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INGMAR: The city at night,
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it could be a dangerous place.
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Get down! With your hands up!
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Do it!
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INGMAR: Because that's
when the bad guys...
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...like to come out and play.
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Two of you are lucky
that I'm in a good mood today.
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Otherwise, I'd kick both your asses!
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Make sure he is not a cop.
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Hey! Why don't you prove to me
you ain't no cop?
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Ooh, great abs. You work out?
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Mostly good genes.
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From my mother's side.
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I would like to meet her one day.
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[CLICKS TONGUE]
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[LAUGHS]
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So, to keep things fair, see? No wire.
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And no abs.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Hey, real men don't need abs.
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Can we get down to biz?
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You got the cars. I got the money.
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Great. We'll take you to the cars.
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Hey, not so fast.
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I don't do business
with someone I haven't met.
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Dimitri, I need to meet him.
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Nobody meets Dimitri.
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Who are you?
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Who am I?
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Ha!
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Who am I?
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Ha!
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Who am I?
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Ha!
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Hey! Excuse me.
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Could you please stop
making those crazy noises?
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You're scaring my kids.
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TRIP: Whoa.
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[GRUNTS]
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So what do you say? You get me
a meeting with Dimitri or what?
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We'll talk to him.
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See what he says.
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Let's get the fuck outta...
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[ENGINE STARTS]
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?
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And the Oscar goes to Mr. Excellent Job!
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Yeah. Really?
Because I was kinda nervous.
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No! It was brilliant!
Down to the very last detail.
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Including the fake pee.
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What? I didn't... Yeah. Oh.
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?
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Swedish Dicks 1x07
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- Synced & Corrected by Dragoniod -
www.addic7ed.com
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I think it was the sound of the gun
going off that made me, you know...
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Eh, the same thing happened to me once.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah. When I was a baby.
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[CELL PHONE BUZZES]
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What's that?
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What?
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That sound.
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Oh, shit!
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Yeah?
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[INDISTINCT MUMBLING]
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Great.
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Was that Dimitri?
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[CHUCKLES] Yeah.
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He wants to meet me tomorrow.
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[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
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INGMAR: Yes! High five!
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Ingmar!
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How they hangin'?
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To the left. As usual.
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Of course they are, you
socialist son of a bitch!
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Good to see ya!
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Ingmar, you're not still
mad at me, are ya?
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For ten years I'm your stunt double
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makin' you look like a
kickass action star,
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and when shit hits the
fan, I need you to
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back me up, you completely abandon me,
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so the answer to your question is yes!
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Not cool, man. Not cool.
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Hi. I'm Axel, by the way.
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All right. I should've backed you up.
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You know how it is in this biz.
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You back the wrong pony,
your career is over.
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Finito. Kaput. Done.
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I'd say more words like
that, but I've run out.
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I think you get the point, huh?
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So, you're here to finally apologize?
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- God no. In fact...
- [CHUCKLES]
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...as far as the stunt
community goes, you are toxic.
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I had to come in through the back
entrance just in case somebody saw.
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Get the hell out of my office.
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I wanna hire you.
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To do what?
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To see if one of your
mistresses is cheating on you?
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No.
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It's my daughter. Nicky.
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CHIP: Say hi, Nicky.
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S'up?
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She's being bullied. Digitally.
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- Oh. Oh, that's terrible.
- CHIP: Yeah, it is.
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And what's worse, we have
no idea who's doin' it.
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Well, Ingmar's busy on
another assignment,
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but I'd be glad to take your case.
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I mean, not only to help your daughter,
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but because, believe it or not,
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I, myself, have often been
the victim of bullying.
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Why wouldn't I believe it?
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I mean, Jesus Christ, look at ya.
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I mean, no offense, boychik,
but I need a real P.I.
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Hey. Don't you talk to him like that.
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Actually, he's not half bad.
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Ing, coming from you,
that's a real compliment.
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All right, okay, you're hired.
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Oh.
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Congratulations, boychik.
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[CHUCKLES]
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?
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Sometimes, the end did
justify the means.
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And sometimes it wasn't only at night
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bad guys came out to play.
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[GUNSHOT]
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[WOMAN SCREAMS]
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?
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Some of them had no problem
at all revealing themselves
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in the full light of the sun...
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which unfortunately was
something I became
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even more painfully aware
of in the upcoming days.
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You must be the badass I've
been hearing so much about.
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And you must be Dimitri.
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Sorry about the mess.
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Well, like they say, "Good
help is hard to find."
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"Good help is hard to find"?
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[LAUGHS] Yes! Good help is hard to find!
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[ALL LAUGH]
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I love it! Here!
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Oh, that's a nice gift, but
no, I can't accept it.
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Not a gift.
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I want you to use it.
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On her.
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You...
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Right! When in Rome. [CHUCKLES]
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Pull the fucking trigger,
so I know you're not a cop.
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Mm-hmm.
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[CLICKS]
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[INHALES]
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If I let you kill my last maid,
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who do you think would clean up
the fucking place?
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Who would clean up
the fucking place? [LAUGHS]
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[ALL LAUGH]
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No me, no you. I'm not a cleaning lady.
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Who would clean up
the fucking place? [LAUGHS]
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Yeah, you got me there.
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While I tried my best
not to kill the maid,
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which I didn't want to,
or to kill Dimitri,
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which I really wanted to,
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Axel was getting ready to
do some undercover work
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at our client's daughter's school.
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Remember, I have to look
young enough to pass
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as a Swedish high school
exchange student.
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Yeah, piece of cake.
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What do you think?
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Y... I think you didn't do anything.
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Nothing to do. You already look
like a prepubescent teenager.
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We've been here two hours.
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It takes a long time to do nothing.
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?
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SUN: We here.
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Your car. It's really nice.
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This not my car.
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No? Whose is it?
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Don't know. Don't care.
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You stole it?
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I no steal!
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I borrow.
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Shit.
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What?
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Authority figure.
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Quick. Kiss me like you
kiss Mommy good-bye.
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No.
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Hey, uh...
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[GRUNTING]
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See? Kissing like Mommy totally work.
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No. That's not how moms
kiss their kids good-bye.
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What? I no use tongue.
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?
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[EXHALES]
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[EXHALES] Ah.
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[EXHALES]
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So...
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you've met me like you asked.
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Are you ready to buy my cars?
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Not sure yet.
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[EXHALES] What's the hold up?
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Still tryin' to figure out what
kinda man I'm dealing with.
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If I can trust him.
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When you say "him", you mean me, right?
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Right.
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Sorry. English sometimes
little confusing.
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So how 'bout I show you
how much I trust you
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and that way maybe you'll trust me?
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That sounds good.
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What are you doing?
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In animal kingdom, this is trust.
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Ultimate.
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It's ultimate for sure.
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[BREATHES HEAVILY] Do you see anything?
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I think you know what I see.
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Do you see any signs... of the "C?"
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The "C?"
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The big "C."
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Well, the "C" is not that big right now,
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but I'm-I'm sure in the
right circumstances...
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[CHUCKLES LIGHTLY] you do pretty
well for yourself, Dimitri.
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No, no! The big "C!" Cancer!
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Cancer?
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[EXHALES] The doctors
say I have it maybe.
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I-I'm waiting for test result.
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[EXHALES]
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Do you see any sign?
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[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
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So, you're a Swedish
foreign exchange student?
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Yeah. That thing is right!
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Which is sad. Yeah.
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You look a little old
to be in high school.
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Well, I have aged very badly
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because my homeland has
very cold weather.
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And, uh, very high taxes, you
know, so it's... it gets...
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[BLOWS AIR THROUGH LIPS]
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Jumpin' jiminy!
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I wouldn't mind sharing
my herring with her!
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[CHUCKLES]
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I heard, uh, you two were
supposed to go on a date.
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Yeah, but she canceled
at the last minute.
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I'd already bought the movie tickets.
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And the condoms.
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Mm-hmm.
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I suppose that must have
made you very angry at her.
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Yeah. I wanted to kill her.
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?
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Well, uh, thank you so mycket much
for a very interesting conversation!
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I'm going to kill him.
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Kill who?
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The doctor. [SIGHS]
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Just because he told you
you might have cancer?
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Yes.
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That's your answer
for everything, isn't it?
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Something pisses you off, you kill it.
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I can't help it. I am wired this way.
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Besides, people fear me
is good for business.
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Business I understand,
but you also do it
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when it has nothing
to do with business.
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Like with your maid.
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That was totally business.
That wasn't my maid.
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That was a hit man disguised
as a maid sent to kill me.
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Okay.
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Now, what about the stunt man
some ten years ago
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that you killed because he was
sleeping with your girlfriend?
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Uh, I-I didn't kill this
fucking stunt man! No.
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No?
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No.
264
00:13:29,572 --> 00:13:31,113
That's not what I heard.
265
00:13:31,230 --> 00:13:35,814
Believe me, I wanted to.
Yes, nice and slow.
266
00:13:35,914 --> 00:13:40,198
But the little shit
died on me before I could.
267
00:13:41,752 --> 00:13:45,134
BOTH: Go! Fight! Win! Go! Fight! Win!
268
00:13:45,296 --> 00:13:47,845
Go Tigers!
269
00:13:47,972 --> 00:13:48,913
Whoo!
270
00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:50,379
Whoo!
271
00:13:50,432 --> 00:13:52,133
[ALL LAUGH]
272
00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:53,678
That's so good!
273
00:13:53,685 --> 00:13:56,361
In Sweden we don't have,
uh, cheerleaders.
274
00:13:56,630 --> 00:13:58,628
- What? That's impossible!
- Why not?
275
00:13:58,703 --> 00:14:00,775
We don't really have
that much to cheer for.
276
00:14:00,879 --> 00:14:02,181
Really, it's...
277
00:14:02,367 --> 00:14:04,268
You know, by the way, I heard you two
278
00:14:04,353 --> 00:14:06,895
are best friends forever
with, uh, Nicky Stone.
279
00:14:06,964 --> 00:14:08,757
Were BFFs.
280
00:14:08,851 --> 00:14:10,490
Really? What-what happened?
281
00:14:10,604 --> 00:14:12,154
She started putting on weight.
282
00:14:12,243 --> 00:14:14,144
So we had to cut her from the squad.
283
00:14:14,182 --> 00:14:16,244
So she told us to go fuck ourselves.
284
00:14:16,336 --> 00:14:18,338
- Can you believe that shit?
- Mm.
285
00:14:19,062 --> 00:14:22,725
[CHANTING] Can you believe,
believe, believe that shit?
286
00:14:23,019 --> 00:14:25,241
Whoo!
287
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,036
Whoo! [CHUCKLES]
288
00:14:27,754 --> 00:14:30,616
Ya-ya, so-so,
when she told you to, uh...
289
00:14:30,688 --> 00:14:32,547
- BOTH: Go fuck ourselves?
- Yeah, yeah.
290
00:14:32,649 --> 00:14:34,690
You, uh, you were angry at her?
291
00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:36,745
[CHUCKLES] Oh, yeah.
292
00:14:37,872 --> 00:14:39,414
Actually, we wanted to kill her.
293
00:14:40,163 --> 00:14:41,854
We still do.
294
00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:44,205
?
295
00:14:44,948 --> 00:14:48,531
Well, th-th-thank you so mycket much
for a very interesting conversation.
296
00:14:48,631 --> 00:14:50,633
Thank you.
297
00:14:52,354 --> 00:14:54,356
BOTH: Go! Fight! Win!
298
00:15:02,042 --> 00:15:04,624
Okay. It's all there. Congratulations.
299
00:15:04,724 --> 00:15:08,699
You are now the proud owner
of 30 stolen luxury cars.
300
00:15:08,752 --> 00:15:10,134
- Great.
- Here.
301
00:15:10,527 --> 00:15:11,507
Your keys.
302
00:15:11,553 --> 00:15:12,815
Great.
303
00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:14,634
All the keys to all of my stolen cars.
304
00:15:14,703 --> 00:15:15,604
That's great.
305
00:15:15,822 --> 00:15:17,943
Don't sound so happy.
306
00:15:19,606 --> 00:15:20,827
You want some?
307
00:15:21,278 --> 00:15:22,580
No, I'm fine.
308
00:15:22,852 --> 00:15:24,853
- [SNIFFS]
- [SOFTLY] Yeah.
309
00:15:28,171 --> 00:15:28,912
[SNIFFS]
310
00:15:29,465 --> 00:15:31,847
Yeah, Chip, it's Axel.
311
00:15:32,078 --> 00:15:34,305
I just wanted to update you
on your daughter's case.
312
00:15:34,346 --> 00:15:36,527
You any closer to finding out who it is?
313
00:15:36,565 --> 00:15:38,467
Well, I've talked to
a lot of students...
314
00:15:39,364 --> 00:15:42,329
Ugh. I can't stand her ass.
She is so annoying.
315
00:15:42,472 --> 00:15:44,468
She told me that my hair
looked like a leprechaun.
316
00:15:44,608 --> 00:15:46,269
She took my essay from me.
317
00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:47,248
- Total...
- ...bitch.
318
00:15:47,419 --> 00:15:49,232
She messed up my science project
319
00:15:49,276 --> 00:15:50,570
because she wanted to take a selfie.
320
00:15:50,712 --> 00:15:54,164
She once pantsed me and sent
the video to my grandmother.
321
00:15:55,049 --> 00:15:56,509
She died the next day.
322
00:15:56,597 --> 00:15:58,138
I'm beginning to hate her, too.
323
00:15:58,597 --> 00:16:00,019
And I've narrowed the list
324
00:16:00,056 --> 00:16:02,548
of who might be bullying
your daughter down to...
325
00:16:02,642 --> 00:16:04,063
43 people.
326
00:16:04,148 --> 00:16:05,020
Forty-three!
327
00:16:05,102 --> 00:16:06,706
Well, your daughter
has a lot of enemies.
328
00:16:06,743 --> 00:16:08,084
Of course she does!
329
00:16:08,247 --> 00:16:10,308
And you would too if your
daddy was a movie star!
330
00:16:10,432 --> 00:16:13,094
Well, I guess that makes sense.
331
00:16:14,136 --> 00:16:17,330
Uh, listen, um, I-I'll call
you back when I know more.
332
00:16:17,403 --> 00:16:19,405
Okay? Bye.
333
00:16:20,550 --> 00:16:23,972
Exactly who are you and what
are you doing on this campus?
334
00:16:24,211 --> 00:16:26,273
I am a Swedish exchange student!
335
00:16:26,412 --> 00:16:28,413
The hell you are.
336
00:16:30,002 --> 00:16:31,423
Norwegian?
337
00:16:31,492 --> 00:16:34,394
So, you've been hired by Nicky's father
338
00:16:34,446 --> 00:16:36,136
to find out who's been bullying her?
339
00:16:36,226 --> 00:16:37,647
Yeah, that's correct.
340
00:16:37,739 --> 00:16:39,000
You can kill the accent.
341
00:16:39,217 --> 00:16:41,416
Right. Sorry. Absolutely.
342
00:16:41,493 --> 00:16:42,634
You're still doing it.
343
00:16:43,147 --> 00:16:45,148
N-no. No.
344
00:16:45,858 --> 00:16:47,799
Well, I-I-I'll try harder.
345
00:16:48,024 --> 00:16:50,146
Well, I appreciate what her
father is trying to accomplish,
346
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,905
because bullying is not a good thing.
347
00:16:53,029 --> 00:16:55,251
But I really wish he had
told us he was hiring
348
00:16:55,289 --> 00:16:57,370
a private investigator to
infiltrate the school.
349
00:16:57,418 --> 00:16:59,847
But now that you know, it'll
be okay if I continue?
350
00:16:59,901 --> 00:17:01,495
No. It's against the school policy.
351
00:17:01,514 --> 00:17:04,297
Ah. Well, I'll just have
to figure out another way
352
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:06,543
of finding out who's been doing it.
353
00:17:06,730 --> 00:17:09,673
Which is a shame because I
really enjoy speaking like this!
354
00:17:09,757 --> 00:17:11,658
Yeah, I'm not hearin' a difference.
355
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:13,833
Oh, yeah. Thank you.
356
00:17:13,990 --> 00:17:17,122
INGMAR: While Axel once
again had his cover blown,
357
00:17:17,165 --> 00:17:19,067
I ran into a dead end.
358
00:17:19,354 --> 00:17:21,215
I hadn't found Tex's killer.
359
00:17:21,636 --> 00:17:25,604
All I had was a bunch of keys
to a bunch of stolen cars.
360
00:17:25,699 --> 00:17:27,761
There was only one person
who could help me.
361
00:17:27,853 --> 00:17:30,915
So, you robbed two robbers
who robbed a poker game?
362
00:17:30,993 --> 00:17:32,694
They were dead when I robbed them.
363
00:17:32,769 --> 00:17:34,951
Dead? Did you kill them?
364
00:17:35,045 --> 00:17:38,348
Of course not. They killed
each other over some broad.
365
00:17:38,627 --> 00:17:40,846
[SIGHS] Okay, so let
me get this straight.
366
00:17:40,974 --> 00:17:42,836
You wanted the stolen money
367
00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:44,842
- so that you could get near "The Nob"?
- Yeah.
368
00:17:44,908 --> 00:17:46,433
By pretending you wanted to buy
369
00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:47,933
some stolen cars he was selling.
370
00:17:48,017 --> 00:17:49,465
- Which you bought.
- Yeah.
371
00:17:49,518 --> 00:17:51,940
And now I own them.
372
00:17:52,353 --> 00:17:54,748
And all this because you thought
373
00:17:54,836 --> 00:17:56,658
he was responsible for Tex's death.
374
00:17:57,305 --> 00:17:58,285
Yeah.
375
00:17:58,949 --> 00:18:01,050
Now, please, what am I supposed to do
376
00:18:01,118 --> 00:18:02,851
with these stolen cars? Huh?
377
00:18:04,046 --> 00:18:06,282
Okay, before I tell you
what to do about the cars,
378
00:18:06,373 --> 00:18:07,674
I need you to promise me
379
00:18:07,743 --> 00:18:09,545
that you're gonna let
this whole Tex thing go.
380
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:10,661
Yeah, I promise.
381
00:18:10,738 --> 00:18:13,220
Okay, again, but this time with feeling.
382
00:18:15,321 --> 00:18:18,263
[SOFTLY] I promise.
383
00:18:18,611 --> 00:18:22,795
Now please give me some expert legal
advice what to do with these cars.
384
00:18:22,895 --> 00:18:26,158
Okay. Here it is. You ready?
385
00:18:26,258 --> 00:18:27,479
Yeah.
386
00:18:27,579 --> 00:18:28,519
Nothing.
387
00:18:28,619 --> 00:18:30,441
- Nothing?
- Nothing.
388
00:18:30,541 --> 00:18:31,822
You leave them where they are
389
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:33,238
and you pray no one
connects you back to them,
390
00:18:33,322 --> 00:18:35,323
because if they do...
391
00:18:35,433 --> 00:18:37,635
you could be in big, big, big trouble.
392
00:18:38,171 --> 00:18:39,232
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
393
00:18:40,018 --> 00:18:42,540
Okay. [INHALES]
394
00:18:44,705 --> 00:18:45,566
Hello?
395
00:18:45,611 --> 00:18:46,752
AXEL: Hey, what up, bitch?
396
00:18:46,852 --> 00:18:47,753
Huh?
397
00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:51,217
- What did you say?
- I've been hanging out with the Kids.
398
00:18:51,623 --> 00:18:56,015
Do you know someone who can
help me hack the internet?
399
00:18:57,546 --> 00:19:01,880
Yes, I think I have the right man. His name is Lloyd, Big Lloyd.
400
00:19:02,368 --> 00:19:05,431
INGMAR: Big Lloyd, he was
the best in the biz,
401
00:19:05,664 --> 00:19:07,245
and we go way back,
402
00:19:07,368 --> 00:19:09,630
but all the hours behind the computer
403
00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:11,032
got the best of him
404
00:19:11,085 --> 00:19:13,662
and his family begged him to quit.
405
00:19:15,358 --> 00:19:17,340
No.
406
00:19:17,386 --> 00:19:18,447
Monica. Come on.
407
00:19:19,155 --> 00:19:21,036
Lloyd's not doing that shit anymore!
408
00:19:21,088 --> 00:19:24,190
I know, but this is for a good cause.
409
00:19:24,298 --> 00:19:26,040
Someone's bullying a high school girl.
410
00:19:26,170 --> 00:19:27,951
Yeah.
411
00:19:28,090 --> 00:19:29,751
[SIGHS]
412
00:19:29,812 --> 00:19:34,696
Lloyd! Ingmar's here and he
wants you to do some hacking.
413
00:19:35,421 --> 00:19:37,163
Yes! Hacking!
414
00:19:37,678 --> 00:19:39,940
?
415
00:19:40,110 --> 00:19:42,231
[BEEPING]
416
00:19:42,467 --> 00:19:44,689
So... you and Ingmar.
417
00:19:44,836 --> 00:19:46,838
You two go together about
as good as me and my ex.
418
00:19:47,168 --> 00:19:50,731
Yeah, it's true. We're
a little different.
419
00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:54,638
I know you. You were a DJ!
420
00:19:54,738 --> 00:19:56,120
Yes. That's right.
421
00:19:56,227 --> 00:19:57,555
You were good.
422
00:19:57,735 --> 00:20:00,157
Well, I wasn't bad.
423
00:20:00,257 --> 00:20:01,158
Why'd you quit?
424
00:20:01,258 --> 00:20:02,658
Long story.
425
00:20:02,759 --> 00:20:04,860
Maybe you should tell me.
426
00:20:04,991 --> 00:20:05,892
Some day.
427
00:20:06,742 --> 00:20:08,646
Or night.
428
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,041
What?
429
00:20:10,151 --> 00:20:12,593
Axel, she takes care of you.
430
00:20:13,651 --> 00:20:15,513
Oh-oh, yeah, yeah.
431
00:20:15,738 --> 00:20:19,401
Some day or night. Yes. Sure.
432
00:20:19,423 --> 00:20:20,401
I'd like that.
433
00:20:20,412 --> 00:20:21,266
[COMPUTERIZED VOICE] Accessing archives.
434
00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:22,405
I got your bully!
435
00:20:22,584 --> 00:20:23,725
Bingo!
436
00:20:24,020 --> 00:20:26,202
Yes!
437
00:20:26,536 --> 00:20:29,798
Someone named Mr. Niddels?
438
00:20:29,930 --> 00:20:31,872
AXEL: Mr. Niddels?
439
00:20:31,933 --> 00:20:34,598
I would never, ever bully
one of my own students.
440
00:20:34,706 --> 00:20:37,328
But we have proof. The messages
were sent from your computer.
441
00:20:37,397 --> 00:20:41,760
I-I don't care what the proof says. I didn't
send anything from my computer. I swear!
442
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:45,262
Hmm. I don't get it.
443
00:20:45,339 --> 00:20:46,620
All the evidence clearly points
444
00:20:46,661 --> 00:20:48,562
at Nicky's English teacher, but...
445
00:20:48,677 --> 00:20:51,580
I really believe him when
he says he didn't do it.
446
00:20:51,704 --> 00:20:53,405
You same as me.
447
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,842
You have strong female intuition.
448
00:20:56,224 --> 00:20:57,966
Yes. I do.
449
00:20:58,405 --> 00:20:59,946
Are you?
450
00:21:00,046 --> 00:21:02,047
Female?
451
00:21:03,529 --> 00:21:04,990
- Sun...
- [CELL PHONE CHIMES]
452
00:21:05,090 --> 00:21:07,091
[SIGHS]
453
00:21:10,174 --> 00:21:12,076
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
454
00:21:12,176 --> 00:21:12,897
Hello?
455
00:21:13,097 --> 00:21:14,157
Did you get the picture?
456
00:21:14,233 --> 00:21:15,294
AXEL: Yeah.
457
00:21:15,354 --> 00:21:17,196
Big Lloyd did a little
more work last night,
458
00:21:17,222 --> 00:21:20,033
and he pulled that picture off
of the teacher's computer.
459
00:21:20,157 --> 00:21:21,510
W-w-w-what do you mean?
460
00:21:21,601 --> 00:21:23,308
The teacher is not just bullying her?
461
00:21:23,376 --> 00:21:24,958
He's also taking pictures of her?
462
00:21:25,237 --> 00:21:26,197
You don't get it.
463
00:21:26,245 --> 00:21:29,384
That picture was taken from
the teacher's computer
464
00:21:29,535 --> 00:21:33,138
time stamped while Nicky was
typing on the computer.
465
00:21:33,898 --> 00:21:36,681
So she's bullying herself.
466
00:21:36,789 --> 00:21:39,431
What do you mean she's bullying herself?
467
00:21:39,567 --> 00:21:42,750
Nicky was upset about a grade
an English teacher gave to her,
468
00:21:42,881 --> 00:21:44,537
so she decided to get back at him.
469
00:21:44,568 --> 00:21:45,950
Ingmar, this is ridiculous.
470
00:21:46,035 --> 00:21:47,736
I'm beggin' ya. Take over the case.
471
00:21:48,327 --> 00:21:50,549
Find out the real truth
like a real detective.
472
00:21:50,649 --> 00:21:56,434
Axel is a real detective, and
he found out the real truth.
473
00:21:56,527 --> 00:21:57,828
You're loving this, aren't ya?
474
00:21:57,967 --> 00:21:58,978
Loving what?
475
00:21:59,161 --> 00:22:01,904
That for once in your miserable
life you have the upper hand.
476
00:22:02,199 --> 00:22:06,382
Because your daughter is a success,
and my daughter is a fuck up.
477
00:22:06,474 --> 00:22:08,275
- [LAUGHS]
- Agreed.
478
00:22:08,345 --> 00:22:10,046
You know why my daughter's a fuck up?
479
00:22:10,068 --> 00:22:11,469
- Because you're a bad parent?
- Shut up!
480
00:22:11,534 --> 00:22:14,056
Because I'm rich, because I'm famous,
481
00:22:14,150 --> 00:22:15,971
which is something he will never be.
482
00:22:16,103 --> 00:22:18,005
Well, you're not that famous, Chip.
483
00:22:18,324 --> 00:22:21,186
Tell that to the people in
Cyprus! The Greeks love me!
484
00:22:21,293 --> 00:22:22,514
We're outta here.
485
00:22:22,613 --> 00:22:24,161
?
486
00:22:24,233 --> 00:22:26,235
Okay, see you later, losers.
487
00:22:27,897 --> 00:22:29,899
Case closed.
488
00:22:30,958 --> 00:22:34,559
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489
00:22:34,842 --> 00:22:41,666
?
490
00:22:54,137 --> 00:22:58,375
?
491
00:23:04,359 --> 00:23:06,361
[CAR ALARM CHIRPS]
492
00:23:06,479 --> 00:23:09,442
[CAR ALARMS CHIRPING]
493
00:23:09,530 --> 00:23:16,142
[CHIRPING CONTINUES]
494
00:23:20,838 --> 00:23:23,601
?
495
00:23:23,651 --> 00:23:28,201
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