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♪ Well, I don't know
Why I came here tonight ♪
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♪ Got the feelin' That
somethin' ain't right ♪
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♪ I'm so scared In case
I fall off my chair ♪
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♪ And I'm wondering How
I'll get down the stairs ♪
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♪ And there's clowns to the
left of me Jokers to the right ♪
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♪ Here I am Stuck in the middle with you ♪
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♪ Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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You all know I had to reset
my sobriety clock a few times,
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so this little two-year chip
feels pretty big right now.
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This year, it's had its up and downs.
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- But where I am today...
- We just passed 8,000 orders!
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Would you shush?
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Oh, relax. Nobody can hear me.
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Um... made my amends,
I'm working full-time.
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I regained custody
of my lizard, Spencer.
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Oh, and I finally
moved into my own place.
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Yes!
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Anyway, um... one day at a time.
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Keep coming back.
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And hey, how cool is it to get
a cake for not doing something?
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- Ow.
- What? That's my Coyote howl.
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Couldn't you have named
him something quieter,
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like Train Horn?
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday, Coyote ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ Keep coming back ♪
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Sober!
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I'm really proud of him.
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I am, too.
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Glad I had a drink before I came.
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Ooh, that was the move.
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So how are things at
the Continental Congress?
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Well, Peter has asked me to stop
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directing the other actors in my scenes,
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but I don't know, they do things I hate.
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Other people are the worst.
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I don't want to assume anything,
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but I got you tickets for opening night.
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Well, I'll make an exception
to my community theater rule.
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But if there's audience
participation, I walk.
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Fair enough.
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I thought I'd take Bud and
Coyote out to Philipe's.
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Would you like to join us?
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Oh, that sounds so good. I'm starving.
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- I can't go.
- Why not?
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- I'm getting a signal.
- What signal?
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Oh, I know that game.
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What is it with these people?
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I'll get that, honey.
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All right.
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- What happened to your wrist?
- Carpal tunnel.
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- Do you work on a computer a lot?
- No.
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- Oh.
- Hey, how come Brianna didn't come?
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Oh, she's, um...
vacationing in Baltimore.
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Barry moved to Baltimore?
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Wow, that's a long way
to go to stalk somebody.
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Right, like you're not weird as fuck.
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I'm gonna go pick an
orange out of the punch.
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- That's your house?
- Yeah. All 160 square feet of it.
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It's amazing how quickly
you can fill a space.
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Do you ever wake up,
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forget you live there, and
think that you became a giant?
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Yes!
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No, every morning! I do!
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Who's that?
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That is Coyote's "It's not
like that" girl, AKA Nadia.
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Nadia. Is she Russian?
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- No. Calabasas. So, Calabassian.
- Oh.
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That looks very "like that" to me.
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- Oh, it's so like that.
- What are you talking about?
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Coyote's "it's not like that" girl.
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Aw, it's totally like that.
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- Want some orange?
- Nope.
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- Okay.
- Wow, you are one lucky man.
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- Can I have some?
- Oh.
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- Here you go.
- Thank you.
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I need to borrow your
George Foreman grill.
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I don't own a George Foreman grill.
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You sure?
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Then whose George am I holding?
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I don't know. Yours?
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Huh. Anyway, see you later.
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Yeah, hey, Frankie.
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Look. Did you not see all these
orders that still have to go out?
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Sure do.
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But I haven't seen Jacob in weeks
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and we're supposed to
have a romantic barbecue.
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- Anyway, thanks for the grill.
- Stop.
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You can always burn down
Jacob's farm another time.
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We have to get all these to
the distribution center by 4:30.
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But it's Sunday, the Lord's day.
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You're Jewish. Yesterday was your day.
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Today is my day and I say we work.
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Oh!
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Another order.
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I just hate to cancel on Jacob again.
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He already bought the
Tofurger and Not Dogs for me.
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Well, I'm sure those things will
taste just as awful on another day
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that's not today.
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You know, he and I have
to talk about stuff.
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What kind of stuff?
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Um... You know...
Jacob and Frankie stuff.
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Relationship-oriented
chit-chat and such.
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Uh-oh. What did you do?
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I didn't do anything. I'm delightful.
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Well, don't screw it up,
'cause he's a good one.
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He really is.
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So good, in fact, that I know he
won't mind waiting a little longer
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for his chit-chat and facsimile meat.
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You know, Grace, I've
been crunching the numbers
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and doing some
business-oriented strategizing.
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Oh, I can't wait to hear this.
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I'm thinking about how people really
want the thing they can't have.
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Like the McRib.
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If we're gonna create a
frenzy for our product,
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we have to take it off the market.
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So you want us to shut down?
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Interesting.
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Now that you mention it, Grace,
yes, we definitely should shut down.
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Look, I know it's intense right now,
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but we're going to
look back at these days
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like the most fun we ever had.
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When I started Say Grace, it was
the girls and me in the garage
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every weekend packing up skin cream.
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Didn't Brianna report you
for child labor violations?
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We should hire your grandkids!
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Oh, yeah. The authorities
would love that.
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Okay, smarty pants,
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if it's gonna be the two of us,
we'll never get this done by 4:30.
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Not with that attitude, we won't.
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All right. We do need help.
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Sorry, George.
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Well, now I know whose that is.
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Oh, yeah.
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Meow.
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Oh.
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You said you had your stomach thing,
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but you were putting on a sexy outfit.
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Well, I did have my stomach thing
and then I put on my sexy outfit.
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Wow. Well, I was gonna wait
until it got dark outside,
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but, um... I also got a little
something to add to the party.
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I hope it's not, you know, too kinky...
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but... bam!
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Wow.
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What do you think?
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We don't have to, you know,
try it if you don't want to.
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Wanna make sure
everybody's comfortable...
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I love it!
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- You do?
- Yes! It'll be totally worth the hives.
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- Bud, I've never seen this side of you.
- Mmm.
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Are you gonna spray whipped
cream all over me, you bad boy?
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I... didn't get any whipped cream.
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What'd you get, chocolate
syrup or something?
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Caramel sauce? You got butterscotch?
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I got strawberries.
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Okay.
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So, um... like, what do we do with them?
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Eat them and then sex?
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Full disclosure, I didn't have
time to read the whole Cosmo article
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at the dentist.
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Oh, also, I'm supposed to spank you.
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Ooh.
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But, obviously, we can
work our way up to that.
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Well, now that you bring it up,
I actually brought something, too.
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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It's from your mom's company.
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- Uh... my mom gave you that?
- No, that would be so weird.
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Your mom's partner gave it to me.
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I mentioned that I had carpal
tunnel and she shoved it in my purse.
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Is it for...
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It is for us to use... on me.
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- Oh, yeah. Cool. I know.
- Yeah. Cool.
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Very cool. If it's too weird
for you, we don't have to.
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Are you kidding me? I'm the guy
who suggested the strawberries.
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- Yeah, so okay, what do you think?
- Let's do this!
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- Do this. Yeah! Yeah!
- Yeah, yeah.
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You go in and, uh... I'm gonna
just Google some stuff real quick.
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- Okay, you go do that.
- Yeah, yeah.
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So?
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What do you think?
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Where is it?
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That's very funny.
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No, I love it. It's really cute.
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It's doll-house cute, right?
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Yeah. Like, if Ken got one for
Barbie, he'd get super laid.
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Uh, no, Ken doesn't have a
penis and Barbie's a tease.
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- Hey!
- Hey.
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I saw you through the window,
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so I wanted to come say hi and
bring you this. I signed for it.
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Oh! My prescription shampoo! Awesome!
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It's regular shampoo, it
just has medicine in it.
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Not... There's not a problem.
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Some people, they hear
"prescription," they think...
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Hi, I'm Mallory.
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Hey.
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Yeah, Coyote's told
me so much about you.
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And your kids. He loves those kids.
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Yeah, I really do.
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Hey, I'm gonna make some
smoothies. Mallory, quick question:
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- can I use your blender?
- Sure.
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All right.
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- Oh, you got any frozen yogurt?
- In the freezer.
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- You got any fruit?
- In the fridge.
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- What kind of fruit?
- Just go look.
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- He's a good guy.
- Yeah.
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I'm glad I met him when I did.
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Sort of marches to the beat
of his own drummer, doesn't he?
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Oh, yeah.
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I was watching you two at the
meeting. You looked very cute together.
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Oh! It's not like that.
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Okay, I've known the guy since
he was five years old and,
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believe me, it's like that.
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What?
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Totally. He's crazy about you.
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Oh.
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Uh...
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I gotta go.
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Wait, what?
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Did I just...
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I think you did.
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I need to not be here right now.
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Your bananas are too
green! Where are you going?
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There is this housewarming...
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I said I might stop by
later, which is now, right?
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- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I gotta go.
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Wait. Nadia, wait a sec...
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What the hell was that?
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Uh...
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Mallory, what happened?
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I was just trying to be your bird dog.
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- My what?
- You know, guys go out,
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one tries to pick up a girl,
one of them's his bird dog?
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Oh, my God, are you trying
to say "wing man" right now?
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- What did you say to her?
- I just told her that you liked her.
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What? Are you kidding me?
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- I'm sorry, but you do like her, right?
- Yes. Of course I like her,
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- but I'm not gonna tell her that.
- Are you 15?
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In many ways, yes.
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She's new to the program, okay?
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She's not supposed to be in a
relationship for the first year.
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I was waiting.
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Trying to be a grown-up for once.
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I just wanted to help.
248
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,520
Yeah, but now she knows,
and she can't un-know it.
249
00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:12,315
- I'm so sorry.
- "Sorry" doesn't fix it.
250
00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:16,194
Just... get off my lawn.
251
00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:26,571
Somehow, packing
vibrators with my ex-wife
252
00:12:26,667 --> 00:12:28,800
is not how I imagined my Sunday.
253
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:31,209
But who knew it would be so fun?
254
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:36,839
Gold star for Sol.
255
00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:41,302
Do you see what he's done here
and why I'm congratulating him?
256
00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:45,390
Look how straight his
label is. This is our goal.
257
00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:47,642
As opposed to...
258
00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:52,355
this. Now, I'm not asking who is
responsible for this abomination,
259
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:58,403
but why don't you take Sol's box
back out and use it as a model.
260
00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:00,113
A model, wow.
261
00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:03,199
What can I say, you gave
very clear instructions.
262
00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:04,784
- Kiss ass.
- Brown-noser.
263
00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:07,286
Come on, get pumped, people.
We have a deadline to meet.
264
00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:09,706
Oh, now you're concerned
about deadlines?
265
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:13,126
But when it's 11:55 and
Del Taco's about to close,
266
00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:15,420
where is your concern then, Grace?
267
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:17,839
This is more important
than "second dinner."
268
00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:23,094
Every label represents a customer
who's responded to our product.
269
00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:25,096
Doesn't that excite you? Whoo!
270
00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:27,849
Can we at least take a coffee break?
271
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:30,601
I don't need coffee. I'm
energized by the work.
272
00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:32,020
Whoo!
273
00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:34,731
Whoo!
274
00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:39,777
- I miss you!
- I know you do!
275
00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:43,448
Yeah, I really brought the ruckus. Oh!
276
00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:52,206
Hey, I'm starving. You hungry?
277
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:55,043
I bet you are.
278
00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:56,669
I'll whip up something for you.
279
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:57,587
Um...
280
00:13:58,087 --> 00:14:00,131
Gluten-free pancakes?
281
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:02,759
I'd throw some strawberries on
there if I hadn't eaten them all.
282
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,135
Sorry about that.
283
00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:06,888
Ended up needing the energy,
though, am I right, babe?
284
00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:08,556
Right, babe?
285
00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:11,184
Quick scramble?
286
00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:13,728
Babe?
287
00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:17,690
Allison?
288
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:33,831
Whoa.
289
00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:36,086
If I'd known you were as
good at this as you were at
290
00:14:36,103 --> 00:14:37,288
stealing my husband,
291
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:39,128
I would've gone into business with you.
292
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,631
He actually made the first move.
293
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:44,967
You know, we don't
need to talk about this.
294
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:46,886
No, we don't.
295
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:51,015
If you recall, the last time we
huddled around a computer together,
296
00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:54,268
we were courting a
mustachioed mystery man.
297
00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:58,022
We were young then. We're wiser now.
298
00:14:58,106 --> 00:14:59,941
So, no new moustaches?
299
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:01,150
Just Frankie's.
300
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:04,654
Not much for water-cooler
talk, are you, boss?
301
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,697
I like that you call me "Boss."
302
00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:08,783
Come on, we can take a tiny break.
303
00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:11,577
I hear there's a Singles
Night at the Senior Center...
304
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:13,955
No. End of discussion.
305
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:19,127
But eventually, don't
you want to date again?
306
00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:20,753
Sol...
307
00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:22,964
I just think you deserve to be happy!
308
00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:25,007
I am happy.
309
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,801
I've got Vybrant. I've got Frankie,
310
00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:30,721
who finally has gotten over her
fear of the garbage disposal.
311
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:32,598
This is enough for me.
312
00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:36,519
Of course. I totally respect that and
I'm really glad to hear you say it.
313
00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:42,316
Of course, Freud believed that
it's love which defines humanity.
314
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:45,027
The same Freud that
diagnosed me with penis envy?
315
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,737
They weren't all hits.
316
00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:51,451
But he did say you need both
work and love to be happy.
317
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:54,954
Yeah? Then why did you retire?
318
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,790
I have no idea.
319
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:00,209
Break's over.
320
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:06,048
You know, we could
just make a run for it.
321
00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:09,635
Are you a good swimmer? We
could be in Japan in a year.
322
00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:11,345
Actually, I'm a very good swimmer.
323
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:14,182
I'm not, I'll just have to piggyback it.
324
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:18,019
I know why I hate this stuff,
325
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:21,647
but you seem to hate this stuff
and it's actually your stuff.
326
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,983
I just pictured myself
on the front lines,
327
00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:26,569
handing vibrators out to the masses,
328
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:29,530
mobilizing nursing
homes, that kind of thing.
329
00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:33,284
Ah! Reality can be a stark
departure from fantasy.
330
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:35,203
Get me that on a hat.
331
00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:38,039
Although, that's a lot
of words, get me two hats.
332
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:39,754
You know, when I got out of law school
333
00:16:39,802 --> 00:16:41,746
I thought I'd be like Perry Mason.
334
00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:44,962
You know, winning all those
dramatic cases at the last moment,
335
00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:48,633
holding the entire
courtroom in my thrall.
336
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:51,302
At least you've got two working legs.
337
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:52,887
You're thinking of Ironside.
338
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,972
Why am I confused here?
339
00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:57,266
Same actor. Raymond Burr.
340
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,061
Does this look like Sol's?
341
00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:02,688
I guess if you tilt it.
342
00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:07,026
What do I know? I'm not a box
genius, like Sol and Grace.
343
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:09,153
How do you know? You've only done two.
344
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:12,073
- Lay off me, man.
- Okay.
345
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:16,827
It's Jacob. What do I say?
346
00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:18,079
"Hello, Jacob"?
347
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:20,039
Good. I like that.
348
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,291
Hello, Jacob.
349
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,419
I know. I'm so sorry.
350
00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:27,755
I don't think I can make it.
351
00:17:29,191 --> 00:17:31,222
Of course I want to
talk to you about it.
352
00:17:31,293 --> 00:17:33,426
I'm not avoiding you, I promise.
353
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,972
Let's talk about it tomorrow.
354
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,640
Oh, unless, of course,
Grace has a bunch of these
355
00:17:38,703 --> 00:17:40,703
boxes she wants me to finish.
356
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,981
Okay. Okay, bye-bye.
357
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:50,236
Everything okay over there?
358
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:53,990
Sorry. None of my business.
359
00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:58,244
Unless I make it your business
because I need to get it off my chest.
360
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:02,372
Jacob is selling the farm
and moving to New Mexico
361
00:18:02,436 --> 00:18:04,503
and he wants me to go with him.
362
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:06,419
New Mexico?
363
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:07,878
I know.
364
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,339
Are you thinking about it?
365
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,300
I am thinking about it.
366
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:14,844
But I don't know.
367
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,333
On the one hand I've got
my life here with Grace,
368
00:18:17,380 --> 00:18:18,847
my boys, our business.
369
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:23,978
And on the other there's Jacob
with a whole new adventure.
370
00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:26,564
Have you talked to Grace?
371
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:29,942
Oh, no. I can't talk to
her till I figure it out.
372
00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:34,530
But I usually figure things out
with her. So it's a brain-buster.
373
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:36,532
I get that.
374
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:40,620
But you're gonna have to tell
her sooner rather than later.
375
00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:42,804
Take it from a man who told her later
376
00:18:42,874 --> 00:18:45,341
and really wishes he told her sooner.
377
00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:47,251
Can I tell her when she's asleep?
378
00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:51,380
Or under the hair dryer,
or general anesthesia?
379
00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:54,258
Frankie, get in here!
380
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,135
Oh, God, she heard us.
381
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,262
- You think she heard us?
- No.
382
00:18:58,346 --> 00:18:59,847
Be cool.
383
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:01,932
Right behind you, kid.
384
00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:07,480
So, time for lunch yet?
385
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:09,190
Unbelievable!
386
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:10,650
I'm hungry.
387
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:13,277
Someone is ripping off our vibrator.
388
00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:15,279
Arlene just sent me an article.
389
00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:18,908
Look at this. "Just announced: a
design geared for the older woman",
390
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:23,746
with a gel sleeve, an adjustable
head and glow in the dark buttons."
391
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,373
Oh, that's what we're doing!
392
00:19:25,456 --> 00:19:27,041
That's my point.
393
00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:29,043
It's what Hydrox did to Oreos.
394
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:31,379
We've been Hydroxed!
395
00:19:31,462 --> 00:19:35,549
Actually, Hydrox was
invented first, in 1908.
396
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:36,453
And, in fact, Oreo was the one...
397
00:19:36,461 --> 00:19:38,928
I forgot you were a cookie historian.
398
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:42,306
Well, they can't do
that. Wait, who's they?
399
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:45,851
- Some company called Sex Tech.
- Never heard of them.
400
00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:47,728
It's a division of Omni Tech.
401
00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:50,106
Oh, they made my boom box.
402
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:53,275
This is bad, Frankie. We
might have to sue them.
403
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,986
Wait a minute, hold on.
You do not want to do that.
404
00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:59,365
They have a lot of money. They
have lawyers for their lawyers.
405
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:01,992
He's right. It could tie
you up in court for years.
406
00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:04,578
Years? Would I have to be here for that?
407
00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:06,706
Why wouldn't you be here?
408
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,210
What kind of look is that?
409
00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:14,255
What look?
410
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:18,092
The look you just gave him
and the one he gave you back.
411
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:20,886
Oh, my God, did you know about this?
412
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:22,138
No.
413
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,265
Grace, I would have told you.
414
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:26,892
Yeah, like when my breast
was out at Jamba Juice?
415
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:28,894
Maybe we should let these two talk.
416
00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:31,272
Talk about what, Robert?
417
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:34,066
If the looks weren't looks,
what is there to talk about?
418
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:35,818
Frankie?
419
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:41,407
It's not about the article.
420
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:43,993
Well, then what's it about?
421
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:46,996
Santa Fe.
422
00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:51,917
Thank you for being so brave, Brendan.
423
00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:53,627
Would anyone else like to share?
424
00:20:58,382 --> 00:21:01,260
Hi, I'm Nadia. I'm an alcoholic/addict.
425
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:02,803
Hi, Nadia.
426
00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:05,765
And I had a really hard day.
427
00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:11,479
This guy I know apparently has
feelings for me and it freaked me out.
428
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:15,941
I think because I have
feelings for him, too.
429
00:21:17,393 --> 00:21:19,174
In the past, I would've
ripped this guy's
430
00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:20,691
pants off in the middle of the street,
431
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:22,031
done him right there.
432
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:24,283
And then, I would have ripped him off.
433
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:29,622
But this was my first time
in this situation sober
434
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:32,291
and I didn't know how to handle it.
435
00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:37,630
He's a nice guy...
436
00:21:38,589 --> 00:21:40,549
and I've never been with one of those.
437
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:44,136
But maybe, in the future...
438
00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:48,182
over time, and if he's patient...
439
00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:51,894
who knows.
440
00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:00,694
She likes me.
441
00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:06,784
Are the eggs okay?
442
00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:09,078
Yeah, they're delicious. Why?
443
00:22:09,787 --> 00:22:12,414
I don't know. You don't seem
to be making that much noise.
444
00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:14,333
I'm sorry.
445
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,627
Mmm!
446
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:18,879
Are you sure you don't mean...
447
00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:24,218
What is the matter with you?
448
00:22:25,682 --> 00:22:27,417
After we were done, when
I came to the kitchen,
449
00:22:27,488 --> 00:22:28,926
you stayed in the bedroom,
450
00:22:28,931 --> 00:22:31,475
and made that noise.
451
00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:34,061
Oh. That was because of the vibrator.
452
00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:36,063
But I thought we were...
453
00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:38,857
I thought you were... completed.
454
00:22:38,941 --> 00:22:41,235
I was! I totally was.
455
00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:44,238
I just... took another
spin around the old block.
456
00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:46,139
But that sound you were making
457
00:22:46,237 --> 00:22:48,928
was way different from
the sound you make with me.
458
00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:52,663
- And?
- Does that mean it's better?
459
00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:55,708
They were just two
different experiences.
460
00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:56,876
Like surf and turf.
461
00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:58,961
Surf and turf is one
experience by definition.
462
00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:01,171
- Not the way I eat it.
- You're not answering the question.
463
00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:04,508
I had an amazing time with you.
464
00:23:04,592 --> 00:23:06,594
That was some of the best
sex that we've ever had.
465
00:23:06,677 --> 00:23:08,512
Why don't you make that sound with me?
466
00:23:08,596 --> 00:23:11,348
No, it has nothing to do with you.
467
00:23:11,432 --> 00:23:12,683
It's just...
468
00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:15,686
It's a perfectly designed machine.
469
00:23:16,687 --> 00:23:18,689
Okay. I get it.
470
00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:20,524
You're well-designed, too.
471
00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:23,360
Okay, okay. Enough with
the adorable bullshit.
472
00:23:23,444 --> 00:23:25,613
Don't be mad at the vibrator.
473
00:23:26,322 --> 00:23:29,992
When I'm with you, it's beautiful
and it really means something.
474
00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:32,161
You don't have to say that, but thanks.
475
00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:33,954
You're welcome.
476
00:23:34,038 --> 00:23:36,373
Oh, I have to go home.
I gotta feed Gregory.
477
00:23:36,707 --> 00:23:38,375
Can you please stop worrying?
478
00:23:45,633 --> 00:23:47,885
- Give me one more shot.
- What?
479
00:23:47,968 --> 00:23:51,847
Give me a chance to beat the machine.
480
00:23:52,806 --> 00:23:56,560
You know, there's been an awful
lot of attention on me today.
481
00:23:57,603 --> 00:23:59,438
Let me try a little something.
482
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:08,614
Jacob is moving to Santa Fe.
483
00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:10,449
What?
484
00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:11,867
His kids are there.
485
00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:13,619
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
486
00:24:13,702 --> 00:24:15,621
He asked me to go with him.
487
00:24:16,914 --> 00:24:18,165
Wh...
488
00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:21,919
- You're not thinking of going?
- I don't know.
489
00:24:22,002 --> 00:24:24,296
I mean, there are a million
things to think about.
490
00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:27,716
- When is he moving?
- I don't know.
491
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,427
- Then when would you have...
- I don't know that either.
492
00:24:30,511 --> 00:24:32,846
Nothing has been decided yet.
493
00:24:35,683 --> 00:24:37,810
Well, since you don't know anything,
494
00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:42,398
I have at least 400 vibrators to box.
495
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:44,817
Four hundred and one.
496
00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:47,903
Can we talk about this, please?
497
00:24:47,986 --> 00:24:50,322
Can you print some more labels, please?
498
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:52,908
- Grace...
- No!
499
00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:57,037
I can't... I can't talk
about this right now.
500
00:24:57,121 --> 00:24:58,914
So, label, label, label.
501
00:24:58,997 --> 00:25:01,959
And please, would you put the
paper in right-side up this time.
502
00:25:05,879 --> 00:25:06,880
What are you doing?
503
00:25:06,964 --> 00:25:10,342
I'm knocking on your walls,
Grace. I'm gonna find a way in.
504
00:25:10,426 --> 00:25:12,177
Where's the door? Show me a window.
505
00:25:12,261 --> 00:25:14,680
Frankie, is this how
you want to be murdered?
506
00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:19,852
Looks like I'll just shimmy over
the top and come through the chimney.
507
00:25:23,897 --> 00:25:26,608
Please talk to me. This is a big deal.
508
00:25:26,692 --> 00:25:28,610
For both of us.
509
00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:31,405
Excuse me.
510
00:25:32,573 --> 00:25:35,284
I'm just thinking about what
I want for the rest of my life.
511
00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:37,828
- Don't you ever think about that?
- Yeah.
512
00:25:37,911 --> 00:25:40,330
What do you see when you
visualize your future?
513
00:25:41,123 --> 00:25:42,791
Zero boxes in my house.
514
00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:46,128
I picture myself in a hot air balloon.
515
00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:48,297
Oh, wait a minute,
I've changed my answer.
516
00:25:48,964 --> 00:25:52,509
When I picture my life,
I'm holding a giant pin.
517
00:25:52,593 --> 00:25:56,597
No, really. I want to fly
freely. I want to soar.
518
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,558
I want a big life that
encompasses many different things.
519
00:25:59,641 --> 00:26:01,531
Oh, congratulations,
520
00:26:01,594 --> 00:26:04,933
you dream about being a
flying human fruit basket.
521
00:26:04,938 --> 00:26:07,483
Talk to me. This is important.
522
00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:09,651
This is important, too.
523
00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:11,900
Look, if you're not gonna help,
524
00:26:11,964 --> 00:26:14,276
the least you can do
is not slow me down.
525
00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:16,366
- I can help.
- No.
526
00:26:16,992 --> 00:26:20,245
Obviously, you have a lot
to think about. So go think.
527
00:26:20,329 --> 00:26:21,747
I'm fine.
528
00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:33,133
We'll talk about this in
the morning... I guess.
529
00:26:34,092 --> 00:26:35,260
Yeah.
530
00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:47,564
♪ How much of this can I take? ♪
531
00:26:48,899 --> 00:26:52,402
♪ Can't blame no one else ♪
532
00:26:52,486 --> 00:26:56,156
♪ I did it alone ♪
533
00:26:56,240 --> 00:27:01,119
♪ Where have I been? ♪
534
00:27:01,745 --> 00:27:07,459
♪ Who's watching over me? ♪
535
00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:12,339
♪ I need to breathe Need to breathe ♪
536
00:27:12,422 --> 00:27:15,050
♪ Clear my mind ♪
537
00:27:15,133 --> 00:27:18,679
♪ Feel the blood in my veins ♪
538
00:27:18,762 --> 00:27:22,474
♪ Like a kick inside ♪
539
00:27:22,558 --> 00:27:26,228
♪ When I'm all out of feeling ♪
540
00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:29,147
♪ That don't belong to me ♪
541
00:27:29,231 --> 00:27:31,817
♪ I need to breathe ♪
542
00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:35,612
♪ Oh ♪
543
00:27:37,698 --> 00:27:39,199
Okay, good night.
544
00:27:39,338 --> 00:27:43,405
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