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Peralta, looks like
an old friend of yours
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- is back in town.
- Who?
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That guy Neil that you bunked
with at sleepaway camp?
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Oh, Neil from camp was the best.
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He could pick up a milk carton
with his butt cheeks.
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He was so funny.
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You know who else was funny? Bill Cosby.
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Charles, will you relax?
You're gonna love Neil.
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It's not Neil. Why would it be Neil?
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- It's Doug Judy.
- Oh, right.
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Someone we all know
in a police capacity.
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That makes more sense.
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Someone's using his
signature move to steal cars,
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plugging in to the OBD port
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and reprogramming
the immobilizer module.
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That's Doug Judy's MO, but it's not him.
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- He told me he went legit.
- That's what he told you
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last time too, before
he screwed you over.
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Yeah, but he returned
the diamonds to me eventually,
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and it turned out that was the only way
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to get Giggle Pig off the streets.
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Wait, I may be confusing our adventures.
What year was the cruise?
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Dude's a criminal. People don't change.
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Ever heard of Bruce Banner,
the Incredible Hulk?
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You might want to talk
to his shirts and pants
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about people not changing.
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Well, I want to ask Doug Judy
some questions.
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- You have his number?
- I always make contact through his mom.
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I'll put you in touch with her,
but remember,
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she thinks I'm his assistant Mangy Carl,
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and he's a famous architect
who's designing
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LeBron James' new school
for black astronauts.
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Hello, Mrs. Judy?
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I'm looking for your son, the architect.
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Yes, I'm from... black NASA.
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Is that a thing?
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Oh, my. I didn't know.
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I understand. Good-bye.
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So Doug Judy will not be coming in.
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What? Why not?
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Oh, I see.
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He is dead.
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Wow, I don't know how to deal
with all these emotions, Terry.
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No one I've been close with
has ever died before.
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No tragic accidents to friends.
All my grandparents are alive.
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How did you deal when Hodor died?
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Not well, Terry.
Why would you bring that up?
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Carl? Mangy Carl?
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Yes. That is me.
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I'm Trudy Judy, Doug's sister.
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This is our aunt Patrice.
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I'm so glad you could make it.
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Doug really loved you.
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- Oh, he talked about me?
- Oh, all the time.
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He was so afraid he'd fall
back into your old life.
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Doug made Mangy Carl an assistant
at the architecture firm.
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He rescued him
from a life on the streets.
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Yeah, I was down on my luck,
not a penny to my name.
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- You were selling your body for money.
- Did Doug tell you that?
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He said all your teeth fell out,
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and your mouth was just a rotten hole.
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100% accurate.
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Plus you were sick from
those back-alley butt implants.
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- Had to have 'em.
- Carl thought a plumper rump
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would help him get his [bleep]
every night.
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Yeah, I remember having that thought.
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But the doctor just put
a bunch of mulch up there,
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- and it got all infected.
- Dark days.
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I'm sorry. It's just so sweet.
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- The mulch thing?
- No, how Doug saved him.
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Doug was always taking people
under his wing.
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Doug said you have a beautiful voice.
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Oh, he did? Well, I...
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♪ Suppose that's true ♪
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Would you want to sing a song for us?
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What a nice thought,
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but you know what, I don't
have anything prepared.
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Okay, well, if you don't want to sing,
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you could just tell us
the inspiring story
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of how Doug saved you
from being a mulch-butt ho.
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I would like to sing a song
in honor of my dear friend
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Doug Judy.
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Oh, nothing better after a long shift
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than coming to Shaw's.
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It's like Cheers, where
everybody knows your name.
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A place where everybody
knows your name is hell.
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- You're describing hell.
- Guys, guys, guys.
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Are those...
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Firefighters.
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Hey, what's going on?
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Why is the FDNY in our cop bar?
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We needed a new place,
since our bar, O'Brien's, burned down.
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- You couldn't put that out?
- They probably started it.
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Most arsonists turn out
to be firefighters.
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That's not true,
though it is very common,
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and definitely what happened
in this case.
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I'm surprised you guys
even want to come here
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since you have to take the stairs.
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I know how much you like
sliding on poles.
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We don't like sliding on poles.
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We do it to save lives. It's dangerous.
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You can ask my best friend Steve.
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Oh, no, wait, you can't, actually,
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because he's dead.
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Tripped through a pole hole,
broke his neck.
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That's horrible.
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Sorry, but this is
a firefighter bar now.
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Although we might want to make
some changes to the decor.
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I'm thinking some old-timey
pressure gauges,
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maybe an autographed photo
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of Denis Leary from "Rescue Me."
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- You wouldn't.
- Wouldn't I?
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Check it out.
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You son of a bitch.
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♪ Doug Judy ♪
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♪ I wish you were alive, Doug Judy ♪
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♪ God will give you a high five ♪
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♪ Doug Judy ♪
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Oh, no, he gave himself a key change.
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, Doug Judy ♪
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♪ You're a friend, friend, friend ♪
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♪ Doug Judy! ♪
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♪ This song is at its end ♪
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Thank you so much.
You've been a great audience.
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I mean, it's a funeral.
That's psychotic.
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I'm so sorry.
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Why are there firefighters here?
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Did one of them turn out
to be an arsonist
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- and burn down their own bar?
- Actually, yes.
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So predictable. But why did you call me?
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There's nothing I can do about this.
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You have gravitas.
Everyone listens to you.
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Look, even if I could save Shaw's,
I'm not sure I'd want to.
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This place is a hovel.
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The only wine they serve
is from the Delaware Water Gap.
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It's called "Charbonnay."
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But this is our bar,
and it has been forever.
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Change is a good thing.
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Just yesterday, you were ranting
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about the Philharmonic
adding a second piccolo.
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It's too many. It'll muddle the sound.
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I'm sorry I brought it up.
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Look, we can find a new bar
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that's not beneath us.
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What about Bel Vino?
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They've got a great
selection of Italian reds,
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and your feet don't stick to the floor
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if you stand in one place too long.
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Fine. If you're not gonna
do anything, then I will.
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Hank, you got to get rid
of these hose humpers.
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- It's them or us.
- Look, guys, I don't want to take sides.
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I just want to make money.
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Then keep it a cop bar.
We drink like crazy.
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Yeah, 'cause of all
the tragedy we experience
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on a daily basis, son.
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Oh, yeah? We experience
plenty of tragedy too.
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We lose a man a year to the pole hole.
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How about this?
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If it's about money,
let's just have a drink-off.
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Whoever racks up
the biggest tab by closing time
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gets to keep Shaw's.
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Okay, defectives.
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- My guys can handle that.
- Oh, can they?
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'Cause the Nine-Nine's
about to bring the real heat.
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Get ready for the back draft, bitch.
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Jake, are you upset?
Where are you going?
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Are you embarrassed about your singing?
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- Doug Judy.
- What?
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Hey, Jake. Man, that song was moving AF.
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We got to lay that down.
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♪ Doug Judy, he's
smushing on the beach ♪
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Don't try and duet with me, you bastard.
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You tricked me. Now give me a hug.
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I'm so happy you're alive.
I'll never forgive you.
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You're my best friend.
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Whoo, I just went through
a lot of emotions real fast,
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but I think I'm back to normal now.
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- Should we get lunch?
- I would love a cheesesteak.
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I was thinking the exact same
thing, probably 'cause...
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The coffin looks like a hoagie roll.
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Judy, what the hell is going on?
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Uh, who are you, and where is Rosa?
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I'm his boss, and I want answers.
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All right. You know
who Stefano Lucas is?
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The arms dealer?
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I got word he put a hit out
on me, so I had to disappear.
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Why does Stefano Lucas want you dead?
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His favorite Ferrari got stolen,
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and for some reason he thinks I did it.
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Probably because
someone's been jacking cars
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all over Brooklyn using your MO.
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Oh, my God. Jake, are you saying
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- what I think you're saying?
- Yes.
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You have a copycat.
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I didn't think I'd accomplished
enough in my career for this.
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I know, it's big.
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It just feels so good
to be seen, you know?
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Wait. The only way to catch a copycat
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is to team up with
the original criminal.
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I'm back on the force! Give me a gun.
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No! There is no copycat. You did it.
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Not me. I'm living that straight life.
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Terry refuses to believe it.
He thinks people can't change.
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Tell that to Bruce Banner's
pants and shirt.
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That's what I said.
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Doug Judy, you're under arrest.
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What? Sarge?
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You are really bringing down
the vibe at this funeral.
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What the hell is that?
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Jake got me this disguise
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so some criminal doesn't see me
in here and tell Stefano.
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Okay, but why is Jake also wearing them?
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Uh, because it looks super cool, Sarge.
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We look like the hot twins
from "The Matrix."
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We are getting aggravated.
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- You look like Milli Vanilli.
- Ooh! I call Vanilli.
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Ah, I want to be Nilli, but you got it.
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- He's the best one.
- You know it's true.
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So did you check out Judy's alibi?
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Yes, and surprisingly, it checks out.
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Last Saturday night, Doug was deejaying
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Joshy Greenbaum's bar mitzvah.
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That was a wild party.
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Auntie Karen is a freak.
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Judy, you deejay bar mitzvahs?
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Best gig I ever had.
No one likes hip-hop more
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than a 13-year-old Jewish boy.
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- Mm. So true.
- I'm not buying it.
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Probably stealing cash
off the gift table.
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Sarge, come on. He has an alibi.
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Let's just team up and
try and catch the copycat.
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A thousand push-ups.
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It's something Rosa and I used to say.
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It just means trust me.
If Judy's a criminal,
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I'll do a thousand push-ups,
and since you're so confident,
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if you're wrong, you can do 'em.
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And a thousand push-ups?
That's a lot to you?
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You go to hell, Terry.
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Make it 100,000 push-ups, and I'm in.
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Obviously I can't do that much exercise,
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but it doesn't matter, because
Doug Judy is telling the truth,
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- right, Judy?
- I got you, baby.
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So fine. 100,000 push-ups.
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You happy, Sarge?
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- Great. Now, Doug...
- You never call me Doug.
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Yeah, well, you called me Jake earlier.
248
00:08:24,022 --> 00:08:25,226
I thought we were switching
to first names.
249
00:08:25,262 --> 00:08:26,539
I was thinking the same exact thing!
250
00:08:26,575 --> 00:08:27,914
I was like, "Why not call him Jake?"
251
00:08:27,958 --> 00:08:29,133
- We're bonding, man.
- 'Cause he's so official.
252
00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:33,093
But it's chill now.
253
00:08:33,137 --> 00:08:35,226
- So, Doug...
- Yes, Jake?
254
00:08:35,270 --> 00:08:37,533
Now that we know the copycat
is using your playbook,
255
00:08:37,576 --> 00:08:39,883
if you were still in the game...
which you're not,
256
00:08:39,926 --> 00:08:42,320
we all agree...
what would your next move be?
257
00:08:42,364 --> 00:08:44,235
It's fight night at Barclays.
258
00:08:44,279 --> 00:08:46,150
No sport attracts more
ultra-wealthy people
259
00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:47,847
with super-nice cars than boxing.
260
00:08:47,891 --> 00:08:50,727
Really? What about the sport
of hunting man?
261
00:08:50,763 --> 00:08:52,156
- You got me.
- That's not a thing.
262
00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:53,657
Right. So should we just
start at Barclays then?
263
00:08:53,693 --> 00:08:56,508
Great. But first, we got to make
a quick little pit stop on the way.
264
00:08:56,552 --> 00:08:57,814
What? Where?
265
00:09:05,341 --> 00:09:07,166
Okay, here are the rules to the contest.
266
00:09:07,202 --> 00:09:08,346
If you order a drink,
267
00:09:08,390 --> 00:09:10,580
it must be fully consumed
before you order another.
268
00:09:10,616 --> 00:09:13,003
Each team's tab will be
tracked on that board.
269
00:09:13,046 --> 00:09:15,222
We don't want anyone
getting alcohol poisoning,
270
00:09:15,266 --> 00:09:17,184
so if you throw up, you're disqualified.
271
00:09:17,220 --> 00:09:19,401
I never throw up. I just tell
my stomach to deal with it.
272
00:09:19,444 --> 00:09:21,098
My body is terrified of me.
273
00:09:21,141 --> 00:09:22,447
Guys, there's no way we can win.
274
00:09:22,491 --> 00:09:24,319
There's nine of them and six of us.
275
00:09:24,362 --> 00:09:26,364
Five of you. I'm going home.
276
00:09:26,408 --> 00:09:28,235
Although perhaps I'll stop
at Bel Vino on the way,
277
00:09:28,279 --> 00:09:29,716
have a glass of Sancerre.
278
00:09:29,752 --> 00:09:31,108
Might even try the quince paste
279
00:09:31,151 --> 00:09:34,004
if I'm feeling... naughty.
280
00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:35,373
You're really gonna let
these firefighters
281
00:09:35,417 --> 00:09:37,027
take Shaw's from us?
282
00:09:37,070 --> 00:09:39,203
Think of all the celebrations
we've had here,
283
00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:41,581
all the times Terry has yelled
"Nine-Nine!"
284
00:09:41,617 --> 00:09:42,618
I hate it when he says that.
285
00:09:42,654 --> 00:09:44,251
He should say, "Cheers
286
00:09:44,295 --> 00:09:45,427
to the Ninety-Ninth Precinct!"
287
00:09:46,733 --> 00:09:48,212
We shouldn't be here.
288
00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:49,648
If you're worried that
someone will recognize me
289
00:09:49,692 --> 00:09:51,544
and find out I'm still alive,
they won't.
290
00:09:51,580 --> 00:09:53,043
There's not too many hardened criminals
291
00:09:53,086 --> 00:09:55,045
at Justin Friedman's bar mitzvah.
292
00:09:55,088 --> 00:09:58,429
Although there is a
murderer on the loose,
293
00:09:58,465 --> 00:10:00,589
'cause Kevin Goldman is
killing those dance moves!
294
00:10:00,625 --> 00:10:01,756
Get it, Kevin!
295
00:10:01,792 --> 00:10:03,621
That's the floss. He's flossing.
296
00:10:03,657 --> 00:10:05,533
It's just that we should
be at Barclays already.
297
00:10:05,569 --> 00:10:06,745
The fights are starting soon.
298
00:10:06,781 --> 00:10:08,450
Rich guys never show up on time.
299
00:10:08,493 --> 00:10:10,626
Besides, I promised Justin I'd be here.
300
00:10:10,669 --> 00:10:11,975
What up, J-Smooth!
301
00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:17,516
Gone straight, my ass.
I got you, Doug Judy.
302
00:10:17,552 --> 00:10:18,598
- Huh?
- What are you talking about?
303
00:10:18,634 --> 00:10:20,611
Something felt wrong,
stopping for this bar mitzvah,
304
00:10:20,647 --> 00:10:22,316
so I sent some plainclothes officers
305
00:10:22,352 --> 00:10:23,944
to watch the lots at Barclays.
306
00:10:23,980 --> 00:10:25,792
- They just caught the copycat.
- I don't understand.
307
00:10:25,828 --> 00:10:27,382
If anything,
that proves Judy's innocent.
308
00:10:27,425 --> 00:10:28,828
He's been standing here with us
the whole time.
309
00:10:28,864 --> 00:10:31,386
Which was his plan! Establish an alibi,
310
00:10:31,429 --> 00:10:33,242
so his partner can go off stealing cars.
311
00:10:33,278 --> 00:10:34,410
I don't have a partner.
312
00:10:34,446 --> 00:10:36,608
Whoever this is, I promise you,
I do not know him.
313
00:10:36,885 --> 00:10:39,045
Actually, Doug, I think you do.
314
00:10:39,089 --> 00:10:40,438
Oh, my God.
315
00:10:40,482 --> 00:10:41,961
Trudy Judy!
316
00:10:42,824 --> 00:10:44,478
You still want to pretend you
had nothing to do with this?
317
00:10:44,522 --> 00:10:46,437
I didn't, and she didn't either.
318
00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:47,622
Trudy Judy's not a car thief.
319
00:10:47,658 --> 00:10:49,007
Trudy Judy's an angel.
320
00:10:49,043 --> 00:10:50,558
She's putting herself
through nursing school.
321
00:10:50,594 --> 00:10:52,253
And nurses are the best of our society.
322
00:10:52,289 --> 00:10:53,400
Name one bad nurse.
323
00:10:53,444 --> 00:10:55,658
Nurse Ratched. Kathy Bates in "Misery."
324
00:10:55,694 --> 00:10:57,068
Nurse Jackie had a pill problem.
325
00:10:57,104 --> 00:10:58,753
Okay, damn, you got a lot
of real good examples
326
00:10:58,797 --> 00:11:00,581
off the top of your head.
You believe me, right, Jake?
327
00:11:00,625 --> 00:11:02,235
I mean, the fact pattern's not great,
328
00:11:02,279 --> 00:11:03,989
but Trudy did seem very nice
when I met her.
329
00:11:04,025 --> 00:11:05,454
You trying to get your
freak on with my sister?
330
00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:06,326
What? No.
331
00:11:06,370 --> 00:11:07,762
I see you looking at Trudy Judy's booty.
332
00:11:07,806 --> 00:11:09,242
I am not looking at Trudy Judy's booty.
333
00:11:09,286 --> 00:11:10,417
Oh, you don't think she's a cutie?
334
00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:11,974
- Don't be snooty.
- She's a beauty,
335
00:11:12,010 --> 00:11:13,464
- but I'm on duty.
- And you're married.
336
00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:14,726
Well, yeah, but that doesn't rhyme.
337
00:11:14,769 --> 00:11:16,116
Sorry, I just get so overprotective.
338
00:11:16,152 --> 00:11:17,387
She's such a good kid.
339
00:11:17,423 --> 00:11:19,122
I guarantee you,
she didn't steal those cars.
340
00:11:19,165 --> 00:11:21,298
We caught her sitting in a
Bentley with a power amplifier
341
00:11:21,341 --> 00:11:23,604
and a homemade override
plugged into the CAN bus.
342
00:11:23,648 --> 00:11:24,821
Yeah, she guilty.
343
00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:27,790
I can't believe you made
us think you were dead.
344
00:11:27,826 --> 00:11:29,177
I can't believe you're
out here stealing cars.
345
00:11:29,213 --> 00:11:30,611
- That's for lowlifes.
- You steal cars.
346
00:11:30,655 --> 00:11:32,700
And I'm a lowlife. A gorgeous, charming,
347
00:11:32,744 --> 00:11:34,284
super smart lowlife beloved by all.
348
00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:35,452
I'm sorry, Dougie.
349
00:11:35,488 --> 00:11:36,719
I was falling behind
on my student loans.
350
00:11:36,755 --> 00:11:38,009
I had to do something.
351
00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:39,646
Guys, if you weren't working together,
352
00:11:39,682 --> 00:11:41,075
how did she know
all your signature moves?
353
00:11:41,111 --> 00:11:42,706
I found some of Doug's old notebooks.
354
00:11:42,742 --> 00:11:43,891
Those are notes for my memoir.
355
00:11:43,927 --> 00:11:45,359
Memoir? Do you have title ideas yet?
356
00:11:45,395 --> 00:11:48,153
I was just gonna call it
"The Pontiac Bandit..."
357
00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:51,450
- Oh, is that it?
- Yeah.
358
00:11:51,486 --> 00:11:53,022
- Okay.
- I hated stealing cars.
359
00:11:53,058 --> 00:11:55,567
I was gonna stop as soon as nursing
school was paid off, I swear.
360
00:11:55,603 --> 00:11:56,836
It was a mistake.
361
00:11:56,872 --> 00:11:58,462
That's good enough for me.
Come on, Trudy, let's go home.
362
00:11:58,498 --> 00:12:00,614
That's not really how arresting works.
363
00:12:00,650 --> 00:12:02,377
- She's going to jail.
- Wait, wait, wait.
364
00:12:02,413 --> 00:12:03,518
What if we get you a bigger fish?
365
00:12:03,554 --> 00:12:05,104
- What if we can get you Stefano?
- Who?
366
00:12:05,140 --> 00:12:08,475
That cherry red 1961 Ferrari
250GT California you took
367
00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:10,390
belongs to a guy named Stefano Lucas.
368
00:12:10,434 --> 00:12:12,305
He thinks I did it, and
now he wants to kill me.
369
00:12:12,349 --> 00:12:13,698
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. I had no idea.
370
00:12:13,741 --> 00:12:15,265
It's all good. You have the car,
371
00:12:15,308 --> 00:12:17,483
so I call him, tell him I'm not dead,
372
00:12:17,519 --> 00:12:19,129
say I want to give him his car back,
373
00:12:19,165 --> 00:12:21,227
arrange a drop, and these guys
take him down or die trying.
374
00:12:21,486 --> 00:12:22,922
That is interesting.
375
00:12:22,958 --> 00:12:24,491
Stefano almost never
comes out in public.
376
00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:26,406
It would be a huge collar
for the Nine-Nine.
377
00:12:26,450 --> 00:12:28,752
What do you say, Sarge?
100,000 push-ups?
378
00:12:29,871 --> 00:12:32,369
Fine. If you deliver Stefano,
I'll talk to the DA
379
00:12:32,412 --> 00:12:33,979
about a reduced sentence
for your sister.
380
00:12:34,022 --> 00:12:36,677
Thank you so much.
There's just one problem.
381
00:12:36,721 --> 00:12:38,204
I don't have the car.
382
00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:39,724
I already handed it off to a fence.
383
00:12:39,767 --> 00:12:42,205
Oh, Judy, Judy, you screwed me.
384
00:12:42,241 --> 00:12:43,177
_
385
00:12:43,212 --> 00:12:45,211
Four hours left. We're down $58.
386
00:12:45,247 --> 00:12:47,118
- Amy, where you at?
- Four drinks.
387
00:12:47,204 --> 00:12:48,863
- What's four-drink Amy again?
- Why don't you come over here
388
00:12:48,907 --> 00:12:51,257
- and find out?
- Right, Horny Amy.
389
00:12:51,301 --> 00:12:53,186
It feels like you should retire
that one for the MeToo era.
390
00:12:53,222 --> 00:12:55,218
Why don't you come
over here and make me?
391
00:12:55,261 --> 00:12:56,418
All right, there's only
one thing left to do.
392
00:12:56,454 --> 00:12:57,568
Drink faster.
393
00:12:57,611 --> 00:12:58,656
Set a bunch of fires
throughout the city.
394
00:12:58,699 --> 00:13:00,319
- Mine's better.
- No!
395
00:13:00,788 --> 00:13:02,091
We can do this.
396
00:13:02,529 --> 00:13:04,183
Things seem bleak now,
397
00:13:04,227 --> 00:13:06,925
but the night is always darkest
before the dawn.
398
00:13:07,534 --> 00:13:09,137
This is Shaw's.
399
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:11,398
We've had weddings here,
400
00:13:11,799 --> 00:13:13,062
and funerals.
401
00:13:13,410 --> 00:13:15,770
Shaw's is part of our family,
402
00:13:16,369 --> 00:13:18,004
because that is what we are.
403
00:13:19,167 --> 00:13:20,281
A family.
404
00:13:20,547 --> 00:13:22,984
And we're not just Amy and Rosa
405
00:13:23,028 --> 00:13:24,551
and Hitchcock and...
406
00:13:33,505 --> 00:13:35,214
So the fence, Dallas, he works in there.
407
00:13:35,258 --> 00:13:36,607
I don't like him. My rule?
408
00:13:36,643 --> 00:13:38,445
Never trust anyone named after a city.
409
00:13:38,481 --> 00:13:40,567
- What about Orlando Bloom?
- I never thought about him being named
410
00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:42,656
after the city before,
and his last name is Bloom?
411
00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:44,702
Wait a minute. Did we just
realize something crazy?
412
00:13:44,745 --> 00:13:47,005
No, everyone knows it's a crazy name.
413
00:13:47,041 --> 00:13:48,390
Now can we just focus on the meet-up?
414
00:13:48,426 --> 00:13:49,924
- Fine.
- All right, Dallas is creepy
415
00:13:49,968 --> 00:13:52,492
and paranoid, and he really
freaked me out that last time.
416
00:13:52,536 --> 00:13:54,364
- I don't want to go in alone.
- Don't worry, kid.
417
00:13:54,407 --> 00:13:56,255
I'll be there right
next to you, as always.
418
00:13:56,291 --> 00:13:58,368
Aw. Sarge, why don't you
say stuff like that to me?
419
00:13:58,411 --> 00:14:01,458
No, look, I do not trust the
Judys going anywhere alone.
420
00:14:01,706 --> 00:14:03,242
Doug, you stay with Jake.
I'll go in with Trudy.
421
00:14:03,286 --> 00:14:04,591
I just need a cover story.
422
00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:05,977
We could say that you're my boyfriend.
423
00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:07,246
No. No, no, no, I don't want
424
00:14:07,290 --> 00:14:09,055
my little sister
fake-dating some pervert.
425
00:14:09,091 --> 00:14:10,552
What? Why am I a pervert?
426
00:14:10,588 --> 00:14:12,033
Uh, have you ever met a nice, normal guy
427
00:14:12,077 --> 00:14:13,818
that wears suspenders every day?
428
00:14:13,861 --> 00:14:15,296
What kind of person
has to tie their pants down
429
00:14:15,332 --> 00:14:16,603
to keep them from flying off?
430
00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:18,361
That's not what suspenders are for, man.
431
00:14:18,397 --> 00:14:19,606
Guys, we don't have time
432
00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:21,696
to figure out what suspenders
are for, all right?
433
00:14:21,732 --> 00:14:23,306
Now, Trudy, this is undercover work.
434
00:14:23,349 --> 00:14:25,090
It can be very intense.
Are you sure you can handle it?
435
00:14:25,133 --> 00:14:27,614
I mean, I'll do my best.
436
00:14:27,860 --> 00:14:29,992
- Who's this?
- This is Deion. He's my man.
437
00:14:30,028 --> 00:14:32,838
Ask me another question,
you simple little barn animal.
438
00:14:32,874 --> 00:14:34,527
Okay, so she can handle it.
439
00:14:34,563 --> 00:14:35,622
Why is your boyfriend here?
440
00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:38,040
Who said boyfriend? Deion and I freak,
441
00:14:38,076 --> 00:14:39,441
then he shuts his pretty little mouth
442
00:14:39,477 --> 00:14:40,845
and lets me handle my business.
443
00:14:40,888 --> 00:14:42,496
I don't like the direction
this is going.
444
00:14:42,532 --> 00:14:43,804
Easy. She's just playing a part.
445
00:14:43,848 --> 00:14:45,284
Pretty big age difference here.
446
00:14:45,328 --> 00:14:46,981
- Where'd you guys meet?
- The club.
447
00:14:47,025 --> 00:14:48,548
Deion was a bouncer,
448
00:14:48,592 --> 00:14:51,421
and I told him I wanted
him to bounce on me.
449
00:14:51,464 --> 00:14:52,770
Oh, what is that?
450
00:14:52,813 --> 00:14:54,075
Is she rubbing on his mic?
451
00:14:54,119 --> 00:14:55,816
The mic that was taped to his chest?
452
00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:57,296
You should feel these.
453
00:14:57,340 --> 00:14:58,993
They're like two baseball bases.
454
00:14:59,037 --> 00:15:00,517
Make 'em pop, daddy.
455
00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:01,953
Daddy's not sure this is the time.
456
00:15:01,996 --> 00:15:03,081
Do it, daddy!
457
00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:05,422
Ooh, ow! Ooh, ow!
458
00:15:05,652 --> 00:15:07,328
Get your hands off her, pervert!
459
00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:09,000
Judy! Judy! I tried to stop him.
460
00:15:09,036 --> 00:15:10,396
That's my baby sister you're caressing.
461
00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:13,147
What? How can I caress her with my pecs?
462
00:15:13,183 --> 00:15:14,615
Look at those things. They got thumbs.
463
00:15:14,651 --> 00:15:16,708
Guys, guys, stop! Where is Dallas?
464
00:15:16,744 --> 00:15:18,372
I think he got spooked and ran away.
465
00:15:18,408 --> 00:15:19,666
Good job, Doug Judy.
466
00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:21,842
You just cost your sister
a chance at a reduced sentence.
467
00:15:21,886 --> 00:15:24,889
Oh, no! Why is my tone so playful?
468
00:15:24,932 --> 00:15:26,673
Why is there a twinkle in my eye?
469
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:33,027
Because I just found our
1961 Ferrari 250GT California.
470
00:15:33,071 --> 00:15:34,464
Oh, ho, ho!
471
00:15:34,507 --> 00:15:36,553
Ladies and gents and pervert Terry,
472
00:15:36,596 --> 00:15:38,163
we are in business.
473
00:15:38,206 --> 00:15:40,513
Sorry, Sarge, I got caught up
in the moment there.
474
00:15:40,557 --> 00:15:42,385
- _
- Guys, I threw up.
475
00:15:42,428 --> 00:15:43,864
Oh, man, it's over.
476
00:15:43,908 --> 00:15:45,518
- We need a miracle.
- I'm here.
477
00:15:45,562 --> 00:15:47,162
Captain Holt! How are you here?
478
00:15:47,198 --> 00:15:48,695
You called me.
You didn't stop calling me.
479
00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:50,784
I didn't call you. Look.
480
00:15:50,828 --> 00:15:52,612
You left 17 voicemails.
481
00:15:52,656 --> 00:15:53,874
Here's one.
482
00:15:53,918 --> 00:15:56,351
Holt! You got to come save us.
483
00:15:56,387 --> 00:15:57,704
We need a lie to get you here.
484
00:15:57,748 --> 00:15:58,879
Charles, what should I say?
485
00:15:58,923 --> 00:16:00,446
That I got shot in the face.
486
00:16:00,490 --> 00:16:02,379
Ooh, and tell him to bring pizza.
487
00:16:02,415 --> 00:16:04,025
Whoo! Crampon Holt!
488
00:16:04,061 --> 00:16:05,236
We're losing.
489
00:16:05,272 --> 00:16:07,018
- Yeah!
- Why are you dancing?
490
00:16:07,061 --> 00:16:08,846
Oh, I was up to nine-drink Amy,
491
00:16:08,889 --> 00:16:10,674
who speaks French,
492
00:16:10,717 --> 00:16:12,249
and then I hurl...
493
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:14,852
I hurl... hurled.
494
00:16:14,895 --> 00:16:16,723
What she's trying to say
is that she vomited,
495
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:18,551
and now she's back down
to three-drink Amy,
496
00:16:18,595 --> 00:16:19,683
or Amy Dance Pants.
497
00:16:19,726 --> 00:16:20,793
You know it.
498
00:16:21,583 --> 00:16:22,816
My God.
499
00:16:22,860 --> 00:16:24,818
Hitchcock, are you the only
person still making sense?
500
00:16:24,862 --> 00:16:26,559
Yeah. It's bad.
501
00:16:26,797 --> 00:16:29,234
So are you gonna make us
give up, Clappin?
502
00:16:29,331 --> 00:16:30,737
Or are you here to tell us to stop?
503
00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:32,391
No, I'm here to help you win.
504
00:16:32,427 --> 00:16:34,394
What is happening? Why is this?
505
00:16:34,430 --> 00:16:35,873
It's something you said
on one of your voicemails,
506
00:16:35,916 --> 00:16:37,657
after you had sung
the entirety of a song
507
00:16:37,693 --> 00:16:39,600
called "Shake Whatcha Mama Gave Ya."
508
00:16:39,636 --> 00:16:41,289
You thought you had hung up,
but you hadn't.
509
00:16:41,441 --> 00:16:44,882
Anyway, bye-bye.
What am I doing calling him?
510
00:16:44,925 --> 00:16:47,537
He doesn't care about us
or what we want.
511
00:16:47,580 --> 00:16:49,408
When I heard that,
I was shaken to my core.
512
00:16:49,666 --> 00:16:51,319
I thought this bar was beneath me,
513
00:16:51,355 --> 00:16:53,760
but what was actually beneath
me was my own behavior.
514
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:55,762
- I had turned my back on...
- Holt!
515
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:57,460
We do not have time for this.
516
00:16:57,503 --> 00:16:58,939
Just drinky, drinky!
517
00:16:58,983 --> 00:17:03,422
Hank, bring me a Charbonnay.
518
00:17:04,089 --> 00:17:06,504
All right, Stefano should
be here any minute.
519
00:17:06,556 --> 00:17:07,992
I just want to thank you guys
so much for helping me.
520
00:17:08,035 --> 00:17:09,515
I don't deserve your kindness.
521
00:17:09,559 --> 00:17:10,951
Hey, don't be so hard on yourself.
522
00:17:10,995 --> 00:17:12,823
We all make bad decisions
when we're younger.
523
00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:14,825
- I was once in a flash mob.
- Ew.
524
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:16,286
Something's off about this.
525
00:17:16,322 --> 00:17:17,741
I don't like leaving Judy
out there alone.
526
00:17:17,784 --> 00:17:19,271
Relax, we have a tracker on the car,
527
00:17:19,307 --> 00:17:20,613
a tracker on Doug Judy,
528
00:17:20,657 --> 00:17:22,746
and ESU has the entire area surrounded.
529
00:17:22,789 --> 00:17:24,617
- It's gonna be fine.
- We got movement.
530
00:17:24,661 --> 00:17:26,619
Okay, everyone, to your positions.
531
00:17:26,663 --> 00:17:27,881
On my signal.
532
00:17:27,925 --> 00:17:30,308
Hold. Hold.
533
00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:32,233
Hold.
534
00:17:32,428 --> 00:17:34,082
Sorry, I started holding too soon.
535
00:17:34,118 --> 00:17:35,976
Let's start over. Hold.
536
00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:37,674
Hold.
537
00:17:37,717 --> 00:17:39,197
And...
538
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:43,658
Everyone, stop holding! Go, go, go, go!
539
00:17:44,508 --> 00:17:46,151
Where is he? Where is he?
540
00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:48,120
Got him. They got Stefano.
541
00:17:48,163 --> 00:17:50,252
No, not Stefano. The Pontiac Bandit.
542
00:17:50,296 --> 00:17:52,080
- Where is...
- Doug Judy here.
543
00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:53,578
Y'all see that car blow up?
544
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:55,456
Yeah, we did. Why did you do that?
545
00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:56,690
You think I did that?
546
00:17:56,726 --> 00:17:58,086
Doug Judy does not work with fire.
547
00:17:58,130 --> 00:17:59,740
Yeah, he's like the Hound
from "Game of Thrones."
548
00:17:59,784 --> 00:18:02,102
I am like the Hound. And you're my Arya.
549
00:18:02,138 --> 00:18:03,309
- Right?
- Guys!
550
00:18:03,352 --> 00:18:05,790
If Doug Judy didn't blow up
the car, who did?
551
00:18:07,799 --> 00:18:09,663
Trudy Judy.
552
00:18:10,431 --> 00:18:11,431
_
553
00:18:14,146 --> 00:18:16,627
Damn, sir, you took
that Charbonnay to the house.
554
00:18:16,670 --> 00:18:18,455
- How you feeling?
- Let me take stock.
555
00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:20,282
My equilibrium is askew,
556
00:18:20,326 --> 00:18:22,459
my vision is partially impaired,
557
00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:24,286
and I'm clearly slurring my words.
558
00:18:24,330 --> 00:18:26,375
To put a fine point on it,
your boy is turnt.
559
00:18:26,419 --> 00:18:28,799
Well, well, well,
there's only a minute left,
560
00:18:28,835 --> 00:18:30,467
and you are six bucks down.
561
00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:31,729
I don't think you guys
are gonna make it.
562
00:18:31,937 --> 00:18:33,132
Hank, another Charb.
563
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,472
This one's hot.
It was sitting on the radiator.
564
00:18:40,651 --> 00:18:42,740
- He's never gonna make it.
- Yes, he will.
565
00:18:42,783 --> 00:18:45,612
Just don't breathe.
Let the liquid into your lungs.
566
00:18:47,935 --> 00:18:51,792
Five, four, three, two...
567
00:18:51,836 --> 00:18:53,315
Closing time! Cops win!
568
00:18:57,276 --> 00:19:00,714
All right, fine, the bar is yours.
569
00:19:00,758 --> 00:19:04,352
But we're keeping this!
570
00:19:04,388 --> 00:19:05,545
Come on.
571
00:19:05,589 --> 00:19:07,591
Before we all go home and pass out,
572
00:19:07,634 --> 00:19:10,550
I want to say how sorry I am
that I deserted you earlier.
573
00:19:10,594 --> 00:19:13,597
I want you to know that I care
about you all so very much,
574
00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:14,902
each and every one of you.
575
00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:17,726
Boyle, Santiago, Diaz, Hitchcock, Scu...
576
00:19:20,473 --> 00:19:22,475
All right, I have officers
looking for her.
577
00:19:22,519 --> 00:19:24,259
She was on foot.
She couldn't have gone far.
578
00:19:24,303 --> 00:19:26,392
This is her.
579
00:19:26,435 --> 00:19:28,568
- Where are you, Trudy?
- In the wind, Dougie.
580
00:19:28,612 --> 00:19:30,527
Okay, that's a cool thing to
say, but what are you doing?
581
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:31,745
They were gonna reduce your charges.
582
00:19:31,789 --> 00:19:33,442
Reduced charges are still charges,
583
00:19:33,486 --> 00:19:34,835
and I can't go to prison.
584
00:19:34,879 --> 00:19:37,882
There are no dudes there,
and I need to smush!
585
00:19:37,925 --> 00:19:39,536
- Trudy!
- Oh, grow up, Doug.
586
00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:41,538
I'm an adult woman
who's horny all the time.
587
00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:43,801
- What is going on?
- Oh, are you judging me, ho?
588
00:19:43,844 --> 00:19:45,367
Trudy, running from
the cops is a felony.
589
00:19:45,411 --> 00:19:46,803
That means no more nursing school.
590
00:19:46,839 --> 00:19:48,014
Good. It sucked.
591
00:19:48,050 --> 00:19:49,245
I only went to, like, one class.
592
00:19:49,281 --> 00:19:50,799
- What?
- It was boring as hell.
593
00:19:50,835 --> 00:19:52,818
So then I started
running Internet scams.
594
00:19:52,854 --> 00:19:54,072
Then there was identity theft.
595
00:19:54,108 --> 00:19:55,464
I was Queen Latifah for a bit.
596
00:19:55,508 --> 00:19:57,379
Then Lil' Kim. That was less believable.
597
00:19:57,423 --> 00:19:59,947
But then I found your old notebooks.
598
00:19:59,991 --> 00:20:02,515
How come you never told me
how much fun car thieving is?
599
00:20:02,559 --> 00:20:04,378
Because I didn't want you
to fall in love with it.
600
00:20:04,414 --> 00:20:05,698
Wait, I'm confused.
601
00:20:05,734 --> 00:20:07,259
When did you put the
bomb in the Ferrari?
602
00:20:07,302 --> 00:20:08,782
I didn't do it. Dallas did.
603
00:20:08,826 --> 00:20:11,248
And Dallas isn't some
criminal I'm afraid of.
604
00:20:11,284 --> 00:20:13,199
He's my employee. Say what's up, Dallas.
605
00:20:13,235 --> 00:20:14,962
- Wassup?
- Named after a city.
606
00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:16,573
The hard part was trying to figure out
607
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:18,267
how to tell him my plan,
so then I came up
608
00:20:18,303 --> 00:20:19,532
with that whole boyfriend thing,
609
00:20:19,576 --> 00:20:21,273
because I needed a distraction.
610
00:20:21,316 --> 00:20:23,014
I knew you'd rush in,
all weird and old-fashioned,
611
00:20:23,057 --> 00:20:24,581
try to protect my honor.
612
00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:26,757
How can I caress her with my pecs?
613
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,585
Look at those things. They got thumbs.
614
00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:30,238
I don't need you to protect me, Doug.
615
00:20:30,282 --> 00:20:31,457
You're my baby sister.
616
00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:32,719
I got to look out for you.
617
00:20:32,763 --> 00:20:35,026
That's so sweet, and also dumb.
618
00:20:35,350 --> 00:20:37,091
I'll see you at Christmas, sucker!
619
00:20:37,127 --> 00:20:38,638
I love you, big bro.
620
00:20:38,682 --> 00:20:39,757
Trudy!
621
00:20:40,165 --> 00:20:42,468
Man, I am gutted. This is awful.
622
00:20:42,511 --> 00:20:44,383
Is this how you feel
every time I trick you?
623
00:20:44,419 --> 00:20:46,102
Pretty much. Yeah, it always hurts.
624
00:20:46,138 --> 00:20:47,340
Wow, I'm sorry, man.
625
00:20:47,376 --> 00:20:48,777
It must be really hard
to hang out with me.
626
00:20:48,813 --> 00:20:50,781
Well, it's a tough relationship,
but it's exciting.
627
00:20:50,824 --> 00:20:52,633
Hey, Doug, I'm sorry
for not trusting you.
628
00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:54,216
Turns out you had
nothing to do with this.
629
00:20:54,252 --> 00:20:56,787
Oh, so you admit people can change.
630
00:20:56,830 --> 00:20:59,528
Yes. Bruce Banner's pants
and shirt were correct.
631
00:20:59,572 --> 00:21:01,008
You know what this means, right?
632
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:02,905
6,203.
633
00:21:02,941 --> 00:21:04,925
6,204.
634
00:21:04,969 --> 00:21:06,753
I am so glad I lost this bet.
635
00:21:06,797 --> 00:21:08,625
I never find time for things I enjoy.
636
00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:09,886
This is so unsatisfying.
637
00:21:09,922 --> 00:21:11,162
You're not even sweating.
638
00:21:11,198 --> 00:21:12,766
It's too easy. Get on my back, Jake.
639
00:21:12,802 --> 00:21:14,219
- No, I'm not...
- Get on my back, Jake!
640
00:21:14,255 --> 00:21:15,778
Coming, strong man!
641
00:21:16,937 --> 00:21:20,937
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