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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:06,300 ( harmonica wails ) 3 00:00:06,300 --> 00:00:11,634 ( theme music playing ) 4 00:00:44,167 --> 00:00:46,367 ( laughing ) 5 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:55,334 TV announcer: The arena's filled to capacity tonight... 6 00:00:55,334 --> 00:00:57,501 DAD, WHO'S THIS? 7 00:00:57,501 --> 00:00:59,501 The game of the year. 8 00:00:59,501 --> 00:01:01,501 THE REAL HANDSOME GUY THERE? 9 00:01:01,501 --> 00:01:03,200 THAT'S ME. 10 00:01:07,267 --> 00:01:08,901 NO, REALLY. 11 00:01:08,901 --> 00:01:10,901 AFRAID SO, PAL. 12 00:01:10,901 --> 00:01:13,400 THAT WAS TAKEN THE DAY YOUR MOM AND ME GOT MARRIED. 13 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:14,701 YOU LOOK YOUNG. 14 00:01:14,701 --> 00:01:18,400 WELL, WE GOT MARRIED WHEN WE WERE ABOUT YOUR AGE. 15 00:01:19,734 --> 00:01:22,567 DAD, YOU SAID THE BASEBALL GAME WAS ON. 16 00:01:22,567 --> 00:01:25,200 IT IS, THIS IS THE PRE-GAME SHOW. 17 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:27,534 MY GOD, YOU GOT THE PRE-GAME SHOW, 18 00:01:27,534 --> 00:01:30,167 THE POST-GAME SHOW, THE HALFTIME SHOW, AND HIGHLIGHTS AT 11. 19 00:01:30,167 --> 00:01:32,167 YOU DON'T EVEN NEED THE GAME. 20 00:01:32,167 --> 00:01:34,334 MAN CANNOT LIVE BY HIGHLIGHTS ALONE. 21 00:01:34,334 --> 00:01:35,868 ( rock music plays loudly ) 22 00:01:35,868 --> 00:01:37,434 BECKY! 23 00:01:37,434 --> 00:01:39,868 BABY, WILL YOU GO UP THERE AND TELL HER TO TURN THAT DOWN? 24 00:01:39,868 --> 00:01:41,934 WHAT'S THE MATTER, YOUR LEG'S BUSTED? 25 00:01:41,934 --> 00:01:45,367 ACTUALLY, IT'S JUST A HAIRLINE FRACTURE. 26 00:01:45,367 --> 00:01:49,167 I'LL BE SITTING FOR MOST OF THE GAME. 27 00:01:49,167 --> 00:01:50,667 BECKY! 28 00:01:50,667 --> 00:01:52,601 ROCK AND ROLL! 29 00:01:52,601 --> 00:01:54,634 THAT DOES IT. 30 00:01:54,634 --> 00:01:57,100 CONNER'S UP. HE'S MOVING ACROSS THE SIDELINE, 31 00:01:57,100 --> 00:01:59,100 HE BREAKS INTO A RUN. 32 00:01:59,100 --> 00:02:01,834 AND HE LOSES THE BALL TO LIGHTNING FAST ROSEANNE THAT COMES OUT OF NOWHERE. 33 00:02:01,834 --> 00:02:03,067 ( laughs ) 34 00:02:03,067 --> 00:02:05,501 I'M DEAD. 35 00:02:05,501 --> 00:02:07,667 ( sobbing playfully ) 36 00:02:07,667 --> 00:02:10,934 DAN, SHE'S DEAD. 37 00:02:10,934 --> 00:02:13,601 WELL, THE GUEST ALWAYS STAYS FOR A HOT MEAL 38 00:02:13,601 --> 00:02:15,601 I ALWAYS SAY, AND I DON'T KNOW WHY. 39 00:02:15,601 --> 00:02:17,634 BUT ANYWAY, YOUR DINNER'S IN THE OVEN. 40 00:02:17,634 --> 00:02:21,100 THANKS. BOY, THIS JOB IS GRUELING. 41 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:24,467 HEY, YOU'RE THE ONE THAT WANTED TO STRIKE IT RICH 42 00:02:24,467 --> 00:02:25,968 IN THE NEWSPAPER GAME. 43 00:02:25,968 --> 00:02:27,634 ( music continues ) 44 00:02:27,634 --> 00:02:29,100 BECKY!GOD. 45 00:02:29,100 --> 00:02:30,167 ( telephone rings ) 46 00:02:30,167 --> 00:02:31,667 I GOT IT! 47 00:02:31,667 --> 00:02:33,100 WHAT IS IT? 48 00:02:33,100 --> 00:02:35,000 WOULD YOU PLEASE TURN THAT DOWN. 49 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:38,801 - I'M TRYING TO WATCH A GAME. - I'M TRYING TO LEARN BIOLOGY. 50 00:02:38,801 --> 00:02:41,801 WELL, ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT BIOLOGY 51 00:02:41,801 --> 00:02:44,067 IS THAT THE HEAD BONE'S CONNECTED TO THE NECK BONE, 52 00:02:44,067 --> 00:02:46,067 AND THE NECK BONE'S GONNA BE BROKEN 53 00:02:46,067 --> 00:02:49,801 UNLESS YOU GET UP THERE AND TURN THAT DOWN. 54 00:02:49,801 --> 00:02:52,100 WHO WAS IT? 55 00:02:52,100 --> 00:02:54,267 OH, IT WAS MRS. CLYDE. 56 00:02:54,267 --> 00:02:57,434 SHE CLAIMS SHE NEVER GOT HER NEWSPAPER. 57 00:02:57,434 --> 00:02:58,934 THAT'S THE SECOND TIME 58 00:02:58,934 --> 00:03:01,367 SHE'S CLAIMED THAT THIS WEEK, DARLENE. 59 00:03:01,367 --> 00:03:04,934 - YOU BETTER GET OVER THERE. - I CAN'T.I'M ALL OUT. 60 00:03:04,934 --> 00:03:08,467 WELL, HERE. TAKE THIS ONE OF ME AND DAD'S. 61 00:03:08,467 --> 00:03:10,367 I AIN'T DONE WITH THAT YET. 62 00:03:10,367 --> 00:03:12,834 WELL, YOUR DAUGHTER'S IN CAREER CRISIS HERE. 63 00:03:12,834 --> 00:03:14,834 HOP TO IT. 64 00:03:14,834 --> 00:03:17,367 I NEED SOME TIME OFF. 65 00:03:17,367 --> 00:03:19,801 OH-HO-HO, YOU NEED SOME TIME OFF. 66 00:03:19,801 --> 00:03:21,200 I NEED A VACATION. 67 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:22,767 YOU NEED A VACATION. 68 00:03:22,767 --> 00:03:25,267 I HAVEN'T HAD ONE DAY OFF SINCE THE DAY I MARRIED YOU. 69 00:03:25,267 --> 00:03:27,801 - SURE YOU HAVE. - OH, I HAVE NOT. 70 00:03:27,801 --> 00:03:30,400 - WHAT ABOUT OUR HONEYMOON? - WHAT HONEYMOON? 71 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:32,868 EIGHTEEN HOURS ON YOUR COUSIN'S HOUSEBOAT 72 00:03:32,868 --> 00:03:35,467 DOES NOT A HONEYMOON MAKE. 73 00:03:35,467 --> 00:03:39,033 I HAPPEN TO RECALL THAT THAT WAS A VERITABLE LOVEFEST. 74 00:03:40,701 --> 00:03:43,934 OH, COME ON, WE NEVER HAD A REAL HONEYMOON, AND YOU KNOW IT. 75 00:03:43,934 --> 00:03:45,767 IT'S THE ONE MISSING PIECE 76 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:48,601 IN AN OTHERWISE PICTURE PERFECT ROMANCE. 77 00:03:48,601 --> 00:03:51,968 ROSEANNE, ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU WANT A HONEYMOON? 78 00:03:51,968 --> 00:03:55,000 NO, I'M SAYING I WANNA BE TARRED AND FEATHERED. 79 00:03:56,133 --> 00:03:57,634 COME ON, BABE. 80 00:03:57,634 --> 00:04:01,167 WE GOT TWO JOBS AND THREE KIDS. WE AIN'T GOT THE TIME. 81 00:04:01,167 --> 00:04:02,868 WELL, WE COULD MAKE TIME. 82 00:04:02,868 --> 00:04:05,300 I BET EACH OF US COULD GET A WEEK OFF NEXT MONTH. 83 00:04:05,300 --> 00:04:07,968 YOU'RE REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS, AIN'T YOU? 84 00:04:07,968 --> 00:04:11,868 NO, I JUST BROUGHT IT UP TO COMPLICATE YOUR LIFE. 85 00:04:11,868 --> 00:04:13,200 ALL RIGHT... 86 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:14,701 NOTHING COMPLICATED ABOUT THAT. 87 00:04:14,701 --> 00:04:17,868 - WE'LL GO ON A HONEYMOON. - WHERE ARE WE GONNA GO? 88 00:04:17,868 --> 00:04:19,400 ( sighs ) 89 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:22,968 WELL, I'LL CALL MY COUSIN AND SEE IF HIS HOUSEBOAT'S FREE. 90 00:04:22,968 --> 00:04:25,567 I WANNA GO SOMEPLACE ROMANTIC. 91 00:04:25,567 --> 00:04:27,467 ARE YOU SAYING I CAN'T PICK SOMETHING ROMANTIC? 92 00:04:27,467 --> 00:04:29,901 YEAH. YOU ARE NOT ROMANTIC AT ALL. 93 00:04:29,901 --> 00:04:32,033 I AM A HOPELESS ROMANTIC. 94 00:04:32,033 --> 00:04:34,234 WELL, YOU'RE HOPELESS. 95 00:04:34,234 --> 00:04:36,501 I AM THE KING OF ROMANCE. 96 00:04:36,501 --> 00:04:38,667 THAT'S BECAUSE YOU LEARNED IT FROM THE QUEEN. 97 00:04:38,667 --> 00:04:40,534 - OH, YEAH? - YEAH. 98 00:04:40,534 --> 00:04:42,734 ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU'RE MORE ROMANTIC THAN I AM? 99 00:04:42,734 --> 00:04:45,100 I MOST "SOITENLY" AM. 100 00:04:45,100 --> 00:04:48,167 ALL RIGHT, YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 101 00:04:48,167 --> 00:04:50,334 YOU PICK A HONEYMOON SPOT, I'LL PICK A HONEYMOON SPOT, 102 00:04:50,334 --> 00:04:52,334 THEN WE'LL SEE WHICH ONE'S THE MOST ROMANTIC. 103 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:54,467 YOU'RE ON, BEEF BOY. 104 00:04:54,467 --> 00:04:55,968 HEY, ROSIE, 105 00:04:55,968 --> 00:04:57,968 WHAT IF WE BOTH WIND UP PICKING THE SAME THING? 106 00:04:57,968 --> 00:05:00,300 IT'LL MEAN WE'RE ACTUALLY MEANT FOR EACH OTHER. 107 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,267 NO, IT WON'T MEAN THAT. 108 00:05:09,834 --> 00:05:12,300 YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE MY IDEA OF A PERFECT HONEYMOON? 109 00:05:12,300 --> 00:05:15,667 MEL GIBSON AND A STICK OF BUTTER. 110 00:05:15,667 --> 00:05:18,567 ( laughing ) 111 00:05:19,767 --> 00:05:21,367 I'M SERIOUS. 112 00:05:21,367 --> 00:05:25,300 NO, IT'D BE AN ENTIRE MONTH ON A GREEK ISLAND 113 00:05:25,300 --> 00:05:28,234 IN A QUAINT LITTLE HOUSE UP IN THE MOUNTAINS 114 00:05:28,234 --> 00:05:30,634 BUT NOT TOO FAR AWAY FROM THE BEACH. 115 00:05:30,634 --> 00:05:33,267 AH, THAT SOUNDS REAL GOOD. 116 00:05:33,267 --> 00:05:35,701 THE ONLY THING THAT'S MISSING IS YOUR HUSBAND. 117 00:05:35,701 --> 00:05:39,133 THAT'S WHY IT'S THE PERFECT HONEYMOON. 118 00:05:39,133 --> 00:05:41,801 OH, I GET IT. 119 00:05:41,801 --> 00:05:43,200 HEY, DARLENE, YOU'RE LATE. 120 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:45,534 I KNOW. I GOT HUNG UP AT SCHOOL. 121 00:05:45,534 --> 00:05:48,400 TWO PEOPLE ALREADY'S BEEN CALLING LOOKING FOR THEIR NEWSPAPERS. 122 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:49,868 DAMN. 123 00:05:49,868 --> 00:05:52,133 WELL, THERE'S NO NEED TO CUSS, FOR HELL'S SAKE. 124 00:05:52,133 --> 00:05:56,000 BRING IT OUT. I'LL HELP YOU FOLD THEM UP. 125 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,033 THANKS.HERE. I'LL FOLD THE REST. 126 00:05:58,033 --> 00:06:01,467 ALL RIGHT. SIS, MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL, HUH? 127 00:06:01,467 --> 00:06:03,467 SO, YOU GONNA WATCH OUR KIDS 128 00:06:03,467 --> 00:06:05,501 WHEN ME AND DAN GOES ON OUR HONEYMOON? 129 00:06:05,501 --> 00:06:07,834 SURE, BUT YOU'RE NOT GONNA GO ANYWHERE. 130 00:06:07,834 --> 00:06:09,834 SO NOW YOU'RE READING THE FUTURE, RIGHT? 131 00:06:09,834 --> 00:06:11,801 NOW YOU GOT E.S.P. 132 00:06:11,801 --> 00:06:14,601 EVERY TIME YOU AND DAN PLAN A TRIP, SOMETHING HAPPENS. 133 00:06:14,601 --> 00:06:16,367 AND YOU KNOW WHY THAT IS? 134 00:06:16,367 --> 00:06:19,367 OH, ENLIGHTEN ME, SWAMI NANDA. 135 00:06:20,934 --> 00:06:24,200 BECAUSE YOU DON'T REALLY WANNA GO, 136 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:26,834 BECAUSE YOU THINK THAT NOBODY CAN SURVIVE WITHOUT YOU. 137 00:06:26,834 --> 00:06:28,167 WELL, THEY CAN'T. 138 00:06:28,167 --> 00:06:30,467 BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU'RE THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE. 139 00:06:30,467 --> 00:06:32,834 WELL, THINGS DO REVOLVE AROUND ME. 140 00:06:34,901 --> 00:06:37,300 - HI, AUNT JACKIE. - HI, KIDDO. 141 00:06:37,300 --> 00:06:40,400 - HEY, HOW WAS SCHOOL? - ALL RIGHT, EXCEPT FOR BIOLOGY. 142 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,868 MR. HODGES IS MAKING US DISSECT A FROG IN LAB. 143 00:06:42,868 --> 00:06:45,734 - I REMEMBER WHEN WE HAD TO DO THAT. - YEAH, ME, TOO. 144 00:06:45,734 --> 00:06:47,868 I'M IN CLASS WITH THIS BIG GUY. 145 00:06:47,868 --> 00:06:49,200 HE'S ON THE FOOTBALL TEAM. 146 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:50,801 I CUT INTO MY FROG, 147 00:06:50,801 --> 00:06:53,367 HE GOES DOWN LIKE A TON OF BRICKS. 148 00:06:53,367 --> 00:06:56,200 YOU KNOW, COLD FAINT, CUTS UP HIS CHIN. 149 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:57,367 REALLY? 150 00:06:57,367 --> 00:07:01,200 ASK YOUR DAD TO SHOW YOU HIS SCAR. 151 00:07:02,267 --> 00:07:04,267 WELL, YOU GUYS MAY HAVE DONE IT, 152 00:07:04,267 --> 00:07:07,467 BUT I THINK IT'S MORALLY WRONG TO HACK UP POOR, DEFENSELESS ANIMALS. 153 00:07:07,467 --> 00:07:10,467 THE FROG'S ALREADY DEAD BY THE TIME YOU'RE HACKING ON IT, AIN'T IT? 154 00:07:10,467 --> 00:07:13,334 BUT IF I DIDN'T HAVE TO DISSECT IT, THEY WOULDN'T HAVE TO KILL IT. 155 00:07:13,334 --> 00:07:15,667 IF YOU DON'T WANNA DO IT, DON'T DO IT. 156 00:07:15,667 --> 00:07:19,167 BUT THEN I'LL FLUNK LAB AND BRING MY "A" AVERAGE DOWN TO A "C." 157 00:07:19,167 --> 00:07:22,567 BECKY, IF YOU FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT SOMETHING, YOU SHOULDN'T DO IT. 158 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:24,934 YOU WON'T GET MAD IF I GET A "C"? 159 00:07:24,934 --> 00:07:26,934 THE ONLY TIME I'D EVER GET MAD AT YOU 160 00:07:26,934 --> 00:07:29,701 IS IF YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING THAT YOU KNOW IS NOT RIGHT. 161 00:07:29,701 --> 00:07:31,133 THANKS. 162 00:07:31,133 --> 00:07:32,167 ( telephone rings ) 163 00:07:32,167 --> 00:07:34,000 I GOT IT. 164 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,801 IF THAT'S ONE OF MY CUSTOMERS, TELL 'EM I'M ALREADY GONE. 165 00:07:36,801 --> 00:07:39,033 HELLO. OH, HI, MRS. CLYDE. 166 00:07:39,033 --> 00:07:41,601 SHE'LL PROBABLY GONNA CALL MY BOSS AND COMPLAIN. 167 00:07:41,601 --> 00:07:43,601 YOUR PAPER SHOULD BE THERE ANY MINUTE. 168 00:07:43,601 --> 00:07:44,834 OKAY, BYE. 169 00:07:44,834 --> 00:07:46,868 DARLENE, YOU BETTER MOVE. SHE SOUNDED ANGRY. 170 00:07:46,868 --> 00:07:49,601 I'M MOVING, I'M MOVING. 171 00:07:49,601 --> 00:07:51,601 BECKY, GO WASH UP FOR DINNER NOW. 172 00:07:51,601 --> 00:07:54,868 - OH, WHAT ARE WE HAVING? - FROG LEGS. 173 00:07:56,067 --> 00:07:58,267 YOU'RE SO DEMENTED. 174 00:07:59,801 --> 00:08:02,667 - HEY, BABY, I'M HOME. - HEY, ME, TOO. 175 00:08:02,667 --> 00:08:04,834 - HEY, JACKIE. - HEY. 176 00:08:04,834 --> 00:08:07,300 - YOU GONNA STAY FOR DINNER? - ARE YOU SERIOUS? 177 00:08:07,300 --> 00:08:11,133 - WE'D LOVE TO HAVE YOU. - WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH HIM? 178 00:08:11,133 --> 00:08:13,701 CAN'T A GUY HAVE A GOOD DAY ONCE IN A WHILE? 179 00:08:13,701 --> 00:08:15,767 WELL, NOT THAT GOOD. 180 00:08:17,267 --> 00:08:19,801 WHAT ARE YOU SMILING AT, HOT STUFF? 181 00:08:19,801 --> 00:08:22,133 WELL-- WAIT A MINUTE. 182 00:08:22,133 --> 00:08:24,234 WHAT'S THIS IN MY POCKET? 183 00:08:24,234 --> 00:08:26,534 IT COULD BE. IT MIGHT BE. 184 00:08:26,534 --> 00:08:30,033 IT IS.HOLY COW. IT'S A HONEYMOON. 185 00:08:30,033 --> 00:08:32,200 WHY, YES, IT'S PARADISE. 186 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:33,567 ANOTHER GUY 187 00:08:33,567 --> 00:08:37,033 WHO THINKS HE'S GOT PARADISE IN HIS JEANS. 188 00:08:37,033 --> 00:08:40,367 ( laughing ) 189 00:08:40,367 --> 00:08:42,634 YEAH, PARADISE LOST. 190 00:08:46,033 --> 00:08:47,968 AHH. 191 00:08:47,968 --> 00:08:50,033 CACKLE, CACKLE, HENS. 192 00:08:51,434 --> 00:08:53,701 BABY, THIS PLACE IS PERFECT FOR US. 193 00:08:53,701 --> 00:08:56,334 IT'S ROMANTIC, IT'S SECLUDED, 194 00:08:56,334 --> 00:08:59,601 AND IT'S 400 MILES FROM ANYBODY WHO'S EVER SEEN US IN OUR BATHROBES. 195 00:08:59,601 --> 00:09:01,000 OH! 196 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,501 LOOK AT THIS. 197 00:09:02,501 --> 00:09:04,067 THE LAMONT CABINS, 198 00:09:04,067 --> 00:09:06,467 BOULDER LAKE, 199 00:09:06,467 --> 00:09:09,067 RHINELANDER, WISCONSIN. 200 00:09:09,067 --> 00:09:11,534 YOU'RE GONNA TAKE HER CAMPING? 201 00:09:11,534 --> 00:09:12,968 Dan: CAMPING? 202 00:09:12,968 --> 00:09:15,400 WE'RE TALKING LUXURY HERE. 203 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:16,901 THESE CABINS GOT EVERYTHING. 204 00:09:16,901 --> 00:09:18,767 ELECTRICITY, HOT WATER, FULL KITCHEN. 205 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:20,334 WELL, FULL KITCHEN. 206 00:09:20,334 --> 00:09:23,934 GEE, SIS, THAT'S JUST THE GETAWAY YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR. 207 00:09:25,734 --> 00:09:27,734 WE'LL BE DINING AT THE LODGE. 208 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,367 WELL, MAYBE IF WE'RE LUCKY, 209 00:09:29,367 --> 00:09:32,100 WE CAN GET A TABLE UNDER THE ANTLERS. 210 00:09:32,100 --> 00:09:34,300 FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I TALKED TO A GUY 211 00:09:34,300 --> 00:09:36,467 DOWN AT THE LUMBER YARD WHO WENT TO THIS PLACE. 212 00:09:36,467 --> 00:09:37,701 SAID HE HAD THE TIME OF HIS LIFE. 213 00:09:37,701 --> 00:09:39,701 DID HE SAY WHAT KIND OF TIME HIS WIFE HAD? 214 00:09:39,701 --> 00:09:42,834 HE AIN'T MARRIED-- WENT THERE WITH A BUNCH OF BUDDIES OF HIS. 215 00:09:44,634 --> 00:09:47,100 GEEZ, NOW, I DON'T HAVE 216 00:09:47,100 --> 00:09:50,834 THE INTENSE LUMBERYARD CONNECTIONS THAT YOU GOT, 217 00:09:50,834 --> 00:09:54,300 BUT I DID MANAGE TO PUT TOGETHER A HONEYMOON 218 00:09:54,300 --> 00:09:57,767 IN, UH, THE GRAND DUCHESS HOTEL 219 00:09:57,767 --> 00:10:00,234 IN SARASOTA, FLORIDA. 220 00:10:03,968 --> 00:10:06,801 "GRAND DUCHESS RESORT HOTEL, SARASOTA, FLORIDA." 221 00:10:06,801 --> 00:10:08,701 A-THA. 222 00:10:08,701 --> 00:10:10,901 IT'S THE PERFECT HONEYMOON SPOT. 223 00:10:10,901 --> 00:10:12,901 IT'S WARM AND IT'S SUNNY. 224 00:10:12,901 --> 00:10:14,400 AND NOT ROMANTIC. 225 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:15,901 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 226 00:10:15,901 --> 00:10:19,100 WALKING HAND IN HAND ON A BEACH. THAT AIN'T ROMANTIC? 227 00:10:19,100 --> 00:10:20,467 YEAH, DODGING SEAGULLS 228 00:10:20,467 --> 00:10:22,467 AND 10,000 SUNBURNED TOURISTS. 229 00:10:22,467 --> 00:10:25,100 HONESTLY, JACKIE, I ASK YOU. IS THAT ROMANTIC? 230 00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:27,367 WELL, COFFEE SHOP'S OPEN UNTIL 9:00. 231 00:10:27,367 --> 00:10:29,033 OOH! 232 00:10:30,701 --> 00:10:32,701 WELL, NOW, WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON? 233 00:10:32,701 --> 00:10:35,200 I'M ON YOUR SIDE. AND I'M ON YOUR SIDE. 234 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:37,868 JUST-- JUST PICK. GO ANYWHERE. 235 00:10:37,868 --> 00:10:40,200 WELL, I'M NOT GOING THERE. 236 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:42,901 THERE'S NOT NOTHING FOR ME TO DO IN A PLACE LIKE THAT. 237 00:10:42,901 --> 00:10:44,300 WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS? 238 00:10:44,300 --> 00:10:46,300 THERE'S PLENTY OF STUFF FOR YOU TO DO THERE. 239 00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:48,067 THERE'S STUFF FOR YOU TO DO. 240 00:10:48,067 --> 00:10:50,367 THERE'S HUNTING, FISHING, TRACKING MOOSE. 241 00:10:50,367 --> 00:10:53,868 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, FORAGE FOR NUTS AND BERRIES? 242 00:10:53,868 --> 00:10:55,534 CAN I MAKE A SUGGESTION? 243 00:10:55,534 --> 00:10:57,067 Both: NO. 244 00:10:58,234 --> 00:11:01,200 HONEY, I'M JUST NOT GONNA FEEL COMFORTABLE 245 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:03,901 AT SOMEPLACE WITH PALM TREES 246 00:11:03,901 --> 00:11:05,901 AND MARBLE FLOORS. 247 00:11:05,901 --> 00:11:08,100 WELL, DO YOU THINK I'M GONNA HAVE FUN 248 00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:10,767 AT SOMEPLACE FAMOUS FOR LIGHTNING BUGS? 249 00:11:10,767 --> 00:11:14,567 THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO SETTLE IT-- SEPARATE HONEYMOONS. 250 00:11:14,567 --> 00:11:16,200 - NO. - HMM. 251 00:11:19,334 --> 00:11:21,601 ALL RIGHT, I'LL SETTLE IT. 252 00:11:21,601 --> 00:11:23,801 CALL IT IN THE AIR. HEADS OR TAILS. 253 00:11:23,801 --> 00:11:25,334 FLORIDA. 254 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:34,033 HEY, GET YOUR GRUBBY PAW OUT OF THAT CEREAL BOX, WOULD YA? 255 00:11:34,033 --> 00:11:36,133 I'M LOOKING FOR THE TOY. 256 00:11:36,133 --> 00:11:39,400 WELL, I ALREADY TOOK IT OUT OF THERE, SEE. 257 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:42,133 IF YOU'RE REAL NICE, MAYBE I'LL LET YOU PLAY WITH IT. 258 00:11:42,133 --> 00:11:45,634 - I'LL BE NICE. - LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE. 259 00:11:45,634 --> 00:11:47,634 YOU KNOW, DAN, IT'S NOT TOO LATE 260 00:11:47,634 --> 00:11:49,200 FOR YOU TO CHANGE YOUR MIND 261 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:51,067 AND COME WITH ME TO THE REMARKABLE SUNSHINE STATE. 262 00:11:51,067 --> 00:11:54,167 BUT, HONEY, THERE WON'T BE NO SUNSHINE IN FLORIDA. 263 00:11:54,167 --> 00:11:56,167 I WON'T BE THERE. 264 00:11:56,167 --> 00:11:59,901 OH, I GUESS THEN I'LL JUST BE SITTING IN MY DELUXE SUITE, 265 00:11:59,901 --> 00:12:01,534 CRYING OUT MY EYES 266 00:12:01,534 --> 00:12:04,067 'CAUSE I CAN'T SHARE A CONCRETE SHOWER WITH FOUR OTHER CABINS. 267 00:12:04,067 --> 00:12:06,300 ( telephone rings ) 268 00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:08,300 I BET THAT'S THEM OLD CABINS RIGHT NOW 269 00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:10,367 WONDERING WHAT COLOR BUG LIGHT YOU WANT. 270 00:12:10,367 --> 00:12:12,200 Darlene: I GOT IT! 271 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:14,968 - HEY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? - SURE.WHY? 272 00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:17,734 WELL, YOU JUST WALKED BY A RINGING PHONE. 273 00:12:17,734 --> 00:12:20,734 MOM, PLEASE, I HAVE A LOT OF THINGS ON MY MIND. 274 00:12:20,734 --> 00:12:23,667 HODGES IS GONNA MAKE ME RIP THE GUTS OUT OF SOME FROG. 275 00:12:23,667 --> 00:12:26,067 YUM.MORE CEREAL, ANYONE? 276 00:12:26,067 --> 00:12:27,300 YES, PLEASE. 277 00:12:27,300 --> 00:12:30,367 I DON'T SEE HOW ANY OF YOU CAN EAT. 278 00:12:30,367 --> 00:12:31,767 PASS THE MILK. 279 00:12:31,767 --> 00:12:34,133 THERE YOU GO. 280 00:12:34,133 --> 00:12:36,934 I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO, MOM. 281 00:12:36,934 --> 00:12:39,400 YOU'RE GONNA DO WHATEVER YOU FEEL IS RIGHT, OKAY? 282 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:41,367 - YOU KEEP THE FAITH. - YEAH. 283 00:12:42,868 --> 00:12:45,000 DARLENE, WHO WAS THAT? 284 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:48,234 OH, IT WAS MR. ATTLEROY, MY BOSS AT THE NEWSPAPER. 285 00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:51,234 - AND WHAT DID HE WANT? - HE WANTS TO SEE ME AFTER SCHOOL. 286 00:12:51,234 --> 00:12:53,567 I GUESS HE DIDN'T GET HIS PAPER YET EITHER. 287 00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:06,968 AH! 288 00:13:08,434 --> 00:13:10,567 WELL, MOM, I DID IT. 289 00:13:10,567 --> 00:13:13,234 I TOLD HODGES I WOULDN'T CUT UP THAT FROG. 290 00:13:13,234 --> 00:13:16,400 WELL, I BET THAT FROG IS PRETTY GLAD TO HEAR THAT. 291 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:18,400 YEAH, BUT HODGES WASN'T. 292 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:20,767 THANKS TO HIM, I GOT A "C" ON MY RECORD. 293 00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:23,167 YOU OUGHT TO BE PROUD OF THAT "C," BECKY. 294 00:13:23,167 --> 00:13:26,267 I AM. YOU PUT YOURSELF ON THE LINE FOR THAT. 295 00:13:26,267 --> 00:13:27,934 IT'S NOT FAIR. 296 00:13:27,934 --> 00:13:29,934 I'M THE BEST STUDENT IN THE CLASS, 297 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:32,334 AND EVERYONE ELSE IS GONNA GET A BETTER GRADE THAN ME. 298 00:13:32,334 --> 00:13:33,734 THAN I. 299 00:13:33,734 --> 00:13:37,434 WELL, NOBODY'S GONNA DO BETTER THAN YOU IN ENGLISH. 300 00:13:37,434 --> 00:13:40,234 YOU KNOW, WHEN I TOLD HODGES I WOULDN'T DO IT, 301 00:13:40,234 --> 00:13:41,734 ALL THE KIDS CHEERED. 302 00:13:41,734 --> 00:13:45,067 BUT THEN TWO SECONDS LATER, THEY STARTED CUTTING UP THEIR FROGS. 303 00:13:45,067 --> 00:13:46,634 WHAT A BUNCH OF HYPOCRITES. 304 00:13:46,634 --> 00:13:49,467 WELL, BECKY, YOU ARE THE BEST STUDENT IN THAT CLASS, 305 00:13:49,467 --> 00:13:51,467 AND IT'S JUST TOO BAD THEY DON'T GIVE OUT GRADES 306 00:13:51,467 --> 00:13:53,467 FOR STANDING UP FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN. 307 00:13:53,467 --> 00:13:56,200 I STILL DON'T BELIEVE I GOT A "C." 308 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:58,434 BECKY, IF YOU WANTED AN "A," 309 00:13:58,434 --> 00:14:00,434 YOU WOULD'VE CUT UP THAT FROG. 310 00:14:00,434 --> 00:14:02,634 BUT INSTEAD YOU DID THE RIGHT THING. 311 00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:04,334 THE HIP THING, THE NOW THING, 312 00:14:04,334 --> 00:14:06,334 THE HAPPENING THING, THE '90s THING. 313 00:14:06,334 --> 00:14:09,133 THEN HOW COME I FEEL SO LOUSY? 314 00:14:09,133 --> 00:14:11,601 I THINK IT'S 'CAUSE YOUR BODY'S STARTING 315 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:13,334 TO REJECT THE "C." 316 00:14:15,667 --> 00:14:19,033 ( deep voice ) WHERE BE THE WHITE WHALE? 317 00:14:19,033 --> 00:14:20,834 ARRGH! 318 00:14:20,834 --> 00:14:23,067 ARRGH! 319 00:14:23,067 --> 00:14:24,200 ( telephone rings ) 320 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:25,968 ARRGH. 321 00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:30,501 D.J., LET ME KNOW IF THEY RUN. 322 00:14:30,501 --> 00:14:32,501 I'M GONNA GO UPSTAIRS AND STUDY. 323 00:14:32,501 --> 00:14:35,501 I CAN'T AFFORD TO SCREW ANYTHING ELSE UP THIS SEMESTER. 324 00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:39,300 HEY, STICK 'EM UP. 325 00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:41,300 DON'T TRY NOTHIN' FUNNY, PARTNER. 326 00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:43,167 JUST HAND ME OVER THAT MONEY. 327 00:14:43,167 --> 00:14:44,634 HOW MUCH IS THIS? 328 00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:46,968 I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE A LOT. 329 00:14:46,968 --> 00:14:49,033 - WHAT YOU GONNA DO WITH IT? - I DON'T KNOW. 330 00:14:49,033 --> 00:14:51,300 BUY ME SOMETHING NICE. 331 00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:53,000 WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE? 332 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,868 A HONEYMOON IN SARASOTA, FLORIDA. 333 00:14:55,868 --> 00:14:57,367 WHAT'S A HONEYMOON? 334 00:14:57,367 --> 00:14:59,501 I DON'T KNOW, I NEVER HAD ONE. 335 00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:03,601 OH, DARLENE, MRS. CLYDE JUST CALLED. 336 00:15:03,601 --> 00:15:05,601 SHE SAID SHE'S LOOKED IN ALL HER PUDDLES, 337 00:15:05,601 --> 00:15:07,601 AND SHE STILL CAN'T FIND HER NEWSPAPER. 338 00:15:07,601 --> 00:15:09,734 WELL, THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM ANYMORE. 339 00:15:09,734 --> 00:15:10,934 AND WHY IS THAT? 340 00:15:10,934 --> 00:15:14,000 MR. ATTLEROY GAVE ME THE AX. 341 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,067 WELL, DARLENE, NOW THAT YOU'VE GOT SOME FREE TIME, 342 00:15:17,067 --> 00:15:19,100 COULD I GET A MINUTE WITH YOU? 343 00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:22,467 CAN I AT LEAST GET A SNACK BEFORE YOU CHOP MY HEAD OFF? 344 00:15:22,467 --> 00:15:23,767 NO.SIT. 345 00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:28,400 ALL RIGHT, START TALKING. 346 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,601 WELL, IT'S A LONG, BORING STORY. 347 00:15:30,601 --> 00:15:32,434 THAT'S A GOOD BEGINNING. 348 00:15:32,434 --> 00:15:34,167 KEEP GOING. 349 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:36,801 WELL, I FIGURED A PAPER ROUTE WAS AN EASY WAY 350 00:15:36,801 --> 00:15:38,300 TO MAKE SOME MONEY. 351 00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:41,200 DARLENE, THERE'S NO EASY WAY TO MAKE MONEY. 352 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:44,133 IF THERE WAS, YOUR MOTHER WOULD'VE FOUND IT BY NOW. 353 00:15:45,534 --> 00:15:47,033 LET'S FACE IT, DARLENE. 354 00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:50,567 YOU QUIT ON THAT JOB A LONG TIME BEFORE ATTLEROY FIRED YOU. 355 00:15:50,567 --> 00:15:53,300 - MAYBE I DID. - YOU DID. 356 00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:56,267 ALL RIGHT, BUT I'M 11 YEARS OLD. 357 00:15:56,267 --> 00:15:59,033 I FIGURED WHY NOT ENJOY MYSELF. 358 00:15:59,033 --> 00:16:01,634 I CAN LIVE ON MY ALLOWANCE FOR A FEW MORE YEARS. 359 00:16:01,634 --> 00:16:05,367 I GUESS YOU AIN'T HEARD ABOUT THE LAY-OFF THEN, HUH? 360 00:16:05,367 --> 00:16:08,434 ME AND YOUR DADDY CAN ONLY AFFORD TO SUPPORT TWO KIDS NOW. 361 00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:11,067 WELL, WHO'S GONNA TELL D.J.? 362 00:16:15,567 --> 00:16:18,133 - HEY, YOU'RE GONNA BE PROUD OF BECKY. - WHY'S THAT? 363 00:16:18,133 --> 00:16:20,868 BECAUSE SHE TOOK A "C" IN BIOLOGY, 364 00:16:20,868 --> 00:16:23,133 RATHER THAN COMMIT ANIMAL GENOCIDE. 365 00:16:23,133 --> 00:16:25,133 GOOD FOR HER. 366 00:16:25,133 --> 00:16:29,000 HEY, I GOT FOUR "C"s AND NOBODY CONGRATULATED ME. 367 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,133 "C"s COME EASY FOR YOU, HONEY. 368 00:16:31,133 --> 00:16:33,267 BECKY REALLY HAD TO WORK FOR HER "C." 369 00:16:33,267 --> 00:16:36,067 WELL, THE FIRST ONE WAS THE HARDEST FOR ME, TOO. 370 00:16:36,067 --> 00:16:37,934 ( laughing ) 371 00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:43,868 YOU KNOW, DAN, I REALLY ADORE YOUR KIDS. 372 00:16:43,868 --> 00:16:45,200 YEAH? 373 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:47,400 I'D SAY WE'RE THREE FOR THREE. 374 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:50,267 YOU KNOW, I THINK OUR FIRST REAL TRY 375 00:16:50,267 --> 00:16:52,868 WAS ON MY COUSIN'S HOUSEBOAT. 376 00:16:52,868 --> 00:16:54,033 ( imitating whirring ) 377 00:16:54,033 --> 00:16:55,234 THE ONLY THING 378 00:16:55,234 --> 00:16:57,634 I WAS REALLY TRYING TO CONCEIVE ON THAT HOUSEBOAT 379 00:16:57,634 --> 00:17:00,067 WAS AN ESCAPE ROUTE. 380 00:17:00,067 --> 00:17:01,534 YOU GUYS BUSY? 381 00:17:01,534 --> 00:17:04,734 NO, WE WERE JUST SITTING AROUND WAITING FOR YOU TO SHOW UP. 382 00:17:04,734 --> 00:17:06,767 YOU KNOW, EVERY TIME YOU ARRIVE, 383 00:17:06,767 --> 00:17:08,767 IT'S THE HIGHLIGHT OF DAN'S DAY. 384 00:17:08,767 --> 00:17:11,000 WELL, IT IS TODAY, 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN SPENDING 385 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,834 A LOT OF TIME SINCE YESTERDAY THINKING ABOUT YOUR GUY'S HONEYMOON. 386 00:17:13,834 --> 00:17:15,234 YOU AIN'T GOING WITH US. 387 00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:16,734 ON THE CONTRARY. 388 00:17:16,734 --> 00:17:19,167 YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN ARGUING ABOUT IT FOR 15 YEARS. 389 00:17:19,167 --> 00:17:21,801 YOU'RE GONNA SPEND THE NEXT 15 YEARS ARGUING ABOUT IT. 390 00:17:21,801 --> 00:17:24,234 SO I'VE DECIDED THAT SINCE YOU GUYS WEREN'T GONNA TAKE ONE, 391 00:17:24,234 --> 00:17:26,234 I WAS GONNA GIVE YOU ONE. 392 00:17:26,234 --> 00:17:27,734 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 393 00:17:27,734 --> 00:17:29,734 I BOOKED A SUITE FOR THE WEEKEND 394 00:17:29,734 --> 00:17:31,334 AT WIZARD WORLD. 395 00:17:31,334 --> 00:17:34,133 OH, BOY.WIZARD WORLD. 396 00:17:34,133 --> 00:17:35,901 ( Jackie laughing ) 397 00:17:35,901 --> 00:17:38,634 HOME OF THE WACKY, WIGGLING WORM WATER RIDE. 398 00:17:38,634 --> 00:17:40,934 BOY, I BET YOU NEVER THOUGHT 399 00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:42,934 WE WOULD BE SPENDING THE WEEKEND THERE, HUH? 400 00:17:42,934 --> 00:17:46,234 - NOT WEALLY. - Jackie: OH, FORGET IT. 401 00:17:46,234 --> 00:17:47,767 YOU GUYS AREN'T GOING. 402 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,834 BECKY!DARLENE! 403 00:17:49,834 --> 00:17:52,467 - D.J.!FRONT AND CENTER! - WHAT ARE YOU UP TO? 404 00:17:52,467 --> 00:17:54,234 I'M RUNNING AWAY FOR THE WEEKEND, 405 00:17:54,234 --> 00:17:55,601 AND I'M TAKING YOUR KIDS WITH ME. 406 00:17:55,601 --> 00:17:58,000 YOU GUYS GET TO STAY IN THE HOUSE AND HAVE YOUR HONEYMOON. 407 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,901 - YOU MEAN...? - OOH, I HAVE TO BE ALONE WITH YOU? 408 00:17:59,901 --> 00:18:02,033 - OOH! - A GIRL, OOH! 409 00:18:02,033 --> 00:18:04,567 AND YOU BETTER MAKE THE MOST OF IT, TOO, 410 00:18:04,567 --> 00:18:06,601 BECAUSE THIS IS THE LAST ANNIVERSARY PRESENT 411 00:18:06,601 --> 00:18:08,601 YOU'RE GETTING FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS. 412 00:18:08,601 --> 00:18:11,501 OH, THAT'S SO SWEET. THANK YOU, SIS. 413 00:18:11,501 --> 00:18:13,634 YOU GUYS, PACK YOUR BAGS 414 00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:16,100 'CAUSE WE'RE GOING TO WIZARD WORLD. 415 00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:17,534 - ALL RIGHT! - WIZARD WORLD? 416 00:18:17,534 --> 00:18:18,901 FOR THE WHOLE WEEKEND. 417 00:18:18,901 --> 00:18:21,167 - ARE MOM AND DAD COMING? - NO. 418 00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:22,767 ( all cheer ) 419 00:18:47,767 --> 00:18:49,901 ROSIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 420 00:18:49,901 --> 00:18:53,133 DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT IT. YOU READY TO START? 421 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,234 I GUESS SO. 422 00:19:00,267 --> 00:19:02,300 ( laughing ) 423 00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:04,300 THIS IS WEIRD. 424 00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:06,934 I KEEP WAITING FOR A KID TO COME TEARING THROUGH HERE. 425 00:19:06,934 --> 00:19:09,234 WELL, DAN, NOW, WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS 426 00:19:09,234 --> 00:19:11,601 'CAUSE WE'RE ON OUR HONEYMOON. 427 00:19:11,601 --> 00:19:13,400 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 428 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:14,868 SIT. 429 00:19:14,868 --> 00:19:17,167 ( barks ) 430 00:19:17,167 --> 00:19:19,300 OKAY, OUR HONEYMOON 431 00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:22,434 HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED. 432 00:19:22,434 --> 00:19:23,734 IT HAS? 433 00:19:23,734 --> 00:19:26,200 YEAH, HOW DO YOU LIKE OUR HONEYMOON SUITE? 434 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,901 I LIKE IT. 435 00:19:27,901 --> 00:19:31,734 IT HAS A NICE, HOMEY LIVED-IN FEEL TO IT. 436 00:19:31,734 --> 00:19:34,033 ARE YOU READY FOR ROMANCE? 437 00:19:34,033 --> 00:19:35,601 ARE YOU? 438 00:19:35,601 --> 00:19:38,467 I WAS BORN READY. 439 00:19:38,467 --> 00:19:40,200 ( soft music playing ) 440 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:43,534 - NICE TOUCH. - I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO THE TOUCHING YET. 441 00:19:43,534 --> 00:19:46,467 ( laughs ) 442 00:19:46,467 --> 00:19:50,167 NOW, WOULD YOU LIKE CANDLELIGHT 443 00:19:50,167 --> 00:19:51,634 OR CANDLELIGHT? 444 00:19:51,634 --> 00:19:53,267 HOW ABOUT... 445 00:19:53,267 --> 00:19:54,701 CANDLELIGHT? 446 00:20:06,667 --> 00:20:09,000 OKAY, NOW, WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT? 447 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,701 A RIPPLING STREAM 448 00:20:10,701 --> 00:20:13,167 OR A WATERFALL EFFECT? 449 00:20:13,167 --> 00:20:14,968 SURPRISE ME. 450 00:20:16,167 --> 00:20:17,501 ALL RIGHT. 451 00:20:17,501 --> 00:20:18,801 ( trickling ) 452 00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:21,167 THERE'S ONE RIPPLING STREAM. 453 00:20:21,167 --> 00:20:22,767 THAT'S NICE. 454 00:20:22,767 --> 00:20:25,901 - A WATERFALL MIGHT BE NICER. - YOU GOT IT. 455 00:20:25,901 --> 00:20:29,334 ( streaming rapidly ) 456 00:20:31,234 --> 00:20:33,167 WATCH OUT FOR THE MIST. 457 00:20:44,434 --> 00:20:47,400 SO THIS IS THE HONEYMOON I'VE ALWAYS WANTED. 458 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:49,601 NIAGARA FALLS! 459 00:20:49,601 --> 00:20:52,100 NIAGARA FALLS! 460 00:21:02,567 --> 00:21:05,367 ( theme music playing ) 461 00:21:06,367 --> 00:21:16,367 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 462 00:21:16,417 --> 00:21:20,967 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33703

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