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( theme music playing )
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MAN:
Yo! Cab!
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Taxi!
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Where to?
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51st street, please.
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Oh, right.
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Do you mind the dog
being in the cab, do you?
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No. He doesn't mind me
being in it, does he?
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Don't worry about him.
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He's very well trained.
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He just got out
of obedience school.
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I take him everywhere with me.
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I just won him in a poker game
a few weeks back.
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It's a beautiful dog, isn't he?
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Yeah, he sure is beautiful.
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Name is Hamlet.
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You can probably guess
why I call him Hamlet.
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Grew up in a small town?
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No. Because he's
a Great Dane.
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You know, Hamlet,
the Dane in the play.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Very intelligent dog, too.
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Watch, I'll show you.
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Speak, Hamlet. Speak.
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Come on, Hamlet, speak.
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Come on, Hamlet, speak.
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"O, what a rogue
and peasant slave am I!"
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Come on, Hamlet, speak,
you stupid dog.
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Come on, speak!
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That's okay. If he thinks
of something to say later on
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he can call me.
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Uh, it's a buck 65.
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There you go.
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Ah, that's all right.
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Thank you.
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You know, he really is
a very smart dog.
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I don't know
what's wrong with him today.
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Hold out your hand,
he'll give you his paw.
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Uh, no, I don't
think I better.
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No, no, no.
Come on, hold out your hand,
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he'll give you his paw.
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Give him your paw, Ham.
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I said paw, not floor.
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Ah, that's okay.
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No, it isn't okay.
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Get up from there,
you stupid dog.
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Come on,
get up from there! Hey, that's o...
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Hey, mister, what
are you doing?
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Get up from there.
Well, he's got to learn. Hey, what are...
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Get up from there.
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( dog whimpers )
Hey, don't hit the dog.
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You-- It's my dog.
I'll hit him if I want to.
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Get up from there
you stupid dog. Come on, it's my cab.
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Don't hit the dog
in my cab. I said, get up from there!
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Hey, mister, you hear
what I said? When I tell you to get up
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Will you cut it out?
get up from there.
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Hey, mister, will you
cut that out? Get up from there,
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you stupid dog.
Hey, give me that. Give me that.
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What...?
Get out of my cab.
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Go on. Get out of here.
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All right.
Come on, Hamlet.
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Hamlet, come out here!
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Come...!
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Hey, you got
my dog in there! ( barking )
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( tires screeching )
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( brakes screeching )
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Hi. It's Bobby Wheeler.
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Any messages?
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Well, a-are you sure?
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Yeah, okay, well,
just check again, all right?
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O-okay. Now, listen.
I'm down at the garage.
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If anybody calls,
you give them the number.
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All right.
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Hey, what are you doing, man?
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Let me go, Tony.
I got to hit something.
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Hey, what are you crazy?
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I can see you're upset,
but, uh, don't hit that.
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You could really hurt yourself.
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Yeah, well,
I don't care, man,
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'cause I got to hit something.
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All right,
all right. Here.
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Hit me. Here,
in the stomach. Go ahead.
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I can't do that.
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Come on, don't worry about it.
I'm hard as a rock.
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I do 200 sit-ups a day.
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I go to the gym, guys
hit me all the time.
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It's part of my training.
Go ahead. Go ahead.
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You're sure now, right?
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Go ahead. Hard as
you can. Go ahead.
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Oh, Tony!
I'm sorry.
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Are you okay?
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I'm fine. I'm fine.
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Hey, listen, if it makes you
feel any better,
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I feel great.
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Great.
Anytime I can help.
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I'm really sorry.
I'm really sorry, Tony.
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Hey, hey, John?
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John, don't use
that phone, okay?
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John, I said
don't use that phone!
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LOUIE:
Hey, Bob.
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Is it all right if
John uses the toilet?
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Just lay off, Louie, okay?
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I got a lot of things
on my mind.
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Hi, boys.
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Hi, Alex.
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Hi.
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Hey, listen, um, could
you do me a favor?
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Yeah?
I'm expecting a call any minute, you know.
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And could you wait with me?
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'Cause I don't want to
be alone when I get it.
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Yeah, sure.
What kind of phone call?
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Well, you see...
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LATKA:
Alex. Yo.
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I find...
I find in your cab.
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Yeah, I know.
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Oh, my gosh.
Look at him.
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Wow. Where'd you find him?
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I took him away from
some guy in my cab.
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He was whipping him
with his leash.
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Hey, you shouldn't do that, boy.
You could hurt somebody.
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ALEX:
Not him.
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Hey, Alex...
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He's so gorgeous.
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What's his name?
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Alex, you see,
this phone call...
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His name is Hamlet.
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Are you going to him?
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Well, I guess so.
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Till I can find
a better home for him.
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Hey, Latka, will you do me a
favor and get Hamlet some water?
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Come on.
Oh, I'm sorry, Bobby.
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Uh, you were telling me
about this phone call.
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Yeah, it...
Hey, so what's doing here?
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Are we getting
breakfast or what?
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Hey, what's this phone call
you're waiting for?
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It's about an acting job.
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Oh...
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Yeah, I'm up for the lead
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in an off-broadway play.
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That's something.
All right!
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Yeah, but the thing is
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it's down between me
and two other guys
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and they said they'd let me know
this morning. So...
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Stuff like that's
always happening to you.
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This is special?
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Yeah. See, that's why I wanted
to talk to you, Alex.
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I've got this whole
thing like, I...
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All right, all right.
Everybody sit down.
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I'll tell you
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See, when I first came
to New York...
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Where did you
come from, Bobby?
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The Bronx.
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I made this deal with myself.
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I mean, I knew how
there were thousands
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of starving actors here
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and how it's a rotten life
and how very few make it
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and how you can get old trying,
you know?
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So I gave myself
a strict time limit.
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Three years.
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Three years to get started
as an actor.
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Now, I promised myself,
if in that amount of time
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if I didn't get
a paid acting job
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I'd give it up,
get a regular full-time job
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and never think
about acting again.
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I mean a guy
can't go on
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like I've been doing forever.
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You know, beating my brains out
here six nights a week.
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Spending my days trying out for
something that might not happen.
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I mean, there's got
to be a limit.
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I figured three years.
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I mean, how could I not get a
job in three years, you know?
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Three years are up today.
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I mean, my life is riding
on this job, you know?
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I got to get this part, Alex.
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You see, that's-that's why
I wanted you to be with me.
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Yeah, I know.
Well, listen...
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'Cause you know how
much I want to act.
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It's the only thing
in the world that...
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that really matters to me.
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Yeah, I know...
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I mean, if they call
up and they tell me
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that they're gonna pick
one of those other guys,
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Alex, I don't know
what I'm going to do.
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W-What are you going to do?
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So, they pick another guy. I
mean, It's not the world, is it?
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MAN:
All right, I want my dog.
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Where's my dog?
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I'll right back to you,
Bobby.
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I got to deal
with this guy first.
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Come on, where is he?
Hamlet?!
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Hamlet?!
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Oh, there he is.
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Would you give me
that dog, please?
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What dog?
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Well, that dog.
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That's my dog.
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I don't see any dog.
What dog are you talking about?
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ELAINE:
Yeah, I don't see any dog either.
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Dog? What dog?
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Hey, Fred, do you see a dog?
What dog?
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There isn't
any dog here.
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Oh, I get it.
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You guys are looking
for trouble, huh?
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LOUIE:
Hey!
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What's going on out here?
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Are you in charge here?
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Do old ladies get mugged?
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Well, that dog is my dog,
and I want him now.
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Hey, Louie, we don't know
what this guy's talking about.
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You don't see
no dog here, do ya?
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Uh... yeah...
I got something in my eyes.
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I can't see anything.
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I can't see if there's
a dog here or not.
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Anybody got a dollar bill
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I could wipe the sweat
out of my eyes?
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ALEX:
Here, Louie.
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There's no dog here, mister.
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You guys think
you're pretty cute, don't you?
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Well, you'd better
give me that dog
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and you'd better
give him to me right now,
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because if you don't,
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I'm going straight from here
to the police.
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Oh...
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Now, does anybody want
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to talk to me about that or not?
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Sure, you want somebody
to talk to you?
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MAN:
Yeah. Latka.
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Hi.
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( speaking native language )
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Go, Latka!
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( phone ringing )
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Hi.
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Yeah, yeah.
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This is Bobby Wheeler.
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Uh, no, uh...
that's okay, you know.
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Right. I-I-I, uh...
I appreciate the call, really.
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( sighing )
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I didn't get the part, Hamlet.
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Here are my
bookings, Louie.
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( barking )
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( laughing )
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That's a good Hamlet.
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That's good, Hamlet.
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Hey, Louie... Louie...
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for God's sake, man,
it's my turn.
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Let me have him, huh?
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All right, All right.
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I'll let you have him,
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but only 'cause your dreams
are crashing around you.
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Thanks.
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Good boy.
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Good boy. Yeah.
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( groans )
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Hey, Bobby, listen,
don't worry about it.
255
00:11:07,595 --> 00:11:09,895
Everything's going
to be okay.
256
00:11:09,926 --> 00:11:12,393
Will you stop talking
to him like that, Elaine?
257
00:11:12,423 --> 00:11:14,156
How is everything be okay?
258
00:11:14,188 --> 00:11:15,720
Look, I don't know
much about acting,
259
00:11:15,753 --> 00:11:17,653
but what I do know is,
if you want a good job
260
00:11:17,683 --> 00:11:20,150
you got to go
stand in line.
261
00:11:20,181 --> 00:11:23,114
If you want to find a good job
acting, find a line to stand in.
262
00:11:24,243 --> 00:11:25,643
Bobby, you're
not going to get anywhere
263
00:11:25,675 --> 00:11:27,176
sitting here
feeling sorry for yourself.
264
00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:31,238
BOBBY:
Damn it, Alex, you're right.
265
00:11:31,268 --> 00:11:33,334
There's still 14 hours to gobefore midnight.
266
00:11:33,366 --> 00:11:36,399
I'm gonna knock on every doorin New York if I have to.
267
00:11:36,430 --> 00:11:37,762
I don't care what it is--
268
00:11:37,794 --> 00:11:40,161
bit part, commercial, walk-on--
269
00:11:40,191 --> 00:11:42,158
but I'm going to get something.
270
00:11:46,351 --> 00:11:47,317
Hi, Tom.
271
00:11:47,350 --> 00:11:48,316
Hi, Bobby.
272
00:11:48,349 --> 00:11:49,482
Oh, gee, thanks a lot.
273
00:11:49,514 --> 00:11:51,380
I can't tell you how much
I appreciate it. Really.
274
00:11:51,412 --> 00:11:52,412
Oh, don't mention it.
275
00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:53,412
Now, it's just a lucky thing
276
00:11:53,444 --> 00:11:54,910
that you happened
to come by today. Yeah.
277
00:11:54,940 --> 00:11:56,907
Now, look, Bobby, you do
understand that the director
278
00:11:56,938 --> 00:11:58,838
is doing the casting
on the commercial.
279
00:11:58,870 --> 00:12:00,337
I can't influence him
for you.
280
00:12:00,368 --> 00:12:01,701
Yeah, of course,
but, you know,
281
00:12:01,732 --> 00:12:04,400
any tips on how I might
be able to catch his eye?
282
00:12:04,430 --> 00:12:07,096
Just, uh, be yourself.
283
00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:08,926
I better go rehearse a little.
Okay.
284
00:12:16,982 --> 00:12:18,582
MAN:
Tom?
285
00:12:27,803 --> 00:12:29,503
Tom, okay, I'm ready.
286
00:12:29,534 --> 00:12:31,369
Everybody, everybody,
287
00:12:31,399 --> 00:12:33,032
this is Peter Nicholson
our director.
288
00:12:33,064 --> 00:12:34,264
Thank you.
289
00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:35,396
Okay, now, I'm sure
you're all familiar
290
00:12:35,428 --> 00:12:36,728
with this commercial.
291
00:12:36,759 --> 00:12:38,892
I'd like Tom over here.
Yeah.
292
00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:41,657
And I'd like you all to form
a loose semicircle behind him
293
00:12:41,686 --> 00:12:43,519
with your backs
towards him, please.
294
00:12:43,552 --> 00:12:44,518
Okay?
295
00:12:44,550 --> 00:12:46,017
Now I will cue Tom
296
00:12:46,049 --> 00:12:49,515
and I want you
to react naturally for me, okay?
297
00:12:49,545 --> 00:12:51,545
And... Tom.
298
00:12:51,575 --> 00:12:56,042
"My broker is EF Hutton,
and EF Hutton says... "
299
00:12:59,367 --> 00:13:00,566
PETER:
Great!
300
00:13:00,598 --> 00:13:01,598
Okay, thank you.
301
00:13:01,631 --> 00:13:03,165
We'll be in touch.
302
00:13:07,690 --> 00:13:08,856
Thank you.
303
00:13:09,888 --> 00:13:12,854
Uh... Tom,
h-how did I do?
304
00:13:12,885 --> 00:13:15,584
You did fine, just fine,
Bobby, really.
305
00:13:15,614 --> 00:13:17,514
You, uh, think I got a shot?
306
00:13:17,545 --> 00:13:19,445
Yeah, you got a shot!
307
00:13:19,476 --> 00:13:21,210
Gees, thanks, Tom.
308
00:13:43,150 --> 00:13:44,549
( chimes tinkling )
309
00:13:44,581 --> 00:13:45,547
I'll be right there in a minute.
310
00:13:45,580 --> 00:13:47,014
I'll be right there,
right there.
311
00:13:47,045 --> 00:13:48,511
( chimes tinkling )
312
00:13:48,543 --> 00:13:50,344
All right, coming, coming.
313
00:13:50,375 --> 00:13:51,841
Hey, come on in.
314
00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:53,340
Hey, did you get the commercial?
315
00:13:53,372 --> 00:13:54,838
Hey, did you get
your commercial?
316
00:13:54,869 --> 00:13:56,336
Just wait
a minute.
317
00:13:56,368 --> 00:13:58,767
Are you going
to tell us or not?
318
00:13:58,798 --> 00:14:00,765
Well, wait till
everybody's inside.
319
00:14:00,795 --> 00:14:03,129
ELAINE:
Did you get it?
320
00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:04,361
I didn't get it!
321
00:14:04,392 --> 00:14:05,293
( all cheering )
322
00:14:05,324 --> 00:14:06,291
What?
323
00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:07,823
What?
324
00:14:07,854 --> 00:14:09,654
So what are we
celebrating, then?
325
00:14:09,685 --> 00:14:10,752
Oh. Well...
326
00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:12,251
My first acting job.
327
00:14:12,283 --> 00:14:13,983
Oh...
328
00:14:14,014 --> 00:14:15,780
You got your first
acting job?
329
00:14:15,812 --> 00:14:16,912
Not yet!
330
00:14:16,944 --> 00:14:18,477
Yay!
Yay! Yay!
331
00:14:18,508 --> 00:14:19,976
What?
332
00:14:20,007 --> 00:14:22,707
What is this, some kind
of a new party game here?
333
00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:25,137
Hey, it's okay
that I didn't get a job,
334
00:14:25,169 --> 00:14:27,035
because I'm going to get one.
335
00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:28,099
( cheering )
336
00:14:28,131 --> 00:14:29,198
Wait a minute.
Are you sure?
337
00:14:29,231 --> 00:14:30,563
Oh, positive.
338
00:14:30,596 --> 00:14:31,562
( soft cheering )
339
00:14:31,594 --> 00:14:34,493
And it's gonna be
before midnight tonight.
340
00:14:34,524 --> 00:14:35,824
Come on,
I'll tell you all about it.
341
00:14:35,856 --> 00:14:36,922
Let's everybody
have a drink.
342
00:14:36,954 --> 00:14:38,120
Yeah, let's have a drink.
343
00:14:38,154 --> 00:14:39,954
Hey, Latka, come on.
Let's go. Come on, come on.
344
00:14:39,984 --> 00:14:41,383
( mumbling )
345
00:14:41,415 --> 00:14:43,249
Okay, all right,
somebody make a toast
346
00:14:43,281 --> 00:14:44,714
and we're set.
Okay, um...
347
00:14:44,744 --> 00:14:46,111
Toast, toast.
348
00:14:46,144 --> 00:14:47,376
Eh...
349
00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:52,641
( speaking native language )
350
00:14:52,669 --> 00:14:54,203
No, no.
351
00:14:54,234 --> 00:14:56,767
Everybody must do toast.
352
00:14:58,096 --> 00:15:00,863
( all speaking native language )
353
00:15:00,893 --> 00:15:02,793
No, no, no, no.
354
00:15:02,825 --> 00:15:04,858
( speakingnative language )
355
00:15:04,888 --> 00:15:06,688
( all repeating )
356
00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:08,121
No, no, no.
357
00:15:08,152 --> 00:15:09,752
( changing words )
358
00:15:09,782 --> 00:15:12,949
Latka, if you don't mind,
I'll make the toast.
359
00:15:14,444 --> 00:15:15,711
To Bobby's new job.
360
00:15:15,743 --> 00:15:16,876
Hear, hear.
361
00:15:16,908 --> 00:15:18,808
Ni-nice toast.
362
00:15:20,237 --> 00:15:22,503
Okay, come on, come on.
Everybody, sit down.
363
00:15:22,535 --> 00:15:24,768
Yeah, come on.
Okay.
364
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:27,066
ELAINE:
Well, Bobby, why don't you just tell us
365
00:15:27,097 --> 00:15:28,296
about the job
you're going to get.
366
00:15:28,327 --> 00:15:29,995
Oh, well...
367
00:15:30,027 --> 00:15:32,727
When I found out I didn't get
the commercial this morning
368
00:15:32,757 --> 00:15:33,991
I really started hustling.
369
00:15:34,022 --> 00:15:36,189
I went into every
casting office in this town.
370
00:15:36,220 --> 00:15:37,953
Some guys even
had me read for parts, you know?
371
00:15:37,985 --> 00:15:40,618
And that's pretty good when
you're going in cold, you know.
372
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:41,848
Yeah, I'll say.
373
00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:42,880
Who am I kidding?
374
00:15:42,911 --> 00:15:44,477
That's great when
you're going in cold!
375
00:15:44,509 --> 00:15:46,675
And some of them even told me
that I was in the running.
376
00:15:46,708 --> 00:15:48,674
So one of them
should come through, right?
377
00:15:48,705 --> 00:15:50,239
Sure.
378
00:15:50,269 --> 00:15:52,503
I'm gonna get a call on my phone
before midnight tonight
379
00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:54,168
when the three years are up,
380
00:15:54,198 --> 00:15:56,031
and I'm not going to have
to give up acting.
381
00:15:56,064 --> 00:15:58,463
Oh, you know, it's just so great
382
00:15:58,494 --> 00:15:59,927
when you know it
in your heart, man.
383
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,325
You don't have
to sweat it anymore.
384
00:16:01,356 --> 00:16:02,890
( soft agreements )
385
00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:04,554
Well, maybe somebody
is going to call you, Bobby,
386
00:16:04,587 --> 00:16:06,453
but how do you know they're
gonna call before midnight?
387
00:16:06,485 --> 00:16:08,284
Well, that's simple logic.
388
00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:10,915
You see, when you're
good at something
389
00:16:10,947 --> 00:16:13,780
you end up doing it.
390
00:16:13,809 --> 00:16:15,143
Now, I'm not going
to end up acting
391
00:16:15,174 --> 00:16:17,674
unless I get a phone call
before midnight. So...
392
00:16:17,705 --> 00:16:19,371
I'm gonna get a call
before midnight.
393
00:16:22,766 --> 00:16:24,133
Isn't it wonderful?
394
00:16:24,164 --> 00:16:27,664
I mean, so what if he
doesn't get a call tonight?
395
00:16:27,693 --> 00:16:29,127
He's feeling really
great right now.
396
00:16:29,159 --> 00:16:31,459
Yeah. So what if you're
falling off the cliff?
397
00:16:31,489 --> 00:16:33,556
The view is wonderful
on the way down.
398
00:16:33,586 --> 00:16:34,886
What does that mean?
399
00:16:34,919 --> 00:16:36,218
Somebody better tell this guy
400
00:16:36,249 --> 00:16:38,383
that he's setting himself up
for too big a fall.
401
00:16:38,413 --> 00:16:39,580
Alex, don't.
402
00:16:39,612 --> 00:16:41,180
Sure. We all leave here
at 11:59
403
00:16:41,211 --> 00:16:42,445
with a song in our heart,
404
00:16:42,476 --> 00:16:44,077
and hope we don't
hear the thud.
405
00:16:44,109 --> 00:16:45,275
I just don't think
it's appropriate
406
00:16:45,306 --> 00:16:46,540
right now.
407
00:16:46,571 --> 00:16:48,871
Hey, uh, what are you guys
talking about?
408
00:16:48,902 --> 00:16:50,268
Nothing. Alex
is just getting a little nervous.
409
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:52,034
Now come on, Elaine.
I got to tell him what I'm thinking.
410
00:16:52,066 --> 00:16:53,166
I'm his friend.
411
00:16:53,196 --> 00:16:54,164
Hey, don't worry, Alex.
412
00:16:54,229 --> 00:16:55,229
I just explained to you
413
00:16:55,261 --> 00:16:57,394
why I'm gonna get the call
before midnight, right?
414
00:16:57,426 --> 00:16:58,359
Yeah, yeah, I know--
415
00:16:58,391 --> 00:16:59,658
because you're
so good at acting.
416
00:16:59,690 --> 00:17:00,823
Exactly.
417
00:17:00,855 --> 00:17:02,388
Great actors get jobs.
418
00:17:02,420 --> 00:17:03,753
I'm a great actor.
419
00:17:03,786 --> 00:17:06,119
Bobby, we got
to be rational here.
420
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:07,150
I am being rational.
421
00:17:07,180 --> 00:17:08,247
I'm good.
422
00:17:08,279 --> 00:17:10,613
Good people do what
they're good at and I'm good.
423
00:17:10,643 --> 00:17:11,209
Bobby...
424
00:17:11,242 --> 00:17:12,409
I got to act, Alex,
425
00:17:12,442 --> 00:17:13,509
because I'm good.
426
00:17:13,540 --> 00:17:14,640
Bobby, listen...
427
00:17:14,673 --> 00:17:15,806
I'm good!
428
00:17:15,838 --> 00:17:17,371
Look, just because
someone doesn't call you
429
00:17:17,403 --> 00:17:18,403
by midnight doesn't mean...
430
00:17:18,434 --> 00:17:20,267
The only way that
phone's not gonna ring
431
00:17:20,298 --> 00:17:21,365
before midnight, Alex,
432
00:17:21,398 --> 00:17:22,998
is if I'm not good enough.
433
00:17:23,030 --> 00:17:24,529
And you're not going to tell
me...
434
00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:25,994
Maybe you're not that good.
435
00:17:29,156 --> 00:17:30,223
Yet.
436
00:17:30,254 --> 00:17:31,388
Doesn't mean that
437
00:17:31,419 --> 00:17:33,020
with a little more experience,
you couldn't get there.
438
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,284
All right, Just stop it.
All right?
439
00:17:34,316 --> 00:17:35,449
Now you've said
what you had to say.
440
00:17:35,482 --> 00:17:36,515
Now let me talk, all right?
441
00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:41,710
Well...
442
00:17:41,742 --> 00:17:44,608
When I was six years old,
Alex...
443
00:17:44,638 --> 00:17:46,838
my father died,
444
00:17:46,869 --> 00:17:49,103
and I never had
any older brothers.
445
00:17:49,133 --> 00:17:53,767
Had a couple of older sisters,
but, uh...
446
00:17:53,794 --> 00:17:55,127
till I met you
447
00:17:55,159 --> 00:17:58,159
I don't think there was
ever a man in my life
448
00:17:58,188 --> 00:18:00,089
that I felt was on my side.
449
00:18:00,119 --> 00:18:03,152
I mean, I had lots
of friends and everything,
450
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,450
but I always felt
451
00:18:04,482 --> 00:18:06,816
there was something special
between you and me.
452
00:18:06,846 --> 00:18:10,279
And you
knew that, Alex.
453
00:18:10,308 --> 00:18:13,175
You knew how I...
how I looked up to you
454
00:18:13,205 --> 00:18:16,639
and respected you,
and counted on you.
455
00:18:16,668 --> 00:18:18,168
Oh, come on, Bobby...
456
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:20,365
Please, just...
let me finish all right?
457
00:18:20,396 --> 00:18:24,296
What you just said just now--
458
00:18:24,326 --> 00:18:28,359
I mean, it would have been okay
coming from a friend,
459
00:18:28,387 --> 00:18:31,087
but not from somebody
I felt about
460
00:18:31,117 --> 00:18:33,685
the way I feel about you.
461
00:18:35,580 --> 00:18:38,112
I don't know
how to tell you, I...
462
00:18:38,142 --> 00:18:40,309
you just hurt
me now, Alex...
463
00:18:40,341 --> 00:18:42,408
Except to say that...
464
00:18:42,437 --> 00:18:44,771
it feels like, uh...
465
00:18:44,802 --> 00:18:48,468
like my father just died again.
466
00:18:48,498 --> 00:18:49,932
Oh, come on, Bobby.
467
00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:52,095
No, it's a little
late for that, man.
468
00:18:52,126 --> 00:18:54,059
I needed you
and you let me down.
469
00:18:54,090 --> 00:18:55,524
I needed you, Alex.
470
00:18:55,557 --> 00:18:57,590
Bobby, Alex is only
trying to...
471
00:18:57,621 --> 00:18:58,988
You stay out of
this, Elaine!
472
00:18:59,020 --> 00:19:01,719
It's between
Alex and me.
473
00:19:01,750 --> 00:19:03,416
There's only one thing
474
00:19:03,447 --> 00:19:05,915
that I want
from you right now, Alex.
475
00:19:05,944 --> 00:19:09,243
And that's for you
to get out of here.
476
00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:12,908
( voice breaking ):
I don't want to see you again.
477
00:19:12,936 --> 00:19:15,003
I don't want to talk to you.
478
00:19:15,033 --> 00:19:17,267
I don't want to know you, man!
479
00:19:17,298 --> 00:19:19,031
Bobby...
480
00:19:19,061 --> 00:19:20,529
All right, come on,
all right?
481
00:19:20,561 --> 00:19:21,828
Just get out, all right?!
482
00:19:21,859 --> 00:19:23,392
Just get the hell
out of here!
483
00:19:29,184 --> 00:19:32,751
You still say I'm
not such a good actor?
484
00:19:46,897 --> 00:19:49,096
Hey, that
was something.
485
00:19:49,127 --> 00:19:50,962
( laughing )
486
00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:55,824
You bastard.
487
00:20:01,514 --> 00:20:03,980
Now, baby, ring.
488
00:20:04,010 --> 00:20:06,845
Come on, ring.
489
00:20:06,874 --> 00:20:09,340
Blap. Blap.
490
00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:16,033
It's two minutes to 12:00,
Bobby.
491
00:20:16,063 --> 00:20:17,897
Yeah, I know what time it is,
Elaine,
492
00:20:17,928 --> 00:20:20,561
but please stop telling me
what time it is.
493
00:20:20,591 --> 00:20:22,291
I mean, it's going to ring
before midnight
494
00:20:22,323 --> 00:20:23,657
and then that's that, you know?
495
00:20:23,688 --> 00:20:26,321
I haven't said this yet,
but it's going to ring.
496
00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:28,318
Okay, now hold it down
497
00:20:28,349 --> 00:20:31,416
because it's, like,
only 40 seconds left.
498
00:20:31,446 --> 00:20:33,679
It's going to ring.
I just know it.
499
00:20:33,710 --> 00:20:34,976
It's going to ring.
500
00:20:40,536 --> 00:20:42,803
Maybe your watch is off.
501
00:20:42,833 --> 00:20:44,166
No.
502
00:20:44,198 --> 00:20:48,532
It has to be by my watch.
503
00:20:48,559 --> 00:20:50,759
Ten, nine,
504
00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:54,524
eight, seven, six,
505
00:20:54,552 --> 00:20:56,852
five, four,
506
00:20:56,884 --> 00:20:58,350
three,
507
00:20:58,381 --> 00:20:59,681
two,
508
00:20:59,714 --> 00:21:01,180
one,
509
00:21:01,210 --> 00:21:02,411
zero.
510
00:21:02,444 --> 00:21:03,644
Zero.
511
00:21:03,675 --> 00:21:05,041
Zero.
512
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:10,702
Zero.
513
00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:28,917
I-I promised myself
that I'd quit acting...
514
00:21:28,945 --> 00:21:32,479
and get a job in three years.
515
00:21:32,509 --> 00:21:35,509
Well, it's...
it's been three years.
516
00:21:37,502 --> 00:21:38,868
Aw, what the hell.
517
00:21:38,901 --> 00:21:41,469
I'll give myself
another three years.
518
00:21:53,217 --> 00:21:54,784
MAN:
There he is.
519
00:21:54,817 --> 00:21:56,616
That's my dog.
520
00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:58,581
( clearing throat )
521
00:21:58,611 --> 00:21:59,812
Excuse me.
522
00:21:59,844 --> 00:22:01,478
Hamlet, come over here.
523
00:22:01,508 --> 00:22:02,742
( Hamlet growls )
524
00:22:02,774 --> 00:22:04,174
I'll teach you
to growl at me.
525
00:22:04,205 --> 00:22:05,205
Wait till I get you home!
526
00:22:05,237 --> 00:22:06,837
Officer, where
is this insane man
527
00:22:06,868 --> 00:22:07,935
going with my dog?
528
00:22:07,966 --> 00:22:08,933
Your dog?
529
00:22:08,966 --> 00:22:10,900
See, he admits it.
530
00:22:10,931 --> 00:22:13,065
Officer, this is my dog
and I'm taking him.
531
00:22:13,095 --> 00:22:15,828
Officer, this is my dog
and he's not going anywhere.
532
00:22:15,858 --> 00:22:17,693
Why don't you just
stand them at a distance
533
00:22:17,724 --> 00:22:18,856
and let them call the dog?
534
00:22:18,888 --> 00:22:21,021
Whichever one he goes
to gets the dog, right?
535
00:22:21,053 --> 00:22:22,687
This guy ought to run
for borough president.
536
00:22:22,717 --> 00:22:24,816
All right, Officer,
where do I stand?
537
00:22:24,847 --> 00:22:26,415
You stand over there.
Fine.
538
00:22:26,447 --> 00:22:27,781
Where do I stand?
539
00:22:27,844 --> 00:22:29,811
And you stand over there.
540
00:22:35,336 --> 00:22:36,935
Sit, boy.
541
00:22:36,967 --> 00:22:39,200
Now, when I say so,
542
00:22:39,232 --> 00:22:41,098
I want you both
to call the dog's name.
543
00:22:41,129 --> 00:22:42,795
And whichever one he goes to,
that's the dog's owner,
544
00:22:42,827 --> 00:22:43,994
and that's that, okay?
545
00:22:44,026 --> 00:22:44,992
Okay.
546
00:22:45,025 --> 00:22:45,991
Okay.
547
00:22:46,024 --> 00:22:47,124
Okay.
548
00:22:47,155 --> 00:22:48,522
Oh, one second.
549
00:22:57,078 --> 00:22:58,579
Huh?
550
00:23:01,740 --> 00:23:03,573
What was that all about?
551
00:23:03,604 --> 00:23:07,037
I just want to make sure
no one's carrying any meat.
552
00:23:10,462 --> 00:23:12,695
Okay, call the dog.
553
00:23:12,727 --> 00:23:13,693
Hamlet.
554
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:14,692
Hamlet.
555
00:23:14,724 --> 00:23:15,690
Hamlet.
Hamlet, come here.
556
00:23:15,724 --> 00:23:16,724
Come over here,
Hamlet. Come on, Hamlet.
557
00:23:16,755 --> 00:23:17,755
Hamlet.
Hamlet.
558
00:23:17,786 --> 00:23:19,187
Hamlet, come over here.
559
00:23:19,219 --> 00:23:20,286
Come over here!
560
00:23:20,317 --> 00:23:21,384
Hamlet, come over here!
561
00:23:21,416 --> 00:23:22,483
( muttering )
562
00:23:22,515 --> 00:23:23,582
Come over here!
563
00:23:23,614 --> 00:23:24,980
Wait till I get you.
564
00:23:25,012 --> 00:23:26,079
Come over here.
565
00:23:26,111 --> 00:23:27,678
You come over here!
566
00:23:27,709 --> 00:23:29,675
Come over here
when I tell you.
567
00:23:29,708 --> 00:23:30,840
Come over here.
568
00:23:30,872 --> 00:23:32,039
( all sighing )
569
00:23:32,071 --> 00:23:33,837
Well, I guess
that's that.
570
00:23:33,868 --> 00:23:35,369
Hey, man,
why would he do that?
571
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,234
Go with the guy
that beats him?
572
00:23:45,801 --> 00:23:46,934
( growling )
573
00:23:46,935 --> 00:23:48,534
MAN:
It's his dog! It's his dog!
574
00:23:48,535 --> 00:23:50,035
It's his dog!
575
00:23:50,036 --> 00:23:52,769
( theme music playing )
576
00:24:16,267 --> 00:24:17,967
WOMAN:
Night, Mr. Walters.
577
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,167
( grunts )
578
00:24:19,217 --> 00:24:23,767
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