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[rock music]
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[whistling] Good morning, ladies.
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All: Morning! Hey!
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Working hard or hardly working? Huh?
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[laughter] Working hard.
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Oh, boy. This anybody's?
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Oh, that's mine, but you can use it.
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- Thank you.
- Sure, no problem.
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Uh-oh, carb attack.
I can never say no to sprinkles.
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[laughter] Right?
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It's all downhill from here.
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[laughter]
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Who was that?
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[kids playing in background]
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[rock music]
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Tear it down!
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Tear it down!
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As you all know, we had an intruder
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on school property this morning.
Apparently, he's been hitting up
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various elementary schools,
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taking advantage of
free coffee and doughnuts.
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I knew he was too happy to be a teacher.
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How did a total stranger
get into the school?
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He has my mug. A stranger used my mug.
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What if he'd been dangerous?
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He couldn't have been
dangerous, could he?
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He was wearing pleated khakis.
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That doesn't mean he isn't dangerous.
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You can't judge someone
based on their appearance.
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That's the only way
you can judge someone.
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Wrong, that good-time Charlie
douchebag was probably
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a total pervert. Meanwhile, nice guys
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like my husband get pulled over
all the time just because
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he drives a windowless van
and has a neck tattoo.
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Okay. Well, everyone should review
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the Stranger Danger policy
with their classes today.
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[screams] It's happening again.
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No, this is... this is
our new head of security
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here at Fillmore.
Pleasure to meet you all.
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I'm Frank Humphrey.
I was a detective for
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the Chicago Police Department
for 20 years.
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This morning's incident brought to light
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our inadequate security,
and even though we already have
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a formidable male presence
in this school, me...
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apparently the district felt
that I needed backup.
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Here, Frank. I got these
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so we could keep in contact.
My code name will be Protector.
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Yours will be Guardian.
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I think I'm just gonna stick with Frank.
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Okay...
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Okay, so, Frank and Protector it is.
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I've been asked to review
the Stranger Danger policy
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with you guys, but I gotta say,
these pansy worksheets
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are nothing compared to the real world.
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Who here's seen the movie
"The Lovely Bones"?
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Hmm?
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Well, let me tell you something,
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you are all one casual conversation away
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from ending up in an underground bunker
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with Stanley Tucci.
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Perverts are everywhere,
which is why I brought in
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this group of potential perverts.
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Uh, whoa, whoa, Deb, you said you needed
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some teacher volunteers for...
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Just an exercise, Spinnoli. Chill.
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Now, I've given each of these teachers
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a piece of paper, all right?
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Only one of them has an "X" on it,
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which marks the pervert.
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Who, out of this group,
looks most likely
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to diddle a child?
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Mr. Spinnoli.
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What makes you think that, Danny?
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Well, he dresses like
a supermarket manager,
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and he has darting eyes.
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Interesting. Anyone else?
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Mr. Higgins. He sweats a lot.
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No, it's gotta be Mr. Spinnoli.
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He smells like taco meat.
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Let's find out, shall we?
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Which one of you has the "X"?
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[suspenseful music]
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- [gasps]
- Not one of you guessed
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Ms. Spencer was the pervert.
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Obviously, Mr. Spinnoli
looks like the most
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stereotypical pervert...
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I need to defend myself.
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But the real lesson is
you can't tell if someone's
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a pervert simply by their appearance.
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Remember...
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all: Perverts are everywhere.
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Everywhere.
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I'll probably see you there sometime.
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Oh-ho-ho-ho!
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Someone's got a boyfriend. [laughs]
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Ahh! Balls!
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After the intruder,
I got a security doll.
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It makes me less of
a target driving alone.
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Cool. Normally, I just
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carry a gun around.
I mean, it's not a real gun,
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it's a fake gun. I just pull it out when
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I feel like I'm in danger.
But this makes
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a lot of sense, too. Right on.
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Hmm. [murmurs] You unbuckle too...
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Okay.
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Kind of stuck.
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Let's see if I can
just loosen this now...
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What's Caroline doing?
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Ah, you're really stuck in here.
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Gonna be late. Oh, God.
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Good for her.
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Couldn't you have left
that thing in the car?
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No, he cost $500.00.
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That's like leaving a 32-inch
flat screen TV in the backseat.
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You shouldn't need
that freaky security doll.
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We should all feel safe
in our own school.
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I'm so mad at myself. I kept thinking
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there was something weird
about that guy yesterday,
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and I didn't say anything.
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Me too. I didn't want
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to hurt his feelings.
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Oh, I knew he wasn't
an employee, but because
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all of you acted like
you knew him, I had to too.
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I can't believe you guys
didn't say anything.
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This just proves the women of Fillmore
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need to feel more empowered.
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Wow, Chelsea, very progressive.
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Thanks, I read an incredibly
thought-provoking
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Buzzfeed list on empowerment.
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[sighs] And you ruined it.
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[gasps] We should hold a workshop.
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- [gasps]
- Together, as best friends.
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Totally. We can hold workshops all week
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empowering women to speak up
and defend themselves.
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We'll call it "Women Empowering Women."
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"By Women."
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"For Women."
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Can dudes come?
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What?
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Let's go see if we can
reserve the cafeteria.
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Yes! [laughs]
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God, I love acting all political.
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Somewhere, Gloria Steinem just puked,
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and she doesn't know why.
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Okay, that sex doll is creeping me out.
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- I gotta go.
- Same.
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Good call.
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No reason for us both to sit alone.
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What?
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Thank you all for coming today.
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It's an important time
for us all to be united.
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Ms. Bennigan and I feel
very passionate about making
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the women of Fillmore feel more safe.
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What are you doing?
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No one here is deaf.
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Oh, hmm, sorry.
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So this week we'll be holding
a series of workshops
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that will tackle different ways
we can all feel more empowered.
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Now, I know all you queens
thought something was up
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with that creep, but no one
said anything because we're all
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too concerned with being polite.
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So it is time to make your voices heard.
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Which is the title
of our first workshop.
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Okay.
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Make your voice heard...
Make your voices heard
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by being a bitch. By being a big bword.
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Okay, um, I think
there's a way to speak up
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and not be a bitch.
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You're wrong,
and your opinion is stupid.
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See? I just worked the muscle
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that will allow me to confront a man
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who is making me uncomfortable.
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Why are we, as women,
so scared to be mean, huh?
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Because we might hurt
someone's feelings?
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Good. Hurt someone's feelings,
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insult someone, be a bitch.
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Let's do an exercise.
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I want to encourage someone
to speak up and be a bitch.
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Yes, Barb.
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I think it's weird Ms. Bennigan
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wears Velcro sneakers.
They're for people
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with head injuries.
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That is very bitchy, Barb. Great job.
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Does anyone else have anything
bitchy they want to say?
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Denise!
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It makes me uncomfortable
that I can see Ms. Bennigan's
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maxi pad through her slacks.
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That is very brave. Thank you, Denise.
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And every time she sits down,
you can hear it deflate.
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Ooh, v bitchy, v true.
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Okay, Chelsea, can we have a little...
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Not now, these bitches
are finally speaking up.
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Can you just take one for the team?
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You're being so selfish right now.
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Anyone else?
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And I think it's gross that
when you hug Ms. Bennigan,
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you can feel her full-on bush.
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Yes, let your bitchy voices be heard!
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[laughs]
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[rock music]
Tear it down!
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Tear it down!
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Why would I go to their dumb workshop
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when none of them will come to
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my cupcake decorating tournaments?
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Ugh, it's so hard.
Nobody shares my interests.
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[romantic guitar music]
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Nice to have someone to vent to.
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Thanks for listening, Dollton.
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[rock music]
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Unattended backpack!
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Protector here, code backpack,
code backpack.
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You don't need to use the walkie
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when I'm standing right here.
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Roger that.
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Ooh, oh...
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This your backpack?
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Hot zone clear. Hot zone clear.
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Great work, Guardian.
Oh, shoot... Frank.
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Hello, Marvin.
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Can I interest you in a piece of candy?
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Sure.
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There's a fictional
tranquilizer in that, Marvin.
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You just got Tucci-ed.
Get in the bunker!
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Deb, I think you're taking this too far.
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Does anyone else wanna
be dead like Marvin?
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Deb!
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The age of innocence is over
one you learn about diddlers.
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Besides, this is serious.
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This app shows all of the registered
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sex offenders in our area.
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Oh, my God, they're everywhere.
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Got my eye on you, Phil.
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Ooh, looking at Tinder?
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[gasps] I know that guy.
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I totally sent him a nude. [laughs]
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Is this where the cool kids are?
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Who wants to party-party?
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They found her body
in a riverbank 56 days later.
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And that is why you always
walk in a well-lit area
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and never take a wine cooler
from a stranger.
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What is going on here?
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Did you start the workshop
early without me?
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Oh, I must've gotten the time wrong.
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Or maybe it's my brain injury.
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I wear Velcro shoes, remember?
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Oh, my God, get over it.
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Okay, ladies. Today's workshop
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is entitled "How to Keep
Yourself Safe in Public."
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Oh, actually, Chelsea,
I had my own ideas
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for the workshop today.
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- Oh, did you?
- Yeah, I did.
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We're gonna talk about
one of the most important ways
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to keep yourself safe in public:
always dress appropriately.
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Take a crop top and stripper
shoes, for example.
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These aren't stripper shoes.
They're Steve Madden.
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Dressing like an extra
in "Showgirls" puts you
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at a higher risk of being victimized,
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which is why I'm here
to empower you all with this.
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- A dog sweater?
- It's a dickie.
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Keep yourself safe by covering up
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your winnebagoes. Remember, ladies:
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modest is hottest.
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Somewhere, Elizabeth Warren just
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went blind, and she doesn't know why.
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Can I talk to you
in the hall for a minute?
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I'm a little busy
with my chaste lady pals.
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- Now.
- Okay.
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What is wrong with you?
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Telling women to cover up
is not empowering.
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Do you not follow Emily
Ratajkowski on Instagram?
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Well, at least I'm not teaching them
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to be bitchy and mean
to their best friend.
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If you were wearing
my friendship bracelet,
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I'd tell you to cut it off
and throw it away!
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Too late, it's already in the garbage,
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and I'd rather be a bitch
than a victim-blamer.
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Who's victim blaming?
I'm just letting everyone know
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that if they dress
like a cocktail waitress
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on a casino ferry,
there will be consequences.
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- I dress...
- Listen, bitches,
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we came here for a workshop,
not to sit in there
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with our thumbs up our asses.
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'Scuse me?
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Oh, I was just using my voice.
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That was yesterday's workshop, Denise.
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And today's workshop is over.
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Is it just me, or is everyone
acting crazy this week?
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Yeah, everyone's acting totally nuts.
295
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Uh-oh, looks like
somebody's got a boo-boo.
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["Close to You" begins]
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My God, I never realized
how big your arms are.
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You really do have perfect hair.
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Why do birds suddenly appear
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Every time you are near?
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Just like me, they long to be
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Close to you
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Why, ah, ah
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Close to you
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I think I really captured
your inquisitive look.
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Why, ah, ah...
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I gotta borrow your big, weird doll.
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- Oh.
- Gotta go down on
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the south side and drop off
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some Darius Rucker tickets
I sold on Craigslist.
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It might or might not be a setup.
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00:13:16,637 --> 00:13:18,870
You're cool with this, right?
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He likes to listen to "Show Boat."
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- What?
- Never mind.
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Okay.
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He's just a big, weird doll...
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like you said.
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- Hey, buddy.
- Hmm?
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You know, I got a puppy in the back.
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You want to pet it?
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Uh... okay.
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[intense musical buildup]
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You're mine!
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Welcome to the rest of your life!
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Ahh!
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You are all victims.
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You're lucky this time
it was my husband.
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Okay, y'all failed the field test.
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You got Tucci-ed. Out.
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You're in the bunker,
and you're in the bunker,
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and you're in the bunker, and y...
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00:14:00,113 --> 00:14:03,548
Really, Spinnoli?
He said it was a labradoodle.
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Just get in the bunker.
334
00:14:05,786 --> 00:14:08,886
Hey, that guy tried
to make me go in the van
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00:14:08,888 --> 00:14:10,722
this morning, and I said no.
336
00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:13,958
Oh, good instincts, Marvin.
Did you call the police?
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00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:15,626
- No.
- Then you're responsible
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for the deaths of four of your peers.
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00:14:18,132 --> 00:14:19,664
Mrs. Adler! Mrs. Adler!
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00:14:19,666 --> 00:14:21,699
I saw a pervert. How can you be sure?
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00:14:21,701 --> 00:14:23,467
Because he was creeping
around the school
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and looking through
all the classroom windows.
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00:14:25,205 --> 00:14:27,941
Good work, Tanya.
Let's go call the police.
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Excuse me? I... I think I left
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00:14:31,344 --> 00:14:32,680
my inhaler in the van.
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00:14:34,722 --> 00:14:36,489
Tear it down!
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00:14:36,491 --> 00:14:38,323
Why doesn't everyone who really cares
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about empowering women
come to the right side
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- of the room.
- And whoever wants to be
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empowered without looking
like a cage dancer,
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come to my side.
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00:14:45,199 --> 00:14:47,835
[all arguing]
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00:14:50,537 --> 00:14:52,739
- What's going on here?
- Excuse me, ladies.
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00:14:52,741 --> 00:14:54,206
Ladies, ladies!
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00:14:54,208 --> 00:14:56,841
Frank, I'm so glad you're here.
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00:14:56,843 --> 00:14:59,111
Yes, and the left side
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is ready for you to teach self-defense.
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00:15:01,047 --> 00:15:04,565
And so is the right side,
which is in fact the right side.
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00:15:05,286 --> 00:15:09,255
Okay, I'm only gonna be
teaching one workshop,
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00:15:09,257 --> 00:15:11,557
so you two need to figure it out.
361
00:15:11,559 --> 00:15:15,220
Fine, I will be the bigger
and better person...
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00:15:15,863 --> 00:15:17,395
and say, "I'm sorry."
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00:15:17,397 --> 00:15:19,064
I'm sorry, too.
364
00:15:19,066 --> 00:15:21,557
Things may have gotten
a little out of hand,
365
00:15:22,202 --> 00:15:23,434
but we're good now.
366
00:15:24,472 --> 00:15:27,973
Okay, so why don't we all
come together in one group?
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00:15:27,975 --> 00:15:29,442
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
368
00:15:29,444 --> 00:15:35,016
Ladies, we do not do
what a man tells us to do.
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00:15:38,319 --> 00:15:41,187
So why don't we all come
together and form one group?
370
00:15:41,189 --> 00:15:43,455
371
00:15:43,457 --> 00:15:44,556
Thanks, dude.
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00:15:44,558 --> 00:15:46,394
- Dollton!
- Here he is.
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00:15:48,262 --> 00:15:50,095
What have you done to him?
374
00:15:50,097 --> 00:15:51,529
- What do you mean?
- He looks like he's
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00:15:51,531 --> 00:15:53,365
in a Limp Bizkit video.
376
00:15:53,367 --> 00:15:55,534
Cool, right? I changed his clothes
377
00:15:55,536 --> 00:15:58,563
so he'd look like less of a narc
for my Craigslist drop off.
378
00:15:58,604 --> 00:16:00,704
Did you smoke weed with Dollton?
379
00:16:00,706 --> 00:16:02,707
I don't remember.
380
00:16:02,709 --> 00:16:05,709
[wistful piano music]
381
00:16:05,711 --> 00:16:12,183
382
00:16:12,185 --> 00:16:14,718
I feel like I don't
even know you anymore.
383
00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:17,020
384
00:16:17,022 --> 00:16:21,092
[sniffs] You've changed.
385
00:16:21,094 --> 00:16:27,901
386
00:16:29,536 --> 00:16:31,535
[laughs] You know I can't
387
00:16:31,537 --> 00:16:33,239
stay mad at you.
388
00:16:34,674 --> 00:16:37,244
Thank you for listening
and not getting defensive.
389
00:16:39,945 --> 00:16:42,847
So who wants to review
some of the self-defense
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00:16:42,849 --> 00:16:44,283
techniques we just learned?
391
00:16:49,388 --> 00:16:50,923
Great. Come up.
392
00:16:54,393 --> 00:16:55,959
Ms. Bennigan, why don't we have you
393
00:16:55,961 --> 00:16:57,328
- be the attacker...
- Okay.
394
00:16:57,330 --> 00:16:59,029
Ms. Snap, why don't you demonstrate
395
00:16:59,031 --> 00:17:00,731
the counter-move I just taught you.
396
00:17:00,733 --> 00:17:04,300
- My pleasure.
- Okay, so... there.
397
00:17:04,302 --> 00:17:05,402
- So like this?
- Yep.
398
00:17:05,404 --> 00:17:06,973
- Okay.
- And proceed.
399
00:17:08,140 --> 00:17:10,007
Great. What did she just do wrong?
400
00:17:10,009 --> 00:17:12,976
[gasps] Seriously? Oh, my...
401
00:17:12,978 --> 00:17:15,980
- Oh, are you serious?
- Ladies? Ladies, really...
402
00:17:15,982 --> 00:17:18,048
- Serious... [gasps]
- Ms. Bennigan, release her.
403
00:17:18,050 --> 00:17:20,250
- [choking]
- Ms. Bennigan, release her.
404
00:17:20,252 --> 00:17:24,454
[voices fade and echo]
405
00:17:24,456 --> 00:17:26,490
Release! Release!
406
00:17:26,492 --> 00:17:27,758
[soft music]
407
00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:31,795
Chelsea? Chelsea?
408
00:17:31,797 --> 00:17:35,102
Chelsea, it's not your time.
409
00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:37,045
You're a mess.
410
00:17:37,168 --> 00:17:39,936
I want you to do
the exact opposite of everything
411
00:17:39,938 --> 00:17:42,067
that you're doing in your life.
412
00:17:42,092 --> 00:17:45,533
Now go back.
413
00:17:46,579 --> 00:17:48,612
Go back.
414
00:17:48,614 --> 00:17:49,816
[gasps]
415
00:17:51,417 --> 00:17:52,849
Oh, my God.
416
00:17:52,851 --> 00:17:56,119
A man just tried to tell me what to do!
417
00:17:56,121 --> 00:17:58,756
Toby and Frank, Frank and Toby
418
00:17:58,758 --> 00:18:01,558
Saving the day,
protecting each other
419
00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:03,627
Men...
Ow!
420
00:18:03,629 --> 00:18:06,963
Oww, what are... what are you doing?
421
00:18:06,965 --> 00:18:11,100
Ah, peas and rice,
you have the wrong person!
422
00:18:11,102 --> 00:18:13,904
Ow, ow, please, be gentle,
I have tennis elbow.
423
00:18:13,906 --> 00:18:15,606
- What are you doing?
- That's him!
424
00:18:15,608 --> 00:18:18,075
That's the guy that's been
looking through windows.
425
00:18:18,077 --> 00:18:19,376
What?
426
00:18:19,378 --> 00:18:22,212
Oh, there's been
a huge misunderstanding.
427
00:18:22,214 --> 00:18:24,381
This is our principal, not a pervert.
428
00:18:24,383 --> 00:18:25,616
Sorry, ma'am.
429
00:18:25,618 --> 00:18:27,283
Tennis Elbow still needs
to come downtown.
430
00:18:27,285 --> 00:18:29,987
Hey, Steve. It's okay, he's with me.
431
00:18:29,989 --> 00:18:32,822
Are you sure? He's got highlights.
432
00:18:32,824 --> 00:18:34,223
What's wrong with my highlights?
433
00:18:34,225 --> 00:18:36,960
I'm sure. He's fine.
434
00:18:36,962 --> 00:18:38,694
[handcuffs clicking]
435
00:18:39,195 --> 00:18:41,933
How do you not know who I am?
I am the principal.
436
00:18:41,935 --> 00:18:44,469
She's a new student. I'll talk to her.
437
00:18:44,471 --> 00:18:45,906
Did good, Tanya.
438
00:18:46,973 --> 00:18:51,575
Oh, no. My walkie talkie.
439
00:18:51,577 --> 00:18:54,043
How will we communicate
when we're in different
440
00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:57,013
quadrants, Guardi... Frank... sorry.
441
00:18:57,608 --> 00:18:59,151
We'll figure it out.
442
00:19:00,398 --> 00:19:01,867
We'll figure it out.
443
00:19:03,856 --> 00:19:06,690
Together, as equals.
444
00:19:06,692 --> 00:19:08,459
[epic music]
445
00:19:08,461 --> 00:19:09,496
[music stops]
446
00:19:11,797 --> 00:19:13,099
Ow.
447
00:19:18,503 --> 00:19:20,173
[engine turns]
448
00:19:22,445 --> 00:19:24,279
Tear it down!
449
00:19:24,282 --> 00:19:26,182
Tear it down!
450
00:19:26,183 --> 00:19:29,151
I shouldn't have strangled you to death.
451
00:19:29,153 --> 00:19:31,453
- I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry, too.
452
00:19:31,455 --> 00:19:32,953
I just wanted the women of Fillmore
453
00:19:32,955 --> 00:19:34,096
to feel safe enough to speak up.
454
00:19:34,098 --> 00:19:35,914
- And to not be a target.
- And to defend ourselves.
455
00:19:35,916 --> 00:19:37,953
But instead, all we did
was insult, target,
456
00:19:37,955 --> 00:19:39,462
and attack each other.
457
00:19:39,489 --> 00:19:41,788
You don't really think
I look trashy, do you?
458
00:19:41,790 --> 00:19:43,423
Oh, no. When you dress
459
00:19:43,425 --> 00:19:46,326
like a hooker, it's intriguing,
460
00:19:46,328 --> 00:19:48,094
- like a movie hooker.
- Oh.
461
00:19:48,096 --> 00:19:49,096
[laughs]
462
00:19:50,967 --> 00:19:53,601
You're, like, stuck on me. Okay.
463
00:19:53,603 --> 00:19:57,103
Oh, my stars,
Caroline's getting attacked!
464
00:19:57,105 --> 00:20:00,007
[yells] This is where we get it right!
465
00:20:00,009 --> 00:20:01,342
Girl power!
466
00:20:01,344 --> 00:20:04,344
[intense music]
467
00:20:04,346 --> 00:20:06,013
468
00:20:06,015 --> 00:20:07,681
Hah! [both grunting]
469
00:20:07,683 --> 00:20:09,182
Hey, stop!
470
00:20:09,184 --> 00:20:11,518
Stop! He's one of the good guys!
471
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:13,153
[grunting]
472
00:20:13,155 --> 00:20:14,888
I was just trying to
get him into the car.
473
00:20:14,890 --> 00:20:17,690
[overlapping screaming] Freak!
474
00:20:17,692 --> 00:20:19,427
Oh, my God. Dollton.
475
00:20:19,429 --> 00:20:21,932
- It'll be okay.
- [women continue screaming]
476
00:20:22,832 --> 00:20:24,534
Is that my mug?
477
00:20:24,584 --> 00:20:29,134
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