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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,281 --> 00:00:03,999 [rock music] 2 00:00:04,084 --> 00:00:05,383 Tear it down 3 00:00:05,485 --> 00:00:07,085 [laughter] 4 00:00:07,220 --> 00:00:10,301 Hey, Caroline. 5 00:00:10,386 --> 00:00:13,091 Truth or dare? 6 00:00:13,176 --> 00:00:15,310 - Truth. - [all oohing] 7 00:00:15,429 --> 00:00:18,596 Have you ever given road head? 8 00:00:18,732 --> 00:00:21,399 I'm not playing anymore. 9 00:00:21,485 --> 00:00:23,902 Totally a yes. 10 00:00:23,987 --> 00:00:26,905 [laughter] 11 00:00:26,990 --> 00:00:28,406 My turn. 12 00:00:28,492 --> 00:00:31,826 - Mary Louise, truth or dare? - Dare. 13 00:00:31,945 --> 00:00:33,528 I dare you 14 00:00:33,613 --> 00:00:35,914 to stick this bottle up your butt. 15 00:00:35,999 --> 00:00:38,950 [laughter] 16 00:00:41,838 --> 00:00:44,539 - Breathe deep! - Start with the skinny side! 17 00:00:44,624 --> 00:00:46,674 - Oh, right? - Oh. Uh-uh. 18 00:00:46,793 --> 00:00:48,676 I hate when you guys do this. 19 00:00:48,795 --> 00:00:50,512 You're acting like a middle school clique. 20 00:00:50,630 --> 00:00:52,213 - Oh, my God. - You're right. 21 00:00:52,299 --> 00:00:54,015 That is so awesome. 22 00:00:54,134 --> 00:00:57,052 [laughter] 23 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:02,724 [indistinct chatter] 24 00:01:03,078 --> 00:01:05,523 Kim Rigsby and Claire Strauss. 25 00:01:05,914 --> 00:01:07,112 John Glenn High School. 26 00:01:07,197 --> 00:01:09,230 Oh, Caroline Watson? 27 00:01:09,316 --> 00:01:12,150 It's been years since someone's called me by my maiden name. 28 00:01:12,285 --> 00:01:15,117 We're just a couple old married ladies now. 29 00:01:16,015 --> 00:01:18,540 Wow. Congratulations. 30 00:01:18,658 --> 00:01:20,325 So, what about you? 31 00:01:20,410 --> 00:01:21,691 Did Jacob ever put a ring on it? 32 00:01:21,732 --> 00:01:23,711 Oh, no. 33 00:01:23,830 --> 00:01:25,761 - We actually broke up. - Yeah, I heard that. 34 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:28,666 - Then why did you ask? - So, what have you been up to? 35 00:01:28,802 --> 00:01:31,970 I'm just single and teaching. 36 00:01:32,055 --> 00:01:33,421 How brave. 37 00:01:33,507 --> 00:01:35,473 It is so great to see you moving on. 38 00:01:35,559 --> 00:01:37,142 Jacob clearly has. 39 00:01:37,227 --> 00:01:39,978 Oh, no. He would've told me if he was dating someone. 40 00:01:44,518 --> 00:01:46,818 I'm gonna need a ride to the hospital. 41 00:01:46,903 --> 00:01:50,903 42 00:01:54,194 --> 00:01:57,028 Seriously, I'm fine. 43 00:01:59,666 --> 00:02:03,666 [muffled wincing] 44 00:02:04,454 --> 00:02:06,204 Aren't you ashamed of yourself? 45 00:02:06,289 --> 00:02:08,373 You and your little group pressured her into putting 46 00:02:08,458 --> 00:02:09,707 a bottle up her butt. 47 00:02:09,793 --> 00:02:11,376 My little group? 48 00:02:11,511 --> 00:02:13,671 You were there, and you didn't do anything to stop her. 49 00:02:13,713 --> 00:02:15,180 Yeah, but I wasn't a part of it. 50 00:02:15,265 --> 00:02:16,631 Oh. 51 00:02:16,716 --> 00:02:18,967 Is Ethical Ethel not part of the group anymore? 52 00:02:19,052 --> 00:02:21,970 I'm your friend, but I can't condone cliquey behavior. 53 00:02:22,055 --> 00:02:24,022 Mary Louise, do you hear something? 54 00:02:24,107 --> 00:02:27,025 It sounds like someone's talking, but I don't see anyone. 55 00:02:27,110 --> 00:02:29,060 - Are you serious? - Yeah, Cecelia is talking. 56 00:02:29,146 --> 00:02:31,729 - Cecelia is here? - Oh, where? 57 00:02:31,815 --> 00:02:33,865 I only see people that are in my "group." 58 00:02:33,950 --> 00:02:36,234 You know what, this is just like in middle school 59 00:02:36,319 --> 00:02:38,786 when I wouldn't help egg Cindy Hirsch's house 60 00:02:38,905 --> 00:02:41,789 because it was mean, and I was vegan. 61 00:02:41,908 --> 00:02:44,325 [gasps] The notebook is floating! 62 00:02:44,411 --> 00:02:46,911 [laughter] 63 00:02:46,997 --> 00:02:48,963 64 00:02:49,082 --> 00:02:53,082 Siri, are rectal foreign objects a frequent cause 65 00:02:53,803 --> 00:02:56,387 of emergency room visits? [Tablet chimes] 66 00:02:56,473 --> 00:02:58,806 - Yes. - Both: Hey. 67 00:02:58,925 --> 00:03:00,808 Turns out Mary Louise isn't alone. 68 00:03:00,927 --> 00:03:02,810 Dude, since when do you have an iPad? 69 00:03:02,929 --> 00:03:04,145 I thought you said they were just 70 00:03:04,264 --> 00:03:05,897 for step dads who were trying to relate. 71 00:03:05,982 --> 00:03:08,233 Yeah, but I got really into Pinterest. 72 00:03:08,318 --> 00:03:11,853 You should see my Victorian funeral boards. 73 00:03:11,938 --> 00:03:14,489 - How much did this thing cost? - Nada. 74 00:03:14,608 --> 00:03:16,941 I lifted it from the lost and found. 75 00:03:17,077 --> 00:03:18,943 As far as I'm concerned, after three months, 76 00:03:19,029 --> 00:03:20,195 it's up for grabs. 77 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:22,780 It sounds easier than shoplifting, 78 00:03:22,916 --> 00:03:25,533 not that I know anything about shoplifting. 79 00:03:25,619 --> 00:03:27,452 I just figured their Lululemon mommies 80 00:03:27,537 --> 00:03:29,120 will buy them new ones. 81 00:03:29,206 --> 00:03:31,873 I did almost all my Christmas shopping in the lost and found. 82 00:03:31,958 --> 00:03:33,675 - Seriously? - Yeah. 83 00:03:33,793 --> 00:03:35,793 Anything you can dream of is in there, 84 00:03:35,879 --> 00:03:38,046 and about 300 retainers. 85 00:03:38,131 --> 00:03:41,182 - Hey, have you seen any Heelys? - What are Heelys? 86 00:03:41,301 --> 00:03:43,518 You know, the shoes with the wheels in them. 87 00:03:43,637 --> 00:03:44,969 You can walk normally, 88 00:03:45,055 --> 00:03:49,055 then all of a sudden, you start rolling forever. 89 00:03:49,559 --> 00:03:53,061 I know we're all excited to learn about clouds today, 90 00:03:53,146 --> 00:03:57,115 but last night, I started to get nostalgic, 91 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:59,701 and I just thought... yes, Carl? 92 00:03:59,819 --> 00:04:03,819 What does... n-n-n-n-nostalgic mean? 93 00:04:04,491 --> 00:04:05,907 It means a bittersweet longing 94 00:04:05,992 --> 00:04:08,243 for people or things from the past. 95 00:04:08,328 --> 00:04:11,663 Anyway, I ran into some old friends, 96 00:04:11,748 --> 00:04:14,249 and when I got home, I went online 97 00:04:14,334 --> 00:04:17,354 and looked up my ex-boyfriend Jacob's profile. 98 00:04:17,472 --> 00:04:19,837 But, Ms. Watson, you promised you wouldn't do that anymore. 99 00:04:19,973 --> 00:04:21,839 - Yeah. - I know I said that, Beth, 100 00:04:21,925 --> 00:04:24,509 but I'm an adult, and I needed to do this. 101 00:04:24,644 --> 00:04:25,827 Okay. 102 00:04:27,013 --> 00:04:29,847 So, who wants to play a game? 103 00:04:29,933 --> 00:04:31,516 [overlapping chatter] 104 00:04:31,651 --> 00:04:33,484 Great. 105 00:04:36,156 --> 00:04:40,156 This game is called "Friends or More Than Friends." 106 00:04:40,694 --> 00:04:42,243 I'm gonna show you the photos 107 00:04:42,362 --> 00:04:46,362 that Jacob posted online of him and this girl, 108 00:04:46,449 --> 00:04:49,617 and I want you to tell me if they look like friends 109 00:04:49,703 --> 00:04:52,470 or more than friends, okay? 110 00:04:56,009 --> 00:04:58,459 Friends or more than friends? 111 00:04:58,545 --> 00:05:00,428 All: Friends! 112 00:05:00,547 --> 00:05:03,181 Great. 113 00:05:03,266 --> 00:05:06,351 Friends or more than friends? 114 00:05:06,436 --> 00:05:09,937 All: Friends. 115 00:05:10,056 --> 00:05:13,191 Friends or more than friends? 116 00:05:16,313 --> 00:05:19,230 It's okay. You can be honest. 117 00:05:22,068 --> 00:05:24,869 - Yes? - More than friends? 118 00:05:24,954 --> 00:05:26,654 David, go to the principal's office! 119 00:05:26,740 --> 00:05:28,873 - But... - Now! 120 00:05:31,711 --> 00:05:33,461 [door opens and closes] 121 00:05:33,580 --> 00:05:36,748 Okay. 122 00:05:36,883 --> 00:05:40,585 Friends or more than friends? 123 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:43,388 All: Friends. 124 00:05:43,473 --> 00:05:44,473 Thank you. 125 00:05:44,507 --> 00:05:45,923 126 00:05:48,978 --> 00:05:50,895 You shouldn't squint so much. 127 00:05:50,980 --> 00:05:52,430 You'll start looking like Keith Richards. 128 00:05:52,515 --> 00:05:53,815 Yeah, Keith Richards. 129 00:05:53,933 --> 00:05:55,400 Well, I wouldn't have to squint if you'd just 130 00:05:55,485 --> 00:05:57,402 scoot over so I could sit in the shade. 131 00:05:57,487 --> 00:05:59,270 Oh, we'd be perfectly willing to scoot over, 132 00:05:59,406 --> 00:06:01,072 but then people might think you're in the clique. 133 00:06:01,157 --> 00:06:02,440 Yeah, the clique. 134 00:06:02,575 --> 00:06:04,492 I will never be in your clique. 135 00:06:04,611 --> 00:06:06,277 Cliques encourage exclusivity, 136 00:06:06,413 --> 00:06:08,112 and I want to promote acceptance. 137 00:06:08,248 --> 00:06:10,365 Well, how about accepting that your deodorant crystal 138 00:06:10,450 --> 00:06:12,333 can't stand up to 80 degrees in alpaca? 139 00:06:12,452 --> 00:06:14,285 - Yeah, alpaca. - Okay, you need to stop that. 140 00:06:14,371 --> 00:06:17,171 - Yeah, stop that. - Seriously? 141 00:06:17,290 --> 00:06:18,539 Oh. 142 00:06:18,625 --> 00:06:21,709 I feel like a sweat lodge tragedy waiting to happen. 143 00:06:21,795 --> 00:06:23,961 We have plenty of beverages to cool you down on this side. 144 00:06:24,047 --> 00:06:26,381 In fact, I'm thirsty. 145 00:06:26,466 --> 00:06:28,099 Bottle up your butt, up your butt, 146 00:06:28,184 --> 00:06:31,269 up your butt, up your butt, up your butt. 147 00:06:33,773 --> 00:06:35,890 [sighs] All right. 148 00:06:35,975 --> 00:06:38,059 I can't take it anymore. I'm in. 149 00:06:38,144 --> 00:06:42,144 - Yay! - I'm so proud of you. 150 00:06:42,282 --> 00:06:44,148 [laughs] 151 00:06:44,234 --> 00:06:46,868 See, isn't it so fun over here? 152 00:06:46,986 --> 00:06:48,820 I'm so happy. 153 00:06:48,955 --> 00:06:50,035 I haven't been this excited 154 00:06:50,123 --> 00:06:51,483 since I convinced David Weinberger 155 00:06:51,541 --> 00:06:54,325 to accept Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior. 156 00:06:54,461 --> 00:06:55,827 157 00:06:55,912 --> 00:06:59,912 [sobbing] 158 00:07:01,167 --> 00:07:05,167 Ms. Watson, I wanted to introduce you to Ginny Groves. 159 00:07:07,557 --> 00:07:10,892 She'll be our substitute speech therapist for the week. 160 00:07:11,010 --> 00:07:12,677 - Hi. - It's nice to meet you. 161 00:07:12,762 --> 00:07:15,513 - Oh, wow. - You're here. 162 00:07:15,648 --> 00:07:18,182 You're the l-l-l-l-lady from the p-p-p-p... 163 00:07:18,268 --> 00:07:22,019 Carl, that's enough! 164 00:07:22,155 --> 00:07:24,238 Well, it's great to have you here, Jenny. 165 00:07:24,357 --> 00:07:26,524 - Oh, it's Ginny. - G-I-N-N-Y. 166 00:07:26,659 --> 00:07:27,942 Oh. 167 00:07:28,027 --> 00:07:29,777 I would've pronounced that "Giney." 168 00:07:29,863 --> 00:07:32,960 Well, I will be back a little later to take Carl from you. 169 00:07:33,079 --> 00:07:34,446 Haven't you already taken enough? 170 00:07:35,201 --> 00:07:36,728 - What? - What? 171 00:07:37,306 --> 00:07:38,986 What? 172 00:07:40,340 --> 00:07:43,841 Ms. Watson, perhaps you can show Ginny around, 173 00:07:43,927 --> 00:07:45,793 answer any questions Ginny has? 174 00:07:45,879 --> 00:07:47,211 Of course. 175 00:07:47,347 --> 00:07:49,514 And I might even have some questions for her. 176 00:07:49,599 --> 00:07:53,599 [laughs] 177 00:07:54,767 --> 00:07:57,174 - Looking forward to it, Giney. - Ginny. 178 00:07:57,259 --> 00:07:58,431 Uh-huh. 179 00:07:58,975 --> 00:08:00,725 Okay. 180 00:08:05,281 --> 00:08:07,114 She looks prettier in person. 181 00:08:07,233 --> 00:08:08,733 I want you to go to the corner and think about 182 00:08:08,868 --> 00:08:11,369 what you just said, okay? 183 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:15,640 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 184 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:18,754 Tear it down 185 00:08:19,239 --> 00:08:20,672 That's the famous Jacob. 186 00:08:20,774 --> 00:08:22,207 I can't believe I have to spend the day 187 00:08:22,292 --> 00:08:24,793 with my ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. 188 00:08:24,911 --> 00:08:26,636 Yeah, she sucks. 189 00:08:27,798 --> 00:08:29,497 What do you think, Cecelia? 190 00:08:29,583 --> 00:08:31,648 You're in the group, aren't you? 191 00:08:37,174 --> 00:08:38,575 Yeah, she's a tramp. 192 00:08:40,093 --> 00:08:41,176 Aww, thank you. 193 00:08:41,261 --> 00:08:43,228 I taught him to do all that stuff. 194 00:08:43,313 --> 00:08:44,562 When he refused to read "The Notebook," 195 00:08:44,648 --> 00:08:46,097 I played the movie while he slept 196 00:08:46,183 --> 00:08:48,099 so he would subliminally absorb it. 197 00:08:48,185 --> 00:08:49,567 Why did you guys break up again? 198 00:08:49,653 --> 00:08:51,569 I suggested we get a puppy, you know, 199 00:08:51,655 --> 00:08:54,105 to warm him up to the idea of a baby. 200 00:08:54,191 --> 00:08:55,704 But he was so commitment-phobic 201 00:08:55,776 --> 00:08:58,777 that when I brought it up, he broke up with me over a dog. 202 00:08:58,862 --> 00:09:01,529 - Bastard. - We were really in love. 203 00:09:01,615 --> 00:09:05,615 I thought we were gonna get married. 204 00:09:06,253 --> 00:09:08,420 Oh, my God! 205 00:09:08,505 --> 00:09:10,121 That hussy is kissing my ex-boyfriend 206 00:09:10,207 --> 00:09:12,173 in front of my school! 207 00:09:12,292 --> 00:09:13,292 Don't worry, girl. 208 00:09:13,427 --> 00:09:14,626 - We got your back. - Yeah. 209 00:09:14,761 --> 00:09:17,128 That bitch better sleep with one eye open, 210 00:09:17,264 --> 00:09:19,013 or I'm gonna stab her in the neck! 211 00:09:19,132 --> 00:09:23,132 212 00:09:23,220 --> 00:09:24,602 This is the teachers' lounge. 213 00:09:24,688 --> 00:09:26,971 Coffee, doughnuts, you get it. Moving on. 214 00:09:27,107 --> 00:09:28,973 Ooh, I love your bracelet. 215 00:09:29,109 --> 00:09:32,060 - Thanks. - I made it. 216 00:09:32,145 --> 00:09:33,978 A fellow crafter? 217 00:09:34,064 --> 00:09:36,898 - Do you tumble your own stones? - Uh, yeah. 218 00:09:36,983 --> 00:09:39,367 It's not homemade unless you tumble your own stones. 219 00:09:39,486 --> 00:09:42,070 - That's what I always say. - You know what? 220 00:09:42,155 --> 00:09:43,488 I have always wanted to take that class 221 00:09:43,573 --> 00:09:45,573 at the adult learning annex, but they always fill up. 222 00:09:45,659 --> 00:09:47,992 - Ugh, tell me about it. - Yes, and when a spot 223 00:09:48,128 --> 00:09:49,488 did open up, it was on a Wednesday 224 00:09:49,546 --> 00:09:51,162 when I have synchronized swimming class. 225 00:09:51,248 --> 00:09:52,330 Oh, my God. 226 00:09:52,415 --> 00:09:53,998 I also do water ballet. 227 00:09:54,084 --> 00:09:55,667 - Okay. - Hold on. 228 00:09:55,802 --> 00:09:56,918 On the count of three, 229 00:09:57,003 --> 00:09:58,970 say your favorite synchronized swimming position. 230 00:09:59,055 --> 00:10:00,805 One, two, three. 231 00:10:00,891 --> 00:10:04,259 Both: Dolphin arch! 232 00:10:04,344 --> 00:10:05,844 Everyone always says, "Flamingo position." 233 00:10:05,929 --> 00:10:07,011 I know, but it is... 234 00:10:07,097 --> 00:10:08,813 both: A total waste of time! 235 00:10:08,899 --> 00:10:11,182 [both laugh] 236 00:10:11,318 --> 00:10:13,184 - Wow! - We have so much in common. 237 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:15,520 You would not believe how many people don't share my interests! 238 00:10:15,655 --> 00:10:17,522 - I know! - We should totally hang out. 239 00:10:17,657 --> 00:10:18,523 - Yes! - You should come 240 00:10:18,658 --> 00:10:19,524 to a wine tasting with me 241 00:10:19,659 --> 00:10:22,527 and my boyfriend sometime! 242 00:10:24,030 --> 00:10:25,475 No, I can't. 243 00:10:25,610 --> 00:10:26,977 I'm busy. 244 00:10:27,954 --> 00:10:29,055 Moving on. 245 00:10:30,420 --> 00:10:32,620 Feldman? 246 00:10:32,706 --> 00:10:35,039 Are you trying out a Harajuku girl lifestyle? 247 00:10:35,125 --> 00:10:36,374 Sorry, dude. 248 00:10:36,510 --> 00:10:38,343 Gotta turn down these sweet jams. 249 00:10:38,428 --> 00:10:39,844 Is all this stuff from the lost and found? 250 00:10:39,930 --> 00:10:42,964 - Yeah. - But clothes can be problematic. 251 00:10:43,049 --> 00:10:44,299 I fit into this vest, 252 00:10:44,384 --> 00:10:46,935 but I had to cut myself out of a pair of jeans. 253 00:10:47,053 --> 00:10:48,636 You're too obvious. 254 00:10:48,722 --> 00:10:51,272 You're supposed to keep your eye on an item for a while, 255 00:10:51,391 --> 00:10:52,524 and then steal it. 256 00:10:52,609 --> 00:10:54,726 Chill out, McGruff the Crime Dog. 257 00:10:54,811 --> 00:10:57,529 I rock this stuff like I was born wearing it. 258 00:10:57,614 --> 00:10:59,280 Hey, my sunglasses! 259 00:10:59,399 --> 00:11:01,482 I've been looking for those! 260 00:11:01,568 --> 00:11:03,651 Well, apparently, you missed my face 261 00:11:03,737 --> 00:11:06,037 because that's where I've been holding them for you. 262 00:11:06,122 --> 00:11:08,540 - You stole them. - I'm telling Principal Pearson. 263 00:11:08,625 --> 00:11:11,659 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 264 00:11:11,745 --> 00:11:14,045 Here you go. 265 00:11:19,085 --> 00:11:22,253 And here's an iPad to keep quiet. 266 00:11:25,225 --> 00:11:27,425 - What? - One kid noticed. 267 00:11:27,510 --> 00:11:30,929 - Hey, that's my vest! - I'm telling! 268 00:11:31,064 --> 00:11:34,432 Principal Pearson! Principal Pearson! 269 00:11:34,568 --> 00:11:36,434 Then Tucky surprised me the other day 270 00:11:36,519 --> 00:11:38,686 with a hot air balloon ride. 271 00:11:38,772 --> 00:11:39,938 "Tucky"? 272 00:11:40,073 --> 00:11:42,273 Oh, I started calling Jacob that after he surprised me 273 00:11:42,359 --> 00:11:44,242 with a trip to Nantucket. Tucky! 274 00:11:44,327 --> 00:11:45,827 Have you ever been there? 275 00:11:45,946 --> 00:11:46,694 Yeah. 276 00:11:46,780 --> 00:11:48,446 It's my favorite island. 277 00:11:48,531 --> 00:11:51,199 Oh, he's the best. 278 00:11:51,284 --> 00:11:54,085 Wow. Sounds like he doesn't have any flaws 279 00:11:54,170 --> 00:11:56,588 like not putting back your decorative pillows 280 00:11:56,673 --> 00:11:58,172 after he makes the bed or forgetting 281 00:11:58,291 --> 00:12:00,675 to use your rose-petal room mist after using the bathroom. 282 00:12:00,794 --> 00:12:02,927 Oh, he used to do stuff like that all the time, 283 00:12:03,013 --> 00:12:05,263 but not anymore. 284 00:12:05,348 --> 00:12:07,657 He said he wanted to change for me. 285 00:12:09,135 --> 00:12:10,518 - Amazing. - Although, 286 00:12:10,637 --> 00:12:12,891 there is one thing about him that drives me nuts. 287 00:12:12,975 --> 00:12:15,974 - Great. - I mean, what is it? 288 00:12:16,059 --> 00:12:17,308 He's too involved. 289 00:12:17,394 --> 00:12:19,978 Sometimes I'm like, "Okay, just because I'm reading 290 00:12:20,063 --> 00:12:22,264 all of Nicholas Sparks' books doesn't mean you have to." 291 00:12:22,322 --> 00:12:24,616 [laughs] Right? 292 00:12:24,701 --> 00:12:26,596 Right. 293 00:12:28,154 --> 00:12:29,821 [grunts] 294 00:12:29,956 --> 00:12:33,157 This potholder is taking forever. 295 00:12:33,243 --> 00:12:36,911 Oh, I just finished mine. 296 00:12:36,997 --> 00:12:38,663 The T is for "Tucky." 297 00:12:43,586 --> 00:12:46,054 You know what you and Tucky should do? 298 00:12:46,172 --> 00:12:47,505 What? 299 00:12:47,641 --> 00:12:51,058 You should adopt a dog. 300 00:12:51,144 --> 00:12:52,628 Aww. 301 00:12:53,003 --> 00:12:55,313 [laughter] 302 00:12:55,398 --> 00:12:56,597 This will teach her to date 303 00:12:56,683 --> 00:12:58,316 one of our friends' ex-boyfriends! 304 00:12:58,401 --> 00:12:59,767 [laughter] 305 00:12:59,853 --> 00:13:00,935 You spelled the name wrong. 306 00:13:01,021 --> 00:13:02,353 It's Ginny with a G. 307 00:13:02,489 --> 00:13:04,188 - I know. - I'm being mean. 308 00:13:04,324 --> 00:13:06,691 [laughter] 309 00:13:06,776 --> 00:13:09,360 I just took a dump in her desk. 310 00:13:09,446 --> 00:13:11,362 Oh, my God. 311 00:13:11,448 --> 00:13:12,780 It's not even her desk. 312 00:13:12,866 --> 00:13:15,199 - She's a sub. - This clique rules! 313 00:13:15,285 --> 00:13:17,535 I don't know why I didn't do this in middle school. 314 00:13:17,620 --> 00:13:19,003 [gasps] Oh, my God! 315 00:13:19,089 --> 00:13:20,838 Have you guys seen the movie "Carrie"? 316 00:13:20,924 --> 00:13:24,709 I have pig's blood in my trunk from my last protest. 317 00:13:24,844 --> 00:13:26,177 I'll be right back! 318 00:13:26,262 --> 00:13:28,796 319 00:13:31,485 --> 00:13:32,734 Tear it down 320 00:13:32,870 --> 00:13:34,152 [rock music] 321 00:13:34,238 --> 00:13:35,871 Tear it down 322 00:13:35,956 --> 00:13:37,956 [sobbing] Oh, there you are. 323 00:13:38,075 --> 00:13:39,475 I've been looking all over for you. 324 00:13:39,543 --> 00:13:41,076 What's wrong? 325 00:13:41,161 --> 00:13:43,745 Did you get shut out of the herbal soap making class? 326 00:13:43,830 --> 00:13:47,749 - No. - Jacob and I broke up. 327 00:13:47,834 --> 00:13:50,135 I just feel sick. 328 00:13:50,254 --> 00:13:53,088 [sobbing] 329 00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:54,556 What happened? 330 00:13:54,641 --> 00:13:57,058 Last night, we got home from a couple's cooking class. 331 00:13:57,144 --> 00:13:58,927 - You guys go to cooking class? - Yeah. 332 00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:02,597 And everything was going fine until I decided to bring up 333 00:14:02,683 --> 00:14:04,099 getting a dog like you suggested. 334 00:14:04,184 --> 00:14:07,102 - Uh-huh? - And he totally freaked out, 335 00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:08,853 and he said that that was exactly 336 00:14:08,939 --> 00:14:10,989 what happened with his ex. 337 00:14:11,108 --> 00:14:13,024 [sobbing] 338 00:14:13,110 --> 00:14:15,694 Did he say anything else about her? 339 00:14:15,779 --> 00:14:18,613 - What? - No. 340 00:14:18,699 --> 00:14:21,449 And then, before I knew it, he was just... 341 00:14:21,535 --> 00:14:23,785 he said it was over! 342 00:14:23,870 --> 00:14:25,787 And then, this morning, I get here, 343 00:14:25,923 --> 00:14:28,540 and some students had vandalized my office. 344 00:14:28,625 --> 00:14:31,092 - That's terrible. - Someone actually defecated 345 00:14:31,178 --> 00:14:33,128 - in my desk drawer. - Oh, my God. 346 00:14:33,213 --> 00:14:35,013 And I'm pretty sure they were vegan 347 00:14:35,132 --> 00:14:38,466 'cause the smell was awful. 348 00:14:38,552 --> 00:14:40,518 Oh, my God. 349 00:14:40,637 --> 00:14:43,972 And I just... ugh! 350 00:14:44,057 --> 00:14:47,892 I've never had my heart broken like this before. 351 00:14:47,978 --> 00:14:50,228 I thought he was the one. 352 00:14:50,314 --> 00:14:52,981 I know. 353 00:14:53,116 --> 00:14:55,817 It's the worst feeling. 354 00:14:58,205 --> 00:15:00,872 I've got to go disinfect my desk. 355 00:15:00,991 --> 00:15:03,074 But maybe we can talk later? 356 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:04,626 Sure. 357 00:15:04,711 --> 00:15:07,829 Okay. 358 00:15:07,965 --> 00:15:10,749 You're an angel. 359 00:15:13,670 --> 00:15:16,504 I'm a monster. 360 00:15:16,590 --> 00:15:19,007 - Crap! - Did I miss her? 361 00:15:20,894 --> 00:15:22,644 No running! 362 00:15:22,729 --> 00:15:26,481 Dude, I'm sorry I derailed your lost and found gravy train. 363 00:15:26,566 --> 00:15:28,850 - It's okay. - I knew it was too good to last. 364 00:15:28,935 --> 00:15:30,435 You put all your stuff back? 365 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:32,570 - Yeah. - My husband's gonna be pissed 366 00:15:32,689 --> 00:15:34,356 when he realizes half our Xbox games 367 00:15:34,491 --> 00:15:36,775 and our stash of ADD meds are gone. 368 00:15:36,860 --> 00:15:38,743 - Hmm. - Did you return everything? 369 00:15:38,862 --> 00:15:40,612 - Yeah. - Really? 370 00:15:40,697 --> 00:15:42,364 - Mm-hmm. - Feldman. 371 00:15:42,449 --> 00:15:43,832 Smell you later. 372 00:15:43,917 --> 00:15:47,035 [uplifting music] 373 00:15:47,170 --> 00:15:50,088 374 00:15:50,207 --> 00:15:52,173 You bounce back surprisingly quickly 375 00:15:52,259 --> 00:15:53,875 after putting a bottle up your butt. 376 00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:55,543 You know, the human body's pretty amazing, 377 00:15:55,629 --> 00:15:56,878 the way it heals itself. 378 00:15:56,963 --> 00:15:58,129 Oh, my God, you guys! 379 00:15:58,215 --> 00:15:59,631 Guess what! Hey! 380 00:15:59,716 --> 00:16:01,549 What did I tell you, you bald freak? 381 00:16:01,635 --> 00:16:03,134 You don't sit at our table! 382 00:16:03,220 --> 00:16:05,353 Get the hell out of here! 383 00:16:07,724 --> 00:16:09,808 [laughs] 384 00:16:09,893 --> 00:16:12,560 - What is wrong with you? - That is Mr. Spinnoli. 385 00:16:12,646 --> 00:16:14,562 He teaches special ed. 386 00:16:14,648 --> 00:16:15,910 - So? - Okay. 387 00:16:15,995 --> 00:16:16,995 I can't take it anymore. 388 00:16:17,067 --> 00:16:18,650 - I am dissolving this clique. - What? 389 00:16:18,702 --> 00:16:19,734 You are out of control. 390 00:16:19,820 --> 00:16:21,786 This morning's desk incident? 391 00:16:21,905 --> 00:16:23,121 Who can poop on cue? 392 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:25,123 I doubled up on my mung beans. 393 00:16:25,242 --> 00:16:26,875 This clique used to be fun, 394 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:29,327 - but now it's kind of scary. - Yeah. 395 00:16:29,413 --> 00:16:31,746 I dated a Latin King once, and it was not this bad. 396 00:16:31,882 --> 00:16:33,381 - So we're done? - Yeah. 397 00:16:33,467 --> 00:16:34,467 We are done. 398 00:16:35,419 --> 00:16:36,419 Good. 399 00:16:36,887 --> 00:16:38,336 I'm glad I made my point. 400 00:16:38,422 --> 00:16:39,656 What point? 401 00:16:43,093 --> 00:16:45,310 I decided the best way to show you 402 00:16:45,429 --> 00:16:47,645 how awful cliques were was to infiltrate yours 403 00:16:47,764 --> 00:16:50,014 and mimic your behavior... 404 00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:52,767 to affect social change. 405 00:16:52,903 --> 00:16:56,187 - Right. - You took a dump for change. 406 00:16:58,358 --> 00:16:59,824 I just can't believe it's over. 407 00:16:59,943 --> 00:17:01,276 Don't beat yourself up. 408 00:17:01,361 --> 00:17:03,778 It's perfectly reasonable to want a dog. 409 00:17:03,864 --> 00:17:05,613 You're absolutely right, Caroline. 410 00:17:05,749 --> 00:17:07,699 You know what? I am so glad we met. 411 00:17:07,784 --> 00:17:10,535 You... you have been such a great friend. 412 00:17:13,790 --> 00:17:17,790 - Actually, that's not true. - Listen... 413 00:17:18,261 --> 00:17:20,295 - Excuse me. - Where's the teachers' lounge? 414 00:17:20,380 --> 00:17:23,631 Oh, thank you. Thank you. 415 00:17:23,767 --> 00:17:25,850 - Oh, my pen! - What? 416 00:17:25,969 --> 00:17:28,803 Ginny. 417 00:17:28,939 --> 00:17:29,939 I need to talk to you. 418 00:17:29,973 --> 00:17:31,639 Jacob, what are you doing here? 419 00:17:31,775 --> 00:17:33,358 I freaked out yesterday. 420 00:17:33,477 --> 00:17:34,609 I-I blew it. 421 00:17:34,694 --> 00:17:35,977 Did you get me a puppy? 422 00:17:36,062 --> 00:17:40,062 No, I got us a puppy. 423 00:17:41,735 --> 00:17:45,069 And that's not all. Here. 424 00:17:45,155 --> 00:17:48,957 I've never met another woman like you. 425 00:17:49,042 --> 00:17:50,992 No one has ever measured up to you. 426 00:17:51,128 --> 00:17:53,461 No one ever will. 427 00:17:53,547 --> 00:17:57,547 Virginia Anne Groves... will you marry me? 428 00:17:57,968 --> 00:18:00,718 Tucky! 429 00:18:00,837 --> 00:18:03,888 Yes! Yes! 430 00:18:04,007 --> 00:18:05,673 Are you kidding me? 431 00:18:05,759 --> 00:18:08,843 Did you seriously just propose at my school? 432 00:18:08,929 --> 00:18:11,513 I did everything for you. 433 00:18:11,598 --> 00:18:14,732 Eat [bleep]! Eat [bleep]! Eat [bleep]! Eat [bleep]! 434 00:18:14,851 --> 00:18:15,900 Eat [bleep]! 435 00:18:16,019 --> 00:18:17,819 You, sir, can eat [bleep]! 436 00:18:17,904 --> 00:18:18,937 Eat [bleep]! Eat [bleep]! 437 00:18:19,022 --> 00:18:20,188 Eat all of the [bleep]! 438 00:18:20,323 --> 00:18:21,189 Just eat it! 439 00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:22,524 You're a [bleep] eater! 440 00:18:22,609 --> 00:18:24,025 Eat [bleep]! Eat [bleep]! 441 00:18:24,110 --> 00:18:26,528 Eat it! Eat [bleep]! 442 00:18:31,251 --> 00:18:32,867 Ginny... 443 00:18:33,003 --> 00:18:37,003 I wish you all the happiness in the world. 444 00:18:37,374 --> 00:18:41,374 This is a really great dog. 445 00:18:42,212 --> 00:18:44,512 Jacob, you can eat [bleep]. 446 00:18:44,598 --> 00:18:46,514 Yeah. 447 00:18:50,053 --> 00:18:52,220 [rock music] 448 00:18:54,852 --> 00:18:57,402 Tear it down 449 00:18:57,521 --> 00:19:00,071 - Rough day, sister. - How you holding up? 450 00:19:00,190 --> 00:19:01,273 I'm fine. 451 00:19:01,358 --> 00:19:03,191 I think I handled it really well. 452 00:19:03,277 --> 00:19:04,493 Besides, she needs to get married 453 00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:06,862 so she can change her last name. 454 00:19:06,997 --> 00:19:08,697 Virginia Ann Groves? 455 00:19:08,832 --> 00:19:10,198 Her monogram is VAG. 456 00:19:10,334 --> 00:19:12,083 [women giggling] 457 00:19:12,202 --> 00:19:15,420 [indistinct chatter] 458 00:19:15,539 --> 00:19:17,899 I'll be right back. 459 00:19:19,376 --> 00:19:21,042 - Hello. - Caroline. 460 00:19:21,178 --> 00:19:23,094 - We'd hoped we'd see you here. - Oh, why? 461 00:19:23,213 --> 00:19:26,097 So you could rub it in my face that I'm still single? 462 00:19:26,216 --> 00:19:27,516 Well, guess what. 463 00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:29,134 Jacob got engaged to another woman today, 464 00:19:29,219 --> 00:19:30,719 and I actually helped. 465 00:19:30,804 --> 00:19:33,305 And I realized I don't need to get married. 466 00:19:33,390 --> 00:19:34,773 I don't need a man. 467 00:19:34,892 --> 00:19:36,389 I don't need anyone. 468 00:19:36,470 --> 00:19:39,438 I can sit at home all day watching international... 469 00:19:39,494 --> 00:19:41,352 Is that what I want to do? 470 00:19:41,415 --> 00:19:42,844 I'm a survivor. 471 00:19:42,891 --> 00:19:44,531 I listen to Beyonc?. 472 00:19:44,579 --> 00:19:47,406 So... bow down bitches! 473 00:19:48,336 --> 00:19:50,336 We were going to give you my brother's number. 474 00:19:50,422 --> 00:19:52,422 He is a surgeon. 475 00:19:52,547 --> 00:19:54,547 And I now glad to take it. 476 00:19:54,597 --> 00:19:59,147 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32978

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