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Oh, my God.
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Officers, what's going on? You can tell me.
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I have my finger on the pulse
of everything that happens here.
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Oh, these are costumes. We're just extras.
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Oh. Oh, right. I knew that.
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Ana, how long have you worked here?
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You still don't know the difference between
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what's real and what's fake?
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Please, I can tell the difference.
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[shouting]
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Like, they are just rehearsing.
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- [laughs] Good morning!
- Missed you at yoga today.
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- Prop martini?
- Sure.
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Uh, real blind man. Fake pregnant woman.
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- Real plant, fake butt.
- Mm-hmm.
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Real baby!
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Fake baby.
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-
I know what I want
-
I know what I want
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Okay, watch the feathers.
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I know what I want
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh
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- Good morning.
- Morning!
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- Just fixing your mic.
- Thanks, Marcos.
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- Oh, can I have some?
- No!
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Sorry, I have a cold.
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Oh, thanks for telling me.
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I don't want to catch any of your germs.
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- Action!
- [Soft Latin music]
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So much for not catching germs.
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- Whoa!
- Ooh!
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[all gasp]
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- Cut!
- Guys, calm down. It's not real.
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Help...
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Oh! Yeah! It's real!
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- Super real!
- Oh!
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[flamenco music]
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Okay, everybody. Gather
round. Morning announcements.
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I have an update on Marcos after his fall.
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- He's no longer with us.
- [All gasp]
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- This week. This week, guys.
- [All sigh]
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Oh, my God, you guys are so
quick to gasp on this show.
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- [gasps] Ah!
- [All gasp]
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Okay, come on. You got to stop that.
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[all sigh]
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- Isaac.
- Ah!
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Sorry, I'm a little bit jumpy.
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Marcos's fall was just the first.
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Accidents on this show
always happen in threes.
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[grunting] Ah!
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Ah!
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[screams]
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And I'm always one of them.
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Oh, no. I need to be careful.
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I'm very clumsy.
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None of my teeth are real.
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[tapping]
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You need three random dudes
to help you toast a bagel?
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[snorts] That's my manager, my assistant,
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and my security guard.
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[laughs] That's your uncle, your neighbor,
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and Kevin from your old boy band.
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- What's up, Kevin?
- Hi.
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I just think it's silly
you can't go anywhere
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without an entourage.
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Really? 'Cause I never see
you without your entourage.
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What are you talking about?
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Well, you used to say it all
the time when we were married.
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She's your personal
assistant. He's your hype man.
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- What?
- [scoffs] Hold this.
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- You're crazy.
- Go, Ana. That's right.
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- You do you.
- Mm-hmm.
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Mm, no, that way. It's this way.
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- [snorts]
- [snorts]
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[snorts]
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What's going on here?
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I never thought I would say this,
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but my pants are too tight.
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[sighs]
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Hey, Xavi, you psyched to rehearse
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for our big scene tomorrow?
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I kidnap you, break your
arm, and throw you in a well.
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Fun!
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Yeah, I'm not really into rehearsing.
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I just don't like to overthink things.
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You should have heard
Mr. Go With The Flow's
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improvised wedding vows.
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"Let's give it up for Ana!
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Let's give it up for Aunt Mary.
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Let's give it up for the priest!"
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Heh, we gave it up for everyone.
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Look, it works for me.
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Even in my first big
break, I was in a boy band.
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The Basta Boys! Or whatever.
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Oh, maybe you know our big song.
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Girl, I want to say hola, hola
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But all you say is adios
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Oh, I used to hate that song!
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Till it paid for my bathroom remodel.
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When I auditioned, I
didn't know the dance moves.
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I didn't know the songs.
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I just went in with baby girl here.
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We did our thing.
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And I got the last spot in the band.
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I guess things just come easy to me.
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Well, this is not a boy band.
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This is important work.
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And since you're in the show now,
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you have to take it seriously.
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All right. All right.
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If it means that much
to you, I'll rehearse.
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Great. Come by my place later.
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But first, my eyebrow coach is here.
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Whoa, you have an eyebrow coach?
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[whip cracks]
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Oh, wow. He's good.
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Ooh, Ana.
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I want to talk to you about what Xavi said.
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Did you just eat something out of your bra?
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Mm, a mint. Want one?
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Well, I'm trying to decide
how disgusting that is.
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Eh, I've eaten worse out of worse.
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Everyone here's so
grabby, I decided to hide
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the things that were important to me...
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my mints, my lip gloss, my phone charger.
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It's like my bra pocketbook.
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Ah, your bra-cketbook.
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- [laughs]
- Both: Nailed it!
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Hey, I want to talk to
you about what Xavi said.
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About what?
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You know I'm not your
personal assistant, right?
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- Of course you're not.
- Mm, okay.
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So you never joked to Xavi about it?
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No... I mean, maybe, like, once or twice.
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Ana!
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Ana's gone and done it this time.
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What are you doing here?
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Came for the fitting,
staying for the fight.
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- We're not fighting.
- Yes.
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Mimi's just an amazing
friend who does nice things.
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Nothing to talk about.
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Okay, well, there is kind
of something to talk about
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if you're making fun of me for it.
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Zing! Point, Mimi.
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Ow!
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- Let's talk about this later.
- We're talking about it now.
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- With her here?
- Boom!
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- Ana goes down for the count.
- Okay, you know what?
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- That's it.
- Wait a minute.
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We're just getting started here, ladies.
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- No.
- What is... hey! That's not fair!
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Out.
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- All right, look.
- Ana! Open this door!
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It's important to you,
it's important to me.
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Why don't we talk about it during lunch?
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Thank you for taking it seriously.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Both: Mm.
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[sighs]
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What are you looking at?
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Nice hat, dummy.
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Roxie, don't sit there.
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[gasps] What is that?
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That's the "Trapped in the Well" set.
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Roxie, this stage is super dangerous.
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There's this well, the torture room.
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Last week, we had a panther.
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- Did anyone ever find him?
- No.
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If we're gonna survive this, we
have to look out for each other.
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So if a guy was behind
you with a giant cactus,
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I should warn you?
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Yes.
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Are you warning me right now?
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Not yet... duck!
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Oy.
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Sorry I'm late, dude.
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I couldn't figure out
the code to your gate.
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- It's just a handle.
- Ho! What?
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There's a pool party?
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This is Miami. There's always a pool party.
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You know, it's too noisy down here.
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Let's head up to my place to rehearse.
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Hot girls, a barbecue.
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Is that Chris Bosh?
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Yeah, he lives on my floor.
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Hey, Bosh!
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When am I gonna get my measuring cups back?
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When I finish my Boston cream pie.
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Family recipe. It's really good.
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Man, I want to be a DJ. That's so cool.
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[laughs] You know, I know you lucked into
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being a Basta Boy, but
you cannot just be a DJ.
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It's harder than it looks.
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Trust me; I went to DJ camp.
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[hip-hop music]
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You know, it's not as easy as, like,
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wicka-wicka... what?
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[dance music]
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Ooh, your body, body
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Pants still too tight? I'll get it.
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Oh! I am so sore.
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Oh, I shouldn't have gone to spin class.
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- Spin class?
- Oh.
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Is that where you were?
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I waited at lunch for you for over an hour.
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I had to listen to Gustavo talk about
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his scrotal reduction surgery.
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- You don't get coffee.
- That was my coffee.
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I'll get you another
coffee. Ana, what the hell?
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You knew this talk was important to me.
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Well, if it makes you feel any better,
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my spin class was so hard.
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I'm glad you had a bad spin class.
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Are you gonna fight?
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- No!
- Yes.
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We are?
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Ana, I'm tired of you acting
like my feelings don't matter.
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Well, can't we just forget that I did that?
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No, nobody's forgetting anything.
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[all gasp]
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Ana!
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I hate these pants!
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- [monitor beeping]
- Ana? Ana?
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What happened?
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A light fell and hit your head.
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- Am I okay?
- [Flatline droning]
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Oh, my God. Am I dead?
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You seem okay. Do you remember your name?
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Ana knows her name is Ana.
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You guys are kind of
giving away the answers.
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Does she have amnesia?
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Do you know what year it is?
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Do you know what year it is?
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Amnesia's no joke. My
character has it, I think.
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I don't remember.
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She doesn't have amnesia.
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You guys have been working
in telenovelas too long.
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You're desensitized to crazy things.
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I'm gonna get you some ice, honey, okay?
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All right, everybody.
Give her space. Let's go.
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Come on.
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That was the second accident.
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Do you know what that means?
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There's only one accident left.
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So one of us will be spared.
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Both: Good luck.
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Jinx.
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I'm Gael, and I'm gay.
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Gael, I know you're gay.
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I don't have amnesia.
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But Mimi's not fighting with me anymore.
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Yeah, she's so worried about
you, she forgot she was mad.
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I wonder how long that's gonna last.
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Why don't you just talk to her?
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You're supposed to be my hype man.
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Go, Ana, keep ignoring
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Do your bad friend thing
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- Mm.
- I'm trying.
259
00:09:02,033 --> 00:09:03,332
I'm just worried if we start talking about
260
00:09:03,334 --> 00:09:04,833
all the things that I've done wrong,
261
00:09:04,835 --> 00:09:07,036
Mimi's gonna realize I'm
not worth being friends with.
262
00:09:07,038 --> 00:09:08,971
That will never happen, but at some point,
263
00:09:08,973 --> 00:09:11,106
she's gonna remember she's mad at you.
264
00:09:11,108 --> 00:09:13,809
Unless I do have amnesia.
265
00:09:13,811 --> 00:09:16,478
Ana, don't. Mimi will know you are lying.
266
00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:20,182
I am an actor. I know how to fake amnesia.
267
00:09:20,184 --> 00:09:21,417
Here you go, Ana.
268
00:09:21,419 --> 00:09:23,952
Ana? Who's Ana?
269
00:09:23,954 --> 00:09:26,922
[upbeat music]
270
00:09:26,924 --> 00:09:31,928
271
00:09:32,890 --> 00:09:35,558
Come on, Bosh. Second
time is not an accident.
272
00:09:35,560 --> 00:09:36,892
No, it is not.
273
00:09:36,894 --> 00:09:38,360
This is ridiculous.
274
00:09:41,899 --> 00:09:43,632
- Yes.
- Excuse me.
275
00:09:43,634 --> 00:09:46,569
Dude, I'm killing this. Check this out.
276
00:09:46,571 --> 00:09:48,137
I bring the music down.
277
00:09:48,139 --> 00:09:49,171
All: Aw!
278
00:09:49,173 --> 00:09:51,040
And then I bring it up and...
279
00:09:51,042 --> 00:09:52,341
[crowd cheering]
280
00:09:52,343 --> 00:09:54,009
This dude is awesome!
281
00:09:54,011 --> 00:09:55,711
Okay, enough DJ shenanigans.
282
00:09:55,713 --> 00:09:57,913
Whoo! DJ Shenanigans.
That's gonna be my name.
283
00:09:57,915 --> 00:10:00,115
Xavi, you were supposed
to come over to rehearse.
284
00:10:00,117 --> 00:10:01,450
You're not taking this seriously.
285
00:10:01,452 --> 00:10:03,419
You're taking this too seriously.
286
00:10:03,541 --> 00:10:06,542
You're at a party, man.
You got to have fun.
287
00:10:06,544 --> 00:10:08,877
Raise your hands if you think I'm right!
288
00:10:08,879 --> 00:10:11,046
All: Whoo!
289
00:10:11,048 --> 00:10:14,016
You were my least favorite Basta Boy.
290
00:10:14,018 --> 00:10:16,051
[grunts]
291
00:10:17,288 --> 00:10:19,088
Ana, how are you feeling?
292
00:10:19,350 --> 00:10:21,817
Uh, I'm Paulo, the PA.
293
00:10:21,819 --> 00:10:24,486
Paulo. That's a nice name.
294
00:10:24,488 --> 00:10:26,855
Uh, I'm fine, except for the amnesia.
295
00:10:26,857 --> 00:10:29,324
I can't remember how to put gas in my car.
296
00:10:29,326 --> 00:10:32,027
- Oh, no problem. I'm on it.
- Oh, thanks.
297
00:10:32,069 --> 00:10:34,436
This is so fun. Everyone
thinks I have amnesia.
298
00:10:34,438 --> 00:10:35,437
Hey, not everybody.
299
00:10:35,439 --> 00:10:37,072
So your brain still broken?
300
00:10:37,074 --> 00:10:39,374
Yeah, Dr. Ramirez even said so.
301
00:10:39,376 --> 00:10:42,110
Dr. Ramirez is our part-time set medic.
302
00:10:42,112 --> 00:10:44,246
Last week, she called blood "yucky."
303
00:10:44,248 --> 00:10:46,815
Well, I wouldn't know. I have amnesia.
304
00:10:46,817 --> 00:10:48,884
Are we really doing this?
305
00:10:50,221 --> 00:10:51,987
All right.
306
00:10:51,989 --> 00:10:53,288
Does Ana really have amnesia?
307
00:10:53,290 --> 00:10:55,491
[disgusted sigh] Apparently.
308
00:10:55,493 --> 00:10:56,992
How tragic.
309
00:10:56,994 --> 00:10:59,862
Ana, dear. It's me, Isabella.
310
00:10:59,864 --> 00:11:01,163
Your idol.
311
00:11:01,165 --> 00:11:05,000
Ah, let me guess. You play
the grandma on the show?
312
00:11:05,002 --> 00:11:06,168
Funny.
313
00:11:06,170 --> 00:11:07,936
That's why we're such good friends.
314
00:11:07,938 --> 00:11:09,605
In fact, right before you lost your memory,
315
00:11:09,607 --> 00:11:11,940
you promised me your parking
space right at the front door.
316
00:11:11,942 --> 00:11:13,542
So thoughtful.
317
00:11:13,904 --> 00:11:16,738
Uh, that doesn't sound like
something Ana would say.
318
00:11:16,740 --> 00:11:18,907
Yeah, well, this guy seems
to really know me well,
319
00:11:18,909 --> 00:11:20,375
so let's just go with what he said.
320
00:11:20,377 --> 00:11:22,377
Or we just might have to trust Isabella
321
00:11:22,379 --> 00:11:23,745
that she remembers correctly,
322
00:11:23,747 --> 00:11:27,949
unless you remember it differently.
323
00:11:27,951 --> 00:11:29,718
No.
324
00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:32,154
Enjoy the spot.
325
00:11:34,238 --> 00:11:36,037
I'm Isaac. I'm the writer.
326
00:11:36,039 --> 00:11:38,406
And I don't owe you any money.
327
00:11:38,408 --> 00:11:41,676
- Okay.
- [giggles]
328
00:11:41,678 --> 00:11:45,547
Hey, Gustavo, um, before
Ana lost her memory,
329
00:11:45,549 --> 00:11:48,116
didn't she promise to give you a massage?
330
00:11:48,118 --> 00:11:50,319
Did she?
331
00:11:50,321 --> 00:11:51,353
I guess so.
332
00:11:51,355 --> 00:11:53,555
[sighs]
333
00:11:53,757 --> 00:11:54,790
Let's do it.
334
00:11:54,792 --> 00:11:56,858
Uh, wait.
335
00:12:06,670 --> 00:12:07,936
Oh!
336
00:12:07,938 --> 00:12:10,105
Ohhhhh.
337
00:12:10,107 --> 00:12:11,373
[forced laugh]
338
00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:14,510
- Looks like you won this round.
- Yep.
339
00:12:14,512 --> 00:12:17,513
- [moans]
- Oh, I'm not even touching you!
340
00:12:19,283 --> 00:12:20,916
Has anyone seen my guitar?
341
00:12:20,918 --> 00:12:23,986
Looks like I finally found something
342
00:12:23,988 --> 00:12:25,120
you take seriously.
343
00:12:25,122 --> 00:12:27,055
- What did you do?
- Oh, don't worry.
344
00:12:27,057 --> 00:12:28,790
Your precious guitar is safe.
345
00:12:28,792 --> 00:12:30,192
But good luck finding her.
346
00:12:30,194 --> 00:12:32,194
You're holding baby girl hostage?
347
00:12:32,196 --> 00:12:33,428
You can't do this!
348
00:12:33,430 --> 00:12:35,797
[evil laughter] Oh, but I did.
349
00:12:35,799 --> 00:12:38,867
[maniacal laughter]
350
00:12:41,538 --> 00:12:43,672
- [clears throat]
- Right. Right.
351
00:12:43,674 --> 00:12:45,807
Sorry.
352
00:12:45,809 --> 00:12:47,843
- [flamenco guitar flourish]
- [cat meows]
353
00:12:54,644 --> 00:12:57,312
Yes!
354
00:13:01,532 --> 00:13:04,099
Hey, I went online and looked up amnesia.
355
00:13:04,101 --> 00:13:05,334
You did?
356
00:13:05,336 --> 00:13:06,802
Actually, I went online
to find sexy pictures
357
00:13:06,804 --> 00:13:07,836
of Michael Strahan.
358
00:13:07,838 --> 00:13:08,971
But while I was there,
359
00:13:08,973 --> 00:13:11,073
I read that memory loss
due to head injuries
360
00:13:11,075 --> 00:13:14,009
is pretty common, so on
the off-off-off chance
361
00:13:14,011 --> 00:13:16,278
that there's some truth
to this, I trust you.
362
00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:18,847
I'm just glad you're okay.
363
00:13:18,949 --> 00:13:20,782
- Well, thank you.
- You need a ride home?
364
00:13:20,784 --> 00:13:22,050
You probably shouldn't be driving.
365
00:13:22,052 --> 00:13:24,019
Yeah, let me just get my stuff.
366
00:13:24,021 --> 00:13:27,789
Hey, do you have a bra
mint? My breath is not great.
367
00:13:29,159 --> 00:13:30,759
You're lying.
368
00:13:30,761 --> 00:13:33,495
No, seriously, all I had
for dinner was hummus.
369
00:13:33,497 --> 00:13:35,764
I told you about my
bra-cketbook this morning,
370
00:13:35,766 --> 00:13:37,633
before you hit your head.
371
00:13:37,635 --> 00:13:39,968
You don't have amnesia.
372
00:13:39,970 --> 00:13:42,971
Who are you? Where am I?
373
00:13:42,973 --> 00:13:45,874
Ow! Oh, you're blind now too? Stop it!
374
00:13:46,056 --> 00:13:48,457
You start the morning by calling
me your personal assistant,
375
00:13:48,459 --> 00:13:50,826
and then you blow me off and
spend the day lying to me.
376
00:13:50,828 --> 00:13:54,062
We are having this out right now.
377
00:13:54,064 --> 00:13:56,398
No, we're not! Nuh-uh!
378
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:57,732
Seriously?
379
00:14:02,346 --> 00:14:03,980
Get back here!
380
00:14:04,282 --> 00:14:06,215
You know I can't run with these things.
381
00:14:09,237 --> 00:14:11,871
Ana. Ana!
382
00:14:11,873 --> 00:14:14,173
- Oh!
- Ana!
383
00:14:14,175 --> 00:14:17,877
[chuckles] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
384
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:20,613
- Ana?
- [shrieks]
385
00:14:20,615 --> 00:14:23,949
- [thud]
- Get back here. Ana!
386
00:14:25,186 --> 00:14:27,953
I hate how small you are.
387
00:14:27,955 --> 00:14:30,222
Okay, fine. Be a baby.
388
00:14:30,224 --> 00:14:32,258
- I'm going home.
- Yes!
389
00:14:34,529 --> 00:14:36,228
Uh-oh.
390
00:14:36,230 --> 00:14:38,631
Hello?
391
00:14:38,633 --> 00:14:40,499
Can someone get me out of here?
392
00:14:40,501 --> 00:14:42,601
[door slams]
393
00:14:42,603 --> 00:14:44,036
Mimi?
394
00:14:44,038 --> 00:14:47,773
[yelling]
395
00:14:47,775 --> 00:14:49,308
Did you hear something?
396
00:14:49,310 --> 00:14:50,443
Nah.
397
00:14:50,445 --> 00:14:53,045
It's probably just the panther.
398
00:14:53,047 --> 00:14:55,548
Okay, this is Rodrigo's dressing
room. We're gonna break in.
399
00:14:55,550 --> 00:14:57,616
We're gonna grab my
guitar, and we're gonna go.
400
00:14:57,618 --> 00:14:59,085
Hola
401
00:14:59,087 --> 00:15:01,987
Wanna say hola, hola
402
00:15:01,989 --> 00:15:03,589
But all you say is adios
403
00:15:03,591 --> 00:15:06,459
I just want to give you
one more beso... mwa!
404
00:15:06,461 --> 00:15:08,627
- What he hell?
-
Hola, ho...
405
00:15:08,929 --> 00:15:10,362
This is not what it looks like.
406
00:15:10,364 --> 00:15:13,632
Good, 'cause I'm not
sure what that looks like.
407
00:15:13,634 --> 00:15:15,834
Okay. Okay.
408
00:15:15,836 --> 00:15:17,870
[grunts]
409
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:20,673
Ah!
410
00:15:22,043 --> 00:15:23,909
I got it!
411
00:15:23,911 --> 00:15:25,878
[laughs]
412
00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:27,613
Ah!
413
00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:30,483
I was supposed to be a Basta Boy.
414
00:15:30,485 --> 00:15:32,852
I spent months learning
those songs, dances,
415
00:15:32,854 --> 00:15:34,020
the hair flip.
416
00:15:34,022 --> 00:15:35,788
That part was mine.
417
00:15:35,790 --> 00:15:37,390
But instead, they chose some little punk
418
00:15:37,392 --> 00:15:38,558
who didn't even care.
419
00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:40,259
Classic Kevin.
420
00:15:40,261 --> 00:15:41,994
It was you.
421
00:15:41,996 --> 00:15:43,696
My dream was to be on that stage,
422
00:15:43,698 --> 00:15:48,100
crowd cheering as I hip, hip, elbow, trust!
423
00:15:48,402 --> 00:15:49,535
Good thrust.
424
00:15:49,537 --> 00:15:50,836
You know, it's just not fair
425
00:15:50,838 --> 00:15:52,338
that I have to work so hard at things
426
00:15:52,340 --> 00:15:53,372
and they come so easy to you.
427
00:15:53,374 --> 00:15:54,940
Man, I'm sorry.
428
00:15:54,942 --> 00:15:57,343
I'm sorry I didn't take that
rehearsal stuff seriously.
429
00:15:57,345 --> 00:15:59,211
I'll get better at that.
430
00:15:59,213 --> 00:16:01,413
I'm sorry I stole your guitar.
431
00:16:02,416 --> 00:16:03,682
Come on.
432
00:16:03,884 --> 00:16:06,385
I'm not gonna let your
hard work go to waste.
433
00:16:06,387 --> 00:16:08,053
I'm also sorry I slashed your tires.
434
00:16:08,055 --> 00:16:09,722
- Sorry, what?
- What?
435
00:16:11,559 --> 00:16:15,394
All I want to say is hola, hola
436
00:16:15,396 --> 00:16:17,029
But all you say is adios
437
00:16:17,031 --> 00:16:18,997
I want to give you one more beso
438
00:16:18,999 --> 00:16:20,466
Mwa!
439
00:16:20,548 --> 00:16:22,781
Ana?
440
00:16:22,783 --> 00:16:25,317
Oh, my God! You found me!
441
00:16:25,319 --> 00:16:27,453
I'm in here!
442
00:16:27,455 --> 00:16:29,788
[gasps] You came back for me!
443
00:16:29,790 --> 00:16:32,358
Yes, I could psychically
tell you were in trouble.
444
00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:34,286
- Really?
- No.
445
00:16:34,288 --> 00:16:35,420
I came back to steal snacks.
446
00:16:35,422 --> 00:16:36,889
The kids have a soccer game this weekend.
447
00:16:36,891 --> 00:16:38,790
Oh, either way. Get me out of here.
448
00:16:38,792 --> 00:16:41,627
No, not until we have this fight.
449
00:16:41,879 --> 00:16:43,879
All I want to say is hola, hola
450
00:16:43,881 --> 00:16:45,847
No, no, no. Don't avoid
me. We are doing this.
451
00:16:45,849 --> 00:16:47,783
Right here, right now. Right here... whoo!
452
00:16:47,885 --> 00:16:49,585
[thud]
453
00:16:49,587 --> 00:16:50,886
- Ah.
- Wow.
454
00:16:50,888 --> 00:16:53,589
This is way smaller than it looks.
455
00:16:53,591 --> 00:16:55,391
Okay, you ready to talk?
456
00:16:55,393 --> 00:16:56,825
[cries]
457
00:16:56,827 --> 00:16:58,027
- What are you... what...
- [sniffles]
458
00:16:58,029 --> 00:17:00,129
Are you crying? Why are you crying?
459
00:17:00,131 --> 00:17:03,065
I can't lose you, Mimi.
460
00:17:03,067 --> 00:17:05,534
You held my hand through my divorce.
461
00:17:05,536 --> 00:17:07,770
You're the only one who
knows my true cup size.
462
00:17:07,772 --> 00:17:10,339
- Both: Big A, small B.
- Mm-hmm.
463
00:17:10,341 --> 00:17:12,508
You're the most important
person in the world to me.
464
00:17:12,510 --> 00:17:14,743
Then why have you been avoiding me all day?
465
00:17:14,745 --> 00:17:16,745
Because I'm afraid if
we start talking about
466
00:17:16,747 --> 00:17:18,380
all the dumb stuff I do, you're gonna think
467
00:17:18,382 --> 00:17:20,749
I'm a horrible person and leave me.
468
00:17:21,011 --> 00:17:23,345
Ana, that's insane. You're my best friend.
469
00:17:23,347 --> 00:17:24,947
I would never leave you.
470
00:17:24,949 --> 00:17:26,915
- You're my best friend.
- Mm.
471
00:17:26,917 --> 00:17:31,320
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Oh, just... right... Mm.
472
00:17:31,322 --> 00:17:32,754
- Let's just get out of here.
- Okay.
473
00:17:32,756 --> 00:17:35,557
Let me call Gael. Hold on. Okay.
474
00:17:35,559 --> 00:17:38,594
[smash] Oh!
475
00:17:38,596 --> 00:17:42,464
I think we're stuck in here all night.
476
00:17:42,466 --> 00:17:45,534
[sighs] Well, maybe that's not a bad thing.
477
00:17:45,536 --> 00:17:46,202
How?
478
00:17:46,244 --> 00:17:48,244
I've been avoiding it long enough.
479
00:17:48,246 --> 00:17:50,446
We're gonna truly build our friendship.
480
00:17:50,448 --> 00:17:52,348
Go ahead and tell me
all the things I've done.
481
00:17:52,350 --> 00:17:54,383
Really? Okay.
482
00:17:54,385 --> 00:17:56,919
I mean, I don't know, it's just...
483
00:17:56,921 --> 00:18:01,023
I mean, you say "ape-ricots"
instead of "apricots."
484
00:18:01,025 --> 00:18:03,959
You're not really allergic to
hiking; you just don't like it.
485
00:18:03,961 --> 00:18:05,995
Listen, in 2006, you told
me bread wasn't a carb,
486
00:18:05,997 --> 00:18:08,664
and I believed you for
three years and 35 pounds.
487
00:18:08,666 --> 00:18:10,966
And how come you always say "Yo, MTV Raps,"
488
00:18:10,968 --> 00:18:13,802
and every time I sneeze, you slap my butt?
489
00:18:14,504 --> 00:18:16,238
- Why?
- Oh, boy.
490
00:18:18,916 --> 00:18:20,417
[boy band music]
491
00:18:20,419 --> 00:18:23,353
Girl, I want to say hola, hola
492
00:18:23,355 --> 00:18:25,188
But all you say is adios
493
00:18:25,190 --> 00:18:28,324
I just want to give you
one more beso... mwa!
494
00:18:28,686 --> 00:18:31,321
All you got do to is say so
Say so
495
00:18:31,323 --> 00:18:35,992
Hola, hola, baby, don't say adios
496
00:18:35,994 --> 00:18:39,262
I want to give you one more beso... mwa!
497
00:18:39,624 --> 00:18:42,491
All you got do to is say so
Say so
498
00:18:42,493 --> 00:18:45,094
Ooh, Basta, ooh, Basta
499
00:18:45,096 --> 00:18:47,663
Ooh, Basta, Basta Boys
500
00:18:47,665 --> 00:18:49,565
Mami, you and me make dos
501
00:18:49,567 --> 00:18:52,134
Por favor, don't you say adios
502
00:18:52,316 --> 00:18:55,017
Your smile's gold,
your hair's the blondest
503
00:18:55,019 --> 00:18:57,420
Like when I met you at the orthodontist
504
00:18:57,422 --> 00:18:58,621
'Dontist!
505
00:18:58,623 --> 00:19:00,756
When girls ask me if I'm open to do
506
00:19:00,758 --> 00:19:02,558
-
Yeah
-
I say no
507
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:03,559
Me and you
508
00:19:03,561 --> 00:19:06,095
Uh, what's that noise, oh
509
00:19:06,097 --> 00:19:09,298
All:
It's the ladies
screaming out "Basta Boys"
510
00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:14,003
Basta Boys, Basta Boys
511
00:19:14,005 --> 00:19:17,139
I think that looked cooler in our heads.
512
00:19:17,141 --> 00:19:18,707
[frog croaks]
513
00:19:18,709 --> 00:19:22,711
And you blow kisses so loud,
you're like a loud kiss-blower.
514
00:19:22,713 --> 00:19:23,846
Now you're just making stuff up.
515
00:19:23,848 --> 00:19:25,681
Okay, I think you've suffered enough.
516
00:19:25,683 --> 00:19:27,650
Ugh, thank you for letting me do that.
517
00:19:27,652 --> 00:19:29,785
- Oh!
- Mm.
518
00:19:29,787 --> 00:19:32,655
Oh, I didn't think I'd be
so happy to see you guys.
519
00:19:32,657 --> 00:19:35,325
Mwa! Mwa!
520
00:19:35,327 --> 00:19:38,027
Oh, sweet Isabella.
521
00:19:38,029 --> 00:19:40,630
Oh.
522
00:19:40,632 --> 00:19:44,234
If I see your car in my
spot, it's getting towed.
523
00:19:44,236 --> 00:19:46,002
You must be thirsty.
524
00:19:46,004 --> 00:19:47,804
- [pants creak]
- Ah!
525
00:19:47,806 --> 00:19:49,405
Screw it.
526
00:19:49,407 --> 00:19:51,174
You guys were stuck in the well?
527
00:19:51,176 --> 00:19:52,475
That's the third accident.
528
00:19:52,477 --> 00:19:55,612
- [gasps] We're safe!
- [cackles]
529
00:19:55,614 --> 00:19:57,013
I'm not hurt. Are you?
530
00:19:57,015 --> 00:19:59,549
No, I don't think that
counts as the third accident.
531
00:19:59,551 --> 00:20:00,817
Watch out. I spilled some water...
532
00:20:00,819 --> 00:20:03,953
- Both: Whoa!
- [All gasp]
533
00:20:03,955 --> 00:20:06,222
Yow, that was the third accident.
534
00:20:06,224 --> 00:20:08,491
- [moans]
- You okay?
535
00:20:08,493 --> 00:20:10,526
Yeah.
536
00:20:14,599 --> 00:20:17,166
Mmm, I am so hungry.
537
00:20:17,168 --> 00:20:19,068
I thought we were never gonna eat again.
538
00:20:19,070 --> 00:20:20,904
You were only in the well for three hours.
539
00:20:20,906 --> 00:20:23,239
Want to give you one
more beso... mwa!
540
00:20:23,241 --> 00:20:25,808
Seriously? Listening to your own music?
541
00:20:25,810 --> 00:20:27,744
- Yeah.
-
Hola, hola
542
00:20:27,746 --> 00:20:29,746
You know what? I actually
don't hate that song anymore.
543
00:20:29,748 --> 00:20:31,214
Baby, don't say adios
544
00:20:31,216 --> 00:20:34,517
I want to give you
one more beso... mwa!
545
00:20:34,519 --> 00:20:37,320
All you got do to is say so
Say so
546
00:20:38,857 --> 00:20:40,790
Hey, there, dance party!
547
00:20:40,792 --> 00:20:41,991
Come on!
548
00:20:41,993 --> 00:20:43,326
Let's go, guys.
549
00:20:43,328 --> 00:20:44,727
Baby, you and me make dos
550
00:20:44,729 --> 00:20:47,830
Por favor, don't you say adios
551
00:20:47,832 --> 00:20:49,832
Whoo!
552
00:20:49,834 --> 00:20:52,568
Like when I met you
at the orthodontist
553
00:20:52,570 --> 00:20:54,070
'Dontist
554
00:20:54,072 --> 00:20:55,838
I'm getting serious now.
555
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,840
Whoo!
556
00:20:58,921 --> 00:21:00,823
Uh, what's that noise, oh
557
00:21:00,823 --> 00:21:03,659
It's the ladies screaming
out "Basta Boys"
558
00:21:03,659 --> 00:21:05,461
Oh, no, she didn't!
559
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:08,062
Oh, no, she didn't.
560
00:21:08,063 --> 00:21:10,099
Oh, yes, she did.
561
00:21:10,980 --> 00:21:15,980
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00:21:16,030 --> 00:21:20,580
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