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[grunts]

Ya!

(Gasp)

(Chuckle)

Ya!

Hey Tails, how's operation make-a-big-robot mess going?

(Whoosh)

Not as well as operation come-up-with-better-names.

I can't get the unbolterizer to fire!

(Whoosh)

(Cluck)

(Beep)

Loved to stay and help clean up,

but we weren't the ones who tried to lure you into a trap.

Gr r!

Look at all this trash!

Those dunderheads were supposed to haul it off 3 weeks ago!

(Beep)

Sir, rather than taking us all out in a blaze of glory,

might I suggest you contact the requisite government entities?

My trash should have been collected 3 weeks ago!

Mm hmm!

You're in luck! This is an election year.

I'll take care of it immediately!

Eggman, one.

Trash, zero!

Would you care to pay the fee now or by mail?

Let me see that!

This is highway robbery!

Now I regret blowing the kazoo.

You're charging me for trash collection?

I thought the government was supposed to do things for free.

That's why everyone else pays taxes!

The amount of garbage you had this month

was way above the limit!

So you have to pay a one-time fee.

If you don't, I'll foreclose on your evil lair!

There's got to be money around here somewhere...

Maybe I could get a few bucks for my particle accelerator!

Ah, but I could never part with that. I made it at summer camp!

Might I suggest selling your Doomsday Device?

You haven't used it since the beginning of season one.

No. I need to come up with a well thought out,

common sense plan to raise the money I need. I know!

I'll turn my evil lair into a resort hotel!

And how are you going to find people

who want to vacation in an evil lair?

Hurry, hurry, hurry!

Step right up to see exotic birds

designed to lure you into a sales pitch!

Cubot,

you're not supposed to tell them that!

Oh, right. I forgot.

Attention everyone!

There are no birds!

Doh!

All right, what's Eggman's angle?

He's turned his lair into a resort hotel

to pay a small one time garbage collection fee.

Sounds like the writers are just phoning it in.

But, just in case, we better go check it out.

Ah, morning, Admiral.

Morning, Doctor. Has today's paper arrived?

I'm keen to read the cricket scores.

Smashing!

Ah, apparently some Eggman fellow is going to open a hotel.

I'm Eggman, and this is the hotel!

Oh, jolly good! When does it open?

It is open. You're standing in it!

My word. I'd better scrub my shoe.

Party's over, Egghead.

We're here to figure out your angle.

There's no angle. I'm just trying to run a hotel.

A hotel? My word! When does it open?

It is open.

Then I guess you won't mind if we check in.

I suppose not.

That's not the right attitude!

You should have a cheerful rapport with your clientele.

And logo pens.

No sign of evildoing.

Maybe Eggman was telling the truth.

Eh, one way to find out.

Ohh Egghead!

Hmm?

Bring me a Kaluki Juki.

Where's the umbrella and pineapple wedge?

(Grumbles)

(Grunts)

And I need like ten of those free notepads.

I'm making a 3D paper model of a train.

That's not what those are for!

Excuse me, boy.

I'm going to need 3 more towels.

You're already using too many!

You should be more accommodating to the needs of your guests

if you want people to come back.

I don't want any of you to come back!

I almost have what I need to pay the mayor's extortion.

And when I do, I'm kicking all of you out!

My pillows are gone.

What do you mean they're "gone"?

They'll never find me in here.

And it's nice and spacious!

I could open a pillow hotel for the purple pillow people.

All right, I have your money, you government goober.

It wasn't even hard!

I just turned my lair into a hotel!

You do know you need a permit to do that?

Yeah, well, what are you gonna do, right?

What's done is done. Life goes on.

Eh, would you care to pay for the permit and fines now

or by mail?

(Grumbles)

I'm staying here for a week,

but I fear commitment.

Can I have a different room every night?

A different room every night?

Are you out of your mind? Get out of my hotel!

If you want to raise the money,

you have to be nice to the guests.

I'll be nice to you!

Ha ho, wait!

Ha, fine, I'll do it your way.

My television remote is filthy!

Maybe you're what's filthy!

Get outta my hotel!

Much better, sir.

Evening, Doctor.

Busy night?

I'm working my tuchus off

and I still don't have enough to pay the Mayor.

Don't worry, old chap. You'll get it.

As surely as my face is capable of expressing complex emotions.

Boss!

I just heard some big news!

Did you hear the big news?

The new hotel is about to get secretly reviewed

by a secret reviewer

who writes secret reviews for Secret Review Magazine !

Yeah! Everyone's talking about it!

It's really important business numberwords, Mr Nameperson.

I seriously doubt that's how the conversation went.

But I've got to identify and impress that secret reviewer

so I can make this place profitable

and then shut it down.

(Gasps) That could be him!

Quick, you doorknobs. Look dignified!

Welcome to Eggman Towers.

Hey! I was next in line!

You're unimportant.

But I just need a paperclip.

This isn't the free paperclip store!

Now, will you go away?

Is that how you talk to your guests?

Ah, no! Never.

Here's your paperclip, madam.

You have one too. It's our way of saying welcome. Ha.

I do hope it's quiet here.

Reservation under Redd Herron.

I've had a chaotic week. I wish to relax.

We pride ourselves on creating

a serene, tranquil vacation environment.

(Laughter)

You better run!

(Laughter)

Whoa!

Try to catch me!

(Laughter)

We're also family friendly! Ha.

I'm very particular about my accommodations.

My line of work has me in many hotels.

Excuse me.

Can't you see I'm busy with an important customer?

Ha, I promise. No more interruptions!

My children are hungry!

I demand that you stop what you're doing

and feed them at once!

You demand ?

I'm paying good money to stay at this hotel.

Grr...

Fine! You insufferable woman.

I'll just stop what I'm doing

and feed your ill-behaved children.

Excuse me, could I--

(Clears throat)

Um, uh--

Ah, ahem.

Ah, how is everything?

Mediocre.

Not you. Him!

Mediocre.

I'd give it 3 out of 10 if I was a reviewer.

What? You're not a reviewer?

No, I'm an insurance adjuster.

Oh, for crying out loud!

All this time I've been nice to you for no reason?

If you're not the reviewer, then who is?

(Shrieks)

Care for a spot of tea, sir?

Excuse me, we've been waiting forever!

In a minute, you harpy!

I would love some tea.

Decaf though. I don't want to be too jittery today

while I'm selling vacuum cleaners.

Selling vacuum cleaners? Is that even a thing anymore?

There's supposed to be a reviewer,

and I'm wasting all my time on you imbeciles!

Well! This is the most appalling service

I've ever had the misfortune of receiving.

And you are a rude, rude man!

And I'm the reviewer!

You?

Well, this has been a fiasco.

I guess I should just go with the old standby.

(Evil music)

Ahh!

Eh, Mayor's office. Mayor speaking.

I've taken your villagers prisoner.

Get rid of my fees or I'll get rid of them !

Uh, who is this?

Eh, hang on. I need to find my hostage negotiating hat.

(On hold music)

Robots, attack!

(Screaming)

Ya!

Ya!

Ya! Ya!

Hi-ya!

(Ding)

Ya!

(Beeping)

- Uh oh. - Uh oh.

(Ka-boom)

(Screaming)

What am I gonna do?

I'm ruined!

Not if I have anything to say about it.

What are you talking about?

Even though it was based on misguided assumptions

and plot contrivances, you treated me with kindness.

So, I've decided to approve an enormous insurance settlement

to rebuild your lair and pay for all your permits and fines.

Then everything will be back to normal!

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