didn't get back
together.
272
00:09:59,815 --> 00:10:03,550
Your ex-boyfriend/boss
whose heart you broke.
273
00:10:03,631 --> 00:10:06,365
Plus, that guy that you cut
off on your way in this morning,
274
00:10:06,434 --> 00:10:08,301
he said you were bitchy.
275
00:10:08,359 --> 00:10:10,859
Wait, that was me.
Sorry.
276
00:10:10,925 --> 00:10:13,993
Okay, okay, so I may have
stepped on a few toes,
277
00:10:14,065 --> 00:10:15,431
but we've been at this
for hours,
278
00:10:15,483 --> 00:10:17,583
and all we have to show for it
is that I should wear a bra
279
00:10:17,645 --> 00:10:19,645
when I take out the trash.
280
00:10:19,704 --> 00:10:22,405
Guys,
I guess I have to admit it.
281
00:10:22,473 --> 00:10:24,006
Javi's not kidnapped.
282
00:10:24,060 --> 00:10:27,629
He just probably decided
he didn't want to be with me.
283
00:10:27,707 --> 00:10:29,774
I just wasn't ready to face it.
284
00:10:29,835 --> 00:10:32,135
- Ana.
- No, no, it's okay.
285
00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:34,032
I'm just gonna go home
and hang out with that bird
286
00:10:34,089 --> 00:10:35,422
that won't leave my condo.
287
00:10:39,323 --> 00:10:41,056
Hey, hey, hey, Isaac.
288
00:10:41,113 --> 00:10:43,213
Since you've been working
on a new show idea,
289
00:10:43,274 --> 00:10:45,341
it would be very irresponsible
of me
290
00:10:45,401 --> 00:10:46,801
not to show you
my special skills.
291
00:10:50,703 --> 00:10:52,369
Mime. Really?
292
00:10:56,646 --> 00:11:00,682
Okay, that's not bad.
293
00:11:00,766 --> 00:11:01,732
Wait.
[coughs]
294
00:11:01,779 --> 00:11:03,245
I got more stuff.
295
00:11:03,299 --> 00:11:04,965
I feel so bad for Ana.
296
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:09,001
She's probably facedown
in a chicken potpie by now.
297
00:11:09,074 --> 00:11:11,374
Okay, where do you think Javi
really is?
298
00:11:11,437 --> 00:11:14,205
Oh, okay,
I'm just gonna say it.
299
00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:16,394
I think he might have gotten
back together with Kelly.
300
00:11:16,435 --> 00:11:17,667
Are we saying that
out loud now?
301
00:11:17,717 --> 00:11:19,157
'Cause I've been thinking it
all day.
302
00:11:19,204 --> 00:11:20,770
I wish for Ana's sake
it wasn't true,
303
00:11:20,824 --> 00:11:21,957
but, I mean, come on.
304
00:11:22,006 --> 00:11:23,305
Kelly is amazing.
305
00:11:23,357 --> 00:11:26,091
Right? Saving all those orphans
from that burning building.
306
00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:29,428
And she's in incredible shape from
her award-winning samba dancing.
307
00:11:29,502 --> 00:11:32,470
And she worked in a hospital
saving lives.
308
00:11:32,542 --> 00:11:34,476
Hospital?
309
00:11:34,534 --> 00:11:36,668
Samba dancing?
310
00:11:36,729 --> 00:11:37,895
Orphans.
311
00:11:37,945 --> 00:11:39,178
Do you know what this means?
312
00:11:39,228 --> 00:11:41,895
Kelly's way too busy.
She needs to unplug.
313
00:11:41,963 --> 00:11:44,263
No, Kelly has been copying
314
00:11:44,326 --> 00:11:47,027
everything that Ana's
been doing in her shows.
315
00:11:47,095 --> 00:11:48,929
But was Ana ever
a cross-dressing
316
00:11:48,987 --> 00:11:51,688
cruise ship director?
317
00:11:51,756 --> 00:11:52,788
[both gasp]
318
00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:54,537
Does this mean
the stalker is...
319
00:11:54,592 --> 00:11:56,892
Kelly,
what are you doing here?
320
00:11:56,956 --> 00:11:58,755
I heard you were looking
for Javi.
321
00:11:58,814 --> 00:12:01,615
Well, I found him.
322
00:12:01,684 --> 00:12:02,883
[grunting]
323
00:12:02,932 --> 00:12:05,266
Yes, bound and gagged.
I knew it.
324
00:12:07,356 --> 00:12:08,836
I'm sorry.
Did you find him like that?
325
00:12:08,876 --> 00:12:10,309
Or did you do that to him?
326
00:12:10,362 --> 00:12:13,597
Oh, no, my bad.
Yeah, I totally did that to him.
327
00:12:13,671 --> 00:12:14,737
Oh.
328
00:12:14,886 --> 00:12:16,119
Oh.
329
00:12:17,650 --> 00:12:20,051
So wait.
You're my stalker?
330
00:12:20,115 --> 00:12:23,950
We prefer
unrequited best friend.
331
00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:26,967
Why is this happening?
I don't even know you.
332
00:12:27,031 --> 00:12:28,764
Yes, but I know you.
333
00:12:28,821 --> 00:12:31,021
See, my parents worked
all the time.
334
00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:33,584
Literally.
They owned a 24 Hour Fitness.
335
00:12:33,649 --> 00:12:35,516
So I was raised by babysitters,
336
00:12:35,574 --> 00:12:37,841
and they all watched
your telenovelas.
337
00:12:37,904 --> 00:12:40,538
In a way, the one constant
in my life was you.
338
00:12:40,606 --> 00:12:41,905
Aww.
339
00:12:41,956 --> 00:12:43,289
Kelly, just let Ana go.
340
00:12:43,340 --> 00:12:44,406
She doesn't have anything
to do with this.
341
00:12:44,454 --> 00:12:47,155
Ana has everything
to do with this.
342
00:12:47,224 --> 00:12:49,290
You're just a pawn, pretty boy.
343
00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:50,651
Ooh, hoo-hoo.
344
00:12:50,702 --> 00:12:52,602
I don't understand.
What do you want?
345
00:12:52,661 --> 00:12:56,529
To be you, of course, which
is why I copied your shows.
346
00:12:56,611 --> 00:12:58,011
I followed you everywhere.
347
00:12:58,063 --> 00:12:59,329
I went through your trash.
348
00:12:59,381 --> 00:13:01,681
P.S.,
you should really recycle more,
349
00:13:01,744 --> 00:13:03,244
if not for us,
then for the children.
350
00:13:03,297 --> 00:13:05,297
- They are our future.
- Why are you agreeing with her?
351
00:13:05,357 --> 00:13:07,658
Because she has us tied up.
Plus, she has a point.
352
00:13:07,721 --> 00:13:10,322
I did whatever I could
just to be you,
353
00:13:10,388 --> 00:13:11,821
including date Javi,
354
00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:14,141
but it was pretty clear that
he still had feelings for you,
355
00:13:14,204 --> 00:13:16,705
that I would never be enough
for him.
356
00:13:16,770 --> 00:13:19,471
And then I realized
that no matter what I did,
357
00:13:19,539 --> 00:13:21,940
I could actually never
really be you.
358
00:13:22,004 --> 00:13:25,005
So I might have gone
a little bit crazy.
359
00:13:25,078 --> 00:13:27,578
But now I have a new plan.
360
00:13:27,643 --> 00:13:29,810
To let us go? Great.
No harm, no foul.
361
00:13:29,873 --> 00:13:33,374
- We keep this between us.
- No, if I can't be Ana,
362
00:13:33,451 --> 00:13:36,286
I'm gonna be Ana's best friend.
Do you want to be best friends?
363
00:13:36,356 --> 00:13:37,288
Yes.
364
00:13:37,335 --> 00:13:38,500
Yes!
365
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,117
High five.
366
00:13:40,171 --> 00:13:42,238
Low five.
367
00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:45,400
So what do you want to do first,
bestie?
368
00:13:45,473 --> 00:13:48,474
I come homein the morning light
369
00:13:48,546 --> 00:13:53,116
My mother says when you gonnalive your life right?
370
00:13:53,206 --> 00:13:54,739
Okay.
371
00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:56,993
Oh, mother dear,we're not the fortunate ones
372
00:13:57,056 --> 00:14:00,457
And girls,they want to have fun
373
00:14:00,534 --> 00:14:05,270
Oh,girls just want to have fun
374
00:14:05,362 --> 00:14:07,429
375
00:14:07,490 --> 00:14:11,459
That's all they really want
376
00:14:11,542 --> 00:14:15,010
Some fun
377
00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:18,456
When the working dayis done
378
00:14:18,532 --> 00:14:22,367
Oh, girls,they want to have fun
379
00:14:22,449 --> 00:14:26,451
Oh,girls just want to have fun
380
00:14:26,535 --> 00:14:29,636
Yeah, that was so fun,
and not terrifying at all.
381
00:14:29,708 --> 00:14:31,542
Well, I guess that means
we're best friends now.
382
00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:32,699
You know what?
383
00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:34,547
I should probably call Mimi
and tell her
384
00:14:34,606 --> 00:14:36,138
she's no longer my best friend.
385
00:14:36,192 --> 00:14:37,691
Yes, she has a right to know.
386
00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:39,879
Yeah, you're right.
I'll go get your phone.
387
00:14:39,940 --> 00:14:41,573
Okay.
388
00:14:41,629 --> 00:14:43,162
Just in case
I don't survive this,
389
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,916
I want to be buried
in my black jeans.
390
00:14:44,972 --> 00:14:46,452
This might be
our last conversation,
391
00:14:46,492 --> 00:14:47,958
and that's what you want
to talk about?
392
00:14:48,011 --> 00:14:49,177
Besides, those jeans have
too many pockets.
393
00:14:49,226 --> 00:14:50,559
Yeah,
but they're so flattering.
394
00:14:50,611 --> 00:14:52,244
No, they're not.
They hit you weird on the hips.
395
00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:53,432
- Really?
- Here you go.
396
00:14:53,481 --> 00:14:56,149
Heh-heh, thanks, girlfriend.
397
00:14:56,216 --> 00:14:59,150
All right, dialing Mimi.
398
00:15:01,112 --> 00:15:02,278
[telephone rings]
399
00:15:02,329 --> 00:15:04,395
Guys, guys, it's her.
It's her.
400
00:15:04,456 --> 00:15:06,923
Ana. Oh, thank God.
We've been trying to call you.
401
00:15:06,988 --> 00:15:08,588
We know who your stalker is.
It's...
402
00:15:08,643 --> 00:15:12,245
Kelly!
I'm here at my condo with Kelly.
403
00:15:12,323 --> 00:15:13,956
She's my best friend now.
404
00:15:14,011 --> 00:15:16,412
I no longer want to be
your best friend, Mimi,
405
00:15:16,477 --> 00:15:19,111
Because I'm with Kelly now.
406
00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:22,847
So I hope you can take the hint.
407
00:15:22,926 --> 00:15:25,427
Okay.
408
00:15:25,493 --> 00:15:26,759
There, see?
409
00:15:26,809 --> 00:15:28,509
We have to help her.
She's in danger.
410
00:15:28,565 --> 00:15:31,233
She would never say she didn't
want to be my best friend.
411
00:15:31,301 --> 00:15:33,368
Sometimes people
just grow apart.
412
00:15:33,428 --> 00:15:34,961
Good luck with your girlfriend.
413
00:15:37,008 --> 00:15:38,441
The police aren't gonna
help us?
414
00:15:38,493 --> 00:15:39,893
Then we've got to do it
ourselves.
415
00:15:39,912 --> 00:15:41,244
Is there anyone else
we can call for help?
416
00:15:41,296 --> 00:15:42,695
There's no time.
She's in danger.
417
00:15:42,748 --> 00:15:44,915
We have to go now.
Let's save Ana.
418
00:15:44,977 --> 00:15:45,942
[together] Yeah.
419
00:15:45,990 --> 00:15:47,122
I've got to use the bathroom.
420
00:15:47,171 --> 00:15:48,571
- Oh, me too.
- Yep.
421
00:15:48,623 --> 00:15:49,923
Okay,
everyone to the bathroom,
422
00:15:49,975 --> 00:15:51,074
then we go save Ana.
423
00:15:51,122 --> 00:15:53,656
[together] Yeah.
424
00:15:53,723 --> 00:15:55,422
Now that Mimi's out
and you're in,
425
00:15:55,479 --> 00:15:57,612
we should go out and celebrate
in public,
426
00:15:57,674 --> 00:15:59,106
where a lot of people
can see us.
427
00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:00,626
- Sure.
- Okay.
428
00:16:00,679 --> 00:16:02,439
We should probably
kill Javi first, though,
429
00:16:02,469 --> 00:16:03,634
and then we can skedaddle.
430
00:16:03,684 --> 00:16:05,117
Both: What?
431
00:16:05,170 --> 00:16:07,237
Well, he's the only thing
that could come between us.
432
00:16:07,297 --> 00:16:09,531
Wait, how do you feel about
Sandy Bullock?
433
00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:10,893
Oh,
she's a national treasure.
434
00:16:10,945 --> 00:16:12,244
Oh, great.
435
00:16:12,295 --> 00:16:14,195
Well, then, yeah,
he's definitely the only thing
436
00:16:14,254 --> 00:16:15,253
that could come between us.
437
00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:17,133
- Ahh!
- No.
438
00:16:17,191 --> 00:16:19,759
[both grunting]
439
00:16:19,825 --> 00:16:22,392
Oh, my God, it's like you're
the exact same strength as me.
440
00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:24,726
I've been doing
your exercise video for years.
441
00:16:24,789 --> 00:16:26,155
- Oh, the abs?
- Yeah.
442
00:16:26,207 --> 00:16:27,473
It's totally working for you.
443
00:16:27,524 --> 00:16:28,523
I know.
444
00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:30,104
Argh.
445
00:16:30,158 --> 00:16:32,826
Ahh!
446
00:16:32,893 --> 00:16:34,092
Not the face, please.
447
00:16:34,143 --> 00:16:35,442
No, no.
448
00:16:35,493 --> 00:16:39,395
No, if you're gonna kill him,
you have to kill me first.
449
00:16:39,477 --> 00:16:42,612
No, no, please, please,
please, please.
450
00:16:42,685 --> 00:16:45,019
451
00:16:45,083 --> 00:16:46,283
So what's the plan?
452
00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:47,966
We go in there,
we take out the kidnappers,
453
00:16:48,021 --> 00:16:50,021
we rescue Javi, and then we all
go out for ice cream.
454
00:16:50,081 --> 00:16:51,914
- What about Ana?
- Sure, if we have time.
455
00:16:51,972 --> 00:16:54,506
The strongest, baddest person
should go up there first.
456
00:16:54,572 --> 00:16:55,705
[together] Mimi.
457
00:16:55,754 --> 00:16:57,621
Me? Oh, you're right.
You all are wusses.
458
00:16:57,679 --> 00:17:00,980
[both grunting]
459
00:17:01,056 --> 00:17:03,590
Ana, Ana...
460
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:06,190
Come on, Ana.
You can take her.
461
00:17:06,255 --> 00:17:08,122
No, don't... don't say that.
462
00:17:08,180 --> 00:17:09,680
This is my weapon,
a wine backpack?
463
00:17:09,734 --> 00:17:11,233
This is the only thing
I had in my trunk.
464
00:17:11,287 --> 00:17:12,453
Have you ever used it?
465
00:17:12,503 --> 00:17:13,636
All the time.
466
00:17:13,685 --> 00:17:15,351
It's got a cheese port
and two wine glasses.
467
00:17:15,407 --> 00:17:17,073
Oh, I love it.
That's incredible.
468
00:17:17,128 --> 00:17:18,428
- Where did you buy it?
- Okay.
469
00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:21,514
Ahh!
470
00:17:21,586 --> 00:17:22,952
Wait. Wait.
471
00:17:23,004 --> 00:17:24,684
Are you really gonna kill
your best friend?
472
00:17:24,727 --> 00:17:27,127
Well, we've only been best
friends for, like, 20 minutes.
473
00:17:27,192 --> 00:17:28,224
I'll get over it.
474
00:17:28,272 --> 00:17:29,505
Argh!
Ahh!
475
00:17:29,555 --> 00:17:31,288
[seagull squawking]
476
00:17:31,345 --> 00:17:34,045
What is this?
477
00:17:34,114 --> 00:17:35,647
Ahh!
[both gasp]
478
00:17:35,701 --> 00:17:37,167
Let's go save Ana.
479
00:17:37,220 --> 00:17:38,653
- Whoo!
- Oh!
480
00:17:40,698 --> 00:17:42,665
Or that could happen.
481
00:17:44,123 --> 00:17:50,197
Advertise your product or brand here
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482
00:17:51,716 --> 00:17:52,782
both: Told ya.
483
00:18:01,307 --> 00:18:05,642
Hey, that was pretty scary
stuff back there, huh?
484
00:18:05,696 --> 00:18:08,197
I didn't know how crazy
Kelly is.
485
00:18:08,229 --> 00:18:09,862
You know what was crazy?
486
00:18:09,884 --> 00:18:11,685
You were gonna let her kill you
to protect me.
487
00:18:13,091 --> 00:18:14,724
Look, Javi,
I really need to know
488
00:18:14,746 --> 00:18:16,780
so I can move on either way.
489
00:18:16,806 --> 00:18:18,405
Were you gonna show up
to coffee?
490
00:18:18,426 --> 00:18:20,326
Yes, I was.
491
00:18:20,351 --> 00:18:22,351
The only thing that could have
kept me away from you
492
00:18:22,377 --> 00:18:24,010
was a knife-wielding maniac.
493
00:18:24,032 --> 00:18:25,732
Although I was running late,
494
00:18:25,754 --> 00:18:28,054
because I was parallel parking,
and someone was watching,
495
00:18:28,084 --> 00:18:30,618
but I was gonna be there.
496
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:35,170
I can't stop thinking about you,
Ana, about us.
497
00:18:35,210 --> 00:18:38,177
Me too.
498
00:18:39,194 --> 00:18:40,326
How do you have your guitar?
499
00:18:40,342 --> 00:18:42,843
I always have it.
I actually wrote you a song.
500
00:18:42,875 --> 00:18:44,641
I was gonna sing it for you
at the coffee shop.
501
00:18:44,664 --> 00:18:46,264
I mean, I know how much
you hate my guitar,
502
00:18:46,285 --> 00:18:47,885
so I don't have to;
I really don't have to.
503
00:18:47,906 --> 00:18:49,538
Sing the damn song, Javi.
504
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:50,793
[light guitar music]
505
00:18:50,810 --> 00:18:55,810
I think about you
from time to time
506
00:18:56,956 --> 00:19:01,956
I think you
every single night
507
00:19:02,899 --> 00:19:07,899
And even though you'll never
hear these words from me
508
00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:11,841
It's you
509
00:19:11,881 --> 00:19:15,849
It always was
510
00:19:15,899 --> 00:19:18,600
It will always be
511
00:19:20,964 --> 00:19:25,964
Eee-eee, ee-eee
512
00:19:26,198 --> 00:19:31,198
Eee-eee-eee-eee-hee
513
00:19:32,378 --> 00:19:36,180
_
514
00:19:36,227 --> 00:19:38,060
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515
00:19:38,084 --> 00:19:43,084
Hee-hee, hee-hee
516
00:19:43,555 --> 00:19:46,522
Eee-eee
517
00:19:46,661 --> 00:19:49,529
Eee-eee
518
00:19:49,566 --> 00:19:52,600
Eee-eee-eee
519
00:19:52,638 --> 00:19:56,776
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520
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I do.
521
00:20:02,754 --> 00:20:04,253
James.
522
00:20:04,273 --> 00:20:08,008
That's right, Ana.
I'm back from the dead.
523
00:20:08,054 --> 00:20:09,187
You died?
524
00:20:09,203 --> 00:20:10,902
I fell off a mountain.
525
00:20:10,925 --> 00:20:13,526
I was buried in snow for days.
It took me weeks to recover.
526
00:20:13,559 --> 00:20:15,993
Weren't you wondering why
you didn't hear from me?
527
00:20:16,024 --> 00:20:18,591
The first thing I did
when I got back to Miami
528
00:20:18,624 --> 00:20:21,158
was get me a snow cone.
529
00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:26,265
Ana, the only thing
that kept me alive out there
530
00:20:26,289 --> 00:20:28,222
was the thought
of getting back to you.
531
00:20:30,308 --> 00:20:31,474
Ana, what does this mean?
532
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:33,940
I don't know.
533
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