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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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This place is awesome. Told you
having your party two weeks late
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and having mine two
weeks early was perfect.
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And combining parties saved us...
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53%!
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Oh, that was my score
on my last math test!
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Uh, excuse me?
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[Chuckling] Nothing.
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Wow. This place is totally perfect.
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I totally agree, as soon as
we totally change all of it.
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And here we go.
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Okay, so I'm thinking white
satin fabric covering the walls,
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lit from below projecting our
initials in 10-foot letters.
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Well, that actually sounds amaze-balls!
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That sounds expense-balls. Marcie?
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Our budget for decorations
gives us enough for...
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11 balloons, 25 if we
blow them up ourselves.
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- [Sighs]
- Okay, no wall treatments.
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I can live with that.
The important thing is,
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is that we have the
hand-rolled Sushi station.
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You can have Sushi.
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If it's just the four
of us at this party.
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You heard her.
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But, mom! We promised
people an extravaganza!
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No, honey.
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You promised people an extravaganza.
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Marcie and I promised we'd
make you girls a nice party.
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Fine.
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I'm going to make this day as
special for you as possible.
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In fact, I'm taking you to my
salon and giving you party hair!
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People are going to be
saying, "where's the party at?"
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- And you'll just point to your hair.
- Aw!
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- You're the best mom ever!
- Aw.
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You're the worst mom ever!
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What do you mean we can't have a DJ?
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I'm sorry, it's not in our budget.
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Let me introduce you to
the only DJ you need...
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DJ Phoney-Phone.
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They just hook it up to their speakers.
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Are you MC kidding me?
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We absolutely need a
DJ. I'd even forget...
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The laser show, fog
machine, photo booth.
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And the bodybuilders who
were going to carry us in...
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Cleopatra-style.
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And I'm going to forget you
even brought those things up.
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Okay, fine, mom, but we
just need one little DJ.
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[Sighs]
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Please, mom.
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Please! Please!
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Please?
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Okay, fine. You can have a DJ.
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Yes! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
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You're the best mom ever! [Chuckles]
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Sweet! We got a DJ. Hey!
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Where the party at? Huh?
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Not yet, honey. Not yet.
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Everybody, everybody,
get out on the floor.
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It can get a little crazy
when the kick hits the 4.
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Make a scene, make a
scene, nobody can ignore.
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Don't knock it. 'Til you rock
it. We can't take it no more.
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Bring the lights
up, bust the doors down.
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All together now.
Shake It Up, Shake It Up.
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Shake It Up.
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[Music]
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And why do they get a huge party with
some special invitations and a fancy DJ?
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When I turned 16, all
I got was a savings bond
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and the news that I
wasn't getting a car.
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Dude, stop whining.
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You sound like a baby
with a loaded diaper.
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It's just a party.
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No, it's an "extravaganza".
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Well, you're turning it into
an "extrav-I-can't-stand-ya".
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Okay. So for CeCe's sweet 16
what are you gonna get her?
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Well, it's a very special day,
so I thought I'd give her a kiss.
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Of the "bup" variety.
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Bupkes. It's yiddish.
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Means "nothing of value,
significance or substance".
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Okay, here's how this
is going to play out.
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I'm gonna give you fifty bucks, and
you're gonna get CeCe a gift she loves.
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Hmm.
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Seems like that might require more
than my usual bare minimum effort.
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It will.
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But if she loves, loves, loves it,
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you will get a special gift
in return that I guarantee...
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Will make you very, very happy.
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When you say "special,"
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I assume you are referring to that week
at the go-kart camp I've been begging for?
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Shh.
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Don't say another word about it.
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Wow, I'm so excited I could plotz!
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Okay, no more hanging out at the
senior center playing mah-jongg.
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You're going to a
park like a normal kid.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Uh, Rocky?
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You may not have noticed, but a beaver with
a bad perm is taking a nap on your head.
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Or at least, that's
what I hope it's taking.
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My mom was trying some practice
hairdos on me for the party.
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This is version four.
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I would've shown you version three, but
I couldn't fit it through the window.
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Look, I know it's a bit much, but it
means a lot to her, and I just want to...
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Please everybody?
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Excuse me?
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Are you implying that
I'm a people pleaser?
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Oh, no, I'm not implying it.
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Your hair is screaming it!
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Okay, look, this is how it
works with me and my mom.
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She tells me what she wants and I do it.
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I know that's a novel concept for you.
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What is that supposed to mean?
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Like at the party place, you and
your mom argued the entire time.
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You practically ran around screaming,
"I want it, I want it, I want it".
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And what happened? Oh, that's right.
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You didn't get it, you didn't
get it, you didn't get it.
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Well, I got us the DJ!
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And fortunately for you and
that Sasquatch on your head!
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We did not get that photo booth.
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Whoa, cool hat.
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It's my hair!
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Well, in that case,
whoa, ridiculous hair!
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Ah. CeCe, help me with my homework?
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Sure.
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Okay. So, it's a word
association assignment.
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So, I'll say a word, and you say the
first thing that pops into your head.
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Okay.
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Tomato.
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Po-tah-to.
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- Gift?
- Diamonds.
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[Slowly] Gift?
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[Slowly] Diamonds.
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$50?
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Down payment.
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On diamonds.
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Well, I've decided on my gift
for Rocky and CeCe's sweet 16.
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It's a ritualistic, coming-of-age,
old country tradition.
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Needless to say, it will blow them away!
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[Chuckling]
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Wait, wait. Not, not literally, right?
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[Chuckles]
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Not telling.
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[Stammering] You know what? This
whole party has gotten ridiculous.
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You know what I got
for my 16th birthday?
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The flu!
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I thought you got the news
you weren't getting a car?
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I'm making a point!
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You know, it's my time to shine.
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I'm going to throw myself a sweet 18!
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Except now when I hear it out loud,
I'm not gonna to call it a sweet 18.
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I'm going to call it a "Manly Awesome
Better Than A Sweet 16, 18 Party".
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Really? That's what you want to change it
to after hearing the other one out loud?
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It's a work in progress!
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So I'm looking at the "Princess
stretch limousine package".
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Yeah, love that it has Wi-Fi, um,
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but do you, by any chance, have
a stretchier stretch limousine?
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I don't want to get my
party dress all wrinkled,
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so I'm planning on laying
across the backseat.
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You know what? I'm
just being ridiculous.
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I'm only turning 16 once.
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So let's go with the ultimate party bus.
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Yeah, the one with the light-up,
non-slip dance floor that's gonna...
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Excuse me?
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I was wondering if I could
pay for this with a check.
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A reality check!
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[Beep]
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Well, that was a little unnecessary.
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Oh!
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So you do understand the meaning
of the word "unnecessary"?
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Do you also understand
the words "you lost it"?
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Are you about to give me a lecture?
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CeCe, at this point, I can't
afford to give you anything else.
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Come on, mom. It's just one itty-bitty
double-decker fifty-person party bus.
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Please.
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Not going to work this time, CeCe!
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You're being completely unfair, mother!
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- I mean, sometimes you just...
- CeCe, stop talking back!
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I've had it with you.
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I've gone out of my way to make
you the nicest party I possibly can,
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but you don't appreciate anything.
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You're acting like a selfish,
spoiled, self-centered teenager.
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When I was a teenager, I would
never talk to my mother that way.
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Yeah, I'm sure you were perfect.
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What did I say about talking back?
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If those invitations weren't already
mailed, I would cancel this party.
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Actually, a Butler hand-delivered them.
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I mean, snail mail is
fine for regular parties,
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but not for a CeCe Jones extravaganza.
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That's it. You're grounded!
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- Wha...
- And I mean, grounded, okay?
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You can go to your sweet 16,
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but that'll be the last place
you'll be going while you're 16.
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You're grounding me for a year?
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For what, having style?
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Because in that case,
then ground me for life.
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That's it.
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One more word out of you
and I am adding a month.
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Ugh!
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Not technically a word, but I'm adding
a month anyway, because I am the mother!
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Yeah, mother of all party poopers.
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- [Shouting] Two months!
- Ugh!
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[Music]
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Whoa! Why are you wearing a
satellite dish around your neck?
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It's an early sweet 16 gift from my mom.
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Hey, if I hold my head the right way,
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I can actually hear the baby
monitor from apartment 4G.
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- Really?
- [Chuckles] Yeah, no!
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It has sentimental value.
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My mom's mom gave it to
her when she turned 16.
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- Is it that bad?
- Well, here's one thing I like about it.
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It totally distracts
from that crazy hairdo.
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I know! It's terrible!
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I just don't want to hurt her
feelings. I don't know what to tell her.
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Well, I'd start with, "hey, thanks for
the hubcap on a chain, but I'll pass".
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Although choose your words more carefully,
or else you might get grounded, too.
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Wait, is reorganizing family
photos part of your punishment?
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No. I'm just looking for
some pictures of us so
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we can blow them up and
decorate the party room.
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Hello, Rocky.
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Yeah and I'm the one
with the bad attitude.
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Well, did you at least apologize?
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For what? Wanting a nice party?
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If anything, she should apologize to me.
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You should've heard the
way she talked to me.
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CeCe, I live one flight up.
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I did hear the way she talked to you.
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In fact, I think people in Ohio
heard the way she talked to you.
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Well, apparently, I should just be
more like my mom when she was my age.
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Loving, respectful,
perfect and appreciative.
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- [Scoffing] Wouldn't kill you.
- Excuse me?
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Yeah, I said your mom is mean.
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Hey, look at that.
Mean and totally retro.
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She looks like she should be in one
of those 1980s Molly Ringwald movies!
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Oh, yeah, she'd be the
goody two-shoes who says,
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"don't go to the party, Molly. You
might have fun and meet a cute guy".
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Or she might be the
girl having the party.
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"Georgia's sweet 16"?
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Oh, this, I've got to see!
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Ah!
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Woman: Hold it up for the camera,
Georgia. I want to document everything.
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Okay, so, this is, like, my
totally awesome sweet 16 invitation.
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It's going to be, like, the
most totally awesome party ever!
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Thank you! I love you, mommy!
241
00:12:38,559 --> 00:12:42,329
See? "I'm just the sweet,
perfect little Georgia peach".
242
00:12:42,330 --> 00:12:43,475
Woman: Come on out, Georgia.
243
00:12:43,476 --> 00:12:47,645
I want to see how beautiful
you look in your sweet 16 dress!
244
00:12:47,646 --> 00:12:50,437
I hate it, I hate it, I hate it!
245
00:12:50,438 --> 00:12:56,338
Woman: You're being ridiculous.
It's beautiful. Now, come on.
246
00:12:58,546 --> 00:13:00,811
You look lovely.
247
00:13:00,812 --> 00:13:02,999
Yeah, like I'm so sure.
248
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:06,486
Okay, I don't wanna look lovely,
I wanna look like Madonna!
249
00:13:06,487 --> 00:13:08,754
This dress is totally not rad
and if you make me wear it,
250
00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:12,526
I'm not even going to
show up at my sweet 16!
251
00:13:12,527 --> 00:13:15,467
Hey, wait a minute.
252
00:13:16,497 --> 00:13:22,397
I think that sweet little Georgia
peach might be a little rotten!
253
00:13:23,304 --> 00:13:25,750
Woman: Careful, Georgia, or
your face will freeze like that.
254
00:13:25,751 --> 00:13:28,488
Hmm! So funny, I forgot to laugh!
255
00:13:28,489 --> 00:13:31,953
I mean, this party is nothing
like I wanted it to be, mother.
256
00:13:31,954 --> 00:13:36,943
I still don't understand why you refused
to get New Kids on the Block to perform.
257
00:13:36,944 --> 00:13:39,348
Woman but I did get you a DJ.
258
00:13:39,349 --> 00:13:41,654
Uncle Ernie? [Scoffs]
259
00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:43,694
Gross me out the door, mother.
260
00:13:43,695 --> 00:13:47,355
You're ruining my party! Ugh!
261
00:13:47,955 --> 00:13:49,815
Wow.
262
00:13:50,598 --> 00:13:52,872
I don't even know what to say.
263
00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:55,393
I do. Rewind!
264
00:14:03,411 --> 00:14:05,645
Oh, come on! I'm running out of time.
265
00:14:05,646 --> 00:14:10,051
What am I going to get for CeCe
that she's going to love, love, love?
266
00:14:10,052 --> 00:14:13,553
It's a tough one. Glad I got
my gift out of the way early.
267
00:14:13,554 --> 00:14:17,917
Sure, I had to dress up like a Butler and
deliver invitations all over Chicago...
268
00:14:17,918 --> 00:14:21,394
But it didn't cost me anything.
269
00:14:21,395 --> 00:14:23,993
Except your dignity.
270
00:14:23,994 --> 00:14:27,334
Please. Lost that years ago.
271
00:14:27,335 --> 00:14:30,570
Guys, help me. I really
want to go to go-kart camp!
272
00:14:30,571 --> 00:14:33,871
I mean, make CeCe happy!
273
00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:36,235
Come on, why are you
making this so hard?
274
00:14:36,236 --> 00:14:37,662
Stop and think.
275
00:14:37,663 --> 00:14:40,985
What is the one thing that CeCe
likes more than anything in the world?
276
00:14:40,986 --> 00:14:43,386
Ah, herself!
277
00:14:44,025 --> 00:14:47,745
I've got some shopping to do.
278
00:14:51,042 --> 00:14:52,706
I cannot believe my mother.
279
00:14:52,707 --> 00:14:55,751
She made herself out to be
this perfect little angel.
280
00:14:55,752 --> 00:14:59,533
Well, little angel, someone's
halo is about to get knocked off.
281
00:14:59,534 --> 00:15:02,945
And that's my cue to leave.
282
00:15:02,946 --> 00:15:05,372
Are you sure you don't want
to stick around and hear this?
283
00:15:05,373 --> 00:15:07,911
Oh, I think I will.
284
00:15:07,912 --> 00:15:10,192
CeCe: Mom!
285
00:15:13,281 --> 00:15:17,284
Yes, Cecelia, do you have
something you want to say to me?
286
00:15:17,285 --> 00:15:20,353
Oh, I have plenty to say.
287
00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:23,325
[Giggling] Oh, this is
going to be totally gnarly.
288
00:15:23,326 --> 00:15:26,257
You're going to, like,
totally bust her, aren't you?
289
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:30,032
- To the max!
- Exactly what I would do!
290
00:15:30,033 --> 00:15:32,395
- It is?
- For sure!
291
00:15:32,396 --> 00:15:35,775
You saw the way I talked
to my mom at my sweet 16.
292
00:15:35,776 --> 00:15:38,171
Yeah, but I'm not you.
293
00:15:38,172 --> 00:15:42,409
[Scoffs] That's bogus. You
and I are totally the same.
294
00:15:42,410 --> 00:15:46,546
Okay, now I'm definitely
re-thinking this.
295
00:15:46,547 --> 00:15:49,516
What are you talking about? She
needs to be taken down a few notches.
296
00:15:49,517 --> 00:15:54,264
After all that attitude she threw at
you, she deserves it. Give it to her good!
297
00:15:54,265 --> 00:15:58,215
But she was just being a
mom. And that's what moms do.
298
00:15:58,216 --> 00:16:00,191
Yeah, I'm so sure.
299
00:16:00,192 --> 00:16:05,207
Didn't you see the video?
Uh, she was a total nightmare.
300
00:16:05,208 --> 00:16:08,557
Uh, I was a total nightmare.
301
00:16:08,558 --> 00:16:10,237
Yeah, but you were 16.
302
00:16:10,238 --> 00:16:13,573
And 16-year-olds do that. They
can be selfish and self-centered.
303
00:16:13,574 --> 00:16:19,474
And then they grow up and they become
responsible, and sometimes they become...
304
00:16:19,580 --> 00:16:24,521
Amazing mothers that have to put up with
their own horrible, obnoxious daughters.
305
00:16:24,522 --> 00:16:27,554
I owe her an apology, to the max.
306
00:16:27,555 --> 00:16:28,426
[Scoffs]
307
00:16:28,427 --> 00:16:31,487
Gag me with a spoon.
308
00:16:33,261 --> 00:16:37,263
Yes, CeCe. Do you have
something to say to me or not?
309
00:16:37,264 --> 00:16:39,978
[Sighing] Yeah, mom, I do.
310
00:16:39,979 --> 00:16:45,438
Look, I've been a total brat.
And everything you said was true.
311
00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:50,609
I feel horrible. I am really, really,
really lucky to have you as a mom.
312
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:53,430
That is so sweet.
313
00:16:53,753 --> 00:16:56,833
You know you're still grounded, right?
314
00:16:56,834 --> 00:16:59,452
Yeah. And I don't care. I love you, mom.
315
00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:03,222
You are totally gnarly! [Chuckles]
316
00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:05,803
[Music playing]
317
00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:15,535
All right, extravaganza
people, listen up.
318
00:17:15,536 --> 00:17:21,416
It's now my honor to introduce
our special guests of honor.
319
00:17:21,798 --> 00:17:25,074
Although, now that I think about it...
320
00:17:25,075 --> 00:17:27,307
They are kind of special.
321
00:17:27,308 --> 00:17:30,780
Because these two are my little
sister and her best friend.
322
00:17:30,781 --> 00:17:33,172
Who's like another sister to me.
323
00:17:33,173 --> 00:17:35,024
[Sniffles]
324
00:17:35,025 --> 00:17:38,391
[Choking] And they're
growing up so fast.
325
00:17:38,392 --> 00:17:41,220
And they deserve this extravaganza!
326
00:17:41,221 --> 00:17:44,497
So give it up for Rocky and CeCe!
327
00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:47,138
[Crowd cheering]
328
00:17:47,368 --> 00:17:48,894
Come on, Rocky. What's wrong?
329
00:17:48,895 --> 00:17:51,487
Rocky: The way I look.
My hair, the necklace...
330
00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:57,128
Well, it's too late to change
at this point. Let's go!
331
00:18:00,481 --> 00:18:02,963
We wanna thank everyone for coming
332
00:18:02,964 --> 00:18:06,519
but before we go any further,
we also want to thank our moms.
333
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:09,389
You two are amazing and we love you.
334
00:18:09,390 --> 00:18:13,226
And we appreciate
everything you two do for us.
335
00:18:13,227 --> 00:18:16,529
But tonight, we're here for
one reason and one reason only.
336
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:18,598
- To par-tay!
- To par-tay!
337
00:18:18,599 --> 00:18:21,719
[Music resumes playing]
338
00:18:24,438 --> 00:18:26,506
Rocky, honey, what
happened to your hair?
339
00:18:26,507 --> 00:18:28,575
And where is your new necklace?
340
00:18:28,576 --> 00:18:30,791
Okay, look, I just... I...
341
00:18:30,792 --> 00:18:32,863
Actually, what I...
342
00:18:32,864 --> 00:18:35,422
Okay, can I just be honest?
343
00:18:35,423 --> 00:18:37,738
- The hair just wasn't me.
- But you said you liked it.
344
00:18:37,739 --> 00:18:41,940
I know and it's not that I didn't
like the necklace, it's just that...
345
00:18:41,941 --> 00:18:45,358
Well, it's the ugliest thing
I've ever seen in my entire life.
346
00:18:45,359 --> 00:18:47,074
[Laughing]
347
00:18:47,075 --> 00:18:48,361
That makes two of us.
348
00:18:48,362 --> 00:18:51,832
Why do you think I couldn't
wait to unload it on you?
349
00:18:51,833 --> 00:18:53,566
Wait, you're not upset with me?
350
00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:56,680
Of course not, honey. I'm your mother.
351
00:18:56,681 --> 00:19:00,640
You should feel free to be totally
honest with me at all times.
352
00:19:00,641 --> 00:19:04,343
Well, then, in that case, I
hate your fakin' bacon casserole.
353
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:10,244
Beep, beep, beep. You better back that
truck up because you just went too far.
354
00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:17,528
Attention, attention!
355
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:21,561
It is now time for me
to share a very special
356
00:19:21,562 --> 00:19:25,331
sweet 16 tradition from the old country.
357
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:28,632
Okay, boys, bring it in.
358
00:19:33,855 --> 00:19:38,902
These are the most special and
sacred flowers from my country.
359
00:19:38,903 --> 00:19:41,853
They represent everything
the two of you are to me.
360
00:19:41,854 --> 00:19:43,426
Rare.
361
00:19:43,427 --> 00:19:44,901
Beautiful.
362
00:19:44,902 --> 00:19:48,421
And, in large doses, can
make you violently ill.
363
00:19:48,422 --> 00:19:50,590
- Aw!
- Aw!
364
00:19:50,591 --> 00:19:54,527
Okay, yeah, enough hugging.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Time to dance!
365
00:19:54,528 --> 00:19:56,628
Ho! Ho!
366
00:20:00,002 --> 00:20:02,032
Looking for a bit of trouble.
367
00:20:02,033 --> 00:20:05,179
I wanna have a little fun tonight.
368
00:20:05,180 --> 00:20:07,574
Watch me while I speed it up.
369
00:20:07,575 --> 00:20:10,343
Counting down get it,
get it, turn it up.
370
00:20:10,344 --> 00:20:12,645
Gonna work it just like that.
371
00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:15,414
Follow me until the game's over.
372
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,818
Move closer, bring it back.
373
00:20:17,819 --> 00:20:20,918
Marching like a comeback soldier.
374
00:20:20,919 --> 00:20:22,988
I can't help myself.
375
00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:25,658
I should be a drummer
girl. Move it like this.
376
00:20:25,659 --> 00:20:28,027
Loving how you put it down with me.
377
00:20:28,028 --> 00:20:29,993
Move to the beat of my drum.
378
00:20:29,994 --> 00:20:33,366
Got it like, eh! Boom, da da, ah.
379
00:20:33,367 --> 00:20:35,174
Eh! Boom da da.
380
00:20:35,175 --> 00:20:38,067
Got it like, eh! Boom, da da, ah.
381
00:20:38,068 --> 00:20:40,126
Move, move to the beat of my drum.
382
00:20:40,127 --> 00:20:43,877
So if you wanna break it down.
383
00:20:43,878 --> 00:20:45,444
So if you wanna break it down.
384
00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:47,534
Try to keep up with the rhythm now.
385
00:20:47,535 --> 00:20:50,316
Try to keep up with the rhythm now.
386
00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:51,842
Eh! Eh!
387
00:20:51,843 --> 00:20:54,063
Hey! Hey!
388
00:20:54,909 --> 00:20:56,964
Got it, got it, got it, like eh!
389
00:20:56,965 --> 00:21:01,852
Hey! Got it, go, got,
got, go-go-go-go-got it.
390
00:21:01,853 --> 00:21:04,146
I can't help myself.
391
00:21:04,147 --> 00:21:06,599
I should be a drummer
girl. Move it like this.
392
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:08,972
Loving how you put it down with me.
393
00:21:08,973 --> 00:21:11,019
Move to the beat of my drum.
394
00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:14,122
Got it like, eh! I can't help myself.
395
00:21:14,123 --> 00:21:16,936
I should be a drummer
girl. Move it like this.
396
00:21:16,937 --> 00:21:19,132
Loving how you put it down with me.
397
00:21:19,133 --> 00:21:21,136
Move to the beat of my drum.
398
00:21:21,137 --> 00:21:22,517
Got it like, eh!
399
00:21:22,518 --> 00:21:24,738
Hey! Hey!
400
00:21:25,857 --> 00:21:28,077
Hey! Hey!
401
00:21:31,300 --> 00:21:33,211
Beat of my drum, ha!
402
00:21:33,212 --> 00:21:35,968
I'm having so much fun. [Giggles]
403
00:21:35,969 --> 00:21:38,497
I feel like I'm 16 again.
404
00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:40,076
Actually, I like you better now.
405
00:21:40,077 --> 00:21:42,468
[Bell dinging] Excuse me?
406
00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:45,404
Well, it wouldn't kill you
to be nicer to your mom.
407
00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:48,575
You're right, CeCe. I'll love
and cherish her from now on.
408
00:21:48,576 --> 00:21:49,642
Really?
409
00:21:49,643 --> 00:21:54,513
Sure, I'm a figment of your
imagination. I'll do whatever you want.
410
00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:57,032
Oh. Well, in that case, hit the bricks.
411
00:21:57,033 --> 00:21:58,964
I want to dance with my real mom again.
412
00:21:58,965 --> 00:22:00,073
[Bell dinging]
413
00:22:00,074 --> 00:22:02,902
Hey! I can't help myself.
414
00:22:02,903 --> 00:22:04,858
I should be a drummer
girl. Move it like this.
415
00:22:04,859 --> 00:22:07,731
- I love you, mom. You're the best.
- I love you, mom. You're the best.
416
00:22:07,732 --> 00:22:09,528
Move to the beat of my drum.
417
00:22:09,529 --> 00:22:10,828
Got it like, eh!
418
00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:16,729
I can't help myself I should be
a drummer girl. Move it like this.
419
00:22:18,764 --> 00:22:19,987
[Music]
420
00:22:19,988 --> 00:22:23,750
Okay CeCe, here's your sweet 16 present.
421
00:22:23,751 --> 00:22:27,591
I hope you love, love, love it!
422
00:22:27,832 --> 00:22:29,872
[Gasps]
423
00:22:31,374 --> 00:22:34,339
It's the most beautiful
thing I've ever seen!
424
00:22:34,340 --> 00:22:36,912
So, in other words you...
425
00:22:36,913 --> 00:22:40,638
- Love it!
- All I wanted to hear.
426
00:22:40,639 --> 00:22:44,359
Thank you so much Flynn. Mwah!
427
00:22:44,717 --> 00:22:49,555
Well, I guess there's just
one more gift left to give.
428
00:22:49,556 --> 00:22:52,063
I believe there's a
go-kart camp in my future.
429
00:22:52,064 --> 00:22:55,568
Yeah, you're not going to go-kart camp.
430
00:22:55,569 --> 00:23:01,114
Wait! But you said that if I got CeCe a
gift that she loved, you'd send me to camp.
431
00:23:01,115 --> 00:23:06,300
You said that! I said you'd
get a special gift, and you did.
432
00:23:06,301 --> 00:23:09,994
The gift of your sisters
love and appreciation.
433
00:23:09,995 --> 00:23:12,470
Well played Mrs. Jones.
434
00:23:12,471 --> 00:23:14,871
Well played.
435
00:23:15,569 --> 00:23:17,690
But don't be surprised
when your mothers day gift
436
00:23:17,691 --> 00:23:21,290
is made of macaroni and finger paint.
437
00:23:21,291 --> 00:23:27,191
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