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So I went out with a drug dealer on...
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Jared S., make a better choice!
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Saturday night.
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- It was incredible.
- Oh, that is so awesome.
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Okay, Alfred G., three, two...
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Not today, my friend.
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Was he, like, a mobster or something?
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No, he, like, sells Vicodin
on the low, full time.
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Stop. Down. Now.
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If you tell me he has a goatee,
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I'm gonna be so jealous.
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He was really tender.
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Xavier L., is that your...
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thank you for making a
good choice, Xavier L.
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But not too tender,
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if you know what I mean.
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[chuckles]
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- Did you do the deed?
- [chuckles]
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Okay, Room 301, we're done down here.
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We do not make gestures like that.
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These are bad kids.
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The worst.
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[rock music]
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-
Tear it down -
Tear it down
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[rock music]
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Cake, cake, cake
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Haters gonna hate,
bakers gonna bake
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Cake in the morning
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What's up with this cake?
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My class made it for
Hunger Action Month.
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Then shouldn't they be eating it?
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No. I took it away from them,
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so they could know the
true meaning of hunger.
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Well, I've decided to treat myself
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ever since my breakup with Jacob.
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How are you doing?
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Not that well.
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Hasn't it been, like, a year?
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14 months.
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Ladies, I'm so glad you're
all here for the meeting.
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- What meeting?
- The anti-bullying committee meeting.
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Ms. Feldman?
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Ms. Feldman, are you
here for the meeting?
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The meeting?
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Yes. Yes, I am.
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Were you just sleeping?
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No. No, I was not.
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Okay.
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I just got off the phone
with Mrs. Lark from district.
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A while back, they
mandated that every school
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launch an anti-bullying program.
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I need this committee
to come up with ways
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to prevent bullying here at Fillmore.
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But we don't have a bullying problem.
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I know, but someone reported
that we didn't have a program,
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and now we have to have one.
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- That was me.
- Why would you do that?
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But then how are we going to
know who the popular kids are?
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- What?
- I thought I was excused
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from all extracurricular activities
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due to emotional stress.
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That was never a thing.
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This is going to make a real difference.
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I know in high school
when Lauren Zellnek
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convinced everyone that I was gay
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and put fetal pigs in my locker,
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I could have used a program like this.
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Anyway, I need you all to
come up with different ways
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to prevent bullying at Fillmore.
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- Are you all in?
- Yes.
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Because with cutbacks
looming, it's volunteering
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for a program like
this that would keep you
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from getting fired.
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- I'm in.
- Me, too.
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- Yeah, I'll do it.
- Yeah, yeah.
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- Good.
- Yay.
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Okay, everyone. Quiet coyote.
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Thank you.
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Now today I want to talk
to you guys about bullies.
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Did you know that the word "bully"
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originally meant "sweetheart"?
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Makes a lot of sense
when you think about it.
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Because sometimes a bully
starts out as a sweetheart.
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That's how they get you.
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A bully is someone who generally
disregards your feelings,
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ignores your texts,
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and changes the password on
your joint Netflix account
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- two days after you break up.
- Uh, Ms. Watson...
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A bully can also take you
to Nashville one weekend
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on his frequent flier miles,
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treat you to bottomless mimosas,
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and then on Monday tell you it's over.
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What's a mimosa?
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It's something women in their 20s order
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so they can feel better
about drinking in the morning.
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I thought we were going
to read Cinderella today.
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No.
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No, I'm not going to be
reading you any fairy tales
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because they're lies.
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The truth is, kids,
sometimes Prince Charming
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wants to date other people, you know?
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And just because you leave
a shoe in his apartment
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doesn't mean you can
show up whenever you want.
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Nobody lives happily
ever after. Trust me.
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My cousin Connie's 39.
She just got divorced,
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and now she works part-time at a Chicos.
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- Chicos?
- Yeah, Chicos.
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It's Spanish for big shoulders.
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[rock music]
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Ms. Snap, I drew you a picture of us.
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Thank you so much.
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Is that supposed to be me?
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Yeah.
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Where are my cheekbones?
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- Uh...
- Couple of tips.
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We have the same size wrists,
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so why do you draw me
with the bigger body?
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I'm not Miley Cyrus. I
don't have horse teeth.
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- Okay.
- This is really bad.
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It's disgusting.
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Let's just consider this a rough draft.
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Debbie?
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Love that chambray dress.
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What if we had them write down
what they did wrong on signs
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and then they could wear
them around their necks
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like that dog-shaming website?
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They're not dogs.
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Sometimes bullying can be a good thing.
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In high school, my best friend Randy
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got called the f-word every day
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and now he's head pastor of his church.
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Lauren Zellnek tortured
me in high school.
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It got so bad that I got hemorrhoids
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and I had to sit on an
innertube in all of my classes.
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You must have felt like you
were at the pool all day.
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Sorry. The hot dad
dropped his son off late
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and I had to flirt with him.
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He is so hot.
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- Did you bring any ideas?
- Yes, I did.
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A compliments board is a great idea.
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I think we should christen it by giving
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each other compliments.
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Um, I'll start.
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Chelsea, I think your hair
looks really nice today.
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I look like a piece of [bleep].
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So should I not write that down or...
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Caroline, um...
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I really like how you
handled your breakup.
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That's not a compliment.
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For someone who doesn't
have a lot going on for them,
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you have a lot of confidence.
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Thank you so much.
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Raise your hand if you've
ever bullied someone.
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Okay, guys, bullying
is not just pushing,
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beating, and shoving.
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We can also hurt each
other with our words.
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So why don't we go ahead
and shout out some examples
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of verbal bullying?
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Marty has a butt chin.
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Yes. That is bullying.
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Any other examples?
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Denise doesn't know who her dad is.
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Mm, this is an interesting example.
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It sounds like bullying, but
is also a factual statement.
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So is it bullying?
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I don't know the answer there.
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Ms. Feldman's gonna be
honest with you guys.
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I don't know.
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This is one of those times
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where we're all on the
same page learning together,
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and it's really fun.
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Maggie has the same
haircut as my Aunt Linda.
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My mom made me get this haircut.
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Alison's mom is fat. Chuck's mom is fat.
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Brendan's mom is fat.
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Alison, Chuck, and Brendan's dads
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like it like that.
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A lot of guys do.
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Did someone already do Maggie's haircut?
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You guys, my mom made me go
to her hairdresser, Doris.
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And Doris only knows one haircut.
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I don't think Maggie's
haircut is a problem, you guys.
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I think it's Doris.
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But if we all agree that
Maggie's haircut is bad,
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then is that bullying?
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Yeah. I think it is.
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It's 'cause people are very dark inside.
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People are very sad and dark inside.
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Okay, a little too much?
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We'll save that for after lunch.
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[kids sobbing]
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Oh, my God. What happened?
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- This is horrible.
- _
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I didn't want this haircut.
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Oh, Maggie, honey, ignore the board.
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You're beautiful.
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Where did they come
up with these insults?
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This is the opposite of compliments.
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This is bullying.
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Which is progress because this morning
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they didn't even know you
could bully with words?
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Unbelievable.
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[rock music]
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The compliments board was a disaster.
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Now does anyone have any
ideas that are actually good?
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We really need an anti-bullying club.
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What if we implement a buddy system
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where you always have one
friend you can really count on?
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What if they don't even have one friend?
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What if we made sure kids
only said nice things?
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We can't restrict their free speech.
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I really think we need
an anti-bullying club.
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Now that is a good idea.
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- I love that.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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I just suggested that.
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What would they do in the club?
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It would be a safe place
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for them to talk about their feelings.
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They could make potato batteries.
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They could check their email.
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It could just be a safe place
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for them to talk about their feelings.
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That's it. Perfect.
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Did I not just say that?
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We'd need someone to be in charge.
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I'm happy to offer my classroom.
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I used to cut myself.
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This is my pain.
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I'm gonna run this club.
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I am.
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This is a safe place.
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I want you all to feel
that you can come here
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and talk about issues and troubles
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you're having here at school, okay?
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Does anyone want to share anything?
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Brad says I smell like Funyons.
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People love Funyons. They're fun.
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Listen, in high school,
Lauren Zellnek changed my name
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from Deb Adler to Dumb Fatter,
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which made me develop
an eating disorder.
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Has anyone had any
experiences like that?
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No? Really?
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No one's ever sprayed you
in the face with Windex?
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No one's ever started a
rumor that you were gay
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because you won tickets to
The Rosie O'Donnell Show?
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Did Lauren Zellnek make you
take a shot from a diva cup?
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Jesus Christ.
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Look, I really want to know
how brutal it is for you guys.
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People make fun of my haircut.
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Oh, if that's the worst
thing that's happened to you,
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you're dead when you
get into the real world.
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It's not that bad here at Fillmore.
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Ugh. You guys, you're giving
me nothing to work with.
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It's gonna get bad.
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When you get to sixth
grade, get boobs, cramps,
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whatever it is guys get,
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everything's gonna change.
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When that happens, remember
that you have a voice.
260
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And think of our group's name:
261
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Stop Teasing And Bullying. STAB.
262
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All: STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB!
263
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:33,001
STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB!
264
00:10:33,655 --> 00:10:35,874
Ms. Snap, I drew you another picture.
265
00:10:37,007 --> 00:10:38,840
Why do you insist on making me ugly?
266
00:10:38,842 --> 00:10:41,002
- What?
- I didn't pay $60 a week
267
00:10:41,004 --> 00:10:43,275
for a juice cleanse to have
my thigh gap go unnoticed.
268
00:10:43,855 --> 00:10:44,855
I'm on to you.
269
00:10:45,418 --> 00:10:47,355
I'm not gonna let you
bring me down, Debbie.
270
00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:58,523
This is a prime example
of institutional bullying.
271
00:10:58,525 --> 00:11:00,580
Gender specific bathrooms force students
272
00:11:00,582 --> 00:11:02,353
to prematurely classify themselves,
273
00:11:02,355 --> 00:11:04,020
when really gender's on a spectrum.
274
00:11:04,022 --> 00:11:07,123
I can relate. One time
I dreamt I had a dick.
275
00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:08,257
I do have one question though.
276
00:11:08,259 --> 00:11:10,242
How are they gonna know
which bathroom to use?
277
00:11:12,337 --> 00:11:13,648
Now they can use either.
278
00:11:14,203 --> 00:11:15,474
Don't you have a class right now?
279
00:11:15,476 --> 00:11:16,656
They're in silent free time.
280
00:11:16,658 --> 00:11:19,013
[all screaming]
281
00:11:19,015 --> 00:11:20,820
Come on. We've got five
more bathrooms to hit.
282
00:11:23,074 --> 00:11:25,926
Did you know you can
get HPV from fingers?
283
00:11:25,951 --> 00:11:28,077
How many fingers?
284
00:11:28,079 --> 00:11:30,676
I bought my very first Groupon today.
285
00:11:30,701 --> 00:11:32,683
Oh, nice. What was it for?
286
00:11:32,685 --> 00:11:34,545
Anal bleaching.
287
00:11:37,121 --> 00:11:38,896
Do you really think that you need that?
288
00:11:39,724 --> 00:11:40,715
Probably.
289
00:11:40,717 --> 00:11:42,058
Both: STAB! STAB! STAB!
290
00:11:42,060 --> 00:11:44,026
STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB!
291
00:11:44,028 --> 00:11:45,795
Oh, don't worry. That's, uh,
292
00:11:45,797 --> 00:11:47,163
that's our new anti-bullying club.
293
00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:49,165
Aren't they being a little aggressive?
294
00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:52,068
No. They're just standing
up for themselves.
295
00:11:52,070 --> 00:11:53,069
My mom says I can be President.
296
00:11:53,071 --> 00:11:55,250
You're too stupid to be the President.
297
00:11:55,252 --> 00:11:57,430
Oh, isn't that kid in your class?
298
00:11:57,432 --> 00:11:59,315
Yeah. That's Blake.
299
00:11:59,317 --> 00:12:00,500
Well, he's a bully.
300
00:12:00,525 --> 00:12:02,309
You need to call a
conference with his parents.
301
00:12:02,334 --> 00:12:03,342
Dumb bitch.
302
00:12:04,818 --> 00:12:06,021
Today.
303
00:12:06,865 --> 00:12:08,433
Because the bottom line is
304
00:12:08,435 --> 00:12:10,186
you can't break up with someone
305
00:12:10,188 --> 00:12:12,021
and still like all
their posts on Facebook.
306
00:12:12,497 --> 00:12:13,982
You need to give them closure.
307
00:12:14,521 --> 00:12:16,675
Just because one person's okay
308
00:12:16,677 --> 00:12:18,029
doesn't mean the other person is.
309
00:12:18,429 --> 00:12:19,921
For all you know, that other person
310
00:12:19,923 --> 00:12:21,585
could have been asked to
leave their pottery class
311
00:12:21,587 --> 00:12:23,833
at the learning annex
due to excessive crying
312
00:12:23,835 --> 00:12:26,829
because the class kept reminding
them of the movie Ghost.
313
00:12:27,906 --> 00:12:30,491
So what's the answer?
314
00:12:30,493 --> 00:12:32,868
Sorry. I got a little sidetracked.
315
00:12:36,782 --> 00:12:41,597
It's one.
316
00:12:41,599 --> 00:12:42,667
[knocking]
317
00:12:42,669 --> 00:12:44,238
- Ms. Bennigan?
- Oh, Hot Dad.
318
00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:45,263
What?
319
00:12:46,685 --> 00:12:48,813
Yes? Hi. Hello.
320
00:12:48,815 --> 00:12:50,320
Are you Blake's dad?
321
00:12:50,322 --> 00:12:53,506
Yeah. You wanted to meet with me?
322
00:12:53,531 --> 00:12:56,766
Yes, thank you for coming in.
323
00:12:56,768 --> 00:13:00,525
Um, I wanted to talk
with you about some issues
324
00:13:00,527 --> 00:13:02,105
concerning Blake's behavior.
325
00:13:02,183 --> 00:13:03,316
Yeah.
326
00:13:03,998 --> 00:13:05,497
I was afraid of that ever since
327
00:13:05,530 --> 00:13:09,032
the, uh, change in our family situation.
328
00:13:09,347 --> 00:13:10,447
Oh.
329
00:13:10,449 --> 00:13:12,285
Oh, I'm surprised Blake didn't tell you.
330
00:13:12,830 --> 00:13:14,029
Uh...
331
00:13:15,219 --> 00:13:16,379
His mom left us.
332
00:13:16,404 --> 00:13:18,313
Oh.
333
00:13:19,226 --> 00:13:20,458
I'm so sorry.
334
00:13:20,483 --> 00:13:22,550
Oh, no. It's... it's fine.
335
00:13:22,575 --> 00:13:23,813
No, we'll be strong.
336
00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:26,516
We do miss having a
woman around the house,
337
00:13:26,547 --> 00:13:30,243
but, you know, you're sort
of a surrogate mom to Blake.
338
00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:33,469
[giggles]
339
00:13:37,742 --> 00:13:40,076
- [chuckles]
- I'm... I'm sorry.
340
00:13:40,078 --> 00:13:41,906
- I've embarrassed you.
- No, no, no.
341
00:13:43,899 --> 00:13:48,484
So, um, what's going on
with Blake's behavior?
342
00:13:48,486 --> 00:13:50,582
You know what? Don't worry about it.
343
00:13:50,903 --> 00:13:52,421
Hey, wait, what?
344
00:13:52,423 --> 00:13:53,356
I thought you said there were issues.
345
00:13:53,381 --> 00:13:54,890
The issue is he's too advanced.
346
00:13:54,892 --> 00:13:57,109
He's the smartest kid I've ever known.
347
00:13:57,111 --> 00:13:59,494
- Blake?
- He's the pussy's pajamas.
348
00:14:00,398 --> 00:14:02,198
Cat's!
349
00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:05,382
The cat's pajamas.
350
00:14:06,270 --> 00:14:09,833
Okay. Well, thanks
for letting me come by.
351
00:14:09,835 --> 00:14:11,061
Thanks for letting me come.
352
00:14:13,378 --> 00:14:15,311
Well, I'm just gonna...
I'm gonna get going.
353
00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:17,947
Kids: STAB! STAB! STAB!
354
00:14:17,949 --> 00:14:19,081
STAB! STAB! STAB!
355
00:14:19,083 --> 00:14:20,149
STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB!
356
00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:21,517
- [blows whistle]
- Hey! Hey! Hey!
357
00:14:21,519 --> 00:14:22,284
Get out of here. Stop.
358
00:14:22,286 --> 00:14:23,867
STAB is too big for you to control.
359
00:14:23,892 --> 00:14:24,978
He's a bully.
360
00:14:24,980 --> 00:14:26,355
Let's show him what we do to bullies.
361
00:14:26,357 --> 00:14:30,292
- Whoa!
- Kids: STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB!
362
00:14:34,184 --> 00:14:36,017
I am beside myself.
363
00:14:36,019 --> 00:14:38,386
This week was supposed
to prevent bullying,
364
00:14:38,388 --> 00:14:41,489
and now we have more
reported cases of bullying
365
00:14:41,491 --> 00:14:42,457
than ever before.
366
00:14:42,459 --> 00:14:44,059
Your compliments board turned into
367
00:14:44,061 --> 00:14:46,494
a-a... an insult board.
368
00:14:46,496 --> 00:14:48,463
We have a banned vigilante squad.
369
00:14:48,465 --> 00:14:50,498
It's like Lord of The Flies out there.
370
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:53,535
- We were trying...
- I don't care!
371
00:14:53,537 --> 00:14:56,972
Luckily, Mrs. Lark from the district
372
00:14:56,974 --> 00:14:58,506
is an anti-bullying expert.
373
00:14:58,508 --> 00:15:00,375
She's agreed to come in this afternoon
374
00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:03,501
and help these children
that you've traumatized.
375
00:15:05,087 --> 00:15:06,247
If today doesn't go well,
376
00:15:06,249 --> 00:15:09,602
start looking for other
places to warp young minds.
377
00:15:12,222 --> 00:15:15,090
If you see a kid who's
missing a tooth, let me know.
378
00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:17,115
I found this on the playground.
379
00:15:17,140 --> 00:15:18,613
Oh, shoot.
380
00:15:18,615 --> 00:15:20,395
Excuse me, I'm looking for the library.
381
00:15:20,397 --> 00:15:23,431
I'm here to facilitate
an anti-bulling workshop.
382
00:15:23,433 --> 00:15:24,032
Lauren?
383
00:15:24,034 --> 00:15:27,068
- Oh, my God. Lauren Zellnek?
- [gasps]
384
00:15:27,070 --> 00:15:30,271
Oh, actually it's Lauren Lark now.
385
00:15:30,273 --> 00:15:31,106
I'm married.
386
00:15:31,108 --> 00:15:33,541
Um, sorry, do we know each other?
387
00:15:33,543 --> 00:15:34,409
You don't remember the girl
388
00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:37,521
you were completely
brutal to in high school?
389
00:15:38,857 --> 00:15:40,415
Deb Adler.
390
00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:43,551
Don't you mean Dumb Fatter?
391
00:15:43,553 --> 00:15:47,288
Oh, Deb, you have to let that go.
392
00:15:47,290 --> 00:15:48,423
It's in the past.
393
00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:49,524
Based on your eyeliner,
394
00:15:49,526 --> 00:15:51,292
I can tell you're still very angry.
395
00:15:51,294 --> 00:15:52,494
- Seriously?
- Well, I'm sorry for the way
396
00:15:52,496 --> 00:15:57,499
I behaved in high school,
but that was a long time ago.
397
00:15:57,501 --> 00:16:00,235
And...[chuckles] bravo to you
398
00:16:00,237 --> 00:16:02,170
for losing all that weight.
399
00:16:02,172 --> 00:16:04,139
It must have been really hard
400
00:16:04,141 --> 00:16:09,210
because it was a lot of weight.
401
00:16:09,212 --> 00:16:14,082
A lot. [laughing]
402
00:16:14,084 --> 00:16:20,321
[laughing]
403
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,752
Good afternoon.
404
00:16:25,754 --> 00:16:31,205
Today, we're gonna work
to turn all of you bullies
405
00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:32,721
into buddies.
406
00:16:32,723 --> 00:16:34,202
What a nightmare.
407
00:16:34,204 --> 00:16:38,373
Now, who here has a personal story
408
00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:39,476
they'd like to share
409
00:16:39,478 --> 00:16:43,511
about a time they were bullied?
410
00:16:46,035 --> 00:16:48,395
This is for the students.
411
00:16:50,824 --> 00:16:52,220
Yes.
412
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,323
Ms. Snap hates my drawings.
413
00:16:55,325 --> 00:16:57,274
What? That's not true.
414
00:16:57,276 --> 00:17:00,195
They're just not an accurate
portrayal of my body.
415
00:17:00,197 --> 00:17:02,348
I drew you a new one.
416
00:17:04,401 --> 00:17:05,401
Ms. Snap?
417
00:17:09,926 --> 00:17:11,715
What a cool body.
418
00:17:13,376 --> 00:17:14,242
I love it.
419
00:17:14,244 --> 00:17:17,714
Now we're getting somewhere.
420
00:17:17,716 --> 00:17:19,447
All right.
421
00:17:19,449 --> 00:17:20,675
Where's Blake?
422
00:17:28,425 --> 00:17:30,358
Blake, why aren't you in the workshop?
423
00:17:30,772 --> 00:17:33,054
I can't go in there
and face all my nemeses.
424
00:17:33,483 --> 00:17:37,091
Listen, today you've gotta
walk in someone else's shoes.
425
00:17:37,093 --> 00:17:38,988
And now that you know what
it's like to be bullied,
426
00:17:38,990 --> 00:17:41,052
you won't do it again, right?
427
00:17:41,802 --> 00:17:42,802
Right.
428
00:17:44,085 --> 00:17:45,607
Do you feel better?
429
00:17:45,609 --> 00:17:47,345
Yeah. Thanks.
430
00:17:48,278 --> 00:17:51,412
Maybe you could tell your dad
431
00:17:51,414 --> 00:17:53,056
what a great talk we had?
432
00:17:55,579 --> 00:17:58,620
Don't you think it would
be fun to see me at school,
433
00:17:58,622 --> 00:18:00,844
and then back at your dad's house?
434
00:18:02,626 --> 00:18:05,593
For this next exercise,
435
00:18:05,595 --> 00:18:08,263
we're gonna do a little roleplay.
436
00:18:08,265 --> 00:18:10,986
Mrs. Adler, why don't you come up
437
00:18:10,988 --> 00:18:12,916
and help me show everyone
438
00:18:12,918 --> 00:18:15,770
the proper way to handle a bully?
439
00:18:15,772 --> 00:18:17,441
Let me guess. You're the bully.
440
00:18:17,443 --> 00:18:20,699
- You're ugly.
- Have we started yet?
441
00:18:20,701 --> 00:18:24,074
I said you're ugly.
442
00:18:24,076 --> 00:18:27,182
Okay. I would appreciate it
443
00:18:27,184 --> 00:18:29,184
if you would not talk to me like that.
444
00:18:29,186 --> 00:18:31,085
At school, we should respect each other.
445
00:18:31,087 --> 00:18:34,445
- You're a lesbian.
- No, I'm not.
446
00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:39,394
And calling someone a
lesbian isn't an insult.
447
00:18:39,396 --> 00:18:41,763
Even though you're not fat anymore,
448
00:18:41,765 --> 00:18:46,668
you'll always be a
fat girl on the inside,
449
00:18:46,670 --> 00:18:49,037
Dumb Fatter.
450
00:18:49,039 --> 00:18:51,206
- Shut your mouth.
- Ah, ah, ah.
451
00:18:51,208 --> 00:18:52,807
- Now that is the wrong...
- [yelling]
452
00:18:52,809 --> 00:18:55,743
- Oh, my God.
- Who's a lesbian now?
453
00:18:55,745 --> 00:18:57,445
Kids: STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB!
454
00:18:57,447 --> 00:18:58,279
Oh, my God.
455
00:18:58,281 --> 00:19:00,348
Kids: STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB!
456
00:19:00,350 --> 00:19:02,416
Get off me, get off of me!
457
00:19:02,418 --> 00:19:05,238
Ladies, will you please
help me stop this?
458
00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:06,521
Stop it!
459
00:19:06,523 --> 00:19:09,157
Ow! She's biting me!
460
00:19:09,159 --> 00:19:12,660
- [kids cheering]
- Ladies, help! Ow!
461
00:19:12,662 --> 00:19:14,964
I am the principal!
462
00:19:19,078 --> 00:19:23,045
Well, I just got off the
phone with the district office.
463
00:19:23,047 --> 00:19:25,297
- We are so sorry.
- It was my bad.
464
00:19:25,299 --> 00:19:26,226
It is not my fault.
465
00:19:26,228 --> 00:19:29,953
Actually, it was good news.
466
00:19:29,955 --> 00:19:32,480
After what happened
today with Mrs. Lark,
467
00:19:32,482 --> 00:19:35,465
she doesn't want anything
else to do with us.
468
00:19:35,490 --> 00:19:37,790
She's excused Fillmore Elementary
469
00:19:37,792 --> 00:19:42,194
from any further participation
in the anti-bullying program.
470
00:19:42,196 --> 00:19:43,562
- That's great news.
- That's awesome.
471
00:19:43,564 --> 00:19:45,097
- Wow.
- So happy I could have helped.
472
00:19:45,099 --> 00:19:46,932
By the way, does anyone
know what's going on
473
00:19:46,934 --> 00:19:48,566
with the bathrooms?
474
00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:56,090
475
00:19:56,140 --> 00:20:00,690
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