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Ова е Бени: This is a hundred-family feast.

All the families gather--

are you a Wikipedia all the time?

Hey! Hey! Don't eat the food.

Не, не, не! Don't eat the food.

I'm sorry, sorry. I'm sorry.

We must sing to pass. It's a tradition.

Well, what's not a tradition in this country?

Sing something.

Huh?

Women: Whoo!

Whoo! Во ред! Chin chin.

Well, оди on, sing something.

Sing so we can оди through.

Whoo!

- I can't swim. - I'm scared of heights.

New plan.

Hurry up! Hurry up!

There they are!

Што's the weight limit on this wire?

I better оди first. It might be safer.

And don't tell me not to look down.

Don't look down.

Whoa!

Oh-ho-ho! Whoa!

- Ah! - Ah!

Бени: I'm slipping.

Easy on the ding-ding.

Што?

It's the only thing i can hold!

Бени: Too small.

This is a bad idea.

Don't hang there. Use your feet!

I told you it was a good plan.

Конор: How long are you going to do this?

Until we get to Хонг Конг.

Не, I mean this. Chase guys like me

halfway around the world.

You know, you're не spring chicken anymore.

I'm set in my own way.

Not young enough to change.

Well, you could still change

if you wanted to. Што would you do?

I like alpacas.

Добро. So we're talking about alpacas now.

To me, they symbolize peace.

I've always wanted to have one,

but it's impossible in Хонг Конг.

Move out here to the country

and have a whole pack of them.

Hell, start an alpaca festival.

Or do they already have one of those here?

Listen, I think you did a really great job

of looking after Саманта.

Hey.

Settle down, I'm being Sincere.

Look at me.

When you see her, remember my face.

Не, I just mean even though you're a hard ass

and short tempered and stubborn, mean...

Да, yeah, yeah, yeah, get to the compliments.

Во ред, even though you're all those things,

she turned out great.

Without you, hell.

Can I ask you a serious question, Бени?

How do you do the two fingered thing?

Pressure.

Pressure here, добро?

You know, pressure. Pressure.

Uh.

Конор: Што?

Бени: You need to practice.

Just not like aim it! Boom.

Hey! You'll never learn.

Конор: Uh! God! Shit!

Whoa-ho, whoa, whoa!

Бени: Need to keep body warm. Keep heat in.

We don't have any blankets or fire.

We're fu--

we have each other.

Take the clothes off.

Oh, god. Somehow I knew it was going to come to this.

How come you get to be the big spoon?

Shut up, Конор.

Конор: Whoa! Just-- whoa!

- Бени: Whoa! - Конор: Што are you doing?

Што?

Woman: Eugene, one of them's come alive!

Man: Do you know where the gift shop is?

It's not what you think.

Бени: I need to call Sam.

I really need to wash my hands.

They were uncomfortably warm when I woke up.

Hey.

- Hello. - Sammy...

Sammy! Hello?

Саманта is just fine.

If you hurt her, i promise--

bring the phone to the casino tonight

or I'll kill your Sammy.

Не casino.

We meet in public.

Kai tak terminal, 7:00 pm.

Саманта добро?

Look, I can explain that.

I was gonna give that back.

You have excuse for everything.

You're a liar.

Добро, fine. Total honesty,

I wasn't gonna give it back,

but that's when you were being a dick.

Now that we're partners i was gonna surprise you

and I was just looking for--

I don't partner with cowards.

You're bad luck.

You make things worse.

Oh, really? If it wasn't for me,

you'd be moping around your apartment

eating ramen, reading "alpaca daily."

You say I'm lonely?

If I'm lonely, what are you?

Where's the picture of your family?

Back off, Бени.

- You have не one. - You're right.

I don't have anyone.

All those stories about my mom and dad

and how great they are, i made them up.

I never knew them. They dumped me at birth.

Does that make you happy?

Can I have my jacket?

You got the phone.

So long, Бени.

Извинете ме.

Would you mind holding that for me?

- Да, добро. - Thank you.

Aw, ајде, dude.

You hand me an urn with somebody in it.

Why are you so nosy?

Why you look inside?

Do you just walk around with that thing?

Inside is my friend.

Before he died, i promise him,

I scatter his ashes in Victoria harbor.

I make a promise, now I'm doing it.

Do you have a problem with that?

Не, г-не. I'm-- I'm sorry.

I didn't realize.

You about a 40 jacket?

Бени.

You look well.

Where's Саманта?

Give me the phone.

We can do this the hard way,

if you'd prefer.

Sure.

Let's do this the hard way.

Капетане Танг, the phone has proof.

Виктор Вонг is the matador.

Бени: It can only be unlocked by his thumbprint.

Г-н. Вонг, would you mind humoring us?

Not at all.

Бени: How can this be?

I'm not the matador.

Виктор: I never was.

My Sincere apologies, Г-н. Вонг.

Бени Чен, you're under arrest

for accessory to murder.

Take him away.

Hey, Наталија, it's Конор.

How's Russia? How's your dad?

Good.

Listen, I want to ask you a favor.

It's ridiculous how long you made me чекај.

How am I supposed to cross-process my client

in a timely and litigious manner?

- Hey, Бени. - Конор, what are you doing here?

Well, real men stay and deal with their problems.

A wise man once taught me that.

You guys familiar with the case Kramer v Kramer,

because you're about to be?

A little space.

They're gonna arrest you.

I'm your lawyer.

So, what's the plan?

I was hoping you had some ideas.

You come barging in here

with не plan to get out?

Да, that's how we do in America,

fast and loose.

Бени Чен's attorney's here to see you.

I'm Конор Ватс.

Лесли: Here we оди. We're in.

Thank you for saving us, Лесли.

Thanks for letting me помош.

Well, maybe when this is over

I could take you out for a chicken and beer?

Да, I'd love chicken and beer.

Добро, we're ready.

We've bypassed the thumbprint.

Бени, it just looks like gibberish.

- It's nothing. - Чекај.

Stop right here.

I know where to оди,

but we need a plan to get out of here.

Чекај up, чекај up.

This is the place.

And Ben is the one with the armed thugs.

- You and I split up. - Добро.

Don't try to be a hero by yourself.

Right, не need to start now.

Оди! Оди!

Man: I had не choice.

I did what I had to do to get the phone back--

we never touched her, just scared her a little.

Tell him, Вили.

I was only following your orders.

If I had known who she was--

you liar.

You couldn't have achieved any of this without me.

I am the money man. You need me.

Man: That's where you're wrong, Виктор.

I don't need anyone.

Помош.

You really don't know when to stop, do you?

Конор? Што the hell are you doing here?

It's a long story. I'll tell you over breakfast.

Forget breakfast. Where is Бени?

I have to оди find something to open this with.

I'll be right back.

Don't you dare leave me here.

I'm sorry I got you into this.

Конор! Конор!

Бени, I tried to warn you.

Captain, the phone.

You're the matador?

He looks like the kid from Jerry Maguire.

Thank you, Конор, for sticking with me.

You're welcome, partner.

Guns in the water.

Now.

Конор: Даша! Oh, it's about time.

Sorry we're late.

Well, just glad you could make it.

Welcome to the family, Конор.

- Thanks. - Бени: Family?

- Да, long story. - Huh?

Hello, Chinese man.

Да одиме.

Hey, get 'em!

Look out.

Конор: Оди get Саманта! Оди! Оди!

Оди! Hurry!

Hey, gentle. Mind the packing.

Cocaine.

Yung. This is the Hong Kong police department.

We have you surrounded.

Бени! The ship's sinking!

Саманта!

Ah!

Есмонд: We have you surrounded.

Hands behind your head.

Бени: Конор, watch out!

Freeze.

Boss.

Бени!

Бени!

Take care of my daughter.

Не!

Бени.

Не!

I'm going to choose to remember him

as he was before.

My father died nine years ago.

He was a good man. Best partner I ever had.

Ahem.

Best Chinese partner.

Taking off for Russia tonight.

Really? Why?

Wise man once told me that honor

is the most important thing in life.

I made a promise and I intend to keep it.

Sorry, Конор.

Dos vedanya.

Бени: Where are you taking me?

You'll never get away with this.

Will you pipe down? You're ruining the surprise.

Was he always this grumpy?

Hmm.

Keep the blindfold on.

Во ред.

Добро.

Surprise!

You took me to my own farm?

Не, this!

Бени: Wow! Alpacas.

Wow!

Thought this might keep you busy

since you're не longer chasing bad guys.

Hey, guys! Look at this.

Tada!

Бени, you're famous!

Ooh wee! Hey!

Speaking of... Sam and I are going to оди

for a little walk.

Не, I оди, too. Chaperone.

Don't worry, uncle Бени, i still have the mace.

Good. So all--

ow!

Damn.

Што are you doing?

It didn't work, did it?

I told you. It takes practice.

I've been practicing.

So practice more.

Are they gone?

Да.

Бени, are you добро?

Бени?

Бени.

Are you добро?

Што have you done to him?

Бени? Бени, wake up.

Ајде, please.

Renny harlin: One, two, three, action.

I really don't know how to swim.

- Really? - Да.

Man: Добро. Come back. Dry him out.

- Very good. - He's all right.

Hey, hey! How's that going?

You don't know shit about my parents.

- Money. Honor's more important than money. - Speaking of shit.

Why are you shitting in front of Johnny?

Whoo! Whoo!

Push! Push!

Whoa, I'm falling off.

Виктор Вонг will see to it ow nev--

- give it to me.

Што are you doing?

Што are you trying to do?

La la la la. I'm добро.

- Now. - Што?

I-- I got to get a better angle.

Why-- why you can't do the..

You make me run again.

- You missed. - Huh? Не.

Ah!

- Good job. - Great job.

One take.

Perfect.

BMW x5, 300 horsepower.

27 miles to the gallon.

Што are you doing? You're doing a commercial?

- BMW, bring me one. - They won't give you.

They won't give to you.

- Right? - Oh.

Harlin: Action.

We're here in guilin having a ball.

Jackie's trying to get us off this rock.

Push, Jackie, push!

Ah!

Visa or mastercard?

Can you get it?

Да.

Everybody, dinner time.

Harlin: Cut.