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Left. Left.
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Left, right, left.
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Left. Left.
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Left, right, left.
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Hut.
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Hut.
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Hut.
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Hut.
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Present colors.
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Hut. Hut. Hut.
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Hut. Hut. Hut. Hut.
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Raising halyards!
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[percussive music]
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[recorder music]
Fly Old Glory
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Soar
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With grace you honor Fillmore
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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
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Tear it down
Chelsea, are you sure
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you can't raise the flag
while I go to my church retreat?
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I haven't missed a raise
in over two years.
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Oh, I wish I could, but I can't.
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You don't even know when it is yet?
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Oh, I still can't.
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Caroline?
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Oh, I'm sorry. I wasn't listening.
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I was just wondering how
Oprah and Stedman make it work
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with such challenging schedules.
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I can't leave unless I find someone.
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Mm, I'll do it.
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I got you covered.
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Anybody else?
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There you are, Mrs. Adler.
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Fillmore is forming a kickball team
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for the district league this year.
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You're gonna be it's new coach.
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[scoffs] I don't do sports.
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Every teacher has to participate
in an extra-curricular activity,
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and you've already declined
football, volleyball, soccer,
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and for some reason checkers.
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Checkers is a gateway game.
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I'm sorry, but your number is up.
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This sucks.
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Competitive sports
breed future date rapists.
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This may as well be a giant roofie.
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We got a thief.
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Someone's been stealing
cleaning supplies.
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Oh, sugar.
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I mean, shit.
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'Cause I say that curse.
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We need to get on this
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and create an action agenda together.
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Maybe at P.F. Chang's?
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I'm just bringing you up to speed.
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I got this. I just need to weed through
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last week's security footage.
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Oh, all right.
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Maybe we can get some Chang's next time.
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[inhales]
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You guys wanna play kickball?
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Yeah, I'm really good.
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My mom says I'm
the Greg Louganis of kickball.
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Really?
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Okay. Let's see what you got.
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[grunts]
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[applause]
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My mom says I have great follow through.
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- Whoo-hoo!
- That's one way to look at it.
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Though slightly delusional.
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Okay.
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Deidre.
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Try catching.
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- Oh!
- Are you okay?
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I'm awesome.
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[knocks gently]
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How's the criminal investigation going?
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Come here. You need to see the footage
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from last Tuesday.
Did you find the thief?
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Oh, check this out, Toby. Come on.
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[mischievous music]
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Miss Cannon? I don't believe it.
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Look at that.
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Ready to load up the goods
like hippie Santa Claus.
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Wait for it.
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What is that?
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That's what hypocrisy tastes like.
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She's vegan, right?
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[scoffs] Yeah.
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It's like watching
a jackal eviscerate an ox.
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That's weird, right?
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Welcome to my world.
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[both laugh]
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[rock music]
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Mm.
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Ooh. Sorry I'm late.
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I had to run to my apartment
and turn on my lava lamp
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to make sure it was working
right by the time I got home.
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Feldman, this is serious.
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This flag is a symbol of America
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and it must be treated
with the utmost respect.
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If so much as a thread
of this flag is desecrated,
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it must to be burned immediately.
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- Ho-ho, whoa.
- If you're going to do this,
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you need to treat it honorably.
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- Do you understand me?
- Hells yeah.
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[gasps]
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[dramatic music]
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[rock music]
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Remind me to buy bat food
on my way home.
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[phone beeps]
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This can't be it.
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Where's the Fillmore field?
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You're on it, Top Gun.
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Really?
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This looks like a giant litter box.
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If you're here to pick up your kid,
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they've got another
15 minutes of practice.
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I'm Marta Stryker.
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I'm the kickball coach
at Lakewood Elementary.
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I came to scout our competition.
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You drove 15 miles to scout
a grade school kickball team?
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No. I ran.
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Is that your team?
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They just started practicing.
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Listen, our uniforms cost more
than you make in a year.
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We're undefeated the last seven seasons,
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so why don't you do that
litter of preemies a favor
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and forfeit Friday's game?
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- [both grunt]
- Oh, my God, they're pathetic.
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Whoa, hold up, Green Mile.
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The kid on my team may not be "athletes"
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or "coordinated"
or "fully-functioning humans,"
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but that doesn't give you
the right to come over here
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and take a 'roid dump on them.
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Look, you dress like a teen runaway,
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so I'm guessing you know what it's like
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to have your dreams crushed,
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but don't do that to your kids.
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I was not a teen runaway.
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I faked my own death
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to find out who really cared about me.
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We will not forfeit.
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Last chance, Beetlejuice.
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Read my lips.
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- No forfeit.
- Got it, I got it, I got it!
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[clattering] [grunts]
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[rock music] -
Tear it down
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I'm just saying, not having
a vegan-only microwave
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could be seen as discrimination.
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Have the chickens
stopped screaming, Cecilia?
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What?
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No vegan microwave.
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Ooh, looks like someone caught
the crafting bug.
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No, I haven't given up on life yet.
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These are uniforms for my kickball team.
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Ugh, they smell like
fruit leather and stale urine.
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I thought you hated competitive sports?
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I do, but I'm also a champion
for the underdog,
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and that pituitary freak Marta
needs a [bleep] punt.
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Why don't you coach them in something
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you're actually good at? Like brooding?
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Or being an emotional time bomb?
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I could make those kinds into champions
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if it wasn't for the fact that
their parents raised them
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with delusional millennial self-esteem.
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So I need to break them down
and reprogram them
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in order to make them a team.
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Seems like someone's using these kids
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to work through their own issues.
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[laughs awkwardly]
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Do... do I seem like I have issues?
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[laughing]
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Hope you don't mind I salted it.
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Good for me. Chocolate covered raisins?
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- [grunts]
- Wait, wait.
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[muffled]
There's... Miss Snap is going in.
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[clears throat]
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[light music]
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Oh!
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Ugh.
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How deep is it in there?
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Well, she got it out.
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Wednesday's a bust.
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This might take us all week.
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- You think?
- Yeah.
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Mm.
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Sweet and salty.
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Sweet.
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And on the 12th fold,
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make sure the stars face skyward,
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reminding us
of this nation's great motto:
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In God we trust.
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- Got it?
- Got it.
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Okay, your turn.
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[chuckles softly] Got it.
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[dramatic music]
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Oh.
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So you're saying our parents
have been lying to us
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about how good we are?
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- Yeah.
- Well, my mom says
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we're all winners for having spunk.
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You aren't, and tell your mom
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to stop using the word "spunk."
It means something else now.
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Our game with Lakefield is on Friday,
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and you've got to take my word for it.
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You currently have absolutely
zero chances of winning
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because you're terrible
and you have no skills.
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So let's just imagine
what you're saying is true,
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what do you suggest we do about it?
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You get off your butts,
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you stop living in a dream world,
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and you learn how to play the game.
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Bring it in. Come on.
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All right, "go" on three.
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One, two, three,
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- go!
- [all screaming]
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You're supposed to say "go"
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not go go.
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Remember,
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the flag cannot touch the ground.
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Right.
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[sneezes]
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All right, Quinn.
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Let's see what you got.
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Come on, buddy. Look alive, look alive.
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Come on. Good, good work.
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Kicking the ground
gettin' down in the dirt
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Engine's hot and it's ready to go
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Payin' my dues
workin' hard every day
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I'm a rockin' and I'm ready to roll
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It's my time, I'm ready now
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I'm starting across...
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Nathan, incoming.
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- [both grunt]
-
I'm gunnin' for you
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-
So you better get back...
- Just like that!
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Yeah, hustle, hustle, hustle.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, hustle.
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Oh, take your time, D.
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Tag her, Quinn.
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[grunts]
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Yes!
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Knowing that I'm making
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All my dreams come true
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- Ooh, I made it!
- [all cheer]
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I made it! I did it!
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- I kicked it!
- Yeah, buddy, yeah!
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't do that.
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Ready?
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- Hut.
- Hut.
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- Hut. Hut. Hut.
- Hut.
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- Hut. Hut.
- Hut.
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- Hut. Hut!
- Hut.
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I'll just cancel my church retreat.
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No, wait.
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I can do better.
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You may think I'm a mess,
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but I'm a patriot too.
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The country responsible for both
Jerry and Cherry Garcia?
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Sign me up.
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A nation that drapes
full strips of bacon
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around the entire circumference
of a pizza crust?
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00:10:39,964 --> 00:10:41,297
That's where I want to live.
270
00:10:41,299 --> 00:10:43,100
A great democracy
271
00:10:43,102 --> 00:10:46,403
where you can drive
your truck to a stadium
272
00:10:46,405 --> 00:10:49,306
and watch other trucks get crushed
273
00:10:49,308 --> 00:10:51,934
by even bigger trucks?
274
00:10:53,011 --> 00:10:55,381
Don't tread on thee.
275
00:10:57,681 --> 00:10:59,054
Please?
276
00:10:59,952 --> 00:11:02,286
Just give me another chance?
277
00:11:02,288 --> 00:11:03,894
One more.
278
00:11:05,122 --> 00:11:07,423
Hut. Hut.
279
00:11:07,425 --> 00:11:10,326
Hut. Hut. Again.
280
00:11:10,328 --> 00:11:12,595
Shoulders squared. Hut. Hut.
281
00:11:12,597 --> 00:11:14,063
Chin up, ears back, feet forward...
282
00:11:14,065 --> 00:11:15,599
- Hut. Hut. Hut. Hut.
- Tight butt,
283
00:11:15,601 --> 00:11:17,134
fingers tucked, lock your knees.
284
00:11:17,136 --> 00:11:19,101
Hut. Again. Again.
285
00:11:19,103 --> 00:11:20,769
Again!
286
00:11:20,771 --> 00:11:22,001
That was good.
287
00:11:23,375 --> 00:11:25,008
What're you doing?
That's not part of it.
288
00:11:25,010 --> 00:11:28,146
[vomits, gags]
289
00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:30,879
[dramatic patriotic music]
290
00:11:30,881 --> 00:11:32,887
You protected the flag.
291
00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:35,152
292
00:11:35,154 --> 00:11:37,019
You're ready.
293
00:11:37,021 --> 00:11:39,022
[rock music]
294
00:11:39,024 --> 00:11:41,059
Wait. What?
295
00:11:41,694 --> 00:11:44,260
- Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- It's 11:00 p.m.
296
00:11:44,262 --> 00:11:45,794
- Who's this guy?
- [grunts]
297
00:11:45,796 --> 00:11:47,062
[suspenseful music]
298
00:11:47,064 --> 00:11:48,841
[gasps]
299
00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:53,202
- [clicks tongue]
- Peas and rice.
300
00:11:53,204 --> 00:11:55,370
Not Miss Watson.
301
00:11:55,372 --> 00:11:58,676
That is so disappointing.
302
00:11:59,812 --> 00:12:01,531
Wait a minute.
303
00:12:02,881 --> 00:12:04,514
She's not leaving.
304
00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:06,841
Let's fast forward a little bit.
305
00:12:07,385 --> 00:12:10,519
She's cleaning.
306
00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:12,955
I guess that's not really a problem.
307
00:12:12,957 --> 00:12:15,410
No, that's helpful.
308
00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:17,759
We did it.
309
00:12:17,761 --> 00:12:19,461
We caught our thief.
310
00:12:19,463 --> 00:12:22,632
- [laughs]
- That we did, partner.
311
00:12:22,634 --> 00:12:25,067
- [exhales]
- [both chuckle]
312
00:12:25,069 --> 00:12:26,869
All right, good job.
313
00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:29,239
Okay.
314
00:12:29,241 --> 00:12:32,341
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey. It's you, Toby.
315
00:12:32,343 --> 00:12:33,876
- Mm.
- Well, you can't tur...
316
00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:35,412
- we're... turn that off.
- No, no way, no way.
317
00:12:35,414 --> 00:12:37,145
- [laughs]
- No, no, no, no.
318
00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:39,849
Oh, please turn it off.
319
00:12:39,851 --> 00:12:42,851
[soft music]
320
00:12:42,853 --> 00:12:49,795
321
00:12:58,136 --> 00:13:00,570
I'm not a man.
322
00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:05,841
323
00:13:05,843 --> 00:13:07,780
[sighs]
324
00:13:09,046 --> 00:13:12,481
[militaristic music]
325
00:13:12,483 --> 00:13:14,951
Okay, we gotta go! Whoo!
326
00:13:14,953 --> 00:13:17,220
- Let's go, everybody!
- Eye of the tiger, guys.
327
00:13:17,222 --> 00:13:18,922
- Look badass.
- Go, do your flip!
328
00:13:18,924 --> 00:13:20,856
Go, let's go, let's go!
Come on, everybody.
329
00:13:20,858 --> 00:13:22,825
Line it up, line it up, line it up!
330
00:13:22,827 --> 00:13:25,861
So your team ready to get buried
like a cat turd?
331
00:13:25,863 --> 00:13:26,996
You're a cat turd!
332
00:13:26,998 --> 00:13:28,297
[dramatic music]
333
00:13:28,299 --> 00:13:31,067
Wow, they're bigger than us.
334
00:13:31,069 --> 00:13:32,301
335
00:13:32,303 --> 00:13:34,071
I don't think we can beat them.
336
00:13:34,073 --> 00:13:37,507
Hey, you need
to get your heads in the game.
337
00:13:37,509 --> 00:13:40,509
If they sense the slightest sweetness,
338
00:13:40,511 --> 00:13:42,278
they will tape a ketchup soaked tampon
339
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:43,712
to the seat of your pants,
340
00:13:43,714 --> 00:13:46,048
and their taunting posts
on MySpace will haunt you
341
00:13:46,050 --> 00:13:48,484
- for the rest of your life.
- What's MySpace?
342
00:13:48,486 --> 00:13:50,720
You need to face your enemy and fight
343
00:13:50,722 --> 00:13:52,355
or they will call you Dumb Fatter,
344
00:13:52,357 --> 00:13:53,556
which doesn't even make sense
345
00:13:53,558 --> 00:13:54,923
'cause you're name is Deb Adler.
346
00:13:54,925 --> 00:13:57,370
My name is Deb Adler! It's Deb Adler!
347
00:13:58,596 --> 00:14:00,029
Where are you guys going?
348
00:14:00,031 --> 00:14:01,477
You said we were terrible,
349
00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:04,236
and you were right.
350
00:14:06,565 --> 00:14:08,031
[rock music] -
Tear it down
351
00:14:08,033 --> 00:14:11,001
Hey, hey, hey, Iguanas, wait.
Don't quit.
352
00:14:11,003 --> 00:14:12,870
You were all so excited
about playing kickball.
353
00:14:12,872 --> 00:14:14,770
That was before we knew we sucked.
354
00:14:14,772 --> 00:14:18,341
I can't believe our parents
lied to us for so long.
355
00:14:18,343 --> 00:14:19,890
No, you don't suck.
356
00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:22,212
Guys, I'm sorry.
357
00:14:22,214 --> 00:14:25,515
This isn't about you.
Now, I know looking at me,
358
00:14:25,517 --> 00:14:27,540
you think I have it all together,
359
00:14:27,887 --> 00:14:29,879
but I've got some deep issues.
360
00:14:30,223 --> 00:14:31,988
I'm a real mess on the inside.
361
00:14:31,990 --> 00:14:33,423
Obviously.
362
00:14:33,425 --> 00:14:35,020
Anyway.
363
00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:37,894
Yes, I said that you were terrible
364
00:14:37,896 --> 00:14:41,265
and you were,
but you're not terrible anymore.
365
00:14:41,267 --> 00:14:43,866
Quinn, you might have
the reflexes of a toddler,
366
00:14:43,868 --> 00:14:45,836
but you kick like a meth head
367
00:14:45,838 --> 00:14:47,979
getting hauled into a squad car.
368
00:14:48,636 --> 00:14:49,706
Nathan, when you started,
369
00:14:49,708 --> 00:14:51,808
you were tripping over your own loafers,
370
00:14:51,810 --> 00:14:55,404
but now you run like you've got
a Roman candle in your crack.
371
00:14:56,013 --> 00:14:58,649
And Deidre, you catch more balls
out in that field
372
00:14:58,651 --> 00:15:01,812
than Taylor Swift
at a Hampton's barbecue.
373
00:15:02,455 --> 00:15:03,920
You know what? Forget that.
374
00:15:03,922 --> 00:15:07,390
Uh, you just...
you catch really, really well.
375
00:15:07,392 --> 00:15:09,358
I think you guys can really win this.
376
00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:11,094
So what do you say?
377
00:15:11,096 --> 00:15:13,163
[dramatic music]
378
00:15:13,165 --> 00:15:15,098
Let's beat these guys!
379
00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:18,267
[all cheer]
380
00:15:18,269 --> 00:15:22,105
- Iguanas!
- all: [cheering] Iguanas!
381
00:15:22,107 --> 00:15:23,707
Toby. Toby, hold up.
382
00:15:23,709 --> 00:15:24,908
Don't look at me.
383
00:15:24,910 --> 00:15:26,943
Hey, I got something I want you to see
384
00:15:26,945 --> 00:15:29,780
- in the security office.
- You don't need me.
385
00:15:29,782 --> 00:15:31,515
You're the real deal, Frank.
386
00:15:31,517 --> 00:15:33,250
Trust me.
387
00:15:33,252 --> 00:15:34,751
You're gonna wanna see this.
388
00:15:34,753 --> 00:15:36,319
[grunts]
389
00:15:36,321 --> 00:15:38,674
Okay. What is it?
390
00:15:39,358 --> 00:15:41,018
Okay.
391
00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:43,642
And here we go.
392
00:15:44,930 --> 00:15:46,163
What?
393
00:15:46,165 --> 00:15:49,299
Oh... [laughs softly]
394
00:15:49,301 --> 00:15:51,561
- Mm, mm.
- Oh, dear.
395
00:15:52,437 --> 00:15:55,171
- [chuckles]
- Okay, we're done.
396
00:15:55,173 --> 00:15:56,455
Now...
397
00:15:57,008 --> 00:16:00,144
I think we should erase these files
398
00:16:00,146 --> 00:16:01,827
to make room on the hard drive.
399
00:16:01,829 --> 00:16:04,514
[soft music]
400
00:16:04,516 --> 00:16:05,749
I appreciate that.
401
00:16:05,751 --> 00:16:07,771
Oh, and also...
402
00:16:08,152 --> 00:16:12,789
uh, I think maybe we should
continue monitoring things.
403
00:16:12,791 --> 00:16:14,811
Just to be on the safe side.
404
00:16:15,326 --> 00:16:17,523
I think that's a good idea.
405
00:16:18,629 --> 00:16:21,155
Maybe order some Chang's.
406
00:16:22,434 --> 00:16:24,041
I'd be down for that.
407
00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:28,170
408
00:16:28,172 --> 00:16:31,174
[percussive music]
409
00:16:31,176 --> 00:16:38,992
410
00:16:41,586 --> 00:16:43,285
Present colors.
411
00:16:43,287 --> 00:16:45,389
[quietly] Oh, my God.
412
00:16:45,391 --> 00:16:49,726
413
00:16:49,728 --> 00:16:50,993
We don't have time for this crap.
414
00:16:50,995 --> 00:16:52,728
- Let's play ball!
- [all cheer]
415
00:16:52,730 --> 00:16:54,530
Yes, come one, Iguanas!
416
00:16:54,532 --> 00:16:58,300
- Iguanas!
- all: Iguanas! Iguanas!
417
00:16:58,302 --> 00:17:00,270
One thing I forgot to tell you,
418
00:17:00,272 --> 00:17:01,672
nobody respects what we do.
419
00:17:01,674 --> 00:17:03,539
- [whistle blows]
- Play ball!
420
00:17:03,541 --> 00:17:06,542
[all cheering]
421
00:17:06,544 --> 00:17:09,546
"The Nutcracker Suite" by Tchaikovsky
422
00:17:09,548 --> 00:17:16,689
423
00:17:46,584 --> 00:17:53,725
424
00:18:05,837 --> 00:18:08,972
- [air horn blows]
- They never even broke a sweat.
425
00:18:08,974 --> 00:18:10,941
I think the tall girl has
an Adam's apple.
426
00:18:10,943 --> 00:18:13,943
Those uniforms were clearly tailored.
427
00:18:13,945 --> 00:18:15,878
I wish we taught at a rich school.
428
00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:18,213
[melancholy music]
429
00:18:18,215 --> 00:18:19,644
Whoo!
430
00:18:20,551 --> 00:18:27,693
431
00:18:30,295 --> 00:18:31,761
I owe you guys an apology.
432
00:18:31,763 --> 00:18:34,697
I bought into that whole
"anything is possible" crap,
433
00:18:34,699 --> 00:18:36,666
but it's not.
434
00:18:36,668 --> 00:18:38,101
However, there is a silver-lining.
435
00:18:38,103 --> 00:18:40,337
Knowing what you're not good at
will push you
436
00:18:40,339 --> 00:18:42,239
towards the things
you're going to be great at.
437
00:18:42,241 --> 00:18:45,209
Like memorizing facts about tortoises?
438
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:46,710
For now,
439
00:18:46,712 --> 00:18:49,847
but maybe one day HTML coding
440
00:18:49,849 --> 00:18:52,014
or Quest Fantasy literature writing
441
00:18:52,016 --> 00:18:53,983
or improv comedy. You'll see.
442
00:18:53,985 --> 00:18:56,587
In ten years,
we'll all be laughing about this
443
00:18:56,589 --> 00:18:59,289
- at Comic-Con.
- Hey, hon, you ready?
444
00:18:59,291 --> 00:19:01,095
Take it easy, Quinn.
445
00:19:02,293 --> 00:19:04,961
- We got creamed, Mom.
- That's okay.
446
00:19:04,963 --> 00:19:07,079
You're still full of spunk.
447
00:19:07,499 --> 00:19:09,398
Mom, you have to stop saying that.
448
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,137
[rock music]
449
00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:14,722
[rock music] -
Tear it down
450
00:19:14,724 --> 00:19:17,625
- [both laugh]
- Whoa!
451
00:19:17,627 --> 00:19:19,728
Wow. Roller skates.
452
00:19:19,730 --> 00:19:20,929
- She's good.
- I...
453
00:19:20,931 --> 00:19:22,931
- [laughs]
- Spider-woman.
454
00:19:22,933 --> 00:19:24,098
[laughs]
455
00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:25,500
[laughs]
456
00:19:25,502 --> 00:19:28,202
- Spanks for the memories.
- [laughs]
457
00:19:28,204 --> 00:19:30,105
Well, they get hot.
458
00:19:30,107 --> 00:19:32,143
[lilting music] _
459
00:19:32,193 --> 00:19:36,743
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