All language subtitles for Swedish Dicks s02e02 Dial M for Medium.eng

Yeah, camping, like when
you were a little girl.

Like when I was
a little girl?

Yeah, you remember?

Yeah, I totally remember,
when that never, ever happened.

-What?
-Yeah. Hey!

-Hey!
-[Sarah] How are you?

Great. Eve, this is my dad.

-Dad, this is Eve.
-Nice to meet you, Mr.Andersson.

-You call me Ingmar.
-Okay,

Mr. Ingmar Andersson.

-Yeah.
-Let's go upstairs.

If you get caught
without papers now,

they can shut down
your employer

and send you back
on the slow boat to Sweden.

Hold-- I have--
I have to go by boat?

[Ingmar clears throat]
[Ingmar] Well, welcome.

[Sarah] He even invited me
to go camping.

-[Eve] Oh, I love camping.
-Good morning.

Oh, hey, Axel.

Uh, this is Eve.

-Hi.
-Hi, nice to meet you.

Yeah. You look really familiar.
Have we met before?

I don't think so. People tell me
I have one of those faces.

You know, plain,
forgettable.

I actually think your face
is pretty cute.

-Really?
-All right,

Let's just move along.

-[Axel] Yeah, right.
-[Eve] Right, sorry.

So, I'm here because of
my mother.

She's seeing a medium.

-A medium?
-[Eve] Yeah.

She says that she can

communicate with the dead.

I need you to prove
that she's full of s--t.

[laughs]

So, at first I didn't see
any harm in it,

because my father passed away
a year ago,

and my mom thinks Madame Roux
can communicate with him.

Sounds like she wants closure.

But after a few months,
her savings account is drained,

she's stopped paying
her bills,

and she's giving all of her

money to this woman.

Ugh! I want to just

sue her ass!

-Yeah.
-But technically,

she's not doing
anything illegal.

That's the problem.
So I need you guys to prove

that Madame Roux is a fraud.

Well, I guess we can
work with--

You're a DJ! Yes! Oh, my gosh,
that was killing me!

Oh, you were so good.

I saw you spin two summers ago
at Lost Desert.

-Oh!
-He's incredible. He's so good.

Oh, hey, guys, uh, me.
Meeting, 10:00.

So are we going
to take Eve's case or what?

I do...

want to take the case.

[stammers]
We will take the case.

Yeah, sure.

[tires screech]

Do you believe
in mediums?

You mean liars?

No, I mean, how can we be sure
Madame Roux isn't the real deal?

I mean, many cultures believe
in some kind

of communication
with the other side.

Yeah, but they're wrong.

Mediums, psychics,
fortune-tellers,

they're all a bunch
of liars.

Why are you so hostile
to the supernatural?

Because I used
to be a stuntman.

Almost died
a dozen times.

I never saw
any magical things.

I just saw...darkness.

Yeah, but still, isn't there
the possibility that--?

No.

Well, let's just go in
with an open mind.

Whatever you say.

[ignition turns off]

So, what can I do
for you boys?

Well, you tell me.
You're the psychic.

Ingmar, be nice.

I'm a medium,

not a psychic, Ingmar.

How did she know
your name?

Because you told me, silly.

Don't be naive.

No, I understand this.

People are sometimes skeptical.

They fear things
they don't understand.

And so they choose not
to believe in anything at all.

But that's okay.

I just ask that you keep
your heart open

to any kind of surprise
that may happen.

So, can I contact somebody
for you today?

-What's the price?
-[laughs]

You're funny.
There's no price.

The dead people
would never speak to me

if they knew
I was charging you.

It's free,
just like your tea.

But, then how do you
make money?

Oh, well, if you feel that I did
some meaningful service for you,

then you can
donate something.

Or if you don't,
then you don't need to.

So, who would you like
to contact?

-What about Tex?
-No.

-No, yeah, please.
-What?

[Axel]
Could you please contact a man called Tex Johnson?

-Okay.
-And tell him

I'm really sorry
for murdering him.

Ooh!

Don't worry.
It was self-defense.

Okay.
Close your eyes, please.

[gasps]

Tex!

Oh, Tex, there he--

Oh, Tex has been shot!

No, Tex!
Tex, come back!

Oh, come back.

Tex.

Tex, no, please.

[sighs]

He's gone.

What a fraud!

But what if she's right?

Do you believe
all that crap?

How can you be so naive?

My mom says it's because
I see the best in people.

Well, you better open up
your eyes,

because she's a con man.

You know what? I'm going to go
full dick on her!

Take it easy, all right?

There's still a lot more
to figure out.

Like if she doesn't charge,

why is this a problem?

I should talk
to Eve's mom.

Try to figure out
what's going on.

You just want to go

because Eve might be there.

-Wha...?
-Yeah.

-Hey! Glad you came.
-Hey.

I'm-- I'm here
for the case, Eve.

So it's strictly business.

[laughs]

But I-- yeah,
how are things?

My mom is in the backyard,
and she cannot know

-that I hired you.
-No problem.

As a detective, I've become
a master of deception.

Hey, Mom.

Ah!

This is, uh,
my boyfriend.

-Oh! Hi.
-Axel.

Oh!

[Axel] Ma'am, such an honor
to meet you.

Your daughter is really
special to me.

I love the way she...

smells?

You know,
your father told me

you'd be falling
in love soon, Eve.

Oh. Did Madame Roux
say that, Mom?

Yes. She's an amazing woman.

She can contact
the dead.

But, of course, Eve hates
when I talk like this.

Yeah, it's a scam.

Eve, if you don't like it,
then go.

[scoffs]

She's not a believer.
It's sad.

To close your mind off
to even the possibility

that the universe
is more than what you see.

Oh, the things Madame Roux
has shown me.

What-- what do you mean?

She's opened up the gates
of the physical plane for me,

where I could see
my Harold again.

Oh.

He pulled me into his arms,
and he held me.

I felt the warmth of his...

Are you crying?

No, you're crying.
I'm s-sorry.

It's like she's under a spell.

Yeah, well, don't worry.

Me and Ingmar are going

to get to the bottom of this.

I appreciate your hard work.

If you are half as good

a detective as you were a DJ,
I'm in good hands.

Well, maybe we should get
together for some, uh,

follow-up questions...
tonight.

Okay.

-Good.
-Good.

[car horns honking]

Just tell me everything again,
from the beginning.

Okay. Um, so...

Sorry, I feel like
I've already said all this.

It's just I-I don't want
to miss any clues.

So, let's get down
to business.

What is your
astrological sign?

Oh, uh, Aries.

Aries, like Hitler.

I'm sorry. I feel like this
isn't working right.

No, this is going fine.

You're very sweet.

I know that this is a date,
though.

Oh.

So, I want to tell
you something,

but you have to promise
not to judge me.

-I would never judge you.
-Okay.

So that night that I saw you
spin, I took, um...

just, like, a teeny little bit
of acid.

And I was watching you from
the crowd, just, you know,

in command of it all.

And it was such an arousing
experience, you know?

The heat,

and the, like, thump, thump,
thump of the bass, you know?

It was just really,
like, intense.

And I was on the dance floor
with this guy that I was seeing.

And we made love
on the dance floor.

Hmm.

But the entire time,

I was looking at you.

So it was like...

we were making love.

I'm going to order food.

More than what we have
right now?

No, this is enough.

We have food, yeah.

Very fast here.

Oh, oh, with the pen.

Ingmar?

What are you doing?

I know why you're here, honey,
and I get it.

You were upset

because I couldn't keep hold
of your friend.

It's okay.

Yeah, I'm a little
sensitive

to people telling me
that Tex is dead,

because it brings back
some bad memories

from when he wasn't dead.

I know, I couldn't get it
out of my head either.

I was just thinking about it
over and over.

Why couldn't I hold on to Tex?

Because you're a fraud?

[both laugh]

No, Ingmar, you're silly.

It's because of your friend.
He was stubborn, right?

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

He was mysterious?

Um, was mysterious?

[Roux] I'm telling you,
I know that's right.

That's what I'm saying.

I couldn't hold on to Tex,

because he didn't want
to be held onto.

-Yeah.
-If I had something of his,

something I could just
put my energy into.

This jacket.

He gave this to me.

-Well, give it to me!
-Yeah.

[exhales deeply]

-You ready?
-What?

Don't be afraid.

[Tex]
Ingmar!

Tex?

Tex?

I need to tell you...

talk to me.

What do you want
to tell me?

I'm sorry.

Oh!

What?

Where did he go?

Bring him back.

-No, no, I...
-Bring him back!

He's a stubborn spirit.
I can't.

-I need something stronger.
-Like what?

Well, okay,
there are these candles.

They're made out of
Bolivian salt,

and the ancient Mayans
used to use them.

But they're really
expensive.

-How much?
-Three hundred.

What are you doing?

It's tricky to explain,
because...

I think I saw Tex.

Where? Is he alive?

No! At Madame Roux's.

The world was opening up,
like a kaleidoscope.

A kaleidoscope?

Kaleidoscope, yeah,
very much.

Wait, so you believe in her?

No. I just told her so,

because she thinks
she's making me see Tex.

It's part of my plan.

And you have
to give her cash?

I don't have time to stand here

and explain everything to you,

because you don't
believe in it.

Hey.

Where is he going
in such a hurry?

I'm not sure.
I'm worried about him.

-Why are you worried about him?
-Because he's my partner.

I know you're hiding
something from him, Axel.

What you talking about on
the phone the other day, hmm?

That was nothing.

I make you talk.

[gulps]

You lying about papers?

No.

-Immigration?
-Shh!

I knew it!

You are illegal, huh?

-What are you going to do?
-I don't know!

But I can't deal with this
right now.

I have to figure out why Ingmar
is acting so weird.

Immigration problems
like herpes, Axel.

That shit never
goes away.

[Axel] Excuse me.

Mrs... Eve's mother?

I'm a bit old-fashioned,

and I just want to make sure
that me seeing Eve

is okay with your husband.

Yes, of course.

I should take you
to Madame Roux's.

Great idea!

But it'll cost us.

Why? Does she charge you?

No, but the more
you contact someone,

the harder it is
to get them out again.

She just needs some powerful
amulets or candles.

And how much
will that cost?

Just a few thousand dollars.

Hmm.

Excuse me, pardon me.

Oh, sorry.

-Hi. Sorry.
-Hi.

Axel?

Axel...

Hi. We need to talk.

What are you
doing here?

It's an emergency.

I'm worried about Ingmar.

He's talking funny.

I know, right? He even asked me

if I wanted to go camping.

-What is that?
-No.

He said something
to me today about

"the world opening up
like a kaleidoscope"?

My mother says that.

And she was having
really vivid dreams,

like seeing
bright colors.

Ooh, like an acid trip.

What, you think you're the only
one who had fun in college?

-Get out of here.
-No, wait.

That would make sense.

If she's giving them drugs,

that would explain
why she thinks

Madame Roux's abilities
are real.

But I mean, then they'd just be

tripping out all the time.

No, she could be
micro-dosing them.

It's when you take
a little drop of acid

and you put it into a drink.

And the first time,
you don't feel anything.

And the second time,
you feel a little bit more.

And then after a while,

you're just tripping
all the time.

Yeah.

Acid is actually--
it's great.

I think we all need
to do that.

Try to visualize Tex...

-No.
-...into reality, okay?

See him.

See him,
right in front of you.

[Ingmar gasps]

Tex.

Ingmar!

What am I doing here?

I-I-I-I think I summoned you...

Oh.

You said you wanted to tell me
something yesterday.

Right.

There's so much

you still don't understand.

But you, Ingmar, you need
to know that something...

He's gone.
What happened?

I mean, he's...

-Can you bring him back?
-Nope.

I'm sorry, I can't.
This candle you got me?

It's impure.
The salt is impure.

I'm going to try
to get you a refund--

I don't care! I don't...

care.

I just want
to see Tex again.

Well, if you want
to see Tex,

we're going to have
to go deeper.

There is an ancient
Tibetan death amulet.

How much?

Four thousand dollars.

Dad, she's poisoning
your tea.

That's why you're
seeing visions.

I don't know
what you're talking about.

This is not
for Madame Roux.

This is for me.
I'm going shopping.

Something you want...
from the shop?

You're talking nonsense,
Ingmar.

I'm not talking nonsense.
I saw him!

-Stop it!
-[grunts]

[laughs]
Whoa!

I've wanted to do that
for, like, 20 years.

I'm sorry, Ingmar,
but you need to snap out of it.

I saw Tex.

This is what Madame Roux
did to Eve's mom.

-What?
-She suckered her in

with free sessions, drugged her

so she would believe,
and pushed her to spend money

on a bunch of crap.

Did I screw up
the whole case now?

-Yeah.
-Yeah?

-Or maybe not.
-What?

-She thinks you're coming back?
-Yeah.

So now we have
the upper hand.

Can I have some more
of that tea, please?

I'm really craving it.

Of course, my love.
Wait right here.

[exhales]

[Gerty]
What happened?

I'm glad you came to see me.
You were right.

Your daughter sent somebody
to shut me down.

You can't shut down.

I need to talk
to my Harold.

Don't you worry about that,
honey. I'll make sure Ingmar

is not going to be coming
around here anymore.

[Gerty]
What is that?

This?

Too much of a good thing.

[air hissing]

I got a weird feeling
about this.

-You think it's going to work?
-Yes.

Just get the tea in your flask
and get out of there.

And try to act normal.

Water.

Yes. Your tea will be ready
in a moment.

[Ingmar]
Thank you.

-Good water.
-It's really good.

-[Ingmar] Getting hot in here.
-[Roux] Yeah, I know.

[sighs]

-Is everything okay?
-Yeah, it's just Brad.

I forgot we had plans
tonight.

Um, I'm just calling
to cancel.

Well, we might
be done soon.

No, no, no, it's fine.
It's done.

This is too important to rush.

Wow! All these colors!

I can taste them.

-Is that normal?
-Yes.

You took enough LSD to make
an elephant trip balls,

so that's very normal
at the moment.

Oh, no.

Uh, yes, I need to report
a crime in progress.

-[doorknob rattles]
-My father's been poisoned!

Have you guys ever looked
at the back of your hand?

-It's amazing!
-Wish I could.

I can't move my arms.
Why?

Because I'm going to murder you,
Ingmar!

[glass shatters]

All right,
nobody move!

I'm basically
a licensed detective.

I can't move anyway.
Don't worry, Axel.

Oh, God, she's got a gun!

Hey, don't make--

Oh!

Oh, oh, oh...

Is everyone okay
back here?

I...

Are you going to eat
that banana?

It's all yours.

[police radio squawking]
[siren chirps]

[Eve]
I just wanted to say thank you.

It's going to be really nice
to have my mom back again.

Well, I'm professional.

Yeah. Well, maybe, uh,

I can see you
sometime soon.

This time not about
the case.

Okay, Mr. Professional?

Call me.

[Ingmar]
Tripod!

Wow!

So, how are you feeling?

Great, great.
Thank you. You saved me.

I knew I could trust you.

Yes. Uh, actually,
there's something I--

Enough! Take him to hospital.

[groaning]

He must never know.

Wait, what?

If you tell Ingmar,
he becomes accomplice.

[Ingmar]
Tex, what are you doing here?

-[Sun] But I wanna help you.
-[Axel] Wait, what?

With being in the country
illegally.

I've been there.

That's why I'm going
to help you.

What are you going to do?

Don't worry.
Mama's got you.

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