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** (harmonica)
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Darlene,
is there more juice?
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Yeah, but it's frozen...
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and it's on a stick.
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All right,
who's freezing bees?
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I am.
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Quick question,
freak boy. Why?
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So I could
thaw 'em out.
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Didn't they come
thawed out?
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Yeah, but see,
if you freeze a bee,
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then use a magnifying glass
to thaw it out,
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it'll come back to life.
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Is that really true?
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I don't know.
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He was wrong about that
nail through the worm thing.
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It's true.
Just thaw 'em out and they fly away.
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Oh, come on, D.J.
That's impossible.
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No it's not.
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Come on, I'll show you.
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Oh my God, he's actually
gonna unfreeze a bee!
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D.J. is gonna take
something that's dead and bring it back to life.
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That's like playing God!
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I'm sure God was thrilled
by that comparison.
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Ooh, nice. We haven't
cooked out in a long time.
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It just takes
a minute.
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I feel like there ought
to be spooky music playing.
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( imitates spooky music )
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Please, please
be a killer bee.
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Why don't you just zap it
in the microwave?
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Tried that.
Blew up.
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What are you doing?
Bringing a bee back to life.
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Okay.
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You know, Deej, bees are
really intelligent creatures,
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and they're
amazingly devoted.
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I read someplace
where if you kill one then the whole hive
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comes and finds your scent
and kills you.
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Actually, his scent
tends to kill them.
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See, see, look.
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Oh my God, Darlene, look!
It's a miracle. The bee's alive!
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Truly he is the son of God.
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See, I told you I could do it!
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** ( harmonica )
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So, you guys want
to toe tag?
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When I started watching
the trial I was certain, and now I'm not sure.
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Well, there's no doubt
in my mind, Jackie.
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F. Lee Bailey's
definitely drunk.
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Has "bored to death"
ever actually happened?
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Don't' pretend like
you're not into it, Darlene.
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Why else did you go get
that Marcia Clark haircut?
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Jackie, if you can
tear yourself away, you want to go see a movie with me?
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No way. I've followed
this from the beginning.
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I know the second I leave
it's finally gonna start getting interesting.
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All right, Mom,
I'll go with you.
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But this time I pay
and let you in the exit door.
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No. Going would just mean
having to take a shower and put on underwear.
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Go ask David.
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Too much history there.
It'd be weird.
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You live for weird.
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Darlene, go with David.
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My biggest regret is I lost
touch with the guys I dated.
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Doesn't the Health Department
keep them records?
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I just don't think
David and I can have a friendly relationship.
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Well then, you know,
you're throwing away something good.
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'Cause I always stayed friends
with all the men I was with
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after the sex stopped.
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Your father,
for example.
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Well, I'd like
to be friends with him,
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but I just don't know
that it's possible.
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Anything is possible, Darlene.
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For example, last week
I, by myself,
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refilled the ice trays.
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Roseanne, lighten up.
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She's gotta be
comfortable with it.
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Take your time.
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Many people have tried
to push me into doing--
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David!
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On the other hand,
Darlene, you're not getting any younger.
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What's going on?
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Oh, Sidebar, huh?
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Uh, hey, David.
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Hey.
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You want to go to a movie?
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Don't you think that'd be
a little uncomfortable?
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Could you two drama queens
just get over it?
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Do you have any feelings
left for David? No.
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And do you have any feelings
left for Darlene?
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Well, I respect her
as a person--
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Blah, blah, blah.
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Okay, so it's just
a movie. You can go. It doesn't mean nothing.
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If it's okay with you,
it's okay with me.
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Okay, let's go.
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Now remember,
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no expectations,
no attachments.
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Just a couple of buddies
hanging out.
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They're gonna
get back together.
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I'm so amazing.
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I ever get up off this couch,
I'll be unstoppable.
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Oh, hey, Mrs. Conner.
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What are you doin'?
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I'm borrowing Dan's
long needle nose pliers.
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He said they were
in this drawer.
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Well, you don't
live here anymore
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and you got to knock
before you come in.
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What if you came in here
and I was naked
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and I was using them
needle nose pliers?
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I'm doing something
for Becky, okay?
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Well, Becky doesn't
live here anymore either.
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You gotta knock before
you just come in here.
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( sighs )
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( knocking )
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( knocking )
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( knocking )
Hey!
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Were you ever planning
on letting me in?
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Oh, it's you!
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Well, it's really rude
to show up places unannounced, you know.
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Why don't you go over
to your house and call me up on the phone
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and then maybe
I'll let you in.
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I don't believe this.
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( door slams )
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I didn't know
we were having waffles.
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Well, that's life
in the Conner household.
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One unexpected surprise
after another.
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So...
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you and David got in
pretty late last night, huh?
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You waited up for me?
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No, I didn't wait up for you.
I waited up for David.
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In case you didn't know,
he scrapes my feet at night.
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So where did you go
after the movie?
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We got a bite to eat.
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And?
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And he had a burger.
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Yeah?
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It was a little dry.
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Oh, spill it, Darlene.
Don't think of me as being your mom.
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Think of me as like one
of your girlfriends at school.
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In that case,
I should tell you that
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all the other girls always
make fun of your clothes.
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Spill it, Darlene,
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or I'm gonna make you
go with me to see the movie Nell.
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All right.
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David and I
had a good time
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and I'll deny
saying this later,
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but I'm glad
you got us to go out.
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That's it?
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Yeah, I mean it was just
real comfortable and natural, you know?
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The guys I go out with
at school,
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they always try to say
something really witty
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and they expect me
to applaud or something.
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Yeah, your dad
looks at me that way
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whenever he picks
the right vowel on Wheel of Fortune.
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You know,
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I kind of got the feeling
that David might want to get back together.
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Really?
What about you?
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Well, I wouldn't mind
getting back together either.
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I think that's great, Darlene.
I'm really happy for you.
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Thanks, Mom.
And thanks for butting in.
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Yeah, well, this time
I hope you guys stay together
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'cause you know
this is getting tough on me.
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Next time I'm just
gonna use duct tape.
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Morning.
Hi. Hey.
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No, no, no,
don't hang that up. I'm expecting a call.
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You know, David,
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if you're not
busy tonight,
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I'm really in the mood
for some Yahtzee.
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I was kind of hoping
on going out tonight.
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Oh, really?
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What, you and Darlene
gonna go see another movie?
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Uh, yeah, why don't we?
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Uh, no.
Actually, I have a date.
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Well, David, a date
is an easy thing to break, you know.
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Uh...
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I could do it for you.
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It'd be fun.
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What's the little
bitch's name?
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I am not
breaking this date.
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I've been trying to get
this girl to go out with me for months.
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Well, that's cool.
I got to study anyway.
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Mrs. Conner, could you
recommend a good restaurant I could take my date to?
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I'm not your pimp, David!
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Whoa!
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That smells...
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Well, it doesn't smell good,
but it sure is big.
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Just the way
you like it.
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What's in there anyway?
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Meat, vegetables,
cheese, fruit--
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I don't know.
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Something wrong, honey?
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( sighs )
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Darlene still
loves David, okay?
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So I got 'em to go
to this movie together
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and now David's got
a date with some other girl and Darlene's really upset
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and I feel like
it's my fault
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and I don't know
what to do about it.
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( exhales )
Well, call me when dinner's ready.
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If you leave this room now,
you're having seconds.
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Why do you always need me to
tell you not to get involved
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right before you get involved?
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Does it help psych you up?
Does it make it extra fun?
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So I shouldn't
get involved?
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I should just leave it
to God whether they get back together?
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Yeah.
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But he has so much, Dan,
and all I have is this kind of thing.
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And the diner.
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Did you ever think that
maybe it'd be better if they didn't get together?
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I mean,
David's doing great,
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and Darlene's doing
big things in Chicago.
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Maybe she shouldn't be
tied down to someone here in Lanford.
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Yeah, well, maybe I
shouldn't be either.
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Why are you so intent
on getting them together?
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'Cause I love my daughter
and I love David.
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No new people!
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Look, I hate to say this,
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but if David's dating other
people,
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he's probably not
interested in Darlene.
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Oh yeah?
David, come in here!
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What are you doing?
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I'm going to find out
whether he loves her or not.
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And if he does, then I'm gonna
make him get back together.
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And if he doesn't?
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Hey.
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So, David.
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Uh...
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This girl you're going out
with tonight, you like her?
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Yes.
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That's nice.
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You like her more
than you like...
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say, me?
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Just answer
the question, son.
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That's not really
a fair comparison.
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That's a good point.
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What would be
a fair comparison?
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Oh, I know.
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Do you like her more
than you like Darlene?
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I don't know.
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Is that painful subject?
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Sort of.
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Why, David, because you
think maybe there's a lot of unfinished business?
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What are you
getting at?
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Nothing. I'm just talking
about your new girl.
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No, no, you're not.
You're talking Darlene.
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See, I wonder why you
keep bringing her up.
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I don't.
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Hey, it's okay if you don't
want to talk about this, David,
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but you really
don't have to start
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playing all these
head games with me.
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Okay, I see
what this about now.
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Look, if Darlene thinks
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00:13:05,300 --> 00:13:08,300
I want to get back
together with her or something, I don't.
249
00:13:08,367 --> 00:13:11,634
God, we broke up
almost a year ago. I'm over it now.
250
00:13:13,367 --> 00:13:15,200
See, I told you.
He loves her.
251
00:13:15,267 --> 00:13:16,667
Where did you
get that from?
252
00:13:16,734 --> 00:13:17,968
Well, it's so obvious.
253
00:13:18,033 --> 00:13:20,367
Didn't you see the big
moony look on his face
254
00:13:20,434 --> 00:13:22,234
when he started
talking about her?
255
00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:25,801
That's the same look
you get every year when the McRib comes back.
256
00:13:34,968 --> 00:13:36,667
Hey.
Hey.
257
00:13:38,334 --> 00:13:40,167
Big date tonight, huh?
258
00:13:40,234 --> 00:13:41,434
( chuckles )
259
00:13:45,767 --> 00:13:47,868
Are you wearing cologne?
260
00:13:47,934 --> 00:13:50,367
No, I just ate a cough drop.
261
00:13:50,434 --> 00:13:52,767
Ah, nice.
262
00:13:52,834 --> 00:13:56,400
So, I had fun
last night.
263
00:13:56,467 --> 00:13:59,601
Yeah, I love
crappy movies like that.
264
00:13:59,667 --> 00:14:01,534
Yeah, me too.
265
00:14:01,601 --> 00:14:04,534
And dinner
afterwards was fun.
266
00:14:04,601 --> 00:14:06,601
Yeah, I liked my burger.
267
00:14:06,667 --> 00:14:09,033
Yeah.
268
00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:10,901
Wow.
269
00:14:10,968 --> 00:14:12,934
Meat is some
crazy stuff, huh?
270
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,067
What's going on, Darlene?
271
00:14:17,133 --> 00:14:18,567
Nothing. I just...
272
00:14:18,634 --> 00:14:21,200
Well, I suppose that
if I had something to tell you
273
00:14:21,267 --> 00:14:25,100
and it was
really important,
274
00:14:25,167 --> 00:14:28,834
that now would probably
be the right time.
275
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:31,400
Yeah?
276
00:14:33,734 --> 00:14:36,300
No, nothing. I guess
I should have been
277
00:14:36,367 --> 00:14:37,934
more creative
with my time.
278
00:14:39,868 --> 00:14:42,701
You know, when I take
my spine to the shop
279
00:14:42,767 --> 00:14:45,601
I always get a loaner.
280
00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:47,834
Look, I just changed
my mind, all right?
281
00:14:47,901 --> 00:14:49,267
Oh, that's such bull, Darlene.
282
00:14:49,334 --> 00:14:50,834
You know you love him.
283
00:14:50,901 --> 00:14:52,767
So go in there,
take a deep breath,
284
00:14:52,834 --> 00:14:55,634
and say all those things
to him that you used to say
285
00:14:55,701 --> 00:14:57,234
to that Scott Baio poster.
286
00:14:57,300 --> 00:14:59,033
Okay, you're right.
287
00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:02,300
David's all I ever
think about. I can't stand us being apart.
288
00:15:02,367 --> 00:15:04,701
Damn this lousy war.
289
00:15:06,067 --> 00:15:07,601
Well, he likes you.
290
00:15:09,634 --> 00:15:11,367
He does?
How do you know?
291
00:15:11,434 --> 00:15:13,067
Uh, because...
292
00:15:13,133 --> 00:15:16,334
posing as a person who cares
for him and feeds him,
293
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:18,968
I slowly earned his trust.
294
00:15:19,033 --> 00:15:21,534
And he said
he still likes me?
295
00:15:21,601 --> 00:15:23,467
Yeah. Well, he didn't
exactly use those words,
296
00:15:23,534 --> 00:15:26,334
but he was fidgety
and he couldn't look me in the eye,
297
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:28,767
so he might as well
of said it like that.
298
00:15:28,834 --> 00:15:30,567
What exactly did he say?
299
00:15:30,634 --> 00:15:33,934
That he didn't like you.
300
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:37,267
Well, gosh, I guess
I better go back on the pill.
301
00:15:37,334 --> 00:15:39,567
No, trust me.
Trust me on this, Darlene.
302
00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:42,467
The guy is nuts about you,
but he's not gonna tell you.
303
00:15:42,534 --> 00:15:45,334
You're the one that's
gonna have to stick her neck out here.
304
00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:46,400
Why me?
305
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:48,400
Because he's a guy.
306
00:15:48,467 --> 00:15:51,868
See, and guys can't
talk about their feelings that much.
307
00:15:51,934 --> 00:15:54,234
That part of their brain
is totally undeveloped.
308
00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:57,000
There's mostly just like
a big pocket of fat in there
309
00:15:57,067 --> 00:15:59,534
to keep the head
from laying over to one side.
310
00:16:00,934 --> 00:16:02,701
Well, I can't
tell him either.
311
00:16:02,767 --> 00:16:05,400
Yeah, you can.
You can tell him you like him, Darlene.
312
00:16:05,467 --> 00:16:07,834
Or you can do what
your dad did to me--
313
00:16:07,901 --> 00:16:10,601
punch him in the arm
and run away.
314
00:16:10,667 --> 00:16:12,534
No.
315
00:16:12,601 --> 00:16:15,367
You're scared.
316
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:19,901
I don't believe it.
Here I thought you were
317
00:16:19,968 --> 00:16:22,701
a big strong brave woman
that could handle anything
318
00:16:22,767 --> 00:16:26,100
and you're sitting here scared
to death of little Kenny G.
319
00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:32,234
That's not it.
320
00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:34,100
It's just...
321
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:36,534
Well...
322
00:16:36,601 --> 00:16:39,701
I know that David is
the one that I really want.
323
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:43,667
Well, I wanted
the buy-in bag
324
00:16:43,734 --> 00:16:47,100
to carry those
foot-long hot dogs, Darlene,
325
00:16:47,167 --> 00:16:48,801
but I never spoke up.
326
00:16:48,868 --> 00:16:51,167
The result?
327
00:16:51,234 --> 00:16:53,601
Unhappiness.
328
00:16:55,634 --> 00:16:57,534
I've dated a lot
of guys at school,
329
00:16:57,601 --> 00:17:00,868
and they all suck.
330
00:17:03,501 --> 00:17:05,634
If I go in there
and he rejects me,
331
00:17:05,701 --> 00:17:07,734
I just don't think
I could take that.
332
00:17:07,801 --> 00:17:11,834
I don't see any reason why
he would reject you, Darlene.
333
00:17:11,901 --> 00:17:15,834
Okay, well, I do, but he's
not as perceptive as me.
334
00:17:15,901 --> 00:17:17,968
God, I'd reject me
if I was him.
335
00:17:18,033 --> 00:17:20,834
I mean, I dumped him
and I hurt him really badly.
336
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:25,667
I really messed
this whole thing up and it's all my fault.
337
00:17:27,267 --> 00:17:30,100
I just... Please don't make me
go in there and find out.
338
00:17:30,167 --> 00:17:33,801
All right, I'm not
gonna make you do anything that you don't want to do.
339
00:17:33,868 --> 00:17:35,667
Thanks.
Yeah.
340
00:17:35,734 --> 00:17:37,167
Okay.
341
00:17:37,234 --> 00:17:39,968
I'm not gonna even
mention it again.
342
00:17:40,033 --> 00:17:42,968
Appreciate it.
Yep.
343
00:17:43,033 --> 00:17:45,133
'Course you know
if you don't go after him,
344
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:47,634
you're gonna regret it
for the rest of your life.
345
00:17:47,701 --> 00:17:49,534
You promised.
346
00:17:49,601 --> 00:17:51,968
I know, dear,
but I lied.
347
00:17:52,033 --> 00:17:54,968
Goodbye, Mother.
348
00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:57,434
Okay, well, I guess you
made your final decision.
349
00:17:57,501 --> 00:17:59,667
So all that's left now
is just to find
350
00:17:59,734 --> 00:18:02,200
a comfortable chair
and pick a liquor.
351
00:18:02,267 --> 00:18:05,033
I'm putting on my coat.
352
00:18:05,100 --> 00:18:08,000
You know, I almost
let your dad get away from me once.
353
00:18:08,067 --> 00:18:09,200
Really?
354
00:18:09,267 --> 00:18:11,534
Yeah. Uh...
355
00:18:11,601 --> 00:18:14,434
It was in high school
and we had this big fight.
356
00:18:14,501 --> 00:18:17,067
And I told him that
I hated his guts, you know,
357
00:18:17,133 --> 00:18:18,567
so started seeing
this cheerleader.
358
00:18:18,634 --> 00:18:20,868
And they were like
all over each other.
359
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:23,601
And then, one time
after a big football game,
360
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:25,767
he was standing there
with all of his friends
361
00:18:25,834 --> 00:18:28,534
and I had to force myself
to go up to him
362
00:18:28,601 --> 00:18:31,467
and tell him I was sorry
and that I wanted him back.
363
00:18:31,534 --> 00:18:34,300
Wow, that must have
been really hard.
364
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,567
All right, I'll do it.
365
00:18:42,133 --> 00:18:44,767
David, just shut up
and listen for a minute.
366
00:18:46,767 --> 00:18:47,868
I need a pencil.
367
00:18:53,634 --> 00:18:55,501
Okay, look.
368
00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:58,167
I still have a lot
of feelings for you, David.
369
00:18:58,234 --> 00:19:02,601
And I want us to get
back together, okay?
370
00:19:02,667 --> 00:19:05,033
So, I guess
I kind of love you.
371
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:06,767
But you probably
don't love me anymore
372
00:19:06,834 --> 00:19:09,400
and I don't blame you
after the way I treated you,
373
00:19:09,467 --> 00:19:12,601
but I had to tell you
because I think it would be stupid
374
00:19:12,667 --> 00:19:15,033
for me not to tell you
when there's a chance
375
00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:16,934
that we might
get back together.
376
00:19:20,300 --> 00:19:21,901
I just don't
want to get hurt.
377
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,167
I won't hurt you,
Darlene.
378
00:19:39,968 --> 00:19:42,300
So, are we back
together again?
379
00:19:42,367 --> 00:19:43,601
Yep.
380
00:19:43,667 --> 00:19:46,367
Except I have
that date tonight.
381
00:19:48,567 --> 00:19:50,901
It's just a movie.
I should be back by 11.
382
00:19:50,968 --> 00:19:52,868
We can start
going out then, okay?
383
00:19:52,934 --> 00:19:55,767
Okay, fine.
I was just wondering.
384
00:19:55,834 --> 00:19:59,901
How do you plan on seeing
a movie with two forks stuck in your eye sockets?
385
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,968
Or, you know,
I could stay in tonight.
386
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,501
Boy, you know,
if you and me ever team up...
387
00:20:13,567 --> 00:20:14,801
phew.
388
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,968
Cheerleader, my ass.
389
00:20:26,033 --> 00:20:27,167
Hmm, man.
390
00:20:27,234 --> 00:20:28,601
Not only does O.J. have
391
00:20:28,667 --> 00:20:30,634
the best lawyers
money can buy,
392
00:20:30,701 --> 00:20:32,367
he's got the best witnesses
393
00:20:32,434 --> 00:20:33,834
money can buy too.
394
00:20:35,501 --> 00:20:37,968
Hey, you're Marcia Clark!
395
00:20:55,234 --> 00:20:56,834
What are you doing here?
396
00:20:56,901 --> 00:20:59,767
Well, I just wanted
to come by and thank you
397
00:20:59,834 --> 00:21:03,067
for all the support
you've given over the past few months.
398
00:21:03,133 --> 00:21:05,367
No problem.
I think you're great.
399
00:21:05,434 --> 00:21:09,467
You know, you've got kids,
working 16 hours a day...
400
00:21:09,534 --> 00:21:11,934
I mean, where do you
find the time?
401
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,434
I'm a single mom.
I make time.
402
00:21:14,501 --> 00:21:16,868
While I'm doing laundry,
403
00:21:16,934 --> 00:21:18,934
I go over D.N.A. evidence.
404
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,767
While I'm making
sandwiches for the kids,
405
00:21:21,834 --> 00:21:25,400
I look for baloney
the defense is throwing at me.
406
00:21:28,267 --> 00:21:29,868
And today, while I'm
grilling Kato Kaelin
407
00:21:29,934 --> 00:21:32,200
in front of an audience
of millions,
408
00:21:32,267 --> 00:21:34,133
I'm cleaning my oven.
409
00:21:37,434 --> 00:21:39,400
Well, when do you sleep?
410
00:21:39,467 --> 00:21:41,801
Whenever F. Lee Bailey
opens his mouth.
411
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:48,367
I just can't believe
how great you are.
412
00:21:48,434 --> 00:21:52,300
I mean, to be able to keep
your sense of humor with all you're going through.
413
00:21:52,367 --> 00:21:55,067
And your horrible ex-husband
trying to take your kids away.
414
00:21:55,133 --> 00:21:57,501
Well, you know how
the ex-husband stuff goes.
415
00:21:57,567 --> 00:21:59,267
Yeah, tell me about it.
416
00:22:05,334 --> 00:22:07,300
Well, I should be
getting back.
417
00:22:07,367 --> 00:22:09,701
No, no, no. Come on,
take a load off.
418
00:22:09,767 --> 00:22:12,033
Let me cut you off
a slice of cheese.
419
00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:16,167
Oh.
420
00:22:16,234 --> 00:22:18,601
Where'd you get that
big bloody knife?
421
00:22:18,667 --> 00:22:21,601
Oh, this?
422
00:22:21,667 --> 00:22:25,701
Well, last summer when I was
visiting Darlene up in Chicago,
423
00:22:25,767 --> 00:22:29,701
I found it in this big field
right by the airport.
424
00:22:37,167 --> 00:22:38,434
Could I borrow that?
425
00:22:38,501 --> 00:22:41,534
Sure.
Okay, thanks.
426
00:22:41,601 --> 00:22:43,567
I think it'll
come in handy.
427
00:22:44,667 --> 00:22:46,534
Bye now.
( chuckles )
428
00:22:51,567 --> 00:22:54,701
** ( drums, harmonica )
429
00:22:54,751 --> 00:22:59,301
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