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When I found out
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that the person I thought
was my best friend...
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...my partner, had lied to me...
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Your boy Tex
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wasn't a stuntman.
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That was his cover. He was a hitman.
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And was still alive... I'm warning you.
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Don't talk to the FBI
about our little meeting.
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- Or what?
- If you do, I'm gonna kill you
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right after I kill your daughter.
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Tex threatening Sarah
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had made me concerned for her safety.
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So I didn't think there
would be any harm
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in calling her to make
sure she was all right.
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Ohh. What?
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Is that any way to talk to your father?
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It is when he's calling
me every fifteen minutes
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to know whether or not I'm okay.
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Nobody's been bothering you,
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no strange people showing
up in your life?
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As a matter of fact, there
is a strange person
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- who's shown up in my life.
- Who?
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You.
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Sarah.
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- Mr. Bergman, hi!
- I just wanted to let you know
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that you didn't get the promotion.
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- Robert did.
- I did.
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I hope there's no hard feelings.
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No. O-Of course not.
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Good.
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- Sir? Quick question.
- Sure.
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How did you make the final decision?
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To be honest with you,
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you both were dead equal.
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Well, that's not true.
I was a little better.
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Like I said... dead equal.
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The reason why he got the promotion
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was because, well, he had seniority.
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By one week.
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Like I said... seniority.
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Have a good day.
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Hope there's no hard feelings.
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No. 'Course not.
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Aaaaaah!
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Swedish Dicks 1x10
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- Synced & Corrected by Dragoniod -
www.addic7ed.com
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You start by humming.
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Then you take a sound. Any sound.
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Boing! Boing!
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Hey!
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We're walkin' here! We're walkin' here!
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Watch where you're goin', asshole!
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Hey, asshole!
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You must look out.
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- I am just tired.
- Yes, you look tired.
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- Should I buy a coffee for you?
- Yes let's do.
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Ingmar.
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Just the man we wanted to see.
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There's been an interesting development
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in Dimitri's murder case.
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Autopsy shows the poison on the darts
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is a close variant to
a poison we believe
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Tex used on a hit in Chicago
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eleven years ago.
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While you two were filming Death Hard.
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So, what are you sayin' here? Huh?
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Oh, you think Tex might
have something to do
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- with Dimitri's murder?
- Yeah.
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Tex is dead, guys.
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True. Tex is dead.
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If anything should pop into your memory
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about what happened when
you were at Dimitri's,
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you give us a call. All right?
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Sure.
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Here you go.
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What is it?
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Nothing.
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So, after much thinking
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and drinking...
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I had come to a conclusion.
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The best way to ensure Sarah's safety
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was for me to leave this
crazy, fucked up world...
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...and go back home... to Sweden.
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- Sweden?!
- That's right.
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But you said you'd never go back.
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Yeah, I know, but I say a
lot of things I don't mean
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and I talk a lot of crap. You know.
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Yeah, but what made
you change your mind?
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Honestly, I do miss it.
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- You miss the freezing cold?
- Yeah, and the darkness?
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And the very high taxes?
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I know it might sound crazy,
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but yes, I do miss those things.
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Especially the high taxes.
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I mean, they make sense, after all.
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But... what about us?
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Who's always been nagging me
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about giving her some more space?
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That's true.
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What about the agency?
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I mean, we can't close it down now.
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No, you don't have to.
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No, I-I want to keep it going,
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but I-I need a partner.
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- I be your partner.
- Really?
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On one condition.
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We keep name same.
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Well, thank you, Sun,
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that's very nice of you,
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but you don't have to keep the name
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just to honor my memory.
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I no keep name
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to honor your memory.
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I keep name to keep costs down.
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So it was decided
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I'd go back to Sweden...
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which would hopefully keep
Sarah out of harm's way.
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Hello?
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I know there's someone here.
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Look, I think it's only
fair that I warn you,
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my father is a kickass
private investigator,
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and he will track you down
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if you so much as touch
a hair on my head.
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Do you hear me?
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All right, you know what? Fuck it.
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You want to play hardball,
let's play hardball.
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Come out where I can see you.
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Wha... Oh... Oh, my God! Robert!
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Do you hear me?
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I heard someone screaming.
What happened?
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I... I ju... I don't know.
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Just go call the ambulance.
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Looks like you got that promotion...
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after all.
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Robert's beating had been more than
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just an opportunity for Sarah
to advance her career.
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It had been a message from Tex.
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Hello?
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- Did you get my message?
- No.
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Sure you did.
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The beating in the garage?
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Just wanted to let you
know that I'm around.
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This is what happens when
you talk to the FBI.
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I didn't say anything.
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Shut up and listen.
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Next time... it's your daughter.
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Tex...
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you don't have to worry about
me saying anything to anybody.
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In fact, I'm moving back home.
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To Switzerland?
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No, Sweden.
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I think it would be
best for all of us...
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- if I go back.
- Yes.
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That makes sense.
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Good luck.
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Thanks.
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One more thing.
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Yeah, what?
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Remember to flush.
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Tex?
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I no understand.
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Out there people cheating,
stealing, killing...
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Why we have no client?
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You just have to be patient.
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You be patient!
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Oh. Sorry.
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I just... I didn't mean to yell.
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I just... I nervous. I...
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It's my first day on job. I...
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I need something to calm me down.
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Yeah, maybe a nice, hot
cup of herbal tea.
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I prefer hot cup of masturbate.
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What?
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Is better than hot cup of tea.
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Sarah.
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I want to hire the two of you.
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First client.
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- Uh, yes.
- What's wrong?
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Okay, you know that guy
Robert from my job
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who beat up in the garage?
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Now he's accusing me.
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Of beating him up?
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No, of hiring the person who did.
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- Why would you do that?
- To get the promotion.
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Yes, exactly.
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Ohh.
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Very clever on your part.
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Well, I didn't do it, Sun.
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And we prove you not do it.
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And even if you did...
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we girls stick together.
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- Hmm?
- Yeah.
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I relax now.
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Obviously I was a little upset
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when I heard that Sarah
had hired the Dicks
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to find out who had beaten up Robert,
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but I played it cool.
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Are you out of your fuckin' minds?!
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You can't take Sarah's case!
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- Why not?
- Why not?
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- Isn't it obvious, Axel?
- No.
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- No?
- No!
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- Are you sure?
- Yes.
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- Yes? Yes?
- Yes!
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Su... It's a conflict of interest.
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Don't you get it?
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I mean, of course you'll prove Sarah
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had nothing to do with it,
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because you know Sarah
and you like her...
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- He love Sarah.
- No...
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- You want to kiss her.
- I don't love her. I-I...
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- You attracted to her.
- Attraction is not love.
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Well, tell that to your man-stick.
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You can't accept this case,
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because it's not even a case.
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Of course it's a case! She hired us!
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Are the police pressing charges?
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- No.
- No?
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Then it's not a case.
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It's just Robert, who's angry,
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saying angry things.
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Yeah, but he's saying them
to Sarah's co-workers.
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So what?!
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So, this a big promotion for Sarah.
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She want people to know she
earn it, not steal it.
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You can't take this case from us...
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I knew they had a point.
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Just like I knew that
they would get suspicious
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if I kept trying to get
'em to drop the case.
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Tell those fuckin'
clowns to drop the case.
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I did.
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But they wouldn't listen.
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Maybe they'll listen to a bullet.
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If the police couldn't find anything,
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they're not gonna find anything.
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You didn't leave anything
behind, did you?
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Of course I didn't
leave anything behind.
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I'm a fuckin' professional.
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Then you have nothing to worry about.
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And there was nothing to worry about,
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until Axel and Sun decided
to "good cop-bad cop"
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the parking lot attendant.
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Well, I mean, I have to say
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this is a beautiful garage.
It really is.
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I mean, I wish I could
park here every day.
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Oh, wow. Great. Thanks.
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So, you didn't see anything unusual
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the night it happened?
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Same old same old.
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Cars comin' in, cars goin' out.
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You tell truth now,
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or I beat up your skinny black ass!
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- Sun! Sun! Easy!
- God, you're too skinny!
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Hey! Hey!
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What the hell are y'all doin'?
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Uh, just trying to find
out some information.
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- Yeah.
- You know, I hired you two
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because people think that I
may have had something to do
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with beating up my colleague
to take his promotion.
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And the way you find
out said information
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is by threatening bodily harm?
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Do you have any idea how
that makes me look?
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- Consistent?
- Axel!
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You right. My bad.
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Sorry.
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I still trying to find my style.
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00:11:39,876 --> 00:11:42,960
Style? I'll tell you, girl,
you haven't found it yet.
268
00:11:44,183 --> 00:11:45,464
You know what? This was a mistake.
269
00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:46,481
I'm goin' to Jane McKinney.
270
00:11:46,615 --> 00:11:48,818
- No! McKinney?
- Yeah! McKinney.
271
00:11:50,507 --> 00:11:52,509
Shit, fuck, shit!
272
00:11:54,108 --> 00:11:55,730
Who the fuck is Jane McKinney?
273
00:11:55,830 --> 00:11:57,772
Nobody. Small-time private
274
00:11:57,872 --> 00:12:01,656
investigator. Loser.
Nothing to worry about.
275
00:12:01,756 --> 00:12:03,749
You always were a terrible liar.
276
00:12:03,956 --> 00:12:05,958
Because I'm addicted to the truth.
277
00:12:07,002 --> 00:12:07,959
You want the truth?
278
00:12:08,013 --> 00:12:09,595
I'll give you the truth!
279
00:12:09,617 --> 00:12:12,640
If you don't stop McKinney
from taking the case,
280
00:12:12,858 --> 00:12:14,860
people will die.
281
00:12:24,231 --> 00:12:26,257
Word on the street is,
you're leaving town.
282
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:29,162
- Right.
- What's the matter, Shmigmar?
283
00:12:29,637 --> 00:12:31,859
Big dogs finally beat you down?
284
00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:34,782
Nah, just time to go
home, simple as that.
285
00:12:34,882 --> 00:12:37,265
Believe it or not, we're
actually gonna miss you.
286
00:12:37,365 --> 00:12:38,517
I don't believe that.
287
00:12:38,650 --> 00:12:41,486
Good... because it's not true.
288
00:12:41,564 --> 00:12:44,783
Jane, I'm here because I
want to ask you a favor.
289
00:12:44,852 --> 00:12:46,834
Oh, come on, Ingmar.
290
00:12:46,895 --> 00:12:50,599
You know I only sleep with
Danes, Finns, and Norwegians.
291
00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:54,249
Pffft. Please drop my
daughter as a client.
292
00:12:54,335 --> 00:12:56,640
You afraid I might find out she
has something to do with it?
293
00:12:56,726 --> 00:12:58,468
Yeah. And if she did,
294
00:12:58,513 --> 00:13:02,217
I know that you'll find out
because you're the best.
295
00:13:02,450 --> 00:13:04,265
True.
296
00:13:04,954 --> 00:13:06,142
I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
297
00:13:06,209 --> 00:13:07,829
I'll drop your daughter's case...
298
00:13:07,933 --> 00:13:08,656
Great.
299
00:13:08,723 --> 00:13:10,065
...if you go on the record
300
00:13:10,111 --> 00:13:11,222
and let everybody know that the reason
301
00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:14,703
you're leaving town is
because I beat you down.
302
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:19,172
What the hell does "on the record" mean?
303
00:13:20,363 --> 00:13:21,745
The reason
304
00:13:21,805 --> 00:13:24,948
I'm quitting the Swedish Dicks
305
00:13:25,010 --> 00:13:26,311
and goin' back to Sweden
306
00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:28,831
is because... Jane McKinney...
307
00:13:29,962 --> 00:13:31,964
That's me.
308
00:13:32,525 --> 00:13:34,066
...beat... beat me down.
309
00:13:34,166 --> 00:13:35,988
Like a dog.
310
00:13:36,088 --> 00:13:36,989
Like a dog.
311
00:13:37,089 --> 00:13:39,175
Like a little Swedish dog.
312
00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:41,254
Ruff ruff!
313
00:13:41,811 --> 00:13:43,813
...a little Swedish dog.
314
00:13:46,297 --> 00:13:47,479
Grr. Grr.
315
00:13:48,541 --> 00:13:50,226
Grr. Grr.
316
00:13:50,434 --> 00:13:51,671
How humiliating.
317
00:13:51,711 --> 00:13:53,333
Especially the way you look.
318
00:13:53,549 --> 00:13:55,010
Angle not flattering.
319
00:13:55,056 --> 00:13:57,959
Well, I did it to save
the Swedish Dicks name.
320
00:13:58,074 --> 00:13:59,696
Do you realize how bad it would be
321
00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:00,851
if people found out
322
00:14:00,928 --> 00:14:02,544
that the founder's daughter
323
00:14:02,594 --> 00:14:04,596
went to its biggest rival?
324
00:14:07,885 --> 00:14:09,827
What are you doing?
325
00:14:09,896 --> 00:14:11,598
I slow-clapping you.
326
00:14:11,682 --> 00:14:13,053
And why are you slow-clapping me?
327
00:14:13,126 --> 00:14:14,876
Because we know the real reason
328
00:14:14,934 --> 00:14:15,999
you humiliate yourself
329
00:14:16,036 --> 00:14:17,818
to get McKinney off case!
330
00:14:17,941 --> 00:14:19,283
We think it was you, Ingmar.
331
00:14:19,642 --> 00:14:20,623
What was me?
332
00:14:20,707 --> 00:14:22,108
Who beat up Sarah's competition.
333
00:14:22,218 --> 00:14:23,617
- Yeah? Oh.
- Yeah.
334
00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:24,858
Why else would you try so hard
335
00:14:24,915 --> 00:14:26,776
to get both us and Jane off the case?
336
00:14:26,829 --> 00:14:29,012
Unless you don't want truth found.
337
00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:30,477
Dad.
338
00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:32,862
Sarah.
339
00:14:32,908 --> 00:14:33,883
Is that true?
340
00:14:33,986 --> 00:14:35,768
No, no, not at all.
341
00:14:35,904 --> 00:14:37,686
Oh! It's the parking attendant.
342
00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:39,204
- Huh?
- Hello?
343
00:14:39,355 --> 00:14:41,204
I'm talking to the Swedish dude, right?
344
00:14:41,251 --> 00:14:42,487
Not the crazy Asian lady?
345
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,491
Yeah, this is the Swedish dude.
346
00:14:44,686 --> 00:14:47,949
Good, 'cause she freaks me out... a lot.
347
00:14:48,049 --> 00:14:49,711
Yeah.
348
00:14:49,811 --> 00:14:51,433
So, uh, was there something you wanted?
349
00:14:51,533 --> 00:14:53,006
That night that guy got beat up?
350
00:14:53,086 --> 00:14:54,632
I was doing some recording
on my cell phone...
351
00:14:54,742 --> 00:14:56,163
Recording.
352
00:14:56,380 --> 00:14:58,482
I like to show off my mad vocal skills.
353
00:14:58,582 --> 00:15:00,925
? Hey, oh oh oh ?
354
00:15:01,783 --> 00:15:03,565
? Oh oh oh ?
355
00:15:03,665 --> 00:15:05,967
? Hey-ey-ey ?
356
00:15:06,067 --> 00:15:09,573
- ? Ohhhhhh, oh oh oh ?
- [tires screech
357
00:15:09,655 --> 00:15:13,559
? Hey-ey-ey-ey ?
358
00:15:13,596 --> 00:15:16,139
The acoustics in this place are awesome.
359
00:15:16,184 --> 00:15:18,646
Anyways, so I recorded
someone in the background
360
00:15:18,692 --> 00:15:19,974
if you want to come and check it out.
361
00:15:20,241 --> 00:15:22,094
- Absolutely.
- Only,
362
00:15:22,166 --> 00:15:23,385
and I mean only,
363
00:15:23,472 --> 00:15:25,294
if you don't bring the crazy Asian lady.
364
00:15:25,689 --> 00:15:27,751
Yeah. Deal.
365
00:15:27,837 --> 00:15:29,418
Wha... What was that about?
366
00:15:29,650 --> 00:15:32,220
Well, she thinks you freak her out.
367
00:15:32,293 --> 00:15:33,410
She freaks me out.
368
00:15:33,459 --> 00:15:35,882
Yeah, and she recorded
someone on her phone.
369
00:15:36,013 --> 00:15:37,434
So now we know who beat up Robert.
370
00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:38,613
Good! Let's go.
371
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:40,673
Wait. W-Wait.
372
00:15:41,938 --> 00:15:44,040
I did it.
373
00:15:44,241 --> 00:15:46,103
I'm the one.
374
00:15:46,149 --> 00:15:48,539
- I'm the one who beat Robert up.
- I was right!
375
00:15:48,635 --> 00:15:51,621
I was right! High five, partner.
376
00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:54,500
When you first said you
were going back to Sweden,
377
00:15:54,544 --> 00:15:57,367
I was actually really sad.
378
00:15:57,515 --> 00:15:59,817
But now I'm glad you're goin' back...
379
00:15:59,901 --> 00:16:02,149
so I never have to see your face again.
380
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:04,302
Yeah, I'm sorry, Sarah.
381
00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:06,862
Oh, no.
382
00:16:06,978 --> 00:16:08,379
What is it?
383
00:16:08,539 --> 00:16:10,541
Robert just slipped into a coma.
384
00:16:11,770 --> 00:16:13,390
Dad, this is serious!
385
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,570
I know it is.
386
00:16:14,743 --> 00:16:16,965
You have to turn yourself
in to the police.
387
00:16:17,065 --> 00:16:18,046
The police?
388
00:16:18,146 --> 00:16:20,769
It's the right thing to do.
389
00:16:20,869 --> 00:16:22,971
- Sarah was right.
- Yeah.
390
00:16:23,071 --> 00:16:25,133
The only way to keep up the story
391
00:16:25,233 --> 00:16:27,976
was to turn myself in.
392
00:16:28,076 --> 00:16:30,885
But before I did that...
393
00:16:30,964 --> 00:16:33,887
I had to take care of
something important.
394
00:16:38,284 --> 00:16:39,918
Yeah, okay, it was... What?!
395
00:16:40,446 --> 00:16:42,388
Man, that's my... Ohh!
396
00:16:43,051 --> 00:16:45,133
Are you crazy?!
397
00:16:48,163 --> 00:16:50,165
Shit.
398
00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:53,233
How can I help you?
399
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:56,795
Yeah, I-I beat a man into a coma.
400
00:16:56,871 --> 00:16:58,613
Yeah. Now, before you judge too harshly,
401
00:16:58,666 --> 00:17:01,128
the man did try to take away
his daughter's promotion.
402
00:17:01,283 --> 00:17:04,066
So you could say he was just
looking out for his daughter.
403
00:17:04,181 --> 00:17:06,283
So, this guy you beat,
404
00:17:06,353 --> 00:17:07,415
he's not dead?
405
00:17:07,577 --> 00:17:08,709
Not yet.
406
00:17:08,877 --> 00:17:12,030
Okay, so we're all backed
up with actual murders,
407
00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:15,537
so take a seat and I'll get
to you when I get to you.
408
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:18,399
But... you mean he would
get quicker service
409
00:17:18,476 --> 00:17:19,393
if he actually killed someone?
410
00:17:19,474 --> 00:17:22,196
Yeah. Keep that in mind for next time.
411
00:17:24,155 --> 00:17:26,417
- Thanks, boys.
- It's quite sick.
412
00:17:34,918 --> 00:17:36,180
Hello?
413
00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:38,334
I want you to listen
to what I'm about to say.
414
00:17:38,397 --> 00:17:40,500
There's been a huge change of plan.
415
00:17:40,529 --> 00:17:43,210
- You don't understand...
- Shut up and listen.
416
00:17:43,239 --> 00:17:44,781
A job came up.
417
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,319
I'm doing it as we speak.
418
00:17:47,403 --> 00:17:49,906
And this one...
419
00:17:49,974 --> 00:17:51,836
it's going in the history books.
420
00:17:51,858 --> 00:17:54,213
The heat's gonna be out of control.
421
00:17:54,553 --> 00:17:56,647
I'll have to hightail
it out of the country.
422
00:17:56,798 --> 00:17:57,739
What?
423
00:17:57,768 --> 00:17:58,749
Another killing?
424
00:17:58,813 --> 00:18:00,755
Keep your mouth shut,
425
00:18:00,839 --> 00:18:03,190
and by this time tomorrow...
426
00:18:04,587 --> 00:18:06,409
you and Sarah will be out of harm's way.
427
00:18:06,509 --> 00:18:09,532
Well, I just turned myself
in for what you did
428
00:18:09,632 --> 00:18:11,634
to keep your name out of it.
429
00:18:12,803 --> 00:18:14,064
Seriously?
430
00:18:14,155 --> 00:18:15,397
Seriously.
431
00:18:15,807 --> 00:18:17,389
Huh.
432
00:18:17,842 --> 00:18:19,664
That's too bad.
433
00:18:19,947 --> 00:18:22,289
Especially if the guy in the coma dies.
434
00:18:22,389 --> 00:18:25,372
But... that's not my problem.
435
00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:27,635
See ya later, alligator.
436
00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:32,379
What was it?
437
00:18:34,891 --> 00:18:39,048
- You would not believe me, anyway.
- Try.
438
00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:45,816
- Texia is alive.
- You're right. I do not believe you.
439
00:18:46,247 --> 00:18:47,678
He's here is the country...
440
00:18:48,059 --> 00:18:50,558
So, I quickly brought Axel up to date
441
00:18:50,592 --> 00:18:51,766
on the situation.
442
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:54,947
At first he thought I was joking.
443
00:18:55,056 --> 00:18:58,720
Then he felt terrible for
what I'd been going through.
444
00:18:58,819 --> 00:19:01,642
And then he made me come to my senses.
445
00:19:01,758 --> 00:19:04,266
If Tex wants to kill, we
have to do something.
446
00:19:04,349 --> 00:19:07,162
Hell no. You do not know
who we are dealing with.
447
00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:09,222
Hey, uh, sorry to keep you waiting.
448
00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:10,824
Let's get you booked.
449
00:19:10,924 --> 00:19:15,278
- We have to do something. We are Dicks.
- And more than that.
450
00:19:15,505 --> 00:19:18,364
- We are Swedish Dicks.
- So now we go.
451
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,034
Hey!
452
00:19:21,134 --> 00:19:23,236
Come back here!
453
00:19:23,336 --> 00:19:26,760
- Do you know where Tex is?
- I think so.
454
00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:30,403
The last thing he said was,
"See ya later, alligator."
455
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,966
Yeah? And?
456
00:19:33,066 --> 00:19:35,288
That's the tag line from a movie
457
00:19:35,388 --> 00:19:36,392
we worked on together,
458
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:40,429
and we shot the end scene at
the Sears building downtown.
459
00:19:42,757 --> 00:19:45,200
Okay, you go that way. Be careful.
460
00:21:07,545 --> 00:21:09,447
Hello?
461
00:21:09,710 --> 00:21:11,331
What the hell is going on?
462
00:21:11,431 --> 00:21:12,813
Nothing.
463
00:21:12,913 --> 00:21:15,041
Axel, don't lie to me.
464
00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:17,484
I'm at the police station
right now with Sun,
465
00:21:17,615 --> 00:21:19,472
and they said that you ran away?
466
00:21:19,537 --> 00:21:21,960
Yeah. It's... It's a little complicated.
467
00:21:21,966 --> 00:21:23,067
Okay, so where are you?
468
00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:24,720
Where the hell are you?!
469
00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:26,796
Look, I'll call you later.
470
00:22:03,315 --> 00:22:05,317
- Hey
- Whaa!
471
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:18,023
Always had a lot of
respect for you, Ingmar.
472
00:22:18,123 --> 00:22:20,125
Never give up.
473
00:22:20,301 --> 00:22:22,443
Never quit.
474
00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:26,511
You always wanted to
make the stunts better.
475
00:22:26,611 --> 00:22:28,874
But this isn't a stunt.
476
00:22:28,974 --> 00:22:31,236
It's for real.
477
00:22:31,336 --> 00:22:33,578
And you're the main character.
478
00:22:37,336 --> 00:22:39,338
Good-bye, old friend.
479
00:22:46,086 --> 00:22:47,228
Did you just...
480
00:22:47,538 --> 00:22:49,680
No.
481
00:22:49,773 --> 00:22:51,847
- Yes, you did.
- No.
482
00:22:51,893 --> 00:22:53,835
- Say it.
- No.
483
00:22:53,943 --> 00:22:55,004
Say it!
484
00:22:55,292 --> 00:22:56,233
- No!
- Say it!
485
00:22:56,324 --> 00:22:58,326
No!
486
00:23:02,304 --> 00:23:04,526
Seriously?
487
00:23:04,814 --> 00:23:06,956
You came in here like
a fuckin' movie star
488
00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:09,012
and you couldn't even...
489
00:23:23,156 --> 00:23:25,158
How ya doin', pal?
490
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,002
How am I doin'?
491
00:23:30,060 --> 00:23:32,682
Well, I'm glad it was one of you guys
492
00:23:32,821 --> 00:23:37,086
and not some cop or FBI agent
493
00:23:37,498 --> 00:23:39,223
or fast food worker.
494
00:23:39,336 --> 00:23:42,710
Why would it be a fast food worker?
495
00:23:42,961 --> 00:23:44,963
No fuckin' clue.
496
00:23:45,513 --> 00:23:47,896
You know, you were right.
497
00:23:48,153 --> 00:23:50,839
What you said about saving my life.
498
00:23:50,973 --> 00:23:53,115
- I was?
- Yep.
499
00:23:53,638 --> 00:23:55,059
Damn.
500
00:23:55,291 --> 00:23:57,680
I guess I wasn't pure evil after all.
501
00:23:57,767 --> 00:24:01,211
Nope. But pretty damn close.
502
00:24:02,532 --> 00:24:04,534
I can live with that.
503
00:24:05,571 --> 00:24:07,573
Yeah.
504
00:24:21,947 --> 00:24:23,409
Why are you slow-clapping?
505
00:24:24,268 --> 00:24:25,485
You think that was slow?
506
00:24:25,604 --> 00:24:27,606
I show you this.
507
00:24:34,867 --> 00:24:36,869
So there you have it.
508
00:24:38,927 --> 00:24:41,229
My story.
509
00:24:41,308 --> 00:24:43,132
How I got my daughter back.
510
00:24:43,429 --> 00:24:45,331
How I ended up with a new partner
511
00:24:45,423 --> 00:24:47,115
who, believe it or not,
512
00:24:47,515 --> 00:24:48,936
saved my life.
513
00:24:49,036 --> 00:24:50,534
Argh. I'm pretty sure
514
00:24:50,594 --> 00:24:51,725
at some point in the near future
515
00:24:51,754 --> 00:24:53,429
I will regret what I'm about to say,
516
00:24:53,699 --> 00:24:55,882
but... well, fuck it.
517
00:24:55,990 --> 00:24:57,571
What?
518
00:24:57,992 --> 00:25:00,548
You are the best dad ever.
519
00:25:01,144 --> 00:25:04,007
Just doin' my job, pumpkin.
520
00:25:04,249 --> 00:25:06,551
I most impressed by this boy-man
521
00:25:06,651 --> 00:25:08,954
who shoot to save him.
522
00:25:09,054 --> 00:25:11,897
Yeah, thank you for
saving my life, partner.
523
00:25:21,287 --> 00:25:24,110
And how I finally was able to put
524
00:25:24,266 --> 00:25:26,828
the ghost of Tex to rest.
525
00:25:27,907 --> 00:25:29,849
- No touch.
- No.
526
00:25:38,377 --> 00:25:39,908
Or did I?
527
00:25:40,530 --> 00:25:44,663
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