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I've been meaning to ask
your advice on something.
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Well, hit me, buddy.
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I've been thinking about
getting myself a guitar.
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Do you have a favorite guitar?
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[Graham]
1959 Gibson Explorer.
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That's my baby
right there.
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How much?
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I'd say at least 250.
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$250?
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$250,000.
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Ooh!
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Now, that is a lot.
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And when did you take this?
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-The photo?
-Yeah.
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Just last week.
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So...
how come you filed an insurance
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claim two months ago
saying it was stolen?
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What is this, Frisco?
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His name is not Frisco.
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It's Axel.
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And his name is not
Ricardo the Magician.
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It's Ingmar.
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And you have just been busted
for insurance fraud.
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You just pretended to be
my friend for two months
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just so I'd show you
that photo?
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That's right.
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What about
Paintball Thursday?
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Not going to be
any more of those.
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And when I broke up
with Melissa, you just gave me
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a hug and said, "Bros before
hoes."
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Yeah, I...
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I don't believe that.
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And what about those nights
we just looked up at the stars
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talking about the future, man?
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We're not going to open up
a microbrewery, Graham.
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Who the are you guys?
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We're dicks.
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Swedish dicks.
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So then I realized
what the confusion was about.
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Yeah? What?
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Because I'd written
in my profile
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that I was a big
Chris Rock fan.
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-Sure.
-That's what I thought I wrote.
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But I had autocorrect on.
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So actually
what I'd written was,
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"I'm a big Christian rock fan."
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-Oh.
-And, by the time
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we cleared up the confusion,
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the concert was almost over.
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Did you crack
the clam, at least?
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I'm sorry, what?
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Did you open the oyster?
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Uh, no, she wanted to wait
till marriage.
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Hey, Dad.
[Ingmar] Hi.
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[door closes]
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So, uh, do you know
what this is about?
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He wants to talk to you
about something.
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Uh, well, Axel...
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you saved my life.
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You killed Tex,
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and I know it's been very hard
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for you to cope with that.
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But, um...
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I think what my dad is trying
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to say is he's really happy
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to be working with you.
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That's right.
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Ingmar, you don't know
what this means to me.
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Oh, he's not done yet.
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-Oh, sorry.
-Yeah, these last couple months,
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we've been doing
some great money.
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And it's not entirely
because of me.
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I want us to become
partners.
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Real partners.
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Fifty-fifty partners.
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Which means you're going
to get half of the profits.
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I thought I already got half.
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I don't... uh, no?
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[Ingmar]
And I want us to go legit.
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[Axel]
"Applying for your PI license."
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I want us to take the Dicks
to a whole new level.
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Oh, now he's done.
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Ingmar, you don't know
what this means to me.
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Do you know how many nights
I've dreamt
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of you opening up to me,
to connect with me as a human--
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I take it back.
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-No, no, you can't take it back.
-I take it back.
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No, it's too late.
I'm already happy.
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[cell phone rings]
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Swedish Dicks.
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Mm-hmm.
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Can you meet us at the office
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tomorrow morning?
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Did you say you were
street performers?
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Yes.
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Or sidewalk entertainers,
if you will.
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You are the guys
on Hollywood Boulevard
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dressing up like superheroes
for tips?
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There is a little bit more
to it than that.
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-We're actors, man.
-Of course. Sorry.
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-Ingmar didn't mean to...
-[Elvis] Don't worry.
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It's just sometimes people don't
understand what we do.
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So now that we cleared that up,
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what brings you
to the Swedish Dicks?
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[sighs]
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We have a thief amongst us.
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A thief?
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We suspect that one
of the street performers
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uses the gig to get close
to tourists.
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Then he steals wallets,
purses,
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anything he can get
his dirty hands on.
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Business owners have started
to call the cops on us.
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And there have been beatings.
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Beatings?
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Vigilante tourists
out for blood.
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So if we catch this guy, you'll
have some peace and quiet?
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[Elvis]
The cops can't find him.
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You guys are
our only hope.
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Our only hope.
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I think it's kind of beautiful
what these guys do.
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Those guys?
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-Yeah.
-Come on.
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Well, they come to California
with dreams of becoming actors.
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And then years pass,
decades.
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But they don't give up
on their dream.
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Someone should tell them
if it hasn't happened yet,
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it's probably because
they suck at acting.
129
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That's a little harsh.
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The truth is harsh, Axel.
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They should do porn.
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-What?
-[Sun] Marilyn Monroe, Bette Davis.
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"Oh, who's at the door?"
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"Superman and Shrek."
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Bow-chicka-bow-bow,
chicka-bow-bow.
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[Sun laughs]
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He took my wallet. I just turned
around, and it was gone.
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And then I turned to Marmie
to tell her, and she was like...
139
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"Fred, my purse is gone."
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I literally said it
just like that.
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And you didn't see
anything else?
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His clothes,
nothing?
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I just felt something weird
in my pants,
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and then it was over.
145
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Well, I know
that feeling.
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I was taking the photo of, uh,
my beautiful femme Bernadette.
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She was, uh, eating a Popsicle,
looking very cute.
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-What?
-So then I put--
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I put down ma cam�ra.
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-What?
-Saw him
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from the corner of mon eye.
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The corner of you what?
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He saw the thief!
You not speak English?
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Oh, did you see
what he looked like?
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Oui. He looked like that.
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[Ingmar]
Zorro.
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[man]
Oui, Zorro!
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You know what "zorro" means?
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-No.
-"Fox."
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Yeah?
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Hey, did you see that
Antonio Banderas movie?
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I mean, it's not my favorite
Banderas movie, to be honest.
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But is it in my top five?
Well, uh, let's see.
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It's definitely better
than Spy Kids.
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[Sun on radio]
Angry Bird to Viking One.
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I got eyes on Zorro.
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Viking One to Angry Bird.
What's your 20?
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Going west on Hollywood
Boulevard,
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approaching your position.
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Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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You stay off
Hollywood Boulevard,
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or there will be consequences,
you punk!
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We know what
you've been up to.
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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You have been committing petty
theft on several occasions.
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Wait, you think
I'm the pickpocket?
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Yeah, that's right, homeboy.
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I just had open
carpal tunnel surgery.
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-How am I going to be
the pickpocket, man? -Sorry.
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We had information that
it was Zorro who was doing it, so that's...
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Well, looks like you guys got
your work cut out for you.
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Ever since that
new movie came out...
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-[Axel] Oh.
-[Ingmar] Yeah.
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We have some bad news,
and we have some good news.
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The good news is that we know
who's been doing it.
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-It's Zorro.
-[Ingmar] Yeah, but the bad news is,
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there's a lot of Zorros
out there
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because of this new movie.
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The good news is that
they seem to have found a way
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to give Zorro a bit more
psychological depth.
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That's impressive.
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But the good news?
We do have a plan to catch this guy.
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But the good news is that due
to these new circumstances,
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it's going to cost you
a bit more.
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You guys have a strange way
of talking.
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Hmm.
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[beeping]
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[woman]
Next?
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[Axel] Hello, we're a couple
of Swedish dicks.
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-Detectives.
-And we would like to apply
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for our PI license.
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So just fill these forms out and
return them when you're ready.
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And if everything checks out,
you'll get your license
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in the mail
in about two weeks.
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That's all?
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I should have done this
years ago.
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[Jane]
Ingmar and Axel.
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[Ingmar]
Jane.
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How lovely to see you both.
210
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You're in a good mood,
for a change.
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You see, I just closed
a tough case involving corporate espionage.
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And I'm about to celebrate
with some good friends
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from the Hollywood in-crowd.
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Hi.
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What are you two
doing here?
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Well, I'm--
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You're getting
your license.
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It's just wonderful that they've
relaxed the rules a bit.
219
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It used to be that only good
detectives were admitted.
220
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Yeah, right.
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And I suppose you're here
for moral support?
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No. Actually, I'm...
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Oh, my God.
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[laughs]
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You want to be
a detective, too?
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I am a detective.
227
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"I am a detective."
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Aw, yes, you are.
Yes, you are.
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You're a great big dick.
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[laughs]
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No, I don't want to do some
super-easy undercover work.
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I don't understand why you two
can't do this on your own.
233
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Because our covers
are blown.
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And I think it's time for you
to start learning these things.
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What things?
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You're not going to be a lawyer
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your entire life, are you?
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Dad, I am not going
to be a PI.
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Look, what Ingmar's trying
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to say is that it'll be fast.
241
00:10:17,668 --> 00:10:21,069
Listen, we want this guy
to steal your phone.
242
00:10:21,104 --> 00:10:22,437
But it's not going
to be your phone.
243
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It's going to be my phone.
Do you know why?
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So you can track it?
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-So we can track it.
-Fine.
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-Yeah.
-But I have a thing at 7:00.
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We'll be done in an hour.
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Ally McBeal
to Viking One.
249
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[Ingmar]
Viking One to Ally.
250
00:10:40,457 --> 00:10:42,390
Dad, I've already been here
for two hours.
251
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I've really got to go.
252
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Okay, Sarah,
you got another Zorro
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on your five o'clock.
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Try to get closer.
255
00:10:51,868 --> 00:10:53,068
He left.
256
00:10:53,103 --> 00:10:55,103
Just skip him,
move to the next.
257
00:10:57,908 --> 00:10:59,541
Hello, girl.
258
00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:00,942
What is your name?
259
00:11:00,977 --> 00:11:02,344
What?
260
00:11:02,379 --> 00:11:03,778
What's up, What?
261
00:11:03,814 --> 00:11:05,580
Want to hang out later?
262
00:11:05,615 --> 00:11:06,648
What? No.
F*ck off.
263
00:11:07,918 --> 00:11:10,318
[Ingmar]
Sarah, don't listen to him.
264
00:11:10,354 --> 00:11:13,221
Okay, look, sorry, guys.
Looks like he's not gonna show. I've really got to go.
265
00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:16,324
Well, can you just give us
15 more minutes, hon?
266
00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:19,694
Dad, I have to go. It's a date.
267
00:11:19,730 --> 00:11:21,096
What's his name?
268
00:11:21,131 --> 00:11:23,898
You know what?
That's it. I'm leaving.
269
00:11:23,934 --> 00:11:25,934
And by the way, Axel,
it's Brad.
270
00:11:25,969 --> 00:11:27,335
Brad?
271
00:11:27,371 --> 00:11:28,870
What does he do?
272
00:11:28,905 --> 00:11:30,105
He's a lawyer.
273
00:11:30,140 --> 00:11:32,474
[Ingmar]
Never trust a lawyer, Sarah.
274
00:11:32,509 --> 00:11:34,175
They only got one thing on their mind.
275
00:11:34,211 --> 00:11:35,543
Dad, I'm a lawyer.
276
00:11:35,579 --> 00:11:38,246
Yeah, but you're one
of the good ones, obviously.
277
00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:39,481
Well, so is Brad, Dad.
278
00:11:39,516 --> 00:11:42,083
-"Brad Dad."
-What?
279
00:11:42,119 --> 00:11:44,052
-"Brad Dad."
-You need to read up a little
280
00:11:44,087 --> 00:11:45,487
on the overprotective Dad trope
281
00:11:45,522 --> 00:11:47,655
and how it relates to toxic masculinity.
282
00:11:47,691 --> 00:11:49,324
Wait! He's here!
283
00:11:49,359 --> 00:11:51,426
-Who, Brad?
-Zorro!
284
00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:54,462
Okay, so, what do you
want me to do?
285
00:11:54,498 --> 00:11:55,864
Just wait for it.
286
00:11:58,869 --> 00:12:00,769
-He got it!
-Zorro's got the bag.
287
00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:02,036
I repeat,
Zorro's got the bag.
288
00:12:02,072 --> 00:12:04,072
-[car tires screech]
-[Ingmar] Okay, go time.
289
00:12:04,107 --> 00:12:06,775
-[tracking device pinging]
-[Ingmar] You got him?
290
00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:08,710
Yep, got him.
291
00:12:09,613 --> 00:12:10,845
I think he's turning left.
292
00:12:10,881 --> 00:12:11,713
Left?
293
00:12:11,748 --> 00:12:13,014
Go left. Left.
294
00:12:13,049 --> 00:12:14,916
-[pinging intensifies]
-Wait, wait, wait, wait.
295
00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:17,752
-[Ingmar] For what?
-[Axel] Wait, he's slowing down.
296
00:12:17,788 --> 00:12:18,987
-Slowing down?
-Yeah.
297
00:12:19,022 --> 00:12:20,722
-How do you mean?
-I think he's in there.
298
00:12:20,757 --> 00:12:21,923
-[Ingmar] He's in there?
-[Axel] In there, yeah.
299
00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:24,626
-What?
-The dot! The dot went away.
300
00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:26,428
Let's get out.
301
00:12:31,101 --> 00:12:34,035
[Axel] Hey we're looking
for a man dressed as Zorro.
302
00:12:37,307 --> 00:12:41,142
-[loud chattering]
-[knife chopping]
303
00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:42,310
[woman]
Hey!
304
00:12:52,622 --> 00:12:54,656
[Axel]
Sneaky like a fox.
305
00:12:55,926 --> 00:12:58,760
So we follow him from Hollywood
down to Hancock Park.
306
00:12:58,795 --> 00:13:00,361
But then he makes
a U-turn
307
00:13:00,397 --> 00:13:02,397
and goes straight
to this restaurant downtown,
308
00:13:02,432 --> 00:13:04,632
-where he disappears.
-Yeah, and--
309
00:13:04,668 --> 00:13:06,334
-did he drop something off?
-Ingmar...
310
00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:08,770
Shh, can you please?
I'm thinking.
311
00:13:08,805 --> 00:13:10,605
-Move!
-Hey!
312
00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:11,840
Can you stop it?
313
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:13,475
Hollywood, Silver Lake,
314
00:13:13,510 --> 00:13:17,946
Hancock Park,
downtown, huh?
315
00:13:19,583 --> 00:13:21,749
Oh! Oh, that's clever.
316
00:13:21,785 --> 00:13:23,818
-Wow.
-He's just been playing with us.
317
00:13:23,854 --> 00:13:25,987
Call him.
He has your phone, right?
318
00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:27,922
Why would I call him?
319
00:13:27,958 --> 00:13:30,325
I know this type of guy.
320
00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:31,893
He likes to ride on you.
321
00:13:31,928 --> 00:13:36,097
-Like a horse?
-No, smaller, like a dog.
322
00:13:36,132 --> 00:13:38,566
He wants you to know
he's smarter than you.
323
00:13:42,772 --> 00:13:45,907
[cell phone vibrates]
324
00:13:52,249 --> 00:13:54,916
[Zorro on phone]
Yeah?
325
00:13:54,951 --> 00:13:56,384
Yeah, hello.
Um...
326
00:13:56,419 --> 00:14:00,221
this is, uh, the person
whose phone you stole.
327
00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:02,457
Oh, hello, Ingmar.
328
00:14:02,492 --> 00:14:03,892
You know my name?
329
00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:06,528
I know everything about you,
you Swedish dickhead.
330
00:14:06,563 --> 00:14:08,530
I got your mo-- cell phone,
remember?
331
00:14:08,565 --> 00:14:10,331
You should really use a pin code.
332
00:14:10,367 --> 00:14:13,301
Well, I would like
that phone back, please.
333
00:14:13,336 --> 00:14:15,737
-One thousand. -One thou-- not a ch--
334
00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:17,338
Just agree to whatever he want.
335
00:14:17,374 --> 00:14:19,874
If we can get a meeting with
him, we can set a trap.
336
00:14:19,910 --> 00:14:23,244
-[button clicks]
-Yeah, that's fine.
337
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:24,812
Two thousand.
338
00:14:24,848 --> 00:14:25,813
Yeah, that's fine.
339
00:14:25,849 --> 00:14:27,515
Say, "Please, Zorro,
340
00:14:27,551 --> 00:14:30,752
can I buy my own phone back
like a dickhead?"
341
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:33,988
Please, Zorro, can I buy
my own phone back?
342
00:14:34,024 --> 00:14:35,690
"Like a dickhead."
343
00:14:35,725 --> 00:14:37,191
Like a dickhead?
344
00:14:37,227 --> 00:14:39,193
No, say it like a dickhead.
345
00:14:39,229 --> 00:14:43,698
Well, Zorro, can I buy
my own phone back, dickhead?
346
00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:45,366
Sure.
347
00:14:45,402 --> 00:14:47,201
Where do you want to meet up?
348
00:14:47,237 --> 00:14:51,039
Yes. Yes, there's a parking
garage at the Grove.
349
00:14:51,074 --> 00:14:54,943
[laughs]
350
00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:56,344
Don't you think I understand
351
00:14:56,379 --> 00:14:58,446
that the place is going
to be crawling with Feds?
352
00:14:58,481 --> 00:14:59,948
[laughs]
353
00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:01,015
[punches phone]
354
00:15:01,051 --> 00:15:03,651
[Axel]
Well, it was worth a shot.
355
00:15:03,687 --> 00:15:07,155
Failed again.
356
00:15:07,190 --> 00:15:08,690
[Zorro on recording]
Oh, hello, Ingmar.
357
00:15:08,725 --> 00:15:10,091
[Ingmar on recording]
You know my name?
358
00:15:10,126 --> 00:15:11,125
[Zorro]
I know everything about
359
00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:12,460
you, you Swedish dickhead.
360
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:14,562
I got your mo-- cell phone, remember?
361
00:15:14,598 --> 00:15:17,665
I got your mo-- I got your mo--
362
00:15:17,701 --> 00:15:18,833
[snores softly]
363
00:15:18,868 --> 00:15:22,036
[Zorro]
Ingmar.
364
00:15:25,575 --> 00:15:27,175
Ingmar?
365
00:15:28,979 --> 00:15:30,545
Looking for this?
366
00:15:31,781 --> 00:15:32,981
Don't forget that I am the best
367
00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:34,849
thief in the world.
368
00:15:34,884 --> 00:15:36,284
What do you want?
369
00:15:36,319 --> 00:15:39,020
I heard that you've been
feeling pretty good lately,
370
00:15:39,055 --> 00:15:42,156
letting people in,
making plans.
371
00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:44,892
Why are you here, Zorro?
372
00:15:44,928 --> 00:15:46,361
Zorro?
373
00:15:46,396 --> 00:15:48,763
Please.
374
00:15:48,798 --> 00:15:50,865
Don't listen
to that other guy.
375
00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:52,133
He's a clown.
376
00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:55,870
Help me. Find me.
Forgive me!
377
00:15:55,905 --> 00:15:56,704
Ingmar!
378
00:15:56,740 --> 00:15:58,539
-Forgive me.
-Tex.
379
00:15:58,575 --> 00:15:59,941
-Ingmar! -Tex!
380
00:15:59,976 --> 00:16:02,510
[ringing]
381
00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:03,378
[gasps]
382
00:16:06,750 --> 00:16:08,149
[bottle clatters]
383
00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:11,886
[breathing heavily]
384
00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:15,456
[Axel on phone]
I know who it is.
385
00:16:15,492 --> 00:16:16,391
Yeah, uh, hello?
386
00:16:16,426 --> 00:16:17,625
I listened to the tape, Ingmar,
387
00:16:17,661 --> 00:16:20,595
to every little noise
in the background,
388
00:16:20,630 --> 00:16:21,896
over and over again.
389
00:16:21,931 --> 00:16:22,997
And then I heard it.
390
00:16:23,033 --> 00:16:26,701
And, it wasn't
in the background at all.
391
00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:27,902
Where was it?
392
00:16:27,937 --> 00:16:30,805
It was in the front ground.
393
00:16:32,676 --> 00:16:35,576
[Axel]
It's one of you.
394
00:16:35,612 --> 00:16:36,444
One of us?
395
00:16:36,479 --> 00:16:38,813
-Yes.
-Which one?
396
00:16:38,848 --> 00:16:42,717
David, you had the motive:
money.
397
00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:46,587
And you have the nimble fingers
to be able to really--
398
00:16:46,623 --> 00:16:49,323
Wait, are you going to do
each of us this way
399
00:16:49,359 --> 00:16:51,526
before you tell us
who did it?
400
00:16:51,561 --> 00:16:53,628
Yeah, that's what
I had planned.
401
00:16:53,663 --> 00:16:56,164
Okay, can you skip that part
and just kind of move on?
402
00:16:56,199 --> 00:16:59,701
Yeah, all right, fine.
It's Robin Hood.
403
00:16:59,736 --> 00:17:03,971
-He's lying.
-[Axel] Hmm? Am I?
404
00:17:04,007 --> 00:17:06,307
[Zorro on recording]
I know everything about you, you Swedish dickhead.
405
00:17:06,342 --> 00:17:09,110
I got your mo-- cell phone, remember?
406
00:17:09,145 --> 00:17:11,679
I got your mo-- I got your mo--
407
00:17:11,715 --> 00:17:17,552
-I got your mo-- -Before he says "cell phone," he says "mo."
408
00:17:17,587 --> 00:17:20,088
Mo. Johnny,
you're from England.
409
00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:21,556
What do you call a cell phone
over there?
410
00:17:21,591 --> 00:17:22,824
A mo--
411
00:17:22,859 --> 00:17:24,525
[Axel]
A mobile, right?
412
00:17:24,561 --> 00:17:26,060
Is that what
you wanted to say?
413
00:17:26,096 --> 00:17:28,796
-Johnny--
-That doesn't prove anything.
414
00:17:28,832 --> 00:17:30,765
[Ingmar]
No you're right, it doesn't.
415
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:33,668
That's why we found
another way to get proof.
416
00:17:33,703 --> 00:17:36,003
Sun, can you please tell
us where you are?
417
00:17:36,039 --> 00:17:40,875
[Sun on speakerphone]
I'm at 1319 West Merced Avenue in West Covina.
418
00:17:40,910 --> 00:17:42,376
That's my apartment.
419
00:17:42,412 --> 00:17:43,945
Right after you left
to come here,
420
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:45,613
our colleague broke
into your house.
421
00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:48,249
Sun, could you please tell us
what you found?
422
00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:50,218
I found the Zorro costume,
423
00:17:50,253 --> 00:17:52,687
and a bunch of wallets, asshole.
424
00:17:52,722 --> 00:17:54,756
Those wallets are not
admissible in court.
425
00:17:54,791 --> 00:17:56,724
You had no right to break
into my house.
426
00:17:58,361 --> 00:18:00,128
I didn't.
427
00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:02,196
[Axel]
We just played you, man.
428
00:18:02,232 --> 00:18:05,066
We played you good.
429
00:18:05,101 --> 00:18:06,234
Real good.
430
00:18:07,570 --> 00:18:09,036
Is this like a method acting
thing, man?
431
00:18:09,072 --> 00:18:12,473
No, I was planning to steal from
the rich and give to the poor.
432
00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:15,510
That was my intention.
433
00:18:15,545 --> 00:18:16,410
Bollocks.
434
00:18:16,446 --> 00:18:18,713
[music]
435
00:18:21,050 --> 00:18:22,950
Congratulations.
436
00:18:22,986 --> 00:18:24,018
Well played.
437
00:18:24,053 --> 00:18:25,686
Yeah. You know,
I actually feel like
438
00:18:25,722 --> 00:18:27,421
I'm starting to become
a real detective.
439
00:18:27,457 --> 00:18:30,224
That's great. Pretty soon you'll
be a licensed one as well.
440
00:18:30,260 --> 00:18:31,993
-Mm-hm.
-[chuckles]
441
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:35,797
So, uh, how was your date
with Brad Dad?
442
00:18:35,832 --> 00:18:37,665
Is he the one?
443
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,367
Actually, I--
444
00:18:39,402 --> 00:18:41,435
Oh, wow.
445
00:18:41,471 --> 00:18:42,303
I like him.
446
00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:43,604
-That's all.
-Hmm.
447
00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:46,307
-[door creaks open]
-Oh, hey, Dad.
448
00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:47,542
Hi, kids.
449
00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:50,845
This is so great.
450
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:55,449
Clean, cool air.
451
00:18:55,485 --> 00:18:57,752
You know, it's nice to see you
in such a cheery mood.
452
00:18:57,787 --> 00:19:00,822
I'm happy.
The future is looking okay.
453
00:19:00,857 --> 00:19:02,990
-[bottles clink]
-[Axel clears throat]
454
00:19:03,026 --> 00:19:06,828
[Axel] I, uh, feel like I need
to say a few words to you all.
455
00:19:06,863 --> 00:19:10,665
But especially
to you, Ingmar.
456
00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:12,133
For...
457
00:19:12,168 --> 00:19:13,501
for taking me in.
458
00:19:13,536 --> 00:19:18,739
For making me
a man's man.
459
00:19:18,775 --> 00:19:20,975
I'm not saying you've become
like a father to me
460
00:19:21,010 --> 00:19:24,445
but I feel like I've become
like a son to you.
461
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:29,584
And I just look forward
to our future together,
462
00:19:29,619 --> 00:19:31,352
and the future of the...
463
00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:32,353
[cell phone rings]
464
00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:33,621
...of the Swedish--
465
00:19:33,656 --> 00:19:35,189
Sorry, I'm just going to...
466
00:19:37,527 --> 00:19:39,527
-Axel speaking.
-[woman on phone] Hi, Axel.
467
00:19:39,562 --> 00:19:43,898
It's Melanie DiPietro from the Investigative Service Association.
468
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:47,201
Um, it turns out
that the visa information
469
00:19:47,237 --> 00:19:49,503
that you provided
has expired.
470
00:19:49,539 --> 00:19:51,172
-Huh?
-Yeah.
471
00:19:51,207 --> 00:19:54,208
So if you could send us
a current visa and work permit,
472
00:19:54,244 --> 00:19:55,243
that would be great.
473
00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:56,944
Because according
to this, you...
474
00:19:56,980 --> 00:20:00,214
you don't even have the right
to be in the country.
475
00:20:00,250 --> 00:20:01,916
[laughs]
476
00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:03,284
[chuckles]
477
00:20:03,319 --> 00:20:05,753
Yeah. Well, yeah, that--
that's very funny.
478
00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:08,189
I'll take care of that.
479
00:20:12,862 --> 00:20:15,730
To the future
of the Swedish Dicks.
480
00:20:15,765 --> 00:20:18,032
[all]
To the Dicks!
481
00:20:18,067 --> 00:20:19,367
[bottles clink]
482
00:20:26,709 --> 00:20:28,109
[Axel] I know you stopped
being my manager
483
00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:29,644
when I stopped being a DJ,
484
00:20:29,679 --> 00:20:32,513
but I don't understand
when things got this bad.
485
00:20:32,548 --> 00:20:34,282
When did I become
an illegal immigrant?
486
00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:36,717
[manager on phone]
You came out here for a music festival.
487
00:20:36,753 --> 00:20:38,786
I got you a three-month work visa,
488
00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:41,122
and that was two years ago.
489
00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:42,690
Yeah, but I-- I got a job!
490
00:20:42,725 --> 00:20:47,411
[hip-hop music plays]
491
00:20:47,461 --> 00:20:52,011
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