Original subtitles

[cheeky grunt and blast]

Mombot's gonna flip

when she gets a load of this chocolate babka.

MOMBOT: You're late!

There was a line at the bakery,

but I wanted to bring you a special treat!

You can put whatever it is next to the chocolate babka

your brother brought.

Mombot! Steve's not my brother!

He's a robot shapeshifter built by me in an alternate dimension!

How is that so hard to understand?

[grizzle]

Mombot tells me things are going pretty okay for you at the lair.

EGGMAN: Oh yeah! Never better.

I'm keeping busy, staying active

focussing all my time and energy on crafting elaborate schemes

to rid the world of that annoying blue pineapple...

I bet if we get rid ofon Sic,

the rest of the gang will fall apart.

Ah-duh, Steve!

I told you to call me Morpho!

You know, seeing as how I can morph and junk.

EGGMAN: Oh, now I get it...

Steve...

[GROWLS]

MOMBOT: Hey, hey!

Boys!

Now you boys mar ochutside

and start plotting the doom of your arch ennemy.

Together!

[EGGMAN/STEVE] Yes, Mombot...

SONIC: Oh, Knuckles!

I forgot to tell you one last rule for our race:

SONIC: Eat. My. Dust!

[HUGE MOTOR ROAR AND LOUD ROCK MUSIC]

Joke's on you, Sonic! I skipped lunch today.

[SCREAMS]

[PORTAL WARP SOUND]

Sonic's disappeared! That can only mean...

I won! Woo-hoo!

Sonic is so gonna wig out when he lands in another dimension.

But wait, wasn't there a whole to-do once before

where we learned if we had two of the same person

in one dimension

it'd cause a catastrophic anomaly

that would destroy the entire universe?

Or am I just making things up?

That's why I sent him to a dimension

where no other Sonic exists!

That sounds like paradise!

You mean this sounds like paradise,

because Sonic no longer exists here!

[BOTH LAUGH]

[WARP SOUND AND LONG SKID]

[SIGH]

A shortcut to mainstreet hidden in the canyon?

Sweet Easter egg!

[CONFUSED GRUNT]

Hey you! With the the scrawny little arms!

Yeah, you!

Think you have what it takes to be a beefcake like me?

Then come on down to Knuckles' Upper Body Only Workout Center!

Because nothing says 'cool' like mus-cools.

[GENERAL GIGGLES]

SONIC: Aaaand I'm officially confused.

STEVE: Time for Phase 2!

I'll take Sonic's place so that no one notices he's gone.

[CHUCKLES]

AMY: Oh, hey Sonic! What's up?

Would a lovely lady like you enjoy going on a trip

with me to the canyon?

Oh Sonic, that sonds... Hey, wait a minute!

Sonic's never that thoughtful! Are you Steve Eggman?!

Who's that? Oh, you must mean the great Morpho!

No, no! I'm Sonic the mighty hedgehog! What's up, doc?

That's not even Sonic's catchphrase!

Get outta here, Steve! I'm not falling for your tricks again.

Hey, Amy!

Back-off, weirdo!

What's going on?

Is this because we didn't go the the farmers' market?

Sorry, Ames, but I gotta draw the line

somewhere and that's organic kale.

Outta the way, vermin! Lord of All You See comin' through!

[dramatic music]

[gasping]

LORD EGGMAN (O.S.) Well, well! A newcomer!

Kneel before me, stranger!

Like I would ever kneel down before your moustachioed butt!

[surprised gasps]

[delayed gasp]

[contrived grunt]

You indigo ingrate! How dare you speak that way to--

Who, you? Dr Yolks-for-brains?

Please, let's just get to the part where I clobber you.

[surprised squeak]

SONIC: What's the big idea?

You have the right to rem-- Actually, you have no rights.

You're under arrest

for rebellion against Lord Eggman the First.

Wait! You don't understand!

I'm Sonic e thHedgehog!

You gotta believe me! I think I came from another dimension!

One where Eggman isn't nearly as powerful.

Lord Eggman rules

with an Iron fist covered in a glove of steel.

Rumour has it he even owns a pair of lead mittens.

Dave? Why are you locked up?

Did you look at his moustache the wrong way?

I forgot to give him extra pickles

at the restaurant where I work

Gourmet Burger .

Where I come from, it's called Meh Burger .

Meh Burger ? Why would anyone ever eat there?

I've come to rescue the hedgehog who stood up to Lord Eggman!

You can go too, Burger Boy.

After all, your customer service is exemplary.

The rebellion is small,

right now but we're starting to make waves.

Follow me, I'll introduce you to our fearless leader...

SONIC: You're the leader of the rebellion?

Yeah! And I'd like to offer you a position

in our anti-Eggman unit.

Or you can fight the alien overlords.

They haven't invaded yet, but I know they're coming.

Sign me up! Uh...

For the Eggman thing, not the crazy paranoid thing.

But if we're gonna defeat Eggman,

we'll need the full team! I already have you and Amy.

But I still need to find Knuckles.

AMY: The goofball from the TV commercials?

That's the guy!

And of course my main man and BFF, Tails.

Any idea where he is?

REBEL STICKS: Never heard of him!

What were you thinking, lobbing compliments at Amy like that?

EGGMAN: Have you even met Sonic?

He's too cool to let anybody think he enjoys their company.

Believe me, I know.

Just give me another chance, bromigo.

I'll convince everyone at Meh Burger

that I'm the real Sonic!

STEVE: One salad, please!

[patrons all laugh]

DAVE THE INTERN: Sonic! Eating a salad! Good one Steve!

[effort groans]

TV KNUCKLES: You fans? Looking for an autograph?

I get it! I'd want my autograph too if weren't me!

Listen Knuckles,

we're actually here to ask you to join the rebellion.

Overthrow Lord Eggman? That's preposterous!

Naturally, I understand why you would come to me.

I mean, look at you! Not a beefcake in the lot!

[Rebel Sticks growls]

Now, maybe if you were more powerful and athletic like me--

How about this, musclehead?

Me and you. In a race. One on one.

If I win, you join us.

You? Beat me?!

TV KNUCKLES: Ha! Ok, Mr Needlemouse, you're on!

We'll race to the Gourmet Burger and--

--back...

Wow, these burgers are great! What's their secret?

AMY: Uhh... Beef?

SONIC: [impressed whistle] Schmancy!

Wish we found

the Tails of your dimension before chasing Lord Eggman.

Sorry, Big Blue. Every minute, Lord Eggman grows stronger.

REBEL STICKS: We need to hit him now!

[dramatic music]

SONIC: Whoa?

Tails! Don't worry buddy, we're here to rescue you!

Who are you? What are you rebels doing in my boss's lair?

Oh, please don't tell me you're working for...

The Great Lord Eggman! I'm his sidekick!

This is your best friend? You can really pick'em, buddy!

SONIC: I'm sure it's just a misunder-

[loud alarm sounding]

-We have to go! - Come on Tails!

I told you! No idea who you are!

Well I know you! I know you're the smartest guy in this town.

Your favorite color: orange.

Favorite movie: Comedy Chimp All-Stars Reunite!

Two .

TAILS: How do you know all that?

LORD EGGMAN: [evil laughs]

Congratulations, my lab assistant.

TAILS: ... and sidekick?

LORD EGGMAN: Thanks to your A+ tattling

I'll be able to quash this little rebellion

once and for all!

Robots! Attack!

[stomping techno sounds]

REBEL STICKS: [intimidating scream]

AMY: [loud shout]

[loud smash sound and roar]

SONIC: Yeah!

LORD EGGMAN: Outta the way, ya vulpecular varmint!

Who cares?

What's one lab assistant in the larger scheme of things?

[loading mechanical sounds]

TAILS: You just saved my life! But why?

I'm with Lord Eggman!

We may be on opposite sides, right now

but the Tails I know would've done the same for me.

[light fist bumping sound]

LORD EGGMAN: Can we get back to the battle already?

SONIC: You asked for it, Egghead!

[all laugh]

[dramatic climax music]

[rocket boost sounds]

LORD EGGMAN: This doesn't make sense, I never lose!

SONIC: Well, it's been real, guys!

I need to go back to my dimension.

But, with Stick's leadership and a crew like you by her side

I got a feeling Lord Eggman's days are numbered.

[triumphant music as portal opens]

[tyres screeching]

- Bye! - Don't forget to write!

SONIC(STEVE): Yippity dippity doo! I'm Sonic the Hedgehog!

EGGMAN: No, no, no! Where's the nuance?

Where's that... Sonic je ne sais quoi?

SONIC (O.S.): Je ne sais wha?

LORD EGGMAN: Sonic! What are you doing here?

I mean... That's not Sonic! This is the real Sonic!

Yippity dip! Skipperroo! I'm Sonic! Got catch'em all!

[double gulp]

MOMBOT: I'm so proud of my two boys.

I mean your plan was a colossal faile.ur

But, at least, you could finally work together.

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