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VERNON: Previously on "Still the King"...
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I just wanna get back
to the real me, my music.
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- Charlotte.
- Val, how'd you been?
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If you're asking if
I've recovered from you
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breaking up my band, the answer is no.
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What do you say we hit
the bar down the street,
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get a couple drinks?
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Another time maybe.
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My-tre-ita.
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An upside down pineapple
is a sign of a swinger.
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Yes, I'm the champion of boats!
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You took your hand off.
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No, I'm the winner!
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PMS: paranormal men's society.
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- We're kicking you out, Walt.
- Why?
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You're making us all look crazy.
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?
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[changing radio stations]
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?
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[brakes squeal]
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?
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[explosion]
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Extremely bright light tracked
to southwest over... whoa!
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Object appears to be
hovering over the wheat field.
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?
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Crop circle.
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Approximately 25 by 25.
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Shape is circular.
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Possible [unintelligible] sequences.
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Wind velocity to zero
to... three miles per hour.
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Temperature is cold, frigid.
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- [grass stirs]
- [gasps]
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[unintelligible] figure,
temperament unknown.
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Approximately five feet tall. Hey!
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Hey!
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Oh.
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Hey!
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Damn it!
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I've had a close encounter.
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What's this?
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?
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Synced and corrected by louvette
www.addic7ed.com
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[rooster crows]
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?
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Did you get 'em?
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Wait for it.
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Wait for it.
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RONNIE AND VERN: [cheering]
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This is so stupid.
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Stupid?
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You know the hours we put in
to become skilled whips men?
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We?
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Ronnie, you couldn't even
whip the side of a barn?
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Oooh. Ooh.
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Oooh, challenge accepted.
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- [whip snaps]
- [crash]
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[laughing]
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What now?
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Hey, hey, what's going on?
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She made me do it.
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I merely suggested, okay Big difference.
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I told him it was a
bad idea from the start.
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Then why are you doing it too?
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Wasn't gonna let
son of a bitch out-whip me.
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- [whip snaps]
- [screams]
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Guys, guys, maybe it's
time you two started
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thinking about getting back to work.
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I got lots of song ideas
floating around the cabeza, hey.
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Hey, I could relaunch
"Onboard with Ronnie."
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Ronnie, I'm talking about a
real job that pays real money.
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Real job?
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You know, I don't like cling startch,
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but my God, this is getting ridiculous.
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Which is why both of
you potential fathers
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need to start contributing
to the household.
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If that's what it takes
to prove my devotion,
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- I'll do it.
- You know, Ronnie,
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with your whip fishing
skills, you can maybe go pro.
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Oh, you think?
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Charlotte, it might help
if you didn't egg him on.
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Guess we'll never know.
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[phone beeps]
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Anyway, I hit that
thing pretty damn square.
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[laughs] You hit it solid, too, man.
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[phone beeps]
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Damn it.
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- What's wrong?
- Hold on, I gotta call Mabel.
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?
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I feel like I've broken that lamp before.
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?
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Still haven't heard that guitar strum.
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I know, you're right about that.
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I'm getting ready to.
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It's just, uh... I've been working
on trying to be a better man.
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I'm trying to do the right thing by you.
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Why don't you play here, dumbass?
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Don't you think that's
a little beneath me?
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Vern, it's important you
just gotta get back out there.
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Hey, Kaitlynn, you wanna give
a former platinum-selling artist
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- a gig here?
- No, thank you.
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Let me talk to her.
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[sighs]
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- My boy, my boy.
- Say, Big E.
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The good book says,
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"If any man provide not
for those of his own house,
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he has to night own faith."
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The woman-th say-th she doesn't want me
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"to have-th thy gig."
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When have you ever
taken no for answer, son?
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By the way...
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You need to cut back
on your day drinking.
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?
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Hey, Kait.
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Hang on a second.
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What if me and my band
could pack this place out
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one night a week, and we split the door?
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Probably get some folks in here.
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He used to be pretty good.
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Fine.
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I'll give you Tuesdays.
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Perfect. What's today?
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Tuesday.
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Is that a problem?
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No, I don't have no problem.
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Thanks for vouching for me. I owe you.
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No, you don't owe me.
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About this band.
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What about it?
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Technically, I don't have one.
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[whispers] Vernon.
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Hey, Big Mike!
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Vernon Brown here.
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Get the band together tonight
for a gig here in Nashville.
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Of course you were
the first guy I called.
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- Thought maybe...
- [dial tone sounds]
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Hello? Hello?
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Yo, Travis, how 'bout you, big dog?
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Do what?
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Uh, I'm pretty sure that's
anatomically impossible.
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Hey, Pete, Vernon Brown here.
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I did not!
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Riggs, you four-fingered
son of a bitch, how you been?
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Oh, sorry to hear that.
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She was a great lady.
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Yep, well, listen,
enough small talk, hey,
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we're getting the band
back together tonight
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for a gig in Nashville.
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And of course you were
the first one I called.
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You're in?
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Alright, great!
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Yeah, eight o'clock.
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We'll be here.
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Alright.
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- ALL: [cheering]
- Good ol' Riggs, man.
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One down and... three to go.
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Then she says she wants
me to start paying rent.
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I mean, we've been living
together for like six years.
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Certainly that makes me a
common law owner or something.
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All I asked is if you had
any mailroom experience.
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What is up with this tiny couch?
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[groans] Cramp in my hammies.
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Okay, well, um, thanks
for coming in, Ronnie.
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I guess we'll call you if you, um...
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Well, well, well, who do we have here?
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Sorry, Mr. Fischer.
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Um, Ronnie here came in
about the mailroom position,
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but he's not a good fit.
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Well, he looks pretty fit to me.
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[laughs]
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Have you had any experience
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handling mail, Ronnie?
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Either spelling.
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Yeah, I've been handling
mail my whole life.
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Gotten some mail, opened most of it,
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sent some of it back.
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Of course you have.
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You know, Ronnie,
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I can see myself in you.
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- Oh, sir...
- Sssh.
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Welcome to Coy Stable, Ronnie.
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Saddle 'em up!
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Hee-ay!
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I got a job?
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Is this it?
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Come on.
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- [knocking at door]
- [siren wailing]
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You cops?
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No.
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Damn.
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Someone stole my roller
blades of my van, so...
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Whatever. Come in.
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Should we go? No, we gotta go.
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- We gotta go.
- No, come on in.
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Alright, welcome to the Palace De Mark.
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We got Che-Che over here
chilling with that snake.
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Say hello.
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We got Tugboat hanging out on the couch
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next to Old-Ass Helen.
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- What's up?
- [monkey screeching]
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Okay, if you're here about those ferrets,
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sorry about that, but
they're already spoken for.
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No thanks.
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Is that a monkey?
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What? A monk...
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[monkey screeching]
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Dang, you might be right.
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Tugboat, you been lying to me?
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Tugboat, you know you
shouldn't knock that down.
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- Tugboat.
- [monkey screeching]
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Sorry about that.
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- Is that your grandmother?
- Grandmother?
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No, Helen's a client, yo.
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I run a hospice on the side. What's up?
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Sorry, adult daycare.
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[laughs]
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Hey, your parents,
grandparents, whatever.
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We need IDs.
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Alright, okay, come this way.
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We're talking about
green cards, passports,
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Latin American extended stay visas?
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Um, no, no, none of that.
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Uh, we just need normal
IDs that say we're 21
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within the next two hours.
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Got it.
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And you're willing to
do whatever it takes
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to get these IDs, huh?
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We have 20 bucks.
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?
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That'll do. Yeah, okay, 20 bucks.
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Alright, let me see what we got here.
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We got Ohio, no thanks.
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Georgia.
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Hawaii. No, too exotic.
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You look like Montana.
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Here we go. Okay.
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Uh, there's nothing on this.
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Yeah, I put in Photoshop. [laughs]
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Couldn't you just add
the photo in Photoshop?
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Add the photo in Photosh...
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Oh, wow! Yes!
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Yes, I can do that!
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I can definitely do that.
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You get a discount.
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That's a timesaver. What's up?
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Alright, smile. Not like real smile.
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Smile like you hate your job.
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There you go.
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Alright, now keep your eye
out for a goofy looking fella
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about yeah tall, probably
dressed kinda weird.
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Oh, that's gotta be him.
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Hey, Charlotte's dad.
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Oh my God, man, I ain't
seen pants that tight
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since Aunt Dolly ripped the
ass-end out of her drawers
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stepping up to get on the holy roller
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at the county fair.
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What can I do? I'm a slave to fashion.
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Anyway, listen, I'm in
need of a keyboard player.
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And Charlotte said you may know one.
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I'm in.
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I'm totally in.
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Well, the gig's tonight.
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Okay, okay.
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Um, hey, Chet, I'm going to
need to tender my resignation
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effective immediately.
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00:10:26,549 --> 00:10:28,814
And I hope this doesn't
affect our friendship.
266
00:10:29,352 --> 00:10:30,651
Are you sure about this, man?
267
00:10:30,752 --> 00:10:32,555
Hey, hold on, Haus,
it's just a one-off gig,
268
00:10:32,580 --> 00:10:34,682
kind of a trial run,
so don't push your...
269
00:10:34,708 --> 00:10:35,794
Oh, okay.
270
00:10:36,425 --> 00:10:37,993
Hey, Chet, listen.
271
00:10:38,094 --> 00:10:41,698
About that resignation, um, I'm
going to need to rescind that
272
00:10:41,797 --> 00:10:44,366
and maybe get you to cover
my shift tonight instead?
273
00:10:44,659 --> 00:10:45,956
Dude, you're the manager.
274
00:10:46,368 --> 00:10:48,337
You can do whatever the hell you want.
275
00:10:48,436 --> 00:10:51,073
[laughing] I'll get my stuff.
276
00:10:53,007 --> 00:10:54,575
[bell rings]
277
00:10:54,675 --> 00:10:58,547
?
278
00:11:07,021 --> 00:11:09,263
VERN: Okay, I guess we'll
see you later then, Walt.
279
00:11:09,791 --> 00:11:11,726
Anyway, man, we got about two hours
280
00:11:11,826 --> 00:11:13,328
- to get this band together, okay?
- Okay.
281
00:11:13,429 --> 00:11:14,730
I got you on the keys.
282
00:11:14,829 --> 00:11:16,931
Got the finest guitar
player in all of Tennessee.
283
00:11:17,032 --> 00:11:18,366
Awesome.
284
00:11:18,467 --> 00:11:20,636
All I need to do is find
my old drummer Mo Moony.
285
00:11:20,736 --> 00:11:21,804
- Mo Moony?
- Mo Moony.
286
00:11:21,903 --> 00:11:23,571
It ain't gonna be easy
to find him either.
287
00:11:23,672 --> 00:11:25,240
Last I heard, he was
dating this little gal...
288
00:11:25,340 --> 00:11:26,929
Found him! Let's ride!
289
00:11:27,443 --> 00:11:28,777
Are you [bleep] me?
290
00:11:30,079 --> 00:11:33,180
[church bell tolls]
291
00:11:33,648 --> 00:11:34,895
So what do you think?
292
00:11:35,251 --> 00:11:36,552
Real nice work, Mo.
293
00:11:36,651 --> 00:11:39,121
Yeah, my headstone carving business
294
00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:40,621
has really taken off.
295
00:11:40,722 --> 00:11:43,358
But I'm happy to gig with
you guys nights and weekends.
296
00:11:43,458 --> 00:11:45,127
Sounds like we're in business.
297
00:11:45,152 --> 00:11:46,562
Now all we need's a bass player.
298
00:11:46,661 --> 00:11:48,096
You happen to know where Rick is?
299
00:11:48,196 --> 00:11:49,330
He was always a standup guy.
300
00:11:49,430 --> 00:11:50,873
Rick? Yeah.
301
00:11:51,333 --> 00:11:52,638
Rick's dead.
302
00:11:52,638 --> 00:11:55,108
?
303
00:11:55,206 --> 00:11:58,037
Well, got a real nice tombstone.
304
00:11:59,259 --> 00:12:01,046
I got a bass player we can use.
305
00:12:01,622 --> 00:12:02,547
Follow me.
306
00:12:02,647 --> 00:12:04,715
?
307
00:12:04,816 --> 00:12:05,951
Come on, guys.
308
00:12:06,051 --> 00:12:09,801
?
309
00:12:18,313 --> 00:12:19,347
She'll do.
310
00:12:19,504 --> 00:12:20,861
You don't wanna hear her play?
311
00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:23,375
- [guitar tunes]
- Unnecessary.
312
00:12:23,475 --> 00:12:25,055
- We're good.
- Yeah.
313
00:12:28,114 --> 00:12:31,837
?
314
00:12:31,916 --> 00:12:34,517
[phone ringing]
315
00:12:34,968 --> 00:12:36,904
Welcome to Universal Security.
316
00:12:37,003 --> 00:12:39,305
What can I help you with? Deposit?
317
00:12:39,379 --> 00:12:40,472
Nice try.
318
00:12:40,497 --> 00:12:42,365
Like I'd put my money in
a corrupt banking system
319
00:12:42,465 --> 00:12:44,466
founded in secret by politicians
and Wall Street thieves
320
00:12:44,567 --> 00:12:46,790
to perpetuate their
self-serving interests.
321
00:12:46,815 --> 00:12:48,003
You mean the Federal Reserve?
322
00:12:48,104 --> 00:12:49,104
Exactly.
323
00:12:49,205 --> 00:12:50,674
Neither federal nor a reserve.
324
00:12:50,773 --> 00:12:52,775
Well, is there something
else I can help you with?
325
00:12:52,875 --> 00:12:53,718
Yeah.
326
00:12:53,743 --> 00:12:55,345
What can you tell me about this?
327
00:12:55,446 --> 00:12:57,413
LEIA: Where did you get that?
328
00:13:03,352 --> 00:13:04,960
- This is yours?
- Yeah.
329
00:13:05,322 --> 00:13:06,780
Was that you last night?
330
00:13:07,466 --> 00:13:08,646
Why did you run?
331
00:13:08,671 --> 00:13:10,040
Why were you wearing a welding mask?
332
00:13:10,140 --> 00:13:12,376
Because of the protective
qualities of variable density
333
00:13:12,401 --> 00:13:13,502
polarized glass.
334
00:13:13,527 --> 00:13:15,054
Oh, of course.
335
00:13:15,646 --> 00:13:17,481
Crop circles are known
to emit high levels of...
336
00:13:17,580 --> 00:13:19,181
BOTH: ...electromagnetic radiation.
337
00:13:19,281 --> 00:13:20,516
?
338
00:13:20,617 --> 00:13:21,830
Exactly.
339
00:13:23,654 --> 00:13:26,270
Maybe you and I should
get coffee and talk.
340
00:13:26,957 --> 00:13:28,125
I'd like that.
341
00:13:32,038 --> 00:13:34,829
So I found your equations
intriguing, so I...
342
00:13:35,744 --> 00:13:37,178
filled 'em in for you,
because you had left
343
00:13:37,279 --> 00:13:39,916
before finishing your measurements here.
344
00:13:40,017 --> 00:13:40,995
Thanks.
345
00:13:41,485 --> 00:13:43,553
This is the eighth crop
circle to appear in the area
346
00:13:43,578 --> 00:13:44,716
in the last three years.
347
00:13:45,444 --> 00:13:46,922
I'm fairly new to crop circles.
348
00:13:47,023 --> 00:13:48,487
I'm trying to figure out the pattern.
349
00:13:48,757 --> 00:13:51,318
Well, listen, I really wanna
finish this conversation.
350
00:13:51,929 --> 00:13:53,130
But my break's almost over.
351
00:13:53,155 --> 00:13:54,005
Yeah.
352
00:13:54,005 --> 00:13:55,453
Uh, well, uh...
353
00:13:57,258 --> 00:13:58,566
later tonight, if you're free,
354
00:13:58,641 --> 00:14:01,111
some of my friends
are playing at Betty's.
355
00:14:01,211 --> 00:14:03,269
It should be interesting.
356
00:14:03,294 --> 00:14:04,480
That sounds fun.
357
00:14:04,505 --> 00:14:05,706
I'll try and make it.
358
00:14:05,976 --> 00:14:07,218
[clears throat]
359
00:14:07,942 --> 00:14:11,445
Leia, you're not supposed
to leave your window
360
00:14:11,545 --> 00:14:13,590
without flipping your closed sign.
361
00:14:14,014 --> 00:14:16,116
Can you just flip it, Terry?
362
00:14:16,216 --> 00:14:18,318
I'm trying to have a conversation here.
363
00:14:18,418 --> 00:14:21,789
?
364
00:14:21,889 --> 00:14:23,291
Protocol states that
365
00:14:23,391 --> 00:14:26,048
you flip your own sign
when you leave your window.
366
00:14:27,389 --> 00:14:28,371
Uh.
367
00:14:29,963 --> 00:14:30,964
Sure.
368
00:14:32,631 --> 00:14:34,035
A little reading material.
369
00:14:34,135 --> 00:14:36,037
You could probably get back on that deal.
370
00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:46,710
Well, well, well, look who it is.
371
00:14:47,247 --> 00:14:49,350
Vance, what a surprise.
372
00:14:49,717 --> 00:14:50,720
Vance.
373
00:14:51,251 --> 00:14:52,319
Morning, Coy.
374
00:14:52,420 --> 00:14:54,191
- Ronnie.
- Good morning, Coy.
375
00:14:54,459 --> 00:14:56,189
- [bell rings]
- How dare you call that
376
00:14:56,289 --> 00:14:57,723
titan of industry by his Christian name?
377
00:14:57,824 --> 00:14:59,322
Coy? He hired me.
378
00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:02,857
He says I show great promise
and have a strong torso.
379
00:15:03,296 --> 00:15:06,999
Look, why don't you do
what you were hired to do...
380
00:15:07,568 --> 00:15:08,967
and clean up after me.
381
00:15:11,572 --> 00:15:12,662
Whoops.
382
00:15:12,905 --> 00:15:14,528
- Is that a...
- Oh God!
383
00:15:15,444 --> 00:15:18,113
Shut up! Look at what
you made me do, you moron.
384
00:15:21,482 --> 00:15:23,606
I'll be at the genuis club.
Somebody watch my phone!
385
00:15:23,949 --> 00:15:25,018
MAN: Pick up that phone!
386
00:15:25,043 --> 00:15:26,877
VANCE: Does anybody have a bag of rice?
387
00:15:27,053 --> 00:15:28,689
- MAN: Hey, get that.
- [phone ringing]
388
00:15:28,789 --> 00:15:30,568
[grunting]
389
00:15:31,492 --> 00:15:32,534
Yello?
390
00:15:32,858 --> 00:15:36,087
Yes, I can help you
with your investments.
391
00:15:37,130 --> 00:15:38,067
Yes.
392
00:15:38,531 --> 00:15:39,950
Yes, we take checks.
393
00:15:40,599 --> 00:15:41,667
You think he'll make it?
394
00:15:42,269 --> 00:15:43,250
Oh, he'll be here.
395
00:15:43,602 --> 00:15:44,955
We got a history together.
396
00:15:45,472 --> 00:15:47,475
Remember that night in
Arkansas with Riggs, Mo?
397
00:15:47,574 --> 00:15:48,952
Yeah. The night
398
00:15:49,010 --> 00:15:50,809
you slept with his girl
and wrecked his car?
399
00:15:50,910 --> 00:15:53,012
I still can't believe he ever forgave me.
400
00:15:53,112 --> 00:15:56,183
I'm just spit-balling,
Vern, but do you think maybe
401
00:15:56,282 --> 00:15:58,705
him not showing up is his
way of getting back at you?
402
00:15:59,218 --> 00:16:02,408
That would explain these
cryptic text messages.
403
00:16:03,623 --> 00:16:05,158
"Payback is a bitch."
404
00:16:06,793 --> 00:16:09,739
Then you wrote, "Sure is. See you soon."
405
00:16:10,217 --> 00:16:11,385
Dios mio.
406
00:16:11,410 --> 00:16:12,744
So much for a guitar player.
407
00:16:12,998 --> 00:16:14,234
What do we do know?
408
00:16:14,259 --> 00:16:16,427
The changes of us finding
a decent guitar player
409
00:16:16,452 --> 00:16:18,905
in the next ten minutes
that I haven't screwed over
410
00:16:19,006 --> 00:16:20,641
in some form, shape, or fashion,
411
00:16:20,741 --> 00:16:22,076
it just ain't gonna happen.
412
00:16:22,175 --> 00:16:23,609
Walt, could you hold it down over there?
413
00:16:23,709 --> 00:16:24,964
I'm trying to think.
414
00:16:25,578 --> 00:16:28,748
?
415
00:16:28,773 --> 00:16:29,841
What?
416
00:16:30,514 --> 00:16:32,850
?
417
00:16:34,287 --> 00:16:35,687
Boss, you wanted to see me?
418
00:16:35,788 --> 00:16:37,452
Hey, come in and lock the door.
419
00:16:38,057 --> 00:16:39,259
I'm joking, of course.
420
00:16:39,359 --> 00:16:40,896
There's no lock on the door.
421
00:16:41,226 --> 00:16:43,762
- It swings both ways.
- Oh.
422
00:16:43,862 --> 00:16:45,351
- Sit down.
- Cool.
423
00:16:45,798 --> 00:16:49,482
So the scuttlebutt is that you
answered a phone call today,
424
00:16:50,370 --> 00:16:52,606
and you landed a big fish.
425
00:16:52,706 --> 00:16:55,121
Uh, yeah, that, um... I was
426
00:16:55,307 --> 00:16:57,431
kinda caught off guard
427
00:16:57,471 --> 00:17:00,174
with that, so I kinda promised
that guy that if he invested
428
00:17:00,272 --> 00:17:01,741
one of our funds that we could
429
00:17:01,841 --> 00:17:03,275
double his money in three months.
430
00:17:03,614 --> 00:17:05,383
I figured we could take the
money from other investors
431
00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:07,551
to pay him, and then
he'll tell his friends,
432
00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:08,987
and then they'll invest.
433
00:17:09,086 --> 00:17:10,989
Then no one will really know
where the money comes from.
434
00:17:11,088 --> 00:17:13,094
- Mm.
- Is that bad?
435
00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:15,193
Normally, I'd say yes.
436
00:17:15,769 --> 00:17:18,737
But Coy loves a man with initiative.
437
00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:22,080
You know, Ronnie, with my
help, you might just have
438
00:17:22,180 --> 00:17:24,513
what it takes to make it...
439
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:27,423
in this business.
440
00:17:29,163 --> 00:17:30,760
Wanna make it with me, Ronnie?
441
00:17:34,691 --> 00:17:35,890
What's it pay?
442
00:17:35,915 --> 00:17:38,918
?
443
00:17:39,371 --> 00:17:40,504
Oh yeah!
444
00:17:41,536 --> 00:17:42,571
Come on!
445
00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:44,907
?
446
00:17:45,005 --> 00:17:48,071
? Bellbottoms were really cool ?
447
00:17:49,043 --> 00:17:52,322
? Cutting class and skipping school ?
448
00:17:53,180 --> 00:17:56,784
? I remember packing
that ol' fishing pole ?
449
00:17:57,418 --> 00:18:00,879
? Skinny-dipping at a swimming hole ?
450
00:18:01,621 --> 00:18:05,242
? Back lights, red lights
and strobe lights too ?
451
00:18:06,026 --> 00:18:09,485
? Were all the rage for me and you ?
452
00:18:10,497 --> 00:18:13,672
? Only one thing I
miss more than that ?
453
00:18:14,901 --> 00:18:18,146
? I want my mullet back ?
454
00:18:19,239 --> 00:18:22,018
? I want my mullet back ?
455
00:18:23,209 --> 00:18:26,638
? My old Camaro, and my eight-track ?
456
00:18:27,614 --> 00:18:30,991
? Fuzzy dice hanging
loose and proud ?
457
00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:35,199
? ZZ Top, they're playing loud ?
458
00:18:36,090 --> 00:18:39,462
? A simple time, that's what I miss ?
459
00:18:40,261 --> 00:18:43,359
? Your miniskirt
and your sweet kiss ?
460
00:18:44,841 --> 00:18:47,990
? Things are changing,
man, and that's a fact ?
461
00:18:49,136 --> 00:18:52,139
? I want my mullet back ?
462
00:18:52,806 --> 00:18:54,541
?
463
00:18:54,632 --> 00:18:57,390
[crowd cheering]
464
00:18:57,424 --> 00:18:59,260
- That was fun.
- That was fun.
465
00:18:59,813 --> 00:19:01,682
Two hundred bucks.
466
00:19:01,783 --> 00:19:02,884
Thank you very much.
467
00:19:02,984 --> 00:19:04,758
Not bad, not bad.
468
00:19:05,319 --> 00:19:07,013
Then half of the bar.
469
00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:09,757
Thirty bucks for wait-staff and kitchen,
470
00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:12,433
leaves a total of 70 bucks.
471
00:19:13,093 --> 00:19:16,919
Minus that $65 bar tab you rung up.
472
00:19:16,944 --> 00:19:20,388
Leaves a total of... five bucks.
473
00:19:20,971 --> 00:19:22,478
Alright! Look at that!
474
00:19:22,509 --> 00:19:24,478
Vernon Brown getting paid!
475
00:19:24,579 --> 00:19:26,114
I told you'd be back on top.
476
00:19:26,214 --> 00:19:27,390
Told you.
477
00:19:28,069 --> 00:19:29,069
Gracias.
478
00:19:29,170 --> 00:19:30,787
Wow, thanks.
479
00:19:31,674 --> 00:19:32,944
Federal coupon.
480
00:19:33,549 --> 00:19:35,200
Thatta boy, good job.
481
00:19:36,077 --> 00:19:37,526
A working man.
482
00:19:39,182 --> 00:19:41,151
Slightly above rock bottom, I guess.
483
00:19:41,250 --> 00:19:43,719
- Hey, Leia.
- Hey.
484
00:19:43,818 --> 00:19:45,224
- Reggie.
- Great show.
485
00:19:45,687 --> 00:19:46,687
Thanks.
486
00:19:46,718 --> 00:19:47,853
I didn't know you knew each other.
487
00:19:47,923 --> 00:19:49,526
Yeah, this is my girl.
488
00:19:50,264 --> 00:19:52,424
We do things... together.
489
00:19:53,257 --> 00:19:54,662
- In private.
- I get it.
490
00:19:54,762 --> 00:19:56,298
I don't take my hat off, though.
491
00:19:56,397 --> 00:19:58,599
- I don't like to do that.
- WALT: Okay.
492
00:19:58,700 --> 00:20:01,232
I guess that means you're in PMS?
493
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:04,540
Yes, someone insists that it's
the paranormal men's society.
494
00:20:04,639 --> 00:20:07,012
Babe, we've gone over
this. It's in the charter.
495
00:20:07,239 --> 00:20:08,877
It's out of my hands, okay?
496
00:20:09,380 --> 00:20:10,525
It's a men's society.
497
00:20:10,778 --> 00:20:13,736
I, actually, have a group of my own.
498
00:20:14,249 --> 00:20:17,684
And we are currently accepting
members of all genders
499
00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:20,378
called Ultra Terrestrial Investigations.
500
00:20:21,144 --> 00:20:22,645
UTI?
501
00:20:22,744 --> 00:20:25,146
You can't invite my girlfriend
to join your dumb group.
502
00:20:25,171 --> 00:20:27,106
Well, he just did.
503
00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:30,170
You just let me know when
the next meeting is, Walt.
504
00:20:30,552 --> 00:20:31,532
I will.
505
00:20:32,055 --> 00:20:33,355
Probably pretty soon.
506
00:20:33,455 --> 00:20:35,612
You watch yourself,
'cause I'm watching you.
507
00:20:36,591 --> 00:20:38,960
So you're gonna like be looking at me
508
00:20:38,989 --> 00:20:40,134
while I'm looking in the mirror?
509
00:20:40,829 --> 00:20:43,633
That hurts my head. I
gotta... I can't right now.
510
00:20:48,803 --> 00:20:50,149
I'm proud of you, Vern.
511
00:20:51,974 --> 00:20:53,374
That one's on me.
512
00:20:56,311 --> 00:20:57,612
What's that look for?
513
00:20:57,713 --> 00:20:59,982
Just played a great
show with my new band.
514
00:21:00,081 --> 00:21:02,851
You just gave me a free
beer, and you're proud of me.
515
00:21:02,952 --> 00:21:04,084
Who's rich now?
516
00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:07,853
I have to say, you surprised me today.
517
00:21:08,023 --> 00:21:09,024
What?
518
00:21:09,049 --> 00:21:10,523
With my ripping guitar solos?
519
00:21:10,559 --> 00:21:12,028
[laughs] Those were good.
520
00:21:12,127 --> 00:21:14,630
But I meant with your determination.
521
00:21:15,697 --> 00:21:17,827
You know, you really came through today.
522
00:21:19,068 --> 00:21:20,558
I think you found your start.
523
00:21:21,369 --> 00:21:24,034
The beer's free, but you still gotta tip.
524
00:21:24,084 --> 00:21:28,634
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