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** [harmonica]
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Hi.
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Hey!
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What'd the doctor say?
How's the baby?
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Well, she's doing great,
and, uh--pretty weird
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She's bigger
than normal.
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Go figure.
Ha!
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And they say it's bad
to live under power lines.
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[snaps fingers]
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Yeah, first I felt weird
for gaining 30 pounds.
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But now I figure...
most of that weight's the fetus.
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Hello?
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Hello, Connor baby!
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Oh, man!
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[giggles]
That's four inches of fightin' fury.
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Boy, this one
really can kick.
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Yeah, yesterday, I got
slapped in the head with my own boob.
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And we're gonna spoil you
rotten, little girl.
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Oh, yes, we are!
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$1,500 in the bank!
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We can afford to buy you
food and water...
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and maybe a shiny new
table saw.
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That's great, Dan,
except...
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that...
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we owe the doctor
$2,000.
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What?
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We have to pre-pay
the cost of having the baby.
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We didn't have to do that
with the first batch.
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[sighs] Well, back then
we were broke
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and the county
took care of it.
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That's why those
kids were free.
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And apparently,
you do get what you pay for.
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Hey, we brought in
all the groceries,
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but where does
everything go?
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Well, the frozen stuff
goes in...the freezer!
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And the canned stuff
goes on the shelf.
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And that about covers it.
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Boy, it's gonna be tight.
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I wish...we would have
invested better.
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Why, oh, why did we stop
buying lottery tickets?
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Mom, Dad, we have got
some amazing news.
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It was available
right away, so... we just took it.
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That's great.
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Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
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Of course we'll miss
having you around and all.
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Gee, Dan, I've never
seen you this deliriously unhappy.
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Where's
the apartment at?
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Well, that's the best part.
It's not an apartment.
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It's a chance for us to buy
something that's really ours.
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You're buying
a house?
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How can you
afford that?
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Because it's
not a house.
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It is a trailer!
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It is, like, the cutest
little trailer you have ever seen.
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Isn't this incredible?
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Yeah. Well...
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that's, like,
the best news I've heard...
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since you
married Mark.
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** [theme]
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[laughs]
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Aunt Jackie?
Hmm?
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Didn't you wanna
keep this?
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No. No. Family things
need to be passed down.
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Now...
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that's the chair
I was telling you about.
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That's one of my favorites,
but I want you to have that.
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Well, why haven't I,
like, seen it before?
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Um...
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Oh, it...works in
so many different rooms
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that lately we've just
been keeping it in the garage.
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[laughs]
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Don't sit on that!
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No...
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No, that's more
just for looks.
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Well, that's certainly
generous of you, Jackie.
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Maybe tomorrow you can
bring by your beanless bean-bag chair.
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I'll just run that
inside for ya.
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Hey, Beck, did you see
the bathroom door?
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It slides into the wall!
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Shhhh!
Just like Star Trek.
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No way!
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Aren't you gonna
come see it, Mom?
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No, I hate the future.
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Man, oh, man.
I'm beat.
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[groans]
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Hasn't this just been
a great day?
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You sure are chipper?
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Yeah, well,
you know, that's my way.
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Your oldest daughter's
leaving home.
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I just figured
you'd be sad.
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Very, very, very, very...
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very sad.
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It's not like
she's leaving town.
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It's like she's gone
camping for the rest of her life.
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My turn.
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Ah.
[chuckles]
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Remember our
first place?
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Yeah, that was a dump.
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When are we movin'
out of there?
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My sister is moving
into a trailer park.
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[laughs]
I can't tell you where I was the day Kennedy was shot,
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but I will always
remember this moment.
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I don't think
it's so bad, Darlene.
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I mean it's like they're
living in a house...
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It's just got wheels.
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It's like living
in your car...
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only better,
'cause it's, you know, bigger.
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So it's kinda like
living in a bus.
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Plus you got
the bathroom.
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So it's kinda like
a...really...nice bus.
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Yeah, well, pull the cord.
I'm getting off.
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Hey, don't make fun
of your sister living in a trailer.
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If it's good enough
for carnival folk,
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it's good enough
for the Connors.
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Hey!
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I certainly hope you're
gonna clean this mess up when you're done.
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You were afraid there would
be no stills nearby.
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So, are you the new
owners of this dump?
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Do we look like we're
made out of money?
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We rent.
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Where you from?
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We're from Europe.
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Unless you got
a problem with that.
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We're the Connors.
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Hey.
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Connors?
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Did you ever do time
at Joliet?
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No, but I've got
a question for you.
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Do you ever
brush your teeth?
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Hey, that's personal
information, missy.
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We mind our own
beeswax around here.
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Well, in that case,
I'm not gonna ask if that's your kid
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sucking on the Windex
bottle over there.
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Eddie?
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For God's sake,
put that thing down!
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And you, you stay away
fro my husband!
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[laughs]
Girls let's be neighborly.
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Unless, of course,
you wanna swap.
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Hey, baby.
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Big hunk o-man.
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Listen, missy!
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We don't know you
and we don't want to know you,
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and here's why!
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We're better than you!
[scoffs]
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And we almost never get
a chance to say that.
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Fine with me, sister!
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Here!
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It's some coupons and a map
to get around the park.
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I'm the welcome wagon.
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Welcome, welcome.
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Don't you ever feed my dog.
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If I get drunk enough,
I'll fight your dog!
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Man, is she a snob.
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Come on, Darlene.
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It won't kill us
to help clean the place.
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Unless the wind picks up.
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Oh. Uh, everybody's
back in the bedroom.
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So you might wanna hang out
in the living room.
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'Cause we don't want
the thing to tilt.
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Found the perfect spot.
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I don't know
about this, Roseanne.
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I'm a little worried.
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It'll be fine, Dan.
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I told you it was
a speed bump you hit, not a cat.
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Oh, I don't know.
Maybe Darlene's right.
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Becky doesn't belong
in a trailer park.
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Well, we'll have them
fix it up, you know?
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Maybe we can get them
a van to use as a guest room.
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Becky! Mark!
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They'll be fine.
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Yeah?
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Um, your Dad and I
would like to offer
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to help you fix this
place up a little.
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I'll make curtains,
and your Dad can help you with the plumbing.
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And we'll get you
a little fence--
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Security system.
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Or at least one of
those little signs.
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Aw, you guys,
that's really sweet.
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But Mark and I don't
want any help.
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It's really
important for us to do this on our own.
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But there's so much to do.
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Yeah but eventually,
over the years, it'll all get done.
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Well, you gotta let us
give you something.
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What about
a big-headed banjo-playing boy
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for the front porch?
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I said no.
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We want to do this
ourselves.
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Think they're gonna
be all right?
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It could be worse.
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They could be parked
on a hill.
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Hey, Bob?
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I need you to put
this carburetor
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back in the garbage
truck after lunch.
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And be careful.
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It took me
all morning to get it adjusted right.
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Jeez, Dan, I got
a big lunch here.
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I was kinda hoping
to let it settle for a while.
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Fred, you mind
helping him out?
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No problem.
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Listen, you guys, I need
to talk to you about something.
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Becky and Mark's trailer...
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Well, it's kind of
a mess, right?
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And I want to be able
to help them out, but they won't let me.
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They probably just
want to be alone.
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You know
the old saying:
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"When the trailer's
rockin'..."
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Bob...
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we're talking about
my daughter here.
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I know.
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I'm just saying that...
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if it's rockin'...
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you probably wanna...
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level it.
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What are you
getting at, Dan?
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Well, I know I'm asking
a lot, but here it goes.
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I wanna give Mark
all the overtime...for a while.
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Don't worry about it, Dan.
I understand.
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It's gotta be tough
for these kids starting out in life.
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If there's anything
we can do to make their load a little lighter,
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it's gonna be
our pleasure.
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[sniffles and sighs]
Give me a minute.
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Thanks, guys.
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Hey, Mark?
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When you get done with that,
can I see you for a second?
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Oh! Wait a minute.
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There's no work for Mark
to do around here right now.
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What are you
talking about?
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What about
the hydraulics on the garbage truck?
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I took care of it
this morning.
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What about the school buses?
We need them by Friday.
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It's all done, Dan.
Damn!
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What the matter
with you guys?
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We work for the city!
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Don't blame me, Dan.
I didn't do squat.
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Yeah, but my daughter's
livin' in a big...
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mailbox!
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There's gotta be
somethin' around here that needs fixin'.
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Oh.
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You know,
I bet the bottom of this here table
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could use
a little paint.
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Woopsie.
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Forget about paintin'
this table, Dan.
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What about
this carburetor?
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I think I'll explain
this to Bob outside.
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Hey. What's up, Dan?
Mark. Good news.
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Got a little
overtime for you.
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Look, I can't do
any all week.
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I got a lot of stuff
to do at the new place.
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Exactly! And that
time-and-a-half
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couldn't come
at a better time, could it?
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I'm sorry, Dan.
Why don't you offer it to one of the other guys?
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00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:09,300
The other guys
can't do it, Mark. Why not?
253
00:12:09,367 --> 00:12:13,667
Uh...garage quartet's got
a gig at the County Fair.
254
00:12:16,234 --> 00:12:17,834
Look, Dan, it's not like
I don't want the money.
255
00:12:17,901 --> 00:12:19,968
I really can't
do any this week. Okay?
256
00:12:21,033 --> 00:12:22,834
Dan.
Weirdest thing.
257
00:12:22,901 --> 00:12:24,634
I just noticed
the tail lights
258
00:12:24,701 --> 00:12:27,000
are all busted
on that cop car out there.
259
00:12:28,567 --> 00:12:30,501
What's wrong
with your foot, man?
260
00:12:30,567 --> 00:12:31,534
M-My foot?
261
00:12:31,601 --> 00:12:32,534
Yeah.
262
00:12:32,601 --> 00:12:33,701
New shoes.
263
00:12:34,868 --> 00:12:38,400
Brad. Apparently,
this week,
264
00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:42,067
it's not the right week
to paint the table. Okay?
265
00:12:42,133 --> 00:12:43,067
Oh?
266
00:12:43,133 --> 00:12:44,868
You, uh...
you might
267
00:12:44,934 --> 00:12:46,467
want to talk
to Bob.
268
00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:50,701
Bob?
269
00:12:50,767 --> 00:12:52,167
Where's Bob?
270
00:12:52,234 --> 00:12:54,200
You're not gonna
believe this, Dan. [chuckles]
271
00:12:54,267 --> 00:12:56,267
Some clown must've
poured sugar
272
00:12:56,334 --> 00:12:58,601
in the gas tank
of that school bus.
273
00:12:59,767 --> 00:13:01,367
Bob...
274
00:13:01,434 --> 00:13:03,467
you--you can't fix
somethin' like that.
275
00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:05,501
Right.
276
00:13:16,801 --> 00:13:17,901
Here we are.
277
00:13:18,968 --> 00:13:21,033
[sighs]
Candles. Wow.
278
00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:22,467
Are these
the regular kind
279
00:13:22,534 --> 00:13:24,901
or the fancy kind
that keeps the bugs away?
280
00:13:24,968 --> 00:13:26,567
This is
a special night. It's the first time
281
00:13:26,634 --> 00:13:28,000
we're the hosts
and you're the guests.
282
00:13:29,133 --> 00:13:30,434
Look, Dan.
It's the china
283
00:13:30,501 --> 00:13:32,100
we gave 'em
for their wedding present.
284
00:13:32,167 --> 00:13:34,200
No, Mommy. I'm sure
the ones we give 'em
285
00:13:34,267 --> 00:13:36,067
didn't have
these little compartments.
286
00:13:36,133 --> 00:13:37,100
Fancy.
287
00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:39,234
Okay.
288
00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:40,567
Eat 'em quick.
In 15 minutes,
289
00:13:40,634 --> 00:13:42,434
the bats start
comin' around.
290
00:13:44,501 --> 00:13:45,601
This is great.
291
00:13:47,901 --> 00:13:48,968
Yeah, it is.
292
00:13:49,033 --> 00:13:51,767
Good food...
great setting.
293
00:13:51,834 --> 00:13:53,400
Makes me wish
our kitchen
294
00:13:53,467 --> 00:13:56,734
didn't have
some stupid house around it.
295
00:13:56,801 --> 00:13:58,767
Now, before
we start...
296
00:13:58,834 --> 00:14:00,767
Mark and I
just want to say thank you.
297
00:14:00,834 --> 00:14:01,901
You guys
were so great
298
00:14:01,968 --> 00:14:03,567
to put us up
for so long.
299
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:07,701
Oh, Becky,
those three years just flew by.
300
00:14:07,767 --> 00:14:09,767
We were only
there for one.
301
00:14:09,834 --> 00:14:10,767
Whatever.
302
00:14:12,033 --> 00:14:13,968
Anyway, so far,
setting up house
303
00:14:14,033 --> 00:14:15,534
has been a really
great experience.
304
00:14:15,601 --> 00:14:17,200
Well, good.
In that case,
305
00:14:17,267 --> 00:14:18,968
I should do
my motherly duty and tell you
306
00:14:19,033 --> 00:14:21,968
how you can cut down
on your food budget.
307
00:14:22,033 --> 00:14:23,734
Okay, say you get
this recipe, you know,
308
00:14:23,801 --> 00:14:25,634
and it calls
for lobster...
309
00:14:25,701 --> 00:14:28,634
shrimp, and that
expensive cookin' sherry?
310
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,300
What you do is...
311
00:14:30,367 --> 00:14:31,968
you just tear up
that recipe.
312
00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:34,033
Thanks, Mom.
313
00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:35,300
We've already
figured out a couple
314
00:14:35,367 --> 00:14:37,300
of our own
budget tricks. Like, these burgers?
315
00:14:37,367 --> 00:14:39,934
Cost 2.79
for a pound of ground beef,
316
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:43,100
but only $1.19
for a pound of ground meat.
317
00:14:58,834 --> 00:15:00,300
[with mouth full]
You guys got any water?
318
00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:02,234
Oh, shoot. I forgot
to fill up the pitcher.
319
00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:04,067
I'll just run down
to the community spigot.
320
00:15:05,868 --> 00:15:07,400
Your trailer doesn't
have running water?
321
00:15:07,467 --> 00:15:09,133
Nah, the pipe was broken.
322
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:12,033
I'll have enough saved up
in a few weeks to buy a new one. No big deal.
323
00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:14,901
Whoa, Becky. Don't forget
the purification tablets. Oh, yeah.
324
00:15:19,167 --> 00:15:20,234
Uh...
325
00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:23,868
Where'd you get
this salt shaker?
326
00:15:23,934 --> 00:15:28,167
Oh, it was in the trailer
when we moved in. The people before us left it.
327
00:15:28,234 --> 00:15:31,067
Man, that's amazing.
This is not just--
328
00:15:31,133 --> 00:15:33,567
a regular salt shaker.
This is--
329
00:15:33,634 --> 00:15:36,801
a Niagara Falls
salt shaker. So?
330
00:15:36,868 --> 00:15:40,701
I mean, antique stores pay
an arm and a leg for this kind of thing.
331
00:15:40,767 --> 00:15:42,200
I should just take it now,
332
00:15:42,267 --> 00:15:44,567
and go ahead and give ya
50 bucks.
333
00:15:44,634 --> 00:15:45,901
Wow! Okay!
334
00:15:48,801 --> 00:15:51,334
And uh, you know,
I was noticing your dad
335
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:55,000
was checkin' out that
antique hubcap over there.
336
00:15:55,067 --> 00:15:56,100
Huh?
337
00:15:56,167 --> 00:15:57,567
Oh! Yeah! Uh--
338
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:01,934
That hubcap. That
baby there, that's, uh--
339
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,567
that's from a 1954, uh...
340
00:16:04,634 --> 00:16:06,300
[both] Fladler.
Uh...
341
00:16:06,367 --> 00:16:08,801
It's a classic.
Yeah. Let me see. Uh...
342
00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:10,100
Give you, uh...
343
00:16:10,167 --> 00:16:11,400
20 bucks for it.
344
00:16:11,467 --> 00:16:14,133
Ah, well, you know,
that's the 1954 price.
345
00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:15,834
You gotta give 'em
what it's worth today.
346
00:16:17,634 --> 00:16:19,067
$60?
347
00:16:20,968 --> 00:16:23,167
$70?
Hey, Becky. [clears throat]
348
00:16:23,234 --> 00:16:25,701
Why don't you run
and get that water? Okay!
349
00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:27,334
Uh, are you sure
it's gonna be okay?
350
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,968
I mean, by herself?
With the dogs and everything?
351
00:16:30,033 --> 00:16:32,968
Yeah, sure. As long as you
bring that big stick, with the long nail in it.
352
00:16:38,801 --> 00:16:40,200
[dogs barking]
Hey, look. We told you guys.
353
00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:42,434
We don't want you to give us
any money, remember? Yeah.
354
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:44,167
All right. Well, then
can't you at least
355
00:16:44,234 --> 00:16:45,901
be a little less
obvious about it?
356
00:16:45,968 --> 00:16:47,734
Excuse me?
Come on, Dan.
357
00:16:47,801 --> 00:16:50,567
Helpin' us out with that
overtime thing at the garage, that was good.
358
00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:54,634
But this antique hubcap
thing, that's ridiculous.
359
00:16:54,701 --> 00:16:56,667
Yeah, well--
And besides, we don't need any.
360
00:16:56,734 --> 00:16:59,067
Mrs. Conner just made us
$50 on that salt shaker.
361
00:17:01,534 --> 00:17:04,133
Oh, you figured out what
we were doin' down at the garage, huh?
362
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:07,000
Come on, Dan. What do you
think I am, stupid?
363
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:08,534
Remember, Dan.
We're guests here.
364
00:17:11,434 --> 00:17:12,901
Look.
365
00:17:12,968 --> 00:17:15,234
Don't tell Becky that
I told you guys this, but--
366
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:17,367
she feels like, for
the past couple years,
367
00:17:17,434 --> 00:17:19,767
well, you guys, you've
given us a lot.
368
00:17:19,834 --> 00:17:21,434
Well, hey. We're
family, you know.
369
00:17:21,501 --> 00:17:23,367
It's not like we're keeping
some running tab
370
00:17:23,434 --> 00:17:26,033
of how much you owe us,
in our top dresser drawer.
371
00:17:30,234 --> 00:17:32,167
And you know, with your
baby comin' and everything,
372
00:17:32,234 --> 00:17:34,801
she feels like she doesn't
want to be a drain on you any more.
373
00:17:34,868 --> 00:17:36,934
Well, why don't you
just tell us that?
374
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,100
Well, uh--
375
00:17:38,167 --> 00:17:39,100
See, uh--
[stammers]
376
00:17:39,167 --> 00:17:40,567
Becky told me that--
377
00:17:40,634 --> 00:17:42,734
well, you guys, you--
you know, you love her so much
378
00:17:42,801 --> 00:17:45,167
that you'd insist on
helping, even if--
379
00:17:45,234 --> 00:17:46,267
like, you couldn't
afford to.
380
00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:48,767
Becky said that?
381
00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:49,968
Yeah.
382
00:17:50,033 --> 00:17:51,434
Got the water!
383
00:17:54,133 --> 00:17:56,434
Oh, Becky,
that's so sweet.
384
00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:08,968
Can't believe how much stuff
we're hauling outta here.
385
00:18:09,033 --> 00:18:11,133
Remember that hamster
you lost when you were 8?
386
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,667
I think I found him.
387
00:18:14,234 --> 00:18:16,567
Ooh. I always blamed
that smell on Becky.
388
00:18:19,601 --> 00:18:22,667
Well, he won't be runnin'
that wheel any time soon.
389
00:18:24,834 --> 00:18:27,467
Isn't it weird to see
this place all cleaned out?
390
00:18:27,534 --> 00:18:31,100
Like, the only thing left
of you girls is that, uh,
391
00:18:31,167 --> 00:18:33,501
Wrigley Field sign
up there.
392
00:18:33,567 --> 00:18:34,868
You get that down for me?
393
00:18:42,634 --> 00:18:45,234
Ha. Seems like the sign's
been up there forever.
394
00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:48,767
Hm. Yeah, well,
that gum really holds.
395
00:18:50,567 --> 00:18:54,000
Man, everything in this
house sure is changing.
396
00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:55,267
Kinda sad.
397
00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:57,067
Well, not everything's
changing. I mean,
398
00:18:57,133 --> 00:19:00,100
we still got your dad,
and the furniture, and--
399
00:19:00,167 --> 00:19:01,434
D.J.'s haircut.
400
00:19:06,267 --> 00:19:08,367
Are you okay
with this?
401
00:19:08,434 --> 00:19:11,033
I mean, another one
of your kids movin' out?
402
00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:12,267
Yeah. Yeah.
403
00:19:12,334 --> 00:19:13,701
I'm okay. Yeah.
404
00:19:15,667 --> 00:19:18,667
I mean, I always knew
you guys were gonna move out. I just--
405
00:19:18,734 --> 00:19:20,868
was hoping you wouldn't
tell me where you were going.
406
00:19:25,334 --> 00:19:27,300
Can I ask you
somethin', Darlene?
407
00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:29,334
What?
408
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:30,767
[sighs]
409
00:19:30,834 --> 00:19:34,400
Do you ever feel
like your Dad and me
410
00:19:34,467 --> 00:19:36,067
didn't give you
enough?
411
00:19:37,901 --> 00:19:39,033
What are you
talking about?
412
00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:40,467
You didn't give us
anything.
413
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:46,000
No, I'm serious.
414
00:19:46,067 --> 00:19:49,300
You ever resent, like,
not havin' a lot of stuff when you were younger?
415
00:19:49,367 --> 00:19:51,701
No. I used to
steal a lot.
416
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:56,033
Oh, come on, Mom.
417
00:19:56,100 --> 00:19:58,567
You guys were
great parents.
418
00:19:58,634 --> 00:20:00,968
Yeah, well, we did have
that one book and all.
419
00:20:02,567 --> 00:20:06,567
I know you did the best
you could. I mean-- kids are expensive.
420
00:20:06,634 --> 00:20:10,133
Your food budget alone
must have gone up by a tenth after you had us.
421
00:20:13,133 --> 00:20:14,467
Har...
[laughs]
422
00:20:16,734 --> 00:20:18,534
[both laugh]
423
00:20:18,601 --> 00:20:21,601
I'm just worried maybe
we didn't give you a good enough head start.
424
00:20:21,667 --> 00:20:23,467
You know?
425
00:20:23,534 --> 00:20:25,801
I always wanted to--
426
00:20:25,868 --> 00:20:28,801
have our kids do better
than we did.
427
00:20:28,868 --> 00:20:31,100
And that should have been
a realistic goal.
428
00:20:32,767 --> 00:20:34,100
Becky just--
429
00:20:34,167 --> 00:20:36,200
is takin' such
a hard road.
430
00:20:36,267 --> 00:20:38,701
Eh, she's gonna be fine.
431
00:20:38,767 --> 00:20:40,567
I mean, she's strong,
like you are.
432
00:20:40,634 --> 00:20:42,567
And that'll get her through
whatever she has to go through.
433
00:20:43,634 --> 00:20:44,767
You think?
434
00:20:44,834 --> 00:20:46,667
Yeah! Definitely.
435
00:20:46,734 --> 00:20:49,133
So what if Becky's
livin' in a trailer?
436
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:50,834
It's not like she's used
to livin' in luxury.
437
00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:52,400
You did that much
for her!
438
00:20:52,467 --> 00:20:54,334
[laughing]
439
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,634
Yeah, it was a crazy plan
when we came up with it,
440
00:20:56,701 --> 00:20:58,901
but it really worked.
[laughs]
441
00:21:00,767 --> 00:21:02,667
You know, Darlene,
me and your Dad
442
00:21:02,734 --> 00:21:04,133
don't say this to you
very often,
443
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,801
'cause, well,
it never comes up.
444
00:21:05,868 --> 00:21:08,100
But-- we're really
proud of you.
445
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:11,968
Even though I'm secretly
a high-priced call girl?
446
00:21:15,934 --> 00:21:19,267
Because you're
a high-priced one. [laughs]
447
00:21:22,834 --> 00:21:24,601
What the hell.
Put that back up.
448
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:34,501
** [harmonica]
449
00:21:42,767 --> 00:21:43,868
Watch it, buddy!
450
00:21:43,934 --> 00:21:45,300
[stammering]
I'm-- I'm sorry,
451
00:21:45,367 --> 00:21:47,133
Mr. Fishman.
452
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:48,901
[imitates gunshot]
Fired!
453
00:21:54,567 --> 00:21:57,033
You sent for me,
Mr. Fishman?
454
00:21:57,100 --> 00:22:00,033
Hey, baby. Come sit down
next to Uncle Mike.
455
00:22:03,834 --> 00:22:06,000
You know, I had a really
good time
456
00:22:06,067 --> 00:22:07,434
working on the show
this week.
457
00:22:07,501 --> 00:22:09,734
You're sweet, kid.
458
00:22:09,801 --> 00:22:12,868
You know later this season,
the Conners are gonna get a French maid.
459
00:22:12,934 --> 00:22:14,267
Really?
460
00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:17,534
Yeah. Of course, I have to
see you in the uniform first.
461
00:22:19,167 --> 00:22:20,801
[Roseanne, yelling]
Hey, Fishman! I'm not tellin' you again!
462
00:22:20,868 --> 00:22:23,234
Keep your paws off
the guest stars!
463
00:22:29,133 --> 00:22:30,734
There's a whole lot
of man
464
00:22:30,801 --> 00:22:32,767
walkin' out that door
right now.
465
00:22:33,934 --> 00:22:37,367
Stay away.
He'll break your heart.
466
00:22:37,434 --> 00:22:39,334
Trust me.
467
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,234
I been there.
468
00:22:54,334 --> 00:22:57,267
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