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Tessa: Some say your wedding day
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is the most romantic day of your life.
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But others would argue it's
the day after your wedding.
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[Smooches]
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Good morning, Mrs. Lafrique.
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Good morning, Mr. Mrs. Lafrique.
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[Chuckles]
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Ugh! While it may be
perfectly legal for you two
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to consummate this marriage
as often as you like,
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I doubt it's gonna get
you to school on time.
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[Vacuum whirring]
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Oh! Sorry, dear! I'm
behind on my hoovering!
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Oh! Are they consummating?!
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- Yeah.
- Aww.
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- [Whirring stops]
- Does "consummating"
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mean what I think it means?
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Are they [Bleep]
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That's what I thought it meant.
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Okay, out! All of you, out!
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- Okay.
- So sensitive.
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This is why people
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don't have their weddings
on a school night.
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Alih Jey: ♪ last night I
had a pleasant nightmare ♪
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♪ da-da-da-da ♪
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[dog barks]
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♪ da, da, da, da ♪
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Dalia: Okay.
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Lisa and Malik's wedding was
notable for another reason...
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it was the first school night in my
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- [Barks]
- whole, entire life...
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...that dad didn't come home.
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You didn't actually think
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that you were gonna sneak in
the back door unnoticed, did you?
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Okay. So, hello. Good morning.
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And, yes, you may have noticed
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that I'm wearing last night's clothes,
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but that's only because...
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I don't really need
you to paint the picture
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for me on this one, George, but thanks.
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So, let me just say
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that the assumption you made is correct,
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and, yes, although Dallas
and I s-spent the night
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visiting with one another...
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"visiting"? Is that what
people your age call it?
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It doesn't mean anything.
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We're not... it... it was
a one-time thing, okay?
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We're all adults,
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and it was a totally harmless
and unremarkable event.
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It was a huge mistake!
Our lives are ruined!
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Poor mommy. I know how you feel.
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My mouth almost hooked up
with a piece of wedding cake,
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but, luckily, I pulled
out at the last minute.
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Dalia, why would I do such a stupid thing?
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Because it was a wedding and you were alone
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and daddy Altman looks good in a suit
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and the scent of Jasmine was in the air
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and Jasmine makes you horny
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and "a different world" was a great show...
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and whatever happened to Jasmine guy?...
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and you and daddy Altman were meant to be.
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I will say...
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The sex was amazing.
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Whoo-hoo! Shamwow, baby!
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That's what I'm talking about!
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Did you, uh, do it animal-style?
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What does that mean?
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I think...
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It's with sautéed onions?
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Okay. Then, no. No, we didn't.
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But I will say, I needed that.
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Dallas kind of rocked my world.
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And we both totally know what it's like
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to get some good, good sex.
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[Laughs] It's just like, "whoops!
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I totally just had awesome
sex all over the place."
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[Chuckles]
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You have children, so I know
you've been with a woman,
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but I got to say... It
sounds like you haven't.
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I will take that as a compliment.
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Tessa: Whoa, this says you guys are allowed
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to cheat off one another.
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That... that can't be right.
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No, it's true.
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In addition to a bank account,
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married classmates can
legally share a G.P.A.
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And we also get to share a marriage locker.
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[Gasps]
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Look, sweetie, it's a double-wide!
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- Wow, pretty sweet.
- Oh, we also decided
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to get a new joint e-mail account.
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So, from now on, you can reach us both at
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lisaandmalikunitedinlove17@
computerforyou.com
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there were 16 other
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lisaandmalikunitedinlove
accounts at computerforyou.com?
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Open your eyes, Tessa. Love is all around.
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Lisa was right.
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It seemed like wherever I looked,
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people had things going on in their lives.
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Lisa and Malik had their
new marriage to share,
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George had a crazy wedding hookup,
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and my ex-boyfriend Ryan... had June.
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Watching them dance at Lisa's wedding
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made that painfully obvious.
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But me, I was done with love,
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and, for now, I just needed
a way to occupy myself.
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It's good to see you
back at the club, George.
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We've missed you.
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Well, it's... it's... it's good to be here.
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Thank you for inviting me.
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Uh-oh! [Chuckles]
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[Singsong voice] Looks like someone
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ordered the sautéed onions.
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[Chuckles]
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Oh, nothing... Dear.
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It's good to see you,
Dallas. You're looking well.
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You too, daddy. Is this seat taken?
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- Dallas, what are you doing?
- What do you mean?
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Isn't this a little inappropriate?
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How so?
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George, could you pass the sugar, please?
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Dallas: Oh, I'll pass it.
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[Ethereal music plays]
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Fantasizing about Dallas
had become a full-time job.
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It's a problem. I don't know what to do.
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It's really interfering with my work.
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Is it?
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Maybe these designs are
just... ahead of their time.
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I, for one, would love
a buttocks bonus room.
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It's not even that I
have feelings for Dallas
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or I want to get back together,
but... It's just that night.
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I can't get it out of my head.
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She's really under my skin, Fred.
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You know, when I
accidentally feel something,
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I write a letter.
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- A letter? To who?
- To no one.
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In one glorious letter, you get it all out.
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Nothing is too taboo or risque.
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And then, when the letter is writ,
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you tuck it away somewhere safe,
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and then you never read
it or think about it
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or feel any of those feelings, ever again.
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How many of these...
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346.
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I see. Well, it's worth a shot.
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Hey, hey, hey, and... and may I keep these?
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I really want to try to sell Sheila
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on adding a breastfast nook.
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With my best friend off nesting
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and no boyfriend to speak of,
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I had no other choice but
to find a new circle...
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a knitting circle.
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I was the first girl in my
town to straddle a bicycle seat.
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- Wow! Trailblazer.
- Mm-hmm.
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Oh, hey, George.
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- Is that your brother?
- He's my dad.
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He lets you call him "George"?
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He tolerates it.
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Gertrude: Is he single?
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Gertrude, knock it off!
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What?
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Just because I'm 80 doesn't
mean I'm not... still horny.
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[Laughter]
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Uh... Tessa, could I speak
with you for a moment?
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Um... W-What the hell is that?
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That's my quilting
circle. Aren't they a hoot?
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Since when do you have
a... Quilting circle?
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Ever since I found myself
with no friends, activities,
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or a love life.
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They're helping me quilt a wedding present
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for Lisa and Malik, and
providing awesome stories
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and a super-cool hang.
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Uh-huh. Y-You don't... think
they're a little old for you?
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Pshaw!
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Don't be ageist, George.
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We're seniors.
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[School bell rings]
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[Indistinct conversations]
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Tessa: Hi, newlyweds.
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- Hi.
- Hello. [Sighs]
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Is something wrong?
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Now that we're married, we decided
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that Malik should handle our finances
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and I should handle our social calendar.
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Great.
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Not great. He's nickel-and-diming me.
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I'm not nickel-and-diming you.
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I-I'm just pointing out
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that your special-order vegan entrées
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cost three times what a
normal person's meal does.
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I am not a normal person!
I am an above-average person.
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Or, I used to be, before your 2.4 G.P.A.
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- dragged mine through the mud.
- [Cellphone vibrates]
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Great. Y-You forgot my
grandmother's birthday.
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We just merged calendars today!
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- Which happens to be her birthday!
- Fine. I'll send flowers.
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You know who doesn't have
any of these problems?
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Esther, Kay, Gertrude, and Harriet.
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All their husbands are dead... and buried.
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Must be nice for them.
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I can't wait to be dead. Trust me.
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For Lisa and Malik, the honeymoon was over,
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but I was in the best
relationship of my life.
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Come on, ladies. Let's hit the road.
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But it's still early.
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[Chuckling] Oh, for you, maybe,
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but we're pretty tired,
and we need to get home
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to take out our teeth and hair
and eyeballs so we can relax.
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Okay, that's cool, but you guys
are coming back tomorrow, right?
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Because I have the whole day clear.
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We'll be here, Tessa, so
climb off our jockstraps.
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See ya.
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Maybe I was being a little clingy,
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but my heart was in the right place.
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Meanwhile, George struggled to make sense
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of what he was feeling.
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Letter-writing didn't
seem like the answer.
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But songwriting did.
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[Guitar playing]
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And by morning, George
had a song and I had...
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Oh, dear.
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[Ominous music plays]
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Hi, gals.
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Oh! What the hell is this?!
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I have been up all night. Isn't it great?
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Your hand is bleeding.
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Oh, yeah. This... happened around 4:00 A.M.
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My eyes aren't as sharp as my needles are.
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That's an old person's joke.
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A-And that's an eye-glass leash.
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Even I don't wear one of those.
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- Tessa, dear, this afghan is completed!
- [Gasps]
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You're too young to be staying inside
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with a bunch of old biddies.
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You should be out there,
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being groped by a young
man in a pork-pie hat.
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What?! No! No, that sounds... terrible.
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We don't need men.
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The five of us are stitched together.
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We're a... sewing sisterhood.
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Sister, you must me mad!
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T-There's not one of us here
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who wouldn't bag and sell the
others just to feel it again.
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Feel what again?
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- Love.
- Moisture.
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Anyhow, you've still got
your original hips and knees.
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You should be out there using them.
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Yes. Why don't you go on
a date with Kay's grandson?
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- Oh!
- He's around your age.
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[Sighs]
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I-If it's important to the sisterhood,
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yeah, I'll do it.
254
00:10:48,426 --> 00:10:49,692
You're 30, right?
255
00:10:49,693 --> 00:10:51,325
I'm 17.
256
00:10:51,326 --> 00:10:53,592
Oh, Esther has one your age.
257
00:10:53,593 --> 00:10:55,350
He's got freckles!
258
00:10:56,232 --> 00:10:58,333
While the sisterhood tried to force me
259
00:10:58,334 --> 00:10:59,899
back onto the dating scene...
260
00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:02,532
[Humming] George was
still feeling the aftershocks
261
00:11:02,533 --> 00:11:04,333
of his one-night stand.
262
00:11:04,334 --> 00:11:05,869
Between whose thighs?
263
00:11:05,870 --> 00:11:06,858
Whoa. What?
264
00:11:06,859 --> 00:11:08,670
Whose thighs were you
singing about just now?
265
00:11:08,671 --> 00:11:10,764
[Chuckles] Was I singing?
266
00:11:10,765 --> 00:11:13,931
Yes. It was very sultry.
267
00:11:13,932 --> 00:11:15,597
Oh. Well, that's weird,
268
00:11:15,598 --> 00:11:17,630
because I-I didn't even
realize I was singing.
269
00:11:17,631 --> 00:11:19,697
Must have been... something
I heard on the radio.
270
00:11:19,698 --> 00:11:20,997
Sing it again. I'll Shazam it.
271
00:11:20,998 --> 00:11:23,701
I'm... actually, I'm... I got
to take care of some things.
272
00:11:23,702 --> 00:11:25,447
No, I-I want to Shazam it,
George. Let me Shazam it.
273
00:11:25,448 --> 00:11:27,113
Well, no, Sheila. Why do you care?
274
00:11:27,114 --> 00:11:29,781
George, I like to stay
on top of what's current.
275
00:11:35,576 --> 00:11:38,197
Monopoly time at the Shay's.
276
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,864
I'm always the boot. I have to be the boot.
277
00:11:40,865 --> 00:11:42,361
And that's how I feel about the iron.
278
00:11:42,362 --> 00:11:44,082
- The iron?
- And the newlyweds were finding
279
00:11:44,083 --> 00:11:46,182
the games they played before marriage...
280
00:11:46,183 --> 00:11:48,116
Were no longer fun.
281
00:11:48,117 --> 00:11:49,653
- The iron?
- Yeah, it's the best piece on the board!
282
00:11:49,654 --> 00:11:50,682
[Laughs] The iron is?
283
00:11:50,683 --> 00:11:52,059
Oh, my God. I feel like I don't know you.
284
00:11:52,060 --> 00:11:54,125
No one suspects the iron. They discount it.
285
00:11:54,126 --> 00:11:55,792
And, slowly, it irons its way to victory.
286
00:11:55,793 --> 00:11:57,092
You sound like an idiot!
287
00:11:57,093 --> 00:11:58,225
Okay, what's going on over there?
288
00:11:58,226 --> 00:12:00,526
- Nothing! Nothing, just...
- [Sighs]
289
00:12:00,527 --> 00:12:01,858
having a little marital dispute
290
00:12:01,859 --> 00:12:04,131
- [clears throat]
- over which game piece is the best.
291
00:12:04,132 --> 00:12:05,931
- The iron.
- It is not the iron!
292
00:12:05,932 --> 00:12:08,117
Fred: So, Malik plays the
iron, and Lisa's the boot.
293
00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:09,951
What's the problem?
294
00:12:12,818 --> 00:12:15,450
We can... do that?
295
00:12:15,451 --> 00:12:16,583
Mm-hmm.
296
00:12:16,584 --> 00:12:18,050
I just thought, since we were married...
297
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We had to share everything.
298
00:12:19,718 --> 00:12:23,184
[Laughs] Goodness, no!
299
00:12:23,185 --> 00:12:24,984
Being married, you share less.
300
00:12:24,985 --> 00:12:26,474
[Chuckles] When you're dating,
301
00:12:26,475 --> 00:12:28,604
it's all sunshine and breastfast rooms.
302
00:12:28,605 --> 00:12:30,072
[Chuckles, clears throat]
303
00:12:30,073 --> 00:12:32,038
But when you're married,
you finally get to be
304
00:12:32,039 --> 00:12:34,204
who you really are,
which, in Malik's case...
305
00:12:34,205 --> 00:12:36,705
Is the worst piece on the whole board.
306
00:12:36,706 --> 00:12:39,131
- Isn't that the thimble?
- Shut up, June.
307
00:12:39,531 --> 00:12:41,165
Victor!
308
00:12:41,698 --> 00:12:43,870
Sorry. I thought we were all thinking it.
309
00:12:43,871 --> 00:12:45,371
No, we were not all thinking it.
310
00:12:45,372 --> 00:12:46,837
I was.
311
00:12:46,838 --> 00:12:49,970
Fred and Sheila's advice came just in time.
312
00:12:49,971 --> 00:12:53,904
As for George, the cure for what ailed him
313
00:12:53,905 --> 00:12:57,037
came from a less-expected source.
314
00:12:57,038 --> 00:12:59,204
What's this?
315
00:12:59,205 --> 00:13:00,870
Sign-up sheet for the open mic.
316
00:13:00,871 --> 00:13:02,538
Open mic?
317
00:13:02,539 --> 00:13:03,805
That is why you're here, isn't it?
318
00:13:03,806 --> 00:13:06,037
I mean, you've been singing to
yourself for the past 20 minutes.
319
00:13:06,038 --> 00:13:10,471
U-Uh... Uh, yeah. Of course.
320
00:13:10,472 --> 00:13:12,437
That's... that's why I'm here.
321
00:13:12,438 --> 00:13:14,738
While George prepared
to pour his heart out,
322
00:13:14,739 --> 00:13:18,726
I tried to find space
in mine for... Arthur...
323
00:13:18,727 --> 00:13:20,060
Well...
324
00:13:20,061 --> 00:13:21,026
Esther's grandson.
325
00:13:21,027 --> 00:13:22,760
That was fun.
326
00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:25,227
- Oh!
- [Muffled] Oh.
327
00:13:25,228 --> 00:13:27,259
I'm so sorry, Arthur.
328
00:13:27,260 --> 00:13:28,908
You seem like a really nice boy.
329
00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:29,975
I'm just going through
330
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:33,133
a really heavy crafting period right now,
331
00:13:33,134 --> 00:13:36,066
and... I don't have romantic feelings...
332
00:13:36,067 --> 00:13:39,599
For anyone... least of all, you.
333
00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:40,999
Well... I feel like you could have
334
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,365
mentioned that a little earlier,
335
00:13:42,366 --> 00:13:45,665
before I wasted my
Saturday night and 50 bucks.
336
00:13:45,666 --> 00:13:47,233
I ordered a side salad.
337
00:13:47,234 --> 00:13:49,133
You added chicken.
338
00:13:49,134 --> 00:13:52,513
- [Door opens, closes]
- The truth was, I was more of an old lady
339
00:13:52,514 --> 00:13:54,513
than those old ladies were.
340
00:13:54,514 --> 00:13:56,979
But, unlike them, I was fine with it,
341
00:13:56,980 --> 00:14:00,346
and I was home in time to organize my yarn.
342
00:14:00,347 --> 00:14:02,146
[Indistinct conversations]
343
00:14:02,147 --> 00:14:04,679
Before I start, I'd just
like to thank the bartender
344
00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:06,380
for lending me his guitar.
345
00:14:06,381 --> 00:14:09,013
You guys like country music?
346
00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:10,346
Yeah, me neither.
347
00:14:10,347 --> 00:14:13,647
But, uh, that's just how
this one came out, so...
348
00:14:13,648 --> 00:14:16,446
[Clears throat]
349
00:14:16,447 --> 00:14:19,413
♪ I've never been a traveling man ♪
350
00:14:19,414 --> 00:14:22,712
♪ felt the city made me who I am ♪
351
00:14:22,713 --> 00:14:27,314
♪ but still, sometimes, I'm
inclined to take a leave ♪
352
00:14:28,813 --> 00:14:32,280
♪ in the north, I know I'd meet with harm ♪
353
00:14:32,281 --> 00:14:35,846
♪ and the west, it never held no charm ♪
354
00:14:35,847 --> 00:14:41,013
♪ but there is one place
that's got its hooks in me ♪
355
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:44,613
♪ if I could choose myself ♪
356
00:14:44,614 --> 00:14:49,913
♪ honey, I'd lose myself ♪
357
00:14:49,914 --> 00:14:53,712
♪ in Dallas ♪
358
00:14:53,713 --> 00:14:56,446
♪ hmm ♪
359
00:14:56,447 --> 00:14:59,413
♪ oh, the weather gets much hotter there ♪
360
00:14:59,414 --> 00:15:03,046
♪ comes a feeling that I can't compare ♪
361
00:15:03,047 --> 00:15:06,947
♪ and Dallas made a prisoner out of me ♪
362
00:15:08,713 --> 00:15:12,913
♪ I couldn't stay, although I'd wanted to ♪
363
00:15:12,914 --> 00:15:15,580
♪ but Dallas leaves me black and blue ♪
364
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:20,414
♪ but I'm lost when
I'm not in your company ♪
365
00:15:21,614 --> 00:15:24,946
♪ if I could choose myself ♪
366
00:15:24,947 --> 00:15:29,779
♪ I'm trying to tell you
I would lose myself ♪
367
00:15:29,780 --> 00:15:32,779
♪ when I'm beside myself ♪
368
00:15:32,780 --> 00:15:37,946
♪ I have to remind myself ♪
369
00:15:37,947 --> 00:15:40,946
♪ when I can't feel myself ♪
370
00:15:40,947 --> 00:15:45,812
♪ the only way to heal myself ♪
371
00:15:45,813 --> 00:15:47,980
♪ is in Dallas ♪
372
00:15:51,713 --> 00:15:55,214
[cheers and applause]
373
00:15:55,347 --> 00:15:57,048
Thank you.
374
00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:06,886
After a standing ovation and one encore,
375
00:16:06,887 --> 00:16:09,953
George decided to visit the actual Dallas,
376
00:16:09,954 --> 00:16:12,153
who'd been waiting to
hear what, if anything,
377
00:16:12,154 --> 00:16:13,654
that one night meant to him.
378
00:16:13,655 --> 00:16:16,821
♪ say something, I'm giving up on you ♪
379
00:16:16,822 --> 00:16:18,487
I didn't know if I should call, or...
380
00:16:18,488 --> 00:16:20,986
[Clears throat] ...not call.
381
00:16:20,987 --> 00:16:23,287
Well, somehow, you managed to do both.
382
00:16:23,288 --> 00:16:25,020
[Chuckles] Right.
383
00:16:25,021 --> 00:16:27,920
So, hey, ever since... the other night,
384
00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:30,120
I just feel that everything
385
00:16:30,121 --> 00:16:33,153
has been flowing for me, creatively.
386
00:16:33,154 --> 00:16:38,366
- ♪ I'll be the one, if you want me to ♪
- and I'm not mad at you anymore.
387
00:16:38,367 --> 00:16:40,107
Not for any of it.
388
00:16:40,108 --> 00:16:44,023
- ♪ anywhere, I would have followed you ♪
- I know our hooking up [Inhales] was weird,
389
00:16:44,024 --> 00:16:47,023
but I honestly feel it freed me.
390
00:16:47,024 --> 00:16:51,023
♪ say something, I'm giving up on you ♪
391
00:16:51,024 --> 00:16:54,216
Well, great. You're free.
392
00:16:54,924 --> 00:16:57,667
What... did I... say something wrong?
393
00:16:57,668 --> 00:17:03,500
- ♪ am feeling so small ♪
- No, but you didn't say anything right.
394
00:17:03,501 --> 00:17:06,167
Look, for you, it might
have been fun and freeing.
395
00:17:06,168 --> 00:17:07,879
- ♪ it was over my head ♪
- But for me...
396
00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:11,017
- ♪ I know nothing at all ♪
- It... it wasn't. It's... it's messy.
397
00:17:11,018 --> 00:17:12,583
And it shouldn't have happened.
398
00:17:12,584 --> 00:17:14,550
Okay, come on. Dallas, don't be like this.
399
00:17:14,551 --> 00:17:16,850
Can't we just... be friends?
400
00:17:16,851 --> 00:17:19,350
♪ and I ♪
401
00:17:19,351 --> 00:17:22,017
No offense, George, but
being friends with you
402
00:17:22,018 --> 00:17:23,050
is about as much fun
403
00:17:23,051 --> 00:17:25,450
as being kicked in the gut by a donkey.
404
00:17:25,451 --> 00:17:28,316
♪ I'm still learning to love ♪
405
00:17:28,317 --> 00:17:34,050
George didn't want a fight, but Dallas did.
406
00:17:34,051 --> 00:17:36,350
She wanted George to fight for her,
407
00:17:36,351 --> 00:17:37,883
and I knew how she felt.
408
00:17:37,884 --> 00:17:41,374
- ♪ say something, I'm giving up on you ♪
- Heading back?
409
00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:42,374
Yeah.
410
00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:46,008
I got a big geology final this week.
411
00:17:46,009 --> 00:17:48,073
If I don't figure out what
that means pretty soon,
412
00:17:48,074 --> 00:17:49,307
I'm gonna be in trouble.
413
00:17:49,308 --> 00:17:50,841
♪ I'm sorry that I couldn't get to you ♪
414
00:17:50,842 --> 00:17:52,641
Well, it was nice seeing you.
415
00:17:52,642 --> 00:17:55,607
Yeah. It was good seeing you, too.
416
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:58,708
I'm glad this is so normal.
417
00:17:58,709 --> 00:18:00,504
- ♪ anywhere, I would have followed you ♪
- What?
418
00:18:00,505 --> 00:18:03,628
Us. I'm... glad that we can be friends.
419
00:18:03,629 --> 00:18:04,962
It's nice.
420
00:18:04,963 --> 00:18:07,762
Yeah. Me too.
421
00:18:07,763 --> 00:18:09,921
Okay, well [Chuckles]
I guess I'll see you...
422
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,354
when you're... back in
town for the holidays.
423
00:18:12,355 --> 00:18:13,279
Actually, it looks like
424
00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:17,203
I'm... gonna be in Vail this
year with June and her family.
425
00:18:17,204 --> 00:18:19,905
- ♪ and I ♪
- Oh.
426
00:18:19,906 --> 00:18:21,805
I've never been away
for the holidays before.
427
00:18:21,806 --> 00:18:25,971
But I guess it'd be
stupid to... pass it up.
428
00:18:25,972 --> 00:18:27,038
I mean, it's Vail.
429
00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:29,238
- ♪ you're the one that I love ♪
- Yeah, it's Vail!
430
00:18:29,239 --> 00:18:30,939
How could you pass that up?
431
00:18:30,940 --> 00:18:32,338
Right.
432
00:18:32,339 --> 00:18:34,855
- ♪ and I'm saying goodbye ♪
- That's what I was thinking.
433
00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:37,638
Okay, well, uh...
434
00:18:37,639 --> 00:18:39,738
Drive safe.
435
00:18:39,739 --> 00:18:42,917
- ♪ say something, I'm giving up on you ♪
- Yeah. Thanks.
436
00:18:42,918 --> 00:18:45,118
Be cool.
437
00:18:49,085 --> 00:18:50,158
Be cool.
438
00:18:50,159 --> 00:18:54,407
♪ and I'm sorry that I
couldn’t get to you ♪
439
00:18:59,665 --> 00:19:05,724
♪ anywhere, I would have followed you ♪
440
00:19:06,323 --> 00:19:07,224
Tessa, dear.
441
00:19:07,225 --> 00:19:09,413
That cut on your hand has opened up again.
442
00:19:09,414 --> 00:19:10,725
Yeah, I know.
443
00:19:10,726 --> 00:19:12,558
It's a hard place to put a band-aid.
444
00:19:12,559 --> 00:19:13,892
It keeps falling off.
445
00:19:13,893 --> 00:19:16,059
You know what I do when
a band-aid won't stick?
446
00:19:16,060 --> 00:19:19,391
I take a piece of tape,
but, you know, the good kind,
447
00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:20,825
and you have to use your own...
448
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,658
And that's when I realized
449
00:19:22,659 --> 00:19:25,224
the cut on my hand wasn't the only injury.
450
00:19:25,225 --> 00:19:28,725
Ryan was my wound that wouldn't heal.
451
00:19:28,726 --> 00:19:33,059
And maybe, just maybe, he wasn't meant to.
452
00:19:33,060 --> 00:19:34,992
♪ day ♪
453
00:19:34,993 --> 00:19:37,375
There was a reason I'd been hiding
454
00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:39,941
behind my crochet needles,
455
00:19:39,942 --> 00:19:42,108
and that reason was Ryan Shay.
456
00:19:42,109 --> 00:19:44,941
♪ I will walk ♪
457
00:19:44,942 --> 00:19:46,631
Even after all this time...
458
00:19:46,632 --> 00:19:50,565
- ♪ and I will play ♪
- there was still something between us.
459
00:19:59,066 --> 00:20:02,366
♪ why can't I get just one kiss? ♪
460
00:20:02,646 --> 00:20:04,810
♪ why can't I get just one kiss? ♪
461
00:20:04,811 --> 00:20:07,636
♪ there may be some things
that I wouldn't miss ♪
462
00:20:07,637 --> 00:20:11,271
♪ but I look at your
pants, and I need a kiss ♪
463
00:20:18,637 --> 00:20:21,137
June! Can I get you a ginger ale?
464
00:20:21,138 --> 00:20:23,302
♪ why can't I get just one screw? ♪
465
00:20:23,303 --> 00:20:26,336
♪ why can't I get just one screw? ♪
466
00:20:26,337 --> 00:20:28,003
♪ believe me, I know what to do ♪
467
00:20:28,004 --> 00:20:31,438
♪ but something won't
let me make love to you ♪
468
00:20:35,238 --> 00:20:37,071
[horn honks]
469
00:20:43,796 --> 00:20:49,676
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