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WILL: Previously on Sweetbitter...
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- What do you taste?
- How do you know all of this?
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ARI: Be nice to Will, okay? He's sweet.
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[PERCUSSIVE MUSIC]
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She wants us to go home.
Back to the Cape.
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I hate the Cape.
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I... I have some wine books
if you'd like to borrow them.
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So, your day off tomorrow.
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Let's go see a movie or
something, like real humans.
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Sorry, it's not right.
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I'm used to being alone.
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Me too.
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[LOUNGE MUSIC]
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?
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This must be a special night.
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?
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Ooh, you two are so beautiful. [SNORTS]
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SASHA: I might spit in your food.
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Hello there.
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So, I am thinking a '95 Haut-Brion?
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Good.
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All right, I'll leave you two alone.
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Hmm.
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?
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This is what you wanted?
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Yes.
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?
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[MOANING]
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[PANTING]
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[CAR HORN HONKS]
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Oh.
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[SOLEMN MUSIC]
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?
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[GRUNTS]
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?
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Okay.
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Hey! Oh, my God.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Oh, my God. Hi.
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Mom, you remember...
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Of course. Wait...
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Soccer or softball?
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BOTH: Soccer. [LAUGHTER]
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How crazy that we're both here.
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We just came for the weekend.
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We came to sightsee.
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We saw Drowsy Chaperone.
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- Wow.
- What're you doing here?
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Um, I live here.
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- Really?
- Uh, yeah.
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Wow, who'd you move here with?
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Just me.
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You moved here by yourself?
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Oh, my God. I could never do that.
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No, she couldn't.
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You... your mother clearly
didn't baby you.
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- JODI: Mom.
- LESLIE: What?
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Uh, it was her dad. Her dad raised her.
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LESLIE: Oh.
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Well, he raised a very independent girl.
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Are you going in?
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Yes, why don't you join us?
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Um, I just, uh, I-I can't.
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I'm meeting a friend for lunch
now, so...
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It's my day off.
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Well, what a shame.
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It's so nice to see you all grown up.
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- TESS: Have fun.
- [LAUGHTER]
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- Bye.
- Bye-bye.
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LESLIE: That was a nice surprise.
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JODI: Well, I didn't know her that well.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER, LAUGHTER]
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Have you decided on what you'd like?
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Uh, yeah, could I...
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Do you happen to have
a merlot from France?
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Sorry, our merlot's from California.
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Would you like to try it?
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Uh, yeah, sure. Thanks.
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- [PHONE RINGING]
- MAN: Thanks, Josh.
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- [GASPS]
- [LAUGHTER]
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- Isn't it? Good.
- Okay.
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- Yeah.
- Told you you'd like it.
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[CHILD LAUGHING]
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Oh, thanks.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Hi.
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Sorry, I was in
the neighborhood, and I...
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remembered the wine books that you
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offered me, so I just thought you...
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- I should've called first.
- It's fine.
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Come in.
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- [JAZZ MUSIC]
- Really.
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Come in.
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[SIGHS]
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?
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Now you know my secret.
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I'm a slob.
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Are you sure it's okay that I'm here?
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It's fine.
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?
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[GLASSES CLINK]
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?
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SIMONE: Hey, are you hungry?
Grilled cheese?
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TESS: Uh, yeah.
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I'm starving.
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- Good.
- Thanks.
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?
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Wow, this is, uh...
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?
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My friend Maureen painted that.
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?
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What about this? It's beautiful.
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SIMONE: Flea market.
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I had no idea my home
was so fascinating.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Oh, my God, this isn't real.
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SIMONE: [LAUGHS]
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Yeah.
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SIMONE: Yeah, every year my,
uh... my landlord begs me
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to let him rip it out, and put
in a proper bathroom, but...
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No, I mean, you... you can't, ever.
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- It's just...
- [LAUGHS]
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Exactly.
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Yeah, I, uh...
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I laid eyes on this tub...
oof... 16 years ago.
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And I just, uh...
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I immediately saw my life.
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What do you mean?
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Well, I... I was gonna take
gigantic bubble baths,
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while reading Barthes,
and I would drink in it,
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and fuck in it, and hold court in it,
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and become a regular at the
best neighborhood restaurant.
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And I would eventually get a job, uh,
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that gave me the whole city.
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?
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All 'cause of this bathtub.
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I had to live a life worthy of it.
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[EXHALES]
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And then this showerhead monstrosity.
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Jake put it up for me years ago.
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It has never once stopped leaking.
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?
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Feel free to kick me out.
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You are too much.
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- [LAUGHS]
- [PHONE RINGS]
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Let's make lunch.
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[PHONE THUDS ON RECEIVER]
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?
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It was the wrong number.
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Um, excuse me for a minute.
I think I'll get changed.
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?
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Thin slices would be best.
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?
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Oh, dear, I gotta give you
a better knife.
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?
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You won't cut yourself
if the knife is sharp.
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[SNORTS]
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?
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[CHUCKLES]
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Hmm.
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Your mother never made you help?
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That's how it started for me.
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French toast.
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Uh, we ate a lot of food
you just added water to.
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?
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Would you get the champagne
out of the refrigerator?
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Sure.
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?
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[GASPS]
Very good, and a couple of glasses.
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?
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[CORK POPS]
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[LAUGHS]
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?
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To taste?
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No, um, with sparkling,
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you can condition the glasses
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so that when you pour
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you don't lose any of the carbonation,
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[CHUCKLES] which is kind of the
whole point, don't you think?
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Wow.
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It's the wine of kings.
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[CHUCKLING]
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Mm.
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You ever had real champagne before?
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No. [CHUCKLES]
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What's the difference?
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Champagne is a place, actually,
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in Northern France,
with a very specific terroir.
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Terroir.
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Good, terroir. [CHUCKLES]
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Uh, the literal translation is "earth."
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Or "the ground."
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Everything that is born into this world
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comes through its very own
particular climate,
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and soil, and time of year.
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And the idea with wine
is that you can...
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You can taste the terroir.
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Champagne is a tricky one.
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Um, it's been
mass-produced and corrupted.
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Yet...
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Its essence is unmistakable.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Once heard someone describe champagne as
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a sword wrapped in whipped cream.
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Sounds pretentious, doesn't it?
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I know it grates on everybody
at the restaurant.
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No, it... no, it doesn't.
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- [LAUGHTER]
- Yeah.
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You couldn't even say that.
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[LAUGHS] Okay, maybe a little.
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But it's only because
you're better at everything
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than everyone, and if you were gone
they wouldn't know what to do.
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They managed.
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Uh, when I lived in France.
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You lived in France?
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Mm-hmm.
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In Champagne, actually.
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That's so weird.
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Weird?
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I don't know, I just...
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I can't even imagine you
anywhere but the restaurant.
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?
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[UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC]
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Mmm.
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Mmm!
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So what're you doing
with the rest of your day?
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I have to pack.
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You're going to the Cape, right?
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Did he mention that?
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Yeah.
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?
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[CHUCKLES]
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Uh, I could help you pack.
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- Okay.
- [LAUGHTER]
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- Mm-hmm.
- To cheese.
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[LAUGHTER]
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TESS: Is the Cape beautiful?
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Yes, it is, but we're
not going for a vacation.
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We're selling our house.
We have to clean it out.
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Don't you guys live
next door to each other?
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We did, but, um,
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he moved in with us
after his mother died.
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His mom died?
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Yes.
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How old was he?
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He was eight. And he...
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moved in with my family and
I ended up taking care of him.
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[PIANO MUSIC]
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So you're like a second mom to him?
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Something like that.
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Now he's being a brat
about going away for one day.
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Well, it makes sense.
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Uh, after what happened there.
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TESS: His mother dying.
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Well, it's one day.
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I don't think it's too much to ask.
[SIGHS]
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Huh. I have no idea.
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?
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Oh, I... oh.
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- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
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?
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TESS: Oh!
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[CHUCKLES] Oh, my God.
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I mean... [GASPS]
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?
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Uh!
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Aren't you gonna see who sent them?
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I know.
274
00:15:08,493 --> 00:15:09,601
?
275
00:15:10,976 --> 00:15:12,437
They're from a man
who thinks he can have
276
00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:14,085
everything he wants.
277
00:15:15,861 --> 00:15:17,304
?
278
00:15:19,078 --> 00:15:20,718
Well, do you want me to get rid of them?
279
00:15:23,428 --> 00:15:24,578
Mm-hmm.
280
00:15:27,432 --> 00:15:28,664
?
281
00:15:30,295 --> 00:15:31,405
[GIGGLES]
282
00:15:32,375 --> 00:15:33,898
- [GUFFAWS]
- Gone.
283
00:15:35,281 --> 00:15:36,578
- More?
- Yeah.
284
00:15:39,565 --> 00:15:40,812
[LAUGHTER]
285
00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:47,140
Here.
286
00:15:49,535 --> 00:15:50,804
?
287
00:15:57,143 --> 00:15:58,859
- Ah!
- [LAUGHTER]
288
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:01,984
[GRUNTS]
289
00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:07,078
?
290
00:16:10,921 --> 00:16:12,078
Ah.
291
00:16:14,110 --> 00:16:15,280
Ah, phew.
292
00:16:15,817 --> 00:16:17,390
?
293
00:16:24,131 --> 00:16:25,421
[CLANKING DISHES]
294
00:16:25,929 --> 00:16:27,421
I'll clean this up later.
295
00:16:29,576 --> 00:16:30,804
?
296
00:16:35,550 --> 00:16:37,296
- [BREATHING HEAVILY]
- [DISHES CLANK]
297
00:16:40,588 --> 00:16:41,882
?
298
00:16:56,884 --> 00:16:58,117
Can I get in?
299
00:16:59,189 --> 00:17:00,445
Sure.
300
00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:04,554
[BATHTUB CLANGS]
301
00:17:06,630 --> 00:17:07,890
[SIGHS]
302
00:17:10,578 --> 00:17:11,960
Now I'm never gonna leave.
303
00:17:12,060 --> 00:17:13,296
[GIGGLES]
304
00:17:15,303 --> 00:17:17,726
I ran into some people from home today.
305
00:17:18,109 --> 00:17:22,968
Two people who think I'm crazy
for coming here alone.
306
00:17:23,906 --> 00:17:26,429
Well, it's not the usual choice.
307
00:17:27,142 --> 00:17:28,773
It's not a mistake, is it?
308
00:17:29,345 --> 00:17:30,695
Coming here?
309
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,085
No.
310
00:17:34,203 --> 00:17:35,312
No.
311
00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:39,593
New York is never a mistake.
312
00:17:42,016 --> 00:17:44,085
Jake, however, is.
313
00:17:46,828 --> 00:17:49,799
Some men like to pretend that
they are damaged and dangerous
314
00:17:49,899 --> 00:17:53,437
for the effect,
but some men actually are.
315
00:17:54,257 --> 00:17:56,656
And they won't just
be a cool story for later.
316
00:17:58,187 --> 00:17:59,523
[PENSIVE MUSIC]
317
00:18:01,143 --> 00:18:03,187
Yeah, it won't matter, will it?
318
00:18:05,945 --> 00:18:07,750
I mean, I guess it never does.
319
00:18:09,679 --> 00:18:10,984
?
320
00:18:17,989 --> 00:18:19,382
I don't have a mother.
321
00:18:23,150 --> 00:18:24,343
I know.
322
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:28,031
?
323
00:18:54,795 --> 00:18:56,953
SIMONE: I don't think we need
to go over this again.
324
00:19:00,393 --> 00:19:01,897
I'll call you back, my love.
325
00:19:07,512 --> 00:19:08,898
Did you have a nice sleep?
326
00:19:09,968 --> 00:19:11,327
Um... [CHUCKLES]
327
00:19:11,858 --> 00:19:13,000
Yeah.
328
00:19:14,866 --> 00:19:16,164
I guess so.
329
00:19:17,784 --> 00:19:18,960
What time is it?
330
00:19:19,051 --> 00:19:20,132
6:00.
331
00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:23,601
I guess I was comfortable.
332
00:19:30,284 --> 00:19:32,039
You look beautiful. [CHUCKLES]
333
00:19:35,327 --> 00:19:37,742
Is it for flower man?
334
00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:49,859
Uh, well, thanks for the grilled cheese.
335
00:19:50,697 --> 00:19:52,007
And the champagne.
336
00:19:53,289 --> 00:19:54,796
My pleasure. Any time.
337
00:19:55,296 --> 00:19:56,460
Really?
338
00:19:56,671 --> 00:19:57,992
Yes, of course.
339
00:20:00,257 --> 00:20:02,335
Uh, okay, um,
340
00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:06,101
have a good trip.
I'll see you when you're back.
341
00:20:06,202 --> 00:20:07,546
Oh, the books.
342
00:20:11,662 --> 00:20:12,796
Thanks.
343
00:20:36,510 --> 00:20:37,875
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
344
00:20:44,919 --> 00:20:46,210
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
345
00:20:47,922 --> 00:20:49,140
?
346
00:20:58,733 --> 00:21:00,054
Ugh.
347
00:21:08,343 --> 00:21:09,882
[PULSING HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING OUTSIDE]
348
00:21:11,049 --> 00:21:12,234
?
349
00:21:13,247 --> 00:21:15,249
- MAN: [SHOUTING]
- WOMAN: [LAUGHING]
350
00:21:18,821 --> 00:21:20,061
[CARS ZOOMING]
351
00:21:21,295 --> 00:21:22,656
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
352
00:21:32,757 --> 00:21:33,960
[SOMBER MUSIC]
353
00:21:36,932 --> 00:21:38,023
?
354
00:21:44,460 --> 00:21:45,679
Thank you, gentlemen.
355
00:21:45,955 --> 00:21:47,796
It's amazing how much we waste here.
356
00:21:51,371 --> 00:21:52,789
Isn't it your day off?
357
00:21:55,675 --> 00:21:56,710
Yep.
358
00:21:57,485 --> 00:21:58,687
Yes, it is.
359
00:21:58,820 --> 00:22:00,375
- [OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
- Fucking starving!
360
00:22:01,718 --> 00:22:04,937
Oh, look, baby monster
lurking in the shadows.
361
00:22:04,968 --> 00:22:07,183
I... I was just
with some friends nearby.
362
00:22:07,484 --> 00:22:08,671
Liar.
363
00:22:09,062 --> 00:22:10,843
You guys going to Home Bar?
364
00:22:11,273 --> 00:22:12,412
We're gonna eat.
365
00:22:12,437 --> 00:22:14,726
My choice, my place. Sichuan.
366
00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:16,515
- Wanna come?
- What?
367
00:22:16,609 --> 00:22:18,615
- SCOTT: Best fucking food in New York.
- HEATHER: Yeah, come.
368
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:19,812
Good night, guys.
369
00:22:19,851 --> 00:22:22,164
- SCOTT: You're not coming?
- Nah, bushed.
370
00:22:22,459 --> 00:22:24,001
- Oh, yeah, you are.
- Have fun.
371
00:22:24,101 --> 00:22:25,362
Uh, later, I... I'll see you...
372
00:22:25,462 --> 00:22:26,763
'Ey, hey, hey, don't hit the trash can,
373
00:22:26,863 --> 00:22:28,205
and don't be a pussy, okay?
374
00:22:28,230 --> 00:22:29,320
You hungry?
375
00:22:30,507 --> 00:22:32,937
Yeah, I am. I'm starving, actually.
376
00:22:33,270 --> 00:22:34,451
- [CHUCKLES]
- Good night, Howard.
377
00:22:34,476 --> 00:22:35,820
'Night, Howard.
378
00:22:36,258 --> 00:22:38,695
- TESS: How was work?
- HEATHER: Good night, Howard.
379
00:22:38,756 --> 00:22:40,017
Good night.
380
00:22:40,117 --> 00:22:41,515
[SQUEALS, CHUCKLES]
381
00:22:41,999 --> 00:22:44,195
- [ROCK MUSIC]
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
382
00:22:45,002 --> 00:22:46,257
?
383
00:22:51,168 --> 00:22:52,406
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
384
00:22:52,556 --> 00:22:55,099
How do you guys do this?
I cannot feel my face.
385
00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:58,476
- That's so fucking hot.
- So hot, so spicy.
386
00:22:58,576 --> 00:23:00,879
HEATHER: My face is gonna
fall the fuck off.
387
00:23:00,979 --> 00:23:02,801
I don't know how to use these.
388
00:23:02,901 --> 00:23:04,382
ARI: Someone teach her how
to use chopsticks please.
389
00:23:04,462 --> 00:23:07,285
- Ugh.
- Oh, my God.
390
00:23:07,385 --> 00:23:09,148
HEATHER: That is so dramatic.
391
00:23:09,173 --> 00:23:10,809
- It's tripe, try it.
- TESS: Tripe?
392
00:23:10,834 --> 00:23:13,414
Yeah, try it. So damn good.
393
00:23:14,152 --> 00:23:16,254
- I need more rice.
- Spicy food boosts metabolism.
394
00:23:16,354 --> 00:23:18,562
- Ooh, 'scuse me.
- You're welcome.
395
00:23:19,570 --> 00:23:20,774
- Baby.
- [LAUGHTER]
396
00:23:20,799 --> 00:23:22,621
SCOTT: Chinese food, man... you
think I make this shit at home?
397
00:23:22,721 --> 00:23:24,223
Just because I'm Asian? Fuck that.
398
00:23:24,323 --> 00:23:25,664
[LAUGHTER]
399
00:23:25,764 --> 00:23:27,375
- SASHA: Look who showed up.
- Oh, no.
400
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,304
- SASHA: Didn't know you were coming.
- ARI: You're welcome.
401
00:23:30,169 --> 00:23:31,950
SASHA: So, what up? Let's order more.
402
00:23:31,975 --> 00:23:33,592
Fuck, what're we waiting for?
403
00:23:33,692 --> 00:23:35,500
Comes in late, eats all the food,
404
00:23:35,525 --> 00:23:37,539
doesn't leave a fucking dime.
405
00:23:37,656 --> 00:23:40,007
Fuck you, pass the eggplant.
406
00:23:40,476 --> 00:23:43,000
All right, so... last meal.
407
00:23:43,156 --> 00:23:44,563
SCOTT: What would it be?
408
00:23:44,588 --> 00:23:47,567
Ooh, salmon pastrami
from Russ and Daughters,
409
00:23:47,667 --> 00:23:49,849
and, like, three bagels at least.
410
00:23:49,949 --> 00:23:51,882
Shackburger and a fucking
milkshake, I don't know.
411
00:23:51,907 --> 00:23:54,328
One thousand hot dogs.
412
00:23:54,353 --> 00:23:58,359
My Nonna's bolognese. It takes
8 hours to make. Amazing!
413
00:23:58,384 --> 00:24:02,061
Omakase. 34 courses.
Yesuda does it himself.
414
00:24:02,429 --> 00:24:04,335
- Oysters.
- And?
415
00:24:05,312 --> 00:24:06,320
Toast.
416
00:24:06,345 --> 00:24:08,348
Toast is the fucking best.
417
00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:09,609
Thank you.
418
00:24:09,634 --> 00:24:12,387
- Good job, baby monster.
- SCOTT: That's my shit.
419
00:24:12,412 --> 00:24:15,635
TESS: I can't eat any more.
This is kind of disgusting.
420
00:24:15,735 --> 00:24:18,038
SCOTT: Why is there's all
these spoons here?
421
00:24:18,093 --> 00:24:19,601
Can I bum one of those?
422
00:24:19,820 --> 00:24:21,521
["OBSTACLE 1" BY INTERPOL]
423
00:24:21,621 --> 00:24:23,363
- SASHA: Good job, baby monster.
- HEATHER: That's it, girl.
424
00:24:23,463 --> 00:24:25,886
? Nothing else will change ?
425
00:24:25,986 --> 00:24:28,088
? But she can read, she can read ?
426
00:24:28,188 --> 00:24:29,650
? She can read, she's bad ?
427
00:24:29,750 --> 00:24:31,046
Thank you.
428
00:24:31,712 --> 00:24:33,015
[LAUGHTER]
429
00:24:33,796 --> 00:24:36,016
ARI: Oh, no, we've never seen
him this animated.
430
00:24:36,116 --> 00:24:37,914
HEATHER: It's horrifying.
431
00:24:38,399 --> 00:24:40,941
ARI: Is this what happens
when we feed you, like...
432
00:24:41,041 --> 00:24:43,064
- SASHA: Eggplant.
- SCOTT: Tripe! Tripe.
433
00:24:43,164 --> 00:24:44,945
SASHA: Eat your fucking tripe.
434
00:24:45,273 --> 00:24:47,348
I had another sex dream
about Howard last night.
435
00:24:47,448 --> 00:24:48,789
ARI: Dreams are boring.
436
00:24:48,889 --> 00:24:50,711
You know you'll never fuck Howard, yes?
437
00:24:50,811 --> 00:24:53,646
Oh, why not? His wife
died like three years ago.
438
00:24:53,671 --> 00:24:55,804
- It's time to move on.
- Jesus.
439
00:24:56,406 --> 00:24:58,859
SCOTT: Oh, wait, wait, wait, I
got one of those too right here.
440
00:24:58,884 --> 00:25:00,105
Oh, my God, it's b...
441
00:25:00,273 --> 00:25:01,563
SCOTT: Juicy, right?
442
00:25:01,663 --> 00:25:03,320
They're fucking like pepperonis.
443
00:25:03,476 --> 00:25:06,427
- HEATHER: This is so real.
- ARI: This is not an appropriate dinnertime topic.
444
00:25:06,508 --> 00:25:08,450
Hey, let's... let's
order something good.
445
00:25:08,550 --> 00:25:10,211
- What the fuck...
- Bok choy, bok choy.
446
00:25:10,311 --> 00:25:11,468
Yeah.
447
00:25:11,698 --> 00:25:13,450
SCOTT: [LAUGHS]
Are you fucking kidding me?
448
00:25:13,475 --> 00:25:14,882
No, no, baby.
449
00:25:16,686 --> 00:25:18,070
Cheers.
450
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:19,982
- To Howard's dick.
- HEATHER: To Howard's dick.
451
00:25:20,007 --> 00:25:21,789
To Howard's dick.
452
00:25:26,697 --> 00:25:27,960
Take one.
453
00:25:31,512 --> 00:25:33,187
So what did you do today
on your day off?
454
00:25:34,376 --> 00:25:35,757
I, uh,
455
00:25:36,338 --> 00:25:37,546
went for a walk.
456
00:25:37,717 --> 00:25:39,242
- Oh, yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
457
00:25:41,242 --> 00:25:42,570
I went to the Met.
458
00:25:43,546 --> 00:25:44,742
Mm-hmm?
459
00:25:47,826 --> 00:25:50,049
Jesus Christ, you guys
tell each other everything?
460
00:25:50,283 --> 00:25:51,656
- Yes.
- Right.
461
00:25:52,315 --> 00:25:53,718
So you two have a nice time?
462
00:25:55,350 --> 00:25:56,625
Yeah, we did.
463
00:25:57,546 --> 00:25:59,302
Saw what a shitty plumber you are.
464
00:25:59,402 --> 00:26:00,562
[CHUCKLES]
465
00:26:03,518 --> 00:26:04,929
You going home tomorrow?
466
00:26:07,090 --> 00:26:08,281
I don't know.
467
00:26:08,632 --> 00:26:10,789
I don't fucking want to, but...
468
00:26:11,935 --> 00:26:13,265
she doesn't give up.
469
00:26:14,429 --> 00:26:15,742
Wanna know what I think?
470
00:26:16,099 --> 00:26:17,335
Desperately.
471
00:26:19,861 --> 00:26:21,757
I think that...
472
00:26:25,576 --> 00:26:28,867
Home is the past.
473
00:26:30,989 --> 00:26:32,523
Who wants to visit the past?
474
00:26:34,558 --> 00:26:35,875
You're right.
475
00:26:37,801 --> 00:26:39,125
I am?
476
00:26:40,084 --> 00:26:41,195
Yeah.
477
00:26:55,700 --> 00:26:56,851
[GASPING]
478
00:27:15,866 --> 00:27:17,210
Tomorrow night.
479
00:27:19,007 --> 00:27:20,054
Yeah?
480
00:27:20,079 --> 00:27:21,320
Ari has a show.
481
00:27:22,981 --> 00:27:24,281
Let's blow it off.
482
00:27:24,997 --> 00:27:26,257
Get some food.
483
00:27:33,459 --> 00:27:34,671
SASHA: [GROANING]
484
00:27:34,902 --> 00:27:36,664
Oh, my God. So full.
485
00:27:37,222 --> 00:27:38,484
- I'm gonna throw up.
- Hello.
486
00:27:38,509 --> 00:27:40,211
- Hey.
- Where'd Jake go?
487
00:27:40,718 --> 00:27:41,732
I don't know.
488
00:27:41,757 --> 00:27:43,529
I'm never eating
another meal in my life.
489
00:27:43,629 --> 00:27:46,482
Baby monster, you owe me $15 for bill.
490
00:27:46,507 --> 00:27:47,521
Thank you.
491
00:27:47,546 --> 00:27:50,056
Of course, fucking Jake left
without leaving us any money.
492
00:27:50,156 --> 00:27:51,257
[GIGGLING] Too late.
493
00:27:51,357 --> 00:27:53,179
Buy me a hundred drink instead.
494
00:27:53,279 --> 00:27:55,750
- Guys, let's go.
ARI: Fuck you, Baby Chef.
495
00:27:55,775 --> 00:27:57,777
We're not in the kitchen anymore.
496
00:27:59,990 --> 00:28:01,234
Home Bar.
497
00:28:01,881 --> 00:28:03,101
Are you gonna come?
498
00:28:03,741 --> 00:28:04,976
Yeah.
499
00:28:07,613 --> 00:28:08,867
Keep up.
500
00:28:10,577 --> 00:28:11,890
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501
00:28:13,580 --> 00:28:14,750
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502
00:28:15,992 --> 00:28:20,992
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