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( theme music playing )
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Bobby, I...
really appreciate
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you taking the time
to console me.
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Oh, that's okay,
that's okay.
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Must be a real drag for you.
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Now, come on,
you got to look
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on the bright side
of things, huh?
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Now, look at me.
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I was dropped from
the same stupid soap opera, right?
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You don't see me
crying, do you?
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What do you see
me doing, huh?
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Driving a cab!
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( wails )
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A beer, please.
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Oh, excuse me a second,
Joyce, okay?
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Thank you.
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Hi, Alex.
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Hi, Bob.
How are you?
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Okay. Am I glad
to see you. Yeah?
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Listen there's this
girl I-- lady-- you know,
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that I think you'd
really like to meet.
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I'd like to introduce...
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Oh, Bob, thanks,
but no thanks.
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The last lady you
introduced me to kept talking about
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how all the world's
problems could be solved
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if everybody practiced
nude skydiving.
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Thank you very much.
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But Alex, I mean,
really, you're going...
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you're going to
like Joyce, believe me.
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Bob, no, no, no.
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Bob, please, will you?
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She's really nice.
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Oh, Joyce?
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Joyce, I'd like you
to meet my friend
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and fellow cab
driver Alex Rieger.
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Alex, this
is my friend
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and coactor
Joyce Rogers.
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Hello.
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How do you do?
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I believe this is yours.
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Oh, I'm sorry. What...?
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You realize that, in
some primitive cultures,
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that would mean
we're married?
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( giggles )
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( brays )
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Well, you two
don't need me
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hanging around,
do you?
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What are you
talking about?
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Bob, what
are you doing?
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Alex, Alex, please, listen.
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I got to go. I got to go.
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( Joyce cries loudly )
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( sobbing )
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( keens )
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So, uh... tell me,
you cry here often?
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Believe it or not,
I'm crying like this
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because I just got fired.
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Oh. That's one good thing
about being a cab driver:
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You never have to worry about
getting fired from a good job.
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For eight years,
I played Blanche Bain,
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the villain,
on For Better, For Worse.
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I was voted the most despised
woman on daytime TV
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three years in a row.
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Hey, hey, hey. Congratulations.
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Suddenly they decide
I'm a little too old
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to destroy happy homes.
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No kidding?
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Hey, listen,
if I ever have a happy home,
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you have a standing
invitation
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to come and destroy it
anytime you like.
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I'll remember that.
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( starts to laugh )
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Ah...
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( bawls again )
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Hey, come on, come on.
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Joyce...
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Joyce, Joyce.
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Look, the way I see it,
you have two choices.
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I mean, you can stay here
and feel sorry for yourself
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or you can look this thing
square in the eye
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and say, "I'm not
going to let this get me down!
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"At least not until
I've had dinner
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"with that
swashbuckling ne'er-do-well
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Alex Rieger."
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Do you often lose
control like that?
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No. I guess
I must have meant it.
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Well, in that case,
let's have dinner.
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What a great idea.
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Come on, let's go.
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Wait. What's wrong
with this place?
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Mario's? No, you don't
want to eat here.
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Why not?
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You see those framed
documents on the wall?
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Well, those are subpoenas
from the Board of Health.
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This is my winter home.
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Wow. Where's
your summer home?
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I open the windows.
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Well, Alex,
it's, uh, very nice.
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Yes. I'm kind
of proud of it.
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I've decorated it myself.
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Really?
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Yep.
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That's
very interesting.
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Oh, you like that?
That's my favorite.
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The vase is from
the Ming Dynasty.
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The Ming dynasty?
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Yeah. The Ming Dynasty.
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That's a little shop
down on 17th street.
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( laughs )
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Oh...
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Alex, there's something
I got to tell you.
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You're a man!
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I just don't think you should
get involved with me.
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I'm trouble. I'm a basket case.
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And I just happen to be
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an extraordinarily
stable human being.
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Isn't it fortunate
that we should meet?
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One like you
and one like me?
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I'm serious.
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So am I.
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Okay, let's make
an agreement right now.
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while we both
have clear heads,
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that we're not going
to get involved.
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I mean, we're
just two people out on a nice date.
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Oh, right. That sounds
like a lot more fun anyway.
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( cackles )
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So tell me something
about yourself.
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I mean, have you
been married or...?
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Oh, yes.
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How'd it turn out?
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So far, terrific.
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( loudly: )
Dear, I have company.
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Don't come out
for a while.
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She stays in there
all the time.
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God, you
make me laugh.
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Come here
and kiss me.
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Kiss you?
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You just made me promise
not to get involved.
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We didn't shake on it.
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Right, and I had my
fingers crossed all the time.
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Oh, this is...
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( groans )
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It'll never work.
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This is crazy.
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Crazy? Right.
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Who'd want to do
a thing like that?
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Lips touching lips!
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Yuck! What a terrible thought.
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Alex, I'm no good for you.
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I mean, you're a terrific guy
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and I don't want
to hurt you...
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Okay, fine. fine.
So what we'll do is
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just have a couple of
glasses of wine, and talk.
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That's very wise.
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That requires a trip
to the wine cellar.
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To the wine cellar.
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Well, but Alex...
you do kind of sense
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some kind of attraction
between us.
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No, only a strong
animal one.
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This could be very
dangerous, Mr. Rieger.
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I think we have
a definite problem here.
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Well, the only problem
that I can see
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is that you seem to be
running hot and cold,
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and I seem to be running
hot and hotter.
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Every time you say
something funny
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I want to kiss you.
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Oh... I wish you
didn't tell me that.
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I'm going to be very
self-conscious now
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because, every time
I make a joke,
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you're going to think
I'm just doing it
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to try to get a...
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A priest and a rabbi
walked into a bar...
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The priest said,
"So, rabbi,
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what will you
be drinking now?"
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And the rabbi said,
"So what's it to you?"
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Do you mind if we just
jump to the punch line?
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Hello, everybody.
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ALL:
Hi, Alex.
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Hey, Jim,
how are you, Jim?
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Louie, how's tricks?
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Ooh, somebody's
in good spirits today.
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Oh, that's the reason
I caught myself
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whistling
while shaving.
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You wild,
impetuous fool.
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Yeah. And, just before that,
I bumped into a chair
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and told the chair
I was sorry.
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I guess I'm in trouble
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when I start talking
to the furniture, right?
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No, you're in trouble
when it goes to the door
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and scratches to go out.
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Well...
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I got to go.
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See you later.
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So long, Jim.
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Hey, Alex,
Does the good mood
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have anything
to do with Joyce?
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No, Tony.
He's just thrilled
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about being
a cab driver.
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Oh, I get that way
myself sometimes.
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Is it Joyce?
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Well, we've been
getting along quite well.
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Actually, we've been
getting along very well.
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Actually, she's one of the most
interesting women I've ever met.
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Hey, that's
great, Alex.
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These have been the most
interesting two weeks.
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I mean, they've been fantastic!
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There's always something
interesting about her.
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I mean, you know,
when she's happy,
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she's the happiest person
in the world.
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And, when she's sad,
she could break your heart.
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I mean, she goes full out,
you know?
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It's like being on
a roller coaster
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and hoping the ride never ends,
if you know what I mean.
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( men oohing )
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LOUIE:
Latka!
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What do you think
you're doing?
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Listening
to my friend Alex
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talking about
his girlfriend.
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Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah?
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Yes.
He's talking about his girlfriend?
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Well, correct me
if I'm wrong,
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but aren't you supposed
to be working?
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Oh, but this is
where you are wrong.
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I'm supposed to be
on the coffee break.
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The coffee break.
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Oh, okay, all right.
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You just go
right ahead there
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and you have yourself
a coffee break.
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Okay, I will.
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All right, you do
what you like.
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If you want
to be un-American,
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it's up to you.
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Wait a minute.
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Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
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What do you mean, "un-American"?
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Well, Latka,
do you think that, when George Washington
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was crossing
the Delaware,
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he said, "Ooh! We got
to stop the boat.
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I got to have
a coffee break"?
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No.
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Well, do you think
that Abraham Lincoln,
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when he was
delivering the Gettysburg address,
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he said to the guys,
"Oh! I got to stop.
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I got to have
a coffee break"?
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No, I guess not.
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All right. You think,
when Ike was figuring out
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what day is supposed
to be D-Day,
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he said to
the other generals,
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"Hey, guys, I got to
have a cup of java"?
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Hmm? Hmm?
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I'm sorry, Louie.
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Please forgive me.
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I'm sorry, Louie.
You are right.
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Good boy.
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No more eat,
no more sleep.
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You just get in
those cabs and work.
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Yeah, all right.
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I'm sorry.
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00:11:04,701 --> 00:11:06,534
You red pinkie!
260
00:11:13,167 --> 00:11:14,267
Alex, hi!
261
00:11:14,334 --> 00:11:15,367
Joyce!
262
00:11:15,434 --> 00:11:16,601
BOBBY:
Hey, Joyce!
263
00:11:16,667 --> 00:11:17,968
Hey, Bobby,
hi.
264
00:11:18,033 --> 00:11:19,634
Joyce, these
are my friends:
265
00:11:19,701 --> 00:11:21,100
Elaine Nardo,
Tony Banta,
266
00:11:21,167 --> 00:11:22,167
Nice to meet you.
267
00:11:22,234 --> 00:11:23,100
You know Bobby.
268
00:11:23,167 --> 00:11:24,167
( clears throat )
269
00:11:24,234 --> 00:11:26,501
I think there's
somebody else here.
270
00:11:26,567 --> 00:11:28,267
You don't want
to meet him.
271
00:11:28,334 --> 00:11:29,934
Hello, there.
272
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,133
Joyce Rogers, this
is Louie De Palma.
273
00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:34,334
JOYCE:
Hi.
274
00:11:36,567 --> 00:11:38,434
Don't let this
go to your head,
275
00:11:38,501 --> 00:11:40,901
but you could have
your way with me.
276
00:11:43,033 --> 00:11:44,167
You're right.
277
00:11:44,234 --> 00:11:45,801
I didn't want
to meet him.
278
00:11:45,868 --> 00:11:47,033
Yeah. So what's up?
What happened?
279
00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:48,834
Well, I came by because
I got some great news.
280
00:11:48,901 --> 00:11:51,067
I called you at home
but I guess you'd already left.
281
00:11:51,133 --> 00:11:52,834
Yeah, yeah, yeah?
What is it? What is it?
282
00:11:52,901 --> 00:11:54,067
I think I might
have a job.
283
00:11:54,133 --> 00:11:55,801
ALEX:
Oh, Joyce, is it a part?
284
00:11:55,868 --> 00:11:57,968
It's a lead in a TV series.
285
00:11:58,067 --> 00:12:01,133
The problem is the where.
It's in L.A.
286
00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:03,234
And I'd have
to move out there.
287
00:12:03,300 --> 00:12:05,767
Ah. Uh-huh. I see.
288
00:12:05,834 --> 00:12:07,567
Well, it's
a real big decision.
289
00:12:07,634 --> 00:12:09,701
What do you think
I should do?
290
00:12:09,767 --> 00:12:10,968
I don't know.
291
00:12:11,033 --> 00:12:13,267
What do you think
you should do?
292
00:12:13,334 --> 00:12:15,868
Well, I'd prefer
to stay in New York,
293
00:12:15,934 --> 00:12:18,300
but I guess
I don't have any choice.
294
00:12:18,367 --> 00:12:19,801
Hmm.
295
00:12:19,868 --> 00:12:22,767
Well, I got to go pick up
a script at my agent's.
296
00:12:22,834 --> 00:12:24,968
We'll talk about it
later, okay?
297
00:12:25,033 --> 00:12:26,267
Yeah, sure.
298
00:12:26,334 --> 00:12:27,367
Bye.
299
00:12:28,667 --> 00:12:30,267
Nice to meet you.
300
00:12:30,334 --> 00:12:31,467
Bye, Joyce.
301
00:12:31,534 --> 00:12:32,834
Bye, Joyce.
302
00:12:39,067 --> 00:12:41,434
Well...
303
00:12:41,501 --> 00:12:43,000
that's that.
304
00:12:45,067 --> 00:12:46,868
Tough break,
Alex.
305
00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,067
Yeah, I'm sorry.
306
00:12:48,133 --> 00:12:49,934
I should have
told you this before,
307
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,901
but she's a little flaky,
you know?
308
00:12:51,968 --> 00:12:52,968
ELAINE:
You know, Alex,
309
00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:54,033
I know it hurts
310
00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:55,634
but, um,
in all honesty,
311
00:12:55,701 --> 00:12:57,067
I don't think
you two
312
00:12:57,133 --> 00:12:58,868
were right
for each other.
313
00:12:58,934 --> 00:13:01,334
Yeah, she wasn't
that great anyway, Alex.
314
00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:03,300
Just forget
about her, Alex.
315
00:13:03,367 --> 00:13:05,501
I got a better idea.
316
00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:07,834
I'm going to ask
her to marry me.
317
00:13:07,901 --> 00:13:10,167
Great idea.
What a pro. Perfect.
318
00:13:10,234 --> 00:13:11,300
Aw...
319
00:13:11,367 --> 00:13:13,367
It's never
going to work.
320
00:13:27,868 --> 00:13:28,934
Hello!
321
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,133
Hi.
322
00:13:32,934 --> 00:13:34,434
Wow. The place
looks great!
323
00:13:34,501 --> 00:13:35,467
Yeah.
324
00:13:35,534 --> 00:13:36,701
What's the occasion?
325
00:13:36,767 --> 00:13:37,934
It's Thursday night.
326
00:13:38,033 --> 00:13:39,167
Ah.
327
00:13:39,234 --> 00:13:41,200
Yeah, Thursdays
have always held
328
00:13:41,267 --> 00:13:42,734
a special magic for me.
329
00:13:42,801 --> 00:13:45,400
Oh, all this is for
my new job, right, Alex?
330
00:13:45,467 --> 00:13:48,200
Oh. So I guess you've decided
to take the job, huh?
331
00:13:48,267 --> 00:13:49,634
I guess so.
332
00:13:49,701 --> 00:13:51,801
I didn't want to make
my final decision
333
00:13:51,868 --> 00:13:53,567
till I talked it
over with you.
334
00:13:53,634 --> 00:13:55,701
Mmm. That's
very good to hear.
335
00:13:55,767 --> 00:13:57,934
Alex, you look
great in a suit.
336
00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,434
Well, it's Thursday.
337
00:13:59,501 --> 00:14:01,234
This is
my Thursday suit.
338
00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:04,067
Wouldn't be Thursday
without this suit.
339
00:14:07,267 --> 00:14:08,701
What's all this about?
340
00:14:08,767 --> 00:14:10,000
Thursday.
341
00:14:12,934 --> 00:14:13,968
Joyce?
342
00:14:14,033 --> 00:14:15,300
Hmm?
343
00:14:15,367 --> 00:14:18,300
Uh, we've known each
other for two weeks now
344
00:14:18,367 --> 00:14:21,200
and, uh, I know it's
not a very long time
345
00:14:21,267 --> 00:14:22,667
but, I think,
in those two weeks,
346
00:14:22,734 --> 00:14:24,033
I've gotten to
know you better
347
00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:25,667
than I've known
some people forever.
348
00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:28,701
I've seen all
of your moods.
349
00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:30,033
I love them all.
350
00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:32,667
Joyce, you've brought
life into my life.
351
00:14:34,501 --> 00:14:35,834
You're a little crazy,
352
00:14:35,901 --> 00:14:37,400
but I can live
with that.
353
00:14:37,467 --> 00:14:38,767
In fact, I'd love to.
354
00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:41,634
Oh, God, Alex, you're
not proposing, are you?
355
00:14:41,701 --> 00:14:44,033
Please tell me
you're not proposing.
356
00:14:46,734 --> 00:14:48,000
Proposing?
357
00:14:48,067 --> 00:14:49,434
My heavens, no.
358
00:14:49,501 --> 00:14:51,033
I'm running for governor,
359
00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:54,167
and this is my way
of asking you for your vote.
360
00:14:54,234 --> 00:14:56,601
I hope I don't have
this much trouble
361
00:14:56,667 --> 00:14:58,734
with everybody
in the campaign.
362
00:14:58,801 --> 00:15:01,067
Alex, I thought
we'd gone over all this
363
00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:02,267
the first night.
364
00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:03,667
Oh, yes, Joyce,
you're right.
365
00:15:03,734 --> 00:15:05,667
I don't know what
came over me just now.
366
00:15:05,734 --> 00:15:06,968
It was just
a whim, really.
367
00:15:07,033 --> 00:15:09,000
A whim? You can't tell me
this is a whim.
368
00:15:09,067 --> 00:15:11,100
You've got candles
and flowers and a bell.
369
00:15:11,167 --> 00:15:12,334
A bell?
370
00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:14,434
No, don't! Just
forget that bell.
371
00:15:14,501 --> 00:15:17,567
Alex, believe me,
I would make a terrible wife.
372
00:15:17,634 --> 00:15:19,467
Yes, yes, I know.
We've been all over that.
373
00:15:19,534 --> 00:15:21,234
And I-I-I...I don't
know why I proposed.
374
00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:23,234
I mean, just forget
the proposal, you know?
375
00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:24,934
Maybe it was just
the best two weeks of my life
376
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,601
that clouded my
thinking there for a moment.
377
00:15:26,667 --> 00:15:28,734
I was thinking that
we had something special, that's all.
378
00:15:28,801 --> 00:15:29,868
We have.
379
00:15:29,934 --> 00:15:31,767
No, I mean something
long-lasting.
380
00:15:31,834 --> 00:15:33,033
It's been two weeks.
381
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:34,234
That long?
382
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:35,701
Oh, my God.
You're right.
383
00:15:35,767 --> 00:15:36,767
I'm tired of you.
384
00:15:36,834 --> 00:15:38,467
No, I withdraw
the proposal.
385
00:15:38,534 --> 00:15:40,200
Can I pour you
some champagne
386
00:15:40,267 --> 00:15:41,901
before I chug it
all myself?
387
00:15:41,968 --> 00:15:43,968
Alex, what I think
we should do...
388
00:15:44,033 --> 00:15:45,467
What I think
we should do
389
00:15:45,534 --> 00:15:47,667
is just go our
separate ways, right?
390
00:15:47,734 --> 00:15:48,801
Alex, listen to me.
391
00:15:48,868 --> 00:15:50,100
No. There's nothing
more to talk about.
392
00:15:50,167 --> 00:15:51,934
Will you listen to me?
I heard all you have...
393
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,200
Damn it! Will you
listen to me?!
394
00:15:53,267 --> 00:15:54,734
Okay, I will listen,
but you better be quick,
395
00:15:54,801 --> 00:15:56,868
because you're not the only girl
I'm proposing to tonight.
396
00:15:56,934 --> 00:15:58,067
How can you be so glib?
397
00:15:58,133 --> 00:15:59,501
I mean, you're
treating this
398
00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:00,634
like it
means nothing.
399
00:16:00,701 --> 00:16:01,767
All right.
400
00:16:01,834 --> 00:16:03,501
Okay, you're the actress.
401
00:16:03,567 --> 00:16:06,934
Tell me how I'm supposed
to do rejection, please.
402
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,601
Oh...
403
00:16:10,601 --> 00:16:11,801
Okay, Alex...
404
00:16:11,868 --> 00:16:13,133
Okay.
405
00:16:16,734 --> 00:16:18,200
Oh, Alex, what possible reason
406
00:16:18,267 --> 00:16:19,968
could you have
to want to marry me?
407
00:16:20,033 --> 00:16:24,200
I have the audacity to believe
that I'm good for you.
408
00:16:25,501 --> 00:16:26,767
Oh. Oh, right,
I forgot.
409
00:16:26,834 --> 00:16:29,133
You're the stable one.
Forgot about that.
410
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,801
Slipped right out
of my mind.
411
00:16:30,868 --> 00:16:33,033
Well, the fact of
the matter is, Joyce,
412
00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:37,400
I happen to be a
fairly down-to-earth, rational kind of guy.
413
00:16:37,467 --> 00:16:39,167
Yes. We've known
each other two weeks,
414
00:16:39,234 --> 00:16:40,501
and you want
to get married,
415
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:41,734
and you're
down-to-earth.
416
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:43,400
Please don't take
this the wrong way,
417
00:16:43,467 --> 00:16:45,133
but I think you're
crazier than I am.
418
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:46,701
I mean, we barely
know each other
419
00:16:46,767 --> 00:16:48,734
and you're hearing
wedding bells!
420
00:16:48,801 --> 00:16:50,634
I told you,
not the bell!
421
00:16:50,701 --> 00:16:56,868
( playing "As Time Goes By" )
422
00:16:56,934 --> 00:16:58,400
( jabbering )
423
00:16:58,467 --> 00:17:00,968
They're here
to, uh...
424
00:17:04,267 --> 00:17:06,000
They came to pick
up my violins.
425
00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:07,534
Thanks.
Thanks, fellas.
426
00:17:07,601 --> 00:17:09,901
Do they have to go back
to the shop?
427
00:17:09,968 --> 00:17:11,300
Oh, that's terrible.
428
00:17:11,367 --> 00:17:13,601
I guess they need
a couple of tubes, that's all.
429
00:17:13,667 --> 00:17:15,000
Thank you very much.
430
00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:16,968
No, no, I don't
want a loaner.
431
00:17:17,033 --> 00:17:18,701
No, I don't
need a loaner.
432
00:17:18,767 --> 00:17:21,767
Be better to do without
the violins for a week.
433
00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:23,100
Thanks, guys.
434
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,701
Oh, God! Oh, God!
435
00:17:28,601 --> 00:17:29,934
Well, where was I?
436
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,467
Oh, yes, I was telling you
437
00:17:31,534 --> 00:17:34,234
what a rational, down-to-earth
kind of human being I was.
438
00:17:35,634 --> 00:17:36,801
( Alex giggles )
439
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,667
Oh, Alex...
440
00:17:40,734 --> 00:17:42,133
I'm sorry.
441
00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:43,901
I really am so sorry.
442
00:17:43,968 --> 00:17:45,167
You're sorry?
443
00:17:45,234 --> 00:17:46,634
( laughs weakly )
444
00:17:46,701 --> 00:17:48,467
Oh, what the hell.
445
00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:52,567
We're fighting because
we care too much,
446
00:17:52,634 --> 00:17:53,968
and we're breaking up
447
00:17:54,033 --> 00:17:55,834
because we don't
care enough.
448
00:17:58,801 --> 00:18:00,968
When do you have
to go to L.A.?
449
00:18:01,033 --> 00:18:02,234
Three days.
450
00:18:03,801 --> 00:18:06,200
How long will it
take you to pack?
451
00:18:06,267 --> 00:18:07,601
A day.
452
00:18:09,267 --> 00:18:11,334
That means we have
two whole days
453
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,667
to say good-bye.
454
00:18:15,567 --> 00:18:17,100
Starting now.
455
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,467
Would you follow me?
456
00:18:27,934 --> 00:18:29,200
( loud pop )
457
00:18:29,267 --> 00:18:30,701
What was that?
458
00:18:30,767 --> 00:18:32,167
What?
459
00:18:32,234 --> 00:18:33,934
It came from
inside that door.
460
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,634
No, I didn't
hear anything.
461
00:18:35,701 --> 00:18:36,767
Alex...
462
00:18:36,834 --> 00:18:38,400
No. There's nothing
in there.
463
00:18:38,467 --> 00:18:39,534
Open that door.
464
00:18:39,601 --> 00:18:40,801
You don't want...
465
00:18:40,868 --> 00:18:41,934
Open that door.
466
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,000
( whimpers )
467
00:18:43,067 --> 00:18:44,067
Now.
468
00:18:44,133 --> 00:18:45,400
Well, if you insist.
469
00:18:45,467 --> 00:18:46,801
( cries out )
470
00:18:52,334 --> 00:18:53,534
Will you marry me?
471
00:18:53,601 --> 00:18:54,667
No!
472
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:56,167
Just checking!
473
00:18:56,234 --> 00:18:58,701
( Joyce squeals )
474
00:19:05,067 --> 00:19:06,267
You okay?
475
00:19:06,334 --> 00:19:07,334
Hmm?
476
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:08,734
Yeah, of course. Why?
477
00:19:08,801 --> 00:19:09,934
I just thought
478
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,200
maybe you'd want
to talk about it.
479
00:19:12,267 --> 00:19:14,067
Talk about what?
480
00:19:14,133 --> 00:19:15,868
The fact that Joyce left today.
481
00:19:15,934 --> 00:19:18,367
Oh, was it today?
482
00:19:18,434 --> 00:19:21,267
My, how time flies.
483
00:19:30,434 --> 00:19:31,701
BOBBY:
Oh...
484
00:19:31,767 --> 00:19:33,200
poor Alex.
485
00:19:33,267 --> 00:19:35,300
I know He shouldn't keep it
all bottled up like that.
486
00:19:35,367 --> 00:19:37,133
I tried to talk
to him, too,
487
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:39,367
but he just clammed up
on me. Poor Alex.
488
00:19:39,434 --> 00:19:41,434
Let me give it a try.
489
00:19:42,767 --> 00:19:44,100
You?
490
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,100
I am a man of the cloth.
491
00:19:47,167 --> 00:19:48,167
What do you mean?
492
00:19:48,234 --> 00:19:49,701
That "Church of
the Peaceful" stuff?
493
00:19:49,767 --> 00:19:51,400
Hey, hey.
Just because the draft ended
494
00:19:51,467 --> 00:19:54,167
doesn't mean I can't
save a soul now and then.
495
00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:55,567
Hey, Jim,
are you sure
496
00:19:55,634 --> 00:19:57,634
you can handle this
by yourself?
497
00:19:57,701 --> 00:19:59,868
Why don't you take
Bobby with you?
498
00:19:59,934 --> 00:20:00,901
Okay.
499
00:20:00,968 --> 00:20:01,934
Come on, Bobby.
500
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,000
Give me
a hand.
501
00:20:03,067 --> 00:20:04,167
Sure.
What's up?
502
00:20:04,234 --> 00:20:05,734
We got to
help Alex.
503
00:20:20,167 --> 00:20:21,334
Hi, Alex.
504
00:20:22,467 --> 00:20:23,667
Hi, Jim.
505
00:20:24,667 --> 00:20:26,000
Hi, Alex.
506
00:20:27,567 --> 00:20:29,300
Hi, Latka.
507
00:20:29,367 --> 00:20:32,000
Alex... we have
to talk to you.
508
00:20:32,067 --> 00:20:33,033
Oh?
509
00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:34,200
Wait a minute,
Jim.
510
00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:35,901
I think,
if this is personal,
511
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,767
I think we should
talk alone.
512
00:20:37,834 --> 00:20:41,767
No, no, I want
Alex to hear.
513
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,100
I mean the three
of us alone.
514
00:20:45,167 --> 00:20:48,100
Come on, Alex, let's go
into the tool room. Come on.
515
00:20:48,167 --> 00:20:49,267
Tool room?
516
00:20:49,334 --> 00:20:50,501
Yeah.
517
00:20:50,567 --> 00:20:52,200
Okay.
518
00:21:00,734 --> 00:21:03,000
Sit down and, uh...
519
00:21:03,067 --> 00:21:04,801
listen to me.
520
00:21:06,267 --> 00:21:07,634
( clears throat )
521
00:21:10,133 --> 00:21:12,067
Every time you get knocked down,
522
00:21:12,133 --> 00:21:14,300
you got to get
right back up again.
523
00:21:14,367 --> 00:21:15,634
That's right.
524
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,667
Now, don't ask me why.
525
00:21:18,734 --> 00:21:20,367
That's the way it is.
526
00:21:20,434 --> 00:21:22,467
You got to
forget yesterday
527
00:21:22,534 --> 00:21:24,234
and forget tomorrow.
528
00:21:24,300 --> 00:21:26,601
There's only today,
and you got to get
529
00:21:26,667 --> 00:21:28,701
everything out of it
that you can.
530
00:21:28,767 --> 00:21:31,167
He know what
he's talking about.
531
00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:35,601
Life is like...
532
00:21:35,667 --> 00:21:37,367
an ice cream cone.
533
00:21:37,434 --> 00:21:40,667
You got to eat it
when you get it.
534
00:21:40,734 --> 00:21:42,000
That's right.
535
00:21:43,567 --> 00:21:45,100
Got to eat it fast.
536
00:21:45,167 --> 00:21:46,834
Because, if you don't,
537
00:21:46,901 --> 00:21:50,834
it's going to melt all over
your hand and down your arm.
538
00:21:50,901 --> 00:21:52,667
That's no good.
539
00:21:54,167 --> 00:21:56,100
JIM:
Do you want to go through life
540
00:21:56,167 --> 00:21:57,834
licking your arm?
541
00:22:02,634 --> 00:22:03,567
Uh...
542
00:22:03,634 --> 00:22:04,901
No.
543
00:22:04,968 --> 00:22:07,067
I know I don't.
544
00:22:07,133 --> 00:22:08,400
LATKA:
Me, too.
545
00:22:08,467 --> 00:22:09,934
So live, live, live!
546
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,734
And never let
an empty moment go by.
547
00:22:12,801 --> 00:22:14,634
That's right.
Hallelujah.
548
00:22:20,300 --> 00:22:21,567
You are right, Jim.
549
00:22:21,634 --> 00:22:22,634
You are right.
550
00:22:22,701 --> 00:22:24,501
I am going
to live very good,
551
00:22:24,567 --> 00:22:27,267
and then I'm going
to report back to you.
552
00:22:27,334 --> 00:22:29,033
I'm going to...
to be good,
553
00:22:29,100 --> 00:22:31,167
and live my life
the most I can,
554
00:22:31,234 --> 00:22:33,534
and I'll always
eat my ice cream,
555
00:22:33,601 --> 00:22:35,567
and all
my problems
556
00:22:35,634 --> 00:22:37,434
are solved.
557
00:22:37,501 --> 00:22:39,434
Oh, boy, oh, boy.
558
00:22:39,501 --> 00:22:41,067
You should
listen to him.
559
00:22:41,133 --> 00:22:43,334
He knows what
he talking about.
560
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,334
Thank you very much.
561
00:22:53,267 --> 00:22:55,934
I knew I could help him.
562
00:22:58,133 --> 00:22:59,601
Yes, that was very nice
563
00:22:59,667 --> 00:23:02,133
what you did for him, Jim.
Very nice.
564
00:23:04,567 --> 00:23:08,334
Well... Bobby's
had it pretty rough.
565
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:11,300
Trying to make it
as a boxer,
566
00:23:11,367 --> 00:23:14,000
and raise
the two kids...
567
00:23:18,133 --> 00:23:20,067
By the way,
how are you doing?
568
00:23:20,133 --> 00:23:21,834
Oh, fine, fine, Jim.
569
00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:26,234
In fact, I'm doing better
by the minute, I'm sure.
570
00:23:26,300 --> 00:23:29,434
Things going okay
at the gallery?
571
00:23:32,267 --> 00:23:34,801
Couldn't be better, Jim.
572
00:23:34,868 --> 00:23:36,901
Okeydoke.
573
00:23:51,133 --> 00:23:53,501
( chortling )
574
00:24:29,734 --> 00:24:31,367
WOMAN:
Night, Mr. Walters.
575
00:24:31,434 --> 00:24:32,734
( Walters mutters )
576
00:24:32,784 --> 00:24:37,334
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