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[sirens]

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[sirens] [helicopter]

[helicopter]

[helicopter] >> get that camera outta here!

>> get that camera outta here!

>> get that camera outta here! Get the fuck

Get the fuck

Get the fuck >> outta here, joe! Get outta

>> outta here, joe! Get outta

>> outta here, joe! Get outta here! Go!

Here! Go!

Here! Go! >> the situation is here, some

>> the situation is here, some

>> the situation is here, some maniac put a bomb on that bus.

Maniac put a bomb on that bus.

Maniac put a bomb on that bus. We got it here into the parking

We got it here into the parking

We got it here into the parking lot, but if the driver takes her

Lot, but if the driver takes her

Lot, but if the driver takes her foot off that brake, the whole

Foot off that brake, the whole

Foot off that brake, the whole thing's gonna blow.

Thing's gonna blow.

Thing's gonna blow. >> the bomb squad's still

>> the bomb squad's still

>> the bomb squad's still en route.

En route.

En route. >> tell her she's gotta cut the

>> tell her she's gotta cut the

>> tell her she's gotta cut the black wire first and then the

Black wire first and then the

Black wire first and then the red wire second.

Red wire second.

Red wire second. >> cut the black wire first...

>> cut the black wire first...

>> cut the black wire first... Then the red wire, and then--

Then the red wire, and then--

Then the red wire, and then-- >> keeping the brake on.

>> keeping the brake on.

>> keeping the brake on. >> after you've clipped both...

>> after you've clipped both...

>> after you've clipped both... Foot off the brake?

Foot off the brake?

Foot off the brake? >> yes, yes.

>> yes, yes.

>> yes, yes. >> then take your foot off of

>> then take your foot off of

>> then take your foot off of the brake.

The brake.

The brake. >> yes.

>> yes.

>> yes. Bus driver : The black and then

Bus driver : The black and then

Bus driver : The black and then the red.

The red.

The red. >> good girl. Now, cut the black

>> good girl. Now, cut the black

>> good girl. Now, cut the black one.

One.

One. Woman: I cut the black. I cut

Woman: I cut the black. I cut

Woman: I cut the black. I cut it. I cut it.

It. I cut it.

It. I cut it. >> now cut the red. Now

>> now cut the red. Now

>> now cut the red. Now cut the red.

Cut the red.

Cut the red. >> now cut the red!

>> now cut the red!

>> now cut the red! >> I cut the red! I cut the

>> I cut the red! I cut the

>> I cut the red! I cut the red!

Red!

Red! >> ahh, yes!

>> ahh, yes!

>> ahh, yes! >> whoo! Now she can take her

>> whoo! Now she can take her

>> whoo! Now she can take her foot off the brake.

Foot off the brake.

Foot off the brake. >> take your foot off the brake.

>> take your foot off the brake.

>> take your foot off the brake. >> whoo!

>> whoo!

>> whoo! [all laughing]

[all laughing]

[all laughing] bus driver: Thank you--

Bus driver: Thank you--

Bus driver: Thank you-- [boom]

[car alarms blaring]

[car alarms blaring]

[car alarms blaring] >> you--we're gonna need...

>> you--we're gonna need...

>> you--we're gonna need... >> you shoulda...

>> you shoulda...

>> you shoulda... >> coroner, scramble. Scramble.

>> coroner, scramble. Scramble.

>> coroner, scramble. Scramble. Scramble, scramble, scramble.

Scramble, scramble, scramble.

Scramble, scramble, scramble. >> somebody call the fire

>> somebody call the fire

>> somebody call the fire department.

Department.

Department. >> not it.

Man: Come on. She bit me!

Man: Come on. She bit me!

Man: Come on. She bit me! Where's your trick?

>> pow!

>> whoa!

[whistle blowing]

[whistle blowing]

[whistle blowing] >> all right!

>> all right!

>> all right! >> I got this side.

>> no loitering!

Women: Aah!

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[captioning made possible by

[captioning made possible by mtv networks]

>> good afternoon, everyone.

>> good afternoon, everyone.

>> good afternoon, everyone. Thank you for coming out. My

Thank you for coming out. My

Thank you for coming out. My name is virgil medlock. I'm the

Name is virgil medlock. I'm the

Name is virgil medlock. I'm the chairman and ceo, uh, hnic, I

Chairman and ceo, uh, hnic, I

Chairman and ceo, uh, hnic, I guess you could say, as they say

Guess you could say, as they say

Guess you could say, as they say around here. You know, we were

Around here. You know, we were

Around here. You know, we were flabbergasted when we heard that

Flabbergasted when we heard that

Flabbergasted when we heard that the wonderful people here at the

The wonderful people here at the

The wonderful people here at the reno sheriff's department had to

Reno sheriff's department had to

Reno sheriff's department had to undergo the budget cuts that

Undergo the budget cuts that

Undergo the budget cuts that they did this year, and we just

They did this year, and we just

They did this year, and we just thought that wasn't right, so we

Thought that wasn't right, so we

Thought that wasn't right, so we were glad to step forward and

Were glad to step forward and

Were glad to step forward and become the first corporate

Become the first corporate

Become the first corporate sponsor of a police outfit in

Sponsor of a police outfit in

Sponsor of a police outfit in north american history. We

North american history. We

North american history. We were very, very proud of that,

Were very, very proud of that,

Were very, very proud of that, yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, we'd

Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, we'd

Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to unveil the symbol of

Like to unveil the symbol of

Like to unveil the symbol of this new partnership between our

This new partnership between our

This new partnership between our corporation and the reno

Corporation and the reno

Corporation and the reno sheriff's department, the new

Sheriff's department, the new

Sheriff's department, the new hotty's police cruiser!

Hotty's police cruiser!

Hotty's police cruiser! Girls. Beautiful! There it is.

Girls. Beautiful! There it is.

Girls. Beautiful! There it is. Hey, uh, so let's get some

Hey, uh, so let's get some

Hey, uh, so let's get some pictures by the car with the

Pictures by the car with the

Pictures by the car with the girls here.

Girls here.

Girls here. >> easy there, clemmy.

>> easy there, clemmy.

>> easy there, clemmy. >> uh, can we get this fucking

>> uh, can we get this fucking

>> uh, can we get this fucking thing moved, please?

Thing moved, please?

Thing moved, please? >> yes, sir. Yes, sir. Move

>> yes, sir. Yes, sir. Move

>> yes, sir. Yes, sir. Move this.

This.

This. >> damn it. Let's--right here by

>> damn it. Let's--right here by

>> damn it. Let's--right here by this logo. By this logo. Turn

This logo. By this logo. Turn

This logo. By this logo. Turn your chest toward the cameras.

Your chest toward the cameras.

Your chest toward the cameras. There you go. There you go.

There you go. There you go.

There you go. There you go. Actually, move your feet apart,

Actually, move your feet apart,

Actually, move your feet apart, like spread your legs so you can

Like spread your legs so you can

Like spread your legs so you can see the rim of the wheel between

See the rim of the wheel between

See the rim of the wheel between your legs. There's you go. There

Your legs. There's you go. There

Your legs. There's you go. There you go. Don't let my wife see

You go. Don't let my wife see

You go. Don't let my wife see these. Or my mistress. Ha ha ha!

These. Or my mistress. Ha ha ha!

These. Or my mistress. Ha ha ha! [cameras clicking]

>> I guess part of the deal is

>> I guess part of the deal is

>> I guess part of the deal is we let them paint our car, we

We let them paint our car, we

We let them paint our car, we get all the free wings we can

Get all the free wings we can

Get all the free wings we can eat. Done and done. Not my

Eat. Done and done. Not my

Eat. Done and done. Not my fucking car, anyway.

Fucking car, anyway.

Fucking car, anyway. >> it's a wing-wing situation.

>> it's a wing-wing situation.

>> it's a wing-wing situation. >> ha. It's not like we're kinda

>> ha. It's not like we're kinda

>> ha. It's not like we're kinda indebted to the corporation or

Indebted to the corporation or

Indebted to the corporation or anything.

Anything.

Anything. >> yeah.

>> yeah.

>> yeah. >> it's just that they get to

>> it's just that they get to

>> it's just that they get to tell us what to drive and eat

Tell us what to drive and eat

Tell us what to drive and eat and wear and say.

And wear and say.

And wear and say. [siren]

>> sir! Sir, sir, sir!

>> sir! Sir, sir, sir!

>> sir! Sir, sir, sir! >> I apologize. I apologize.

>> I apologize. I apologize.

>> I apologize. I apologize. >> I'm not going to be nice to

>> I'm not going to be nice to

>> I'm not going to be nice to him!

Him!

Him! >> what on earth are you doing?

>> what on earth are you doing?

>> what on earth are you doing? >> I'm not doin' noth--

>> I'm not doin' noth--

>> I'm not doin' noth-- >> what on earth are doing

>> what on earth are doing

>> what on earth are doing coming to the carnival in your

Coming to the carnival in your

Coming to the carnival in your full rig?!

Full rig?!

Full rig?! You came to the carnival in

You came to the carnival in

You came to the carnival in your rig!

Your rig!

Your rig! >> this is a celebratory

>> this is a celebratory

>> this is a celebratory uniform.

Uniform.

Uniform. >> ma'am, how did it start?

>> ma'am, how did it start?

>> ma'am, how did it start? >> he was lookin' at everybody

>> he was lookin' at everybody

>> he was lookin' at everybody that went past here with pumps

That went past here with pumps

That went past here with pumps and a bump up in here.

And a bump up in here.

And a bump up in here. >> oh, come on.

>> oh, come on.

>> oh, come on. >> now how you gonna disrespect

>> now how you gonna disrespect

>> now how you gonna disrespect me like that?

Me like that?

Me like that? >> baby, you know--

>> baby, you know--

>> baby, you know-- >> you know this gentleman? You

>> you know this gentleman? You

>> you know this gentleman? You know this man?

Know this man?

Know this man? >> yeah! That's my beau.

>> yeah! That's my beau.

>> yeah! That's my beau. >> you understand how

>> you understand how

>> you understand how embarrassin' this is for me? You

Embarrassin' this is for me? You

Embarrassin' this is for me? You walk around--

Walk around--

Walk around-- >> she's your lady?

>> she's your lady?

>> she's your lady? >> my lady? That there's raina.

>> my lady? That there's raina.

>> my lady? That there's raina. We've been together for 8 months

We've been together for 8 months

We've been together for 8 months and it's been nothin' but

And it's been nothin' but

And it's been nothin' but connubial bliss and love and

Connubial bliss and love and

Connubial bliss and love and romance and understanding. Do

Romance and understanding. Do

Romance and understanding. Do you understand how much I've

You understand how much I've

You understand how much I've changed since I met that girl?

Changed since I met that girl?

Changed since I met that girl? >> I met him in the club one

>> I met him in the club one

>> I met him in the club one day. I was just sittin' there,

Day. I was just sittin' there,

Day. I was just sittin' there, droppin' it like it was hot.

Droppin' it like it was hot.

Droppin' it like it was hot. >> yeah.

>> yeah.

>> yeah. >> and he said he was gonna set

>> and he said he was gonna set

>> and he said he was gonna set the place on fire, and, baby,

The place on fire, and, baby,

The place on fire, and, baby, through those two little holes,

Through those two little holes,

Through those two little holes, we connected.

We connected.

We connected. >> you know, I don't know if he

>> you know, I don't know if he

>> you know, I don't know if he meant set the place on fire in

Meant set the place on fire in

Meant set the place on fire in the same way that you was

The same way that you was

The same way that you was thinkin' set the place on fire.

Thinkin' set the place on fire.

Thinkin' set the place on fire. >> she is there. She is the

>> she is there. She is the

>> she is there. She is the african queen paddlin' that

African queen paddlin' that

African queen paddlin' that sucker forward, and I love her

Sucker forward, and I love her

Sucker forward, and I love her with all my heart.

With all my heart.

With all my heart. >> you know, you should pull

>> you know, you should pull

>> you know, you should pull back from the eyes and get the

Back from the eyes and get the

Back from the eyes and get the whole picture. Get him, get his

Whole picture. Get him, get his

Whole picture. Get him, get his buddy, get the big burnin'

Buddy, get the big burnin'

Buddy, get the big burnin' cross in the background.

Cross in the background.

Cross in the background. >> he's just so

>> he's just so

>> he's just so well-coordinated, the sheet

Well-coordinated, the sheet

Well-coordinated, the sheet smells so good.

Smells so good.

Smells so good. >> well, white-on-white is hard

>> well, white-on-white is hard

>> well, white-on-white is hard to miscoordinate. We're gonna

To miscoordinate. We're gonna

To miscoordinate. We're gonna take him in--

Take him in--

Take him in-- >> no, no, no, no! I don't want

>> no, no, no, no! I don't want

>> no, no, no, no! I don't want to press charges. I don't want

To press charges. I don't want

To press charges. I don't want to press charges. I just want

To press charges. I just want

To press charges. I just want him to stop looking at other

Him to stop looking at other

Him to stop looking at other people.

People.

People. >> she don't wanna press

>> she don't wanna press

>> she don't wanna press charges.

Charges.

Charges. >> ok. Leave the linens in the

>> ok. Leave the linens in the

>> ok. Leave the linens in the linen closet next time, ok?

Linen closet next time, ok?

Linen closet next time, ok? I don't want to be gettin'

I don't want to be gettin'

I don't want to be gettin' called. Just leave it in the

Called. Just leave it in the

Called. Just leave it in the linen closet. Ok?

Linen closet. Ok?

Linen closet. Ok? >> shirt and shorts. Shirt and

>> shirt and shorts. Shirt and

>> shirt and shorts. Shirt and shorts next time you come to

Shorts next time you come to

Shorts next time you come to carnival. How about that?

Carnival. How about that?

Carnival. How about that? >> this is a romantic date. This

>> this is a romantic date. This

>> this is a romantic date. This is a special time for us right

Is a special time for us right

Is a special time for us right now.

Now.

Now. >> it is?

>> it is?

>> it is? >> if it's supposed to be so

>> if it's supposed to be so

>> if it's supposed to be so romantic, what the hell did you

Romantic, what the hell did you

Romantic, what the hell did you bring lyle for?

Bring lyle for?

Bring lyle for? >> yeah.

>> yeah.

>> yeah. >> oh, there...Um...Ok--ooh!

>> oh, there...Um...Ok--ooh!

>> oh, there...Um...Ok--ooh! Ok. Maestro.

[playing romantic music]

[playing romantic music]

[playing romantic music] raina...

Raina...

Raina... >> ohh.

>> ohh.

>> ohh. >> you put this on. Oh, it looks

>> you put this on. Oh, it looks

>> you put this on. Oh, it looks so beautiful.

So beautiful.

So beautiful. >> aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!

>> aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!

>> aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! >> oh, raina!

>> oh, raina!

>> oh, raina! >> god, that's fucked up.

>> god, that's fucked up.

>> god, that's fucked up. >> is that a yes? A yes?

>> is that a yes? A yes?

>> is that a yes? A yes? >> yes!

>> yes!

>> yes! >> every pot's got a lid, they

>> every pot's got a lid, they

>> every pot's got a lid, they say.

Say.

Say. >> you made me the happiest man

>> you made me the happiest man

>> you made me the happiest man in the world.

In the world.

In the world. >> and that pot is full of hate.

>> mmm. Mmm. This is a good

>> mmm. Mmm. This is a good

>> mmm. Mmm. This is a good batch.

Batch.

Batch. >> hey, guys!

>> hey, guys!

>> hey, guys! >> hey, guys.

>> hey, guys.

>> hey, guys. >> I'm tammy from hotty's.

>> I'm tammy from hotty's.

>> I'm tammy from hotty's. >> I'm heidi.

>> I'm heidi.

>> I'm heidi. >> um, yeah, since we put our

>> um, yeah, since we put our

>> um, yeah, since we put our number on your car, we got a few

Number on your car, we got a few

Number on your car, we got a few phone calls that might be for

Phone calls that might be for

Phone calls that might be for y'all.

Y'all.

Y'all. >> yeah, um...Here's one. "help,

>> yeah, um...Here's one. "help,

>> yeah, um...Here's one. "help, help. Somebody stabbed me. He's

Help. Somebody stabbed me. He's

Help. Somebody stabbed me. He's got a gun. Get him. Get him."

Got a gun. Get him. Get him."

Got a gun. Get him. Get him." oh, and I think he called back,

Oh, and I think he called back,

Oh, and I think he called back, but I didn't understand what the

But I didn't understand what the

But I didn't understand what the hell he was saying.

Hell he was saying.

Hell he was saying. >> he didn't leave a number.

>> he didn't leave a number.

>> he didn't leave a number. >> hold on a second. Is this

>> hold on a second. Is this

>> hold on a second. Is this from Thursday?

From Thursday?

From Thursday? >> and then somebody else

>> and then somebody else

>> and then somebody else called. I think he was speaking

Called. I think he was speaking

Called. I think he was speaking spanish or something. Raul, and

Spanish or something. Raul, and

Spanish or something. Raul, and he said somebody was on fuego.

He said somebody was on fuego.

He said somebody was on fuego. >> ok.

>> ok.

>> ok. >> well, if it's important,

>> well, if it's important,

>> well, if it's important, um, they'll call back, I hope.

Um, they'll call back, I hope.

Um, they'll call back, I hope. >> Tuesday.

>> Tuesday.

>> Tuesday. >> from Tuesday?

>> from Tuesday?

>> from Tuesday? >> oh, yeah, he's not on fuego

>> oh, yeah, he's not on fuego

>> oh, yeah, he's not on fuego anymore.

Anymore.

Anymore. >> and then, um...Somebody

>> and then, um...Somebody

>> and then, um...Somebody ordered a chernobyl-style hot

Ordered a chernobyl-style hot

Ordered a chernobyl-style hot wings.

Wings.

Wings. >> that one's probably for you.

>> that one's probably for you.

>> that one's probably for you. >> ohh! Wow. Oh, my god. We're

>> ohh! Wow. Oh, my god. We're

>> ohh! Wow. Oh, my god. We're gonna get in so much trouble.

Gonna get in so much trouble.

Gonna get in so much trouble. Shit

Shit

Shit >> um, likewise, someone's been

>> um, likewise, someone's been

>> um, likewise, someone's been calling 911 and giving us lunch

Calling 911 and giving us lunch

Calling 911 and giving us lunch orders for you guys, so...

Orders for you guys, so...

Orders for you guys, so... >> oh, awesome.

>> oh, awesome.

>> oh, awesome. >> "tim brennan, hellfire and

>> "tim brennan, hellfire and

>> "tim brennan, hellfire and brimstone ribs," and he has a

Brimstone ribs," and he has a

Brimstone ribs," and he has a coupon. So...

Coupon. So...

Coupon. So... >> no, actually, mm-mmm. I

>> no, actually, mm-mmm. I

>> no, actually, mm-mmm. I talked him out of that. He's

Talked him out of that. He's

Talked him out of that. He's going to get the wing-ding wings

Going to get the wing-ding wings

Going to get the wing-ding wings and things pu-pu platter.

And things pu-pu platter.

And things pu-pu platter. >> oh, thanks. He doesn't have a

>> oh, thanks. He doesn't have a

>> oh, thanks. He doesn't have a coupon for that. More tip for

Coupon for that. More tip for

Coupon for that. More tip for us.

Us.

Us. >> yeah. That's what I was

>> yeah. That's what I was

>> yeah. That's what I was thinkin'.

Thinkin'.

Thinkin'. >> great. Thanks.

>> great. Thanks.

>> great. Thanks. >> take care.

>> take care.

>> take care. >> it smells like somebody...

>> joe...Over here.

>> joe...Over here.

>> joe...Over here. [siren]

[siren]

[siren]

[siren] [crash]

[crash]

[crash] >> it ain't nothin' like free

>> it ain't nothin' like free

>> it ain't nothin' like free food. All right? I go home, I

Food. All right? I go home, I

Food. All right? I go home, I tell my kids, check it out.

Tell my kids, check it out.

Tell my kids, check it out. >> she loves free food.

>> she loves free food.

>> she loves free food. >> we're about to--thank you.

>> we're about to--thank you.

>> we're about to--thank you. "we're about to have chicken and

"we're about to have chicken and

"we're about to have chicken and waffles for breakfast, chicken

Waffles for breakfast, chicken

Waffles for breakfast, chicken and french fries for lunch,

And french fries for lunch,

And french fries for lunch, chicken with rice and gravy for

Chicken with rice and gravy for

Chicken with rice and gravy for dinner." now, you know my son.

Dinner." now, you know my son.

Dinner." now, you know my son. He tried to get brand-new on me.

He tried to get brand-new on me.

He tried to get brand-new on me. >> the middle one?

>> the middle one?

>> the middle one? >> the big one. "well, mama,

>> the big one. "well, mama,

>> the big one. "well, mama, mama, mama, dang. I don't even

Mama, mama, dang. I don't even

Mama, mama, dang. I don't even feel like eatin' no chicken.

Feel like eatin' no chicken.

Feel like eatin' no chicken. I'm real, homey." now, you know

I'm real, homey." now, you know

I'm real, homey." now, you know I wanted to tell him to shut the

I wanted to tell him to shut the

I wanted to tell him to shut the hell up.

Hell up.

Hell up. >> that's bad news.

>> that's bad news.

>> that's bad news. >> but I didn't. No, because

>> but I didn't. No, because

>> but I didn't. No, because sometimes you have to speak to

Sometimes you have to speak to

Sometimes you have to speak to children in their own

Children in their own

Children in their own vernacular. You understand what

Vernacular. You understand what

Vernacular. You understand what I'm sayin'? So what I said to

I'm sayin'? So what I said to

I'm sayin'? So what I said to him was, for real, don't, homey,

Him was, for real, don't, homey,

Him was, for real, don't, homey, yo, hotty's is straight

Yo, hotty's is straight

Yo, hotty's is straight sponsoring us. That mean we

Sponsoring us. That mean we

Sponsoring us. That mean we straight get this chicken for

Straight get this chicken for

Straight get this chicken for what--we get this chicken for

What--we get this chicken for

What--we get this chicken for free, for real. So you

Free, for real. So you

Free, for real. So you better--you better recognize.

Better--you better recognize.

Better--you better recognize. >> yeah, he understood that

>> yeah, he understood that

>> yeah, he understood that there.

There.

There. >> he understood that.

>> he understood that.

>> he understood that. >> that's right.

>> that's right.

>> that's right. >> so it's all good. Yeah.

>> so it's all good. Yeah.

>> so it's all good. Yeah. >> and this armageddon sauce...

>> and this armageddon sauce...

>> and this armageddon sauce... >> hot?

>> hot?

>> hot? >> I'm a-geddon some more.

>> oh...Funny.

>> oh...Funny.

>> oh...Funny. Oh, that's good.

Oh, that's good.

Oh, that's good. >> well, they're here.

>> we're supposed to put those

>> we're supposed to put those

>> we're supposed to put those on? And fight crime?

On? And fight crime?

On? And fight crime? Williams: It's a sponsorship

Williams: It's a sponsorship

Williams: It's a sponsorship deal. We have to.

Deal. We have to.

Deal. We have to. >> nope. Hell, no. I am not

>> nope. Hell, no. I am not

>> nope. Hell, no. I am not gonna wear this fucking thing.

Gonna wear this fucking thing.

Gonna wear this fucking thing. >> yeah. Fuck that

>> yeah. Fuck that

>> yeah. Fuck that >> ain't gonna do it.

>> ain't gonna do it.

>> ain't gonna do it. >> to the who,

>> to the who,

>> to the who, to, check-a check-a,

To, check-a check-a,

To, check-a check-a, to the who, who,

To the who, who,

To the who, who, can I check-a,

Can I check-a,

Can I check-a, can I check-a...

Can I check-a...

Can I check-a... hi.

Hi.

Hi. Nobody likes 'em.

Nobody likes 'em.

Nobody likes 'em. Johnson: It looks nice on you,

Johnson: It looks nice on you,

Johnson: It looks nice on you, jim.

Jim.

Jim. >> you sure pull it off.

>> you sure pull it off.

>> you sure pull it off. >> I'll go change.

>> I'll go change.

>> I'll go change. I just put it on as a joke. I

I just put it on as a joke. I

I just put it on as a joke. I didn't like it for real. I

Didn't like it for real. I

Didn't like it for real. I thought it'd be funny as a joke.

Thought it'd be funny as a joke.

Thought it'd be funny as a joke. >> mm-mm-mm.

>> mm-mm-mm.

>> mm-mm-mm. >> he had a whole say what

>> he had a whole say what

>> he had a whole say what dance.

Dance.

Dance. >> yeah, he had a say what

>> yeah, he had a say what

>> yeah, he had a say what dance. Looked like he worked on

Dance. Looked like he worked on

Dance. Looked like he worked on it, too.

>> do not fuck with us!

>> do not fuck with us!

>> do not fuck with us! >> hey, small balls! Did you

>> hey, small balls! Did you

>> hey, small balls! Did you hear what my partner said? Keep

Hear what my partner said? Keep

Hear what my partner said? Keep the fucking noise down!

The fucking noise down!

The fucking noise down! >> you know not who you speak

>> you know not who you speak

>> you know not who you speak to. You know not who you speak

To. You know not who you speak

To. You know not who you speak to.

To.

To. >> you want to go downtown?

>> you want to go downtown?

>> you want to go downtown? Let's go!

Let's go!

Let's go! >> can you hear?!

>> can you hear?!

>> can you hear?! >> let's go.

>> let's go.

>> let's go. >> can you hear?

>> can you hear?

>> can you hear? >> yeah.

>> yeah.

>> yeah. >> let's go.

>> let's go.

>> let's go. Open up!

Open up!

Open up! >> open up the fucking door!

>> open up the fucking door!

>> open up the fucking door! >> let's go!

>> let's go!

>> let's go! >> open the fucking door!

>> open the fucking door!

>> open the fucking door! >> sheriff's department! Let's

>> sheriff's department! Let's

>> sheriff's department! Let's go right--

Go right--

Go right-- >> can I help you, officer?

>> can I help you, officer?

>> can I help you, officer? >> is there a problem?

>> is there a problem?

>> is there a problem? >> oh, you know...Lester.

>> oh, you know...Lester.

>> oh, you know...Lester. >> yeah?

>> yeah?

>> yeah? >> it's all good.

>> it's all good.

>> it's all good. >> nice car! Pretty color.

>> nice car! Pretty color.

>> nice car! Pretty color. >> thank you!

>> thank you!

>> thank you! [siren]

>> pull over!

>> pull over!

>> pull over! [siren wails]

[siren wails]

[siren wails] did you not see me? We've been

Did you not see me? We've been

Did you not see me? We've been behind you for a quarter mile.

Behind you for a quarter mile.

Behind you for a quarter mile. Why didn't you pull over?

Why didn't you pull over?

Why didn't you pull over? >> hi. I'm so sorry.

>> hi. I'm so sorry.

>> hi. I'm so sorry. >> oh, yeah.

>> oh, yeah.

>> oh, yeah. >> it's hot out here, isn't it?

>> it's hot out here, isn't it?

>> it's hot out here, isn't it? >> yes, it's very, very hot out

>> yes, it's very, very hot out

>> yes, it's very, very hot out here.

Here.

Here. >> I know. It's really hot.

>> I know. It's really hot.

>> I know. It's really hot. >> is that why you're driving 75

>> is that why you're driving 75

>> is that why you're driving 75 in a 35?

In a 35?

In a 35? >> yeah, 'cause the a/c, you

>> yeah, 'cause the a/c, you

>> yeah, 'cause the a/c, you see, doesn't work.

See, doesn't work.

See, doesn't work. >> the faster you go...

>> the faster you go...

>> the faster you go... >> yeah. There's more air. We

>> yeah. There's more air. We

>> yeah. There's more air. We were trying to--

Were trying to--

Were trying to-- >> oh, so the faster you go, and

>> oh, so the faster you go, and

>> oh, so the faster you go, and you can stay a little bit cool,

You can stay a little bit cool,

You can stay a little bit cool, even if you're runnin' over

Even if you're runnin' over

Even if you're runnin' over children and babies...

Children and babies...

Children and babies... >> and breakin' the laws...

>> and breakin' the laws...

>> and breakin' the laws... >> yeah.

>> yeah.

>> yeah. >> of the state of nevada.

>> of the state of nevada.

>> of the state of nevada. >> oh, my god, did we run over a

>> oh, my god, did we run over a

>> oh, my god, did we run over a baby?

Baby?

Baby? >> you were 40 miles over the

>> you were 40 miles over the

>> you were 40 miles over the limit!

Limit!

Limit! >> really, I'm so sorry.

>> really, I'm so sorry.

>> really, I'm so sorry. >> are you workin' your cleavage

>> are you workin' your cleavage

>> are you workin' your cleavage on me?

On me?

On me? >> no.

>> no.

>> no. >> don't you try nothin'.

>> don't you try nothin'.

>> don't you try nothin'. >> yeah, you were tryin'--that's

>> yeah, you were tryin'--that's

>> yeah, you were tryin'--that's a misfile.

A misfile.

A misfile. >> shoot your cleavage in that

>> shoot your cleavage in that

>> shoot your cleavage in that direction, and you know what?

Direction, and you know what?

Direction, and you know what? Don't shoot it at all.

Don't shoot it at all.

Don't shoot it at all. >> yeah, shootin' at him is

>> yeah, shootin' at him is

>> yeah, shootin' at him is shootin' blanks.

Shootin' blanks.

Shootin' blanks. >> I was just--my arm was

>> I was just--my arm was

>> I was just--my arm was hurting me. That's all.

Hurting me. That's all.

Hurting me. That's all. >> you can settle it up at the

>> you can settle it up at the

>> you can settle it up at the courthouse. If you have an

Courthouse. If you have an

Courthouse. If you have an argument, you can take it there.

Argument, you can take it there.

Argument, you can take it there. >> I can't believe you just

>> I can't believe you just

>> I can't believe you just wrote me a ticket.

Wrote me a ticket.

Wrote me a ticket. >> yeah, well, you better,

>> yeah, well, you better,

>> yeah, well, you better, 'cause it's right in front of

'cause it's right in front of

'cause it's right in front of you.

You.

You. >> oh, wait a minute.

>> oh, wait a minute.

>> oh, wait a minute. >> listen, you repressed faggot

>> listen, you repressed faggot

>> listen, you repressed faggot mother fucker,

Mother fucker,

Mother fucker, I am not paying this goddamn

I am not paying this goddamn

I am not paying this goddamn fucking dipshit ticket. Do you

Fucking dipshit ticket. Do you

Fucking dipshit ticket. Do you get it? See these hot shorts?

Get it? See these hot shorts?

Get it? See these hot shorts? Hotty's hot shorts. Show 'em

Hotty's hot shorts. Show 'em

Hotty's hot shorts. Show 'em yours, girl. Come on, baby.

Yours, girl. Come on, baby.

Yours, girl. Come on, baby. She's got a cute little ass.

She's got a cute little ass.

She's got a cute little ass. >> ok.

>> ok.

>> ok. >> you work for us.

>> you work for us.

>> you work for us. >> us.

>> us.

>> us. >> we work for you? No, no, no,

>> we work for you? No, no, no,

>> we work for you? No, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, no. Both: No, no, no, no, no, no.

Both: No, no, no, no, no, no.

Both: No, no, no, no, no, no. >> that's not how it works.

>> that's not how it works.

>> that's not how it works. >> that's not part of the deal.

>> that's not part of the deal.

>> that's not part of the deal. >> do you want me to call--do

>> do you want me to call--do

>> do you want me to call--do you want me to call the ceo?

You want me to call the ceo?

You want me to call the ceo? >> no.

>> no.

>> no. >> no.

>> no.

>> no. Both: No, we don't.

Both: No, we don't.

Both: No, we don't. >> no, you don't want your nice

>> no, you don't want your nice

>> no, you don't want your nice little pink thing taken away

Little pink thing taken away

Little pink thing taken away from you, do you?

From you, do you?

From you, do you? >> no, we don't.

>> no, we don't.

>> no, we don't. >> no, you don't.

>> no, you don't.

>> no, you don't. [engine starts]

[engine starts]

[engine starts] >> hey! Um...

>> hey! Um...

>> hey! Um... >> oops.

>> oops.

>> oops. >> ohh, litter.

>> ohh, litter.

>> ohh, litter. >> I'll get that.

>> I'll get that.

>> I'll get that. >> I'll get that.

>> I'll get that.

>> I'll get that. >> have a nice day,

>> have a nice day,

>> have a nice day, mother fuckers.

Mother fuckers.

Mother fuckers. >> awoo! Losers!

>> awoo! Losers!

>> awoo! Losers! >> that just happened, right?

>> that just happened, right?

>> that just happened, right? >> you don't look like a

>> you don't look like a

>> you don't look like a faggot.

Faggot.

Faggot. >> I feel like, when I'm next to

>> I feel like, when I'm next to

>> I feel like, when I'm next to you with this mustache, I do.

>> hey, terry!

>> hey, terry!

>> hey, terry! >> hi!

>> hi!

>> hi! >> how's it goin'?

>> how's it goin'?

>> how's it goin'? >> I'm doing great. A-plus.

>> I'm doing great. A-plus.

>> I'm doing great. A-plus. >> ok, good.

>> ok, good.

>> ok, good. >> I'm totally sober.

>> I'm totally sober.

>> I'm totally sober. >> that's great.

>> that's great.

>> that's great. >> it sucks.

>> it sucks.

>> it sucks. >> good for you.

>> good for you.

>> good for you. >> I mean, I love it!

>> I mean, I love it!

>> I mean, I love it! >> yeah. We've gotten a report

>> yeah. We've gotten a report

>> yeah. We've gotten a report of--several reports, actually,

Of--several reports, actually,

Of--several reports, actually, that people have been finding

That people have been finding

That people have been finding pubic hairs in their burritos.

Pubic hairs in their burritos.

Pubic hairs in their burritos. Yeah. You know anything about

Yeah. You know anything about

Yeah. You know anything about that?

That?

That? >> no! That's awful!

>> no! That's awful!

>> no! That's awful! >> yeah, it is.

>> yeah, it is.

>> yeah, it is. >> that seems a little peculiar

>> that seems a little peculiar

>> that seems a little peculiar that you handle food.

That you handle food.

That you handle food. >> I don't touch the food.

>> I don't touch the food.

>> I don't touch the food. >> so how do you--you don't

>> so how do you--you don't

>> so how do you--you don't touch the food?

Touch the food?

Touch the food? >> I don't. It's on the tray. I

>> I don't. It's on the tray. I

>> I don't. It's on the tray. I take it and I give it to

Take it and I give it to

Take it and I give it to you and I say take it. And don't

You and I say take it. And don't

You and I say take it. And don't put pubic hair in it. I say that

Put pubic hair in it. I say that

Put pubic hair in it. I say that specifically. Well, that's too

Specifically. Well, that's too

Specifically. Well, that's too bad about the hair. I'm serious.

Bad about the hair. I'm serious.

Bad about the hair. I'm serious. I'm gonna call the police.

I'm gonna call the police.

I'm gonna call the police. >> ok.

>> ok.

>> ok. >> well, somebody already did.

>> well, somebody already did.

>> well, somebody already did. >> yeah, here we are.

>> yeah, here we are.

>> yeah, here we are. >> oh.

>> oh.

>> oh. >> sheriff's department.

>> sheriff's department.

>> sheriff's department. >> hello, we answered your call.

>> hello, we answered your call.

>> hello, we answered your call. >> oh, that's right.

>> oh, that's right.

>> oh, that's right. >> what can we do for you, sir?

>> what can we do for you, sir?

>> what can we do for you, sir? >> someone's putting pubic hair

>> someone's putting pubic hair

>> someone's putting pubic hair in the tacos!

In the tacos!

In the tacos! >> ohh!

>> ohh!

>> ohh! >> I wonder who that might be.

>> I wonder who that might be.

>> I wonder who that might be. >> oh, my gosh.

>> oh, my gosh.

>> oh, my gosh. So...

So...

So... >> so, um...Can we get a couple

>> so, um...Can we get a couple

>> so, um...Can we get a couple free tacos or...

Free tacos or...

Free tacos or... >> um, see what I can do.

>> um, see what I can do.

>> um, see what I can do. Pedro's a little peeved at me.

Pedro's a little peeved at me.

Pedro's a little peeved at me. >> what'd you do?

>> what'd you do?

>> what'd you do? >> I put some pubic hair in

>> I put some pubic hair in

>> I put some pubic hair in one of--I fell and--I didn't--

One of--I fell and--I didn't--

One of--I fell and--I didn't-- >> come on. Let's go.

>> come on. Let's go.

>> come on. Let's go. >> I know I said--I didn't--I

>> I know I said--I didn't--I

>> I know I said--I didn't--I put--

Put--

Put-- >> let's go.

>> let's go.

>> let's go. >> I didn't mean that.

>> I didn't mean that.

>> I didn't mean that. >> come on, terry, let's go.

>> come on, terry, let's go.

>> come on, terry, let's go. [siren]

[siren]

[siren]

[siren] [crash]

[crash]

[crash] >> sir, "you have the right to

>> sir, "you have the right to

>> sir, "you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say

Remain silent. Anything you say

Remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against

Can and will be used against

Can and will be used against you."

You."

You." >> I know.

>> I know.

>> I know. >> "you have the right to a 10-

>> "you have the right to a 10-

>> "you have the right to a 10- piece hotty's hot wings with

Piece hotty's hot wings with

Piece hotty's hot wings with your choice of delicious sauces,

Your choice of delicious sauces,

Your choice of delicious sauces, atomic, super atomic, chernobyl,

Atomic, super atomic, chernobyl,

Atomic, super atomic, chernobyl, hindenburg, or nagasaki."

Hindenburg, or nagasaki."

Hindenburg, or nagasaki." >> what?!

>> what?!

>> what?! >> "if you cannot afford to

>> "if you cannot afford to

>> "if you cannot afford to treat yourself and your whole

Treat yourself and your whole

Treat yourself and your whole family to a delicious meal of

Family to a delicious meal of

Family to a delicious meal of hot wings served by the sinfully

Hot wings served by the sinfully

Hot wings served by the sinfully wicked hotty's girls, then come

Wicked hotty's girls, then come

Wicked hotty's girls, then come on in for double "d" day. The

On in for double "d" day. The

On in for double "d" day. The double "d" stands for delicious

Double "d" stands for delicious

Double "d" stands for delicious deal."

Deal."

Deal." >> hey, do any drinks come with

>> hey, do any drinks come with

>> hey, do any drinks come with it?

It?

It? >> sir, if drinks came with it,

>> sir, if drinks came with it,

>> sir, if drinks came with it, I would've said so, but you have

I would've said so, but you have

I would've said so, but you have a pissing problem, so we're not

A pissing problem, so we're not

A pissing problem, so we're not going to worry about it.

Going to worry about it.

Going to worry about it. >> it's not that. The community

>> it's not that. The community

>> it's not that. The community needs to be flourished.

Needs to be flourished.

Needs to be flourished. [tires screech]

[tires screech]

[tires screech] [crash]

[passes gas]

[passes gas]

[passes gas] >> oh! Hot fart. Like you think

>> oh! Hot fart. Like you think

>> oh! Hot fart. Like you think sometimes when you have a

Sometimes when you have a

Sometimes when you have a hotty's fart...

Hotty's fart...

Hotty's fart... >> mm-hmm.

>> mm-hmm.

>> mm-hmm. >> you're gonna look back and

>> you're gonna look back and

>> you're gonna look back and somehow the seat of your pants

Somehow the seat of your pants

Somehow the seat of your pants would be on fire, like yosemite

Would be on fire, like yosemite

Would be on fire, like yosemite sam or something.

Sam or something.

Sam or something. >> but instead it's just a juicy

>> but instead it's just a juicy

>> but instead it's just a juicy red wet spot.

Red wet spot.

Red wet spot. I feel like I have been

I feel like I have been

I feel like I have been gastrointestinally raped.

Gastrointestinally raped.

Gastrointestinally raped. [passing gas]

>> 18 charlie--

>> 18 charlie--

>> 18 charlie-- >> son of a bitch!

>> son of a bitch!

>> son of a bitch! >> police!

>> police!

>> police! >> we got 'em.

>> we got 'em.

>> we got 'em. >> they got nowhere to run!

>> they got nowhere to run!

>> they got nowhere to run! >> ho! Ho! Whoa!

>> ho! Ho! Whoa!

>> ho! Ho! Whoa! >> freeze! Freeze! Freeze!

>> freeze! Freeze! Freeze!

>> freeze! Freeze! Freeze! Freeze!

Freeze!

Freeze! [all shouting]

[all shouting]

[all shouting] >> shut the fuck up!

>> shut the fuck up!

>> shut the fuck up! He dropped the bag over the--he

He dropped the bag over the--he

He dropped the bag over the--he dropped the bag over that wall.

Dropped the bag over that wall.

Dropped the bag over that wall. >> put 'em on top of your head

>> put 'em on top of your head

>> put 'em on top of your head real slow.

Real slow.

Real slow. >> did you use the "n" word?

>> did you use the "n" word? >> shut up!

>> shut up!

>> shut up! >> you speakee english? You

>> you speakee english? You

>> you speakee english? You speakee english? You got any

Speakee english? You got any

Speakee english? You got any needles? Check the big bag.

Needles? Check the big bag.

Needles? Check the big bag. >> don't kick your own bag.

>> don't kick your own bag.

>> don't kick your own bag. >> smuggler's blues.

>> smuggler's blues.

>> smuggler's blues. >> oh! Oh!

>> oh! Oh!

>> oh! Oh! >> hey.

>> hey.

>> hey. >> "you have the right to remain

>> "you have the right to remain

>> "you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and

Silent. Anything you say can and

Silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you. You

Will be used against you. You

Will be used against you. You have a right to a 10-piece

Have a right to a 10-piece

Have a right to a 10-piece hotty's hot wings with your

Hotty's hot wings with your

Hotty's hot wings with your choice of delicious sauces,

Choice of delicious sauces,

Choice of delicious sauces, atomic, super atomic, chernobyl,

Atomic, super atomic, chernobyl,

Atomic, super atomic, chernobyl, hindenburg, or nagasaki."

Hindenburg, or nagasaki."

Hindenburg, or nagasaki." >> we got to stop by someplace

>> we got to stop by someplace

>> we got to stop by someplace with a bathroom on the way back

With a bathroom on the way back

With a bathroom on the way back to the station.

To the station.

To the station. >> yeah.

>> yeah.

>> yeah. >> I got a serious, like, the

>> I got a serious, like, the

>> I got a serious, like, the wings from this morning are...

Wings from this morning are...

Wings from this morning are... >> yeah.

>> yeah.

>> yeah. >> we'll be about 10 or 15

>> we'll be about 10 or 15

>> we'll be about 10 or 15 minutes behind you. I gotta

Minutes behind you. I gotta

Minutes behind you. I gotta really deuce it, for real.

Really deuce it, for real.

Really deuce it, for real. >> no problem.

>> no problem.

>> no problem. >> no problem.

>> we'll see who talks! We'll

>> we'll see who talks! We'll

>> we'll see who talks! We'll see who talks when we get you

See who talks when we get you

See who talks when we get you in the hot box! When you're in

In the hot box! When you're in

In the hot box! When you're in the hot box, you're gonna talk.

The hot box, you're gonna talk.

The hot box, you're gonna talk. Here's how we do it in the hot

Here's how we do it in the hot

Here's how we do it in the hot box. Take a good gander.

Box. Take a good gander.

Box. Take a good gander. Huh mother fucker,

Huh mother fucker,

Huh mother fucker, you don't think

You don't think

You don't think you're gonna talk?!

You're gonna talk?!

You're gonna talk?! >> well? We don't mess around,

>> well? We don't mess around,

>> well? We don't mess around, do we?

Do we?

Do we? >> take that!

>> this is why we practice these

>> this is why we practice these

>> this is why we practice these things before I bring the perp

Things before I bring the perp

Things before I bring the perp in.

In.

In. >> I did it lighter last time.

>> I did it lighter last time.

>> I did it lighter last time. >> I know. Because I was only--

>> I know. Because I was only--

>> I know. Because I was only-- it was top-sticked onto there.

>> should we go ahead and order

>> should we go ahead and order

>> should we go ahead and order lunch now?

Lunch now?

Lunch now? >> come on. I'll write it down.

>> come on. I'll write it down.

>> come on. I'll write it down. What y'all want?

What y'all want?

What y'all want? >> I'm gonna have the...

>> I'm gonna have the...

>> I'm gonna have the... Has anyone had the wing-ding

Has anyone had the wing-ding

Has anyone had the wing-ding wings and things platter?

Wings and things platter?

Wings and things platter? >> delicious.

>> delicious.

>> delicious. >> it's really fucking hot.

>> it's really fucking hot.

>> it's really fucking hot. >> ok, I'll have the wings and

>> ok, I'll have the wings and

>> ok, I'll have the wings and things and...

Things and...

Things and... [toilet flushes]

[toilet flushes]

[toilet flushes] ribbity-dib-dibs.

Ribbity-dib-dibs.

Ribbity-dib-dibs. >> ok. What else?

>> ok. What else?

>> ok. What else? [passes gas]

[passes gas]

[passes gas] >> I'll do the, uh--

>> I'll do the, uh--

>> I'll do the, uh-- >> I'm sorry. Sorry!

>> I'm sorry. Sorry!

>> I'm sorry. Sorry! >> holy shit.

>> holy shit.

>> holy shit. >> like it's been a big picnic

>> like it's been a big picnic

>> like it's been a big picnic sittin' with you people.

Sittin' with you people.

Sittin' with you people. >> what you want, kimball?

>> what you want, kimball?

>> what you want, kimball? >> just give me the 6-piece, but

>> just give me the 6-piece, but

>> just give me the 6-piece, but could you do that mild sauce?

Could you do that mild sauce?

Could you do that mild sauce? I got sauce in my eye.

I got sauce in my eye.

I got sauce in my eye. >> the mild sauce is still

>> the mild sauce is still

>> the mild sauce is still pretty fucking hot.

Pretty fucking hot.

Pretty fucking hot. >> it burns.

>> it burns.

>> it burns. >> I'm not that hungry anymore.

>> I'm not that hungry anymore.

>> I'm not that hungry anymore. I think I'm gonna--

I think I'm gonna--

I think I'm gonna-- I shit my pants!

I shit my pants!

I shit my pants! [passing gas]

[passing gas]

[passing gas] >> if it burned goin' in, it's

>> if it burned goin' in, it's

>> if it burned goin' in, it's gonna burn comin' out.

Gonna burn comin' out.

Gonna burn comin' out. [bathroom door closes]

[bathroom door closes]

[bathroom door closes] >> now I'm really not hungry

>> now I'm really not hungry

>> now I'm really not hungry anymore.

Anymore.

Anymore. >> oh, fuck it, I can't do this

>> oh, fuck it, I can't do this

>> oh, fuck it, I can't do this anymore. I can't do this

Anymore. I can't do this

Anymore. I can't do this anymore. Now, we gotta

Anymore. Now, we gotta

Anymore. Now, we gotta fucking--look, we've become

Fucking--look, we've become

Fucking--look, we've become monsters. We-we've become

Monsters. We-we've become

Monsters. We-we've become orange shitting monsters.

Orange shitting monsters.

Orange shitting monsters. [passes gas]

[passes gas]

[passes gas] >> you're right.

>> you're right.

>> you're right. >> we can't do this anymore.

>> we can't do this anymore.

>> we can't do this anymore. >> you're right.

>> you're right.

>> you're right. >> we gotta quit.

>> we gotta quit.

>> we gotta quit. >> we gotta walk up to these

>> we gotta walk up to these

>> we gotta walk up to these people and we gotta look 'em

People and we gotta look 'em

People and we gotta look 'em right in the tits and say

Right in the tits and say

Right in the tits and say fuck you. We can't do this

Fuck you. We can't do this

Fuck you. We can't do this anymore. We can't pimp ourselves

Anymore. We can't pimp ourselves

Anymore. We can't pimp ourselves out.

Out.

Out. >> people!

As of one hour ago,

As of one hour ago,

As of one hour ago, our sponsorship deal with

Our sponsorship deal with

Our sponsorship deal with hotty's...Was terminated.

Hotty's...Was terminated.

Hotty's...Was terminated. They didn't feel like it was

They didn't feel like it was

They didn't feel like it was workin' out.

Workin' out.

Workin' out. >> what?!

>> what?!

>> what?! [all talking at once]

[all talking at once]

[all talking at once] >> please tell me you're

>> please tell me you're

>> please tell me you're kidding.

Kidding.

Kidding. >> they quit on us?

>> they quit on us?

>> they quit on us? >> they fired us?

>> they fired us?

>> they fired us? >> no, no, no. Cop trumps

>> no, no, no. Cop trumps

>> no, no, no. Cop trumps hotty. That is ridiculous.

Hotty. That is ridiculous.

Hotty. That is ridiculous. >> uh...[passes gas]

>> uh...[passes gas]

>> uh...[passes gas] >> we've been telling--

>> we've been telling--

>> we've been telling-- >> my butthole

>> my butthole

>> my butthole is shooting out flames.

Is shooting out flames.

Is shooting out flames. [passes gas]

[passes gas]

[passes gas] [siren]

[siren]

[siren]

[siren] [crash]

[crash]

[crash] [police radio]

[police radio]

[police radio] [passes gas]

[passes gas]

[passes gas] >> you know, there's such a

>> you know, there's such a

>> you know, there's such a thing as too much...

Thing as too much...

Thing as too much... Of a good thing.

Of a good thing.

Of a good thing. [[coughing]

[[coughing]

[[coughing] >> but when the thing to begin

>> but when the thing to begin

>> but when the thing to begin with ain't that good...

With ain't that good...

With ain't that good... >> vince.

>> vince.

>> vince. >> you're shitting pink.

[police radio]

[police radio]

[police radio] >> well, well.

>> well, well.

>> well, well. >> this is going to feel good.

>> this is going to feel good.

>> this is going to feel good. >> someone's chewing their

>> someone's chewing their

>> someone's chewing their gingham.

Gingham.

Gingham. >> payback.

>> payback.

>> payback. Guess what payback is.

Guess what payback is.

Guess what payback is. >> guess what what?

>> guess what what?

>> guess what what? >> guess what payback is.

>> guess what payback is.

>> guess what payback is. Payback's a bitch. That's what

Payback's a bitch. That's what

Payback's a bitch. That's what I was getting to. Bitch, bitch,

I was getting to. Bitch, bitch,

I was getting to. Bitch, bitch, bitch, across the board.

Bitch, across the board.

Bitch, across the board. >> you guys are all riled up.

>> you guys are all riled up.

>> you guys are all riled up. >> I'm gonna say something right

>> I'm gonna say something right

>> I'm gonna say something right now. You look fucking ridiculous

Now. You look fucking ridiculous

Now. You look fucking ridiculous in those shorts.

In those shorts.

In those shorts. >> thank you.

>> thank you.

>> thank you. >> look who's talking.

>> look who's talking.

>> look who's talking. >> hey, travis, look. Open

>> hey, travis, look. Open

>> hey, travis, look. Open containers.

Containers.

Containers. >> uh-oh!

>> uh-oh!

>> uh-oh! >> uh-oh!

>> uh-oh!

>> uh-oh! >> $300 fine times 3. $300 fine.

>> $300 fine times 3. $300 fine.

>> $300 fine times 3. $300 fine. 900 bucks.

900 bucks.

900 bucks. >> that's right, lycra bitches.

>> that's right, lycra bitches.

>> that's right, lycra bitches. >> and don't you--

>> and don't you--

>> and don't you-- >> don't what? Don't point your

>> don't what? Don't point your

>> don't what? Don't point your fucking finger at me anymore.

Fucking finger at me anymore.

Fucking finger at me anymore. Keep pointing.

Keep pointing.

Keep pointing. >> stop pointing your finger at

>> stop pointing your finger at

>> stop pointing your finger at me and I'll stop pointing my--

Me and I'll stop pointing my--

Me and I'll stop pointing my-- >> I don't have to stop poin--

>> I don't have to stop poin--

>> I don't have to stop poin-- I'm the fucking law around here.

I'm the fucking law around here.

I'm the fucking law around here. Seems like you forgot that for

Seems like you forgot that for

Seems like you forgot that for a while.

A while.

A while. >> you got fired!

>> you got fired!

>> you got fired! >> what do you think about that?

>> what do you think about that?

>> what do you think about that? >> or like that?

>> or like that?

>> or like that? >> eew, that's gross. That is so

>> eew, that's gross. That is so

>> eew, that's gross. That is so gross.

Gross.

Gross. >> put that bird away.

>> put that bird away.

>> put that bird away. >> that is gross.

>> that is gross.

>> that is gross. >> don't gesture at me. Don't

>> don't gesture at me. Don't

>> don't gesture at me. Don't you dare gesture at me! Don't

You dare gesture at me! Don't

You dare gesture at me! Don't you bird at me, don't you

You bird at me, don't you

You bird at me, don't you gesture at me! Put the bird

Gesture at me! Put the bird

Gesture at me! Put the bird away! Hey! You want to fucking

Away! Hey! You want to fucking

Away! Hey! You want to fucking go? [bottle breaks]

Go? [bottle breaks]

Go? [bottle breaks] [screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming] >> hey, hey, hey, hey!

>> hey, hey, hey, hey!

>> hey, hey, hey, hey! [screaming and shouting]

[screaming and shouting]

[screaming and shouting] >> what's goin' on?!

>> what's goin' on?!

>> what's goin' on?! [screaming and shouting]

[screaming and shouting]

[screaming and shouting] >> no! No!

>> no! No!

>> no! No! >> it hurts! It hurts!

>> it hurts! It hurts!

>> it hurts! It hurts! >> no! No, no, no, no.

>> no! No, no, no, no.

>> no! No, no, no, no. [screaming and shouting]

[screaming and shouting]

[screaming and shouting] >> oh, my god! What are you--

>> oh, my god! What are you--

>> oh, my god! What are you-- [crashing and banging]

[crashing and banging]

[crashing and banging] >> no! No! Aah!

>> no! No! Aah!

>> no! No! Aah! >> try some hot sauce, be-atch.

>> try some hot sauce, be-atch.

>> try some hot sauce, be-atch. >> aah!

>> aah!

>> aah! >> ha ha ha ha!

>> ha ha ha ha!

>> ha ha ha ha! Is it hot enough for you?

Is it hot enough for you?

Is it hot enough for you? >> fire! Fire! I'm falling

>> fire! Fire! I'm falling

>> fire! Fire! I'm falling apart!

Apart!

Apart! [captioning made possible by

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>> ok, you're kind of blocking

>> ok, you're kind of blocking

>> ok, you're kind of blocking her chest.

Her chest.

Her chest. >> I'll be in the back here.

>> I'll be in the back here.

>> I'll be in the back here. >> you're kind of blocking her

>> you're kind of blocking her

>> you're kind of blocking her chest. Could you move over to

Chest. Could you move over to

Chest. Could you move over to the left there? We put the logo

The left there? We put the logo

The left there? We put the logo there for a reason. Yeah. Ha ha.

There for a reason. Yeah. Ha ha.

There for a reason. Yeah. Ha ha. Ok. Actually, could you guys

Ok. Actually, could you guys

Ok. Actually, could you guys move over? You're kind of

Move over? You're kind of

Move over? You're kind of blocking the car just a little

Blocking the car just a little

Blocking the car just a little bit, and I don't want to, like,

Bit, and I don't want to, like,

Bit, and I don't want to, like, block these, uh--actually, uh,

Block these, uh--actually, uh,

Block these, uh--actually, uh, honey--

Honey--

Honey-- >> can you see me at all?

>> can you see me at all?

>> can you see me at all? >> hmm? Yeah, you're fine.

>> hmm? Yeah, you're fine.

>> hmm? Yeah, you're fine. All right. Just further down,

All right. Just further down,

All right. Just further down, like, that--behind where the

Like, that--behind where the

Like, that--behind where the mirror is. That's kind of like

Mirror is. That's kind of like

Mirror is. That's kind of like the line where we want you.

The line where we want you.

The line where we want you. >> everyone behind the mirror.

>> everyone behind the mirror.

>> everyone behind the mirror. Trudy!

Trudy!

Trudy! >> yeah, and, darlin', if you

>> yeah, and, darlin', if you

>> yeah, and, darlin', if you could go to the other side of

Could go to the other side of

Could go to the other side of this, uh...There you go.

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