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(theme song playing)
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I got the wind in my hairand a fire within
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'Cause there's something beginning
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I got a mystery to solve
and excitement to spare
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Got a beautiful breeze
blowing through
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I'm ready to follow it
who knows where
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And I'll get there I swear
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With the wind in my hair
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Okay, guys, wait for it. How's this?
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Hmm, too bohemian.
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Ugh.
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What about this?
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(squeaks)
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Way too uptight.
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Mm-hmm?
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Too...
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Lighten up, Cass. It's just a painting.
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It's more than a painting, Eugene.
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This is the princess's royal portrait.
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(scoffs) She's right.
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I mean, every one of these
portraits says something
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about what made that particular
king or queen unique.
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It's tradition, and she's gotta
decide on her look soon.
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The Giovanni gets here in two
days, and from what I hear,
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that guy is as famous for his
temper as he is for his art.
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Well, look at this guy. He's not doing
anything, and he seems pretty happy.
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Whoa! Careful!
These paintings are priceless,
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especially that one.
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That's the only known
painting of Robin XI.
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Wait. This kingdom had 11 Robins?
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Nope. Just this dud.
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Cassandra: They called him Robin XI
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because the only thing interesting
about was that he had...
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Nine, ten. Eleven fingers.
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That's right.
I remember reading about him.
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Listen, Raps, if you're trying
to find your defining activity,
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don't listen to this dud
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whose whole work history
is being a two-bit hood.
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(laughing) Two-bit hood?
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Hold the pastry!
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I'll have you know, Cassandra,
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Flynn Rider was a l?gende.
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(laughs) Key word being "was."
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And what is it you do now?
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I, uh...
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I do many things.
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You know, important things.
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So important,
you wouldn't understand them.
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Sometimes, I don't even understand them.
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Tell her, Blondie.
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Hmm.
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What?
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(scoffs) Can you believe that Cassandra?
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Two-bit hood? I mean, she acts like
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the only things I've ever been good
at are lying, cheating, and stealing.
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Which, in fairness, I am very good at.
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All: Hmm.
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So you guys agree with Cassandra?
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No, no, no, no, no.
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We don't...
(emphatically) agree with her.
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We've simply arrived at a...
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Well, um, nearly identical
assessment, is all.
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Oh, okay.
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Okay, I see how it is.
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You know, I am capable
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of being more than a handsome,
devil-may-care rogue.
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In fact, I can be a handsome,
devil-may-care anything I want.
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Maybe I'll just have
to find a way to prove it.
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Boys, Eugene Fitzherbert
is gonna find his new calling.
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All: Hmm.
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Does no one in this kingdom
have an attention span?
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Come on!
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_
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Well, you said bake the pie
at 300 degrees for an hour,
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but I figured save time and do
600 degrees for a half hour.
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Math!
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Hey! Oh!
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(wheels screech)
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Thank you.
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- Hyah!
- (woman exclaiming)
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Record time!
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(groaning)
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Hyah!
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But this isn't my house.
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Impressive cobblering.
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Whoa! Whoa! Wait a minute!
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Now I know where I know you.
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You stole a crate of boots once.
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(grunts)
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Does this mean I'm getting the boot?
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No, it means you're getting fired.
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(croaking)
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(yawns)
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- (door slams)
- (exclaiming)
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Who knew having a job would
be so much work? (sighs)
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I mean, what with all those
rules and responsibilities.
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You should have heard some
of these guys I worked for.
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It's like, "Hey, buddy,
who died and made you boss?"
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(sighs)
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Maybe Cassandra was right.
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Ugh! Just saying those four words sent
bile into my mouth, down the throat...
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Oh, that... (shudders) Yuck!
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But it's true. Maybe the only
thing I was meant to be was a...
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Woman: Thief! Stop! Thief!
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I know where he's headed.
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I know where he's headed!
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Guys, he's headed for the dock.
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We'll handle this, Rider.
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And besides, he ran in the
opposite direction, genius!
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No one calls me genius
and gets away with it!
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(grunts)
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(scoffs) Amateur.
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Rider, what are you doing here?
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Well, Captain, I don't wanna say
I just did your job for you,
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but I just did your job for you.
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It was the old distract-and-run-to-
the-dock-to-catch-the-last-ferry tactic.
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I know because I invented it.
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Nice hustle, though. Keep your chin up.
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I don't believe it.
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Flynn Rider on the side
of law and order.
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You're gonna become a Royal Guard?
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It makes total sense, right?
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I tried to have a normal job,
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but I'm just not great with authority.
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Being a guard, I am the authority.
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Plus, I'd look great in a uniform.
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What's all this?
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(sighs) I was having a lot of trouble
picking just one interest for my portrait,
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and then, it hit me.
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I'll pose doing all of them, right?
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What do you think?
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Hmm.
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- Pascal?
- (croaks)
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Maybe not your best idea,
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but, but I've heard worse.
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Like you becoming a Royal Guard?
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(stammers) How long have
you been standing there?
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Long enough to know you're about
to make a fool of yourself.
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You really think you have
what it takes to be a guard?
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Hmm, let me think.
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Superior athletic ability,
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razor-sharp acumen, impressive stature,
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making guards all around the
world, including Corona,
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look like bozos for decades.
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Yeah, I think I can swing it.
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You wanna know what I think?
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That I care what you think?
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(laughing) Let me save you the trouble.
I don't.
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I bet you don't even make it
through basic training.
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(scoffs) Training?
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What, like school?
I was great in school.
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Easiest three days of my life.
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Who's the teacher anyway?
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Cassandra: My dad.
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All right, maggots, line up!
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(growls)
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This boot camp will push you
to your very limits.
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By the time I'm through,
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you'll be sweating tears
and crying sweat.
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But if you make it through camp
and pass the final exam...
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(yawns, smacks lips)
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(laughs) And for some of you,
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that's a highly unlikely if,
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you will receive
probationary trainee status.
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Shorty, what are you doing here?
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I'm sorry. Is this the
line for the men's room?
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Well, well, looks like I got
a couple of aces in the mix.
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Captain, sir,
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I know we've had our differences,
but I'd just like to say...
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Quiet, maggot!
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You are a loathsome, pathetic
excuse for a human being,
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and it is my full intention to
make your life a living nightmare.
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You know, I've never
said this to another man,
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but you have handsome teeth.
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(whistle trills)
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(grunting)
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(grunting)
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(bird screeching)
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(whistle trills)
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(grunting)
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(nickers)
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Whoa!
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(laughing)
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Crossbow procedure number one, Rider.
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Always keep the safety on.
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(nickering)
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(grunting)
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(grunting)
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(straining) Come on. Not fair.
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(exclaiming)
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(guards laughing)
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Rapunzel: All right, Pascal,
I think this is everything.
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Okay, we're gonna be more than ready
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for The Giovanni tomorrow morning.
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(sighs deeply)
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(gasps) Oops!
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(exclaims)
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Darling, is everything okay?
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(laughs) Let me guess. Your portrait?
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Let me show you something.
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Oh! (giggling)
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Sorry. Mom, come on. It's just...
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(sighs)
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Horrible? Yes, horrible.
It's horrible. (laughs)
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My point is, we're not always defined
by the things we can do, Rapunzel,
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but rather by the people we are.
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That's what your portrait
should communicate.
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(chitters)
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(laughs) I know. I know.
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Don't be so smug, Pascal.
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Cassandra: Ready to give up?
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(laughs wryly) Oh, you'd
love that, wouldn't you?
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Honestly, I don't care.
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Look, it doesn't matter anyway, okay?
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No matter how hard I try
on that final tomorrow,
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your dad will cook up some cheap
shot to make sure I fail.
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He wants me out, end of story.
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You know, for someone who spent
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most of his life breaking the
rules to get what he wants,
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you're having an awful lot of
trouble dealing with someone
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who is breaking the rules
to get what he wants.
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(snoring)
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(sighs exasperatedly) Where is Eugene?
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The rules are simple.
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Obstacle course.
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Whistle.
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Complete the course
before the whistle blows.
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Is that clear?
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Actually, sir, can you
go through that one more time?
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It's just my brain is so used to
tuning your voice out that I...
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Line up, Rider.
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I can't believe you made it this far.
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But I'm glad you did.
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Because I made this course
especially difficult
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just... for... you.
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I'm touched.
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Get off me!
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Go!
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(snoring)
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(Shorty snores, grunts)
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(exclaims)
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(growls)
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(grunting)
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(grunting)
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(exclaims triumphantly)
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(panting)
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(chuckling)
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Hup! Ho!
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(exclaims)
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Huh?
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Almost forgot something.
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(snoring)
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Someone had to make this challenging.
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(sniffs)
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Oh. You never did find that
men's room, did you, Shorty?
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Ha! You lose!
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(laughing)
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- Where's my...
- (whistle trilling)
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Complete the course
before the whistle blows, right?
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Look at that. I can follow rules.
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I'll take a medium uniform,
sir, athletic fit.
263
00:13:08,357 --> 00:13:10,191
(cheering)
264
00:13:12,662 --> 00:13:13,627
(whinnies)
265
00:13:19,602 --> 00:13:21,235
Hey, Pete, look alive.
266
00:13:21,270 --> 00:13:22,470
This must be the guy. Look at him.
267
00:13:22,505 --> 00:13:25,339
Mister, uh, The Giovanni.
268
00:13:25,374 --> 00:13:26,507
The John-a-vanni... Johnny-Johnny.
269
00:13:26,542 --> 00:13:28,242
Johnny, welcome!
270
00:13:28,277 --> 00:13:29,443
Corona is happy to have you.
271
00:13:29,479 --> 00:13:31,512
Yeah, well, at least someone is happy.
272
00:13:31,547 --> 00:13:33,647
Now, where's Princess come si chiama?
273
00:13:33,683 --> 00:13:35,583
Uh, she'll be here shortly.
274
00:13:35,618 --> 00:13:38,352
The Giovanni, he don't like to wait.
275
00:13:38,387 --> 00:13:40,421
Now, leave me here.
276
00:13:40,456 --> 00:13:44,191
Ah. Maybe The Giovanni,
he learn something...
277
00:13:44,227 --> 00:13:46,360
by studying how not to paint.
278
00:13:55,371 --> 00:13:56,370
Hey! Nice!
279
00:13:57,406 --> 00:13:59,306
Reporting for duty, Cap.
280
00:13:59,342 --> 00:14:01,242
What do you got, huh? (chuckles)
281
00:14:01,277 --> 00:14:03,177
Bad guys to be nabbed?
282
00:14:03,212 --> 00:14:04,445
Mysteries to be solved?
283
00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:06,462
I'm ready for anything.
284
00:14:08,384 --> 00:14:10,417
(mice squeaking)
285
00:14:10,453 --> 00:14:12,219
Dungeon duty. Great.
286
00:14:12,255 --> 00:14:13,420
This is your post.
287
00:14:13,456 --> 00:14:16,590
That main entrance is to
remain locked at all times.
288
00:14:16,626 --> 00:14:20,194
You are to patrol this entire
block every five minutes.
289
00:14:20,229 --> 00:14:21,262
Do you understand?
290
00:14:22,598 --> 00:14:24,498
There's only one prisoner?
291
00:14:24,534 --> 00:14:26,400
Do you understand?
292
00:14:26,435 --> 00:14:29,570
Yeah, but I just thought,
you know, given my skill set,
293
00:14:29,605 --> 00:14:33,307
it would make more sense for
me to be running and jumping.
294
00:14:33,342 --> 00:14:35,643
You're not being paid to think, Rider.
295
00:14:35,678 --> 00:14:37,645
Every five minutes.
296
00:14:43,519 --> 00:14:46,353
Hey. It's about time!
297
00:14:46,389 --> 00:14:49,256
Sorry, The Giovanni, I was, um...
298
00:14:49,292 --> 00:14:51,225
The Giovanni, he doesn't care!
299
00:14:51,260 --> 00:14:52,493
Now, how you wanna look?
300
00:14:52,528 --> 00:14:56,497
Oh, um, I thought that I would
keep it simple. (chuckles)
301
00:14:56,532 --> 00:14:59,400
Huh? She gonna pose with nothing?
302
00:14:59,435 --> 00:15:00,568
(exclaims in Italian)
303
00:15:00,603 --> 00:15:03,237
Don't blame The Giovanni when
the painting, she's no good.
304
00:15:03,272 --> 00:15:05,139
Oh. Okay.
305
00:15:05,174 --> 00:15:07,374
I definitely won't.
306
00:15:07,410 --> 00:15:09,443
Hmm.
307
00:15:09,478 --> 00:15:13,213
The Giovanni. Can I call you The?
You're the best.
308
00:15:13,249 --> 00:15:18,152
Hey, Blondie, I see you went
with the simple choice of beautiful.
309
00:15:18,287 --> 00:15:19,620
Aw! Thank you.
310
00:15:19,655 --> 00:15:22,222
At least someone thinks so.
311
00:15:22,258 --> 00:15:25,459
Wait. What are you doing here?
Cass said you had dungeon duty.
312
00:15:25,494 --> 00:15:26,660
Oh, I do.
313
00:15:26,696 --> 00:15:29,059
The Cap told me to walk the
block once every five minutes,
314
00:15:29,084 --> 00:15:30,864
but it just seemed
like a waste standing there.
315
00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:32,232
So, I walked it twice in a row,
316
00:15:32,268 --> 00:15:33,500
and now, I can take a 10-minute break.
317
00:15:33,536 --> 00:15:34,568
Math.
318
00:15:34,604 --> 00:15:38,372
Yeah, uh, I don't think that's right.
319
00:15:38,407 --> 00:15:39,540
Oh, no, no, trust me, Blondie.
320
00:15:39,575 --> 00:15:41,642
I worked it all out in the old brainium.
321
00:15:41,677 --> 00:15:45,346
(grumbling) You go now!
(exclaiming in Italian)
322
00:15:45,381 --> 00:15:46,413
What did you say?
323
00:15:46,449 --> 00:15:49,183
(speaking in Italian)
324
00:15:49,218 --> 00:15:50,958
I can no concentrate.
325
00:15:51,487 --> 00:15:54,188
Captain: Rider, where are you?
326
00:15:54,223 --> 00:15:55,356
Eugene: He escaped?
327
00:15:55,391 --> 00:15:56,590
How?
328
00:15:56,626 --> 00:16:00,294
Apparently, someone
didn't follow regulation
329
00:16:00,329 --> 00:16:02,162
and left the main door unlocked,
330
00:16:02,198 --> 00:16:04,264
so they could go
to visit their girlfriend.
331
00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:06,133
Gah! Math!
332
00:16:06,168 --> 00:16:07,501
And because of your delinquency,
333
00:16:07,536 --> 00:16:11,205
the prisoner was able to seize the
opportunity to pick his cell lock
334
00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:12,306
and escape!
335
00:16:12,341 --> 00:16:14,241
Uh, I know this looks bad.
336
00:16:14,276 --> 00:16:15,442
You bet it does.
337
00:16:15,478 --> 00:16:17,605
Turn in your helmet and shield, hotshot.
338
00:16:17,630 --> 00:16:19,463
You're off the Guard.
339
00:16:23,872 --> 00:16:28,407
Aw, I should have just done
what I was asked. So stupid!
340
00:16:28,443 --> 00:16:30,476
(sniffing)
341
00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:33,412
Why don't you drown
your sorrows in a yam?
342
00:16:33,448 --> 00:16:36,515
Uh, thanks, buddy,
but I filled up on yams earlier.
343
00:16:36,551 --> 00:16:37,750
Who wants to be a guard anyway?
344
00:16:37,785 --> 00:16:39,852
Right? All those
responsibilities and rules.
345
00:16:39,888 --> 00:16:41,420
Plus, the Captain is a total...
346
00:16:41,456 --> 00:16:42,421
Whoa!
347
00:16:43,558 --> 00:16:45,825
So sorry, the Giovanni. Let me help.
348
00:16:45,860 --> 00:16:47,760
Ugh! (grumbles)
349
00:16:47,795 --> 00:16:49,324
(speaking in Italian)
350
00:16:49,348 --> 00:16:51,348
Watch where you're going.
351
00:16:52,734 --> 00:16:55,635
Something smells fishy.
352
00:16:55,670 --> 00:16:57,637
That would be me.
353
00:16:59,874 --> 00:17:01,574
Hey, Blondie.
354
00:17:01,609 --> 00:17:04,410
Portrait is done already. That's great.
355
00:17:04,445 --> 00:17:05,478
That was quick.
356
00:17:05,513 --> 00:17:08,347
How did it turn out? Holy horribleness!
357
00:17:08,383 --> 00:17:11,617
I don't know. I don't get it.
It's just... Mmm.
358
00:17:12,687 --> 00:17:14,587
Really bad.
359
00:17:14,622 --> 00:17:15,821
Right?
360
00:17:15,857 --> 00:17:18,276
Yeah, I'd say. That is really terrible.
361
00:17:18,270 --> 00:17:21,104
Some world-famous artist!
I could do a better...
362
00:17:22,497 --> 00:17:24,430
(gasps) I gotta go see the captain.
363
00:17:26,501 --> 00:17:28,467
Look, Cap, I know
I'm not on your good side,
364
00:17:28,503 --> 00:17:30,636
but the portrait
of Robin XI has been stolen.
365
00:17:30,672 --> 00:17:31,737
No, it hasn't.
366
00:17:31,773 --> 00:17:33,572
You wanna know why it hasn't?
367
00:17:33,608 --> 00:17:35,841
Because my men can adhere to procedures.
368
00:17:35,877 --> 00:17:40,713
Procedure dictates that the gallery
be patrolled every five minutes.
369
00:17:40,748 --> 00:17:41,714
Stan? Pete?
370
00:17:41,749 --> 00:17:43,683
Um, sorry, Eugene.
371
00:17:43,718 --> 00:17:45,651
We just checked two seconds
before you arrived.
372
00:17:45,687 --> 00:17:46,852
Everything was fine.
373
00:17:46,888 --> 00:17:48,554
But it's a counterfeit!
374
00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:51,490
Enough! Get lost before I lock you up.
375
00:17:55,697 --> 00:17:57,830
Come on, Shorty. We're just gonna
have to stop him on our own.
376
00:17:57,865 --> 00:18:00,599
Not totally on your own.
377
00:18:00,635 --> 00:18:02,668
Cassandra? You believe me?
378
00:18:02,704 --> 00:18:05,604
You may be an arrogant,
self-centered, inconsiderate...
379
00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:06,706
Poorly-dressed.
380
00:18:06,741 --> 00:18:10,543
...bloviating, tremendous
waste of space windbag...
381
00:18:10,578 --> 00:18:13,412
Okay, okay, can we just cut
to the "but" in this sentence?
382
00:18:13,448 --> 00:18:16,716
But I'm guessing you didn't become
a legend by not trusting your gut.
383
00:18:16,751 --> 00:18:19,352
So if you say something is not right,
384
00:18:19,387 --> 00:18:20,586
(reluctantly) I might believe it.
385
00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:21,687
Cass, I...
386
00:18:21,723 --> 00:18:24,323
Plus, if you are wrong
and fall flat on your face,
387
00:18:24,359 --> 00:18:25,624
I'll be the first to see it.
388
00:18:25,660 --> 00:18:26,759
I can work with that. Okay.
389
00:18:26,794 --> 00:18:29,528
Come on. I think
I know where he's headed.
390
00:18:29,564 --> 00:18:31,297
Uh...
391
00:18:31,332 --> 00:18:32,531
Wait. What are we doing again?
392
00:18:33,601 --> 00:18:36,402
Sir, we found this nut
by the palace gate.
393
00:18:36,437 --> 00:18:38,537
- You want us to lock him up?
- (muffled shouting)
394
00:18:38,573 --> 00:18:40,740
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Slow down. Who are you?
395
00:18:40,775 --> 00:18:42,541
(shouting in Italian)
396
00:18:42,577 --> 00:18:44,477
I am the real The Giovanni.
397
00:18:45,813 --> 00:18:47,346
(Giovanni shouting in Italian)
398
00:18:47,382 --> 00:18:48,547
Ten fingers.
399
00:18:48,583 --> 00:18:52,785
- Captain, that means Eugene was...
- Don't you dare finish that sentence.
400
00:18:52,820 --> 00:18:54,487
Now, come on.
401
00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:01,527
He's gonna try to catch
the last ferry out of Corona.
402
00:19:03,631 --> 00:19:04,663
Hyah!
403
00:19:11,739 --> 00:19:13,572
(whinnying)
404
00:19:13,608 --> 00:19:14,707
(exclaiming)
405
00:19:15,777 --> 00:19:20,346
I'm sure that my beard
can be used as a float...
406
00:19:20,381 --> 00:19:21,547
I got it.
407
00:19:30,358 --> 00:19:31,690
It's just you and me, Max.
408
00:19:45,473 --> 00:19:46,472
(grunting)
409
00:19:48,776 --> 00:19:52,378
Arrivederci, baby.
410
00:19:52,413 --> 00:19:53,679
It means "goodbye."
411
00:19:54,715 --> 00:19:55,781
Huh?
412
00:19:55,817 --> 00:19:57,750
Crossbow procedure number one.
413
00:19:57,785 --> 00:19:59,652
Always keep the safety on.
414
00:19:59,687 --> 00:20:01,320
(whinnying)
415
00:20:06,287 --> 00:20:07,511
On it.
416
00:20:11,605 --> 00:20:12,665
Yeah, baby!
417
00:20:15,803 --> 00:20:20,673
Huh. Actually saved by one
of the Captain's dumb rules.
418
00:20:20,708 --> 00:20:21,874
Don't you dare tell him.
419
00:20:21,909 --> 00:20:24,477
The last thing I want is to
see the guy get a big head.
420
00:20:25,546 --> 00:20:26,812
(whinnying angrily)
421
00:20:29,717 --> 00:20:32,384
See, I knew something was up
when he cursed me out.
422
00:20:32,420 --> 00:20:33,719
His Italian was terrible.
423
00:20:33,754 --> 00:20:36,388
(laughing) Subject-verb
agreement was way off.
424
00:20:37,558 --> 00:20:38,824
What? I speak Italian.
425
00:20:38,860 --> 00:20:41,393
They have stuff to steal
in Italy, too, you know.
426
00:20:41,429 --> 00:20:42,828
Anyway, the rest was just
putting the pieces together.
427
00:20:42,864 --> 00:20:45,464
You see, you gotta think like a
crook in order to catch one.
428
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:47,666
You just can't teach that, Cap.
429
00:20:47,702 --> 00:20:51,704
Perhaps I acted precipitously
when I dismissed you, Rider.
430
00:20:51,739 --> 00:20:53,606
Ah, let me guess.
431
00:20:53,641 --> 00:20:55,407
You want me to join the Guard again.
432
00:20:55,443 --> 00:20:57,443
Well, I'm flattered, but...
433
00:20:57,478 --> 00:20:59,712
(laughing) Oh, no. Heavens, no!
434
00:20:59,747 --> 00:21:02,348
You're a terrible guard, Rider.
435
00:21:02,383 --> 00:21:05,451
But I do have something else in mind.
436
00:21:05,486 --> 00:21:07,419
Ahem.
437
00:21:07,455 --> 00:21:08,687
Good afternoon, gentlemen,
438
00:21:08,723 --> 00:21:11,457
and welcome to Thinking Like a Thief.
439
00:21:11,492 --> 00:21:13,692
I am your instructor,
Eugene Fitzherbert.
440
00:21:13,728 --> 00:21:16,115
You may call me Mr. Fitzherbert.
441
00:21:16,140 --> 00:21:19,109
No. Wait. Professor Fitzherbert.
442
00:21:19,134 --> 00:21:20,533
Let's add an "honorable" in there.
443
00:21:20,568 --> 00:21:23,669
The Honorable Professor Fitzherbert.
444
00:21:23,704 --> 00:21:25,437
Esquire.
445
00:21:25,473 --> 00:21:26,605
Masks on.
446
00:21:27,775 --> 00:21:31,810
(gasps) Take the women and children!
Don't hurt the money!
447
00:21:31,846 --> 00:21:34,513
- (screaming)
- Shorty, wait. Shorty, it's me.
448
00:21:34,549 --> 00:21:35,648
Eugene: Come back!
449
00:21:35,683 --> 00:21:39,518
Wow! My dad has no idea
what he just unleashed.
450
00:21:39,554 --> 00:21:41,720
Meh, all is well
that ends well, I guess.
451
00:21:41,756 --> 00:21:45,308
Now, are you sure you didn't want the
real Giovanni to paint your portrait?
452
00:21:45,410 --> 00:21:46,619
Yeah.
453
00:21:46,655 --> 00:21:49,456
I had a better idea of how I wanted it.
454
00:21:49,491 --> 00:21:52,358
See, a wise person once told me,
455
00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:56,429
we're not always defined
by the things we can do,
456
00:21:56,465 --> 00:21:58,665
but rather by the people we are
457
00:21:59,377 --> 00:22:01,301
and by those we love.
458
00:22:01,325 --> 00:22:03,325
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459
00:22:03,371 --> 00:22:07,340
(theme song playing)
460
00:22:07,375 --> 00:22:10,287
Now I got my eyes opening wider
461
00:22:10,312 --> 00:22:12,637
My heart burning like fire
462
00:22:12,662 --> 00:22:15,061
Feels like I'm so alive
463
00:22:15,086 --> 00:22:16,801
I'm never going back
464
00:22:16,940 --> 00:22:19,741
Whatever I want now I'm gonna chase
465
00:22:19,769 --> 00:22:21,969
Who I am I can't contain
466
00:22:22,005 --> 00:22:25,492
I'm not gonna hold it in
467
00:22:25,517 --> 00:22:27,588
There's more of me to give
468
00:22:27,613 --> 00:22:30,617
-
Oh-oh, oh-oh
-
Oh, yeah
469
00:22:30,642 --> 00:22:33,119
There's more of me to give
470
00:22:33,169 --> 00:22:37,719
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