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Marty?
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There are customers
waiting in the lounge
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and no one bringing
their cars around.
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Yeah, I know, Dad. Lowell
just quit this morning.
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Of course he did.
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It is impossible to keep
employees these days.
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Nobody in your
generation wants to work.
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Actually, he quit because
he sold a movie script
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to Oprah's company, but yeah.
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Well, if he wrote it
while he was working here,
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I want a percentage.
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And your mama get to meet Oprah.
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And Gayle.
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Mom, you are stressing me out.
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You are making this
a very big deal,
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and I got a lot going on.
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Mom, I love you. Love you.
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Love you, too, but
you're not hearing me!
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Yes, but everyone else is.
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I let my mom talk
me into coming home
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to Calgary for a quick visit,
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and suddenly she's throwing
me an enormous baby shower.
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Oh. Yes, the pastor's fine.
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But the whole congregation?
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I love you, too, Mommy.
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That woman is gonna
be the death of me.
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I told her I did not
want a baby shower.
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Well, the baby is gonna need
a lot of stuff when it comes.
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Yes, but a free stroller
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and bottle warmer isn't
worth me having to explain
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to two dozen old ladies
how I accidentally
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let some random
dude knock me up.
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No offense.
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Believe me, I know
how moms can get.
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What? What's wrong?
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I forgot to invite your mom.
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Oh!
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The shower's tomorrow,
and in another country.
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It's okay. It's okay.
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Then why did you scream? Did I?
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I shouldn't have.
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What am I gonna do?
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Your mom is never
gonna forgive me.
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Courtney, calm down, okay?
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It's gonna be okay.
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This isn't even
her kind of thing.
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And it's all the way in Canada.
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Trust me, you are
doing her a favor.
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Now she doesn't have to
let you down by saying no.
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Are you sure?
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Of course I'm sure.
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You think I don't
know my own mother?
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Okay. All right, you just,
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you just, you go
and-and have fun.
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And, uh, I'll see you
when you get back.
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Okay, okay, thank you.
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All right. "Get back"?
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Is she going to lunch already?
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No, Dad, she's going to Canada.
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Well, she better
be back in an hour.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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Dinner was fantastic, Gemma.
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The steaks were perfect.
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Oh, thanks, Tina. Mm-hmm.
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Calvin, cognac?
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Ah, you're breaking
out the 'yac.
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This friendship is
finally paying off.
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So, Lamar, am I crazy, or did
you take the bus here tonight?
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You're not crazy, Gemma.
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The Datsun caught on fire.
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Ah, that's a bummer.
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And you can't afford
to buy another car
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because you can't find a job.
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You can't find a job because
he doesn't have a car.
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Mm.
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It's quite a pickle.
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Well, I'd love to
give you a job,
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but the school has
a very clear policy
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on hiring convicted felons.
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You can't.
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Damn it.
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Just wish we knew someone
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who owned a private business.
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Ah, okay.
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I see I've been
suckered by the 'yac.
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Mm-hmm.
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You guys always talk
about how good people
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deserve a second chance.
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Yes, but not from me, Dave.
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Besides, I can't help.
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I don't have any openings.
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Yes, you do.
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Didn't Lowell the valet
guy just quit this morning?
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I had forgotten that.
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Yes, Tina.
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Thank you so much for
that very timely reminder.
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Do you really believe Mama
wouldn't care if she wasn't
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invited to the baby shower?
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Of course she'd care.
She'd be heartbroken.
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But that's why she's
never going to find out.
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Oh, really, Marty?
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This is the same woman who
knew Courtney was pregnant
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before Courtney knew
she was pregnant.
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I know. I know, I know,
but-but this is different.
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The shower's all
the way in Canada.
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And she don't know
nobody who's going.
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It's not like she
has magical powers.
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Marty, baby shower.
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She's a witch!
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I want to throw
Courtney a shower.
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Let's talk dates.
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Oh, dates! Yeah.
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For-for a future
shower, yes. Yeah.
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No! No, no, Courtney doesn't
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want a baby shower.
She hates showers.
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What kind of person
hates showers?
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Well, she's a millennial and
a Scorpio and a Hufflepuff.
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Oh, come on, it'd
be a super fun party
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where people give you stuff.
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I know. She's crazy.
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Talk about a milestone.
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You know, you never forget
the first day you drop off
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your long-lost dad at
his minimum-wage job
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just after he gets
out of prison.
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It's like a great country song.
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Listen, just so
we're clear, Lamar,
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there are a few requirements.
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All right, always keep
your uniform clean,
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be on time and
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don't steal anything.
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Roger that.
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Uh, Calvin, you promised
not to be prejudiced
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against a good man who
deserves a second chance.
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No, I said I'd give
him a second chance.
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I didn't say I wasn't
gonna be prejudiced.
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Yo, Marty.
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Oh, hey. You're
back from Calgary.
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Yes, I am so relieved.
It was crazy.
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But I survived, and the baby
got a ton of great gifts.
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And I made it back in
time for trivia night.
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We are going to crush that team
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of cocky dental hygienists,
the Flossy Posse?
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Boo.
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Sorry, di... uh, did
I hear trivia night?
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Because I am
fantastic at trivia.
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And I have no plans
tonight, guys.
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Nothing.
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David.
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Well, I know, but we
already have four.
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Uh, it's me, Courtney,
Malcolm and Julian.
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What's up? Here
you go, boss man.
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That Julian?
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Yeah.
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The coffee guy?
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He knows a million random facts.
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Yeah. Julian?
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Yo.
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Smallest Great Lake.
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By volume, Erie.
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By area, Ontario.
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Give me some, all right.
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And yet he wrote.
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"Clavion" on my latte.
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Oh, hey, do me a favor.
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Keep an eye out for
boxes at your house. Why?
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Well, people are constantly
stealing packages
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at my building, so I sent all
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the baby shower
gifts to your house.
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Oh, okay.
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When are they arriving?
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Well, the online registry stuff
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should start
getting there today.
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Today? Today, today.
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As-as in today.
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Oh, so convenient.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Shello?
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Malcolm, this is
no time for shello.
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Courtney sent the baby
shower gifts to our house.
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When Mom sees it, she's
gonna be more upset
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than when En Vogue broke up.
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Remember she came and
got us out of school?
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Oh, yeah, that was bad.
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You know what?
Hey, do not panic.
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Okay? Let me go check, baby bro.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Oh, whoa!
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I'm gonna get these inside.
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Okay. Hurry, hurry.
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Oh, my God!
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Malcolm? Malcolm, what is it?
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Hello, Malcolm.
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So I'm supposed to
believe she just forgot
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to invite me to a secret
Canadian baby shower?
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Yes, ma'am.
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Okay. Okay.
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And, uh... Marty,
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he didn't want you to
know because he thought
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that you might be... mad.
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Oh, I'm not mad.
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You're not?
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Mama, that is good.
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I'm more numb.
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Numb with sadness.
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I am so sorry, Mama.
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Is there, uh, is there
anything I can do to help?
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You can meet a girl,
get her pregnant,
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and invite me to
the baby shower.
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I was thinking more
like frozen yogurt.
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Hey, Calvin.
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Look at my dad out
here busting his hump.
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Yes, he is.
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I hate to admit it,
but you were right.
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Yeah. Hey, you know,
I was thinking.
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Maybe we should
take you and Tina
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out to drinks at
Ernie's tonight.
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You know, celebrate how
well this is all going.
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Is this just so you can
say, "I told you so"?
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Yeah, well, pretty much.
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Well, if you're buying,
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you can say whatever you want.
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And if your dad keeps
working like this,
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he's gonna be
employee of the month.
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What, uh, does employee
of the month get?
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They get to work another month.
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Good enough.
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She wasn't mad?
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No, I wish.
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She was sad.
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Oh, no, that's bad.
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Okay, okay, here's
what I'm thinking.
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This is one of those
problems that just goes away
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if you avoid it.
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Like the "check engine" light.
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Okay, I feel like you're
mocking me with that answer.
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Yes. But yes.
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Marty, what if Courtney
finds out you lied?
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You told her Mama wouldn't
care about the shower.
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Mom and Courtney
barely see each other.
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How's she gonna find out?
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Well, off the top of my head,
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I can think of one way.
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Wait a minute, does
that sign say...?
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Is it trivia night?
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Oh, God.
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Guys, we should play.
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This is starting to feel
like another Dave setup.
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I'm getting good at them, right?
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Hey...
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Mommy.
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I am so glad to see you,
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because when I told you
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that Courtney wasn't
having a baby shower,
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I just assumed you
meant in this country.
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Canadian showers are
completely different.
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It's like how they have
their own Thanksgiving,
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but it's on a different
day, so nobody cares.
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It's fine, Marty.
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It is?
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Yes.
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I got a lot of clarity today.
265
00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:26,250
I know that I will never be a
part of my grandchild's life.
266
00:10:26,350 --> 00:10:29,930
And I now know that
your word means nothing.
267
00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:32,030
No, w... that is not fine.
268
00:10:32,130 --> 00:10:33,630
Mommy... Hey, Marty.
269
00:10:33,730 --> 00:10:36,430
Hi, Mrs. B. Oh, you don't
have to call me Mrs. B.
270
00:10:36,530 --> 00:10:38,500
Just call me "random lady,"
271
00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:41,140
because that's all I'll
ever be to my grandchild.
272
00:10:44,610 --> 00:10:47,180
All right, you drunken
brainiacs, it's trivia time!
273
00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:51,650
Marty, why is your
mom mad at me?
274
00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:55,580
Well, that's a...
it's a quagmire
275
00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:57,850
in sort of an enigma,
276
00:10:57,950 --> 00:11:00,320
inside of a conundrum.
277
00:11:00,420 --> 00:11:02,460
It's a toughie.
278
00:11:05,230 --> 00:11:07,260
And final question of the round.
279
00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:09,900
One point for every
correct answer.
280
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,670
Name the noble gases.
281
00:11:11,770 --> 00:11:14,000
Oh, noble gases?
We got this. Yeah.
282
00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:16,300
I can't believe you,
Marty. Courtney, please.
283
00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:18,086
Hey, hey, hey, guys,
guys, can we please focus?
284
00:11:18,110 --> 00:11:19,240
We need some answers.
285
00:11:19,340 --> 00:11:20,510
I need some answers.
286
00:11:20,610 --> 00:11:22,216
Why did you tell me
your mom would be fine
287
00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:23,580
not going to the shower?
288
00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:25,326
Because I was trying
to make everyone happy.
289
00:11:25,350 --> 00:11:27,420
Oh, then, well done. Look
how happy everyone is.
290
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,280
Ah.
291
00:11:29,380 --> 00:11:30,450
Argon,
292
00:11:30,550 --> 00:11:31,950
radon, krypton, oganesson.
293
00:11:32,050 --> 00:11:33,160
Got them all.
294
00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:35,320
Dave, would you chill?
295
00:11:35,420 --> 00:11:37,730
Can't you see how
emotional Tina is?
296
00:11:37,830 --> 00:11:40,560
Yes, uh, but you know what would
make her feel better? Winning.
297
00:11:40,660 --> 00:11:42,730
Calvin, uh, number four.
298
00:11:42,830 --> 00:11:44,800
Are you sure that these are all
299
00:11:44,900 --> 00:11:47,200
the Pam Grier
movies of the 1970s?
300
00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:50,210
Dave, I told you, I
know my Pam Grier.
301
00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:52,710
It was me, Pam and my VCR.
302
00:11:52,810 --> 00:11:54,480
We had a thang.
303
00:11:57,510 --> 00:11:58,680
It was a friendship.
304
00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:03,320
And that's time. Pencils down.
305
00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:05,350
Look at this.
306
00:12:05,450 --> 00:12:07,590
It's a damn travesty.
307
00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:11,290
Marty, we got five
blank questions, man.
308
00:12:11,390 --> 00:12:12,830
Courtney was distracting me.
309
00:12:12,930 --> 00:12:14,776
You could have just made
up some answers, Marty.
310
00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:17,100
Apparently, lies
are your specialty.
311
00:12:18,670 --> 00:12:20,240
And I had to go to
a real dark place
312
00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:22,740
to name all these
serial killers.
313
00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:24,510
And for what?
314
00:12:31,110 --> 00:12:33,220
Marty, we need to do
something about this.
315
00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,220
Okay, don't worry.
316
00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:37,120
I have a solution.
317
00:12:37,220 --> 00:12:40,120
We just give her the baby.
318
00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:48,900
I'm not giving your mom my baby.
319
00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:53,170
Okay, yeah, when you say
it like that, of course...
320
00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:58,340
This, uh, might be the
skinny piña colada talking,
321
00:12:58,440 --> 00:13:01,810
but, uh, you guys blow.
322
00:13:03,180 --> 00:13:04,850
Come on, Dave, our
rideshare is here.
323
00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:06,950
We got to get home to
Grover. Ooh, Grover.
324
00:13:07,050 --> 00:13:10,320
Furry blue Muppet, debuted
on Sesame Street in 1970.
325
00:13:10,420 --> 00:13:12,350
Booyah.
326
00:13:14,490 --> 00:13:16,066
I bet you didn't expect
to have trivia winners
327
00:13:16,090 --> 00:13:18,090
in your car tonight, huh?
328
00:13:18,190 --> 00:13:23,400
And, yes, I did
have a piña colada.
329
00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:25,670
Ask me if I paid for
it. You can ask me.
330
00:13:25,770 --> 00:13:27,530
Okay, Dave, Dave. Calm
down. Ask me. Uh, sir?
331
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:32,470
Sir, sir, I requested a chatty
driver, and I'd like to chat.
332
00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:36,080
Nice night, huh?
333
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,880
Dad? Lamar?
334
00:13:38,980 --> 00:13:40,750
Where did you get this car?
335
00:13:40,850 --> 00:13:42,250
It's a loaner.
336
00:13:43,350 --> 00:13:44,750
Is this one of the Fusebox cars?
337
00:13:44,850 --> 00:13:46,720
Well, now you're just
jumping to conclusions.
338
00:13:46,820 --> 00:13:48,590
Am I?
339
00:13:48,690 --> 00:13:50,630
These are Fusebox floor mats.
340
00:13:52,190 --> 00:13:54,830
I didn't want to
get the car dirty.
341
00:13:54,930 --> 00:13:58,200
A good way to not get it dirty
would be not to steal it.
342
00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:00,300
Steal it?
343
00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,600
The kids call it
a "side hustle."
344
00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:05,340
The owner literally
handed me the keys
345
00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:07,340
and told me to take
good care of it.
346
00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:10,750
I don't think he meant to
pick up passengers in it.
347
00:14:12,180 --> 00:14:14,550
You didn't hear
the way he said it.
348
00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:19,090
What happened?
349
00:14:19,190 --> 00:14:21,490
I don't know. The
car just stopped.
350
00:14:21,590 --> 00:14:22,930
Why?
351
00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:24,660
Don't ask me. It's not my car.
352
00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:26,390
Well...
353
00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:28,330
When was the last
time you charged it?
354
00:14:28,430 --> 00:14:29,676
You know, I've been
meaning to look up
355
00:14:29,700 --> 00:14:30,706
how often you got to do that.
356
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,300
Hey, morning, Calvin.
357
00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:36,360
Just, uh, dropping off
your new favorite employee.
358
00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:37,510
Yeah. Hey, Lamar,
359
00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:39,340
the silver Hyundai we
worked on yesterday,
360
00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:40,780
it's only half charged.
361
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,410
Hmm, uh, charger must be broken.
362
00:14:42,510 --> 00:14:44,086
Yeah, I bet that's what it is.
363
00:14:44,110 --> 00:14:46,210
I'm sure that's what it
is. Has to be what it is.
364
00:14:46,310 --> 00:14:48,096
Happens to phone chargers,
happens to car chargers.
365
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,220
Case closed.
366
00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:52,020
Well-well, didn't
we run diagnostics
367
00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:54,360
on all of the chargers?
Well, in that case,
368
00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:56,036
could be something else,
could be anything else.
369
00:14:56,060 --> 00:14:57,960
Could be a million things. Yeah.
370
00:14:58,060 --> 00:15:00,060
It is a mystery that,
frankly, may never be solved.
371
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:03,130
In fact, we might
as well stop trying.
372
00:15:03,230 --> 00:15:05,070
Yeah, you should
definitely stop.
373
00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:08,170
Lamar, would you please plug the
Hyundai up to another charger?
374
00:15:08,270 --> 00:15:09,640
You got it, boss. Thank you.
375
00:15:09,740 --> 00:15:11,140
Thanks for covering for me.
376
00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:12,670
You're a good son.
377
00:15:12,770 --> 00:15:16,310
Yeah, maybe, but I'm
a terrible friend.
378
00:15:16,410 --> 00:15:19,010
You know, that's the first
time I've ever lied to Calvin.
379
00:15:19,110 --> 00:15:21,620
I mean, except for the time
that I told him his gazpacho
380
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,050
wasn't too salty.
381
00:15:23,150 --> 00:15:24,490
It was inedible.
382
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,490
It was like eating
a bowl of ocean.
383
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:36,130
Hey, Mom?
384
00:15:37,330 --> 00:15:38,400
Can we talk?
385
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:40,570
Sure.
386
00:15:40,670 --> 00:15:44,210
Just watching home movies,
when things were simple.
387
00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:46,840
Just me and Mama's
little babies.
388
00:15:46,940 --> 00:15:48,540
Aww.
389
00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:50,550
Is that Marty in
the school play?
390
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:54,320
Yeah. He was terrible.
He just stood there.
391
00:15:56,050 --> 00:15:57,720
I was playing a tree.
392
00:15:59,950 --> 00:16:02,690
Okay. Mom? Uh...
393
00:16:02,790 --> 00:16:04,690
I need you to know
how sorry I am.
394
00:16:04,790 --> 00:16:07,030
Okay? This whole thing
was all my fault.
395
00:16:07,130 --> 00:16:08,930
No, it's not, Marty.
396
00:16:09,030 --> 00:16:12,970
It all started because I made
an awful, stupid mistake,
397
00:16:13,070 --> 00:16:14,770
forgetting to invite you.
398
00:16:14,870 --> 00:16:16,270
It hurt your feelings,
399
00:16:16,370 --> 00:16:18,540
and I am so sorry.
400
00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:22,540
I guess I could have been a
little more understanding.
401
00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:24,850
I know what baby brain is like.
402
00:16:24,950 --> 00:16:26,680
One time, I got confused
403
00:16:26,780 --> 00:16:29,380
and put breast milk
in Calvin's coffee.
404
00:16:32,050 --> 00:16:34,220
Ew. He loved it.
405
00:16:35,190 --> 00:16:36,860
Ew. Ew.
406
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:39,860
But that's it exactly.
407
00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:41,460
I'm so scattered.
408
00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:44,300
I'm screwing up left and right.
409
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:48,340
But I don't just want you to
be a part of this baby's life.
410
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:49,700
I need you.
411
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,310
You do?
412
00:16:52,410 --> 00:16:54,980
I do. My mom is
2,000 miles away.
413
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,556
Yeah, and we're both gonna
be working full-time,
414
00:16:56,580 --> 00:17:00,080
so we gonna need somebody
to dump this baby on.
415
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,580
You'd dump that baby on me?
416
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,650
Ooh...
417
00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:07,820
Tina?
418
00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:09,590
Not now, Gemma!
419
00:17:11,930 --> 00:17:13,430
Uh, but it's an emergency.
420
00:17:13,530 --> 00:17:15,330
I've got clumpy
gravy on the stove
421
00:17:15,430 --> 00:17:16,800
and I don't know what to do.
422
00:17:18,430 --> 00:17:22,440
Gemma, I thought we agreed you
would never attempt gravy again.
423
00:17:22,540 --> 00:17:24,510
You don't have what it takes.
424
00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:27,940
Okay, before you say
anything else hurtful.
425
00:17:29,010 --> 00:17:30,510
Surprise!
426
00:17:30,610 --> 00:17:32,080
What is happening?
427
00:17:32,180 --> 00:17:34,420
It's a baby shower.
Well, actually,
428
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,950
it's a grandma shower
for our baby's Glammy T.
429
00:17:37,950 --> 00:17:39,450
That's me.
430
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:43,160
Here you go. Oh, my God... oh...
431
00:17:43,260 --> 00:17:46,930
Look, I know I said I forgave
you earlier, but I was lying.
432
00:17:47,030 --> 00:17:48,930
Now I forgive you.
433
00:17:50,130 --> 00:17:51,370
Ooh!
434
00:17:52,770 --> 00:17:54,140
Ooh, let me steal one of these.
435
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:03,410
He knows. Who?
436
00:18:03,510 --> 00:18:05,580
Calvin. He's on to us.
437
00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:07,850
I walked past him with a
tray of pigs in a blanket,
438
00:18:07,950 --> 00:18:10,890
and he said, "Let me
steal one of those."
439
00:18:13,090 --> 00:18:14,890
Seems pretty innocent.
440
00:18:14,990 --> 00:18:16,920
Excuse me. Oh, man.
441
00:18:17,020 --> 00:18:19,530
These things are so good,
man, they should be a crime.
442
00:18:21,830 --> 00:18:23,500
They're not that good.
443
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,170
What are you talking about?
444
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:26,500
Stop toying with me.
445
00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:32,310
God, you're like a cat, and
I'm like your little mouse.
446
00:18:32,410 --> 00:18:34,910
Son, it's okay. He's
racked with guilt.
447
00:18:35,010 --> 00:18:37,410
Calvin, you know that
car that wasn't charged?
448
00:18:37,510 --> 00:18:41,350
It's because I drove it for a
ride sharing service last night.
449
00:18:41,450 --> 00:18:44,750
Whoa, whoa. You took a
customer's car from the Fusebox?
450
00:18:44,850 --> 00:18:46,810
You got to understand, I'm
desperate to make money
451
00:18:46,850 --> 00:18:48,390
so I can come around more.
452
00:18:48,490 --> 00:18:51,190
I-I just got my family back
and I don't want to lose them.
453
00:18:51,290 --> 00:18:53,530
But I told Dave to
lie to you about it,
454
00:18:53,630 --> 00:18:55,360
and for that, I'm sorry.
455
00:18:55,460 --> 00:18:59,030
Oh, but you're not sorry
about the grand theft auto?
456
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:02,740
That, too?
457
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,580
Look, I'm sorry, Calvin.
458
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:11,380
You know, Dave, I've never
known you to be a liar.
459
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:13,650
I mean, you've been a
lot of other things.
460
00:19:13,750 --> 00:19:15,950
A nuisance, a pest,
461
00:19:16,050 --> 00:19:20,360
a pain in the ass, an over
talker, a bad dresser.
462
00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:27,030
But I know if you lied, then,
463
00:19:27,130 --> 00:19:29,860
it must have been for
an important reason.
464
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:31,870
It was.
465
00:19:31,970 --> 00:19:33,900
All right, I guess
this one time,
466
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,600
I'm just gonna look past it.
467
00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:37,440
So I can keep my job?
468
00:19:37,540 --> 00:19:39,010
Oh, no. You're fired.
469
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,210
I'm just not gonna
call the police.
470
00:19:42,310 --> 00:19:44,380
Okay. Well, thank you.
471
00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:47,380
But I tell you what,
I know for a fact
472
00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:50,250
that Motor Boys on
Marengo, they're hiring.
473
00:19:50,350 --> 00:19:53,320
And I would be more
than happy to write you
474
00:19:53,420 --> 00:19:55,520
a glowing recommendation.
475
00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:57,290
You'd do that for me?
476
00:19:57,390 --> 00:19:59,260
No.
477
00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:00,960
He's doing it for me.
478
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:03,330
No.
479
00:20:03,430 --> 00:20:05,100
I'm doing it because
I hate Motor Boys.
480
00:20:06,930 --> 00:20:10,240
Feel free to steal
everything under the roof.
481
00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:12,670
I will.
482
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,440
Let's see.
483
00:20:16,540 --> 00:20:17,780
Oh, so sweet.
484
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:19,180
Now I don't have to say it.
485
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:21,150
Yeah. Aww.
486
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:23,390
So cute. Mm-hmm.
487
00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:24,620
Glammy T?
488
00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:27,690
Open this one next. Ooh.
489
00:20:27,790 --> 00:20:30,630
Oh, my goodness.
490
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,330
Ah! How cute.
491
00:20:35,630 --> 00:20:39,270
Matching sneakers!
492
00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:51,610
You know, I've seen Mama
ugly-cry before, but Marty?
493
00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:54,150
Well, he is his mama's boy.
494
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:04,830
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