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All right, here's the place.
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- Sorry it's a bit of a mess.
- What a night!
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Oh, you don't need
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to take your shoes off.
We're not fancy here.
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I want to take my shoes off.
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By all means, take them off!
Throw them on the ground!
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- In the trash if you like!
- Ooh,
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you just got a whole lot taller.
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Technically you just
got a whole lot shorter.
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Technically, I should stop
saying words like "technically".
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- Ha!
- What can I get you to drink?
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We have vodka, I got wine,
I got a couple of beers...
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- I'm not thirsty.
- Oh!
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Maybe just an ice water
for the back of my neck!
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- You are pretty hot.
- So that's where this is going.
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You see, I knew that
because I am a cool guy
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- who picks up on cues.
- Shut up and just
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kiss me already!
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Come on! Fill the lens
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With all your friends Oh
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Now is forever
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Come on! Fill the lens
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With all your friends
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(huge sigh) Holy moly.
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(huge sigh) Agreed!
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You know, I got to admit,
Andrea, when my boss told me
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we were repping a documentary filmmaker,
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- I pictured Michael Moore!
- Listen, we need to talk.
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Wow! One bad joke and it's all over?
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No! So, I'm right in the
middle of editing footage
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of military drones. I know it
sounds super cool and bad ass.
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So I don't have time for anything serious.
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- Hope you understand?
- 'Course!
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To be clear we still get to have sex?
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- That answer your question?
- As a matter of fact, it does!
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Um, I have a follow up to that!
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(long satisfied sigh)
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'Morning, Nelson! How is my best bud
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in the entire world on this fantastic day?
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Aah! You got some last night!
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What? No!
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Why would you jump to THAT
conclusion... out loud?
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My room is next to yours and uh,
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the walls are so thin that
not only can I hear you,
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- I can see you.
- Ah!
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So, do I hear wedding bells?
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Pff! Please, it's only been a day.
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Yeah, but it's you! I mean a
girl can smile at you on the bus
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and you start saving two months' salary.
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Well, Andrea and I have decided
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we're just going to keep
it casual. Nothing serious.
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(laughing): OK! Good luck with that!
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- What's so funny?
- Because it's you!
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You can't do casual. You need, like, depth
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and... satisfying conversation.
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Please. I'm Beckett Ryan.
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I can do both.
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I can set up a booty call with
Andrea for later tonight...
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and I can find satisfying conversation
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- with somebody else right now!
- Can you?
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- All right, maybe not you!
- (Ding!)
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Watch this. 'Morning, Dave!
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- How are you today?
- Very busy.
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- Ah! No time to talk?
- No!
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OK, good talk!
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Ah! Bryce, my man, you know,
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- I don't think we talk enough.
- Oh, I think we talk
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just the right amount.
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Hey, Gordo! What's new?
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I lost a fight with my
toaster this morning.
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- Walking away.
- But I want to talk about it!
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- No! Ah, hi, Stephanie!
- Hi!
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What you got there? Everything bagel?
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Yeah... Is it really "everything" bagel
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if it's just poppy seeds and
a mish-mash of crumbs on top?
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That's a good point! They should call it:
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- a "few things" bagel.
- Yeah!
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I mean, poppy seeds and
crumbs are everything,
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- then stop the world, I want to get off.
- I'll get you off!
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- Oh! Ha ha ha!
- The world! Ah!
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Thank you, Stephanie, it
was a very satisfying talk.
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- Still not going to work.
- We'll see.
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Nelson, look what I got!
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- Is it cookies?
- Better! It is the monthly trend report.
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Ho ho! Sorry, cookies, this IS better!
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All right, Nelson, are you
ready to predict the list?
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You know it! Here we
go, girl! Ah, OK, so, um,
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Capes and cloaks are in.
Wool sweaters, also in.
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Town cryering, out.
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- And, uh, monocles, super out.
- Mm-hm!
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- You're missing one!
- No, I'm not!
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- Somebody's off his game!
- What!? What the hell is it?
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What trend could I possibly have missed?
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- (together): Axe-throwing!
- Axe-throwing?
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- Mm-hm!
- That sounds made up.
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Damn, Nelson, everybody axe-throws.
Gordon's in a league!
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Axes, they're not just
for creepy murderers!
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OK, so, wait a minute,
not only did I not know
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about this trend of axe-throwing,
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but Gordon knows about it before I do?
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So embarrassing!
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So, how's our new 'Questions
and Comments' box doing?
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It's great! I ignore
it and nobody gets hurt.
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Now, Abby, I've set up that
box so that you could ensure
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- customer satisfaction.
- What about MY satisfaction?
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Manion's isn't responsible
for YOUR satisfaction.
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I'll leave that to the
next poor, besotted soul
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entrapped by your feminine wiles.
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I'm sorry, what was that? I couldn't
hear it over the sound of your shirt.
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As General Manager of Manion's,
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I expect you to respect my wishes
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and address all questions and comments.
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(Lets out long breath.)
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Ah!
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"Why doesn't Manion's offer vegan options?"
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Oh, it does! It's called: leaving!
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"Why is it always so bright in here?"
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Because we want you guys
to stop making mistakes!
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Yeah!
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"When is last call?" Ho ho ho!
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When I put you in a cab, Gary!
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I got me a bagel with some sesames
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Toasted it perfectly like I please
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-
A bagel, bagel, bagel...
- Hey!
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- There's my sexy skyscraper.
- Andrea!
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I just had a meeting with
someone who smuggled drones
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- into the middle east.
- Oh, did he go on, and on?
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- Like, did he drone on and on?
- Yeah, yeah, I get it.
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Ah! Um, what are you doing here?
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You asked to meet me about my body...
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It was an awkwardly worded
text, but, uh, message received.
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Oh, uh, wow! Um,
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- that was meant for later.
- Here's the thing about text:
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- they get there right away.
- I know, um,
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listen, I love the
direction this is taking,
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but maybe we could do this
during non-firing hours?
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- Like, after dark?
- OK!
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Thank you for understanding
...and turning out the lights.
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- Well, it's dark now.
- Hell, I can find another job!
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(giggles)
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- Hey!
- Yo!
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Gum!
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- Bagel!
- What..?
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No, bro! This is the treasure
I found while Geocaching.
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It's this 'way ahead of the
curve' trend I've spotted.
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Yeah, I love Geocaching.
I took my dad last summer.
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Your dad! The guy who
wears socks with sandals
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and still thinks the internet
is for hippies is geocaching?
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Not anymore. Now, he's axe-throwing.
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- Why?
- Axe-throwing... No, no reason.
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Dude, you need to relax.
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I don't think I've seen you with
sweat on your forehead before.
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Tell you what;
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I found a way to relax at
work that I highly recommend.
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- What are you talking about?
- Moments ago,
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I was in the boardroom with a lady.
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- Things got crazy.
- Wow, B., proud of you!
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You seem to really have a handle
on this whole non-relaysh thing!
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- I know! I was pantless at work!
- Oh! I must have
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- missed THAT casual Friday.
- Steph!
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Hey! Didn't hear you come in!
I meant metaphorically pantless.
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I was in a heated meeting, I
got caught with my pants down
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in that meeting. Um... how are you today?
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Ah, feeling a little
left out. Everyone's doing
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this fantasy football
thing in the office, but me.
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- You can play!
- Nyeah, I could,
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except I don't know anything
about the players, never watch
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the game and I really hate football.
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You could play fantasy fantasy football.
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- What's that?
- It doesn't exist.
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Yeah, it is! We use fictional
characters, we make up the rules
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as we go and you don't
have to watch a single game!
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I LOVE fantasy fantasy football!
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Everybody does! It's the
hottest trend right now.
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No, no, no, hang on a second,
if it actually becomes a trend,
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- our friendship should end.
- Well, you're in trouble
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because I just chose
Thor as our quarterback.
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- Oooh, yeah!
- Right!?
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You know, I got to get my head back
into the game. I'm going shopping.
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Good luck!
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- Thanks, Beckett!
- Aw, come on!
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Thank you for attending a
very important focus group.
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The product you are about
to experience has never
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been seen before. If you
like it, turn your dials
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to the right. If you
dislike it, to the left.
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And it will begin now!
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HO!
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That's what's up. Drink it in.
Drink it all the way in, babies,
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huh!? Ha ha ha HA!
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- I know, to the right, guys!
- (Beep! Beep! Beep!)
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Nelson, what are you doing
with my focus group and...
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and you know what? In the future,
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dress yourself, THEN, do crack.
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- I think he looks cool!
- Thank you, Gordon.
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Almost as good as the
mannequin wearing it at Target.
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Nelson, I'll be back in 5 minutes,
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at which point I would
like my focus group back
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and I would like my
boardroom to be free of...
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whatever this is.
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- (Ding! Ding!)
- All right, guys,
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- "Beer Abby" 's back in session!
- (all): Woo!
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(applause)
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"Will you go out with me?"
Let me take a quick scan!
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And... no!
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"Beer Abby"?
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It's my way! I got to do it my way, Bryce!
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Awesome, Abby! Way to take charge!
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"Do you have any training that
qualifies you to give advice?"
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Ha ha ha! I'm not even
qualified to work in a bar!
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(laughter)
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This is not the intended
purpose of the 'Comments
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and Questions' box. No one
wants to hear your quippy japes.
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Uh, are you guys loving
"Beer Abby" or what?
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- (all): Woo!
- I love you!
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I'm totally fan-girling out right now.
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- The people have spoken.
- No this is not how it's done.
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It's time for Advice With Bryce.
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"What is the WI-Fi
password?" It's Manions,
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no apostrophe, underscore 7.
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- (booing)
- Boring!
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Just imparting information!
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Ooh!
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I've never been on a sex crawl before.
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I was on a sex walk once, but
it was just a fundraiser for HPV
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and not nearly as enjoyable.
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I'm going to put on a little
music, what kind do you like?
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Beckett, you're starting to pry!
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Yes, right! Just keeping it caj!
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- (text alert) - Oh Wow!!
- Yeah, super caj!
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It's one of my wicked links
contacts. He finally agreed
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to meet with me for an interview. Ah...
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but it has to happen now, so...
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Oh yeah? Caj! We're all caj! Caj you later!
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Is the... other one!
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(big breath)
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(text alert)
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"Why don't they call a
plain bagel a nothing bagel?
239
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"Would a nothing bagel even exist?
240
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Did I just blow your mind?"
241
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"If a nothing bagel falls in
the forest, does anybody eat it?"
242
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"You would. Ha ha ha. Loser."
243
00:11:50,197 --> 00:11:53,499
Funny story:
244
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- my contact's car blew up.
- Oh my God! Is he all right?
245
00:11:56,503 --> 00:11:58,771
Yeah, he's fine. And you know how it is!
246
00:11:58,772 --> 00:12:02,675
You and I have very different
lives. Do you need a second?
247
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Well... maybe a second helping of you!
248
00:12:05,846 --> 00:12:09,549
Well, you're in luck because
papa made a big batch!
249
00:12:09,550 --> 00:12:12,385
Wow! Meet me in the shower.
250
00:12:12,386 --> 00:12:14,854
- Right behind you!
- (giggles)
251
00:12:14,855 --> 00:12:17,957
(text alert) Ah!
252
00:12:17,958 --> 00:12:20,760
- " Are you still there?"
- Beckett, you there?
253
00:12:22,763 --> 00:12:26,432
Yup! Dig up lots of soap
because I'm feeling dirty!
254
00:12:31,641 --> 00:12:33,326
- Hey, Beckett!
- What's up?
255
00:12:33,327 --> 00:12:35,726
I was thinking, if you get
to have Thor on your fantasy
256
00:12:35,727 --> 00:12:38,396
fantasy football team,
then... I want Batman.
257
00:12:38,397 --> 00:12:40,828
The Norse God of Thunder for a guy
258
00:12:40,829 --> 00:12:43,397
with nocturnal identity issues?
259
00:12:43,398 --> 00:12:46,567
You got a death wish, Lyons?
260
00:12:46,568 --> 00:12:49,570
Says a guy who put Tickle
Me Elmo as a defense?
261
00:12:49,571 --> 00:12:52,273
He has a belly full of
giggles! It's very disarming.
262
00:12:52,274 --> 00:12:54,175
- It's stupid.
- Trust me, you're gonna want...
263
00:12:54,176 --> 00:12:56,344
Hey! What are you guys talking about?
264
00:12:56,345 --> 00:12:58,846
Uh, just our fantasy
fantasy football league.
265
00:12:58,847 --> 00:13:01,916
It's a fantasy football league
with fictional characters.
266
00:13:01,917 --> 00:13:04,018
See, fantasy football
league is regular characters;
267
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- fantasy fantasy means you...
- Yeah! yeah, yeah, I got it.
268
00:13:06,054 --> 00:13:08,622
- Oh! Bye!
- Bye bye!
269
00:13:08,623 --> 00:13:10,624
So... I was wondering
270
00:13:10,625 --> 00:13:12,660
if you want to help me out with a shoot.
271
00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:14,462
Sure, yeah, are you shooting today?
272
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Yes. Us.
273
00:13:16,865 --> 00:13:22,203
Us? Oh! Us!
274
00:13:22,204 --> 00:13:26,273
Uh... I don't think I'm camera ready.
275
00:13:26,274 --> 00:13:28,743
Maybe just grab a bite to eat?
276
00:13:28,744 --> 00:13:30,845
Yeah, and then we'll go antique shopping,
277
00:13:30,846 --> 00:13:34,515
- we'll buy a dog!
- Oh, right... Not a couple!
278
00:13:34,516 --> 00:13:36,484
Come on, it'll just be for the two of us.
279
00:13:36,485 --> 00:13:40,354
- (text alert)
- Oh! I got to take this!
280
00:13:40,355 --> 00:13:42,623
My fixer just got abducted in Kabul!
281
00:13:42,624 --> 00:13:44,658
- Lord!
- What?
282
00:13:44,659 --> 00:13:46,560
Did you finally realize that Toucan Sam
283
00:13:46,561 --> 00:13:48,863
could never coach a football team?
284
00:13:48,864 --> 00:13:52,700
Hey! If he can find Froot
Loops, he can lead a team.
285
00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:54,702
It's all good! He said he was Canadian,
286
00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:57,004
and they let him go!
287
00:13:57,005 --> 00:13:59,540
Hey! So, uh, you're
ready for your close up?
288
00:13:59,541 --> 00:14:02,443
Yeah, listen,
289
00:14:02,444 --> 00:14:05,513
um, what if we were to make it
290
00:14:05,514 --> 00:14:08,716
less of a thing that could
come back to haunt me?
291
00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:10,651
Instead of a sex tape,
292
00:14:10,652 --> 00:14:13,154
maybe we make a sex play?
293
00:14:13,155 --> 00:14:15,990
It will still be scripted, fancy wardrobe,
294
00:14:15,991 --> 00:14:18,325
just not so much post-production.
295
00:14:18,326 --> 00:14:20,961
Well, as long as I get to direct.
296
00:14:20,962 --> 00:14:24,698
I'll head up the props department.
297
00:14:28,370 --> 00:14:30,538
(loud forced sigh)
298
00:14:32,974 --> 00:14:36,176
(other forced sigh and Ahem!)
299
00:14:40,916 --> 00:14:44,452
- (exaggerated sigh)
- Oh, for God's sakes, what is it, Nelson?
300
00:14:44,453 --> 00:14:46,754
Dave, I'm glad you asked. (Snif!)
301
00:14:46,755 --> 00:14:48,923
(loud sigh)
302
00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:53,861
The focus group, Ha!
303
00:14:53,862 --> 00:14:56,864
They said that I was overcompensating. ME!
304
00:14:56,865 --> 00:15:01,469
Well, you are wearing... a cape!
305
00:15:01,470 --> 00:15:05,105
Capes are for cartoon characters.
306
00:15:05,106 --> 00:15:07,975
This is a cloak, OK? This is Haute Couture.
307
00:15:07,976 --> 00:15:10,444
This is me being ahead of the trends.
308
00:15:10,445 --> 00:15:13,380
Yeah, well, you look like a vampire
that's trying to score ecstasy.
309
00:15:13,381 --> 00:15:17,151
Nelson, you're just having
a quarter-life crisis.
310
00:15:17,152 --> 00:15:19,420
It's very common for people of your age.
311
00:15:19,421 --> 00:15:21,822
- Oh, I'm of an age now?
- Yes, you are.
312
00:15:21,823 --> 00:15:24,325
That means old! Next thing you know,
313
00:15:24,326 --> 00:15:27,027
I'm going to have hankerings
for dinner in the mid-afternoon.
314
00:15:27,028 --> 00:15:29,830
Hankerings! What have I become?
315
00:15:29,831 --> 00:15:32,766
I don't know, but I've got to
go to my jet-ski soccer game.
316
00:15:32,767 --> 00:15:34,735
Wait, that's a thing now?
317
00:15:34,736 --> 00:15:37,771
No, no. I just made that up
318
00:15:37,772 --> 00:15:40,007
to hurt you.
319
00:15:43,645 --> 00:15:46,380
(laughter)
320
00:15:46,381 --> 00:15:49,683
"How do I ask my girlfriend
to have a threesome?"
321
00:15:49,684 --> 00:15:53,187
You wait for her to bring
it up. P.S. She ain't gonna.
322
00:15:53,188 --> 00:15:56,123
Ahem!
323
00:15:56,124 --> 00:15:58,359
"Any advice for someone
with a Fine Arts Degree?"
324
00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:01,528
Get comfortable, you are going
to spend a lot of time here.
325
00:16:04,299 --> 00:16:06,600
"What the " dollar sign, hashtag,
326
00:16:06,601 --> 00:16:08,869
ampersand, exclamation
point" are you doing?
327
00:16:08,870 --> 00:16:10,938
Oh, heh heh,
328
00:16:10,939 --> 00:16:12,940
Beer Abby will be right back, folks,
329
00:16:12,941 --> 00:16:15,709
because Beer Abby might Beer-fired.
330
00:16:15,710 --> 00:16:18,913
Abby, excuse my language,
but for pity's sake,
331
00:16:18,914 --> 00:16:21,248
- what are you doing?
- Well, right now, I think
332
00:16:21,249 --> 00:16:23,050
I'm being scolded by a guy who thinks
333
00:16:23,051 --> 00:16:25,386
"for pity's sake" is a swear word.
334
00:16:25,387 --> 00:16:27,254
Abby, language!
335
00:16:27,255 --> 00:16:29,823
You have not sold a drink in over an hour.
336
00:16:29,824 --> 00:16:32,493
You know what, everybody?
"Beer Abby" is cancelled.
337
00:16:35,063 --> 00:16:37,264
Hey!
338
00:16:37,265 --> 00:16:39,667
Where have you been all afternoon?
339
00:16:39,668 --> 00:16:42,603
Um... I went to the theatre with Andrea.
340
00:16:42,604 --> 00:16:46,140
- Oh, nice! what did you see?
- It was a lot like Wicked.
341
00:16:46,141 --> 00:16:48,442
- Did your girlfriend like it?
- Oh, she's not my girlfriend.
342
00:16:48,443 --> 00:16:51,211
- Really?
- No, we're just keeping it caj.
343
00:16:51,212 --> 00:16:53,781
It's kind of like casual
only half as serious.
344
00:16:53,782 --> 00:16:56,550
- Well, I am really jealous.
- I beg your pardon?
345
00:16:56,551 --> 00:16:58,419
I've never been able
to keep anything casual.
346
00:16:58,420 --> 00:17:00,020
- Oh.
- I always have to know
347
00:17:00,021 --> 00:17:02,856
that we're building towards
something, you know? But that's
348
00:17:02,857 --> 00:17:06,026
- just the kind of person I am.
- I gotta go.
349
00:17:06,027 --> 00:17:08,762
Oh, I'm sorry, is it weird
350
00:17:08,763 --> 00:17:11,098
- that we talked about all this?
- No.
351
00:17:11,099 --> 00:17:12,900
This was exactly what I needed to hear.
352
00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:15,536
Nelson you were right. What
in the hell are you wearing?
353
00:17:15,537 --> 00:17:17,671
I don't even know anymore!
354
00:17:23,478 --> 00:17:26,380
Nelson, have you gained weight?
355
00:17:26,381 --> 00:17:29,316
Ew, no!
356
00:17:29,317 --> 00:17:32,886
Just wearing 4 shirts in case
one of them goes out of style.
357
00:17:32,887 --> 00:17:34,922
What are those?
358
00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:38,692
Pogs. Yeah, they were really
popular back in grade school.
359
00:17:38,693 --> 00:17:40,928
And you know who knew they
were going to be really popular?
360
00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:45,265
Me. Now my magic's all gone.
361
00:17:45,266 --> 00:17:48,636
Nelson, you'll never be able
to predict all the trends.
362
00:17:48,637 --> 00:17:52,539
The important thing is to set
the trends. Speaking of which...
363
00:17:54,309 --> 00:17:56,443
...what the hell happened
to the 'Beer Abby' Box?
364
00:17:56,444 --> 00:17:59,346
I got rid of it because she
wasn't selling any drinks.
365
00:17:59,347 --> 00:18:03,083
- All right, let me at that bell.
- (Ding! Ding!)
366
00:18:03,084 --> 00:18:07,221
- Hear ye, hear ye!
- Yup! Town cryering is back in!
367
00:18:07,222 --> 00:18:10,924
New rule: anyone who wants
to ask Abby a question
368
00:18:10,925 --> 00:18:12,826
has to buy a drink.
369
00:18:12,827 --> 00:18:14,728
"Beer Abby's" back!
370
00:18:14,729 --> 00:18:16,830
(cheering)
371
00:18:16,831 --> 00:18:19,400
Take that, Molly Ringbald!
372
00:18:19,401 --> 00:18:21,635
And you will give Molly Ringbald
373
00:18:21,636 --> 00:18:24,204
the respect she deserves.
374
00:18:24,205 --> 00:18:26,507
Bryce, get a hold of all the major
375
00:18:26,508 --> 00:18:28,609
lifestyle magazines, tell them
about the hottest new trend.
376
00:18:28,610 --> 00:18:30,477
Will do, sir. Remember, it was all my idea.
377
00:18:30,478 --> 00:18:34,014
Mm-hm! Yeah, before you know it,
378
00:18:34,015 --> 00:18:36,016
there'll be versions of
'Beer Abby' in bars all across
379
00:18:36,017 --> 00:18:39,286
the country. Don't be
ahead of the curve, Nelson,
380
00:18:39,287 --> 00:18:42,690
- be the curve.
- Wow!
381
00:18:42,691 --> 00:18:45,759
OK, OK, idea: Um...
382
00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:49,797
What if your napkin... was also
383
00:18:49,798 --> 00:18:52,666
a fashionable ascot?
384
00:18:52,667 --> 00:18:56,003
A... a 'napscot' if you will.
385
00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:59,606
You know, that's a really good idea!
386
00:18:59,607 --> 00:19:02,142
If we get Ryan Gosling to
wear one, within a week,
387
00:19:02,143 --> 00:19:05,179
they'll be selling them at
Target. What do you think?
388
00:19:05,180 --> 00:19:08,816
- Just picturing Ryan Gosling.
- Wearing your 'napscot'?
389
00:19:08,817 --> 00:19:11,185
No, I'm just... just
picturing Ryan Gosling.
390
00:19:16,858 --> 00:19:20,527
Ah...
391
00:19:22,564 --> 00:19:24,698
So you want to stop seeing me
392
00:19:24,699 --> 00:19:26,834
because we have too much incredible sex?
393
00:19:26,835 --> 00:19:29,870
Well, when you say it
like that, it sounds crazy!
394
00:19:29,871 --> 00:19:31,872
No, I want to stop seeing
you because all we have
395
00:19:31,873 --> 00:19:34,541
is too much incredible sex. That doesn't
sound a whole lot better, does it?
396
00:19:34,542 --> 00:19:37,745
It's OK, I mean, do you really
think this is the first time
397
00:19:37,746 --> 00:19:41,081
- this has ever happened to me.
- So, you understand?
398
00:19:41,082 --> 00:19:43,584
No! This is the first time
this has ever happened to me.
399
00:19:43,585 --> 00:19:47,788
- Are you insane?
- Look, I'm just not that guy!
400
00:19:47,789 --> 00:19:51,225
I guess I don't do 'casual'.
I tried to be that guy.
401
00:19:51,226 --> 00:19:54,795
I played that guy in a
risqu? off-Broadway play.
402
00:19:54,796 --> 00:19:58,599
- But I'm not that guy.
- God!
403
00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:02,936
You're such a good person.
404
00:20:02,937 --> 00:20:07,541
Well, it was fun being
your friend with benefits.
405
00:20:09,611 --> 00:20:11,612
(moaning)
406
00:20:11,613 --> 00:20:14,314
(more moaning)
407
00:20:15,383 --> 00:20:17,351
Ah!
408
00:20:19,921 --> 00:20:22,022
(yelling in a hush): Am I insane!?
409
00:20:23,792 --> 00:20:26,526
(text alert)
410
00:20:31,232 --> 00:20:33,634
"I made a major decision."
411
00:20:33,635 --> 00:20:35,435
- "Me too."
- "I changed my entire
412
00:20:35,436 --> 00:20:37,905
defensive line to the Transformers."
413
00:20:37,906 --> 00:20:40,340
"Mine are the Garbage Pail Kids."
414
00:20:40,341 --> 00:20:44,211
YouAreTheRealGarbage TrashTalk
415
00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:50,477
Folks, let me tell you about a
little thing called a 'napscot'.
416
00:20:50,478 --> 00:20:53,813
All right? It is a hybrid
of a napkin and an ascot.
417
00:20:53,814 --> 00:20:56,749
Feeling sloppy? No problem, Papi!
418
00:20:56,750 --> 00:21:00,253
Because you can wipe
that mess up with class.
419
00:21:00,254 --> 00:21:03,089
It's a perfect combination
of function and fashion.
420
00:21:03,090 --> 00:21:06,893
OK? When I put it on,
I feel... (Breathes in.)
421
00:21:06,894 --> 00:21:10,363
I feel confident. And I feel warm,
422
00:21:10,364 --> 00:21:12,965
and I feel secure.
423
00:21:12,966 --> 00:21:15,835
- What do you all think?
- (positive buzzes)
424
00:21:15,836 --> 00:21:22,035
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425
00:21:25,712 --> 00:21:28,147
Now, you guys feeling sloppy?
426
00:21:28,148 --> 00:21:30,917
Don't you worry about it, Papi!
427
00:21:30,918 --> 00:21:33,386
(laughter)
428
00:21:33,387 --> 00:21:35,922
- Sorry, I don't know!
- (laughter from production team)
429
00:21:35,972 --> 00:21:40,522
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