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This is the story of two sisters,
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Jessica Tate
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and Mary Campbell.
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These are the Tates,
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and these are the Campbells.
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And this is Soap.
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Oh!
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Oh!
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Maggie, why are we doing this?
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Just relax, Dallas, relax.
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I mean, when you said,
"dress casual,"
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I figured, maybe
a champagne brunch,
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but this...
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I got a message
to meet an informer here,
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someone with news about Wendy.
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Do you know why
people come here?
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Do you have any idea?
We could be arrested.
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For what?
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We're standing here.
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All right,
that couple over there,
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they're not breaking the law?
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Of course not.
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Now they are.
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Come on, this is crazy!
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No, no, wait a minute.
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We're gonna stay
and meet our contact.
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Right, who is he?
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Never met him.
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You don't know
what he looks like?
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How are we gonna single him out?
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I mean, it's not like he can
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wear a carnation in his lapel.
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Why don't we just
sit down over here,
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See who pops by, okay?
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Hi.
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Well, hi, there.
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Mm, you have a great body.
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Ha.
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You have a great towel.
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I'll be in room 12.
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Seemed like a nice person.
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What was that all about?
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Oh, Maggie, she was
just... flirting,
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it's no reason to be jealous.
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Oh, well, I'm not jealous
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when they flirt.
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I'm jealous when you flirt.
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Oh!
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Come on, Maggie,
it's bound to happen.
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I mean, we're adults.
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These things happen.
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Look, it's no big deal.
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Hi.
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Hey, jocko, I'm sitting there.
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She is with me, I am with her,
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we are together.
Do you understand that?
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And we'd like to be
alone. Thank you.
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Jodie, that could
have been our contact.
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The only thing
he wanted to contact
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is wrapped up in your towel.
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Maggie?
Hey, you pervert!
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Get away from us, huh?
For God's sake...
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No, don't hold me back...
Jodie!
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What are you...?
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Just put your hands up, okay?
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I have your information.
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Oh, sorry,
just first impressions.
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For you.
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For you.
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Do you wanna take a shower?
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No thanks. No thanks.
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Uh-oh!
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What is it, what is it?
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Here, read.
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"Your daughter is living
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in a kung-fu fortress
in Malibu."
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Malibu?
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Yeah. There's
a flight out tonight.
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Come on, let's go.
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Well, since it's Malibu,
I won't have to change.
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Excuse, please, Don O'Donnelly,
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but we can't... Huh?
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Can't understand
what you're saying.
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We can't hear.
Oh, oh, oh.
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My apologies, gentleman.
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I have root canal.
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They told me to keep it packed.
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I know I speak for all of us
when I extend my sympathy
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for the passing of Vito Hersh.
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Oh, yeah.
Oh, it's a shame.
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Whose heart
unfortunately gave out
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moments after
his throat was cut.
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This, of course, creates
a vacancy in Arizona,
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which I have decided
to fill with Elmore Tibbs.
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Hey, thank you.
Thank you, Don O'Donnelly.
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That's all right.
Thank you.
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Well, heh, heh.
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Oh, please.
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I would like to say first
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that I am really looking forward
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to taking over
our Arizona operations.
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See, I get these headaches,
and I know Scottsdale
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is gonna be very good
for my sinuses.
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Now, why don't you stand up
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and tell us what's going on
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in Connecticut?
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All right, well.
Well, first,
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there's a kink in
our massage-parlor operations.
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The new sheriff of Dunn's River
will not cooperate.
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Now, I've threatened him,
I roughed him up,
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I've blackmailed him, but still,
he's breathing down my neck.
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Well, I finally had to
take out his deputy.
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So needless to say,
the heat is on.
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Hey, what...?
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Don't worry about it.
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One of the bodyguards,
probably Moose,
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must have seen a duck.
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Must have seen a whole flock.
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Well, yeah.
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Anyway, this Sheriff Campbell
has got to be dealt with.
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I think...
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All right.
Drop it!
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It's not your bagels,
I meant your guns.
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Sit down!
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We don't carry guns.
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That's what we got security for.
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Yeah. You took
this place alone?
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Yeah, that's right,
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I took this place all by myself.
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Hey, yeah, that's right.
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Wait a minute, you.
Hey!
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You, you're him, aren't you?
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Who?
Who? You, who.
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Mr. Big, here.
The Godfather!
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Godfather?
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Yeah, like an organized
crime... syndicate.
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Syndicate?
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There's no such thing
as a syndicate.
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I'm just an honest businessman
from Bayonne.
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Who are you?
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Burt Campbell.
Sheriff, Connecticut.
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No more, stop that.
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Uh, will there be anything else, monsieur?
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Perhaps another carafe
of the chardonnay?
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Yes, should I bring you
perhaps an ap?ritif, monsieur?
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Do... Yeah.
Yeah, give me a beer.
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Yes, I'll be right back.
Godfather.
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Tibbs!
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Aah!
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Don't...
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You sly...
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No, please!
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You scum!
No, please. Have mercy!
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Mercy?
You want mercy, huh?
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My son's fighting for his life
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because of you.
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I'm gonna put you away, Tibbs.
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I'm gonna put you...
Please!
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Mr. Campbell.
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Hey, it's just you and us, huh?
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Maybe we can make a deal.
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I can make you
a very wealthy man.
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Ooh!
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Maybe not.
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I don't make deals with garbage.
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All right, come on,
everybody up, here.
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On your feet,
I'm taking everybody...
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On your knees!
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Gonzo, get up here.
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All right, everybody
goes homes with me, here.
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Come on.
Come on, come on.
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Come on, come on, go.
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Mary?
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Chester.
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I got here
as quickly as I could.
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Is something wrong?
How's Danny?
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He needs a kidney.
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Kidney, you're kidding!
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Chester, would I kid
about a kidney?
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They won't take one of mine.
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Why?
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They're not good enough.
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Oh.
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How about Jodie?
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No!
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You could run an ad.
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He needs a kidney
of a blood relative.
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Oh, well, if you're out
and Jodie's out,
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what are you gonna do?
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He needs your kidney, Chester.
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Oh, ho, ho, ho.
Well, Mary, I'd be delighted,
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I'd give him one in a shot,
but I'm hardly a blood relative.
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Yes, you are.
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No, no, Mary.
I'm his uncle.
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No, you're not.
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You're his father.
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Yeah, Chester.
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Before you married Jessica,
remember?
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You kidding?
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No.
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Mary, that was...
That one time.
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No, Chester, it was two weeks.
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Every night.
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Two weeks every night?
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Ha, ha.
Boy, those were the days!
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I wish I could do
half that now, even a quarter.
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Chester.
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Mary, why didn't you
ever tell me?
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I didn't know.
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For 28 years?
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When I realized I was pregnant,
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you suddenly announced
you were gonna marry Jessica.
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Mary, I was forced into that.
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Your mother was gonna
have my father arrested!
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Well, it doesn't matter now.
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What matters is Danny.
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You're his father, Chester.
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You're the only one
that can give him a kidney,
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You'll do it, of course.
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Chester?
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Mary, are you sure he's my son?
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He is your son, Chester.
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Do you think that I would
ask you for your kidney
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if he wasn't?
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If you weren't his father,
your kidney would kill him!
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You realize everyone will know?
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If I give the kidney,
it will give it away.
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Chester, without your kidney,
Danny will die.
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El!
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Oh, my. Hide, hide.
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El, could I speak
with you a mom...?
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Jessica!
Heh, heh, heh.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, well.
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Well, well, well.
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This... This lady is from
the Immigration department.
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Uh-huh.
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Oh, really?
Yes.
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Now, you see,
you have to go straight
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up the stairs here,
out the front door,
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and it would be
the third house on your left.
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Uh-huh.
Yes, yes, yes.
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Um, you will see...
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You will see they have
two illegal aliens
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doing the gardening.
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See ya.
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I forgot to renew my green card.
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Really?
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Yeah. Do you know
what she suggested?
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I bribe her.
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I... I was shocked!
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How dare you?!
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Oh, well, I could have been
deported, you know.
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It was a small bribe.
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I can't believe this!
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I couldn't, either.
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I mean, corruption
in government!
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I knock myself out
to make myself
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look wonderful for you,
I shopped for days
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for just the right nightgown,
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and then last night,
I threw myself at you,
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and you walked out of the room.
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And now today I find you
with another woman.
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Oh, Jessica,
that was not a woman,
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that was a prostitute.
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00:12:03,756 --> 00:12:06,257
Besides, I do it for you!
268
00:12:06,258 --> 00:12:07,759
I see.
269
00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:10,762
To protect you
from my lustful advances.
270
00:12:10,763 --> 00:12:12,263
Fine.
271
00:12:12,264 --> 00:12:13,732
If you can go out
with other women,
272
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,233
then I can go out
with other men.
273
00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:16,735
Oh, no, no, no, no, Jessica!
274
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,236
Please, no, no, no.
275
00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:19,738
Please. Okay,
first of all
276
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,740
I do not go out with them.
277
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,742
I would never go out with them.
278
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:24,783
I just have sex with them.
279
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,746
Well, if you can
do it, so can I.
280
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:28,747
Jessica, please.
281
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,749
Now, you are not
that type of woman.
282
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,751
So far.
That's the problem.
283
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,252
No, Jessica, please.
284
00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:35,754
Will you sit down over here?
285
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:36,755
Let me explain this to you.
286
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,256
You've everything
all upside down.
287
00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:40,258
Now, this is a man's
thing, this passion.
288
00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:41,259
Men are all the same.
289
00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:42,761
Woman are different.
290
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:43,762
They come in two shapes.
291
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,264
There are the ones that
make love and are garbage,
292
00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:48,267
and the ones who go
to heaven when they die.
293
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:53,605
Who says?
294
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,107
God.
295
00:12:57,009 --> 00:12:58,944
Told you personally, I suppose.
296
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,946
No. Jessica,
the point is this,
297
00:13:01,947 --> 00:13:03,782
I have asked you to marry me
298
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,284
a long time now,
and you always say no.
299
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:09,287
So, until you say yes, Jess,
300
00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:10,789
go to other women,
make a little tiempo,
301
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,290
come home, take a nice shower,
302
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:13,291
what's the big deal?
303
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:15,293
There is no big deal,
304
00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:16,294
but did it ever occur to you
305
00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:17,796
that perhaps I might have
306
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:18,764
some of the same needs as you?
307
00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:22,267
No. Only men
have those needs.
308
00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:24,769
Now, women have needs, yes, yes,
309
00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:26,271
to dance and also
to hold babies.
310
00:13:29,775 --> 00:13:31,176
Wrong.
311
00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:32,677
Oh, Jessica.
312
00:13:32,678 --> 00:13:35,180
Jessica, marry me.
Marry me,
313
00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:37,182
and I will stop
all this disgusting stuff
314
00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:39,024
I do with other women,
and do it only with you.
315
00:13:41,053 --> 00:13:43,555
Say I do, and we will.
316
00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:46,058
I can't.
317
00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:49,561
Then I won't.
318
00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:51,029
So don't.
319
00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:52,064
Then you won't.
320
00:13:53,065 --> 00:13:54,066
Wanna bet?
321
00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:00,072
Hmph.
322
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:22,193
Doctor, Mary Campbell
is here to see you.
323
00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:23,695
I'm not in, I'm out.
324
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,698
Tell her I'm out,
I won't be in all day.
325
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:28,700
Hello,
Dr. Drell.
326
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:32,203
Mary, hello!
327
00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:33,705
What a pleasant surprise,
come in.
328
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:39,210
Oh, look at him,
isn't he adorable?
329
00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:41,713
Hello wittle Scotty,
do you wemember me?
330
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,715
I'm your mommy's gynecowogist.
331
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,717
Doctor, I have to talk to you.
332
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,219
Mary, you talked to me
yesterday.
333
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,721
I want a second opinion.
334
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,723
He's not an alien, Mary.
335
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,725
Doctor.
336
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:56,227
Mary, I told you three days ago,
337
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:58,229
I told you two days before that,
338
00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:00,231
and I told you yesterday,
339
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:03,735
that baby came
from County General, not Mars.
340
00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:06,738
You think I'm crazy, don't you?
341
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,239
Go ahead, you can say it.
342
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,741
You think I'm crazy, right?
343
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,743
Very.
344
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:12,744
He makes sounds.
345
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,246
Mary, why do you
keep doing this?
346
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:16,748
This is my son!
347
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,750
There's something
wrong with him!
348
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:19,751
And you're a doctor,
349
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,753
and I am here
because I need your help.
350
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:25,256
Now, something happened today,
something I cannot explain,
351
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:28,259
something that gives me
chills up my spine.
352
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:32,597
Doctor, my baby...
353
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:33,598
flies.
354
00:15:38,037 --> 00:15:39,470
Would you like a bite of this?
355
00:15:39,471 --> 00:15:41,973
It's very good.
Velveeta.
356
00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:44,475
Fine, you think I'm crazy.
That's reasonable.
357
00:15:44,476 --> 00:15:45,977
I mean, you're probably
saying to yourself,
358
00:15:45,978 --> 00:15:48,846
"How could this little baby
be an alien
359
00:15:48,847 --> 00:15:50,348
when he isn't even silver?"
360
00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:53,218
Am I right?
361
00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:56,220
Well, I was skeptical at first.
362
00:15:56,221 --> 00:16:01,726
Well, see, I didn't actually
see him fly, but he... moves.
363
00:16:01,727 --> 00:16:05,163
It's called crawling, Mary.
Children do that.
364
00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:08,166
They crawl and they eat
and they cry.
365
00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:10,168
He makes alien noises.
366
00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:13,671
He makes those funny noises
aliens make,
367
00:16:13,672 --> 00:16:17,675
those little peeps
and gee-gee-gee-gee-gee sounds.
368
00:16:17,676 --> 00:16:19,177
Ands ick-ick-ick-ick-ick.
369
00:16:20,579 --> 00:16:23,047
I'm not kidding!
370
00:16:23,048 --> 00:16:25,984
All babies make those little
ick-ick-ick-ick-icks.
371
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:26,985
That's how they talk.
372
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,420
They do?
373
00:16:29,421 --> 00:16:31,289
Even ka-ka-ka-ka-ka?
374
00:16:32,257 --> 00:16:35,259
Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka,
ick-ick-ick-ick-ick,
375
00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:36,761
kippa-kippa-kippa-kippa-kippa,
376
00:16:36,762 --> 00:16:38,763
tuppy-tuppy-tuppy-tuppy.
377
00:16:38,764 --> 00:16:41,232
So you just think
I'm overreacting?
378
00:16:41,233 --> 00:16:44,569
Could be that, overreacting.
379
00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:47,472
Sounds a little like
overreacting to me.
380
00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:48,973
Look, I have to wash up.
381
00:16:48,974 --> 00:16:52,477
Why don't you ring me,
uh, next month
382
00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:55,480
and let me know
how things are going?
383
00:16:55,481 --> 00:16:57,982
Okay. I'm sorry
I'm such a pest.
384
00:16:57,983 --> 00:16:59,984
Oh, please, I'm your friend.
385
00:16:59,985 --> 00:17:00,985
Thanks.
386
00:17:00,986 --> 00:17:02,487
If it was anything serious...
387
00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:04,490
I'd tell you, honestly.
388
00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:07,492
You're not just trying
389
00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:08,860
to keep something from me?
390
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,362
Yes, me.
391
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,865
Mary, please don't worry.
392
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:16,868
He's a perfectly normal
little boy.
393
00:17:20,272 --> 00:17:21,773
Oh, my God.
394
00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:25,777
I gotta run, Mary.
395
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:28,781
Emergency at the hospital.
Thanks for dropping by.
396
00:17:49,835 --> 00:17:51,336
Number 45.
397
00:17:58,844 --> 00:17:59,845
Hai-ya!
398
00:18:03,849 --> 00:18:06,351
Hate to be his dancing partner.
399
00:18:12,858 --> 00:18:14,359
Ai-ya!
400
00:18:33,879 --> 00:18:36,380
They must have quite
a turnover around here.
401
00:18:36,381 --> 00:18:38,382
Listen Jodie, you gotta
promise me something.
402
00:18:38,383 --> 00:18:40,885
If they call your number,
don't do anything foolish.
403
00:18:40,886 --> 00:18:41,886
What do you mean?
404
00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:42,887
I mean, I don't want you
405
00:18:42,888 --> 00:18:44,388
to try to fight that guy.
406
00:18:44,389 --> 00:18:45,790
It would be suicide.
407
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:46,791
Maggie, I'd kill myself
408
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:49,193
before I'd fight that guy.
409
00:18:49,194 --> 00:18:50,194
Anyway, don't worry,
410
00:18:50,195 --> 00:18:51,696
they're not gonna call on us.
411
00:19:00,205 --> 00:19:01,706
Maybe we should have
left the gun home
412
00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:03,208
and brought the piano.
413
00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:07,079
Number 19.
414
00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:09,514
Jodie, it's your number.
415
00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:11,516
What do you mean?
That's you, that's you.
416
00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:12,517
Number 19.
That's your number.
417
00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:14,018
No, it's not.
It's okay.
418
00:19:14,019 --> 00:19:15,019
I'm, uh...
419
00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:17,522
Sixty-one.
420
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:24,529
Number 19, come forward.
421
00:19:32,037 --> 00:19:34,472
Number 19, why do you
not come forward?
422
00:19:34,473 --> 00:19:36,941
Are you not
a brave ninja warrior?
423
00:19:36,942 --> 00:19:38,376
Huh. Uh, me?
424
00:19:38,377 --> 00:19:39,877
No, I'm... I'm...
425
00:19:39,878 --> 00:19:41,846
I'm a... I'm a brave,
uh, ninja warrior.
426
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:43,347
I, uh...
427
00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:45,349
Oh! My number
was upside down.
428
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:46,350
Heh, heh.
Ah.
429
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:48,286
Then come forward now and fight,
430
00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:50,755
or are you afraid of death?
431
00:19:50,756 --> 00:19:51,757
Ha, ha!
432
00:19:54,259 --> 00:19:56,227
I laugh at death.
433
00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:57,728
You kidding?
434
00:19:57,729 --> 00:19:58,729
I come from a family
435
00:19:58,730 --> 00:20:01,232
with a long history of dying.
436
00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:03,568
Number 19, you're trying
my patience.
437
00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:04,569
I am sorry, Your Highness,
438
00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:08,073
I was just waiting
for my biorhythms to settle.
439
00:20:10,075 --> 00:20:12,077
Jodie, I can't let you
go through with this.
440
00:20:13,579 --> 00:20:16,080
I don't think
we have much choice.
441
00:20:16,081 --> 00:20:17,582
Save it.
442
00:20:19,084 --> 00:20:21,586
Are you ready, Number 19?
443
00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:22,587
Yes, Your Highness.
444
00:20:23,449 --> 00:20:25,089
Uh, how come he gets
the wind at his back?
445
00:20:26,091 --> 00:20:27,091
It's okay, it's okay.
446
00:20:27,092 --> 00:20:28,593
You can have the wind.
447
00:20:30,095 --> 00:20:33,098
Uh, hold it.
I lost a contact.
448
00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:42,608
Enough of this.
449
00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:46,111
Let the fight begin.
450
00:20:52,618 --> 00:20:53,618
Aah!
451
00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:01,125
Okay, pal, come
to Brooklyn, all right.
452
00:21:01,126 --> 00:21:03,128
One time, here you go!
453
00:21:13,138 --> 00:21:15,139
It worked!
454
00:21:15,140 --> 00:21:17,642
The Vulcan neck pinch.
455
00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:19,644
Thank you, Star Trek!
456
00:21:19,645 --> 00:21:21,146
Scotty, beam us outta here!
457
00:21:22,147 --> 00:21:25,650
Mr. Dallas,
I am impressed.
458
00:21:25,651 --> 00:21:27,151
You are obviously
more resourceful
459
00:21:27,152 --> 00:21:28,653
than Carol had told us.
460
00:21:29,655 --> 00:21:31,122
I know why you are here.
461
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,124
Listen.
462
00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:37,128
You can keep Carol.
463
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:38,129
All I want is my daughter.
464
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,531
What you want
is of no consequence.
465
00:21:40,532 --> 00:21:41,932
Your daughter is being trained
466
00:21:41,933 --> 00:21:44,268
to become a ninja empress.
467
00:21:44,269 --> 00:21:46,771
She will stay here
and live with our warriors.
468
00:21:46,772 --> 00:21:49,040
As for you,
that is another story.
469
00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:51,008
Hold it right there!
470
00:21:51,009 --> 00:21:54,011
Just hold on one second.
471
00:21:54,012 --> 00:21:56,514
Now, we know the baby
is on the second floor,
472
00:21:56,515 --> 00:21:57,515
and we want her.
473
00:21:59,017 --> 00:22:00,017
You are foolish
474
00:22:00,018 --> 00:22:01,519
to think you can beat the ninja
475
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,021
with conventional weapons.
476
00:22:06,525 --> 00:22:08,025
Well, I don't think
you understand.
477
00:22:08,026 --> 00:22:11,028
See, this gun is loaded,
and I can kill you.
478
00:22:11,029 --> 00:22:12,863
And when you do,
479
00:22:12,864 --> 00:22:15,333
my men will swarm on you
like the Cubans on Miami.
480
00:22:18,303 --> 00:22:19,804
Maggie, give him the gun.
481
00:22:22,307 --> 00:22:24,309
I'm sorry, Jodie.
482
00:22:26,812 --> 00:22:28,313
Take them to the dungeon!
483
00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:41,759
Now that Jodie and Maggie
484
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,260
have been locked upin a dungeon forever,
485
00:22:43,261 --> 00:22:44,762
are they upset,and did they remember
486
00:22:44,763 --> 00:22:46,263
to bring a change of clothes?
487
00:22:46,264 --> 00:22:47,765
Since El Puerco has told Jessica
488
00:22:47,766 --> 00:22:49,266
that he fools aroundwith other women
489
00:22:49,267 --> 00:22:51,268
to stop himselffrom fooling around with her,
490
00:22:51,269 --> 00:22:53,771
will Jessicastart fooling around?
491
00:22:53,772 --> 00:22:55,773
Will they ever fool aroundwith each other?
492
00:22:55,774 --> 00:22:59,176
Now that Mary has told Chesterthat he is Danny's real father,
493
00:22:59,177 --> 00:23:00,678
will Chester find itin his heart
494
00:23:00,679 --> 00:23:02,179
to give Danny his kidney?
495
00:23:02,180 --> 00:23:04,682
These questions and many otherswill be answered
496
00:23:04,683 --> 00:23:07,686
in the next episode of Soap.
497
00:23:07,736 --> 00:23:12,286
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