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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,016 --> 00:00:01,630 Narrator: Previously on Switched at Birth... 2 00:00:01,650 --> 00:00:03,487 John: Chris Walker... 90 mile-an-hour fastball. 3 00:00:03,529 --> 00:00:05,275 There are three scouts sitting in the stands 4 00:00:05,288 --> 00:00:06,983 waiting to throw money at you. 5 00:00:07,013 --> 00:00:08,557 Turn around, put your hands on your head now. 6 00:00:08,570 --> 00:00:11,977 My pitching arm! You're hurting my pitching arm! 7 00:00:12,054 --> 00:00:13,715 You know I had open-heart surgery. 8 00:00:13,736 --> 00:00:16,110 The donor was a man who died in a car accident. 9 00:00:16,356 --> 00:00:17,901 You have Angelo's heart? 10 00:00:17,952 --> 00:00:19,861 I thought about you every single day. 11 00:00:20,028 --> 00:00:22,130 - You have a girlfriend. - Maybe I shouldn't. 12 00:00:22,152 --> 00:00:23,217 But you do. 13 00:00:23,244 --> 00:00:25,200 Regina: Luca and I are together. 14 00:00:25,234 --> 00:00:28,488 As a father, I have very serious concerns about your relationship. 15 00:00:28,523 --> 00:00:29,928 Where are you staying now? 16 00:00:29,993 --> 00:00:31,574 - My car. - Ally! 17 00:00:31,579 --> 00:00:33,262 You could stay with me and Daphne. 18 00:00:33,295 --> 00:00:35,408 You know what? If I am good enough to steal from, 19 00:00:35,430 --> 00:00:36,661 then I'm good enough to have my own share. 20 00:00:36,661 --> 00:00:37,876 Congratulations, you've got one. 21 00:00:37,892 --> 00:00:40,576 The rental fee is 300 bucks every week. 22 00:00:40,942 --> 00:00:44,147 - Spent my share of sleepless nights... - (alarm sounding) 23 00:00:44,196 --> 00:00:45,562 Worried to death about... 24 00:00:45,573 --> 00:00:48,429 - What is this? - It was mac 'n' cheese. 25 00:00:48,504 --> 00:00:50,810 I didn't know you could burn macaroni. 26 00:00:51,607 --> 00:00:53,785 Apparently if you let it cook for two hours. 27 00:00:54,565 --> 00:00:57,120 I wanted to thank you for letting me crash after everything... 28 00:00:57,136 --> 00:01:00,325 Okay, I got your text. Pizza to the rescue. 29 00:01:00,352 --> 00:01:01,412 - Yes. - Yes. 30 00:01:01,449 --> 00:01:05,676 It cost me my last $18, 31 00:01:05,687 --> 00:01:08,640 but I have already paid Noelle for the week. 32 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:11,925 Man, that feels good to say. 33 00:01:12,178 --> 00:01:16,233 Oh, you guys, I finally have a day off. 34 00:01:16,265 --> 00:01:17,470 So what are the weekend plans? 35 00:01:17,535 --> 00:01:21,052 Definitely not having a romantic weekend eating scones 36 00:01:21,069 --> 00:01:23,537 in a paddle boat at the cherry blossom festival. 37 00:01:23,564 --> 00:01:24,936 That was weirdly specific. 38 00:01:25,056 --> 00:01:28,497 I may have checked Mingo's Instagram a few times. 39 00:01:28,561 --> 00:01:31,186 He's visiting his girlfriend in DC. 40 00:01:31,234 --> 00:01:33,923 I've got to find a way to stop thinking about him. 41 00:01:33,977 --> 00:01:35,445 Let's go out. 42 00:01:35,634 --> 00:01:37,865 I'm a terrible cook, but I'm a great wing woman. 43 00:01:37,876 --> 00:01:39,500 We'll snag you a guy by midnight. 44 00:01:39,559 --> 00:01:41,694 Nice of you to offer, but I'm not really looking 45 00:01:41,727 --> 00:01:43,361 to start a new relationship right now. 46 00:01:43,394 --> 00:01:45,184 Who said anything about a relationship? 47 00:01:45,227 --> 00:01:47,330 I'm talking about a "Wham, bam, thank you, sir" 48 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:49,986 to take your mind off, um... what's his name? 49 00:01:50,003 --> 00:01:52,880 Mingo. And I like the way you think. 50 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:57,157 Uh, maybe you need a non-starter 51 00:01:57,184 --> 00:01:59,217 for the weekend, just to 52 00:01:59,260 --> 00:02:02,357 cure you of your Mingo-itis. 53 00:02:03,627 --> 00:02:04,982 That's weird. 54 00:02:05,923 --> 00:02:08,155 Bay, did you pay the electric bill? 55 00:02:08,699 --> 00:02:11,045 We have an electric bill? 56 00:02:13,959 --> 00:02:19,025 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 57 00:02:23,834 --> 00:02:25,302 And there we go. 58 00:02:25,512 --> 00:02:26,700 Candles? 59 00:02:26,958 --> 00:02:29,093 - This is a joke, right? - What? 60 00:02:29,158 --> 00:02:31,675 Those are nice tapers, drip-free. 61 00:02:31,795 --> 00:02:34,021 Come on! I'll pay you back. 62 00:02:34,037 --> 00:02:35,811 All I need is a small loan. 63 00:02:35,860 --> 00:02:39,189 I'm sorry, sweetie. The bank of Kennish is closed for business. 64 00:02:39,309 --> 00:02:41,566 So what are we supposed to do? Live like Pilgrims? 65 00:02:41,582 --> 00:02:42,996 Of course not. 66 00:02:43,206 --> 00:02:45,169 Pilgrims didn't have running water. 67 00:02:45,799 --> 00:02:49,014 You will spend hundreds of dollars on Daphne's school books, 68 00:02:49,025 --> 00:02:52,036 but you will not even lend me the same amount? 69 00:02:52,156 --> 00:02:54,134 You wanted to work instead of going to college 70 00:02:54,145 --> 00:02:55,995 and that means you make certain sacrifices. 71 00:02:56,022 --> 00:02:58,291 Like my ability to see at night? 72 00:02:58,463 --> 00:03:00,022 What about your car? 73 00:03:00,142 --> 00:03:01,409 Gas costs money. 74 00:03:01,436 --> 00:03:03,609 You could get a bus pass, sell that old junker. 75 00:03:03,678 --> 00:03:06,064 (laughs) That's a good one. That's real funny. 76 00:03:06,100 --> 00:03:07,422 I'm serious, Bay. 77 00:03:07,674 --> 00:03:10,342 If you can't afford your lifestyle, something's got to give. 78 00:03:10,363 --> 00:03:12,643 I would sooner sell the clothes off my back than sell that thing. 79 00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:15,220 That car is... is me. That car is art. 80 00:03:15,246 --> 00:03:16,978 That car is never going away. 81 00:03:17,011 --> 00:03:19,614 Well, then you're going to have to figure out a way to make more money 82 00:03:19,645 --> 00:03:21,803 because you're not getting it here. 83 00:03:24,336 --> 00:03:27,083 - (knocking) - John: Hey, sweetie. Sorry I'm late. 84 00:03:27,203 --> 00:03:30,153 I was imparting life wisdom upon our offspring. 85 00:03:32,426 --> 00:03:33,623 Sweetie? 86 00:03:33,658 --> 00:03:36,092 The Zimmermans are moving to Denver. 87 00:03:36,128 --> 00:03:38,025 What? Whose butts are we going to kick 88 00:03:38,057 --> 00:03:39,681 at the next Kennish game night? 89 00:03:39,735 --> 00:03:42,660 Sure, joke around. But it's hard to find good couple friends. 90 00:03:42,703 --> 00:03:45,285 And I feel like we're barely social anymore as it is. 91 00:03:45,322 --> 00:03:46,624 What about the Barkers? 92 00:03:46,672 --> 00:03:48,361 Divorced, remember? 93 00:03:49,152 --> 00:03:50,814 Um, the Clarks? 94 00:03:50,846 --> 00:03:53,481 Um, on sabbatical in Prague. 95 00:03:54,853 --> 00:03:56,311 Regina and Luca? 96 00:03:56,934 --> 00:03:58,720 Now there's an idea. 97 00:03:58,773 --> 00:04:00,714 We can show them our Parcheesi magic. 98 00:04:00,941 --> 00:04:02,742 - (knocking) - You wanted to see me, coach? 99 00:04:02,752 --> 00:04:04,685 Hey, Chris, how you doin'? 100 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:07,221 Want to make sure you're ready for your look with the Royals. 101 00:04:07,341 --> 00:04:09,623 We only got one shot to show 'em what you're made of, 102 00:04:09,659 --> 00:04:13,027 so you have got to bring everything you've got to the field. 103 00:04:13,147 --> 00:04:16,533 We know that sitting out the regionals was devastating for you. 104 00:04:16,554 --> 00:04:18,808 But we've got you this far 105 00:04:18,834 --> 00:04:21,358 - and we're not giving up now. - Thanks, Miss K. 106 00:04:21,392 --> 00:04:24,201 I've been pulling three-a-days all week getting ready. 107 00:04:24,222 --> 00:04:26,378 Volquez better guard his spot on the mound, 108 00:04:26,395 --> 00:04:28,813 - 'cause I'm coming for it. - That's what I want to hear, 109 00:04:28,835 --> 00:04:31,945 'cause you know what? We are taking you to the majors. 110 00:04:31,988 --> 00:04:33,851 (laughs) 111 00:04:35,917 --> 00:04:37,362 Aw. 112 00:04:37,573 --> 00:04:39,324 Oh, I know. 113 00:04:41,188 --> 00:04:43,189 - (knocking at door) - Come in! 114 00:04:44,859 --> 00:04:46,664 Hey, best mom ever. 115 00:04:46,983 --> 00:04:48,175 Oh, I know that look. 116 00:04:48,201 --> 00:04:49,908 That's the "I need something" look. 117 00:04:50,028 --> 00:04:51,647 Uh, well, 118 00:04:53,157 --> 00:04:55,365 I'm having a teensy-weensy 119 00:04:55,399 --> 00:04:58,492 little electrical-bill, um, problem, as in, 120 00:04:58,768 --> 00:05:01,643 I have one and I don't have money to pay it. 121 00:05:01,660 --> 00:05:03,579 Wait, I thought things were going well at the tattoo parlor? 122 00:05:03,579 --> 00:05:06,130 They are! I just... I have to pay Noelle a chair fee 123 00:05:06,143 --> 00:05:09,860 and restock my own supplies, and I'm sort of broke right now. 124 00:05:09,924 --> 00:05:11,603 So I was wondering if you could spot me, 125 00:05:11,633 --> 00:05:14,198 like, just a couple... hundred dollars. 126 00:05:14,262 --> 00:05:16,991 Let me get this straight... you want me to pay the electric bill 127 00:05:17,034 --> 00:05:20,088 on the apartment that I'm renting to you for free. 128 00:05:20,261 --> 00:05:21,689 Well, when you put it like that... 129 00:05:21,926 --> 00:05:24,589 When I started out, nobody gave me anything. 130 00:05:24,598 --> 00:05:27,187 I had to buy my first salon chair out of the back of a Buick. 131 00:05:27,230 --> 00:05:28,263 It was tough. 132 00:05:28,572 --> 00:05:29,868 But I wouldn't be who I am today 133 00:05:29,907 --> 00:05:31,619 if I'd had it any easier. 134 00:05:31,739 --> 00:05:33,107 So I'm guessing that's a no? 135 00:05:34,187 --> 00:05:35,921 I've got to get to class. 136 00:05:35,957 --> 00:05:39,243 If you're really desperate, I could always use some help at the Cracked Mug. 137 00:05:40,022 --> 00:05:41,726 You know where I keep the aprons. 138 00:05:43,959 --> 00:05:45,263 Lock up. 139 00:05:51,204 --> 00:05:52,585 A C+? 140 00:05:52,705 --> 00:05:54,262 But I worked so hard. 141 00:05:54,267 --> 00:05:55,424 What did you get? 142 00:05:56,008 --> 00:05:57,756 A-? 143 00:05:58,005 --> 00:06:01,425 You phoned that in 'cause you had Reserve training last weeken... 144 00:06:01,658 --> 00:06:03,732 You didn't even meet the minimum page count. 145 00:06:03,741 --> 00:06:06,017 Guess I knew the material better than I thought. 146 00:06:07,330 --> 00:06:09,992 I gotta run to calc. See you tonight? 147 00:06:10,405 --> 00:06:13,150 Prepare to see a board-game master in action. 148 00:06:20,498 --> 00:06:23,348 Hey, Lauren, I was wondering if I could talk to you 149 00:06:23,348 --> 00:06:25,315 about re-reading my paper? 150 00:06:25,341 --> 00:06:27,677 I think you might have missed a section. 151 00:06:27,741 --> 00:06:29,282 I read it very thoroughly. 152 00:06:29,342 --> 00:06:33,269 Well, then you must know how comprehensive my research was. 153 00:06:33,282 --> 00:06:35,428 I think I deserve better than a C. 154 00:06:35,695 --> 00:06:37,373 I don't change grades. 155 00:06:37,428 --> 00:06:40,282 But if you want to talk about how you can do better next time, 156 00:06:40,346 --> 00:06:42,248 I have office hours next week. 157 00:06:44,851 --> 00:06:47,742 And then the professor called me out for being on my phone, 158 00:06:47,759 --> 00:06:49,377 but I didn't realize he was talking to me 159 00:06:49,377 --> 00:06:53,091 because I was too busy checking Mingo's "Insta" again. 160 00:06:53,431 --> 00:06:54,738 I'm losing my mind. 161 00:06:54,966 --> 00:06:56,120 How did it go with the 'rents? 162 00:06:56,141 --> 00:06:58,478 It was basically Tough Love 101. 163 00:06:58,508 --> 00:07:02,466 Okay, I can tutor between classes, 164 00:07:02,643 --> 00:07:04,970 get some money, help out? 165 00:07:05,138 --> 00:07:06,992 No, they're right. 166 00:07:07,014 --> 00:07:09,359 The bills are my responsibility. 167 00:07:09,703 --> 00:07:10,985 I'll figure it out. 168 00:07:11,002 --> 00:07:12,698 You just need to focus on school 169 00:07:12,707 --> 00:07:17,314 and the fact that Chris Walker is totally checking you out right now. 170 00:07:17,719 --> 00:07:18,864 What's up, Bay? 171 00:07:19,100 --> 00:07:21,175 Hey, Daphne, right? 172 00:07:21,549 --> 00:07:24,130 I saw you around the BSU a bunch during the protest. 173 00:07:24,178 --> 00:07:26,196 I remember. Have I thanked you yet 174 00:07:26,213 --> 00:07:27,603 for saving Iris's life? 175 00:07:27,659 --> 00:07:30,503 It's hard work being a hero, but someone's got to do it. 176 00:07:30,662 --> 00:07:33,605 You know, I think I saw a kitten stuck up a tree 177 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:35,149 on the east side of campus, if you're bored. 178 00:07:35,175 --> 00:07:38,926 I already saved it. It was on my way to stopping some bank robbers. 179 00:07:39,533 --> 00:07:42,536 You know, your dad says you're the athletic sister. 180 00:07:42,601 --> 00:07:44,227 I played basketball in high school. 181 00:07:44,283 --> 00:07:47,071 You want to hit up the batting cages with me later? 182 00:07:47,385 --> 00:07:49,031 - We could hang? - (phone ringing) 183 00:07:49,085 --> 00:07:51,046 Oh. 184 00:07:51,166 --> 00:07:52,268 Uh, it's my aunt. 185 00:07:52,573 --> 00:07:54,221 Don't go anywhere, okay? 186 00:08:10,551 --> 00:08:11,653 Ahem. 187 00:08:12,056 --> 00:08:14,858 Why do I have the feeling you all are talking about me in front of me? 188 00:08:14,862 --> 00:08:16,084 'Cause we are. 189 00:08:16,441 --> 00:08:18,330 I'd love to hang with you. 190 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:27,426 All right, your touch-up is complete. 191 00:08:29,265 --> 00:08:30,313 - "Gorge." - Hmm. 192 00:08:30,330 --> 00:08:32,129 Well, if you like it now, 193 00:08:32,164 --> 00:08:34,753 - wait till you see it by candlelight. - (phone ringing) 194 00:08:39,469 --> 00:08:41,112 Bombshell Betty's. 195 00:08:42,028 --> 00:08:43,035 Oh! 196 00:08:44,063 --> 00:08:46,365 Oh, I'm... I'm so sorry. 197 00:08:46,417 --> 00:08:48,822 Um, well, if you two get back together, 198 00:08:48,826 --> 00:08:50,500 you know where I'll be. 199 00:08:50,664 --> 00:08:51,860 Bye. 200 00:08:53,989 --> 00:08:56,155 That was my 2:00. Apparently, 201 00:08:56,191 --> 00:08:57,638 Gabby dumped him 202 00:08:57,660 --> 00:09:00,108 so he will no longer be needing her name 203 00:09:00,125 --> 00:09:02,087 tattooed across his chest. 204 00:09:02,427 --> 00:09:04,239 I might actually have negative money now. 205 00:09:04,605 --> 00:09:06,966 - That blows. - Tell me about it. 206 00:09:07,086 --> 00:09:09,005 I mean, at this rate, it's going to take me a month 207 00:09:09,017 --> 00:09:10,925 just to get the power turned on. 208 00:09:11,957 --> 00:09:13,879 Maybe I should throw a fundraiser... 209 00:09:13,915 --> 00:09:16,216 "Donate to the Starving Artist" fund. 210 00:09:16,255 --> 00:09:18,359 You know, that's not such a terrible idea. 211 00:09:18,390 --> 00:09:20,769 Actually, I'm not totally comfortable taking money from UNICEF. 212 00:09:20,786 --> 00:09:22,421 No, I mean having a party. 213 00:09:22,662 --> 00:09:24,478 I used to live in this, like, commune. 214 00:09:24,508 --> 00:09:27,757 And whenever we were short on cash, we would buy a keg, 215 00:09:27,781 --> 00:09:30,144 invite everyone we knew and charge 10 bucks a head. 216 00:09:30,149 --> 00:09:31,284 Can't even afford beer. 217 00:09:31,366 --> 00:09:32,730 The first hundred covers the beer. 218 00:09:32,743 --> 00:09:33,775 The rest goes to the house. 219 00:09:33,775 --> 00:09:35,655 We could make 500, easy. 220 00:09:35,845 --> 00:09:37,691 Except there's no lights. 221 00:09:37,726 --> 00:09:39,322 But we do have candles. 222 00:09:39,511 --> 00:09:42,269 I think there's a couple packs of glow sticks somewhere. 223 00:09:42,308 --> 00:09:45,096 - That sounds atmospheric. - Exactly! 224 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:47,532 - So we're having a party? - We're having a party! 225 00:09:50,248 --> 00:09:52,614 We need quantity, not quality. 226 00:09:52,673 --> 00:09:55,400 Although we obviously don't want to invite any creepers. 227 00:09:55,416 --> 00:09:58,251 - Ooh, 2:00! - Ally, wait. 228 00:09:58,256 --> 00:09:59,584 What are you guys doing tonight? 229 00:09:59,606 --> 00:10:01,767 We're having a "Turn on the Lights" party upstairs. 230 00:10:01,778 --> 00:10:03,698 - Hey, Luca. - Hi, Bay. 231 00:10:03,714 --> 00:10:06,220 It's really just, like, a couple friends 232 00:10:06,253 --> 00:10:09,033 hanging out without any loud music or alcohol. 233 00:10:09,049 --> 00:10:11,663 - Please don't tell Regina. - Relax, I get it. 234 00:10:11,783 --> 00:10:13,271 I won't say anything about your party. 235 00:10:13,308 --> 00:10:15,303 Really? Cool, thank you. 236 00:10:15,335 --> 00:10:17,244 Uh, in that case, you should totally come. 237 00:10:17,260 --> 00:10:20,858 - Can't. I got Kennish game night. - Ha! You have fun with that one. 238 00:10:20,901 --> 00:10:22,751 I don't. I'm Tucker. 239 00:10:23,167 --> 00:10:26,946 - What time should I come by? - Uh, the party's at 9:00. 240 00:10:26,993 --> 00:10:29,157 Ally: And bring friends to the party. 241 00:10:31,476 --> 00:10:33,063 Bay? 242 00:10:35,248 --> 00:10:37,184 I thought that was you. 243 00:10:37,359 --> 00:10:40,430 Simone! Hi! 244 00:10:40,444 --> 00:10:41,957 What are you doing here? 245 00:10:41,970 --> 00:10:44,759 I have a couple of hours before my next meeting 246 00:10:44,773 --> 00:10:47,125 so I swung by to borrow Regina's Internet. 247 00:10:47,245 --> 00:10:51,911 - Do you work here? - Oh, no. I'm just helping out for the day. 248 00:10:51,949 --> 00:10:53,966 Actually, I'm a tattoo artist. 249 00:10:54,025 --> 00:10:56,209 That is so perfect for you. 250 00:10:56,408 --> 00:10:58,677 I sold out and joined the corporate world. 251 00:10:58,747 --> 00:11:01,177 My dad had an in at a pharmaceutical company 252 00:11:01,204 --> 00:11:02,855 and they made me a sales rep. 253 00:11:02,975 --> 00:11:05,334 It's crazy. I actually love it. 254 00:11:05,383 --> 00:11:08,637 - Well, you look great. - Thanks. 255 00:11:08,637 --> 00:11:10,331 I feel so basic sometimes, 256 00:11:10,358 --> 00:11:12,353 but my boss is all about the labels. 257 00:11:12,388 --> 00:11:14,838 He even makes me drive this embarrassing Beemer. 258 00:11:14,870 --> 00:11:16,306 It's totally flashy. 259 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:18,656 But you know how it is... appearance is everything, right? 260 00:11:18,693 --> 00:11:20,942 Mmm. I know exactly what you mean. 261 00:11:20,974 --> 00:11:25,277 I have this spread coming up in Live Ink magazine 262 00:11:25,283 --> 00:11:26,971 and I'm not sure if I'm gonna do it 263 00:11:26,971 --> 00:11:30,526 'cause I just gotta be really protective about my brand. 264 00:11:30,569 --> 00:11:32,752 And I just don't want to get all mainstream. 265 00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:34,091 Totally. 266 00:11:34,344 --> 00:11:37,039 Well, we should really get together and catch up more. 267 00:11:37,088 --> 00:11:41,262 - Did I hear something about a party? - Yes, upstairs. 268 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:44,960 - We're having a "Turn on the Lights" party... - It's a party/ meets art installation. 269 00:11:44,973 --> 00:11:49,095 It's a statement about our waste of this earth's resources. 270 00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:51,187 You always were the creative one. 271 00:11:51,307 --> 00:11:54,783 And I love art shows. I'm kind of an investor now. 272 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:56,530 So I guess I'll see you tonight. 273 00:11:56,650 --> 00:11:58,367 Can't wait. 274 00:11:59,077 --> 00:12:01,142 (Energetic music) 275 00:12:13,325 --> 00:12:15,605 I guess I shouldn't be surprised you know how to hit. 276 00:12:15,816 --> 00:12:17,710 You grew up with a pro baller. 277 00:12:17,787 --> 00:12:20,618 I didn't meet the Kennishes till I was 15. 278 00:12:20,691 --> 00:12:23,153 - I lived with my mom in East Riverside. - Get out! 279 00:12:23,273 --> 00:12:24,801 I'm from Blue Creek. 280 00:12:25,128 --> 00:12:27,141 We were neighbors, we didn't even know it. 281 00:12:27,167 --> 00:12:28,462 (laughs) 282 00:12:28,483 --> 00:12:30,094 I gotta be honest, though. 283 00:12:30,129 --> 00:12:32,024 It's a little hard to picture you there. 284 00:12:32,399 --> 00:12:33,345 Why? 285 00:12:33,663 --> 00:12:34,739 'Cause I'm white? 286 00:12:35,169 --> 00:12:36,515 Or 'cause I'm deaf? 287 00:12:36,836 --> 00:12:37,780 Both. 288 00:12:40,283 --> 00:12:42,921 When I was 10, I wore my hair in cornrows 289 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:45,824 for an entire summer to try to fit in with the other girls. 290 00:12:46,796 --> 00:12:51,080 - Not a good look for me. - (laughing) 291 00:12:51,955 --> 00:12:55,341 I never knew anybody who was deaf before Travis. 292 00:12:55,577 --> 00:12:58,707 It was hard enough growing up over there as a hearing person. 293 00:12:58,827 --> 00:13:00,401 You must be pretty tough. 294 00:13:00,455 --> 00:13:03,446 Actually, the community really supported me and my mom. 295 00:13:03,493 --> 00:13:05,537 I loved living in East Riverside. 296 00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:07,507 I can't wait to get out of the 'hood. 297 00:13:07,627 --> 00:13:10,707 As soon as I land my spot with the Royals, I'm gone. 298 00:13:10,747 --> 00:13:13,490 - Yeah? - Yeah. Yeah, this time next year, 299 00:13:13,610 --> 00:13:16,697 I'll be driving a sweet ride up to my mansion in Hallbrook, 300 00:13:16,946 --> 00:13:19,575 after signing a couple hundred autographs, of course. 301 00:13:19,602 --> 00:13:21,733 Is it hard being so insecure? 302 00:13:22,425 --> 00:13:24,536 I'm not cocky, I'm confident. 303 00:13:24,718 --> 00:13:27,663 - I deserve that spot. - Yeah, I get it. 304 00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:29,774 Hey, you want to go get some food? 305 00:13:29,821 --> 00:13:31,199 Keep hanging? 306 00:13:32,058 --> 00:13:33,922 Oh my God, you're bleeding. 307 00:13:43,318 --> 00:13:44,677 Simone? 308 00:13:46,182 --> 00:13:48,272 - Toby? - Hey. 309 00:13:48,308 --> 00:13:49,630 Hi. 310 00:13:50,054 --> 00:13:53,863 - Oh my God, tell me that's not a baby. - Uh, yeah. 311 00:13:53,888 --> 00:13:58,219 I sort of took the fast track to the whole "marriage and kids" thing. 312 00:13:58,287 --> 00:13:59,761 That's great. 313 00:13:59,810 --> 00:14:01,573 You married that cute blond girl I met? 314 00:14:01,635 --> 00:14:03,854 What was her name? Nikki? 315 00:14:03,889 --> 00:14:07,706 Uh, no. Well, technically yes, for a minute. 316 00:14:07,718 --> 00:14:09,862 Um, but my... 317 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:12,086 my new wife... 318 00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:15,546 her name's Lily and she works at UMKC. 319 00:14:15,608 --> 00:14:18,427 - And this is? - This is Carlton. 320 00:14:18,470 --> 00:14:21,168 Aw! Can I meet him? I love babies. 321 00:14:21,174 --> 00:14:22,796 Yeah, yeah. 322 00:14:24,971 --> 00:14:27,054 Come here, buddy. 323 00:14:29,671 --> 00:14:33,781 Oh. Uh, wow. I didn't realize... 324 00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:37,240 Yeah. So, uh... 325 00:14:37,264 --> 00:14:39,729 I didn't mean, uh... I just... 326 00:14:40,423 --> 00:14:42,057 I am so sorry. 327 00:14:42,094 --> 00:14:43,912 (cooing) 328 00:14:43,931 --> 00:14:45,399 Sorry about what? 329 00:14:47,144 --> 00:14:50,603 Um, you know, we gotta get going. 330 00:14:50,627 --> 00:14:52,710 We've... we've got a therapy session today. And... 331 00:14:53,416 --> 00:14:54,909 come on, buddy. 332 00:14:55,665 --> 00:14:57,545 It was good to see you. 333 00:14:58,576 --> 00:15:00,905 Okay, you're all fixed up now 334 00:15:00,954 --> 00:15:02,852 so give us a call if it starts again. 335 00:15:08,701 --> 00:15:10,753 I really killed our date, huh? 336 00:15:10,802 --> 00:15:13,050 Date? I thought you said it was just a hang? 337 00:15:13,099 --> 00:15:16,680 You didn't know? It got upgraded when I bled on you. 338 00:15:17,387 --> 00:15:20,023 And it could even become a dinner date 339 00:15:20,084 --> 00:15:22,106 if you play your cards right. 340 00:15:22,910 --> 00:15:26,228 Uh, well, my sister just texted. 341 00:15:26,246 --> 00:15:28,342 Apparently, we're having a party tonight. 342 00:15:28,462 --> 00:15:31,328 Oh. Cool. Cool. 343 00:15:32,028 --> 00:15:34,928 - Do you want to come? - Yeah, I... I'd love to. 344 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,832 Well, you can't walk around campus like that. 345 00:15:38,851 --> 00:15:40,842 Let's see... 346 00:15:42,452 --> 00:15:44,202 what do you think? 347 00:15:44,448 --> 00:15:47,564 "Student Health Center" or "Kangaroo Crawl"? 348 00:15:47,684 --> 00:15:49,874 "Crawl," definitely. 349 00:15:54,802 --> 00:15:57,186 Whoa. What happened? 350 00:15:57,708 --> 00:16:00,405 Oh, I just got hit by a baseball in practice. 351 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,880 It looks worse than it is. 352 00:16:01,905 --> 00:16:03,741 That doesn't look like a ball bruise. 353 00:16:03,778 --> 00:16:06,985 That many colors usually means a bunch of different bruises. 354 00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:10,414 Well, it hurt like I got hit by a bunch of different balls. 355 00:16:10,426 --> 00:16:12,410 That Travis has got an arm on him. 356 00:16:13,479 --> 00:16:15,642 Hey, I gotta run. 357 00:16:15,679 --> 00:16:18,124 - I'll see you tonight. - Yeah. 358 00:16:20,232 --> 00:16:21,897 (door opens) 359 00:16:22,017 --> 00:16:24,250 - Hey. - Hey. Do you know 360 00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:28,716 where the camping lanterns are? They have got to be here somewhere. 361 00:16:29,134 --> 00:16:31,862 Who are you and what have you done with my sister? 362 00:16:34,209 --> 00:16:36,439 I ran into Simone this morning 363 00:16:36,439 --> 00:16:39,130 and she is totally killing it. 364 00:16:39,136 --> 00:16:40,844 She's driving a Beemer and 365 00:16:40,850 --> 00:16:43,191 I can't even afford to pay the electric bill. 366 00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:45,777 So the answer is "camping"? 367 00:16:45,992 --> 00:16:47,786 We're throwing a party tonight. 368 00:16:47,810 --> 00:16:50,071 Simone basically invited herself. 369 00:16:50,298 --> 00:16:51,896 You should have seen her, Toby. 370 00:16:51,914 --> 00:16:54,982 - She was wearing a blazer. - I actually did see her. 371 00:16:55,043 --> 00:16:58,307 - Carlton and I stopped by for a muffin. - Whoa. 372 00:16:58,427 --> 00:17:01,820 Are you okay? That must have been weird for you after everything. 373 00:17:01,869 --> 00:17:03,755 No, it was no big deal. It was fine. 374 00:17:04,935 --> 00:17:06,729 You should DJ tonight! 375 00:17:06,849 --> 00:17:09,820 Lily is taking Carlton to go visit college friends, right? 376 00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:12,659 And J and K are having the Kennish game night. 377 00:17:12,677 --> 00:17:14,938 Tell me you are not dying to escape that. 378 00:17:15,058 --> 00:17:17,045 Even if I wanted to DJ, 379 00:17:17,165 --> 00:17:19,250 turn tables require electricity. 380 00:17:19,275 --> 00:17:22,291 Well, I'll just run an extension cord downstairs to the Cracked Mug. 381 00:17:22,359 --> 00:17:24,196 Come on! Please! 382 00:17:24,316 --> 00:17:26,961 It's gonna be so lame without music. 383 00:17:26,992 --> 00:17:29,424 And you're totally a big deal. 384 00:17:29,431 --> 00:17:31,434 How cool will we look to Simone 385 00:17:31,453 --> 00:17:33,602 with DJ TK at the turn tables? 386 00:17:33,817 --> 00:17:35,876 - Fine. Okay. - Yay! 387 00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:43,121 Dr. Barminski, do you have a sec? 388 00:17:43,299 --> 00:17:46,684 - What's up? - Um, I saw something kind of weird earlier. 389 00:17:46,721 --> 00:17:49,959 A friend of mine had a bunch of bruises in the exact same spot, 390 00:17:49,965 --> 00:17:51,489 almost like a blossom. 391 00:17:51,609 --> 00:17:54,290 Sounds like an injection site. Is your friend diabetic? 392 00:17:54,358 --> 00:17:55,347 I don't think so. 393 00:17:55,372 --> 00:17:57,854 Well, when we see abdominal bruise patterns like that, 394 00:17:57,885 --> 00:18:01,239 we assume insulin. Forearms could indicate narcotics. 395 00:18:01,245 --> 00:18:03,745 - Where was the site? - On his deltoid, up here. 396 00:18:03,794 --> 00:18:05,121 Is your friend an athlete? 397 00:18:05,241 --> 00:18:06,621 How'd you know that? 398 00:18:06,741 --> 00:18:09,016 It's a common place to inject steroids. 399 00:18:09,397 --> 00:18:11,211 Tell your friend to be careful. 400 00:18:11,247 --> 00:18:13,079 He could seriously hurt himself. 401 00:18:17,090 --> 00:18:19,228 (Energetic rock music) 402 00:18:19,652 --> 00:18:22,055 I know I am what I do 403 00:18:22,103 --> 00:18:24,924 That's just not convenient at all 404 00:18:24,966 --> 00:18:27,473 For you, I don't know what you want 405 00:18:27,498 --> 00:18:29,507 This sure as hell ain't it... 406 00:18:29,627 --> 00:18:31,301 Hey, is she here yet? 407 00:18:31,421 --> 00:18:32,696 I haven't seen her. 408 00:18:32,733 --> 00:18:34,496 Are you sure you don't just want me 409 00:18:34,521 --> 00:18:36,216 to tell Simone to go to hell? 410 00:18:36,229 --> 00:18:38,877 And make it seem like I care 411 00:18:38,902 --> 00:18:43,676 about her perfect clothes and car and job? 412 00:18:43,694 --> 00:18:45,261 No, absolutely not. 413 00:18:45,487 --> 00:18:47,257 Um, hi there. 414 00:18:47,276 --> 00:18:48,989 You are not on the list. 415 00:18:49,026 --> 00:18:52,129 Oh, come on. Are you really still mad about the whole T-shirt thing? 416 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:53,733 Yeah. Now scram. 417 00:18:54,138 --> 00:18:55,564 I'll give you 20. 418 00:18:56,234 --> 00:18:57,389 Fine. 419 00:18:57,457 --> 00:19:00,208 But if you even take one look at my portfolio, 420 00:19:00,239 --> 00:19:02,334 you are going to wake up with a forehead tattoo, all right? 421 00:19:02,353 --> 00:19:03,846 Cool. Bye. 422 00:19:04,441 --> 00:19:05,706 Whoa! 423 00:19:05,958 --> 00:19:10,099 Cheers to be able to shave my legs in the light tomorrow! 424 00:19:10,219 --> 00:19:11,953 Salute! 425 00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:14,842 Oh! 426 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:23,622 Mmm. Someone cleaned up nice. 427 00:19:26,952 --> 00:19:28,618 Damn straight. 428 00:19:32,279 --> 00:19:33,637 Oh, Simone. 429 00:19:33,643 --> 00:19:36,439 I am so glad that you could make it. 430 00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:38,584 You remember my friend Ally? 431 00:19:38,704 --> 00:19:42,196 And this is my boyfriend Travis. 432 00:19:42,196 --> 00:19:44,414 - Oh, so you're not with Emmett? - No! 433 00:19:45,298 --> 00:19:46,712 Um, 434 00:19:48,008 --> 00:19:50,656 Travis and I have actually been together 435 00:19:50,681 --> 00:19:53,221 - for almost a year. - Gotcha. 436 00:19:53,341 --> 00:19:55,433 Nice to meet you, Travis. 437 00:19:55,635 --> 00:19:57,633 Oh, and you know Daphne. 438 00:19:57,753 --> 00:19:59,223 Hey, how's it going? 439 00:19:59,260 --> 00:20:01,840 - Good. You? - Good. 440 00:20:02,184 --> 00:20:05,724 Oh, you have got to see our view. Come on! 441 00:20:10,847 --> 00:20:13,164 - Hey, baller. - Hey. 442 00:20:13,219 --> 00:20:15,327 Man, I'm ready for a beer. 443 00:20:15,370 --> 00:20:18,012 Your dad had me running suicides for, like, an hour. 444 00:20:18,356 --> 00:20:21,877 But don't worry, still ready to bust out my Nae Nae. 445 00:20:22,165 --> 00:20:24,715 I promise, bleeding on a girl 446 00:20:24,727 --> 00:20:26,790 isn't normally part of my first-date routine. 447 00:20:26,827 --> 00:20:28,400 There's a routine, huh? 448 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:31,165 Usually starts with me buying you a beer. 449 00:20:31,285 --> 00:20:34,059 Well, technically, it's my party, so 450 00:20:34,179 --> 00:20:36,282 I'm buying you a beer. 451 00:20:36,345 --> 00:20:37,745 If you insist. 452 00:20:39,865 --> 00:20:43,305 British, Titanic, blond. 453 00:20:43,864 --> 00:20:45,339 Nicole Kidman! 454 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:48,670 - (buzzer sound) - Kate Winslet! 455 00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:52,663 - Nicole Kidman is Australian, honey. - What are you talking about? 456 00:20:52,676 --> 00:20:54,910 She's always talking like an American in the movies. 457 00:20:54,944 --> 00:20:58,257 Oh! Regina and Luca, eight. John and Kathryn, two. 458 00:20:58,518 --> 00:21:01,015 Plus our sweeping victory in Taboo. 459 00:21:01,135 --> 00:21:03,314 Okay, I know defeat when I see it. 460 00:21:03,339 --> 00:21:05,551 - I will be right back. - Luca: I got it. 461 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:08,166 It's the least I can do for schoolin' you in your own home. 462 00:21:08,201 --> 00:21:09,882 Thank you. 463 00:21:09,941 --> 00:21:12,738 I still don't know how you knew Miley Cyrus 464 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,591 from "tongue, pants, ball." 465 00:21:14,615 --> 00:21:17,195 - You two share a brain. - Apparently not, 466 00:21:17,215 --> 00:21:20,532 because Luca just aced our economic strategies paper 467 00:21:20,542 --> 00:21:22,985 - and I got a C. - What are you talking about? 468 00:21:22,985 --> 00:21:25,413 You said you were on the fast track to the Dean's List. 469 00:21:25,423 --> 00:21:26,913 - What happened? - I don't know. 470 00:21:26,923 --> 00:21:28,840 I talked to our TA Lauren, 471 00:21:29,214 --> 00:21:31,179 but she was weird about it. 472 00:21:31,299 --> 00:21:33,529 - Huh. I wonder what that's all about. - (phone dinging) 473 00:21:33,553 --> 00:21:35,435 Just talk to her again. 474 00:21:35,445 --> 00:21:37,327 You know, she'll probably see the light. 475 00:21:37,347 --> 00:21:38,655 Kathryn: How about Parcheesi? 476 00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:40,847 - Oh yeah, baby! - I love Parcheesi. 477 00:21:40,867 --> 00:21:42,882 We got cheese, we got Parcheesi. It's gonna be great. 478 00:21:44,302 --> 00:21:46,180 Actually, I'm pretty tired. 479 00:21:46,215 --> 00:21:48,042 Um, mind if we call it a night? 480 00:21:48,077 --> 00:21:49,988 John: Really? I know what's going on over there. 481 00:21:50,003 --> 00:21:51,767 You want to get out of here while you're still ahead. 482 00:21:51,787 --> 00:21:53,070 It may have crossed my mind. 483 00:21:53,237 --> 00:21:54,431 Uh-huh. Well, you know what? 484 00:21:54,490 --> 00:21:56,181 You come back for a rematch someday. 485 00:21:56,196 --> 00:21:58,457 My pride will probably heal in about, what? 486 00:21:58,521 --> 00:22:00,792 - One or two months. - Maybe. 487 00:22:03,087 --> 00:22:04,532 You staying over? 488 00:22:05,668 --> 00:22:09,172 Ah, I have an early training thing for the Reserves. 489 00:22:09,337 --> 00:22:10,691 Call you after? 490 00:22:10,811 --> 00:22:12,067 Sure. 491 00:22:15,366 --> 00:22:17,024 - See ya. - Kathryn: Bye. 492 00:22:17,144 --> 00:22:18,552 Bye. 493 00:22:22,499 --> 00:22:24,047 Regina, are you okay? 494 00:22:24,332 --> 00:22:27,227 No, I think Luca is cheating on me. 495 00:22:30,171 --> 00:22:33,661 Cargo shorts over there? He has a pathological fear of water. 496 00:22:33,715 --> 00:22:35,568 Hasn't showered in six years. 497 00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:39,377 That's nothing. The guy with the pink shirt has multiple personalities. 498 00:22:39,497 --> 00:22:41,063 One owns a ferret. 499 00:22:58,250 --> 00:22:59,533 Wait. 500 00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:08,130 I must be way off-base, 'cause I thought this was going okay? 501 00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:10,365 It is. 502 00:23:11,196 --> 00:23:12,646 That's the problem. 503 00:23:12,862 --> 00:23:15,276 I actually like you. 504 00:23:15,396 --> 00:23:17,543 Why is that a problem? 505 00:23:17,852 --> 00:23:19,887 Because I'm worried about you. 506 00:23:20,408 --> 00:23:22,462 Nose bleeds plus that bruise... 507 00:23:22,511 --> 00:23:26,322 It's not a big deal. I get nose bleeds all the time. 508 00:23:26,494 --> 00:23:28,062 Are you sure that's all? 509 00:23:28,308 --> 00:23:29,871 What are you getting at? 510 00:23:29,991 --> 00:23:32,049 Are you using steroids? 511 00:23:32,850 --> 00:23:34,055 What? 512 00:23:34,389 --> 00:23:35,628 No! 513 00:23:35,814 --> 00:23:37,756 Look, I know how much pressure you're under 514 00:23:37,790 --> 00:23:39,791 with my dad pushing you for this try-out. 515 00:23:39,911 --> 00:23:41,762 But steroids are really dangerous. 516 00:23:41,836 --> 00:23:44,559 You have no idea what you're talking about. 517 00:23:44,583 --> 00:23:47,085 Okay? I told you... a ball hit me. 518 00:23:47,734 --> 00:23:49,690 That wasn't a ball bruise. 519 00:23:49,735 --> 00:23:50,933 You... 520 00:23:51,213 --> 00:23:53,912 you got it all wrong. Okay? I'm not... 521 00:23:53,941 --> 00:23:55,455 If you stop now, 522 00:23:55,838 --> 00:23:57,976 there shouldn't be any permanent damage. 523 00:23:58,325 --> 00:23:59,800 You are a great player. 524 00:23:59,849 --> 00:24:01,638 You're still going to have a career. 525 00:24:05,364 --> 00:24:07,384 Is that why you invited me over tonight? 526 00:24:07,423 --> 00:24:09,316 So you could have an intervention? 527 00:24:09,513 --> 00:24:11,538 What? No, of course not. 528 00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:13,495 Whatever. Look, you're the one who's trippin' 529 00:24:13,534 --> 00:24:15,225 'cause I don't do that stuff. 530 00:24:15,416 --> 00:24:17,299 And I have better things to do 531 00:24:17,318 --> 00:24:19,456 than to sit around and get accused 532 00:24:19,456 --> 00:24:22,317 by some girl I've been on one date with. 533 00:24:29,816 --> 00:24:34,175 (music playing) 534 00:24:39,326 --> 00:24:41,316 Aidan: That's not what a Dutch Oven is. 535 00:24:41,356 --> 00:24:42,998 - Don't be retarded. - Me? 536 00:24:43,013 --> 00:24:44,694 You're the one who belongs in special ed. 537 00:24:44,709 --> 00:24:46,641 Whatever, short bus... 538 00:24:46,665 --> 00:24:49,826 Okay, so Operation Simone is going great 539 00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:52,191 except for the part where one of Luca's friends 540 00:24:52,210 --> 00:24:55,592 just chugged all the tequila and passed out in my closet. 541 00:24:56,035 --> 00:24:59,220 Hey, man, can you touch your elbow and bite your ear? 542 00:25:02,577 --> 00:25:04,800 Hey, what the hell is your problem? 543 00:25:04,825 --> 00:25:05,906 Uh, Toby? 544 00:25:05,936 --> 00:25:08,309 You think making fun of people with disabilities is funny? 545 00:25:08,324 --> 00:25:10,035 Actually, yeah, I do. 546 00:25:10,065 --> 00:25:12,508 - Okay, you need to leave. - Get out of my face, man. 547 00:25:12,533 --> 00:25:13,481 Hey. 548 00:25:13,601 --> 00:25:16,032 - Watch it. - Oh, I get it. 549 00:25:16,057 --> 00:25:18,455 Is Helen Keller over here why you're so mad? 550 00:25:18,470 --> 00:25:20,799 - What is your problem... - Listen here... 551 00:25:30,122 --> 00:25:31,361 Hey. 552 00:25:32,762 --> 00:25:34,914 Aidan and those guys are gone. Are you okay? 553 00:25:34,938 --> 00:25:36,969 I don't know what happened back there. 554 00:25:37,785 --> 00:25:41,181 That kid said "retarded," and I just lost it. 555 00:25:41,216 --> 00:25:42,733 That's understandable. 556 00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:45,652 The way those guys were acting was heinous. 557 00:25:45,708 --> 00:25:48,612 The thing is, is like, it never bothered me before. 558 00:25:48,637 --> 00:25:52,053 I mean, I even probably said it myself before Carlton. But, 559 00:25:52,402 --> 00:25:54,545 man, to hear that kid tonight, some 560 00:25:54,614 --> 00:25:56,746 paternal instinct or something 561 00:25:56,782 --> 00:25:58,296 just took over. 562 00:25:58,586 --> 00:26:00,007 I get it. 563 00:26:00,882 --> 00:26:03,679 But there are a bunch of idiots in the world. 564 00:26:03,713 --> 00:26:07,424 Toby, you can't freak out every time someone makes a bad joke. 565 00:26:08,112 --> 00:26:10,820 It... it's not just that. 566 00:26:10,940 --> 00:26:12,039 Um, 567 00:26:12,703 --> 00:26:14,762 this morning when 568 00:26:14,954 --> 00:26:18,163 I introduced Carlton to Simone, 569 00:26:20,135 --> 00:26:23,280 her reaction was, um... 570 00:26:25,020 --> 00:26:28,436 It was the first time that I had to introduce him 571 00:26:28,603 --> 00:26:31,012 to someone from my life 572 00:26:32,290 --> 00:26:33,656 who didn't already know. 573 00:26:33,715 --> 00:26:36,629 What do you wish Simone had said this morning? 574 00:26:40,508 --> 00:26:42,130 I... I don't even know. 575 00:26:42,174 --> 00:26:44,214 You're new at this. 576 00:26:45,645 --> 00:26:48,264 But you will figure it out. 577 00:26:50,731 --> 00:26:53,892 All right, I... I gotta go check on Travis. 578 00:27:00,051 --> 00:27:01,220 Also? 579 00:27:04,283 --> 00:27:07,535 I think most people are trying to say the right thing. 580 00:27:08,543 --> 00:27:10,146 They just don't know how. 581 00:27:18,124 --> 00:27:21,368 (music playing) 582 00:27:22,253 --> 00:27:23,747 You okay? 583 00:27:27,149 --> 00:27:29,105 Simone's looking for you. 584 00:27:29,980 --> 00:27:32,895 Well, you're up, Dr. D. 585 00:28:54,309 --> 00:28:56,767 You are the raddest, Kennish. 586 00:28:56,887 --> 00:28:59,530 Warm soda gets real old when you're four years' sober. 587 00:28:59,550 --> 00:29:01,466 No problem. Perks of knowing the owner. 588 00:29:01,586 --> 00:29:05,472 - Hey, check it out. - Um, hey, you guys can't be down here. 589 00:29:05,536 --> 00:29:07,344 Door was open. Come on. 590 00:29:07,384 --> 00:29:09,768 - Uh... - Let him stay. 591 00:29:09,782 --> 00:29:12,913 It's like a million degrees up there, and he is really cute. 592 00:29:12,928 --> 00:29:15,844 It's just, um, Regina would kill me if anything happened. 593 00:29:15,879 --> 00:29:18,707 I get it. In high school, you always seemed so tough, 594 00:29:18,752 --> 00:29:20,939 but we both know you were secretly the good one. 595 00:29:20,984 --> 00:29:22,917 And thank God. One of us had to be. 596 00:29:22,952 --> 00:29:24,905 - I'll take care of it. - You know what, Simone? 597 00:29:25,112 --> 00:29:26,498 - It's cool. - You sure? 598 00:29:26,517 --> 00:29:28,419 Positive. Let's have fun. 599 00:29:30,926 --> 00:29:32,724 Kathryn: Is that your TA? 600 00:29:33,362 --> 00:29:34,744 They used to date. 601 00:29:35,201 --> 00:29:39,208 And now he's on his way to her place at 10:00 on a Friday. 602 00:29:39,228 --> 00:29:42,364 You don't know that. These photos are over a year old. 603 00:29:42,836 --> 00:29:46,012 Then why didn't Luca tell me that he dated our TA? 604 00:29:46,132 --> 00:29:48,366 And how... how do you explain the text? 605 00:29:48,486 --> 00:29:49,786 Doesn't look good. 606 00:29:51,236 --> 00:29:52,808 I am so mad, 607 00:29:52,814 --> 00:29:55,413 I don't know whether I should scream or cry. 608 00:29:58,107 --> 00:30:00,284 - Kathryn: Is that a tramp stamp? - Mmm. 609 00:30:00,549 --> 00:30:03,150 - How do I zoom in? - (beeps) 610 00:30:03,868 --> 00:30:06,340 Oh my God. I think I just "liked" the photo. 611 00:30:06,374 --> 00:30:08,287 How... how do I "unlike" it? 612 00:30:08,493 --> 00:30:12,121 "This photo will be saved to your favorites." No, no, no! 613 00:30:12,357 --> 00:30:14,751 - Here, just... - (beeps) 614 00:30:14,967 --> 00:30:17,076 - Oops. - Oops? 615 00:30:17,145 --> 00:30:18,865 I think I just "liked" another photo. 616 00:30:18,985 --> 00:30:20,615 (grunts) 617 00:30:21,584 --> 00:30:23,968 That's not gonna fix it. No. 618 00:30:24,088 --> 00:30:26,505 (sighs) What am I doing? 619 00:30:26,625 --> 00:30:30,196 I am stalking some girl on the Internet like I'm a teenager. 620 00:30:32,295 --> 00:30:33,735 You know what I used to do 621 00:30:33,749 --> 00:30:36,217 when I was stalking a boyfriend's ex? 622 00:30:37,225 --> 00:30:40,238 - Kathryn: Which apartment is it? - I have no idea. 623 00:30:40,243 --> 00:30:42,091 So much easier with a house. 624 00:30:42,332 --> 00:30:44,200 It's okay. We'll just wait him out. 625 00:30:44,210 --> 00:30:45,714 I mean, he has to come out at some point, right? 626 00:30:46,122 --> 00:30:49,675 Unless the whole "Reserves" thing was a lie too? 627 00:30:49,795 --> 00:30:52,659 You know, I'm sort of surprised. 628 00:30:52,974 --> 00:30:55,225 You and Luca seem so good together. 629 00:30:55,345 --> 00:30:57,771 Well, sure, right now. But just wait. 630 00:30:57,785 --> 00:31:00,268 In a couple years, he's going to want to have kids 631 00:31:00,297 --> 00:31:04,214 and then he'll run straight back to Lauren's young, hot ovaries. 632 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:07,006 Regina, where is this coming from? 633 00:31:08,475 --> 00:31:10,658 Do you remember when Luca's dad came by? 634 00:31:10,692 --> 00:31:11,828 Sure. 635 00:31:11,995 --> 00:31:15,186 He thinks I'm single-handedly terminating their family line. 636 00:31:15,235 --> 00:31:18,469 Wow. That's a big thing to drop on someone. 637 00:31:19,529 --> 00:31:21,365 What did Luca say about it? 638 00:31:21,485 --> 00:31:23,856 Nothing. I didn't tell him. 639 00:31:24,835 --> 00:31:27,131 Can I give you some advice from a person 640 00:31:27,146 --> 00:31:29,731 who's been married longer than that TA's been alive? 641 00:31:30,945 --> 00:31:32,881 Secrets fester. 642 00:31:33,132 --> 00:31:36,086 You may be bad at Luca for not being honest with you, 643 00:31:36,125 --> 00:31:38,628 but you have to be honest with him. 644 00:31:38,748 --> 00:31:40,034 You're right. 645 00:31:41,524 --> 00:31:43,633 This is crazy. Let's get out of here. 646 00:31:47,315 --> 00:31:48,789 (Regina gasps) 647 00:31:49,838 --> 00:31:51,546 Oh. 648 00:31:54,220 --> 00:31:55,788 Oh. 649 00:31:58,761 --> 00:32:00,339 Man. 650 00:32:04,832 --> 00:32:08,000 (rock music playing). 651 00:32:09,087 --> 00:32:10,626 Hey, good news. 652 00:32:10,646 --> 00:32:12,838 I met a girl upstairs who's looking for a roommate. 653 00:32:12,912 --> 00:32:16,102 - You're leaving us? - Just your couch. 654 00:32:16,222 --> 00:32:17,822 I liked having you around. 655 00:32:17,896 --> 00:32:20,467 Hey, you two... you're up. 656 00:32:21,312 --> 00:32:23,972 - Come on, let's kick her ass. - Oh, you're on! 657 00:32:25,658 --> 00:32:28,926 Ready? One, two, three. 658 00:32:28,980 --> 00:32:31,507 - Go! - Whoo! Ah. 659 00:32:33,532 --> 00:32:37,150 - All right. - This is harder than I thought. 660 00:32:39,362 --> 00:32:40,684 Nailed it! 661 00:32:41,096 --> 00:32:42,379 Chug. 662 00:32:43,686 --> 00:32:46,172 I am sober. You're drinking for two. 663 00:32:52,011 --> 00:32:54,336 - Bay? - Luca! 664 00:32:55,049 --> 00:32:56,764 What's going on? I got your text. 665 00:32:56,813 --> 00:33:00,794 Uh, I texted you because your buddy Tucker... 666 00:33:00,809 --> 00:33:02,613 he passed out on my favorite pair of boots, 667 00:33:02,618 --> 00:33:04,034 but he is fine now 668 00:33:04,058 --> 00:33:05,989 and he taught me how to play Civil War, see? 669 00:33:06,029 --> 00:33:07,696 Regina's gonna freak out. 670 00:33:07,730 --> 00:33:10,212 We need to get these people back upstairs right now. 671 00:33:10,231 --> 00:33:12,802 Oh, It'll be fine. I'll clean up later. She'll never know. 672 00:33:12,802 --> 00:33:14,189 What up, Barahona? 673 00:33:14,228 --> 00:33:15,988 - Hey, Bay, toss me that ball. - Okay. 674 00:33:16,302 --> 00:33:19,188 - Whoo! - Tucker, wait! 675 00:33:26,434 --> 00:33:27,962 That's not good. 676 00:33:29,811 --> 00:33:31,280 What were you thinking? 677 00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:34,942 It was just a small party to pay off the electricity bill 678 00:33:34,976 --> 00:33:37,188 and no one was supposed to come down here. 679 00:33:37,227 --> 00:33:40,663 - But I opened it up to make a coffee... - And what? 680 00:33:41,622 --> 00:33:43,613 Some of these mugs are antiques. 681 00:33:43,623 --> 00:33:45,230 I can never replace them. 682 00:33:45,991 --> 00:33:47,760 I didn't mean for this to happen. 683 00:33:48,488 --> 00:33:50,808 You are under age. 684 00:33:50,838 --> 00:33:53,891 If the cops had shown up, they could have shut me down, Bay. 685 00:33:54,427 --> 00:33:56,673 I'm really sorry. 686 00:33:56,850 --> 00:33:58,064 Well, good. 687 00:33:58,184 --> 00:34:00,320 I expect you to cover the damages. 688 00:34:01,408 --> 00:34:03,063 Um... 689 00:34:04,237 --> 00:34:06,247 I'm sorry to interrupt. 690 00:34:06,306 --> 00:34:07,859 I just wanted to let you know that 691 00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:09,845 everyone's gone from upstairs. 692 00:34:10,095 --> 00:34:11,447 Thanks. 693 00:34:15,915 --> 00:34:17,454 I'll walk you out. 694 00:34:22,108 --> 00:34:23,495 Well, uh, 695 00:34:24,315 --> 00:34:26,286 congratulations. You win. 696 00:34:26,406 --> 00:34:29,466 Uh, I'm a mess. 697 00:34:30,508 --> 00:34:31,753 My party wasn't 698 00:34:31,969 --> 00:34:34,170 an art installation, it was a fundraiser 699 00:34:34,175 --> 00:34:36,702 because I'm so broke, I can't pay my bills. 700 00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:39,224 - I wasn't judging you. - Well, maybe you should. 701 00:34:39,288 --> 00:34:42,134 You've got this amazing job, this amazing 702 00:34:42,532 --> 00:34:45,943 wardrobe, this amazing car. And seeing you this morning 703 00:34:45,953 --> 00:34:48,007 sent me straight back to high school. 704 00:34:48,022 --> 00:34:49,423 And all I could think about was beating you, 705 00:34:49,438 --> 00:34:52,224 when the truth is, I'm a disaster. 706 00:34:52,716 --> 00:34:57,734 Look, my life may not be as fabulous as I made it seem. 707 00:34:57,854 --> 00:35:01,037 Yeah, I make six figures, but I'm miserable. 708 00:35:01,204 --> 00:35:03,809 I don't have time to make friends or date. 709 00:35:03,838 --> 00:35:06,856 And I'm basically paid to take doctors out to lunch 710 00:35:06,861 --> 00:35:08,468 and let them hit on me. 711 00:35:08,994 --> 00:35:10,287 Wow. 712 00:35:10,868 --> 00:35:13,611 And I was at the Cracked Mug this morning to see Regina, 713 00:35:13,731 --> 00:35:16,732 my sponsor, because I've been so unhappy 714 00:35:16,737 --> 00:35:19,147 that I almost fell off the wagon last week. 715 00:35:20,291 --> 00:35:22,887 I never would have guessed. 716 00:35:23,236 --> 00:35:25,635 You seem so together. 717 00:35:25,983 --> 00:35:28,402 I guess we just bring out the worst in each other. 718 00:35:28,982 --> 00:35:30,309 Do you know how jealous I am 719 00:35:30,309 --> 00:35:33,062 that you've actually turned your passion into a job? 720 00:35:33,509 --> 00:35:35,092 Why are we so competitive? 721 00:35:35,323 --> 00:35:36,463 I don't know. 722 00:35:37,054 --> 00:35:38,759 Can we call a truce? 723 00:35:39,265 --> 00:35:40,515 Yes. 724 00:35:41,648 --> 00:35:44,096 Just don't sleep with my boyfriend, okay? 725 00:35:52,603 --> 00:35:54,146 Honey, what's wrong? 726 00:35:54,781 --> 00:35:58,752 I found out something at the health center today 727 00:35:59,533 --> 00:36:00,938 and I don't want to tell you. 728 00:36:00,955 --> 00:36:03,450 And I could probably lose my position for saying something, 729 00:36:03,491 --> 00:36:06,999 but I'm really worried that you're going to end up in big trouble. 730 00:36:07,119 --> 00:36:08,826 Daphne, what is it? 731 00:36:09,914 --> 00:36:13,573 I think someone on the baseball team is using steroids. 732 00:36:19,017 --> 00:36:20,574 It's gonna take two weeks 733 00:36:20,601 --> 00:36:22,527 to replace that ceramic dripper. 734 00:36:23,499 --> 00:36:25,696 You're mad at Bay for being immature 735 00:36:25,712 --> 00:36:28,437 when you pulled a drive-by at my ex-girlfriend's place? 736 00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:33,985 Yeah. 737 00:36:34,217 --> 00:36:35,507 Lauren texted me. 738 00:36:36,030 --> 00:36:38,903 I know all about your covert ops. 739 00:36:38,947 --> 00:36:40,166 I'm sorry. 740 00:36:40,286 --> 00:36:43,343 I saw her text inviting you over. 741 00:36:43,351 --> 00:36:47,154 Then you left. And I guess I went a little crazy. 742 00:36:47,166 --> 00:36:49,116 I went to bail out Bay. 743 00:36:49,344 --> 00:36:51,074 I know that now. 744 00:36:51,133 --> 00:36:53,272 But you have to admit, it looked bad. 745 00:36:53,783 --> 00:36:55,898 Why didn't you tell me you guys dated? 746 00:36:55,957 --> 00:36:59,383 Because we agreed not to talk about our exes, remember? 747 00:36:59,438 --> 00:37:02,044 You said there was no point in living in the past. 748 00:37:03,023 --> 00:37:04,179 Oh, yeah. 749 00:37:04,218 --> 00:37:06,212 And I only texted Lauren in the first place 750 00:37:06,228 --> 00:37:09,185 because I was worried she'd docked your grade because of me. 751 00:37:09,213 --> 00:37:10,290 And did she? 752 00:37:10,471 --> 00:37:13,471 She said you confused Fool Theory with Odd Theory. 753 00:37:13,491 --> 00:37:14,903 Oh, damn it. 754 00:37:15,528 --> 00:37:16,661 I don't get it. 755 00:37:16,708 --> 00:37:18,910 What have I ever done to make you think I'd cheat. 756 00:37:18,921 --> 00:37:19,953 Nothing. 757 00:37:20,369 --> 00:37:21,887 Well, what is it then? 758 00:37:24,801 --> 00:37:27,466 Your dad told me I was standing in the way 759 00:37:27,494 --> 00:37:30,733 - of your having children. - And you listened to him? 760 00:37:31,332 --> 00:37:34,370 I told you, I don't want kids. 761 00:37:34,395 --> 00:37:35,849 Sure, right now. 762 00:37:35,903 --> 00:37:37,933 But you might someday. 763 00:37:38,626 --> 00:37:42,081 Being in Afghanistan taught me there might not be a "someday." 764 00:37:42,406 --> 00:37:44,902 I have to trust in what I want right now. 765 00:37:45,246 --> 00:37:46,868 And that's you. 766 00:37:47,929 --> 00:37:50,613 If that changes, we'll deal with it. 767 00:37:51,173 --> 00:37:52,471 Okay? 768 00:37:52,591 --> 00:37:53,803 Okay. 769 00:38:01,924 --> 00:38:03,807 - Hi. - Hey. 770 00:38:04,505 --> 00:38:05,616 Thanks for coming. 771 00:38:05,684 --> 00:38:07,734 I was gonna text you too. 772 00:38:08,682 --> 00:38:10,766 I hate the way that we left things. 773 00:38:10,781 --> 00:38:12,737 I'm so sorry if I... 774 00:38:13,052 --> 00:38:14,369 I mean, 775 00:38:15,141 --> 00:38:16,797 I just didn't know what to say. 776 00:38:17,181 --> 00:38:18,527 Me neither. 777 00:38:21,117 --> 00:38:23,255 Hey, come here. 778 00:38:23,290 --> 00:38:24,856 - (Carlton cooing) - Oh! 779 00:38:24,976 --> 00:38:26,862 Oh, yes. 780 00:38:27,595 --> 00:38:29,194 Yeah, come over here. 781 00:38:29,443 --> 00:38:31,355 Just sit up and meet Simone. 782 00:38:31,517 --> 00:38:35,315 So this is my son Carlton. 783 00:38:35,995 --> 00:38:38,320 He's... he's a year old 784 00:38:39,067 --> 00:38:40,803 and he has Down syndrome. 785 00:38:41,604 --> 00:38:44,185 He also has an amazing laugh, 786 00:38:44,352 --> 00:38:46,927 a real thing for blueberries, 787 00:38:47,006 --> 00:38:48,997 and is killer on percussion. 788 00:38:49,046 --> 00:38:51,971 (laughs) He's adorable. 789 00:38:52,006 --> 00:38:53,583 Thank you. 790 00:38:53,703 --> 00:38:54,886 Hi. 791 00:38:55,417 --> 00:38:57,515 (laughs) Hi. 792 00:38:57,635 --> 00:38:58,931 So, um, 793 00:38:59,358 --> 00:39:01,496 I hear you're a pharmaceutical rep? 794 00:39:01,541 --> 00:39:02,652 Yeah. 795 00:39:03,079 --> 00:39:03,974 Hmm. 796 00:39:04,094 --> 00:39:05,277 How's that? 797 00:39:05,397 --> 00:39:07,316 Well, it sucks. 798 00:39:08,653 --> 00:39:11,318 I'm... I'm in my car 12 hours a day. 799 00:39:11,347 --> 00:39:12,921 If I have to wear another blazer, 800 00:39:12,945 --> 00:39:14,670 I don't know what I'm going to do... 801 00:39:19,418 --> 00:39:20,966 Daphne, wait. Wait. 802 00:39:21,241 --> 00:39:23,758 What the hell? Did you narc on me? 803 00:39:24,284 --> 00:39:27,858 - Yeah, I did. - Are you trying to ruin my life? 804 00:39:27,926 --> 00:39:30,451 Of course not. I didn't say your name, 805 00:39:30,506 --> 00:39:32,657 but my parents need to know they have a problem. 806 00:39:32,777 --> 00:39:34,807 Maybe your coach can convince you 807 00:39:34,856 --> 00:39:37,363 that your health is more important than a better fastball. 808 00:39:38,303 --> 00:39:41,309 You think I'm using because I want to throw better? 809 00:39:41,616 --> 00:39:44,387 I'm using because a cop tried to arrest me 810 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:46,396 and he strained my rotator cuff. 811 00:39:46,691 --> 00:39:49,056 I stopped taking that stuff a few days ago. 812 00:39:49,123 --> 00:39:51,471 It was just for a little bit, you know, 813 00:39:51,489 --> 00:39:53,425 because my Royals' try-out is next week 814 00:39:53,824 --> 00:39:56,711 and I didn't have enough time to let my shoulder heal naturally. 815 00:39:56,748 --> 00:39:59,101 If you stopped using, then you should be fine. 816 00:39:59,144 --> 00:40:01,300 Right! My career is done. 817 00:40:01,356 --> 00:40:03,635 Don't you think you're being a little dramatic? 818 00:40:03,755 --> 00:40:06,675 My dad's going to yell and lecture, and that's it. 819 00:40:06,706 --> 00:40:09,796 A lecture? You think that's what's coming? 820 00:40:10,251 --> 00:40:14,373 Your mom ordered a mandatory drug test for the whole team. 821 00:40:15,597 --> 00:40:17,666 My life is over. 822 00:40:26,771 --> 00:40:28,571 I don't think I can do this. 823 00:40:28,848 --> 00:40:31,287 Ah, it's time to let go, sweetie. 824 00:40:31,407 --> 00:40:33,279 Move on. 825 00:40:34,551 --> 00:40:37,358 She's been with me through so much... 826 00:40:37,478 --> 00:40:40,178 running away to Mexico with Zarra, 827 00:40:40,356 --> 00:40:42,826 that terrible octopus phase, 828 00:40:42,850 --> 00:40:44,484 my time on the chain gang. 829 00:40:44,515 --> 00:40:46,814 Now she'll be there for somebody else. 830 00:40:46,844 --> 00:40:49,406 I'm the funky artist with the cool car. 831 00:40:49,455 --> 00:40:51,949 If I let her go, what does that make me? 832 00:40:51,986 --> 00:40:55,255 The funky artist who can pay her bills. 833 00:40:56,723 --> 00:41:00,931 I know it sounds dumb and it's just a car, but 834 00:41:02,234 --> 00:41:06,565 I feel like I'm saying goodbye to being a kid or something. 835 00:41:07,586 --> 00:41:10,545 Well, you are a little bit. 836 00:41:12,079 --> 00:41:16,553 This might be the best day of your life. 837 00:41:19,654 --> 00:41:23,840 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 838 00:41:23,890 --> 00:41:28,440 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 62087

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