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Subs by itchyeyes
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This is Houston,
we're about to lose radio contact.
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This is Houston,
we're about to lose radio contact.
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This is Houston,
we're about to lose radio contact.
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This is Houston,
we're about to lose radio contact.
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Wake up.
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Wake up.
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- Wake up!
- Wot?
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- I can't sleep.
- For fuck's sake.
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We've lost communication now,
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if I can't communicate
with people I love...
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what does that mean?
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Peace and quiet?
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Do I exist?
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- O my God
- Do you believe in God?
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For fuck's sake wot time is it?
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Are we going to crash into the sun?
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Probably.
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Like Icarus.
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Uh no,
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Icarus' downfall was due to hubris.
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Wot?
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Excessive pride.
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I wonder what my downfall is?
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Being a dick.
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Are you making a video?
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No.
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I can see the laptop screen...
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Get to bed.
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You looked like death
warmed up, earlier.
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Marion, have you looked
in the mirror lately?
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Stay out of this, Mum.
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There's a hair on your chin
I could swing on.
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What you lookin'?
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Oh, fuckin' 'ell!
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Ahh
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Anna!
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Get out!
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I'm late!
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I don't care!
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Didn't you used to live in a commune?
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Yeah, but we didn't shower together!
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Anna!
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Ohhh my God!
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Is it too much to ask for you to get
dressed before you leave the house?
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I haven't left the house.
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If you two don't get out
of here in five seconds...
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I will pull back this curtain.
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Oh my God, what is that?
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Mom!
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Five...
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Four...
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There is post for you.
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Three...
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I don't care.
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Two...
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Can we have a chat about
your birthday tonight, please?
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One!
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Oh my God, Mom!
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♪ It is said ♪
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♪ That you cannot be found ♪
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♪ Under rocks or broken skull ♪
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♪ I will lay down ♪
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♪ I will lay down ♪
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♪ I can be found ♪
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♪ beneath the rose ♪
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♪ beneath the rose ♪
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♪ Alone ♪
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♪ Safe to say ♪
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♪ That I'll never be found ♪
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♪ Broken bones holding loose ♪
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♪ You will be crowned ♪
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♪ You will be crowned ♪
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♪ Queen of all ♪
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♪ you have found ♪
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♪ you have found ♪
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♪ Alone ♪
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Sorry!
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You look like you're lactating.
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Need to be avin' sex for that.
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Is work interfering with
Maggie's sun-tanning regime?
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Don't ask... she phoned me at half-seven
to tell me about her fungal infection
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This is not the week for her
to be off sick.
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Wots with "moles"?
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Alfy said she wants to keep a record of
how many new ones comin' up each day.
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Why?
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Somethin' about old people trippin' over.
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'Scuse me, ladies...
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I've just found this outside.
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Sometimes I wish the
suffragettes hadn't bothered.
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Hiya!
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Hiya.
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You're runnin' a bit late for
work aren't ya?
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My boss is away this week,
I've got the office to myself.
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Ah, you lucky git.
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Ta.
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I've got somethin' for you.
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Shit!
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Ah.
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It had arms and a face.
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Oh.
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I was gonna text a photo to you
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but I thought if it was just a photo
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you wouldn't believe it,
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I could've just googled it.
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So I thought I'd bring it to you
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but now I'm just standing here holding
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what looks like an old man's dick.
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How's the book goin'?
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Yeah, it's good.
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What's it about again?
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It's about a cat who goes away
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and then...
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they think, "Where's the cat gone?"
but the cat
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Are you the cat?
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No, I'm not the cat.
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Have you been washin' up?
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Got a wet bra on.
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I thought you dip 'em in your tea.
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Domain is due to Expire
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Domain is due to Expire
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Ladies and gentlemen...
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Who are we?
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Let's start at the very beginning.
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Billy and Anna are twins
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who grew up in the
arse end of nowhere.
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Yorkshire!
Yorkshire!
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They spent their days as any
radicals on the fringes of society would...
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Dressing up as TV detectives
from the 1970s.
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And imagining they were in the "A Team".
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In 1972, a crack commando unit was
sent to prison by a military court.
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It was a happy time
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where dreams of the future were forged.
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As far back as I can remember
I always wanted to be
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Give me a break!
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As far back as I can remember
I always wanted to be
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You gotta be kiddin'
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As far back as I can remember
I always wanted to
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After narrowly avoiding being beaten up
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their Nan explained a painful home truth...
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"It's a thin line between being
a maverick artistic genius..."
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David Hasselhoff
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"...and just some asshole
that everyone finds annoying." Bono
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Astonished by the insight of this advice
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the twins forged a creative
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- vision to help others.
- Anna!
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And thus... "How to Live..."
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Stick the kettle on.
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Do you know what
happened to the microwave?
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No.
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Whose is that?
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Here she is now.
Anna, this is my new hairdresser...
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Luke.
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She didn't always look this bedraggled.
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Ah, I think you look great.
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Clearly blind Luke, I've still got spots
and I'm starting getting gray hair as well.
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Sorry.
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Don't be like that,
don't walk off.
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It's...
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He's come to give you a nice haircut.
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That's brilliant, Mum, but I'm busy.
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Sorry, Luke.
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Anna!
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You're being rude.
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Got work to do!
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Wha, what are you busy doing Anna? I hope
you're not making them bloody film videos.
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I'm not.
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You look like a homeless teenager.
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Should have a dog and
a piece of string.
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Some men like women who
haven't made an effort.
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You don't look like you
haven't made an effort...
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you look like
you can't afford to.
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You want to have a go at me as well?
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What do you think about my haircut?
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Shit, right?
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Mmm, it's not as bad as the one that's
immortalized in your passport
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where your gender's in question.
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Anna!
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I'm actually trying to do something
constructive for your welfare.
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Bon Jovi's still here.
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Don't shut the door on me
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we've not finished.
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Anna.
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Anna... just come and have a cup o' tea.
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I'm workin'.
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Oh yeah.
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Mum!
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Mum!
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Calm down, Marion.
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Don't tell me to calm down,
this can't go on!
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Why not?
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18 months in a shed is too much.
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Says who?
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Let's not row now, please.
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You said you'd be out by now.
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I didn't, you decided I would be.
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You need to get on with things, Anna,
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you're going to be 30 next week.
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Get on with what, get a new boyfriend?
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Well, yeah!
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If it stops you moping about
making them bloody film videos
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I'm not moping.
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Hang on, Marion
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Oh fine, you talk to her.
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Anna...
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What your Mum's trying to say
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It's not normal
livin' in my shed at your age.
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Well, you live with your Mum
and you're well old.
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She just means it's time you
started doing things again, Sweetheart.
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You can move into the house.
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I'm not doin' that.
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Look...
Let's start again.
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What you Mum means is
you're not really livin' right now.
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I mean...
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when I was your age
I woulds't have an adventure.
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Oh geez,
she doesn't need a bloody adventure.
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Anna, you need to move on, I...
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I think we need to get you
a nice flat nearby.
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- Good luck with that.
- I mean it.
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I want you out of that shed
by your birthday. This ends now!
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(Luke clears throat)
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Do you...? ummm...
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want me to look at your hair?
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Password Incorrect
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Password Incorrect
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Password Incorrect
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♪ And you lost sight on me ♪
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♪ Whilst the wind it blows so holy ♪
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♪ As if I disappeared ♪
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♪ To thin, breathless air, ♪
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♪ Drinking, bittersweet ♪
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♪ And sometimes it seems ♪
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♪ That you lost sight ♪
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♪ on me ♪
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Anna, are you up?
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Anna?
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I was thinkin'...
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uh...
should we go to a show for your birthday?
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(? garbled ?) at the Civic.
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Could be fun.
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Well we should book it now if you fancy it
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and maybe to a restaurant
or something af...
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Anna.
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No.
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It's still your birthday you know.
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Were you up all night watching
"Grease" on the telly?
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No.
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Were you?
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My mom had it on.
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Oh aye.
My Mum had it on.
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She did!
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Have you seen "Grease"?
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Yeah.
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At the end of the film...
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He turns up in a white coat
like dressed like her...
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and she turns up in black...
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dressed like him.
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And they look at each other.
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And then...
He just takes of his coat
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like yeah, we'll dress like me then.
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There's not even a discussion like maybe
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they could dress like her !
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Like I know it's the 50s
but that is everyday sexism gone mad.
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That's 21.
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How'd you know that?
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I like counting.
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If we were ancient greeks
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I'd be like Apollo, like all rational and
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and ordered
and a bit anal about everything
270
00:16:51,269 --> 00:16:52,269
but you would be like...
271
00:16:53,356 --> 00:16:55,649
exciting and arty like Dionysus.
272
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,000
Huh.
273
00:16:57,681 --> 00:16:59,155
Dionysus is the good one.
274
00:17:00,464 --> 00:17:02,264
Most people want to be Dionysus.
275
00:17:03,687 --> 00:17:04,687
Bye.
276
00:17:08,589 --> 00:17:11,373
- Alice, you did Classics right?
- Yeah.
277
00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:12,669
Who were Dionysi?
278
00:17:12,693 --> 00:17:16,611
You're a sex-obsessed (? pisser ?). You
shouldn't personify the moles, you know.
279
00:17:17,730 --> 00:17:19,245
Hello Kid's Club.
280
00:17:36,261 --> 00:17:37,394
Take the hat off.
281
00:17:38,586 --> 00:17:40,710
We need to take the hat off, Darling.
282
00:17:53,607 --> 00:17:56,274
Please do not use the oars as weapons.
283
00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:59,510
I repeat. Do not use the oars as weapons.
284
00:18:00,695 --> 00:18:02,455
(? Tom ?) you little shit
you're driving me mad.
285
00:18:02,479 --> 00:18:03,739
The mikes still on!
286
00:18:45,745 --> 00:18:46,745
Fuckin' hell!
287
00:18:47,734 --> 00:18:49,200
You tryin' to kill me?
288
00:19:05,933 --> 00:19:07,862
Marion, have you got my cup of tea?
289
00:19:10,522 --> 00:19:11,522
Marion?
290
00:19:12,748 --> 00:19:15,215
It's next door's daughter
and her little boy.
291
00:19:17,041 --> 00:19:19,307
I guess that means there's not long now.
292
00:20:30,036 --> 00:20:32,167
(Renew Automatically)
293
00:20:34,515 --> 00:20:36,608
(Thanks for renewing your website, Billy!)
294
00:20:52,824 --> 00:20:54,316
Taadaa!
295
00:20:56,771 --> 00:20:57,698
Hi!
296
00:20:57,722 --> 00:20:58,885
When did you get back?
297
00:20:59,389 --> 00:21:00,389
Yesterday.
298
00:21:01,674 --> 00:21:03,817
Got to wait to two weeks for
my flat so I'd come home.
299
00:21:04,190 --> 00:21:06,708
Get my sister to do my washing.
Show off my tan.
300
00:21:07,148 --> 00:21:08,078
How are you feelin'?
301
00:21:08,102 --> 00:21:10,146
Yeah, good!
Bit jet-lagged.
302
00:21:10,645 --> 00:21:13,729
Menstruating like a walrus but...
nothin' new there.
303
00:21:14,168 --> 00:21:15,844
Fuckin' hell you livin' in here?
304
00:21:16,838 --> 00:21:18,245
Yeah, I just needed some space.
305
00:21:18,783 --> 00:21:20,333
There's not a lot of space in here!
306
00:21:22,137 --> 00:21:24,980
My God, do you remember when you, me,
and Billy used to make dens in here?
307
00:21:25,004 --> 00:21:27,743
and your Mum would turn off the electricity
to get us to go in for our tea?
308
00:21:34,721 --> 00:21:36,656
God it's so weird being back.
309
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:38,080
Can't get used to it.
310
00:21:38,260 --> 00:21:39,931
It's being in the sun every day...
311
00:21:39,955 --> 00:21:42,824
I've been really good about
wearing suncream though so...
312
00:21:42,848 --> 00:21:44,501
I don't think I've got any skin damage.
313
00:21:48,586 --> 00:21:50,422
Hi, Patrick.
How are you?
314
00:21:51,313 --> 00:21:53,501
Yeah, you're right, I have lost weight.
315
00:21:55,952 --> 00:21:56,952
So...
316
00:21:56,965 --> 00:21:59,613
I've got something for you.
317
00:22:04,198 --> 00:22:06,167
You're gonna be 30!
318
00:22:09,076 --> 00:22:10,076
What we gonna do for it then?
319
00:22:10,469 --> 00:22:11,289
Nuthin'.
320
00:22:11,301 --> 00:22:13,167
Awww, we gotta do somethin'.
321
00:22:13,285 --> 00:22:14,314
Why?
322
00:22:14,338 --> 00:22:17,871
Alright, why don't we have a...
Happy Unbirthday Night.
323
00:22:18,721 --> 00:22:19,721
It'd be fun!
324
00:22:23,359 --> 00:22:24,793
You still making your video?
325
00:22:25,881 --> 00:22:28,141
Ah no, I just needed to renew the domain.
326
00:22:31,389 --> 00:22:32,390
Do wanna watch "Rocky"?
327
00:22:32,414 --> 00:22:33,540
Oh, yes!
328
00:22:39,479 --> 00:22:41,012
I've got it downloaded.
329
00:22:42,892 --> 00:22:43,837
I've missed ya.
330
00:22:43,861 --> 00:22:44,861
I missed you.
331
00:23:46,553 --> 00:23:47,753
In a minute.
332
00:23:59,691 --> 00:24:00,691
Hi!
333
00:24:01,207 --> 00:24:02,207
You okay?
334
00:24:02,994 --> 00:24:04,579
- Yeah!
- Your Mum came to the office.
335
00:24:04,940 --> 00:24:05,928
You lookin' for a flat?
336
00:24:05,952 --> 00:24:07,928
O God, my Mum can just fuck off!
337
00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:10,531
I like your badges.
338
00:24:11,467 --> 00:24:12,667
The green one for?
339
00:24:13,128 --> 00:24:14,000
I dunno.
340
00:24:14,024 --> 00:24:16,523
I think we should get badges for
Adult Life Skills...
341
00:24:16,843 --> 00:24:17,911
You know like...
342
00:24:17,935 --> 00:24:19,556
changing a car tire or...
343
00:24:19,580 --> 00:24:20,580
or sewing...
344
00:24:21,035 --> 00:24:23,079
or sending something back
in a restaurant.
345
00:24:24,705 --> 00:24:25,705
Or knitting.
346
00:24:29,784 --> 00:24:31,299
- Is that Brendan Mayer?
- Yeah.
347
00:24:31,649 --> 00:24:34,532
- So when did he move back?
- He's come back to write his masterpiece.
348
00:24:34,757 --> 00:24:36,257
What the hell you wearin'?
349
00:24:39,869 --> 00:24:41,336
Are you lookin' for faces?
350
00:24:42,075 --> 00:24:43,075
Yeah.
351
00:24:43,829 --> 00:24:46,095
You're very good at spottin' them.
352
00:24:46,867 --> 00:24:48,219
Maybe you could get a
badge for looking for faces
353
00:24:48,243 --> 00:24:50,343
Show us your lunch box, Linford!
354
00:24:52,188 --> 00:24:53,362
Hi, Brendan!
355
00:24:53,751 --> 00:24:55,018
How ya doin' ya big sexy beast?
356
00:24:55,419 --> 00:24:58,473
Your buttocks are like
glistening orbs in the morning dew.
357
00:24:59,482 --> 00:25:02,095
Sorry but interrupting is my attempt
to objectifying you.
358
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:03,953
You do realize Anna's havin'
a piss right now don't ya?.
359
00:25:04,105 --> 00:25:05,105
Can ya not see the steam?
360
00:25:05,557 --> 00:25:07,915
- Ahh God!
- Yeah, maybe give her a tissue or a wet wipe.
361
00:25:08,272 --> 00:25:09,132
(? garbled ?)
362
00:25:09,156 --> 00:25:12,660
I'm so sorry, I'm sorry,
I, so sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
363
00:25:12,915 --> 00:25:13,915
In fact,
364
00:25:14,110 --> 00:25:16,249
There are other nettles down there
so be careful there.
365
00:25:16,405 --> 00:25:18,967
You do not want a nettle on your fanny.
366
00:25:22,932 --> 00:25:23,932
You're a bully.
367
00:25:24,053 --> 00:25:25,192
Does he still love the Spice Girls?
368
00:25:25,216 --> 00:25:26,316
Ah, leave him alone.
369
00:25:27,030 --> 00:25:28,878
He's a lot taller than I remember,
370
00:25:29,074 --> 00:25:30,633
not that actually means anything.
371
00:25:30,989 --> 00:25:33,045
I googled this after a very
disappointing encounter
372
00:25:33,069 --> 00:25:34,766
with a basketball
player in Koh Samui.
373
00:25:35,297 --> 00:25:38,785
Apparently it has nothing to do with
height, or feet, or anything like that.
374
00:25:39,227 --> 00:25:40,716
There were these guys,
Korean guys,
375
00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:42,055
and basically they measured them
376
00:25:42,079 --> 00:25:43,704
and they found out it's all
to do with the
377
00:25:44,068 --> 00:25:45,363
second and fourth digit?
378
00:25:45,528 --> 00:25:47,407
So the key is look at a guy's hand.
379
00:25:47,784 --> 00:25:48,851
You need to listen to me.
380
00:25:49,241 --> 00:25:50,098
Wait!
381
00:25:50,122 --> 00:25:52,584
You need to listen otherwise
you're gonna end up with some nice guy
382
00:25:52,608 --> 00:25:56,099
whose got a broad digital ratio
and your vagina's never gonna forgive ya.
383
00:25:56,888 --> 00:25:59,220
So you've already bumped
into the prodigal one?
384
00:26:00,175 --> 00:26:01,458
Hey, what are ya doin' 'ere?
385
00:26:01,753 --> 00:26:02,653
Ummm
386
00:26:02,677 --> 00:26:03,677
Savin' the day!
387
00:26:04,326 --> 00:26:06,280
I'm helpin' her out with the kid's company
while Maggie's off.
388
00:26:06,304 --> 00:26:07,811
So you've dressed accordingly?
389
00:26:08,435 --> 00:26:09,303
Yes.
390
00:26:09,327 --> 00:26:11,295
That's just not appropriate footwear.
391
00:26:11,684 --> 00:26:13,218
Wot? I'm Miss Scarlett.
392
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:15,625
This is my contempory interpretation.
393
00:26:15,933 --> 00:26:18,110
I'm getting into my part
Stanislavski style.
394
00:26:18,518 --> 00:26:20,651
Do you think Stanislavski wore porn shoes?
395
00:26:20,834 --> 00:26:23,089
Uhh, they're your porn shoes.
396
00:26:24,035 --> 00:26:25,550
Oh fuck!
397
00:26:26,116 --> 00:26:27,116
Hang on!
398
00:26:27,758 --> 00:26:29,758
I need you to play the victim.
399
00:26:29,894 --> 00:26:31,335
- Wot?!
- Ha ha!
400
00:26:33,905 --> 00:26:35,050
So you snog anyone then?
401
00:26:35,810 --> 00:26:36,810
Only in a mirror.
402
00:26:36,953 --> 00:26:38,705
Maybe you should become a lesbian.
403
00:26:39,028 --> 00:26:40,762
That sash quite suits you.
404
00:26:41,791 --> 00:26:43,257
D'ya know what I just think?
405
00:26:44,087 --> 00:26:46,261
You need to get 'bout more in
touch with yourself.
406
00:26:46,769 --> 00:26:48,490
- You know what, try Yoga,
- Ugh.
407
00:26:48,514 --> 00:26:49,836
- ...meditate, and honestly
- Stop.
408
00:26:49,860 --> 00:26:52,098
- ...when I was on this island
- No. No, no, no, no, no, no, you promised
409
00:26:52,122 --> 00:26:54,366
that when you came back
you wouldn't be a wanker.
410
00:26:55,133 --> 00:26:55,802
Well...
411
00:26:56,038 --> 00:26:57,918
should've come with me like
you were supposed to.
412
00:26:58,422 --> 00:27:00,222
Then you'd be a wanker too.
413
00:27:00,853 --> 00:27:02,068
That doesn't make any sense.
414
00:27:02,092 --> 00:27:03,723
Ahhh, this is takin' ages.
415
00:27:04,156 --> 00:27:06,047
Cuz you're such a fat, fuckin', bitch!
416
00:27:06,071 --> 00:27:07,071
Come on!
417
00:27:16,592 --> 00:27:17,592
Look!
418
00:27:18,301 --> 00:27:19,301
C'mon.
419
00:27:20,342 --> 00:27:21,342
Right!
420
00:27:21,555 --> 00:27:23,508
I want ya... to survey
421
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:25,200
the scene.
422
00:27:26,750 --> 00:27:27,750
Somethin'...
423
00:27:28,053 --> 00:27:29,053
is wrong.
424
00:27:29,547 --> 00:27:31,125
Things... don't add up.
425
00:27:32,024 --> 00:27:33,225
Look at the people.
426
00:27:33,249 --> 00:27:34,650
How are they behavin'?
427
00:27:34,674 --> 00:27:36,074
What are they hidin'?
428
00:27:36,405 --> 00:27:37,406
How...
429
00:27:37,430 --> 00:27:39,235
do they give themselves away?
430
00:27:39,886 --> 00:27:41,743
She's alive, case solved.
431
00:27:42,423 --> 00:27:43,557
It's only a game.
432
00:27:43,671 --> 00:27:44,671
A rubbish one.
433
00:27:45,190 --> 00:27:46,229
Right!
434
00:27:46,253 --> 00:27:48,787
Let's go and interview Miss Scarlett!
435
00:27:49,074 --> 00:27:50,275
Then we're gonna look
436
00:27:50,299 --> 00:27:52,844
at a capsule of information
about the victim.
437
00:27:53,109 --> 00:27:53,785
Come on!
438
00:27:53,809 --> 00:27:55,091
You look like Clint Eastwood.
439
00:27:55,115 --> 00:27:56,390
My name is Clint.
440
00:27:56,985 --> 00:27:58,185
Hmmm, very funny.
441
00:27:58,914 --> 00:27:59,863
Why?
442
00:27:59,887 --> 00:28:00,888
You're serious?
443
00:28:00,912 --> 00:28:01,693
Yeah.
444
00:28:01,717 --> 00:28:04,698
My dad is a cowboy,
blows buildings up with dynamite.
445
00:28:05,628 --> 00:28:06,914
What? Like a re-enacter?
446
00:28:06,938 --> 00:28:09,174
Yeah, and that's what I wanna do
when I grow up.
447
00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:19,428
D'ya wanna see the fastest
gunslinger in the West?
448
00:28:22,806 --> 00:28:23,806
See it?
449
00:28:24,110 --> 00:28:25,201
You didn't do it.
450
00:28:25,432 --> 00:28:26,998
Yeah, I know, it's a joke.
451
00:28:27,247 --> 00:28:28,247
It's not funny.
452
00:28:30,234 --> 00:28:31,234
One.
453
00:28:31,492 --> 00:28:32,203
Four.
454
00:28:32,227 --> 00:28:33,227
Two.
455
00:28:33,406 --> 00:28:34,745
- Four.
- Three.
456
00:28:35,246 --> 00:28:36,246
Four.
457
00:28:36,498 --> 00:28:37,305
Four.
458
00:28:37,329 --> 00:28:38,329
Four.
459
00:28:39,653 --> 00:28:40,938
- Six.
- Four.
460
00:28:41,865 --> 00:28:43,524
- Four. Four. Four.
- Fourteen.
461
00:29:04,341 --> 00:29:06,457
Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh my God,
Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh my God,
462
00:29:06,481 --> 00:29:07,482
Wot the fuck's up with you?
463
00:29:07,506 --> 00:29:08,436
We're gonna hit the sun.
464
00:29:08,460 --> 00:29:09,670
Fuckin' hell.
465
00:29:09,694 --> 00:29:11,358
You need to read "On the Beach".
466
00:29:11,382 --> 00:29:12,258
That sounds nice.
467
00:29:12,282 --> 00:29:15,364
It's the story about some people waitin'
for the arrival of a deadly radiation.
468
00:29:15,388 --> 00:29:17,464
- Wot?
- And how they deal with their impending death.
469
00:29:17,488 --> 00:29:18,012
Oh my God.
470
00:29:18,036 --> 00:29:20,370
They just went on picnics and
did gardening and stuff.
471
00:29:20,394 --> 00:29:23,112
- Wot?!
- Basically, you need a goal... like Rocky.
472
00:29:23,136 --> 00:29:25,117
- Oh my God.
- Rocky trains to win a fight,
473
00:29:25,141 --> 00:29:26,659
and in doing it he regains self respect,
474
00:29:26,683 --> 00:29:28,529
and makes peace with
the person he'll never become.
475
00:29:28,553 --> 00:29:29,828
Adrian says that in "Rocky 3".
476
00:29:29,852 --> 00:29:30,977
When she finally grows a pair.
477
00:29:31,001 --> 00:29:32,487
When she wears that great coral lipstick.
478
00:29:32,511 --> 00:29:34,010
When she's finally given some lines.
479
00:29:34,034 --> 00:29:35,556
When she wears that nice necklace.
480
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:39,198
What are you doin' you nufter?
481
00:29:39,511 --> 00:29:42,112
You need to look after this little dude cuz
he's drivin' the other kids mental
482
00:29:42,136 --> 00:29:44,063
and Alice is gonna kill him.
483
00:29:53,946 --> 00:29:55,311
Could you stop that?
484
00:29:55,335 --> 00:29:56,335
I'm bored.
485
00:29:56,871 --> 00:29:57,871
Well,
486
00:29:59,459 --> 00:30:00,459
Why 'it you draw her a picture?
487
00:30:01,188 --> 00:30:03,584
I'm not drawin' a picture,
people in the clinic,
488
00:30:03,608 --> 00:30:05,972
see what my feelin's are
doin' inside.
489
00:30:05,996 --> 00:30:07,876
Well, why don't you draw her a flower?
490
00:30:07,900 --> 00:30:09,436
Or a, or a rainbow?
491
00:30:15,918 --> 00:30:17,451
Can I have one of them?
492
00:30:26,690 --> 00:30:27,823
You missed a bit.
493
00:30:33,177 --> 00:30:34,424
You missed another bit.
494
00:30:40,948 --> 00:30:41,948
And there.
495
00:30:45,302 --> 00:30:46,302
Mmm.
496
00:30:46,592 --> 00:30:47,615
Don't say anything.
497
00:30:47,639 --> 00:30:50,057
Wot on Earth have you been doin'?
Honest to...
498
00:30:50,458 --> 00:30:52,295
- Come 'ere.
- Ugh!
499
00:30:52,319 --> 00:30:53,273
Mom!
500
00:30:53,297 --> 00:30:54,721
Ahh, that is rank!
501
00:30:54,745 --> 00:30:57,283
I don't believe it!
502
00:30:57,307 --> 00:30:58,591
How are ya!
503
00:30:58,936 --> 00:31:00,591
You look fantastic!
504
00:31:01,729 --> 00:31:02,913
Doesn't she look well?
505
00:31:03,707 --> 00:31:05,374
Yeah, of course you can.
506
00:31:05,725 --> 00:31:06,992
Mind your fingers.
507
00:31:11,259 --> 00:31:13,814
Your face is so slim now
I can't get over it.
508
00:31:13,838 --> 00:31:14,838
Aw, thanks.
509
00:31:15,019 --> 00:31:17,098
Yeah, I got dysentery
while I was in India.
510
00:31:17,122 --> 00:31:18,087
It was great.
511
00:31:18,111 --> 00:31:20,069
When do you go back to
London and start work?
512
00:31:20,231 --> 00:31:22,335
Well, actually, I gonna
have a bit of a career change.
513
00:31:22,628 --> 00:31:23,312
Yeah?
514
00:31:23,336 --> 00:31:24,918
Yeah, I just got into a really...
515
00:31:25,244 --> 00:31:27,123
energized headspace when I was away.
516
00:31:27,267 --> 00:31:28,916
Yeah, I'm gonna retrain as a coreographer.
517
00:31:29,182 --> 00:31:31,346
You know, got a yoga teacher.
I'm rebootin'.
518
00:31:32,003 --> 00:31:34,101
This is a good time
to make a fresh start.
519
00:31:37,727 --> 00:31:38,727
I think...
520
00:31:38,851 --> 00:31:40,510
Anna's problem is that
521
00:31:40,534 --> 00:31:43,385
her childhood ambition was to be rescued
by David Hasselhoff of "Baywatch".
522
00:31:43,915 --> 00:31:46,115
I wanted to be David Hasselhoff.
523
00:31:46,318 --> 00:31:49,808
If that isn't the cause of an existential
crisis I don't know what is.
524
00:31:50,275 --> 00:31:52,178
Anna needs a way
to motivate herself.
525
00:31:52,202 --> 00:31:53,202
I can hear ya.
526
00:31:53,434 --> 00:31:55,075
Anna's got a way to motivate herself.
527
00:31:55,197 --> 00:31:57,149
Yeah, she just thinks of
Patrick Swayze topless.
528
00:31:57,543 --> 00:31:59,636
Not in "Point Break" though,
that makes me wanna vom.
529
00:32:10,955 --> 00:32:12,777
Why can't you be more like Fiona?
530
00:32:13,872 --> 00:32:16,887
What, go away for 2 years and
shack up with a fat South African?
531
00:32:16,911 --> 00:32:18,972
No, I didn't mean that.
532
00:32:19,625 --> 00:32:21,665
Well, she's just focused, isn't she?
533
00:32:21,790 --> 00:32:23,479
Leave her alone.
534
00:32:23,625 --> 00:32:26,066
Anna's just having a little think
about what she wants.
535
00:32:26,090 --> 00:32:27,050
Aren't ya Anna?
536
00:32:27,184 --> 00:32:28,958
Wot I want is for you to leave me alone.
537
00:32:28,982 --> 00:32:29,536
Right.
538
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:33,227
Well, I'll leave you alone
while you look 'round this.
539
00:32:35,004 --> 00:32:36,004
Wot?!
540
00:32:38,972 --> 00:32:41,272
I never thought you'd
move back here permanently.
541
00:32:41,709 --> 00:32:42,710
Well you 'ave.
542
00:32:42,734 --> 00:32:44,837
Not permanently.
Only while I write my book.
543
00:32:45,523 --> 00:32:46,523
Wot's that about again?
544
00:32:46,648 --> 00:32:48,314
Changed it now, it's about 'is...
545
00:32:48,784 --> 00:32:50,985
- ...ballet dancer who comes back from...
- That you?
546
00:32:51,184 --> 00:32:52,184
Nn...
547
00:32:57,084 --> 00:32:58,343
Have you actually looked 'round?
548
00:32:58,445 --> 00:32:59,045
Yeah.
549
00:32:59,069 --> 00:33:01,939
It made me want to slit my forehead
and bleed all over the floor.
550
00:33:02,218 --> 00:33:02,998
Honestly.
551
00:33:03,183 --> 00:33:06,847
It's like a contraceptive
made of chipboard and pebbledash.
552
00:33:06,964 --> 00:33:09,150
If she moves in here
her hymen will grow back.
553
00:33:09,174 --> 00:33:10,137
Can we go now?
554
00:33:10,161 --> 00:33:11,534
Why does it always have to be about sex?
555
00:33:11,558 --> 00:33:13,501
'Cuz everything is about sex.
556
00:33:13,627 --> 00:33:15,549
Honestly,
I'm gonna put you on the Internet
557
00:33:15,573 --> 00:33:18,524
and find a Neanderthal that'll blow out
the cobwebs in your...
558
00:33:18,548 --> 00:33:19,829
Nah, I'm not movin' out...
559
00:33:19,994 --> 00:33:21,436
until I've worked out what I'm doin'.
560
00:33:21,460 --> 00:33:22,461
So just back off.
561
00:33:22,485 --> 00:33:25,562
No... no, you said that 5 months ago.
Time's up!
562
00:33:30,798 --> 00:33:31,798
Bye.
563
00:33:33,819 --> 00:33:34,819
See ya.
564
00:33:58,403 --> 00:34:00,936
'Ow do you know what you want in life?
565
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:03,160
Listen to your heart!
566
00:34:05,382 --> 00:34:06,782
Your heart will tell you what to do.
567
00:34:07,122 --> 00:34:09,824
I can't listen to my heart
it tells me things like...
568
00:34:10,395 --> 00:34:12,987
You like "X-Factor" more
than you care to admit and...
569
00:34:13,224 --> 00:34:14,578
Consider a perm.
570
00:34:15,215 --> 00:34:16,216
I know what I want.
571
00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:17,240
Oh, yeah?
572
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:18,920
Wot?
573
00:34:19,489 --> 00:34:20,490
A girlfriend.
574
00:34:20,514 --> 00:34:22,223
Well, you're not gonna find one down 'ere.
575
00:34:23,645 --> 00:34:25,429
Come down 'ere and give me a 'and.
576
00:34:25,453 --> 00:34:27,287
I will not come down
until my demands are met!
577
00:34:27,405 --> 00:34:29,074
You'll be waitin' a long time then.
578
00:34:50,081 --> 00:34:51,806
♪ This old guitar... ♪
579
00:34:52,073 --> 00:34:54,340
♪ taught me to sing ♪
580
00:34:54,342 --> 00:34:55,342
♪ a love song. ♪
581
00:34:57,133 --> 00:34:59,255
♪ Taught me how to laugh ♪
582
00:34:59,279 --> 00:35:00,280
♪ and how ♪
583
00:35:00,304 --> 00:35:01,504
♪ to cry. ♪
584
00:35:03,696 --> 00:35:06,309
♪ It introduced me to some ♪
585
00:35:06,333 --> 00:35:07,917
♪ friends of mine and it ♪
586
00:35:07,941 --> 00:35:10,246
♪ brightened up some days. ♪
587
00:35:11,635 --> 00:35:14,134
♪ And helped me make it through ♪
588
00:35:14,455 --> 00:35:16,651
♪ some lonely nights. ♪
589
00:35:19,331 --> 00:35:21,371
♪ A friend to have ♪
590
00:35:21,395 --> 00:35:22,396
♪ on a cold ♪
591
00:35:22,420 --> 00:35:24,461
♪ and lonely night. ♪
592
00:36:13,705 --> 00:36:14,835
Wot're ya doin?
593
00:36:14,859 --> 00:36:17,192
I'm acceleratin' the cycle of life.
594
00:36:17,418 --> 00:36:19,486
You can't just move them nearby.
595
00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:21,202
They have strong homing instincts.
596
00:36:21,226 --> 00:36:22,226
They'll come back.
597
00:36:22,418 --> 00:36:23,952
I saw it on "Baywatch."
598
00:36:23,976 --> 00:36:24,976
"Spring Watch," Mother.
599
00:36:25,264 --> 00:36:27,062
Whateva.
Stop followin me.
600
00:36:27,413 --> 00:36:28,619
No, he's goin' with ya.
601
00:36:28,913 --> 00:36:29,913
What?!
602
00:36:35,158 --> 00:36:36,691
That's my cowboy home!
603
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:42,600
Twenty-five.
604
00:36:44,346 --> 00:36:45,347
Twenty-six.
605
00:36:45,371 --> 00:36:46,372
Twenty-seven.
606
00:36:46,396 --> 00:36:47,396
Twenty-eight.
607
00:36:48,147 --> 00:36:50,558
I think I'm gonna be like
you when I'm older.
608
00:36:51,070 --> 00:36:51,944
That's nice.
609
00:36:51,968 --> 00:36:52,893
Why?
610
00:36:52,917 --> 00:36:53,846
Ww it's
611
00:36:53,870 --> 00:36:55,155
It's a nice compliment.
612
00:36:55,179 --> 00:36:58,530
I meant, sad and angry all
the time after my Mum dies.
613
00:36:58,554 --> 00:36:59,875
I'm not sad and angry all the time.
614
00:37:00,001 --> 00:37:01,282
All right, no friends, then.
615
00:37:01,306 --> 00:37:02,313
I've got friends!
616
00:37:02,481 --> 00:37:04,814
All right, livin' with your Nan, then?
617
00:37:06,342 --> 00:37:09,339
If you take your walkie-talkie home
we could talk to each other at night.
618
00:37:11,376 --> 00:37:13,043
How many moles are there?
619
00:37:14,204 --> 00:37:15,204
Twenty-nine.
620
00:38:23,389 --> 00:38:24,389
Hey!
621
00:38:24,865 --> 00:38:25,768
Hey.
622
00:38:25,792 --> 00:38:26,793
How ya doin?
623
00:38:26,817 --> 00:38:27,651
Good.
624
00:38:27,675 --> 00:38:28,676
Nice bike!
625
00:38:28,700 --> 00:38:29,701
Thank you.
626
00:38:29,725 --> 00:38:30,725
How's it goin'?
627
00:38:31,507 --> 00:38:34,472
Good yeah good. Great.
I'm just on my way to the supermarket.
628
00:38:34,613 --> 00:38:35,613
Seven-thirty.
629
00:38:35,961 --> 00:38:36,962
So life is good.
630
00:38:36,986 --> 00:38:38,014
Very precise.
631
00:38:38,038 --> 00:38:39,599
I don't like it when there
are children there.
632
00:38:40,391 --> 00:38:41,391
Yeah.
633
00:38:41,724 --> 00:38:42,790
Naturally, yeah.
634
00:38:43,391 --> 00:38:44,128
Anna's just
635
00:38:44,152 --> 00:38:46,437
gone to the bar to get us a drink,
d'ya wanna join us for a pint?
636
00:38:46,461 --> 00:38:49,012
Uhh no, no you,
I didn't know you were with Anna.
637
00:38:49,678 --> 00:38:51,078
I'll leave you to it.
638
00:38:51,743 --> 00:38:53,263
- Why're you bein' weird?
- I'm not being weird.
639
00:38:53,619 --> 00:38:55,535
- Why are you being weird?
- Oh my God, do you like her?
640
00:38:55,559 --> 00:38:57,341
- No!
- Oh my God, you do !
641
00:38:57,365 --> 00:38:58,672
- I definitely don't.
- I thought you were...
642
00:38:58,696 --> 00:38:59,696
You thought I was what?
643
00:38:59,929 --> 00:39:01,400
Why does everyone think I'm gay?!
644
00:39:01,424 --> 00:39:03,727
I've got a soft voice and I
wore pink shorts once
645
00:39:03,751 --> 00:39:04,554
(? on a Frantic Stage ?)
646
00:39:04,578 --> 00:39:06,170
- and that's all anyone ever remembers.
- Hey Anna!
647
00:39:08,181 --> 00:39:09,784
- See ya later.
- Nice to see ya.
648
00:39:09,808 --> 00:39:10,808
Take it easy.
649
00:39:12,066 --> 00:39:15,732
We're goin' out to a pub on Saturday,
you should come!
650
00:39:17,710 --> 00:39:20,292
Oh my God, I just had the weirdest
conversation with Brendan.
651
00:39:20,316 --> 00:39:21,916
Umph, nuthin' new there.
652
00:39:22,581 --> 00:39:24,196
It's like "The Wicker Man" in there.
653
00:39:24,321 --> 00:39:25,751
It can't be worse than bein' at home.
654
00:39:26,130 --> 00:39:29,597
Honestly, I can really see why
you stay around here, I mean...
655
00:39:29,731 --> 00:39:31,005
it's such a cultured place.
656
00:39:31,301 --> 00:39:32,553
You know, there's so much goin' on.
657
00:39:33,108 --> 00:39:34,108
It's what dreams are all about.
658
00:39:34,558 --> 00:39:36,510
I dream about makin' the perfect lasagna.
659
00:39:36,612 --> 00:39:38,463
Well, that's quite an
achievable dream for like...
660
00:39:38,846 --> 00:39:39,846
seven quid.
661
00:39:41,207 --> 00:39:42,711
- Should have come to Thailand.
- Oh please don't.
662
00:39:42,735 --> 00:39:44,734
- Honestly, I did a Thai cooking class
- Shhhhh!
663
00:39:44,758 --> 00:39:45,951
I can make a Thai curry from scratch.
664
00:39:46,234 --> 00:39:47,500
- Wow.
- Pad Thai.
665
00:39:48,096 --> 00:39:49,096
Egg Fried Rice.
666
00:39:49,492 --> 00:39:51,192
Egg Fried Rice is Chinese.
667
00:39:51,216 --> 00:39:52,807
It was a really
cheap cooking class.
668
00:39:58,092 --> 00:39:59,092
Anna.
669
00:39:59,553 --> 00:40:00,553
Anna?
670
00:40:00,849 --> 00:40:01,830
Anna.
671
00:40:04,943 --> 00:40:05,928
Hello.
672
00:40:06,443 --> 00:40:07,443
Hello?
673
00:40:10,157 --> 00:40:16,198
♪ You kept all the things I threw away ♪
674
00:40:18,940 --> 00:40:25,249
♪ A leaf I picked, a birthday card I made ♪
675
00:40:28,385 --> 00:40:34,306
♪ Holding on to memories of you and me
We didn't last a year ♪
676
00:40:36,022 --> 00:40:37,022
♪ oh ♪
677
00:40:37,740 --> 00:40:40,731
♪ We're just a box of souvenirs ♪
678
00:40:41,409 --> 00:40:42,441
♪ cause ♪
679
00:40:42,465 --> 00:40:44,180
♪ Maybe ♪
680
00:40:45,047 --> 00:40:46,861
♪ I pulled the panic cord ♪
681
00:40:46,885 --> 00:40:48,745
♪ And maybe ♪
682
00:40:49,279 --> 00:40:51,279
♪ you were happy, I was bored ♪
683
00:40:51,303 --> 00:40:54,432
♪ Maybe I wanted you to change ♪
684
00:40:55,986 --> 00:40:58,342
♪ Maybe I'm the one to blame ♪
685
00:41:00,455 --> 00:41:02,510
♪ Maybe ♪
686
00:41:02,763 --> 00:41:05,075
♪ you were just too nice to me ♪
687
00:41:05,099 --> 00:41:07,068
♪ Maybe ♪
688
00:41:07,092 --> 00:41:09,637
♪ it took me way too long to leave ♪
689
00:41:09,661 --> 00:41:12,483
♪ Maybe once we felt the same ♪
690
00:41:14,156 --> 00:41:17,173
♪ Maybe I'm the one to blame ♪
691
00:41:18,707 --> 00:41:21,748
♪ Maybe I'm the one to blame ♪
692
00:41:23,166 --> 00:41:27,098
♪ Maybe I'm the one to blame ♪
693
00:41:33,315 --> 00:41:34,743
How long have we been doing this?
694
00:41:34,767 --> 00:41:36,448
567 days.
695
00:41:36,472 --> 00:41:37,844
We're just doin' the same thng
696
00:41:37,868 --> 00:41:38,754
everyday
697
00:41:38,778 --> 00:41:40,826
all the time and then we'll die.
698
00:41:40,850 --> 00:41:42,075
Fuckin' 'ell, cheer up.
699
00:41:42,099 --> 00:41:43,100
Do you think this makes us like
700
00:41:43,124 --> 00:41:44,510
John McClane in the "Die Hard" films?
701
00:41:44,534 --> 00:41:45,766
- Sisyphus
- Who?
702
00:41:45,790 --> 00:41:48,521
He was condemned to repeat
the same meaningless task.
703
00:41:48,545 --> 00:41:51,818
Pushin' a rock up a mountain,
only to see it roll down again.
704
00:41:51,842 --> 00:41:52,843
- Forever.
- Wot?
705
00:41:52,867 --> 00:41:54,685
We have to imagine he's
bigger than his fate.
706
00:41:54,709 --> 00:41:57,595
Blowin' up this spaceship would mean
that we're bigger than our fate.
707
00:41:57,619 --> 00:41:59,390
- Wot?
- I 'ave no idea wot you're on about.
708
00:41:59,414 --> 00:42:01,339
Albert Camus' "Myth of Sisyphus".
709
00:42:01,363 --> 00:42:02,730
- Is he a goalkeeper?
- Wot?
710
00:42:02,754 --> 00:42:03,866
You need to lighten up.
711
00:42:03,890 --> 00:42:06,205
I think you need to stop listenin'
to that depressing hippie music
712
00:42:06,229 --> 00:42:08,523
and start listenin' to Whitesnake.
713
00:42:08,547 --> 00:42:10,733
"Here I go again on my oooownnn!"
714
00:42:10,757 --> 00:42:12,000
Here ya go, sweetheart.
715
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:13,120
What?
716
00:42:14,845 --> 00:42:16,252
Clint's stayin' here tonight.
717
00:42:17,037 --> 00:42:19,046
- You're kiddin'!
- His Mum's in hospital.
718
00:42:19,529 --> 00:42:22,451
Oh, look at the state of it.
Can we tidy up please?
719
00:42:22,776 --> 00:42:24,154
Why can't he sleep in the 'ouse?
720
00:42:24,387 --> 00:42:25,387
You don't.
721
00:42:27,533 --> 00:42:28,533
Is this clean?
722
00:42:32,125 --> 00:42:33,525
Is that your brother?
723
00:42:35,780 --> 00:42:36,780
Yeah.
724
00:42:37,100 --> 00:42:38,100
That's Billy.
725
00:42:38,628 --> 00:42:40,228
Is he dead in the photo?
726
00:42:40,358 --> 00:42:42,428
- No!
- He's sunbathin'.
727
00:42:43,131 --> 00:42:44,131
He looks dead.
728
00:42:46,690 --> 00:42:48,423
Was it fun bein' a twin?
729
00:42:58,564 --> 00:43:01,097
She finds it hard to talk about Billy.
730
00:43:01,583 --> 00:43:03,049
The sad bits 'e's dead.
731
00:43:03,403 --> 00:43:04,870
Not talkin' about him.
732
00:43:15,655 --> 00:43:17,018
You left him alone in there?
733
00:43:17,042 --> 00:43:18,459
Oh, grow up.
734
00:43:18,566 --> 00:43:19,758
Where's his Nan?
735
00:43:19,782 --> 00:43:20,782
At the hospital.
736
00:43:21,113 --> 00:43:22,113
Well, where's his Dad?
737
00:43:22,220 --> 00:43:25,002
He's doin' some controlled
demolition somewhere.
738
00:43:26,367 --> 00:43:27,767
I made that for 'im.
739
00:43:54,159 --> 00:43:57,722
Guided meditation for real men
who aren't into hippie shit.
740
00:43:58,117 --> 00:43:59,235
Number 16...
741
00:44:00,017 --> 00:44:01,017
Sheds.
742
00:44:02,484 --> 00:44:03,485
Man!
743
00:44:03,509 --> 00:44:04,509
Wot! ?
744
00:44:04,647 --> 00:44:06,279
Stop wot you are doing.
745
00:44:07,135 --> 00:44:09,300
This is your time.
746
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:15,933
There's nothin' you have to do now
apart from friggin' rest
747
00:44:16,878 --> 00:44:18,175
Close your eyes.
748
00:44:18,766 --> 00:44:20,566
No one is goin' to hit you.
749
00:44:22,581 --> 00:44:25,218
I.m.m.magine you're in a shed
750
00:44:26,584 --> 00:44:28,584
A shed with adequate shelving.
751
00:44:29,013 --> 00:44:31,462
and nothing touching the ground
where it can get damp.
752
00:44:35,486 --> 00:44:37,244
Or imagine you're building a dam
753
00:44:37,624 --> 00:44:38,624
in a river.
754
00:44:39,101 --> 00:44:40,168
A brilliant dam,
755
00:44:40,613 --> 00:44:42,754
where all the rocks fit together perfectly,
756
00:44:43,013 --> 00:44:45,279
and no bastard water gets through.
757
00:44:46,721 --> 00:44:48,088
Tell me when to start.
758
00:44:48,112 --> 00:44:49,112
Muscle Lady.
759
00:44:49,644 --> 00:44:51,444
Designed for building dams.
760
00:44:51,991 --> 00:44:53,506
We've run out of rocks.
761
00:44:53,692 --> 00:44:54,924
- Got it.
- Yeah.
762
00:44:54,948 --> 00:44:56,865
It's meant to be no
water getting through there
763
00:44:56,889 --> 00:44:59,552
and that basically looks like
most of the water is.
764
00:45:03,028 --> 00:45:05,590
I am a man of many talents.
765
00:45:05,706 --> 00:45:06,706
Take it, take it, take it.
766
00:45:07,123 --> 00:45:08,243
Why did you take it off?
767
00:45:09,194 --> 00:45:10,348
I wanna do a stunt.
768
00:45:10,450 --> 00:45:11,450
Like (? ColCheatahs ?)
769
00:45:12,966 --> 00:45:14,458
Is that you and Billy?
770
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:18,006
Don't touch my tapes.
They're precious.
771
00:45:20,936 --> 00:45:22,136
Nan made you this.
772
00:45:40,450 --> 00:45:41,851
Have you got a teddy?
773
00:45:41,875 --> 00:45:42,875
No.
774
00:45:44,101 --> 00:45:46,101
Have you got a doll or a lion?
775
00:45:48,915 --> 00:45:49,915
Umm.
776
00:45:51,441 --> 00:45:52,441
Pass us your pillow.
777
00:46:06,106 --> 00:46:07,569
What was that video for?
778
00:46:07,878 --> 00:46:08,806
Nuthin'.
779
00:46:08,830 --> 00:46:09,830
We just thought it were funny.
780
00:46:10,369 --> 00:46:12,277
Why did the pictures stop at the end?
781
00:46:12,955 --> 00:46:14,155
It's not finished.
782
00:46:14,927 --> 00:46:16,193
Are there any more?
783
00:46:17,355 --> 00:46:18,355
Yeah, loads.
784
00:46:19,853 --> 00:46:20,986
We had a website.
785
00:46:23,029 --> 00:46:24,495
We made videos that were like
786
00:46:25,148 --> 00:46:28,453
bad instruction guides
for coping with things in life.
787
00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:39,869
Is this Billy's?
788
00:46:41,934 --> 00:46:42,934
No.
789
00:46:43,557 --> 00:46:44,557
It's mine.
790
00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:47,073
Why have you got your hair in a pot?
791
00:46:47,612 --> 00:46:49,218
It's from just after he died.
792
00:46:53,923 --> 00:46:56,111
Your body's made up of millions of cells
793
00:46:56,635 --> 00:46:58,435
and I read somewhere that
794
00:46:59,295 --> 00:47:02,495
all your cells will be replaced
every few years.
795
00:47:02,646 --> 00:47:04,112
So every day I'm alive
796
00:47:04,763 --> 00:47:07,409
I'm less and less the person
I was when I was with him.
797
00:47:08,331 --> 00:47:09,263
And one day,
798
00:47:09,287 --> 00:47:11,831
there'll be nothing physically
left of me from when he was 'ere.
799
00:47:13,805 --> 00:47:17,250
- So I cut off me hair to put in the pot
- Can we look at the website?
800
00:47:37,729 --> 00:47:41,469
Guided meditation for real men
who aren't into hippie shit, Number 3
801
00:47:41,938 --> 00:47:42,938
Cowboys!
802
00:47:43,967 --> 00:47:45,550
Imagine you're on a horse.
803
00:47:45,574 --> 00:47:46,574
Let's call it Toby!
804
00:47:47,086 --> 00:47:49,209
You're with your mates and they're all...
805
00:47:49,233 --> 00:47:50,691
straight.
806
00:47:50,909 --> 00:47:53,839
And you are drinking beer in a way
that makes women want you.
807
00:47:54,183 --> 00:47:55,225
Gulp.
808
00:47:55,249 --> 00:47:56,249
Gulp.
809
00:47:56,591 --> 00:47:57,591
Gulp.
810
00:48:08,819 --> 00:48:10,819
Where have me shoelaces gone?
811
00:48:53,793 --> 00:48:54,860
This is for you.
812
00:48:56,338 --> 00:48:59,526
- It's God.
- Good morning, wakey wakey.
813
00:49:00,747 --> 00:49:01,747
Eh, you're up.
814
00:49:02,392 --> 00:49:04,415
Right, I've got to get you to the hospital.
815
00:49:04,439 --> 00:49:07,830
Anna, I want all this sorted,
okay we're gonna go see a flat later.
816
00:49:08,368 --> 00:49:11,012
I wanna tell her about the boat
we made at school.
817
00:49:11,036 --> 00:49:13,519
You can tell her about it later,
she's not goin' anywhere.
818
00:49:14,041 --> 00:49:15,908
I'll come round and tell you tonight.
819
00:49:15,932 --> 00:49:18,099
Come on, we'll have a (? rice pat ?)
for your breakfast.
820
00:49:46,729 --> 00:49:48,863
- We're gonna hit the sun in three days.
- Yep.
821
00:49:48,887 --> 00:49:50,141
Have you got a teddy bear?
822
00:49:50,165 --> 00:49:52,567
Uh, no.
They'd give you no comfort now anyway.
823
00:49:52,735 --> 00:49:55,226
- Why?
- Because all teddy bears are nihilists.
824
00:49:55,250 --> 00:49:56,842
The question is existential...
825
00:49:56,866 --> 00:49:58,777
- ...or moral.
- 'Kay, let's go.
826
00:50:03,796 --> 00:50:05,626
The majority have no concept of the self.
827
00:50:05,650 --> 00:50:07,380
So could be considered the former.
828
00:50:07,404 --> 00:50:09,857
But Yogi Bear was a moral nihilist.
829
00:50:10,008 --> 00:50:13,058
Stealin' all those picnics with
no consideration of the consequences.
830
00:50:15,146 --> 00:50:16,469
Anna, I mean it.
831
00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:18,040
That won't help.
832
00:50:18,242 --> 00:50:21,037
Stop being so...
bloody sanctimonious, Mother.
833
00:50:22,487 --> 00:50:24,812
- What you doin'?
- I'm tidying up.
834
00:50:24,836 --> 00:50:26,266
They don't go there.
835
00:50:26,792 --> 00:50:29,447
Sorry, I didn't realize you were
the moral authority on this.
836
00:50:29,750 --> 00:50:31,753
Everyone knows
that you put the mugs on the top shelf.
837
00:50:31,777 --> 00:50:33,721
You line them up between the prongs
not over the prongs,
838
00:50:33,745 --> 00:50:36,424
(? because they chip 'em ?).
Just give it to me.
839
00:50:36,448 --> 00:50:38,398
Don't you write me a job description.
840
00:50:39,300 --> 00:50:42,130
Anna! Get yourself out here,
right now, please!
841
00:50:42,262 --> 00:50:44,195
What should I do with this?
842
00:50:44,591 --> 00:50:45,991
(whispers) Up my ass?
843
00:50:46,921 --> 00:50:47,921
Fuck off.
844
00:50:51,613 --> 00:50:53,199
Anna, I think you should know,
845
00:50:53,333 --> 00:50:56,139
that despite claiming maturity,
your mother,
846
00:50:56,163 --> 00:50:59,093
just mouthed the words,
"Fuck off," to me.
847
00:50:59,117 --> 00:51:00,118
Shut up.
848
00:51:00,142 --> 00:51:04,113
You can't get angry with people for not
behavin' the way you would, Marion.
849
00:51:04,137 --> 00:51:06,487
Only a sociopath would put
mugs on the lower shelf.
850
00:51:07,627 --> 00:51:09,777
I'm not talking about the dishwasher.
851
00:51:18,027 --> 00:51:19,893
Marion, don't lose them both.
852
00:51:30,551 --> 00:51:32,017
You didn't 'ave to do that.
853
00:51:32,041 --> 00:51:34,797
- I'm not nine.
- Well, stop behavin' like it then.
854
00:51:35,986 --> 00:51:39,654
Could you not text and drive?
My life's in your hands.
855
00:51:39,678 --> 00:51:42,027
You're assuming I'm not
trying to kill you, Marion.
856
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:49,172
Council toilet block looks
salubrious by comparison.
857
00:51:49,321 --> 00:51:51,085
Have you got anything else we can look at?
858
00:51:51,109 --> 00:51:53,190
Not within your specifications, I'm afraid.
859
00:51:54,244 --> 00:51:56,518
Perhaps, you should consider
lowering your expectations.
860
00:51:56,542 --> 00:51:58,295
Or I could just give up on life completely.
861
00:51:58,315 --> 00:52:01,445
Can't really imagine her
bringing someone back here.
862
00:52:01,780 --> 00:52:03,736
I wonder if there are
any women in the world...
863
00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:07,759
- ...shagging less than us three.
- Can we not use that word, please.
864
00:52:07,783 --> 00:52:10,249
- Fucking?
- I can't believe your my mother.
865
00:52:10,273 --> 00:52:11,653
Let's get a blood test.
866
00:52:12,855 --> 00:52:13,855
Sorry.
867
00:52:14,428 --> 00:52:15,428
S'alright.
868
00:52:16,816 --> 00:52:18,249
Have you thought about Brendan?
869
00:52:18,925 --> 00:52:20,233
I think he's quite hunky.
870
00:52:20,537 --> 00:52:22,267
Define "hunk", Marion.
871
00:52:22,291 --> 00:52:24,202
- Well, I...
- I don't think anyone's been "hunky"
872
00:52:24,226 --> 00:52:27,162
since about... 1965.
873
00:52:27,180 --> 00:52:28,172
- Brendan's gay.
874
00:52:28,196 --> 00:52:30,032
I don't think that's necessarily a problem.
875
00:52:30,056 --> 00:52:31,193
Oh, it's ideal, Mum.
876
00:52:31,217 --> 00:52:32,230
Look, I'm just saying,
877
00:52:32,254 --> 00:52:35,533
it would be healthy... for you to be
emotionally involved with someone.
878
00:52:35,557 --> 00:52:37,147
Emotionally involved.
879
00:52:37,171 --> 00:52:39,226
Are we in "Pride and Prejudice" now?
880
00:52:39,250 --> 00:52:41,586
It would be good to develop a bond.
881
00:52:41,610 --> 00:52:44,601
- I don't need a bond with anyone.
- Look, you didn't even give Luke a chance.
882
00:52:44,625 --> 00:52:47,531
Jesus, Marion,
the hairdresser?!
883
00:52:47,555 --> 00:52:49,449
Have you gone completely mad?
884
00:52:49,562 --> 00:52:52,337
You know I can't stand a man
who wears Ugg boots!
885
00:52:52,361 --> 00:52:53,943
I thought they looked quite cozy.
886
00:52:53,967 --> 00:52:55,795
- Where's the bloody keys?
- Cozy?!
887
00:52:55,819 --> 00:52:57,595
Anna doesn't need cozy.
888
00:52:57,986 --> 00:52:59,315
She needs a man with arms...
889
00:52:59,339 --> 00:53:02,593
chiseled out of granite, that can
chuck her across the bedroom.
890
00:53:02,617 --> 00:53:03,617
It's what all women want.
891
00:53:04,421 --> 00:53:06,475
A mono-syllabic lumberjack...
892
00:53:06,759 --> 00:53:08,656
with an artistic streak.
893
00:53:15,641 --> 00:53:17,974
- Don't put a lot on.
- I'm not.
894
00:53:18,532 --> 00:53:20,798
I'm just defining your cheekbones.
895
00:53:21,484 --> 00:53:23,084
I've seen an online tutorial.
896
00:53:23,865 --> 00:53:26,205
It's amazing, you can make
really fat faces look thin.
897
00:53:26,313 --> 00:53:27,698
I haven't got a fat face.
898
00:53:29,437 --> 00:53:30,437
Deceptive.
899
00:53:31,267 --> 00:53:32,424
My face is 5 times bigger than this.
900
00:53:34,150 --> 00:53:35,617
What the hell is that?
901
00:53:38,151 --> 00:53:39,942
Clint did it, it's em...
902
00:53:40,067 --> 00:53:41,133
God as a cowboy,
903
00:53:41,272 --> 00:53:42,087
on a horse,
904
00:53:42,111 --> 00:53:43,111
on a cloud.
905
00:53:43,521 --> 00:53:45,121
That kid has got issues.
906
00:53:45,659 --> 00:53:47,543
No, I like the fact that he does stuff,
907
00:53:47,567 --> 00:53:49,425
and he ain't worried about
what people think.
908
00:53:49,691 --> 00:53:51,168
Wot, you mean he's a little shit?
909
00:53:51,192 --> 00:53:52,811
No, he's just not scared of messin' up.
910
00:53:53,092 --> 00:53:55,011
If he wasn't 7,
I'd say you had a crush on him.
911
00:53:59,548 --> 00:54:00,627
Even?
912
00:54:00,944 --> 00:54:03,208
I need to rub it in more.
913
00:54:03,463 --> 00:54:04,661
It's contouring!
914
00:54:04,685 --> 00:54:05,752
I look like Adam Ant!
915
00:54:06,401 --> 00:54:08,033
It'll look much better in the club...
916
00:54:08,432 --> 00:54:09,432
I think.
917
00:54:14,362 --> 00:54:15,681
Feel like gettin' hammered.
918
00:54:16,052 --> 00:54:17,052
Let her teenager out.
919
00:54:17,592 --> 00:54:18,921
Come on, let's go buy some booze.
920
00:54:19,351 --> 00:54:20,352
Wot?
921
00:54:20,376 --> 00:54:22,581
You have to embrace his
(? therapy ?) whilst getting wasted.
922
00:54:24,276 --> 00:54:25,276
Right, my (? out ?) challenge.
923
00:54:25,808 --> 00:54:27,658
If you can get a block to
say the word, "Period",
924
00:54:27,682 --> 00:54:29,109
without meaning something historical, or...
925
00:54:29,638 --> 00:54:31,284
you know... geographical,
926
00:54:31,308 --> 00:54:32,984
then you have to snog your head off.
927
00:54:33,796 --> 00:54:34,796
Oh, shit!
928
00:54:35,570 --> 00:54:36,570
I've not got my phone.
929
00:54:37,234 --> 00:54:38,234
Sorry.
930
00:54:39,026 --> 00:54:40,026
2 seconds.
931
00:55:42,046 --> 00:55:44,094
Whoo, ha, it's really cold.
932
00:55:45,260 --> 00:55:47,480
It's gonna make my nipples
stand out like wheelnuts on a Volvo.
933
00:55:47,504 --> 00:55:48,504
Let's have a look.
934
00:55:49,794 --> 00:55:50,794
It didn't work.
935
00:55:51,709 --> 00:55:52,709
Come on.
936
00:55:54,033 --> 00:55:57,215
Oh my God, that's Mum's hairdresser, Luke.
Don't engage!
937
00:55:59,308 --> 00:56:01,085
Hi, Lu.. ke.
938
00:56:03,352 --> 00:56:04,352
Hello.
939
00:56:04,838 --> 00:56:05,838
I like your hair,
940
00:56:06,101 --> 00:56:07,101
It's very 80s.
941
00:56:07,484 --> 00:56:08,251
Thanks.
942
00:56:08,275 --> 00:56:09,898
Bit of double denim for the ladies.
943
00:56:11,559 --> 00:56:13,830
If I give you some money,
can you get us some booze from that shop?
944
00:56:13,854 --> 00:56:15,368
We're havin' a teenage night out.
945
00:56:15,561 --> 00:56:17,264
Oh yeah, is it fancy dress?
946
00:56:17,288 --> 00:56:18,241
No.
947
00:56:18,265 --> 00:56:19,600
You look like Mumm-Ra.
948
00:56:20,326 --> 00:56:21,856
Look, can you get us
some booze or not?
949
00:56:22,474 --> 00:56:23,399
You're serious?
950
00:56:23,423 --> 00:56:26,769
Yeah! Just get us some
alcopops or some cider or somethin'.
951
00:56:26,793 --> 00:56:28,232
Somethin' that looks radioactive.
952
00:56:28,477 --> 00:56:29,283
Okay.
953
00:56:29,307 --> 00:56:30,307
Thanks.
954
00:56:31,785 --> 00:56:34,472
Jesus.
I would not want that cuttin' my hair.
955
00:56:35,427 --> 00:56:36,812
D'ya reckon he straightens his mullet?
956
00:56:37,749 --> 00:56:43,769
♪ Jesus came to my birthday party. ♪
957
00:56:43,793 --> 00:56:47,793
♪ When I was seventeen. ♪
958
00:56:48,950 --> 00:56:51,660
♪ I thought it was a dream ♪
959
00:56:52,820 --> 00:56:58,540
♪ But I know I seen him standing there ♪
960
00:56:59,101 --> 00:57:02,425
♪ With his long hair ♪
961
00:57:03,137 --> 00:57:06,716
♪ I know I saw him there. ♪
962
00:57:10,284 --> 00:57:14,854
♪ Jesus came to my birthday party. ♪
963
00:57:16,393 --> 00:57:19,863
♪ When I was seventeen. ♪
964
00:57:21,365 --> 00:57:24,507
♪ It was a long time ago. ♪
965
00:58:01,129 --> 00:58:05,055
♪ Jesus came to my birthday party. ♪
966
01:00:20,441 --> 01:00:21,441
Wha?
967
01:00:37,359 --> 01:00:38,558
What are you doin'?
968
01:00:38,718 --> 01:00:40,771
You can't just leave like that,
didn't know where you were!
969
01:00:40,795 --> 01:00:42,687
I just needed to get out of the club.
970
01:00:42,913 --> 01:00:45,259
Yeah, well you could have told me,
I was worried!
971
01:00:45,283 --> 01:00:47,149
And that cab just cost me 40 quid.
972
01:00:47,664 --> 01:00:49,178
- 40?!
- I know.
973
01:00:49,512 --> 01:00:50,906
Why, didn't think you'd care,
974
01:00:50,930 --> 01:00:53,243
I thought you'd just have your
tongue down someone's throat.
975
01:00:53,370 --> 01:00:54,982
Oh my God, you're still wasted.
976
01:00:55,006 --> 01:00:56,386
Yeah, well whose fault is that?
977
01:00:56,410 --> 01:00:58,745
Oh, well sorry for tryin' to
give you a good night out.
978
01:00:58,769 --> 01:01:01,040
God, all I've been tryin' to do
since I came back is...
979
01:01:01,064 --> 01:01:02,234
make you smile again.
980
01:01:02,258 --> 01:01:03,847
Yeah well, you fucked that up hadn't ya!
981
01:01:03,871 --> 01:01:04,871
Wot are ya doin'?
982
01:01:05,012 --> 01:01:06,233
Did you lock my shed?!
983
01:01:06,770 --> 01:01:08,816
- Wot?
- Did you lock my shed?
984
01:01:09,406 --> 01:01:12,183
Yeah, I dunno... yeah.
I can't remember, why?
985
01:01:12,207 --> 01:01:14,358
My videos and my camera
have been stolen.
986
01:01:14,382 --> 01:01:14,889
You sure?
987
01:01:14,913 --> 01:01:17,547
Of course I'm fuckin' sure!
You can't 'ave locked it!
988
01:01:17,571 --> 01:01:19,926
I don't think someone's gonna take
your videos and your camera.
989
01:01:19,950 --> 01:01:22,490
Well it just sums you up
that you're so self-absorbed!
990
01:01:22,622 --> 01:01:25,756
- I am?
- Just everythin' is always about you.
991
01:01:25,780 --> 01:01:26,780
Oh my God.
992
01:01:27,355 --> 01:01:29,753
D'ya know what, you make out like
you're the only one who knew Billy,
993
01:01:29,777 --> 01:01:31,838
and everyone else has to tiptoe around you.
994
01:01:31,862 --> 01:01:33,467
- That is bullshit.
- Is it?
995
01:01:33,762 --> 01:01:35,363
You're not the only one
who loved 'im you know.
996
01:01:35,387 --> 01:01:36,993
Since when did you love 'im?
997
01:01:37,108 --> 01:01:40,147
What, you think some snog on a
school trip counts as love?
998
01:01:40,269 --> 01:01:41,983
I'm talkin' about your Mum and your Nan.
999
01:01:42,286 --> 01:01:43,622
Fuck you, course I loved 'im.
1000
01:01:43,646 --> 01:01:44,379
No, fuck you!
1001
01:01:44,403 --> 01:01:45,085
No, fuck you!
1002
01:01:45,109 --> 01:01:46,644
- No, fuck you!
- Fuck you!
1003
01:02:05,049 --> 01:02:06,049
Shit.
1004
01:02:11,539 --> 01:02:12,539
Anna!
1005
01:02:13,284 --> 01:02:15,916
Can I tell you about that
boat we made at school?
1006
01:02:16,292 --> 01:02:17,386
What're you wearin'?
1007
01:02:19,209 --> 01:02:20,503
It shrank in the wash.
1008
01:02:20,527 --> 01:02:22,689
What the fuck,
that's my brother's!
1009
01:02:29,547 --> 01:02:32,040
- You shouldn't swear.
- You shouldn't steal things!
1010
01:02:32,064 --> 01:02:33,511
Your Nan gave me it.
1011
01:02:34,725 --> 01:02:36,256
Was your Nan an astronaut?
1012
01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:37,280
Wot?
1013
01:02:37,603 --> 01:02:39,370
Did your Nan go up into space?
1014
01:02:39,394 --> 01:02:40,119
No.
1015
01:02:40,143 --> 01:02:41,885
Does your Mum know you're up
at crack o' dawn?
1016
01:02:43,005 --> 01:02:44,205
She's in hospital.
1017
01:02:47,898 --> 01:02:49,288
You should get back to bed.
1018
01:03:49,715 --> 01:03:50,848
Are you hungover?
1019
01:03:55,739 --> 01:03:56,939
What do you think?
1020
01:03:59,838 --> 01:04:01,980
I think it could be really nice.
1021
01:04:04,945 --> 01:04:06,278
Come on, sweetheart.
1022
01:04:07,521 --> 01:04:08,783
Is it about the jumper?
1023
01:04:11,306 --> 01:04:12,892
Anna, please don't ignore me.
1024
01:04:13,152 --> 01:04:14,305
You okay, luv?
1025
01:04:15,669 --> 01:04:17,403
Someone's been in my shed.
1026
01:04:17,667 --> 01:04:19,239
Well, how can you tell?
1027
01:04:19,263 --> 01:04:20,801
My videos have been stolen.
1028
01:04:20,825 --> 01:04:22,253
You might find 'em if you tidied up.
1029
01:04:22,277 --> 01:04:24,309
Oh, will you stop banging on
about tidyin' up.
1030
01:04:24,524 --> 01:04:26,785
What do you want me to do,
live in an empty box?
1031
01:04:26,916 --> 01:04:29,268
Well, this is a lovely empty box,
Brendan, thank you.
1032
01:04:29,521 --> 01:04:30,521
You're welcome.
1033
01:04:54,223 --> 01:04:55,223
You coming luv?
1034
01:04:56,150 --> 01:04:57,750
I'm gonna go for a walk.
1035
01:05:04,835 --> 01:05:06,502
I'm thinkin' of quittin'.
1036
01:05:07,467 --> 01:05:09,000
It's not really for me.
1037
01:05:09,505 --> 01:05:10,762
You're not very good at it.
1038
01:05:12,274 --> 01:05:13,371
What you looking at?
1039
01:05:13,395 --> 01:05:15,270
There's love written on the pavement and
1040
01:05:15,846 --> 01:05:18,292
I took a picture of it
and now I can't find it.
1041
01:05:21,812 --> 01:05:23,539
Maybe you're looking in the wrong place.
1042
01:05:23,563 --> 01:05:24,563
I'm not.
1043
01:05:33,557 --> 01:05:34,557
How...
1044
01:05:34,707 --> 01:05:35,707
is...
1045
01:05:35,908 --> 01:05:37,290
is... your... period?
1046
01:05:41,134 --> 01:05:42,817
Don't ask that, don't ask that.
That's a...
1047
01:05:42,841 --> 01:05:44,438
You don't ask that.
Why would I say that?
1048
01:05:44,462 --> 01:05:46,375
I said it, because Fiona
told me to ask you.
1049
01:05:46,399 --> 01:05:48,427
She thought like...
uh, you'd be impressed but...
1050
01:05:48,451 --> 01:05:50,950
it felt wrong... instinctively...
as I was saying it.
1051
01:05:51,243 --> 01:05:53,322
So...
I hate Fiona.
1052
01:05:54,142 --> 01:05:55,808
Fiona is your worst mate.
1053
01:06:06,211 --> 01:06:07,874
Hi, you've reached Fiona's voice mail
1054
01:06:07,898 --> 01:06:09,682
leave me your message
after the tone.
1055
01:06:10,091 --> 01:06:12,566
- You love him, right?
- I'm serious, don't you fuckin' dare!
1056
01:06:12,825 --> 01:06:13,763
- Oh my God.
- What's goin' on?
1057
01:06:13,787 --> 01:06:15,916
If these are broken
I will fuckin' kill you.
1058
01:06:15,940 --> 01:06:17,873
These are really fuckin' expensive!
1059
01:06:17,897 --> 01:06:20,522
- Wot 'appened?
- Everythin' I've ever had she's broken.
1060
01:06:20,546 --> 01:06:22,047
I should fuckin' (? bench ?)
you psycho bitch!
1061
01:06:22,071 --> 01:06:24,553
I'm takin' the cost of that laminator
out of your wages.
1062
01:06:24,577 --> 01:06:26,550
It was already fuckin' broken,
that laminator,
1063
01:06:26,574 --> 01:06:29,001
because she uses it to laminate
everythin' within a 5 mile radius.
1064
01:06:29,025 --> 01:06:30,394
She laminated my degree certificate.
1065
01:06:30,418 --> 01:06:32,686
She didn't frame it.
She laminated it.
1066
01:06:32,710 --> 01:06:33,250
Well, laminate this.
1067
01:06:33,274 --> 01:06:36,118
(? See, missus ?) this is what 'appens if you stay
around here, you turn into that.
1068
01:06:36,142 --> 01:06:37,951
Do you know wot?
If you shat yourself...
1069
01:06:37,975 --> 01:06:39,750
- ...you'd blame it on someone else.
- Whatever!
1070
01:06:39,774 --> 01:06:42,493
You just forget everythin' you've done
and then blame me for it.
1071
01:06:42,517 --> 01:06:46,093
I'm not likely to forget you laminatin'
pictures of Robert Pattinson.
1072
01:06:46,117 --> 01:06:48,549
Oh my God, it wasn't
Robert Fuckin' Pattinson.
1073
01:06:48,573 --> 01:06:51,041
Why'd you need it laminated anyway?
That is vile.
1074
01:06:51,065 --> 01:06:53,309
Wot are you gettin' on it?
Fluids?!
1075
01:06:53,503 --> 01:06:55,863
I wasn't even fuckin'
laminatin' it for me...
1076
01:06:55,887 --> 01:06:57,463
I laminated it for her!
1077
01:06:57,487 --> 01:06:58,954
Why? I don't even like Robert Pattinson.
1078
01:06:58,978 --> 01:07:01,322
Oh my God,
it wasn't Robert Fuckin' Pattinson!
1079
01:07:01,346 --> 01:07:02,346
All right!
1080
01:07:03,683 --> 01:07:05,391
Should'a known that you
two were in this together.
1081
01:07:05,415 --> 01:07:06,484
(? Ruin ?) anythin!
1082
01:07:06,508 --> 01:07:08,792
Get you, and your diseased vagina
out o' my house.
1083
01:08:21,935 --> 01:08:22,847
Are you okay?
1084
01:08:22,871 --> 01:08:23,958
They've killed 'em.
1085
01:08:25,263 --> 01:08:26,263
Yeah.
1086
01:08:26,545 --> 01:08:28,146
Humanely though, they...
1087
01:08:28,170 --> 01:08:30,289
use tablets that turn into gas, they don't
1088
01:08:30,310 --> 01:08:31,310
- ...feel anything.
- Wot?
1089
01:08:32,984 --> 01:08:34,650
You know, in those traps.
1090
01:08:35,429 --> 01:08:37,173
The traps are only if it doesn't...
1091
01:08:37,674 --> 01:08:38,675
work.
1092
01:08:38,699 --> 01:08:40,534
So they're just dead, underneath us?
1093
01:08:42,515 --> 01:08:43,750
They were undermining the foundation.
1094
01:08:43,774 --> 01:08:46,622
So I'm gonna be walkin' around on
dead moles everyday at work now?
1095
01:08:49,929 --> 01:08:50,929
Are you okay?
1096
01:08:51,376 --> 01:08:52,376
No.
1097
01:08:53,049 --> 01:08:54,478
Everyone's angry with me.
1098
01:08:54,502 --> 01:08:55,678
Why, cuz you don't like the flats?
1099
01:08:55,702 --> 01:08:57,527
No, cuz I'm turnin'
30 in two days,
1100
01:08:57,551 --> 01:09:00,066
and I live in a shed at the
bottom of me Mum's garden...
1101
01:09:00,090 --> 01:09:02,067
and I make videos with me thumbs.
1102
01:09:04,231 --> 01:09:05,431
You're weird, aren't you?
1103
01:09:07,097 --> 01:09:08,097
I like it.
1104
01:09:08,351 --> 01:09:10,868
No girl wants to be liked
for being weird, Brendan.
1105
01:09:10,991 --> 01:09:12,367
I could objectify you if you want.
1106
01:09:14,468 --> 01:09:15,796
I like... your...
1107
01:09:16,261 --> 01:09:17,261
pale skin...
1108
01:09:18,182 --> 01:09:19,649
and your messy hair...
1109
01:09:20,453 --> 01:09:21,833
and your smooth forehead...
1110
01:09:21,857 --> 01:09:23,091
Are you doin' an inventory?
1111
01:09:23,115 --> 01:09:25,917
Sometimes it helps to apply logic
to emotional situations.
1112
01:09:27,026 --> 01:09:29,966
I once did a cost/benefit analysis
of a relationship I was in
1113
01:09:29,990 --> 01:09:31,489
to see if it was worth pursuin'.
1114
01:09:32,229 --> 01:09:33,068
Was it?
1115
01:09:33,092 --> 01:09:34,543
She dumped me before I could finish it.
1116
01:09:37,112 --> 01:09:37,915
She?
1117
01:09:37,939 --> 01:09:41,755
For fuck's sake, I'm not gay!
I like girls, of course I like girls!
1118
01:09:41,989 --> 01:09:43,533
I like girls like you.
1119
01:09:43,806 --> 01:09:44,906
Weird girls.
1120
01:09:45,104 --> 01:09:47,073
You don't like me, Brendan,
you always used to throw pebbles at me
1121
01:09:47,097 --> 01:09:48,679
when we were walking
home from school.
1122
01:09:48,703 --> 01:09:50,703
Yeah, of course I did
cuz I wanted to fuck you.
1123
01:09:55,016 --> 01:09:56,016
Do it now.
1124
01:09:56,132 --> 01:09:57,202
Wot?
1125
01:09:57,226 --> 01:09:58,226
Do it now.
1126
01:10:00,060 --> 01:10:01,543
- Here?
- Here!
1127
01:10:06,259 --> 01:10:07,259
Ow.
1128
01:10:13,894 --> 01:10:14,894
Ow!
1129
01:10:15,467 --> 01:10:17,753
Ah. No. No.
I.
1130
01:10:20,681 --> 01:10:21,681
No.
1131
01:10:21,823 --> 01:10:22,823
Fuck.
1132
01:10:24,236 --> 01:10:25,236
Where ya goin'!
1133
01:10:26,956 --> 01:10:27,956
Are you okay?
1134
01:10:30,449 --> 01:10:34,189
You can test
1135
01:10:35,047 --> 01:10:37,585
me all you want
1136
01:10:39,532 --> 01:10:43,981
I am changing
1137
01:10:47,958 --> 01:10:52,342
And you can taunt
1138
01:10:52,366 --> 01:10:55,987
me all you like
1139
01:10:56,992 --> 01:11:02,079
But I am sane
1140
01:11:18,127 --> 01:11:19,127
Clint?
1141
01:11:21,086 --> 01:11:22,419
You come for bed now.
1142
01:11:22,608 --> 01:11:24,608
I've got a nice story for ya.
1143
01:11:38,484 --> 01:11:39,591
This web page is not available
1144
01:11:45,790 --> 01:11:46,922
This web page is not available
1145
01:11:49,441 --> 01:11:50,441
What?
1146
01:11:54,090 --> 01:11:55,115
This web page is not available
1147
01:11:55,848 --> 01:11:56,848
Wot?!
1148
01:12:00,346 --> 01:12:02,976
YOUR CREDIT CARD DETAILS HAVE EXPIRED
1149
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:04,000
Ah, shit!
1150
01:12:06,123 --> 01:12:07,123
Ah fuck.
1151
01:12:43,870 --> 01:12:44,870
Oh!
1152
01:12:51,739 --> 01:12:57,245
How are you just a dream
1153
01:12:58,870 --> 01:13:04,051
How are you just a dream
1154
01:13:04,452 --> 01:13:06,679
Cuz you know I'll be
1155
01:13:06,703 --> 01:13:09,111
down this road
1156
01:13:09,135 --> 01:13:11,653
I know you know
1157
01:13:12,007 --> 01:13:14,730
But do I see far,
1158
01:13:14,754 --> 01:13:15,887
see far,
1159
01:13:16,140 --> 01:13:17,956
see far,
1160
01:13:18,304 --> 01:13:21,031
you all see far,
1161
01:13:21,268 --> 01:13:23,930
You all see far,
1162
01:13:24,345 --> 01:13:26,034
Ohhh.
1163
01:13:33,780 --> 01:13:35,780
Don't go crackers, Marion.
1164
01:13:36,148 --> 01:13:37,595
Keep a lid on it.
1165
01:13:37,988 --> 01:13:39,655
Wot on earth is goin' on?
1166
01:13:41,158 --> 01:13:42,158
Anna?!
1167
01:13:43,271 --> 01:13:44,271
Anna!
1168
01:13:44,732 --> 01:13:45,932
Calm down, Marion.
1169
01:13:46,135 --> 01:13:47,311
I am calm.
1170
01:13:48,041 --> 01:13:49,041
Anna.
1171
01:13:49,787 --> 01:13:50,787
What's up?
1172
01:13:51,378 --> 01:13:54,503
What do you mean wot's up?
Uh, uh, oh nothin', every-everythin's fine.
1173
01:13:54,527 --> 01:13:55,527
Perfectly normal.
1174
01:13:55,724 --> 01:13:57,537
I just fancied sleepin' in a tent.
1175
01:13:57,561 --> 01:13:58,561
Oh, shut up.
1176
01:13:59,086 --> 01:14:00,086
Get out!
1177
01:14:00,372 --> 01:14:01,248
Bloody!
1178
01:14:01,272 --> 01:14:02,848
- Get out this instant!
- Let go.
1179
01:14:02,872 --> 01:14:03,826
Let go Mum!
1180
01:14:03,850 --> 01:14:04,850
No, you let go!
1181
01:14:05,191 --> 01:14:06,097
Marion, please.
1182
01:14:06,121 --> 01:14:07,345
- Get out.
- Let go!
1183
01:14:07,369 --> 01:14:08,231
Get out!
1184
01:14:08,255 --> 01:14:09,596
Will you just stop it!
1185
01:14:09,795 --> 01:14:10,624
I've 'ad enough.
1186
01:14:10,648 --> 01:14:12,425
Can I tell you about that boat?
1187
01:14:13,188 --> 01:14:15,220
Mornin'.
Somebody's special day tomorrow?
1188
01:14:15,244 --> 01:14:16,377
Thanks very much.
1189
01:14:17,055 --> 01:14:17,485
Oh!
1190
01:14:17,509 --> 01:14:18,509
Get out o' the way.
1191
01:14:18,759 --> 01:14:19,759
Mind!
1192
01:14:20,297 --> 01:14:21,297
Mum!
1193
01:14:21,641 --> 01:14:22,641
Marion.
1194
01:14:22,971 --> 01:14:23,972
This somebody's...
1195
01:14:23,996 --> 01:14:24,596
had...
1196
01:14:24,620 --> 01:14:26,527
- Mum!
- ...enough of this!
1197
01:14:27,384 --> 01:14:29,229
Get!
Out!
1198
01:14:31,585 --> 01:14:32,585
Uh.
1199
01:14:34,692 --> 01:14:35,692
Oh my God.
1200
01:14:35,922 --> 01:14:36,922
Oh fuck.
1201
01:14:37,248 --> 01:14:38,248
Anna!
1202
01:14:38,768 --> 01:14:40,354
- I can feel 'em....
- Anna?
1203
01:14:40,378 --> 01:14:41,191
Ah!
1204
01:14:41,215 --> 01:14:42,216
Ah!
1205
01:14:42,240 --> 01:14:42,971
Ah!
1206
01:14:42,995 --> 01:14:44,749
- What are you fuckin' doing?
- Ah.
1207
01:14:44,773 --> 01:14:46,025
There are spiders on me!
1208
01:14:46,430 --> 01:14:47,430
No there isn't.
1209
01:14:47,893 --> 01:14:49,027
Go inside, Clint.
1210
01:14:49,234 --> 01:14:51,106
But I need to tell her
about that boat.
1211
01:14:51,754 --> 01:14:52,754
Not now, sweetheart.
1212
01:14:53,024 --> 01:14:54,290
But it's important.
1213
01:14:54,578 --> 01:14:56,297
Fine! Fine. Fine.
1214
01:14:56,410 --> 01:14:58,654
Show me the fuckin' boat.
1215
01:15:03,276 --> 01:15:05,073
You little thief!
1216
01:15:05,457 --> 01:15:08,302
Hey!
This stuff... makes you look ridiculous!
1217
01:15:08,326 --> 01:15:09,286
Oh my God.
1218
01:15:09,310 --> 01:15:11,664
What's happened to
your hair, darling?
1219
01:15:11,688 --> 01:15:12,688
She did it!
1220
01:15:12,794 --> 01:15:13,591
No I didn't.
1221
01:15:13,607 --> 01:15:15,131
Yeah y'did, it's in your pot!
1222
01:15:15,155 --> 01:15:16,155
Wot?
1223
01:15:19,973 --> 01:15:22,306
Knew you were sad and angry
all the time!
1224
01:15:23,275 --> 01:15:25,003
Yeah, well maybe I just
didn't want to tell ya
1225
01:15:25,027 --> 01:15:26,538
that what's happenin' to your Mum...
1226
01:15:26,562 --> 01:15:28,048
will fuck up your life!
1227
01:15:28,072 --> 01:15:30,457
And you'll never be happy again!
1228
01:16:15,711 --> 01:16:16,911
Wot's up with you?
1229
01:16:19,059 --> 01:16:20,059
Nothin'.
1230
01:16:21,266 --> 01:16:22,266
Okay.
1231
01:16:25,206 --> 01:16:26,206
I wanna be alone.
1232
01:16:28,298 --> 01:16:29,298
You are alone.
1233
01:16:32,741 --> 01:16:34,391
Can somethin' exist elsewhere,
1234
01:16:34,415 --> 01:16:36,421
after it's stopped existin' here?
1235
01:16:37,081 --> 01:16:38,748
Like a parallel universe?
1236
01:16:39,096 --> 01:16:40,096
Like a website.
1237
01:16:41,349 --> 01:16:42,349
I dunno.
1238
01:16:43,336 --> 01:16:45,336
Are there parallel universes?
1239
01:16:46,275 --> 01:16:48,327
They don't know what's
out there for sure.
1240
01:16:49,543 --> 01:16:51,173
Know one thing that ain't there...
1241
01:16:52,191 --> 01:16:53,191
Wot is it?
1242
01:16:55,134 --> 01:16:56,134
Me.
1243
01:17:02,444 --> 01:17:03,444
Hello.
1244
01:17:04,184 --> 01:17:05,917
I was just callin' on you.
1245
01:17:08,759 --> 01:17:10,093
What're you readin'?
1246
01:17:10,357 --> 01:17:11,357
Ah it's...
1247
01:17:12,344 --> 01:17:14,209
It's just a pact me and Billy made.
1248
01:17:15,337 --> 01:17:17,588
We were...
formin' an alliance that lasted decades
1249
01:17:17,612 --> 01:17:20,231
and then we were gonna meet up
in our seventies and kill each other?
1250
01:17:22,311 --> 01:17:23,391
That's... sweet.
1251
01:17:23,914 --> 01:17:24,914
Yeah.
1252
01:17:25,570 --> 01:17:26,704
I should go 'ome.
1253
01:17:29,666 --> 01:17:30,713
I brought this for you.
1254
01:17:33,464 --> 01:17:35,302
I was gonna you flowers
but I was worried they'd...
1255
01:17:35,302 --> 01:17:36,671
die, and I didn't wanna make you...
1256
01:17:36,886 --> 01:17:37,886
So it...
1257
01:17:37,996 --> 01:17:38,850
It's got it's own pot.
1258
01:17:38,874 --> 01:17:40,336
- Brendan?
- Yeah?
1259
01:17:43,932 --> 01:17:46,399
Am I still a twin
if my twin's dead?
1260
01:17:52,463 --> 01:17:53,463
Um...
1261
01:17:55,066 --> 01:17:56,066
Technically...
1262
01:17:58,666 --> 01:17:59,866
I don't think so, no.
1263
01:18:31,335 --> 01:18:32,335
Mum?
1264
01:18:34,645 --> 01:18:35,645
Mum?
1265
01:19:09,784 --> 01:19:12,070
You have one new message.
1266
01:19:13,810 --> 01:19:14,593
First
1267
01:19:14,617 --> 01:19:15,602
new message.
1268
01:19:16,028 --> 01:19:18,428
Anna,
Clint's been missin' all day.
1269
01:19:19,254 --> 01:19:21,862
We need to find 'im,
it's, it's rather important.
1270
01:19:22,653 --> 01:19:24,895
We're all out lookin' for 'im.
(? garbled ?)
1271
01:19:34,350 --> 01:19:35,350
Clint?
1272
01:19:38,207 --> 01:19:39,207
Clint!
1273
01:19:42,010 --> 01:19:43,010
Clint.
1274
01:19:44,925 --> 01:19:46,792
Clint, can you 'ear me mate?
1275
01:19:56,903 --> 01:19:58,117
- Clint.
- Echo: Clint.
1276
01:19:58,141 --> 01:19:59,793
- Can you 'ear me?
- Echo: Can you 'ear me?
1277
01:21:12,801 --> 01:21:13,801
Clint!
1278
01:21:21,130 --> 01:21:22,130
Clint?
1279
01:21:25,841 --> 01:21:26,841
Clint!
1280
01:21:40,334 --> 01:21:41,334
Clint!
1281
01:21:42,567 --> 01:21:43,567
Clint!
1282
01:21:48,009 --> 01:21:49,009
Clint.
1283
01:22:02,776 --> 01:22:03,776
Clint!
1284
01:22:10,921 --> 01:22:11,921
Clint!
1285
01:22:26,369 --> 01:22:27,369
Clint!
1286
01:22:36,271 --> 01:22:37,271
Clint!
1287
01:22:50,871 --> 01:22:51,871
Huh. Oh.
1288
01:22:59,873 --> 01:23:00,873
Ahhhh!
1289
01:23:22,173 --> 01:23:23,524
I've really fucked up.
1290
01:23:23,548 --> 01:23:24,548
Cuz you shrunk my jumper?
1291
01:23:29,357 --> 01:23:30,891
I thought he'd be 'ere.
1292
01:23:31,119 --> 01:23:31,802
He'll come.
1293
01:23:31,826 --> 01:23:33,411
Wot if 'e don't?
And what'll I...?
1294
01:23:35,479 --> 01:23:38,063
Wot if something's happened,
it'd be all my fault.
1295
01:23:38,180 --> 01:23:39,085
Don't be daft!
1296
01:23:39,109 --> 01:23:40,810
Said some really shit things to him.
1297
01:23:41,587 --> 01:23:42,587
And...
1298
01:23:43,037 --> 01:23:45,882
I just want to say that I'm sorry,
but I don't know how.
1299
01:23:45,906 --> 01:23:46,906
Yeah, you do.
1300
01:23:47,903 --> 01:23:48,903
No I don't.
1301
01:23:49,372 --> 01:23:50,372
Yeah, you do.
1302
01:23:54,373 --> 01:23:55,373
No I don't.
1303
01:24:03,859 --> 01:24:05,393
Who are you talkin' to?
1304
01:24:07,957 --> 01:24:08,957
Uh...
1305
01:24:09,330 --> 01:24:10,330
No one!
1306
01:24:10,452 --> 01:24:11,852
What lookin' at then?
1307
01:24:14,676 --> 01:24:15,676
Nuthin'.
1308
01:24:17,336 --> 01:24:18,336
Ask 'im.
1309
01:24:20,133 --> 01:24:21,133
Go on.
1310
01:24:22,316 --> 01:24:23,650
This is your chance.
1311
01:24:25,447 --> 01:24:26,514
I don't want to.
1312
01:24:27,376 --> 01:24:28,376
Nyeah.
1313
01:24:29,932 --> 01:24:30,932
But you will.
1314
01:24:40,148 --> 01:24:41,148
Huh.
1315
01:24:43,747 --> 01:24:45,680
I need ya to blow up my shed!
1316
01:24:49,221 --> 01:24:50,288
All right, then.
1317
01:24:52,327 --> 01:24:54,228
Can I tell you about the boat now?
1318
01:24:54,963 --> 01:24:55,963
Yeah.
1319
01:25:00,725 --> 01:25:01,992
There's this man...
1320
01:25:02,313 --> 01:25:03,513
who made a boat...
1321
01:25:04,172 --> 01:25:06,054
kept sailin, and sailin' it.
1322
01:25:06,078 --> 01:25:08,271
Every time he sailed it,
it got old.
1323
01:25:08,555 --> 01:25:10,021
And it keeps breakin'.
1324
01:25:10,164 --> 01:25:11,779
And he keeps gettin' a new bit,
1325
01:25:11,803 --> 01:25:13,121
every time it breaks.
1326
01:25:13,455 --> 01:25:14,925
Then one day, he realized...
1327
01:25:14,949 --> 01:25:16,682
there was nothin' left of the old boat,
1328
01:25:16,706 --> 01:25:18,202
it was only new bits.
1329
01:25:18,407 --> 01:25:20,340
That he thought in his head...
1330
01:25:20,592 --> 01:25:22,259
if it were the same boat?
1331
01:25:23,093 --> 01:25:24,426
So wot's the answer?
1332
01:25:24,603 --> 01:25:25,603
Isn't one.
1333
01:25:26,251 --> 01:25:28,757
It's one of them questions
but you have to think about.
1334
01:25:30,913 --> 01:25:32,020
What do you think?
1335
01:25:32,044 --> 01:25:33,044
I don't know.
1336
01:25:37,518 --> 01:25:38,651
Is that your dam?
1337
01:25:41,459 --> 01:25:42,387
Yeah.
1338
01:25:42,411 --> 01:25:43,411
It's rubbish.
1339
01:25:45,868 --> 01:25:46,868
Cheers.
1340
01:25:49,582 --> 01:25:50,582
I got ya this.
1341
01:25:51,825 --> 01:25:53,245
Can I have 'is bike instead?
1342
01:25:59,050 --> 01:26:00,983
Right.
Let's get you across.
1343
01:26:01,502 --> 01:26:03,476
♪ It is said ♪
1344
01:26:03,500 --> 01:26:07,418
♪ That you cannot be found ♪
1345
01:26:08,171 --> 01:26:10,532
♪ Under rocks or broken skull ♪
1346
01:26:10,556 --> 01:26:12,934
♪ I will lay down ♪
1347
01:26:13,731 --> 01:26:16,497
♪ I will lay down ♪
1348
01:26:16,856 --> 01:26:19,259
♪ I can be found ♪
1349
01:26:19,524 --> 01:26:22,378
♪ beneath the rose ♪
1350
01:26:23,476 --> 01:26:25,527
♪ beneath the rose ♪
1351
01:26:27,331 --> 01:26:28,331
♪ Alone ♪
1352
01:27:04,574 --> 01:27:06,582
♪ It is said ♪
1353
01:27:06,817 --> 01:27:10,117
♪ That you cannot be found ♪
1354
01:27:11,296 --> 01:27:13,617
♪ Under rocks or broken skull ♪
1355
01:27:13,641 --> 01:27:16,442
♪ I will lay down ♪
1356
01:27:16,799 --> 01:27:19,564
♪ I will lay down ♪
1357
01:27:19,925 --> 01:27:22,297
♪ I can be found ♪
1358
01:27:22,588 --> 01:27:25,839
♪ beneath the rose ♪
1359
01:27:26,536 --> 01:27:29,007
♪ beneath the rose ♪
1360
01:27:45,328 --> 01:27:47,928
I know what I wanna do for my birthday.
1361
01:27:49,201 --> 01:27:50,801
I want Clint to blow up my shed.
1362
01:27:52,582 --> 01:27:53,582
I'm sorry.
1363
01:28:30,104 --> 01:28:31,104
You all right?
1364
01:28:39,848 --> 01:28:42,319
Anna?
There's a young man here to see ya.
1365
01:28:46,237 --> 01:28:47,637
I'll leave you to it.
1366
01:28:53,942 --> 01:28:55,603
(? He's taken ?)
1367
01:28:56,944 --> 01:28:58,010
You can come in.
1368
01:29:01,823 --> 01:29:02,823
Nice shed.
1369
01:29:06,036 --> 01:29:08,636
They look like Stanley Kubrick's boxes.
1370
01:29:09,229 --> 01:29:12,009
He used to keep everything
from his films in boxes,
1371
01:29:12,033 --> 01:29:13,218
like meticulously,
1372
01:29:13,242 --> 01:29:14,303
all sorts of shit.
1373
01:29:15,879 --> 01:29:18,869
And people said,
it was a sign of his genius, so...
1374
01:29:21,308 --> 01:29:23,493
Let's just hope it doesn't mean
you fuck up your next film
1375
01:29:23,517 --> 01:29:25,122
by denying the audience
what they want.
1376
01:29:25,879 --> 01:29:27,079
What do they want?
1377
01:29:27,358 --> 01:29:28,812
To see Nicole Kidman's...
1378
01:29:28,836 --> 01:29:29,836
chumba-wumbas.
1379
01:29:33,337 --> 01:29:35,534
Did you actually just laugh
at something I said?
1380
01:29:36,358 --> 01:29:38,370
And there's no one here to witness it.
1381
01:29:39,031 --> 01:29:41,764
That is annoying.
1382
01:29:43,011 --> 01:29:44,679
I brought you a present.
1383
01:29:44,679 --> 01:29:46,042
It's not a deformed carrot is it?
1384
01:29:46,042 --> 01:29:47,771
No, it's not a deformed carrot.
1385
01:30:00,300 --> 01:30:04,811
ADULT LIFE SKILLS
LONE TWIN
1386
01:30:05,354 --> 01:30:06,354
Thank you.
1387
01:30:29,428 --> 01:30:32,642
♪ Well I don't know where I'm going ♪
1388
01:30:34,789 --> 01:30:38,317
♪ But I sure know where I've been ♪
1389
01:30:40,142 --> 01:30:41,861
♪ Hanging on the promises ♪
1390
01:30:41,885 --> 01:30:44,250
♪ In songs of yesterday ♪
1391
01:30:45,826 --> 01:30:48,793
♪ An' I've made up my mind, ♪
1392
01:30:51,245 --> 01:30:53,946
♪ I ain't wasting no more time ♪
1393
01:30:54,329 --> 01:30:56,524
♪ But, here I go again ♪
1394
01:30:57,586 --> 01:30:59,198
Congratulations.
(? You've won a coat. ?)
1395
01:30:59,761 --> 01:31:02,489
♪ Here I go again ♪
1396
01:31:06,916 --> 01:31:10,615
♪ Tho' I keep searching for an answer, ♪
1397
01:31:12,169 --> 01:31:16,059
♪ I never seem to find
what I'm looking for ♪
1398
01:31:17,467 --> 01:31:19,010
♪ Oh Lord, I pray ♪
1399
01:31:19,034 --> 01:31:21,880
♪ You give me strength to carry on, ♪
1400
01:31:23,401 --> 01:31:26,631
♪ 'Cause I know what it means ♪
1401
01:31:27,637 --> 01:31:31,618
♪ To walk along the
lonely street of dreams ♪
1402
01:31:33,167 --> 01:31:36,704
♪ An' here I go again on my own ♪
1403
01:31:38,119 --> 01:31:41,631
♪ Goin' down the only
road I've ever known, ♪
1404
01:31:43,508 --> 01:31:47,405
♪ Like a drifter I was born to walk alone ♪
1405
01:31:49,860 --> 01:31:52,329
♪ An' I've made up my mind ♪
1406
01:31:54,867 --> 01:31:57,496
♪ An' I ain't wasting no more time ♪
1407
01:32:00,177 --> 01:32:03,149
♪ I'm just another heart
in need of rescue, ♪
1408
01:32:05,408 --> 01:32:08,393
♪ Waiting on love's sweet charity ♪
1409
01:32:10,772 --> 01:32:12,357
♪ An' I'm gonna hold on ♪
1410
01:32:12,357 --> 01:32:14,728
♪ For the rest of my days ♪
1411
01:32:16,040 --> 01:32:19,260
♪ 'Cause I know what it means ♪
1412
01:32:20,330 --> 01:32:24,419
♪ To walk along the
lonely street of dreams ♪
1413
01:32:25,704 --> 01:32:29,852
♪ An' here I go again on my own ♪
1414
01:32:30,800 --> 01:32:34,429
♪ Goin' down the only
road I've ever known, ♪
1415
01:32:36,245 --> 01:32:40,054
♪ Like a drifter I was born to walk alone ♪
1416
01:32:42,556 --> 01:32:45,559
♪ An' I've made up my mind ♪
1417
01:32:47,775 --> 01:32:50,584
♪ I ain't wasting no more time ♪
1418
01:32:50,584 --> 01:32:53,186
♪ But here I go again ♪
1419
01:32:56,142 --> 01:32:58,458
♪ Here I go again ♪
1420
01:33:01,465 --> 01:33:04,538
♪ Here I go again ♪
1421
01:33:06,684 --> 01:33:10,300
♪ Here I go ♪
1422
01:33:29,946 --> 01:33:32,945
♪ 'Cause I know what it means ♪
1423
01:33:34,070 --> 01:33:38,025
♪ To walk along the lonely
street of dreams ♪
1424
01:33:39,503 --> 01:33:42,971
♪ An' here I go again on my own ♪
1425
01:33:44,588 --> 01:33:48,476
♪ Goin' down the only
road I've ever known, ♪
1426
01:33:49,808 --> 01:33:53,899
♪ Like a drifter I was born to walk alone ♪
1427
01:33:56,340 --> 01:33:59,471
♪ An' I've made up my mind ♪
1428
01:34:01,375 --> 01:34:04,356
♪ I ain't wasting no more time ♪
1429
01:34:05,834 --> 01:34:09,253
♪ An' here I go again on my own ♪
1430
01:34:10,962 --> 01:34:14,585
♪ Goin' down the only
road I've ever known, ♪
1431
01:34:16,188 --> 01:34:19,834
♪ Like a drifter I was born to walk alone ♪
1432
01:34:22,690 --> 01:34:25,764
♪ 'Cause I know what it means ♪
1433
01:34:26,777 --> 01:34:30,775
♪ To walk along the lonely
street of dreams ♪
1434
01:34:32,407 --> 01:34:35,127
♪ An' here I go again on my own... ♪
1435
01:34:49,010 --> 01:34:54,735
♪ When you're a million light years away ♪
1436
01:34:54,946 --> 01:34:59,020
♪ And you think less of me every day ♪
1437
01:35:01,006 --> 01:35:07,074
♪ I'll remember the way the sun would ♪
♪run across your face ♪
1438
01:35:07,853 --> 01:35:12,977
♪ And how I wish time would stand still ♪
1439
01:35:13,001 --> 01:35:16,425
♪ For another day. ♪
1440
01:35:28,137 --> 01:35:35,390
♪ And some lonely day
I'll write you and say ♪
1441
01:35:35,907 --> 01:35:40,553
♪ It never was hard to love the girl ♪
1442
01:35:40,577 --> 01:35:47,805
♪ that stole my heart away. ♪
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