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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:46,115 --> 00:00:48,909 - Mireille, hurry. I'm on. - What's the problem? 2 00:00:49,616 --> 00:00:50,449 Move it. 3 00:00:50,538 --> 00:00:52,539 Can't you hear? I'm on now. 4 00:00:53,052 --> 00:00:55,004 - Let me finish. - That was my cue. 5 00:00:55,124 --> 00:00:57,871 - Listen to me! - I'm doing the hem! 6 00:00:58,294 --> 00:00:59,489 Let go, let go! 7 00:00:59,579 --> 00:01:00,746 Hurry up, Mireille! 8 00:01:01,704 --> 00:01:03,399 Let me go on stage! 9 00:01:03,974 --> 00:01:06,100 - Good going. - Fat whore! 10 00:01:06,125 --> 00:01:07,235 Dumb bitch! 11 00:01:07,767 --> 00:01:08,767 Fuck you! 12 00:01:09,091 --> 00:01:10,508 10-minute break! 13 00:01:11,419 --> 00:01:12,419 Take ten! 14 00:01:19,607 --> 00:01:20,732 Did I say "smoke"? 15 00:01:21,901 --> 00:01:23,109 You waved at me. 16 00:01:23,528 --> 00:01:25,195 Did I say "smoke"? 17 00:01:25,629 --> 00:01:28,019 I'd gun them all the fuck down. 18 00:01:38,154 --> 00:01:39,362 Where's Luigi? 19 00:01:39,585 --> 00:01:40,919 I have no idea. 20 00:01:41,087 --> 00:01:43,463 I may not pull up tomorrow's curtain. 21 00:01:43,631 --> 00:01:45,799 - Safety curtains are heavy. - Stop. 22 00:01:46,235 --> 00:01:48,152 Listen, forget about it! 23 00:01:48,344 --> 00:01:50,595 Luigi will go see Mrs. Pelissier. 24 00:01:50,763 --> 00:01:52,138 Everything's fine. 25 00:01:52,306 --> 00:01:54,891 We've changed the backdrop 8 times. 26 00:01:55,059 --> 00:01:59,181 Maybe we could get some back pay. It would make sense. 27 00:01:59,407 --> 00:02:00,908 Where are you going? 28 00:02:01,499 --> 00:02:03,125 Luigi isn't back yet? 29 00:02:03,150 --> 00:02:04,985 Back? Know where he is? 30 00:02:05,152 --> 00:02:08,321 The Jap doesn't know I play the ape tomorrow. 31 00:02:08,489 --> 00:02:12,784 An ass-hair ape suit for Japan's ancestral treasure. 32 00:02:12,952 --> 00:02:15,387 - Your Luigi is something. - He's not mine. 33 00:02:15,412 --> 00:02:17,265 National, not ancestral. 34 00:02:17,290 --> 00:02:18,623 Yes, Merriam Webster. 35 00:02:18,648 --> 00:02:21,008 You'll get your welfare benefits. 36 00:02:21,033 --> 00:02:22,209 Eat my benefits. 37 00:02:22,234 --> 00:02:25,153 Actors get welfare for so little work? 38 00:02:25,665 --> 00:02:27,982 - Unbelievable. - Who said that? 39 00:02:36,754 --> 00:02:38,088 Lots of people cheat. 40 00:02:38,161 --> 00:02:39,704 Did Luigi pay the Guild? 41 00:02:39,863 --> 00:02:40,863 No! 42 00:02:42,189 --> 00:02:43,697 I finished. Can I go? 43 00:02:43,722 --> 00:02:45,222 Mr. Blandin for Luigi. 44 00:02:45,891 --> 00:02:47,141 Finished with what? 45 00:02:47,166 --> 00:02:49,591 Can Popeye come up for Luigi? 46 00:02:49,616 --> 00:02:50,783 No, no, no! 47 00:02:50,990 --> 00:02:52,789 The more you say no, the harder I get. 48 00:02:55,286 --> 00:02:57,332 Usually on the weekend... 49 00:02:57,357 --> 00:03:00,496 "Usually" doesn't exist here. Did you ask the boss? 50 00:03:00,521 --> 00:03:03,185 The boss? We spoke once. He was drunk. 51 00:03:03,210 --> 00:03:06,083 Save the hyperbole for your internship reports. 52 00:03:09,592 --> 00:03:10,592 Luigi? 53 00:03:12,370 --> 00:03:14,349 Is he back? Did you tell him? 54 00:03:14,472 --> 00:03:16,181 Relax, I spoke to Clara. 55 00:03:16,301 --> 00:03:18,218 - I hope she dies. - Stop! 56 00:03:18,243 --> 00:03:21,120 Yes, Mireille, we'll kill her. Don't worry. 57 00:03:22,258 --> 00:03:23,258 Luigi? 58 00:03:24,112 --> 00:03:26,405 Full house? Half full? 59 00:03:27,010 --> 00:03:28,260 It's not the same. 60 00:03:28,475 --> 00:03:29,892 - Where's Luigi? - No idea. 61 00:03:29,917 --> 00:03:33,049 - He's not too involved. - Before open night! 62 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:34,513 You're welcome. 63 00:03:34,642 --> 00:03:37,446 Prune, all I want is an estimate. 64 00:03:37,726 --> 00:03:39,435 No, I'm not upset. 65 00:03:39,580 --> 00:03:41,831 No, this is not my unpleasant tone. 66 00:03:41,999 --> 00:03:42,933 Luigi! 67 00:03:42,958 --> 00:03:43,958 Nawel. 68 00:03:45,044 --> 00:03:46,896 - My expenses. - On my desk! 69 00:03:46,921 --> 00:03:48,713 Goddammit, Prune! 70 00:03:49,632 --> 00:03:51,874 Please, Prune, don't cry. 71 00:03:52,134 --> 00:03:56,262 Check the figures again. Call Theater Online, Cheap Tickz, 72 00:03:56,287 --> 00:03:57,992 Ticket-Tac, the FNAC. 73 00:03:58,180 --> 00:03:59,890 The FNAC. F... 74 00:04:00,944 --> 00:04:01,944 N... 75 00:04:02,311 --> 00:04:03,311 A... 76 00:04:03,380 --> 00:04:04,246 C... 77 00:04:04,271 --> 00:04:06,379 It's not at all what you think. 78 00:04:06,982 --> 00:04:09,859 Nawel? You want to touch base? 79 00:04:11,223 --> 00:04:12,432 Make her sleep. 80 00:04:13,116 --> 00:04:14,909 Or continue to sleep. 81 00:04:15,116 --> 00:04:17,283 Take it down a notch! 82 00:04:18,225 --> 00:04:20,918 - Down! - I disgust myself... 83 00:04:21,032 --> 00:04:23,284 Mr. Galabru, take it down a notch. 84 00:04:26,705 --> 00:04:28,353 I disgust myself... 85 00:04:28,546 --> 00:04:30,046 Take it down! 86 00:04:32,818 --> 00:04:34,026 I disgust myself. 87 00:04:34,051 --> 00:04:37,092 Prune, no one is questioning your competence. 88 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:38,680 Not at all. 89 00:04:38,764 --> 00:04:39,973 I'll call you back. 90 00:04:41,142 --> 00:04:42,400 I was looking for you. 91 00:04:42,643 --> 00:04:44,602 - Hello, Luigi. - Hi, gorgeous. 92 00:04:44,770 --> 00:04:46,980 - Is the cloud machine fixed? - Cloud? 93 00:04:47,148 --> 00:04:48,148 Smoke. 94 00:04:49,785 --> 00:04:52,120 Galabru is good. Damned good. 95 00:04:52,820 --> 00:04:54,779 What an actor! It's all about voice. 96 00:04:55,090 --> 00:04:57,366 Actors should be appreciated blindfolded. 97 00:04:57,391 --> 00:04:59,017 Is this what matters? 98 00:04:59,248 --> 00:05:01,911 Luigi! A guy's here for you. 99 00:05:01,936 --> 00:05:03,037 - Describe him. - Bum. 100 00:05:03,062 --> 00:05:04,520 - Coming. - What a genius. 101 00:05:04,758 --> 00:05:06,342 I have Galabru's agent. 102 00:05:06,542 --> 00:05:07,834 Kiss and hang up. 103 00:05:07,916 --> 00:05:10,709 You told Dazai Chris is the ape tomorrow? 104 00:05:10,869 --> 00:05:13,994 Of course he knows... I'm telling him now. 105 00:05:14,091 --> 00:05:16,134 Mrs. Dos Santos says she's... 106 00:05:16,231 --> 00:05:19,864 I can't stand you anymore. I mean it as a friend. 107 00:05:20,250 --> 00:05:21,931 Mrs. Dos Santos, my ass! 108 00:05:21,986 --> 00:05:25,948 He must realize I won't use a real ape on stage! 109 00:05:26,187 --> 00:05:30,048 "Must realize" or "knows"? Not exactly the same thing! 110 00:05:30,235 --> 00:05:31,986 Don't take that checkbook. 111 00:05:32,193 --> 00:05:34,068 We're overdrawn 300,000. 112 00:05:34,236 --> 00:05:36,798 Having it on me doesn't mean I'll use it. 113 00:05:36,823 --> 00:05:38,615 Why is my bed unmade? 114 00:05:39,103 --> 00:05:43,962 I spoke to Pelissier's secretary. Go and she'll give you the check. 115 00:05:44,679 --> 00:05:49,022 I know you don't like it, but go and charm her. 116 00:05:49,136 --> 00:05:52,855 And remember to go and reassure the crew first. 117 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:53,880 Tell me. 118 00:05:54,735 --> 00:05:59,446 Did you think I said that inanity: "It's not at all what you think"? 119 00:06:01,286 --> 00:06:02,286 No. 120 00:06:02,932 --> 00:06:05,308 But I didn't know about your appointment. 121 00:06:06,367 --> 00:06:08,789 I was with Karine, a friend of Chris'. 122 00:06:09,853 --> 00:06:12,813 Chris asked me to see her. 123 00:06:12,838 --> 00:06:15,465 He said it would be nicer, more humane, 124 00:06:15,736 --> 00:06:19,781 to do her a favor, to give her an interview... 125 00:06:20,113 --> 00:06:22,823 He thought it would be interesting for her... 126 00:06:23,077 --> 00:06:24,410 Luigi, phone call. 127 00:06:24,578 --> 00:06:25,370 Yes? 128 00:06:25,538 --> 00:06:27,830 - Galabru's agent? - No, Clara's. 129 00:06:27,998 --> 00:06:29,791 For you. Shall I put her on? 130 00:06:31,210 --> 00:06:32,919 Yes, I have to... 131 00:06:34,783 --> 00:06:36,493 The size of the names... 132 00:06:36,872 --> 00:06:38,998 Hers is as big as Galabru's. 133 00:06:39,023 --> 00:06:40,356 It's right here. 134 00:06:41,076 --> 00:06:43,578 I have the poster here. I'm not crazy! 135 00:06:43,832 --> 00:06:47,793 Françoise, we're one big family. Who cares about contracts? 136 00:06:49,016 --> 00:06:52,117 Sure, she'll be on stage tomorrow. What do you mean? 137 00:06:52,940 --> 00:06:57,213 Let's deal with these minor squabbles after opening night. 138 00:06:57,578 --> 00:06:58,828 Is that legal? 139 00:06:58,988 --> 00:07:01,906 What? I'll put Nawel on. 140 00:07:05,421 --> 00:07:08,256 No, I won't. You're right. It's better. 141 00:07:09,292 --> 00:07:10,626 I'll call you back. 142 00:07:13,335 --> 00:07:14,210 Thanks. 143 00:07:14,347 --> 00:07:15,389 Excuse me? 144 00:07:18,682 --> 00:07:19,890 Is there a problem? 145 00:07:20,907 --> 00:07:24,785 Insurance-wise, if someone performs without a contract, 146 00:07:24,810 --> 00:07:26,196 he's not covered. 147 00:07:26,555 --> 00:07:28,347 I was wondering if it's legal. 148 00:07:30,185 --> 00:07:31,519 Are those sausages? 149 00:07:31,937 --> 00:07:32,937 Yes. 150 00:07:33,939 --> 00:07:34,939 Who's she? 151 00:07:37,616 --> 00:07:40,546 Our graduate-school intern. Here since Tuesday. 152 00:07:41,113 --> 00:07:42,572 What's that outfit? 153 00:07:42,786 --> 00:07:44,578 I put her at the bar today. 154 00:07:45,670 --> 00:07:49,965 I see, she's the bar intern. How's the bar internship? 155 00:07:50,414 --> 00:07:52,165 Epitome of my career! 156 00:07:56,524 --> 00:07:57,980 Go wipe some glasses. 157 00:07:58,005 --> 00:08:00,212 It's better for all concerned. 158 00:08:01,137 --> 00:08:03,931 Dazai is fine with whatever you tell him. 159 00:08:04,678 --> 00:08:06,262 - Ever talk to kids? - No. 160 00:08:06,430 --> 00:08:08,723 Like talking to my grandparents. 161 00:08:08,891 --> 00:08:10,016 They're crazy. 162 00:08:10,184 --> 00:08:11,934 An idiot. I have no time. 163 00:08:12,683 --> 00:08:14,726 The crew's waiting. Talk to him. 164 00:08:14,894 --> 00:08:16,978 Every time you get plastered, 165 00:08:17,060 --> 00:08:19,706 you invite every drunkard to stop by. 166 00:08:20,603 --> 00:08:23,259 Should I talk to utility-room Karine too? 167 00:08:23,342 --> 00:08:25,302 Utility-room Karine? 168 00:08:31,486 --> 00:08:34,446 All these crazies now... Unbelievable... 169 00:08:34,941 --> 00:08:38,501 What a bunch of retards. I want to slap them good. 170 00:08:40,612 --> 00:08:43,197 Utility-room Karine is a job-seeking lady. 171 00:08:43,389 --> 00:08:46,245 And my job is to meet job-seekers. 172 00:08:46,584 --> 00:08:47,584 Yep. 173 00:08:47,805 --> 00:08:50,916 Young, sexy and buxom means she can't work? 174 00:08:50,941 --> 00:08:52,316 You find that fair? 175 00:08:52,476 --> 00:08:55,228 When you came to Paris, you were glad to work. 176 00:08:55,396 --> 00:08:56,275 Go ahead! 177 00:08:56,300 --> 00:09:00,345 Little Nawel arrived with a backpack, scarf and crayons. 178 00:09:00,567 --> 00:09:02,443 You were inexperienced too! 179 00:09:03,635 --> 00:09:06,512 Funny how I remember things differently. 180 00:09:07,658 --> 00:09:09,033 Nawel said to ask you. 181 00:09:09,201 --> 00:09:11,828 Put it on my desk. I'll pay after we open. 182 00:09:11,995 --> 00:09:14,038 Paying after doesn't exist! 183 00:09:14,206 --> 00:09:15,623 Now it does. 184 00:09:17,300 --> 00:09:18,482 Wasn't I right? 185 00:09:18,507 --> 00:09:19,341 What? 186 00:09:19,366 --> 00:09:21,492 - It started? - I'm going back in. 187 00:09:21,848 --> 00:09:23,515 So let's go around back. 188 00:09:27,383 --> 00:09:29,551 - Nice girl, Karine. Sweet. - Very. 189 00:09:29,766 --> 00:09:31,725 Go on, I can't hear a thing. 190 00:09:32,433 --> 00:09:34,851 Don't hurt her. She's the romantic type. 191 00:09:35,049 --> 00:09:35,869 You bet. 192 00:09:35,894 --> 00:09:38,688 She can leave the utility room. We don't bite. 193 00:09:38,856 --> 00:09:42,191 She's not my girlfriend either. I'm just helping. 194 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:44,822 Helping with what? What can she do? 195 00:09:45,028 --> 00:09:47,530 Someone here is a pain. Guess who! 196 00:09:48,628 --> 00:09:51,709 You watch out too! Why is this here? 197 00:09:51,986 --> 00:09:53,381 How are ticket sales? 198 00:09:53,495 --> 00:09:56,497 No precise figures. I said not to hire Prune. 199 00:09:56,649 --> 00:09:59,354 - Her husband has hemiplegia. - She sucks. 200 00:10:01,326 --> 00:10:02,743 Is that really nice? 201 00:10:03,528 --> 00:10:05,279 - She sucks. - She what? 202 00:10:05,674 --> 00:10:06,674 Sucks. 203 00:10:08,116 --> 00:10:10,483 - She's not great. - Here you are. 204 00:10:11,847 --> 00:10:12,972 So near. 205 00:10:14,706 --> 00:10:16,248 Pressed against me. 206 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:18,815 You say nothing. 207 00:10:20,368 --> 00:10:21,827 I feel your hands. 208 00:10:23,066 --> 00:10:24,525 Your sincere hands. 209 00:10:25,349 --> 00:10:27,391 Rugged like a winter morn. 210 00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:30,421 Slowly sliding along my skin. 211 00:10:31,668 --> 00:10:34,503 I feel your warm breath caressing my neck. 212 00:10:34,851 --> 00:10:36,310 Am I dreaming? 213 00:10:36,814 --> 00:10:38,103 It's beautiful. 214 00:10:38,540 --> 00:10:40,939 - Gorgeous set. - It better be. 215 00:10:41,668 --> 00:10:45,379 During the break, go backstage and reassure the crew. 216 00:10:45,667 --> 00:10:48,947 Mr. Michel Galabru, take it down a notch. 217 00:10:49,176 --> 00:10:52,377 Why this strange sensation of being held prisoner? 218 00:10:53,117 --> 00:10:55,326 I know not whether I will wake. 219 00:10:56,074 --> 00:10:58,993 Dazai didn't want to work in France anymore... 220 00:10:59,354 --> 00:11:00,646 Do nothing. 221 00:11:01,132 --> 00:11:03,189 - And here he is. - What do I do? 222 00:11:03,466 --> 00:11:04,299 Shut up. 223 00:11:04,324 --> 00:11:05,843 Please, Mr. Galabru. 224 00:11:06,072 --> 00:11:07,072 Take it down. 225 00:11:07,097 --> 00:11:09,724 I feel your warm breath caressing my neck. 226 00:11:11,479 --> 00:11:12,479 Am I asleep? 227 00:11:12,504 --> 00:11:14,057 Mr. Galabru, do nothing! 228 00:11:14,117 --> 00:11:15,201 Shut up. 229 00:11:15,226 --> 00:11:16,409 That's his text? 230 00:11:16,434 --> 00:11:18,846 - Understand French? - What do I do? 231 00:11:18,997 --> 00:11:20,122 Do I continue? 232 00:11:21,307 --> 00:11:22,541 It's not a comedy. 233 00:11:23,502 --> 00:11:26,791 Since I do nothing, I may as well do it at home. 234 00:11:28,319 --> 00:11:29,342 Mr. Galabru! 235 00:11:29,475 --> 00:11:30,567 Something's wrong. 236 00:11:30,592 --> 00:11:31,634 Sit down! 237 00:11:32,372 --> 00:11:33,414 There's a problem. 238 00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:34,866 They exhaust me. 239 00:11:34,891 --> 00:11:36,246 10-minute break. 240 00:11:36,452 --> 00:11:37,493 Go ahead. 241 00:11:37,716 --> 00:11:38,758 Go on! 242 00:11:38,783 --> 00:11:41,118 Can I come down? Is there a ladder? 243 00:11:46,003 --> 00:11:48,198 Michel... are you coming back? 244 00:11:48,609 --> 00:11:51,027 At my age it's hard to predict the future. 245 00:11:51,863 --> 00:11:52,905 Finally! 246 00:11:57,694 --> 00:11:58,694 Help. 247 00:11:59,264 --> 00:12:00,264 Take ten! 248 00:12:03,484 --> 00:12:06,975 Faeza! A bucket, ice cubes, towels. Hurry! 249 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,417 I'll call you back. 250 00:12:11,167 --> 00:12:14,252 2 months without pay and you're upset? 251 00:12:14,514 --> 00:12:16,223 What does this mean? 252 00:12:16,523 --> 00:12:18,649 Will money problems tear us apart? 253 00:12:19,063 --> 00:12:22,858 I'll invite you all out to dinner after opening night! 254 00:12:23,581 --> 00:12:26,797 Can anyone of you tell me eye to eye 255 00:12:26,898 --> 00:12:29,191 that he started a show here 256 00:12:29,281 --> 00:12:31,495 without being paid in full? 257 00:12:32,313 --> 00:12:33,354 Besides you. 258 00:12:33,514 --> 00:12:37,892 I didn't dream it! You swore we'd be paid before we open! 259 00:12:38,076 --> 00:12:40,490 If you pay us tomorrow, it's cool. 260 00:12:42,557 --> 00:12:45,016 Get your priorities straight, dammit! 261 00:12:45,411 --> 00:12:48,162 I have a man down, a colleague of yours! 262 00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:50,700 Chris... 263 00:12:50,886 --> 00:12:53,012 Look at me. I think you're better. 264 00:12:54,801 --> 00:12:56,510 What makes you think so? 265 00:12:58,407 --> 00:12:59,652 Here? 266 00:13:00,330 --> 00:13:01,330 Here. 267 00:13:01,889 --> 00:13:04,432 Right here... more I press, more it hurts. 268 00:13:05,687 --> 00:13:07,813 And if I press more, more pain. 269 00:13:07,993 --> 00:13:09,661 More I press, more it hurts? 270 00:13:10,494 --> 00:13:14,884 Can we see the scene with ape-man and actress-girl? 271 00:13:16,833 --> 00:13:20,082 Marcel, go to the workshop and make a splint. 272 00:13:21,776 --> 00:13:24,275 This boat has a captain and it's not you. 273 00:13:25,117 --> 00:13:28,137 Marcel, can you please go... 274 00:13:28,162 --> 00:13:29,495 I'm fine, I'm fine... 275 00:13:30,337 --> 00:13:33,170 Don't talk nonsense. What can you do like that? 276 00:13:33,195 --> 00:13:34,584 What's going on? 277 00:13:34,966 --> 00:13:36,133 Yes, every... 278 00:13:37,481 --> 00:13:38,940 Don't worry. It's fine. 279 00:13:39,092 --> 00:13:41,343 We'll start over. Minor hiccup. 280 00:13:41,598 --> 00:13:43,265 I'll strangle him. 281 00:13:43,612 --> 00:13:45,238 Okay, let's start again. 282 00:13:45,289 --> 00:13:48,073 Positions, please. Help him up! 283 00:13:48,355 --> 00:13:49,855 It's marvelous, kids! 284 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:51,798 No, it's not marvelous. 285 00:13:52,693 --> 00:13:53,943 There's someone hurt. 286 00:13:56,114 --> 00:13:57,848 There's someone hurt. 287 00:13:57,873 --> 00:13:59,239 We have to amputate. 288 00:14:00,346 --> 00:14:02,764 Get moving. What's taking so long? 289 00:14:03,401 --> 00:14:05,527 - Come on, everyone. - Here we are. 290 00:14:07,266 --> 00:14:08,850 Take it up a level. 291 00:14:08,875 --> 00:14:13,055 Ambulance, fireman, hospital. Only the best for Chris. 292 00:14:13,860 --> 00:14:15,548 Treat him like a prince! 293 00:14:15,702 --> 00:14:16,911 Goddammit! 294 00:14:17,175 --> 00:14:18,801 This guy is a prince! 295 00:14:19,711 --> 00:14:22,072 "Mr. Chris" deserves the best. 296 00:14:22,097 --> 00:14:23,639 So call that guy! 297 00:14:24,041 --> 00:14:26,626 And keep me posted minute by minute. 298 00:14:26,976 --> 00:14:28,383 What guy? 299 00:14:29,697 --> 00:14:30,739 Where you going? 300 00:14:32,252 --> 00:14:33,294 No, I'm here. 301 00:14:33,993 --> 00:14:35,953 Can ape-man go into his cage? 302 00:14:36,199 --> 00:14:37,449 - Yes. - No, no. 303 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:40,997 We've waited 2 months for the real ape. Enough! 304 00:14:41,064 --> 00:14:44,608 The real ape? The real ape is on the way. 305 00:14:45,370 --> 00:14:46,662 What real ape? 306 00:14:47,267 --> 00:14:48,601 And with what money? 307 00:14:49,104 --> 00:14:50,392 We want guarantees now. 308 00:14:50,417 --> 00:14:52,659 Call Pelissier. I want to hear. 309 00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:54,768 There you go. Now you're talking. 310 00:14:54,848 --> 00:14:57,391 He's right. Get it off your chests. 311 00:14:57,966 --> 00:14:59,925 Everyone, let it all out. 312 00:15:00,486 --> 00:15:01,486 Shut up. 313 00:15:01,803 --> 00:15:02,654 Excellent. 314 00:15:02,679 --> 00:15:05,347 Rehearsals are over until we get paid. 315 00:15:05,545 --> 00:15:06,545 Exactly. 316 00:15:07,830 --> 00:15:09,997 What do you mean, Marcel? 317 00:15:11,284 --> 00:15:13,619 - Strike. - Not the day before we open. 318 00:15:14,005 --> 00:15:17,689 Okay, let's all calm down! Let's have a coffee. 319 00:15:41,426 --> 00:15:43,302 You're really leaving? 320 00:15:44,187 --> 00:15:46,439 I'm doing my job. He wants an ape. 321 00:15:46,681 --> 00:15:49,117 What are you talking about? Stop! 322 00:15:49,142 --> 00:15:50,493 - Leaving? - No, Pat. 323 00:15:50,518 --> 00:15:51,953 You're a genius. 324 00:15:51,978 --> 00:15:54,509 Forget about the ape! 325 00:15:54,592 --> 00:15:57,219 I'll deal with it. I'll make some calls. 326 00:15:57,317 --> 00:15:59,318 You can't call. It's too late! 327 00:15:59,517 --> 00:16:01,309 Let's be real, see people. 328 00:16:01,383 --> 00:16:03,926 Touch, talk, discuss, have a drink. 329 00:16:04,091 --> 00:16:06,468 Have a drink with who? Talk to who? 330 00:16:06,701 --> 00:16:08,285 You don't get it! 331 00:16:09,143 --> 00:16:11,514 - Why are the doors locked? - You said to. 332 00:16:11,539 --> 00:16:14,267 Why do you always do what I say? 333 00:16:14,292 --> 00:16:16,186 Are we done? Can I go? 334 00:16:16,211 --> 00:16:20,338 If we don't get Ingrid's check, we implode. You understand? 335 00:16:20,655 --> 00:16:22,359 The show is over! 336 00:16:22,384 --> 00:16:24,903 I'll see Ingrid Pelissier, okay? 337 00:16:24,928 --> 00:16:26,762 Don't be a drama queen. 338 00:16:28,094 --> 00:16:31,305 What's the problem? Does she live too far away? 339 00:16:31,810 --> 00:16:33,185 It's too humiliating? 340 00:16:33,329 --> 00:16:35,705 Just relax. I'm on my way. 341 00:16:36,053 --> 00:16:37,262 Good luck! 342 00:16:38,501 --> 00:16:40,522 Remember I can't work late. 343 00:16:40,652 --> 00:16:42,653 Nathan will be very upset. 344 00:16:43,282 --> 00:16:44,282 Nathan? 345 00:16:45,198 --> 00:16:46,091 Nathan. 346 00:16:46,116 --> 00:16:47,950 My son. Your godson. 347 00:16:48,406 --> 00:16:50,414 He's 7 today. I made cheesecake. 348 00:16:50,821 --> 00:16:52,780 Jesus, Nathan is 7 years old. 349 00:16:53,039 --> 00:16:54,540 Time really flies. 350 00:16:55,387 --> 00:16:57,346 Give him a kiss from godfather. 351 00:16:58,148 --> 00:16:59,531 What do I do? 352 00:17:02,132 --> 00:17:03,924 Just go home. 353 00:17:04,498 --> 00:17:05,498 Ask him. 354 00:17:11,036 --> 00:17:12,119 Excuse me. 355 00:17:12,976 --> 00:17:15,185 Come here, bar intern. 356 00:17:15,290 --> 00:17:16,874 - Google... - What? 357 00:17:17,039 --> 00:17:20,947 Google... "monkey, trainer, emergency, help." 358 00:17:21,075 --> 00:17:22,168 Why me? 359 00:17:22,193 --> 00:17:24,069 You're here. I have no internet. 360 00:17:24,195 --> 00:17:26,071 I can't work late. 361 00:17:26,426 --> 00:17:27,426 Give me that. 362 00:17:34,028 --> 00:17:35,153 Where is he going? 363 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,959 Did he say anything about me? 364 00:17:39,419 --> 00:17:40,544 Like what? 365 00:17:40,962 --> 00:17:43,639 You're so lucky to work with him. 366 00:17:44,661 --> 00:17:47,204 Search "ruf-ruf", "meow-meow". 367 00:17:48,094 --> 00:17:49,303 What a guy. 368 00:17:50,972 --> 00:17:53,390 We serve no purpose and he keeps us. 369 00:17:55,070 --> 00:17:58,781 Hello, miss. I'd like to speak to Theo Saporos. 370 00:17:59,467 --> 00:18:02,761 "Dogs-Cats-Monkeys for Films-Videos-Commercials". 371 00:18:03,526 --> 00:18:05,611 Yes... Sarapos. 372 00:18:05,820 --> 00:18:08,614 - Is this for my internship? - Totally. Get in. 373 00:18:09,409 --> 00:18:11,243 How can I reach your boss? 374 00:18:11,268 --> 00:18:12,727 I can't stay late. 375 00:18:12,911 --> 00:18:14,453 I said to get in. 376 00:18:14,621 --> 00:18:16,622 Careful, she's into me. 377 00:18:16,822 --> 00:18:19,407 Actually it's a bit of an emergency. 378 00:18:20,335 --> 00:18:21,502 Hello, gorgeous. 379 00:18:23,171 --> 00:18:24,314 Hello, commandante. 380 00:18:24,339 --> 00:18:26,149 - Where are we going? - High society. 381 00:18:26,174 --> 00:18:28,288 Ever heard of Ingrid Pelissier? 382 00:18:36,215 --> 00:18:37,549 Paris belongs to us. 383 00:18:39,647 --> 00:18:41,106 Why are we here? 384 00:18:42,181 --> 00:18:44,516 Most beautiful sunset in Paris. 385 00:18:45,836 --> 00:18:46,836 Yeah. 386 00:18:46,861 --> 00:18:49,488 Are we taking a pause? Calling it quits? 387 00:18:49,656 --> 00:18:51,782 Where does Ingrid Pelissier live? 388 00:18:51,950 --> 00:18:54,034 Parc Monceau. Just think... 389 00:18:55,954 --> 00:18:58,956 An ape is about to meet us and he doesn't know. 390 00:19:00,429 --> 00:19:02,847 - How about your crew? - Don't worry. 391 00:19:03,211 --> 00:19:06,148 In an hour we'll be back with part of their pay. 392 00:19:06,435 --> 00:19:08,603 It's Saturday night in Paris. 393 00:19:08,758 --> 00:19:10,300 Let's not hole up. 394 00:19:10,712 --> 00:19:12,405 - In fact... - I have to go. 395 00:19:12,430 --> 00:19:14,165 My babysitter is leaving. 396 00:19:17,334 --> 00:19:18,628 Married with kids? 397 00:19:18,653 --> 00:19:20,225 No, a civil union. 398 00:19:20,353 --> 00:19:22,479 But I have a son, Gaspard. 399 00:19:22,642 --> 00:19:24,017 My neighbor helps out. 400 00:19:24,232 --> 00:19:26,275 - Gaspard? - He's 6 months. 401 00:19:26,512 --> 00:19:28,055 My partner works tonight. 402 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:31,617 - A civil union? - Jean-Bernard prefers, for taxes. 403 00:19:32,365 --> 00:19:34,283 I don't get it... Jean-Bernard? 404 00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:36,816 That can't be his name. 405 00:19:37,328 --> 00:19:38,662 Where's the problem? 406 00:19:39,231 --> 00:19:40,440 Are you serious? 407 00:19:43,861 --> 00:19:45,369 - What? - Too perfect. 408 00:19:46,129 --> 00:19:47,791 His name is Jean-Bernard? 409 00:19:48,318 --> 00:19:52,646 There are parents who say "My son will be called Jean-Bernard"? 410 00:19:53,534 --> 00:19:54,701 We call him JB. 411 00:19:56,330 --> 00:19:57,330 Okay, then! 412 00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:01,523 Big difference. 413 00:20:04,633 --> 00:20:07,677 Why tell me where he is? To make me happy. 414 00:20:09,331 --> 00:20:12,409 Exactly. If you knew me better, you wouldn't want to. 415 00:20:14,805 --> 00:20:16,973 You're smiling now. She's smiling. 416 00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:19,586 How? You think I don't see you? 417 00:20:23,432 --> 00:20:25,892 The Pont Alexandre III. Thanks so much. 418 00:20:26,169 --> 00:20:27,836 It'll be our little secret. 419 00:20:28,152 --> 00:20:30,403 I'll take you to dinner at the circus. 420 00:20:31,885 --> 00:20:32,969 It worked? 421 00:20:33,176 --> 00:20:34,509 You found him? 422 00:20:34,648 --> 00:20:35,898 And he has an ape? 423 00:20:36,090 --> 00:20:38,091 Not any ape. A star. 424 00:20:38,449 --> 00:20:40,992 The ape from that deodorant ad 425 00:20:41,071 --> 00:20:42,402 with Depardieu. 426 00:20:42,936 --> 00:20:45,062 Aren't we getting your money now? 427 00:21:00,662 --> 00:21:05,165 Excuse me, guys. The trailer of the great Theo Sarapos? 428 00:21:06,545 --> 00:21:08,713 Okay. He's obviously a star. 429 00:21:08,865 --> 00:21:11,607 - Why are we here? - It's on the way. 430 00:21:11,933 --> 00:21:13,392 Excuse me, gentlemen. 431 00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:15,540 The way to what? 432 00:21:15,661 --> 00:21:19,539 I'm the former owner. I'm doing a walk-through. 433 00:21:19,961 --> 00:21:21,503 None of you needs me. 434 00:21:22,094 --> 00:21:23,595 Life's a bummer. 435 00:21:24,153 --> 00:21:25,153 So... 436 00:21:25,645 --> 00:21:27,187 What about Pelissier? 437 00:21:27,313 --> 00:21:29,314 Anyone see a guy with an ape? 438 00:21:29,396 --> 00:21:30,855 I'm busy. Ask them. 439 00:21:33,541 --> 00:21:36,001 - You're not Theo Sarapos? - Nope. 440 00:21:37,794 --> 00:21:40,004 Hello, sir. I'd like to paint you. 441 00:21:40,586 --> 00:21:42,087 Miss, excuse me... 442 00:21:42,537 --> 00:21:44,705 Theo Sarapos' trailer? 443 00:21:44,858 --> 00:21:46,567 - The animal guy? - Yes. 444 00:21:46,970 --> 00:21:48,596 He must be in makeup. 445 00:21:49,695 --> 00:21:51,779 Thanks... Nice earbud. 446 00:21:53,432 --> 00:21:55,559 I was thinking, if you had two... 447 00:21:56,384 --> 00:21:58,915 you'd have a pretty pair of buds. 448 00:21:59,941 --> 00:22:01,901 And we laughed and laughed... 449 00:22:02,335 --> 00:22:04,920 Why didn't you see to this earlier? 450 00:22:05,101 --> 00:22:07,936 How can Chris survive without work? 451 00:22:08,104 --> 00:22:10,147 - And an ape... - Requires care! 452 00:22:10,309 --> 00:22:11,935 Is makeup in here? 453 00:22:15,348 --> 00:22:16,598 My uniform. 454 00:22:19,244 --> 00:22:21,412 It's me. It's Granny! 455 00:22:22,089 --> 00:22:23,297 Who is that asshole? 456 00:22:23,770 --> 00:22:25,688 I'll wait here. Make it fast. 457 00:23:04,644 --> 00:23:05,644 Don't remember me? 458 00:23:06,740 --> 00:23:07,740 Yes. 459 00:23:10,127 --> 00:23:11,377 Just remind me... 460 00:23:11,586 --> 00:23:12,586 No. 461 00:23:13,098 --> 00:23:15,558 But I do. I haven't forgotten. 462 00:23:15,867 --> 00:23:17,679 I auditioned for you 3 years ago. 463 00:23:18,052 --> 00:23:20,511 I had a Siamese cat. A dream feline. 464 00:23:21,093 --> 00:23:23,553 Smart, sweet... clean as a whistle. 465 00:23:23,846 --> 00:23:25,303 You never called back. 466 00:23:27,404 --> 00:23:29,071 - Fuck... - Yeah, fuck. 467 00:23:29,473 --> 00:23:32,934 That's your game? You breeze in, shake the coconut tree, 468 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:35,041 and bingo, down the hatch? 469 00:23:35,694 --> 00:23:36,859 Guess again, pal. 470 00:23:41,848 --> 00:23:42,965 See this? 471 00:23:50,988 --> 00:23:52,238 Just that. 472 00:23:52,914 --> 00:23:54,373 10 years of my life. 473 00:23:54,806 --> 00:23:57,433 Just that. Lighting a fucking cigarette. 474 00:23:57,773 --> 00:23:59,750 10 years. Wake up at 6. 475 00:24:00,271 --> 00:24:02,606 Train from 7 to 11. After that she bites. 476 00:24:02,673 --> 00:24:04,591 Train again from 3 to 7. 477 00:24:04,829 --> 00:24:08,165 Till you want to sob, or puke. Or shoot her. 478 00:24:09,319 --> 00:24:10,945 Yeah... wow. 479 00:24:11,894 --> 00:24:14,521 You showbiz guys got it good. Nice tux. 480 00:24:14,722 --> 00:24:17,182 What's on for tonight? An exhibition? 481 00:24:17,952 --> 00:24:20,245 A cocktail party? A premiere? 482 00:24:20,820 --> 00:24:21,987 Can I come? 483 00:24:23,053 --> 00:24:24,554 Stick my ape up your ass. 484 00:24:25,008 --> 00:24:26,384 Think twice next time. 485 00:24:26,409 --> 00:24:28,201 Improv doesn't always work. 486 00:24:28,462 --> 00:24:29,754 Time to grow up. 487 00:24:29,779 --> 00:24:32,322 Theo, go home. They cut the ape crap. 488 00:24:33,772 --> 00:24:36,024 - Meaning? - We don't need Lisette. 489 00:24:36,247 --> 00:24:37,830 What the fuck? 490 00:24:40,102 --> 00:24:41,185 Beat it! 491 00:24:41,729 --> 00:24:44,064 Is it you? Is it you who cut my ape? 492 00:24:44,950 --> 00:24:46,404 You better watch out! 493 00:24:46,429 --> 00:24:49,264 You have no idea who you're messing with! 494 00:24:49,289 --> 00:24:50,611 No idea! 495 00:24:50,852 --> 00:24:53,479 You're lucky you got glasses! 496 00:24:55,101 --> 00:24:57,978 Hands off! You'll never forget this! 497 00:24:58,406 --> 00:24:59,448 Excuse me. 498 00:25:00,260 --> 00:25:02,219 - You're with Luigi? - For work. 499 00:25:04,691 --> 00:25:05,941 Theater de l'Etoile. 500 00:25:05,966 --> 00:25:10,223 I intern for the Pelissier Group. Next week, food processing. 501 00:25:11,391 --> 00:25:13,047 The Theater de l'Etoile... 502 00:25:13,873 --> 00:25:16,016 It's a miracle it stays open. 503 00:25:34,270 --> 00:25:35,854 What are we waiting for? 504 00:25:41,754 --> 00:25:44,715 So it's a no go. We can go home. 505 00:26:07,968 --> 00:26:09,177 Good evening... 506 00:26:17,853 --> 00:26:19,104 Yes, and you? 507 00:26:26,708 --> 00:26:28,417 Mommy! An ape! 508 00:26:28,665 --> 00:26:31,751 Yes, it is. You're a very clever boy. 509 00:26:31,934 --> 00:26:35,061 - Is he nice? - No, ma'am. Not at all. 510 00:26:44,450 --> 00:26:45,684 Why don't we run? 511 00:26:46,058 --> 00:26:47,850 Why? What did we do wrong? 512 00:26:50,569 --> 00:26:52,778 Wild animals belong to no one. 513 00:27:01,915 --> 00:27:05,376 Weren't we supposed to get the money first? 514 00:27:05,568 --> 00:27:06,860 Yeah, we're going. 515 00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:09,294 Think about others. 516 00:27:09,454 --> 00:27:11,913 She lived in a cage for years. 517 00:27:12,032 --> 00:27:15,285 She wants to live it up, have a drink in a hip bar. 518 00:27:18,479 --> 00:27:19,562 Taxi! 519 00:27:31,953 --> 00:27:32,953 Here. 520 00:27:36,392 --> 00:27:37,392 Don't mention it. 521 00:27:38,044 --> 00:27:39,044 Michel, 522 00:27:39,185 --> 00:27:41,686 give me change for 300 euros. 523 00:27:41,711 --> 00:27:42,919 Michel... 524 00:27:43,981 --> 00:27:47,567 stopped working here on April 3, 2003. 525 00:27:49,951 --> 00:27:51,326 Time really flies. 526 00:27:57,289 --> 00:27:59,748 Pat, you visited Japan, didn't you? 527 00:28:00,815 --> 00:28:01,815 No. 528 00:28:02,906 --> 00:28:06,242 My wife's cousin often goes to Japan. 529 00:28:07,421 --> 00:28:09,335 She likes planning trips. 530 00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:11,349 She really likes it. 531 00:28:12,344 --> 00:28:15,180 I hear it's very, very pretty. 532 00:28:15,848 --> 00:28:17,307 You have to be into it. 533 00:28:18,062 --> 00:28:19,688 But they work hard there. 534 00:28:22,310 --> 00:28:23,928 They're workaholics! 535 00:28:26,932 --> 00:28:28,641 Their suicide rate... 536 00:28:28,982 --> 00:28:30,107 Sky high. 537 00:28:30,736 --> 00:28:34,113 WHERE TO TAKE AN APE IN PARIS... 538 00:28:41,610 --> 00:28:42,610 Aline! 539 00:28:43,603 --> 00:28:47,602 Sweetheart, can you cash this for 200? Small bills. 540 00:28:47,876 --> 00:28:49,508 So I'll call you tomorrow? 541 00:28:49,742 --> 00:28:51,672 It's Sunday. I'm in weekend mode. 542 00:28:51,697 --> 00:28:54,109 Go to your personal office, 543 00:28:54,134 --> 00:28:57,553 maybe even use your smartphone to consult my account. 544 00:28:57,668 --> 00:28:58,668 I can't. 545 00:28:58,693 --> 00:29:01,801 If you do, increase my overdraft by 50,000. 546 00:29:02,001 --> 00:29:05,129 I can't. I'm just an account manager. 547 00:29:05,325 --> 00:29:08,202 I don't make big decisions. 548 00:29:08,691 --> 00:29:10,483 The realm of the impossible! 549 00:29:10,776 --> 00:29:13,112 Like magic. My daily life is magic. 550 00:29:13,307 --> 00:29:16,226 Every day I pay 27 salaries. What do I do? 551 00:29:16,537 --> 00:29:19,205 I just do it. I ask you to come along. 552 00:29:19,285 --> 00:29:22,954 Take my hand. Let's traverse the night of indifference. 553 00:29:23,122 --> 00:29:25,540 Abandon fear and cast off all limits. 554 00:29:25,709 --> 00:29:28,211 But an account manager has limits. 555 00:29:28,317 --> 00:29:30,732 It's glorious. He's an account manager! 556 00:29:30,921 --> 00:29:32,422 Reason to rejoice! 557 00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:35,550 Lucky you! Fate took me elsewhere. 558 00:29:41,857 --> 00:29:44,247 An appointment with your banker here? 559 00:29:44,396 --> 00:29:47,231 Appointment? Are you crazy? Pure chance. 560 00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:48,568 Hey, guys! 561 00:29:48,689 --> 00:29:50,547 That's what I call management! 562 00:29:52,578 --> 00:29:56,203 Relax! Feed her, then I'll go lick Pelissier's ass. 563 00:29:56,405 --> 00:29:57,822 I have my babysitter. 564 00:29:57,990 --> 00:29:59,991 Beautiful, a mommy in the night. 565 00:30:26,021 --> 00:30:28,397 Is anyone going to keep us informed? 566 00:30:35,884 --> 00:30:36,884 Lovely. 567 00:30:38,207 --> 00:30:41,884 I get spit in the face for barely 1,000 euros a day. 568 00:30:43,361 --> 00:30:44,751 1,000 euros a day? 569 00:31:06,975 --> 00:31:08,392 How did you meet JB? 570 00:31:10,883 --> 00:31:12,008 You really care? 571 00:31:12,033 --> 00:31:14,784 Not at all. I really couldn't care less. 572 00:31:14,923 --> 00:31:18,509 It's just to be polite. Idle chitchat. Filler. 573 00:31:18,779 --> 00:31:21,204 If we don't talk, life is endless. 574 00:31:22,243 --> 00:31:24,641 For months he sat next to me at college, 575 00:31:24,952 --> 00:31:26,536 scared to look at me. 576 00:31:29,456 --> 00:31:31,916 It's so cute, I have chills. 577 00:31:33,669 --> 00:31:37,797 Think I'm a stereotype? That only your way of life is cool? 578 00:31:37,965 --> 00:31:39,989 I don't lie to my best friend. 579 00:31:40,652 --> 00:31:42,069 I never lie to Nawel. 580 00:31:42,519 --> 00:31:44,215 I like to surprise her. 581 00:31:44,429 --> 00:31:46,097 SAFETY CURTAIN 582 00:31:53,491 --> 00:31:56,034 Good evening, you've reached Luigi... 583 00:32:17,629 --> 00:32:20,208 Know the difference between 584 00:32:21,023 --> 00:32:23,473 an ape and Leonardo de Vinci? 585 00:32:24,636 --> 00:32:25,612 No. 586 00:32:25,637 --> 00:32:27,805 Ever see an ape paint the Mona Lisa? 587 00:32:28,199 --> 00:32:29,533 Incredible. 588 00:32:29,725 --> 00:32:30,933 Thank you... 589 00:32:33,103 --> 00:32:34,979 It's amazing. You get it? 590 00:32:35,084 --> 00:32:36,084 Yeah. 591 00:32:36,155 --> 00:32:37,899 Do you get it or not? 592 00:32:38,580 --> 00:32:41,736 Seriously, an ape can't paint the Mona Lisa. 593 00:32:42,112 --> 00:32:43,446 It's too hard. 594 00:32:43,864 --> 00:32:45,656 It's based on reality. 595 00:32:46,262 --> 00:32:49,303 She didn't get it. Because it's funny. 596 00:32:49,328 --> 00:32:52,371 He was telling you a joke. To make you laugh. 597 00:32:52,497 --> 00:32:55,041 - Explain. I'll be back. - I got it. 598 00:32:55,459 --> 00:32:57,501 I'll leave you to... 599 00:32:59,171 --> 00:33:01,756 It's not monkey business. It's a joke! 600 00:33:02,588 --> 00:33:05,845 But believe me, an ape can paint. 601 00:33:05,870 --> 00:33:08,799 Nawel? Our family has grown bigger. 602 00:33:09,017 --> 00:33:11,310 No, I haven't seen Ingrid yet. 603 00:33:11,705 --> 00:33:14,206 No, it's fine with her. I'll go shortly. 604 00:33:14,608 --> 00:33:16,109 I couldn't call you! 605 00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:19,105 What? Tell me now. 606 00:33:20,197 --> 00:33:21,990 Okay, then meet me 607 00:33:22,015 --> 00:33:23,765 at the bar on rue Princesse. 608 00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:28,782 On rue Princesse. I'd rather hear bad news in a nice place. 609 00:33:29,159 --> 00:33:30,159 Princesse! 610 00:33:30,986 --> 00:33:33,361 I don't know... Google Maps. 611 00:33:33,538 --> 00:33:36,082 From the verb: I Google-Maps, you Google-Maps, 612 00:33:36,107 --> 00:33:37,858 he/she/it Google-Maps! 613 00:33:45,022 --> 00:33:48,318 You can train an ape however you want... 614 00:34:33,231 --> 00:34:35,746 It's important to know how to mourn. 615 00:34:42,649 --> 00:34:43,649 Look. 616 00:34:44,838 --> 00:34:46,589 Good ad campaign. 617 00:34:52,222 --> 00:34:53,457 She's dead. 618 00:34:55,540 --> 00:34:56,748 We killed her. 619 00:34:57,979 --> 00:34:59,416 We barely knew her. 620 00:35:00,596 --> 00:35:02,847 It's as if we broke a vase. 621 00:35:04,572 --> 00:35:06,448 And you know, apes... 622 00:35:06,842 --> 00:35:08,551 Seen one, you've seen them all. 623 00:35:08,712 --> 00:35:11,171 We'll buy another one. Life goes on. 624 00:35:13,418 --> 00:35:14,418 Find it funny? 625 00:35:14,443 --> 00:35:16,194 - It doesn't. - Not really. 626 00:35:18,122 --> 00:35:19,580 Know the African proverb? 627 00:35:19,915 --> 00:35:20,915 No. 628 00:35:22,112 --> 00:35:25,145 "An ape that dies is a forest that's reborn." 629 00:35:28,295 --> 00:35:30,599 "An old man who dies is a library that burns." 630 00:35:30,624 --> 00:35:32,459 Of course. That's it. 631 00:35:32,952 --> 00:35:34,154 Of course that's it. 632 00:35:34,273 --> 00:35:36,412 What's the connection with the ape? 633 00:35:39,581 --> 00:35:41,081 What are you saying? 634 00:35:41,359 --> 00:35:43,234 Clara gets 1,000 per rehearsal? 635 00:35:43,259 --> 00:35:44,927 When do you see Pelissier? 636 00:35:45,411 --> 00:35:47,037 Couldn't you call me? 637 00:35:47,144 --> 00:35:50,598 Where were you? What do you mean our family got bigger? 638 00:35:50,717 --> 00:35:53,844 - Who negotiated Clara's contract? - You. 639 00:35:54,513 --> 00:35:55,554 Me? 640 00:35:55,701 --> 00:35:58,615 What got into me? Couldn't you stop me? 641 00:35:59,974 --> 00:36:01,015 What a bitch. 642 00:36:01,848 --> 00:36:03,223 Who's a bitch? 643 00:36:04,736 --> 00:36:06,445 1,000 a day. What a bitch. 644 00:36:06,566 --> 00:36:10,653 Don't say that! Who are you people? And you keep quiet? 645 00:36:10,678 --> 00:36:13,722 Poor old Pat won't eat his frozen mincemeat. 646 00:36:13,747 --> 00:36:14,831 His what? 647 00:36:15,158 --> 00:36:16,492 Frozen mincemeat. 648 00:36:16,597 --> 00:36:19,265 His frozen mincemeat. Why frozen mincemeat? 649 00:36:19,417 --> 00:36:21,668 - It's what he eats. - Frozen food? 650 00:36:21,957 --> 00:36:23,499 - Mincemeat. - Pat? 651 00:36:23,628 --> 00:36:25,886 - Why frozen mincemeat? - He has bad teeth. 652 00:36:26,164 --> 00:36:28,290 - So he eats frozen mincemeat? - Daily. 653 00:36:29,381 --> 00:36:32,424 Who cares if Pat eats frozen mincemeat every day? 654 00:36:32,561 --> 00:36:33,728 Enough! 655 00:36:33,903 --> 00:36:37,302 Your crew of 18 won't show up tomorrow night. 656 00:36:37,549 --> 00:36:39,550 Go and get the damn check! 657 00:36:39,679 --> 00:36:41,138 Excuse me... 658 00:36:47,516 --> 00:36:50,435 I won't spend my nights in fancy bars! 659 00:36:50,735 --> 00:36:54,572 Go kiss Pelissier's ass and text me when Marcel is calm! 660 00:36:54,637 --> 00:36:56,948 Marcel? What about Marcel? 661 00:36:59,411 --> 00:37:01,161 Here, sir. Will you be okay? 662 00:37:01,227 --> 00:37:02,227 Just fine. 663 00:37:02,442 --> 00:37:03,442 Chris! 664 00:37:07,752 --> 00:37:09,169 You need me. 665 00:37:09,337 --> 00:37:10,462 Are you leaving? 666 00:37:11,083 --> 00:37:12,500 I was going home, but... 667 00:37:12,716 --> 00:37:15,787 They said to rest up if I act tomorrow. 668 00:37:17,188 --> 00:37:18,814 Forget it. Take care. 669 00:37:19,014 --> 00:37:20,139 Don't worry... 670 00:37:20,681 --> 00:37:22,102 Forget about it. 671 00:37:24,227 --> 00:37:27,062 Should I call a girl? Where are you sleeping? 672 00:37:27,230 --> 00:37:28,397 Forget it. 673 00:37:28,502 --> 00:37:32,025 No way! You're using the theater checkbook? 674 00:37:32,425 --> 00:37:35,111 Did he write a lot of checks tonight? 675 00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:36,906 I don't know. 676 00:37:36,931 --> 00:37:38,891 You really want to screw us over. 677 00:37:39,075 --> 00:37:40,868 Give me the checkbook. 678 00:37:41,036 --> 00:37:43,329 It was the last check, I swear. 679 00:37:45,201 --> 00:37:46,326 Goodnight, Chris. 680 00:37:46,798 --> 00:37:47,924 Keep me posted? 681 00:37:48,084 --> 00:37:50,544 You got a buddy in this city, 24/7! 682 00:37:50,664 --> 00:37:52,915 My God! No one said you were here! 683 00:37:53,091 --> 00:37:55,009 I'm not staying. 684 00:37:56,131 --> 00:37:58,216 Damn, you're funny... 685 00:37:59,900 --> 00:38:00,942 Miss... 686 00:38:01,681 --> 00:38:02,848 In love? 687 00:38:03,767 --> 00:38:04,767 No. 688 00:38:05,492 --> 00:38:06,492 How are you? 689 00:38:06,517 --> 00:38:08,538 This is the man who managed 690 00:38:08,563 --> 00:38:11,398 to bring Dazai the Grand back to Paris! 691 00:38:11,566 --> 00:38:14,191 How's it going? Selling any tickets? 692 00:38:15,924 --> 00:38:18,408 Full house. Two people to a seat. 693 00:38:18,562 --> 00:38:21,188 Great news. You reassure me. 694 00:38:22,740 --> 00:38:25,225 If only you knew how nasty people are. 695 00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:33,217 Hear that, bitch? The Etoile is sold out! 696 00:38:33,380 --> 00:38:37,327 I guess... I can't ask you to accompany me. 697 00:38:38,055 --> 00:38:41,266 I'll beg the old biddy alone. Thanks a lot. 698 00:38:42,748 --> 00:38:44,040 What did I say? 699 00:38:47,255 --> 00:38:48,395 What's wrong? 700 00:38:51,694 --> 00:38:55,113 You can ask for anything. I'll always be here for you. 701 00:38:55,305 --> 00:38:57,765 But once a year, one fucking time... 702 00:38:58,862 --> 00:39:03,042 My son needs to feel I'm there for him, available, on time! 703 00:39:03,793 --> 00:39:05,460 I'm sorry, forgive me. 704 00:39:05,713 --> 00:39:08,048 Go to your birthday party. Sorry. 705 00:39:08,466 --> 00:39:10,592 I'll go have a drink. Sorry. 706 00:39:18,614 --> 00:39:21,074 Enough with your bullshit apologies. 707 00:39:21,292 --> 00:39:23,418 You're not sorry. You don't care! 708 00:39:23,507 --> 00:39:27,734 I'm with you day and night, constantly doing damage control. 709 00:39:28,072 --> 00:39:29,679 This is another whim. 710 00:39:29,855 --> 00:39:33,525 You just think it's more fun to go there with me. 711 00:39:33,732 --> 00:39:36,567 Sorry, tonight my son comes before work. 712 00:39:36,735 --> 00:39:37,860 Your work? 713 00:39:39,208 --> 00:39:41,724 You and I are just a work relationship? 714 00:39:42,511 --> 00:39:43,678 Fuck you. 715 00:39:44,778 --> 00:39:47,654 I'm taking 10 years of paid vacation tonight. 716 00:40:01,561 --> 00:40:03,311 - That's my drink. - Sorry. 717 00:40:05,013 --> 00:40:09,308 WHERE TO FIND AN APE IN PARIS AFTER 8 718 00:40:13,363 --> 00:40:15,113 Marcel lives in Montreuil. 719 00:40:15,436 --> 00:40:18,230 For your general culture, come see the burbs. 720 00:40:18,255 --> 00:40:22,505 Isn't it more logical to get the money, then see Marcel? 721 00:40:22,530 --> 00:40:23,530 No. 722 00:40:23,865 --> 00:40:26,617 What matters is that Marcel trusts me. 723 00:40:27,428 --> 00:40:30,555 It's about pride. A guy thing, high fives... 724 00:40:30,580 --> 00:40:32,956 Have you taken a look at Marcel? 725 00:40:33,453 --> 00:40:34,765 A good look. 726 00:40:37,317 --> 00:40:39,894 Not the kind of guy you want to disappoint. 727 00:40:41,528 --> 00:40:44,113 I've called Pelissier 10 times today. 728 00:40:44,546 --> 00:40:46,714 Nawel doesn't understand. 729 00:40:47,713 --> 00:40:50,909 She thinks I always get by, that I'm irresistible. 730 00:40:52,812 --> 00:40:53,812 Shit! 731 00:40:54,147 --> 00:40:55,147 There he is! 732 00:40:57,599 --> 00:40:58,640 Let's beat it. 733 00:40:58,981 --> 00:40:59,981 Luigi? 734 00:41:00,140 --> 00:41:01,516 Isn't he the ape guy? 735 00:41:01,653 --> 00:41:02,903 - Maybe. - Why here? 736 00:41:03,071 --> 00:41:03,904 Keep calm. 737 00:41:04,072 --> 00:41:05,739 - He saw us. - Yes, but no. 738 00:41:05,852 --> 00:41:06,977 Yes, he did. 739 00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:09,528 - I said keep calm. - I'm calm. 740 00:41:09,553 --> 00:41:11,888 - You aren't. - This isn't my problem. 741 00:41:11,913 --> 00:41:13,413 - Don't be mean. - I'm not. 742 00:41:13,438 --> 00:41:15,055 - Very mean. - I'm normal! 743 00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:17,560 - Your normal tone is mean. - Butt out! 744 00:41:17,585 --> 00:41:18,794 Listen to yourself. 745 00:41:18,962 --> 00:41:20,963 - Spare me! - Don't be pushy! 746 00:41:21,881 --> 00:41:22,965 That way? 747 00:41:23,132 --> 00:41:24,132 No, this way. 748 00:41:24,217 --> 00:41:25,217 Luigi! 749 00:41:32,373 --> 00:41:33,951 Do something. 750 00:41:37,783 --> 00:41:40,785 She's gone! Lisette isn't in the trailer! 751 00:41:40,929 --> 00:41:43,680 10 years of my life down the drain! 752 00:41:44,137 --> 00:41:45,805 Where is she? Tell me... 753 00:41:45,989 --> 00:41:48,034 No idea. How should I know? 754 00:41:51,085 --> 00:41:52,085 I'm sorry. 755 00:41:55,487 --> 00:41:57,952 - I'm lost. - He came by the theater. 756 00:41:58,278 --> 00:42:00,091 I knew we'd bump into you. 757 00:42:01,679 --> 00:42:03,099 I have a knife. 758 00:42:03,843 --> 00:42:05,092 Isn't it a beauty? 759 00:42:05,258 --> 00:42:06,883 A real Apache knife. 760 00:42:07,567 --> 00:42:08,757 It's beautiful. 761 00:42:09,538 --> 00:42:12,022 Theo... it's a beautiful knife. 762 00:42:13,772 --> 00:42:14,772 But I think... 763 00:42:15,137 --> 00:42:16,179 Look at me. 764 00:42:16,542 --> 00:42:19,232 It's best to tuck it away. 765 00:42:21,375 --> 00:42:22,750 Nice and easy. 766 00:42:25,375 --> 00:42:28,752 Good boy. We're very, very proud of that knife. 767 00:42:28,990 --> 00:42:31,366 You know, if she left, she left. 768 00:42:33,896 --> 00:42:35,263 You mustn't say that. 769 00:42:35,374 --> 00:42:37,599 - Think she'll come back? - Dunno. 770 00:42:37,624 --> 00:42:39,875 She won't, but it's no big deal. 771 00:42:40,503 --> 00:42:42,087 Because you're young. 772 00:42:42,337 --> 00:42:44,212 You'll meet other ones. 773 00:42:58,065 --> 00:42:59,899 Where can we drop you off? 774 00:43:00,115 --> 00:43:01,198 Just drive. 775 00:43:39,477 --> 00:43:42,354 I'll let you get to know each other. 776 00:43:42,647 --> 00:43:43,897 Give us 5 minutes. 777 00:43:44,028 --> 00:43:45,297 Who "us"? 778 00:43:46,841 --> 00:43:48,007 Guess. 779 00:43:48,945 --> 00:43:49,945 Come on. 780 00:43:56,214 --> 00:43:59,884 Evening, gentlemen. Which door is for Marcel Griaule? 781 00:44:00,130 --> 00:44:01,380 Maybe. What is it? 782 00:44:01,509 --> 00:44:03,885 No maybes. Which one of the two? 783 00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:06,234 - Is there a problem? - None! 784 00:44:06,379 --> 00:44:10,681 I know it's nearby. All I remember is that there was a wall 785 00:44:10,831 --> 00:44:14,536 with very clever-looking guys standing in front of it. 786 00:44:19,915 --> 00:44:21,416 Yes, I think so too. 787 00:44:24,105 --> 00:44:25,105 Faeza? 788 00:44:35,725 --> 00:44:37,184 How are you, Lea? 789 00:44:37,368 --> 00:44:38,869 What's up, cuz? 790 00:44:39,208 --> 00:44:41,000 You haven't run away yet? 791 00:44:41,497 --> 00:44:44,915 Why haven't you gone to America? Nothing to do here... 792 00:44:45,835 --> 00:44:46,835 Hi there! 793 00:44:47,630 --> 00:44:48,880 Are you doing well? 794 00:44:51,090 --> 00:44:53,091 Tell the guys to do that. 795 00:44:53,672 --> 00:44:54,832 How are you? 796 00:44:54,965 --> 00:44:58,175 "I'm in love"... Just don't tell your parents. 797 00:44:59,300 --> 00:45:01,552 Get your asses out of here! 798 00:45:03,385 --> 00:45:04,761 How are you doing? 799 00:45:04,999 --> 00:45:06,917 Great outfit! 800 00:45:14,717 --> 00:45:17,302 I won't stay long. Is Marcel back yet? 801 00:45:18,713 --> 00:45:20,297 Is there anything to drink? 802 00:45:20,912 --> 00:45:22,287 Just a glass of... 803 00:45:22,955 --> 00:45:25,290 Like you, Mammy, a double scotch. 804 00:45:27,741 --> 00:45:30,326 Water? It's Christmas time! 805 00:45:32,569 --> 00:45:33,902 I'll be right back. 806 00:45:36,158 --> 00:45:38,076 What's going on here? 807 00:45:39,096 --> 00:45:40,388 How's the dance? 808 00:45:48,314 --> 00:45:49,782 Yes, a civil union. 809 00:45:50,368 --> 00:45:51,368 I have a baby. 810 00:45:51,442 --> 00:45:53,693 - With a boy or girl? - With a boy. 811 00:45:53,845 --> 00:45:57,056 A civil union isn't real. It's a fake marriage. 812 00:45:57,240 --> 00:45:58,531 A pretend marriage. 813 00:46:04,353 --> 00:46:07,230 I'm doing an internship with the Pelissier group. 814 00:46:09,020 --> 00:46:11,647 It's a corporation with lots of companies 815 00:46:11,790 --> 00:46:14,871 including the theater that Luigi runs. 816 00:46:37,609 --> 00:46:38,901 Daddy's home. 817 00:46:39,062 --> 00:46:40,271 Let me get up. 818 00:46:41,589 --> 00:46:43,798 Honey, Marcel is back. 819 00:46:44,240 --> 00:46:45,240 Marcel. 820 00:46:46,898 --> 00:46:50,150 Why are you here? To ask about welfare benefits? 821 00:46:50,334 --> 00:46:52,882 Where's Luigi? Grandma lost him. 822 00:46:54,422 --> 00:46:55,714 Is he your daddy? 823 00:46:57,174 --> 00:46:58,758 No, not yet. 824 00:46:59,372 --> 00:47:01,122 Nawel threw in the towel? 825 00:47:01,430 --> 00:47:03,993 Now you were sent to make us plebs cry? 826 00:47:04,432 --> 00:47:05,563 I'm all ears. 827 00:47:05,588 --> 00:47:08,423 I'll be blunt. Diplomacy isn't my thing. 828 00:47:10,346 --> 00:47:11,972 Here, I made it. 829 00:47:12,265 --> 00:47:13,390 Beautiful! 830 00:47:13,980 --> 00:47:15,856 - Who's that? - Luigi. 831 00:47:16,031 --> 00:47:18,754 It's like a photo. Who's holding the knife? 832 00:47:18,779 --> 00:47:19,988 Mommy. 833 00:47:22,501 --> 00:47:23,710 It's gorgeous. 834 00:47:24,036 --> 00:47:25,328 Really pretty. 835 00:47:26,615 --> 00:47:27,866 Is it for me? 836 00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:29,998 Really? Can I keep it? 837 00:47:30,416 --> 00:47:31,625 It's bedtime! 838 00:47:31,966 --> 00:47:33,967 - We're not tired. - Bedtime! 839 00:47:34,691 --> 00:47:35,691 Move it. 840 00:47:43,836 --> 00:47:47,719 Luigi's worse than my brother. He answers only to one thing. 841 00:47:48,392 --> 00:47:51,353 Threats. If we give in, we die. 842 00:47:51,833 --> 00:47:55,376 No saying no to him. So once in a while I show my fangs. 843 00:48:00,497 --> 00:48:02,248 Once, that son of a gun 844 00:48:02,768 --> 00:48:05,716 somehow found out I was going to lose my home. 845 00:48:06,215 --> 00:48:08,300 I was a gambling addict then. 846 00:48:09,590 --> 00:48:11,633 He showed up one morning, hungover. 847 00:48:11,918 --> 00:48:15,743 He handed me 15,000 euros in a paper bag. 848 00:48:17,129 --> 00:48:20,493 So I wouldn't thank him, he was vile to my family! 849 00:48:28,737 --> 00:48:31,113 She was showing me her dance! 850 00:48:32,555 --> 00:48:33,764 It was a dance. 851 00:48:34,784 --> 00:48:36,714 Marcel! Come here! 852 00:48:37,191 --> 00:48:39,192 He was with Lea in her room. 853 00:48:42,589 --> 00:48:44,738 He was in her bedroom. 854 00:48:46,204 --> 00:48:48,122 She showed me her dance. 855 00:48:48,431 --> 00:48:49,556 She's 15! 856 00:48:55,065 --> 00:48:56,573 Come on, Marcel! 857 00:49:00,951 --> 00:49:01,951 Fuck! 858 00:49:05,633 --> 00:49:07,937 Put 2 months' pay in my mailbox, 859 00:49:08,305 --> 00:49:09,931 and flowers for the ladies, 860 00:49:10,099 --> 00:49:12,672 or stick opening night up your ass. 861 00:49:16,634 --> 00:49:18,551 - What got into you? - What? 862 00:49:19,275 --> 00:49:22,527 You can't help it. She's 15! How pathetic! 863 00:49:22,586 --> 00:49:23,720 What? 864 00:49:23,870 --> 00:49:27,118 You're disgusting! He was singing your praises! 865 00:49:27,241 --> 00:49:31,655 My daughter is 15 too! What the hell? They're the same age! 866 00:49:32,391 --> 00:49:34,142 Why were you in her room? 867 00:49:34,583 --> 00:49:35,750 In her room? 868 00:49:36,630 --> 00:49:40,466 She was proud to show me her N'dombolo. What do I do? 869 00:49:42,944 --> 00:49:44,194 What's N'dombolo? 870 00:49:45,793 --> 00:49:46,835 Congolese dance. 871 00:49:47,018 --> 00:49:48,727 There are many kinds. 872 00:49:48,951 --> 00:49:50,701 It's like Ivory Coast Mapuko. 873 00:49:51,142 --> 00:49:51,933 Twerking. 874 00:49:52,141 --> 00:49:54,934 - There's the coupé-décalé. - Not tonight. 875 00:49:55,439 --> 00:49:56,439 Come on. 876 00:49:57,289 --> 00:49:59,415 We'll go and get the money. 877 00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:01,215 Happy now? Parc Monceau. 878 00:50:01,240 --> 00:50:02,615 I want to hug my son. 879 00:50:03,634 --> 00:50:05,051 Fine, then. 880 00:50:05,554 --> 00:50:06,762 Stay here. 881 00:50:07,049 --> 00:50:08,299 Can we get moving? 882 00:50:14,121 --> 00:50:15,246 Have fun. 883 00:51:02,838 --> 00:51:07,341 A purple cape with stars on it. And a hat. 884 00:51:07,736 --> 00:51:09,873 - Magic! - With stars? 885 00:51:10,237 --> 00:51:11,404 Really! 886 00:51:13,347 --> 00:51:15,223 What kind of tricks did he do? 887 00:51:15,432 --> 00:51:18,476 - With a box. - Yeah, the one with the box. 888 00:51:18,620 --> 00:51:22,498 And then he did a trick with cards. 889 00:51:23,597 --> 00:51:27,683 It's wild. For 10 years, an ape and I were husband and wife. 890 00:51:28,946 --> 00:51:30,339 The Jardin des Plantes. 891 00:51:30,364 --> 00:51:31,698 She was born there. 892 00:51:32,408 --> 00:51:34,826 Maybe she fled to her childhood cage. 893 00:51:35,009 --> 00:51:37,572 - I spent my life on her. - Pull over. 894 00:51:38,648 --> 00:51:40,857 Aren't we getting the check? 895 00:51:40,916 --> 00:51:44,210 Yes, of course. My mistake. Parc Monceau. 896 00:51:44,378 --> 00:51:46,337 The first time we met... 897 00:51:46,410 --> 00:51:48,077 Enough. Tell him the truth. 898 00:51:48,340 --> 00:51:50,096 Enough! Pull over here. 899 00:51:55,889 --> 00:51:58,433 One ape here must want to act. 900 00:51:58,458 --> 00:52:01,627 Know what I wanted to do before training animals? 901 00:52:01,889 --> 00:52:03,932 - Who cares? - He asked me. 902 00:52:05,409 --> 00:52:06,492 Stand-up comedy! 903 00:52:07,693 --> 00:52:08,860 A one-man show. 904 00:52:09,022 --> 00:52:10,314 Poitou donkeys! 905 00:52:10,403 --> 00:52:11,528 I'm telling you... 906 00:52:11,977 --> 00:52:15,083 since you run a theater, you may be interested. 907 00:52:15,659 --> 00:52:18,202 My dad and I used to feed them carrots. 908 00:52:22,342 --> 00:52:23,843 I'll meet you down there. 909 00:52:31,263 --> 00:52:34,057 Often on film sets, when I bring animals, 910 00:52:34,303 --> 00:52:36,262 people ask if I'm an actor. 911 00:52:37,003 --> 00:52:38,087 Isn't that a sign? 912 00:52:38,153 --> 00:52:40,113 Which way for the apes? 913 00:53:01,027 --> 00:53:02,695 I began writing ages ago. 914 00:53:03,620 --> 00:53:05,371 If only I had more time. 915 00:53:06,039 --> 00:53:07,540 Damned animal... 916 00:53:08,209 --> 00:53:09,793 Now I'm almost done. 917 00:53:10,586 --> 00:53:14,422 "Theo Sarapos, Alone on Stage and in Life". 918 00:53:14,780 --> 00:53:16,071 That's the title. 919 00:53:16,595 --> 00:53:18,054 It rocks, doesn't it? 920 00:53:18,167 --> 00:53:20,043 At one point in the show... 921 00:53:29,926 --> 00:53:31,324 Not funny? 922 00:53:31,995 --> 00:53:33,245 Yes, hilarious. 923 00:53:34,172 --> 00:53:35,535 Why don't you laugh? 924 00:53:38,402 --> 00:53:39,569 Good evening. 925 00:53:43,163 --> 00:53:44,163 Where's Luigi? 926 00:53:45,637 --> 00:53:47,930 Were you with him when Lisette vanished? 927 00:53:48,144 --> 00:53:50,145 - Freeze! - Hands up! 928 00:53:51,338 --> 00:53:53,509 It's not like anyone died! 929 00:53:53,534 --> 00:53:57,025 We all get in trouble. We were all 14 like her. 930 00:53:57,261 --> 00:53:59,345 We all wanted to climb walls. 931 00:53:59,370 --> 00:54:02,153 She's different from us, not an uptown girl. 932 00:54:02,336 --> 00:54:05,838 She was born into a life of graffiti and rap music. 933 00:54:06,053 --> 00:54:08,096 She likes to knock down walls. 934 00:54:08,522 --> 00:54:11,232 Listen, this time I'll cover for her. 935 00:54:11,329 --> 00:54:14,706 I manage a theater, and not just any theater. 936 00:54:14,882 --> 00:54:17,884 Drop it. Come and see Galabru tomorrow. 937 00:54:18,021 --> 00:54:19,688 It'll be some show! 938 00:54:19,918 --> 00:54:21,710 Galabru is at his peak... 939 00:54:25,601 --> 00:54:27,057 Theo Sarapos. 940 00:54:27,082 --> 00:54:29,917 The gentleman whose hair is a bit... 941 00:54:30,014 --> 00:54:31,306 customized. 942 00:54:32,624 --> 00:54:34,022 Faeza Taieb. 943 00:54:34,047 --> 00:54:36,674 Here she is. She's sorry she exists. 944 00:54:36,802 --> 00:54:38,135 Check vivarium. 945 00:54:39,563 --> 00:54:41,480 You won't press charges? 946 00:54:41,539 --> 00:54:42,622 What charges? 947 00:54:42,876 --> 00:54:44,669 You must meet famous people. 948 00:54:44,813 --> 00:54:48,157 Famous people? Yes, we're pretty spoiled. 949 00:54:49,563 --> 00:54:50,855 Catherine Deneuve... 950 00:54:51,907 --> 00:54:52,948 Nice girl? 951 00:54:52,973 --> 00:54:56,225 Very. Such a natural girl. A girl who is... 952 00:54:56,966 --> 00:54:57,966 She's just real. 953 00:54:58,653 --> 00:55:01,446 With Catherine, we're real, she's real. 954 00:55:01,700 --> 00:55:04,327 If we're not real, she stays really real. 955 00:55:04,352 --> 00:55:05,603 I'll have no record? 956 00:55:06,455 --> 00:55:08,205 Don't get your hopes up. 957 00:55:09,318 --> 00:55:10,486 Louis Steiner. 958 00:55:11,044 --> 00:55:12,165 Here he is. 959 00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:13,961 Louis? 960 00:55:16,795 --> 00:55:20,256 She was on that show. About animals, the other night. 961 00:55:21,144 --> 00:55:22,269 Really? 962 00:55:22,491 --> 00:55:24,075 Doesn't surprise me. 963 00:55:24,509 --> 00:55:26,964 They showed her saving hurt animals. 964 00:55:27,215 --> 00:55:29,957 - That's her. - Puppies with broken legs. 965 00:55:30,687 --> 00:55:32,402 She tended to them... 966 00:55:34,402 --> 00:55:37,738 She's someone who can't stand to see animals suffer. 967 00:55:38,718 --> 00:55:40,094 It's really as if... 968 00:55:44,711 --> 00:55:46,128 People don't know this. 969 00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:48,750 People today stay holed up at home. 970 00:55:49,414 --> 00:55:51,332 Vivarium... check. 971 00:55:51,952 --> 00:55:54,245 You won't keep our names on file? 972 00:55:54,445 --> 00:55:57,960 We won't waste any more of their time. They have work. 973 00:55:58,230 --> 00:56:00,523 Thank you for your hospitality. 974 00:56:02,919 --> 00:56:04,167 Photo souvenir? 975 00:56:04,192 --> 00:56:06,235 Of course. Come on, everyone. 976 00:56:07,435 --> 00:56:08,810 Smile a little. 977 00:56:11,653 --> 00:56:14,196 - Closer together. - Move in. 978 00:56:15,083 --> 00:56:16,875 Great pic, thanks. 979 00:56:17,192 --> 00:56:19,026 We have to keep one of you. 980 00:56:19,488 --> 00:56:22,865 We can't release everyone. We told our superiors. 981 00:56:22,906 --> 00:56:25,032 You can't leave us-empty-handed. 982 00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:28,369 We'll leave him. This man will stay. 983 00:56:29,037 --> 00:56:30,601 Eeny-meeny-miny-mo. 984 00:56:31,248 --> 00:56:32,224 Good idea. 985 00:56:32,249 --> 00:56:34,500 - Why me? - Easier for everyone. 986 00:56:34,761 --> 00:56:35,831 Not for me. 987 00:56:35,856 --> 00:56:37,607 Don't hurt him. 988 00:56:37,632 --> 00:56:40,918 We know about zoo police brutality. 989 00:56:46,202 --> 00:56:47,202 Sir. 990 00:56:47,430 --> 00:56:50,599 In some countries animal trafficking gets you life. 991 00:56:50,884 --> 00:56:53,094 It's easy to laugh at everything. 992 00:56:53,239 --> 00:56:56,908 You ever send out resumés or go for job interviews? 993 00:56:57,052 --> 00:56:58,969 Do you know what it's like? 994 00:56:59,310 --> 00:57:01,489 Who can get a job with a record? 995 00:57:01,580 --> 00:57:05,458 Come on, take it easy. Neither of us has a record! 996 00:57:11,030 --> 00:57:14,592 You're so serious! The kind of girl who knows 997 00:57:14,777 --> 00:57:18,988 what she'll be doing on January 12, 2034 at 12:35. 998 00:57:22,129 --> 00:57:24,923 January 12, 2034, after 15 years at my company, 999 00:57:25,208 --> 00:57:27,417 I'll be on a ski vacation. 1000 00:57:27,483 --> 00:57:30,402 By booking in September, I'll get 30% off. 1001 00:57:30,616 --> 00:57:34,578 At 12:35 we'll go to the cafeteria before the lines get long. 1002 00:57:34,770 --> 00:57:37,795 I'll be finishing my fondue, and fuck you. 1003 00:57:51,422 --> 00:57:53,590 It's like the coupé-décalé. 1004 00:57:53,851 --> 00:57:54,851 What? 1005 00:57:55,657 --> 00:57:59,436 The N'dombolo is part twerk, part coupé-décalé. 1006 00:57:59,461 --> 00:58:00,920 A Congolese dance. 1007 00:58:10,503 --> 00:58:12,045 Think she's really upset? 1008 00:58:13,034 --> 00:58:14,034 Who? 1009 00:58:14,303 --> 00:58:16,846 - Marcel's daughter? - No, not her. 1010 00:58:17,664 --> 00:58:18,664 Nawel. 1011 00:58:20,466 --> 00:58:21,800 She won't talk to me. 1012 00:58:32,673 --> 00:58:34,799 How many people at the office? 1013 00:58:35,789 --> 00:58:38,916 Fine... I want to know every name 1014 00:58:39,084 --> 00:58:41,001 and what time they leave. 1015 00:58:41,461 --> 00:58:44,630 Because this is very serious. I'm going to lose it! 1016 00:58:46,307 --> 00:58:47,532 Fuck all of you! 1017 00:58:50,845 --> 00:58:53,097 I'd never vacation with him. 1018 00:58:54,696 --> 00:58:56,530 Are you in show business? 1019 00:58:59,606 --> 00:59:01,349 I'll be quick, honey. 1020 00:59:01,439 --> 00:59:02,815 I'll talk to him... 1021 00:59:03,733 --> 00:59:04,900 Give me the phone. 1022 00:59:04,989 --> 00:59:08,325 Jean-Bernard? I'm your common-law spouse's boss. 1023 00:59:08,994 --> 00:59:11,182 Is baby Gaspard all alone? 1024 00:59:13,453 --> 00:59:15,282 We'll figure this out. 1025 00:59:15,307 --> 00:59:17,809 I know, she's no piece of cake. 1026 00:59:20,417 --> 00:59:22,126 We'll send her back home. 1027 00:59:24,553 --> 00:59:26,491 It's all done. JB adores me. 1028 00:59:26,605 --> 00:59:28,898 No, thanks. Don't let him harass you. 1029 00:59:29,104 --> 00:59:31,606 Thanks, but no flowers tonight. 1030 00:59:33,416 --> 00:59:35,834 Never give in. No is no. 1031 00:59:38,896 --> 00:59:41,645 We like you, but it's no. Okay? 1032 01:00:27,251 --> 01:00:28,470 You're still here? 1033 01:00:28,652 --> 01:00:29,652 No. 1034 01:00:32,642 --> 01:00:33,976 Just one portion. 1035 01:00:37,850 --> 01:00:39,017 Want some wine? 1036 01:00:39,329 --> 01:00:41,246 I can't hear you! 1037 01:00:42,250 --> 01:00:44,001 Put in your hearing aid! 1038 01:00:44,303 --> 01:00:47,013 It's your fault. You hide all my things! 1039 01:00:47,754 --> 01:00:49,505 You're going too far. 1040 01:00:49,610 --> 01:00:51,360 I'll pour you some red. 1041 01:00:51,739 --> 01:00:53,019 I don't want any. 1042 01:00:54,444 --> 01:00:55,820 Pain in the ass! 1043 01:00:55,845 --> 01:00:58,055 I want white. 1044 01:00:58,515 --> 01:00:59,848 You're a real pain! 1045 01:01:00,887 --> 01:01:02,721 - Damn you! - Damn you too! 1046 01:01:02,772 --> 01:01:05,690 For 40 fucking years, you've driven me crazy! 1047 01:01:06,196 --> 01:01:08,197 Which is Ingrid Pelissier's? 1048 01:01:09,165 --> 01:01:10,248 The big one? 1049 01:01:10,503 --> 01:01:12,545 I can't believe we're here! 1050 01:01:13,331 --> 01:01:14,539 It's magical. 1051 01:01:15,482 --> 01:01:17,005 Sorry I'm not blasé. 1052 01:01:17,351 --> 01:01:20,270 Tell Jean-Bernard all about it one day. 1053 01:01:20,719 --> 01:01:21,719 JB... 1054 01:01:22,150 --> 01:01:24,526 Lovely evenings by the fireplace. 1055 01:01:24,936 --> 01:01:26,437 Retirement lasts long. 1056 01:01:26,855 --> 01:01:28,939 You don't even annoy me anymore. 1057 01:01:31,148 --> 01:01:32,148 How are you? 1058 01:01:33,851 --> 01:01:35,143 I'm fine, thanks. 1059 01:01:35,312 --> 01:01:36,354 Like the flowers? 1060 01:01:36,498 --> 01:01:38,665 They're magnificent. 1061 01:01:39,099 --> 01:01:40,557 Good evening. Thanks. 1062 01:01:44,175 --> 01:01:47,177 I'm not going. I can't. It's visceral. 1063 01:01:47,821 --> 01:01:50,281 - What? - I can't go inside. 1064 01:01:50,567 --> 01:01:54,083 I can't beg from someone who said no. Humiliation has limits. 1065 01:01:54,362 --> 01:01:57,448 It's not pride or arrogance. I just can't! 1066 01:01:58,867 --> 01:02:00,009 Are you okay? 1067 01:02:00,034 --> 01:02:03,763 Yes, but what can I do? Get on my knees and beg? 1068 01:02:03,788 --> 01:02:05,789 I'm not a teen. I'm an adult. 1069 01:02:05,957 --> 01:02:07,374 I'm an adult! 1070 01:02:08,084 --> 01:02:12,361 I run a company. 27 people work with me, count on me, trust me. 1071 01:02:14,499 --> 01:02:18,043 Sorry, this doesn't concern you. Can you call Nawel? 1072 01:02:19,094 --> 01:02:20,887 No, wait a second. 1073 01:02:25,872 --> 01:02:26,872 Shall we go? 1074 01:02:30,343 --> 01:02:31,468 More flowers? 1075 01:02:31,493 --> 01:02:34,328 We really have everything we need. 1076 01:02:59,211 --> 01:03:00,878 Waiting isn't a bad thing. 1077 01:03:02,250 --> 01:03:04,460 Standing in line like everyone else. 1078 01:03:05,902 --> 01:03:07,736 It keeps your ego in check. 1079 01:03:10,589 --> 01:03:13,090 Can we talk, one parasite to another? 1080 01:03:13,141 --> 01:03:15,518 Oh, it's you. Is all well? 1081 01:03:16,263 --> 01:03:19,045 She promised the theater to me too. 1082 01:03:19,572 --> 01:03:23,492 Every day for 10 years I'd take her to the hairdresser. 1083 01:03:24,027 --> 01:03:27,071 I'd wait, leaf through the magazines... 1084 01:03:27,746 --> 01:03:29,414 tell her she was beautiful, 1085 01:03:29,543 --> 01:03:31,252 that I wanted to fuck her. 1086 01:03:31,959 --> 01:03:34,127 She would laugh. She was happy. 1087 01:03:34,788 --> 01:03:37,832 In 10 years, she gave me one gift. 1088 01:03:40,603 --> 01:03:43,188 If tomorrow flops, you can have the theater. 1089 01:03:43,388 --> 01:03:44,888 Go fuck yourself. 1090 01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:52,813 Loulou! If you came to squeeze me, don't bother. 1091 01:03:52,895 --> 01:03:56,689 Look! He brought me flowers. How sweet. 1092 01:03:57,325 --> 01:03:58,802 She's gorgeous. 1093 01:03:58,945 --> 01:04:00,404 Your new Nawel? 1094 01:04:00,619 --> 01:04:01,974 Like a Gauguin! 1095 01:04:02,407 --> 01:04:03,907 More like a Gericault. 1096 01:04:04,075 --> 01:04:05,325 No, a Gauguin. 1097 01:04:06,995 --> 01:04:08,078 Beauty nowadays! 1098 01:04:08,183 --> 01:04:11,398 Tell me, Dazai really speaks no English? 1099 01:04:11,499 --> 01:04:13,311 Who do I seat him next to? 1100 01:04:13,465 --> 01:04:16,983 After the show, don't let his groupies hang around. 1101 01:04:17,161 --> 01:04:20,079 We can't eat at midnight. Thank you, Razou. 1102 01:04:22,140 --> 01:04:24,475 What credit line did the bank give you? 1103 01:04:26,723 --> 01:04:28,015 I have to check. 1104 01:04:28,111 --> 01:04:31,676 How does the box office look? What's your estimate? 1105 01:04:32,265 --> 01:04:35,183 - I guess... - I'm not asking for a guess! 1106 01:04:35,208 --> 01:04:37,437 I'm talking about money. Money! 1107 01:04:37,668 --> 01:04:39,002 Don't act childish. 1108 01:04:39,444 --> 01:04:42,279 Anything else to tell me? I'm with friends. 1109 01:04:42,329 --> 01:04:45,706 It's sort of delicate, Ingrid, but tonight... 1110 01:04:47,449 --> 01:04:50,980 Darling, don't use that tone. It doesn't suit you. 1111 01:04:52,709 --> 01:04:53,894 It's over. 1112 01:04:54,625 --> 01:04:56,752 The bank is closed. Figure it out. 1113 01:04:57,185 --> 01:04:58,435 Stick to your budget. 1114 01:04:59,292 --> 01:05:01,584 Sergio, get going. Your taxi is here. 1115 01:05:28,638 --> 01:05:30,302 Don't answer. It's fine. 1116 01:05:32,038 --> 01:05:33,747 Not answering your boss? 1117 01:05:34,094 --> 01:05:35,303 Naughty girl. 1118 01:05:37,733 --> 01:05:40,402 You're not answering. It's just that... 1119 01:05:41,370 --> 01:05:46,124 I need the priority code for a taxi. I thought you might know it. 1120 01:05:46,839 --> 01:05:49,466 You're not picking up. Call me back. 1121 01:05:53,254 --> 01:05:54,863 I'll be right back. 1122 01:05:55,103 --> 01:05:56,436 Where are you going? 1123 01:05:57,355 --> 01:05:59,022 I forgot about an appointment. 1124 01:05:59,151 --> 01:06:00,276 An appointment? 1125 01:06:21,003 --> 01:06:22,315 What was that about? 1126 01:06:22,340 --> 01:06:24,932 I lent him a sweater. I was going to take it. 1127 01:06:25,299 --> 01:06:26,486 Where is it? 1128 01:06:26,511 --> 01:06:28,679 I left it with him. He needed it. 1129 01:06:31,938 --> 01:06:32,980 Coming? 1130 01:06:33,344 --> 01:06:36,266 What the hell? You can't leave a baby alone! 1131 01:06:38,413 --> 01:06:41,593 I'm doing my best. Stop bugging JB! 1132 01:06:50,658 --> 01:06:52,784 There's no use blackmailing me. 1133 01:06:53,703 --> 01:06:55,453 I said I'd be 15 minutes. 1134 01:06:56,372 --> 01:06:57,956 Got 500 euros? 1135 01:06:59,299 --> 01:07:00,643 Yes, I do. 1136 01:07:01,460 --> 01:07:03,044 Will you take a check? 1137 01:07:03,791 --> 01:07:05,291 I'll fill in the name. 1138 01:07:05,686 --> 01:07:08,561 This is more important than your party. 1139 01:07:11,262 --> 01:07:12,762 Fill in the amount too. 1140 01:07:13,431 --> 01:07:15,182 I know I promised. 1141 01:07:17,037 --> 01:07:18,621 Okay, I'll hurry up. 1142 01:07:20,377 --> 01:07:21,586 What are you doing? 1143 01:07:22,741 --> 01:07:25,713 Paying his expenses and everyone's salaries. 1144 01:07:26,194 --> 01:07:27,402 With bad checks? 1145 01:07:28,797 --> 01:07:30,173 Now I have 24 hours. 1146 01:07:30,615 --> 01:07:32,115 So that's your thing? 1147 01:07:32,213 --> 01:07:34,985 You help your employees by buying time? 1148 01:07:35,512 --> 01:07:38,431 You improvise, you wait, you buy time. 1149 01:07:39,892 --> 01:07:41,767 Tell Marcel I'm not upset. 1150 01:07:42,248 --> 01:07:43,248 Here. 1151 01:07:44,243 --> 01:07:45,243 What? 1152 01:07:45,338 --> 01:07:48,590 You really think he wants to see me? Get going. 1153 01:07:48,749 --> 01:07:52,668 So you're asking me to bring bad checks to people 1154 01:07:52,782 --> 01:07:55,447 who trust you blindly and who I don't know. 1155 01:07:55,616 --> 01:07:57,493 - That's right. - At 2 am. 1156 01:07:57,642 --> 01:08:00,865 You'll be perfect. Let them scream, listen... 1157 01:08:01,229 --> 01:08:05,190 Show them it hurts you too and give an occasional smile. 1158 01:08:05,279 --> 01:08:08,156 Kindly, humane, tender... 1159 01:08:08,402 --> 01:08:10,862 - That's how you do it? - For 15 years now. 1160 01:08:13,430 --> 01:08:15,602 You don't give a fuck about anyone. 1161 01:08:16,191 --> 01:08:19,068 After 15 years of devotion, you just use them. 1162 01:08:21,394 --> 01:08:22,602 You're a loser. 1163 01:08:23,251 --> 01:08:25,675 Cynical, manipulative. 1164 01:08:26,310 --> 01:08:27,978 A piece-of-shit boss. 1165 01:08:39,267 --> 01:08:40,267 You okay? 1166 01:08:46,983 --> 01:08:49,109 This isn't at all what you think. 1167 01:08:51,529 --> 01:08:52,821 Give me the checks. 1168 01:08:54,630 --> 01:08:56,693 I'll distribute them while you babysit. 1169 01:08:57,544 --> 01:08:59,045 I'll never be able to. 1170 01:09:29,275 --> 01:09:30,650 Luigi sent me. 1171 01:09:39,201 --> 01:09:42,329 We've been through such crazy stuff together. 1172 01:09:45,366 --> 01:09:46,366 Good evening. 1173 01:09:48,564 --> 01:09:50,648 2 minutes. Just hear me out. 1174 01:09:51,411 --> 01:09:52,556 Come inside. 1175 01:09:58,265 --> 01:10:00,349 This is Mr. Pat. 1176 01:10:00,681 --> 01:10:02,098 And that's me. 1177 01:10:02,123 --> 01:10:03,874 I was young and handsome. 1178 01:10:08,376 --> 01:10:10,210 - It's Luigi! - He's kissing me. 1179 01:10:15,163 --> 01:10:17,093 Faeza told me to come. 1180 01:10:19,033 --> 01:10:20,784 She forgot to tell you. 1181 01:10:20,951 --> 01:10:22,243 How do you know her? 1182 01:10:22,341 --> 01:10:23,883 She's someone I know well. 1183 01:10:24,121 --> 01:10:27,981 We hang out, I call her, "Hi, Faeza", she answers. 1184 01:10:28,375 --> 01:10:30,125 Not only her, but... 1185 01:10:31,804 --> 01:10:34,555 her husband... JB... 1186 01:10:35,186 --> 01:10:37,801 his initials, short for Jean-Bernard. 1187 01:10:37,944 --> 01:10:39,779 They're people I see 1188 01:10:39,923 --> 01:10:42,633 over weekends at their place or mine... 1189 01:10:43,099 --> 01:10:45,600 miniature golf, nonstop laughter... 1190 01:10:46,174 --> 01:10:49,093 They asked me to help out tonight baby-wise. 1191 01:10:49,355 --> 01:10:51,228 What happened to your face? 1192 01:10:51,969 --> 01:10:53,011 What happened? 1193 01:10:53,163 --> 01:10:55,781 It's a wound, a bruise... 1194 01:10:56,299 --> 01:10:59,266 Man-to-man combat. I'd rather not discuss it. 1195 01:10:59,532 --> 01:11:02,325 We all have our demons. I'm a... 1196 01:11:04,056 --> 01:11:08,298 If the child needs a meal, count on me. I'm licensed to do so. 1197 01:11:08,907 --> 01:11:11,617 I deal with children all the time. 1198 01:11:12,662 --> 01:11:14,454 I have a nursery school in... 1199 01:11:16,226 --> 01:11:19,985 If ever I'm required to make pasta... 1200 01:11:20,010 --> 01:11:21,136 He's 6 months. 1201 01:11:21,554 --> 01:11:22,846 That's young. 1202 01:11:25,266 --> 01:11:29,477 We'll make stuff that's water-based. More child-friendly. 1203 01:11:29,734 --> 01:11:31,026 Are you really okay? 1204 01:11:31,090 --> 01:11:33,509 I'm great. I'm doing wonderfully. 1205 01:13:33,536 --> 01:13:35,371 Chris, what's going on? 1206 01:13:37,205 --> 01:13:38,205 Shit. 1207 01:13:44,905 --> 01:13:47,490 I can't believe it. Outside, this late. 1208 01:13:47,658 --> 01:13:48,908 At that age. 1209 01:13:57,499 --> 01:14:00,116 He ordered room service an hour ago. 1210 01:14:00,366 --> 01:14:03,409 The waiter knocked, but no one answered. 1211 01:14:03,632 --> 01:14:05,967 We were afraid to go in ourselves. 1212 01:14:06,135 --> 01:14:07,760 We wanted your okay. 1213 01:14:09,680 --> 01:14:11,097 Here she is. 1214 01:14:11,145 --> 01:14:13,813 Solange, a chambermaid. She loves babies. 1215 01:14:14,601 --> 01:14:18,229 Uncle Luigi will be right back. Go with this nice lady. 1216 01:14:22,778 --> 01:14:23,987 He must be hungry. 1217 01:14:26,113 --> 01:14:27,655 I'll take care of him. 1218 01:14:28,221 --> 01:14:30,042 Don't breastfeed him in public. 1219 01:14:45,087 --> 01:14:46,087 Open it. 1220 01:15:30,906 --> 01:15:32,198 Please... 1221 01:15:33,235 --> 01:15:34,402 a girl. 1222 01:15:35,641 --> 01:15:37,508 Bring me a girl. 1223 01:15:37,997 --> 01:15:39,995 A girl's round, tender knee. 1224 01:15:40,437 --> 01:15:42,721 I want to breathe in its scent. 1225 01:15:43,194 --> 01:15:45,946 I know. The night before we open, I'm... 1226 01:15:47,804 --> 01:15:52,391 I want to kiss the dimple of the knee... 1227 01:15:53,523 --> 01:15:54,857 as it bends... 1228 01:15:55,096 --> 01:15:57,070 I have the ape. I found it. 1229 01:15:57,246 --> 01:15:58,746 And this ape is... 1230 01:16:01,369 --> 01:16:02,261 magnificent. 1231 01:16:02,286 --> 01:16:05,751 I don't give a damn about the ape. I want a girl... 1232 01:16:06,979 --> 01:16:09,760 I don't get every nuance, but we are as one. 1233 01:16:11,413 --> 01:16:13,593 - Is anyone here? - I want a girl. 1234 01:16:14,596 --> 01:16:16,013 Are you in great pain? 1235 01:16:16,102 --> 01:16:17,352 Room service? 1236 01:16:19,116 --> 01:16:22,647 A girl, you stupid idiot! 1237 01:16:25,229 --> 01:16:28,166 This must be divine punishment. 1238 01:16:28,566 --> 01:16:31,401 I was too spoiled. 1239 01:16:32,338 --> 01:16:33,755 All my life 1240 01:16:33,946 --> 01:16:37,236 I've been surrounded by grace and intelligence. 1241 01:16:38,005 --> 01:16:42,509 And now I am going to die 1242 01:16:42,731 --> 01:16:44,440 in the arms of an idiot. 1243 01:16:45,077 --> 01:16:47,092 I like you a real lot too. 1244 01:16:50,311 --> 01:16:51,452 Help! 1245 01:17:08,650 --> 01:17:10,026 Why are you here? 1246 01:17:10,131 --> 01:17:12,091 I came as quickly as I could. 1247 01:17:13,071 --> 01:17:14,071 Tough luck... 1248 01:17:15,201 --> 01:17:16,656 Yeah, tough luck. 1249 01:17:17,549 --> 01:17:20,051 Listen, now he's up above... 1250 01:17:20,370 --> 01:17:23,122 with the Bearded One. If He exists. 1251 01:17:23,977 --> 01:17:25,353 Maybe happier than us. 1252 01:17:27,383 --> 01:17:28,507 Who's she? 1253 01:17:28,636 --> 01:17:30,648 This is Monique, a friend. 1254 01:17:32,700 --> 01:17:34,200 We're not machines. 1255 01:17:34,927 --> 01:17:36,511 After effort comes comfort. 1256 01:17:36,843 --> 01:17:39,761 You know, my Granny died two years ago. 1257 01:17:40,586 --> 01:17:41,586 Two years ago. 1258 01:17:42,884 --> 01:17:44,228 Just like yesterday. 1259 01:17:44,517 --> 01:17:47,435 Think about yourself now. Try to enjoy life. 1260 01:17:49,706 --> 01:17:51,415 No harm in a little fun. 1261 01:17:53,984 --> 01:17:55,276 Stop it, okay? 1262 01:17:56,103 --> 01:17:58,729 Stop! I didn't ask for anything. Beat it! 1263 01:17:59,368 --> 01:18:01,035 - Yeah, I'm exhausting. - What? 1264 01:18:01,203 --> 01:18:02,784 I'm exhausting, I know. 1265 01:18:03,058 --> 01:18:05,977 - Let's go to the theater. - Leave me alone! 1266 01:18:06,168 --> 01:18:08,831 - To be with Monique? - Screw Monique! 1267 01:18:08,856 --> 01:18:10,988 I want to be with no one. 1268 01:18:11,711 --> 01:18:13,378 Except your pal Chris. 1269 01:18:16,040 --> 01:18:17,040 Stop it. 1270 01:18:18,196 --> 01:18:20,113 Honestly, I swear... 1271 01:18:21,963 --> 01:18:23,166 I've had enough. 1272 01:18:25,481 --> 01:18:26,523 You're right. 1273 01:18:27,187 --> 01:18:30,153 And I know you're saying it for my own good. 1274 01:18:31,579 --> 01:18:34,587 When I see myself in the mirror, I want to puke. 1275 01:18:35,333 --> 01:18:36,791 Can I give you a ride? 1276 01:18:41,979 --> 01:18:42,979 Sir? 1277 01:18:47,094 --> 01:18:48,094 The kid? 1278 01:19:31,524 --> 01:19:32,649 Shit... 1279 01:19:38,807 --> 01:19:40,706 I'll take care of this. 1280 01:19:44,766 --> 01:19:46,058 Good evening, Roger. 1281 01:19:49,684 --> 01:19:51,426 Where did you get this angel? 1282 01:19:51,820 --> 01:19:54,238 He's Faeza's son. I'll explain. 1283 01:19:54,524 --> 01:19:57,193 I'm not sure I really want to know. 1284 01:19:58,509 --> 01:20:01,322 - Did he eat? - Yes... I don't know. 1285 01:20:02,130 --> 01:20:04,278 - She knows he's here? - Yes... 1286 01:20:04,857 --> 01:20:06,691 We just need to tell her. 1287 01:20:08,126 --> 01:20:09,751 I tried calling her a lot. 1288 01:20:10,397 --> 01:20:11,688 I'll text her. 1289 01:20:14,758 --> 01:20:16,421 Roger, I need your help. 1290 01:20:16,755 --> 01:20:18,547 Can you take him? 1291 01:20:22,816 --> 01:20:24,191 Can you fill me in? 1292 01:20:24,452 --> 01:20:27,579 Do you have coffee or aspirin? 1293 01:20:28,482 --> 01:20:31,725 Sorry, I had no time to buy a gift. 1294 01:20:33,208 --> 01:20:35,966 You can spare me those remarks at 3 am. 1295 01:20:36,107 --> 01:20:39,575 You don't care about your godson. No use pretending. 1296 01:20:39,783 --> 01:20:41,117 That's not true. 1297 01:20:41,372 --> 01:20:42,372 It isn't? 1298 01:20:44,439 --> 01:20:45,939 What grade is he in? 1299 01:20:48,453 --> 01:20:49,757 His favorite games? 1300 01:20:53,913 --> 01:20:55,070 Stop it. 1301 01:20:56,907 --> 01:21:01,133 You see, when you start treating me like a dumb bitch... 1302 01:21:01,714 --> 01:21:04,227 I feel like calling it quits. 1303 01:21:04,766 --> 01:21:06,578 Working with normal people. 1304 01:21:07,557 --> 01:21:09,016 - Nice people. - I'm nice. 1305 01:21:09,411 --> 01:21:10,453 Yes, I am. 1306 01:21:10,629 --> 01:21:12,512 You didn't do what you promised. 1307 01:21:13,979 --> 01:21:15,145 Marry me. 1308 01:21:18,394 --> 01:21:19,785 Marry me. 1309 01:21:20,986 --> 01:21:22,403 I know it's late. 1310 01:21:22,547 --> 01:21:24,811 I should have asked you 10 years ago. 1311 01:21:25,474 --> 01:21:26,983 This time I'm serious. 1312 01:21:27,229 --> 01:21:30,981 I know, you didn't want to be alone. You married Roger. 1313 01:21:31,006 --> 01:21:33,299 He's nice. But let's stop lying. 1314 01:21:34,582 --> 01:21:38,836 You can't stay married to a guy who's more of a friend. 1315 01:21:38,980 --> 01:21:40,027 Nawel... 1316 01:21:42,225 --> 01:21:43,976 We'll have a big house. 1317 01:21:44,676 --> 01:21:46,969 Lots of windows, a swing... 1318 01:21:50,201 --> 01:21:52,897 Roger can lunch with us on Tuesdays. 1319 01:21:55,230 --> 01:21:57,356 Let's be brave. This is our truth. 1320 01:21:57,844 --> 01:22:00,207 Nawel, our time has come. 1321 01:22:03,846 --> 01:22:04,979 He's hungry. 1322 01:22:31,056 --> 01:22:32,282 Straight ahead. 1323 01:22:35,740 --> 01:22:36,849 Then left. 1324 01:22:38,938 --> 01:22:40,022 We like you a lot. 1325 01:22:40,361 --> 01:22:41,945 But now it's bedtime. 1326 01:22:55,860 --> 01:22:57,080 Here I am! 1327 01:23:08,760 --> 01:23:11,345 Can you come back tomorrow? I'm tired. 1328 01:23:12,529 --> 01:23:13,529 Here I am. 1329 01:23:13,753 --> 01:23:17,047 I understand, but I want to be alone. 1330 01:23:17,560 --> 01:23:19,311 Okay? I'm going to bed. 1331 01:23:24,062 --> 01:23:25,479 I have to go to bed. 1332 01:23:26,861 --> 01:23:28,278 Because I sleep here. 1333 01:23:32,380 --> 01:23:33,714 Stop it now. 1334 01:23:38,206 --> 01:23:40,040 Goodnight and good luck. 1335 01:23:45,440 --> 01:23:46,440 Pat? 1336 01:23:51,218 --> 01:23:52,343 Who is it? 1337 01:23:52,738 --> 01:23:55,031 Who is that? Why didn't Mr. Pat answer? 1338 01:23:57,100 --> 01:23:58,350 I've been waiting. 1339 01:23:59,018 --> 01:24:00,644 You stayed here all night? 1340 01:24:01,174 --> 01:24:02,216 I waited for you. 1341 01:24:03,106 --> 01:24:05,059 Beautiful, a theater in the night. 1342 01:24:06,310 --> 01:24:07,801 I was in your office. 1343 01:24:09,260 --> 01:24:11,377 I saw your bed, your sheets. 1344 01:24:12,907 --> 01:24:15,284 I looked around, understood things. 1345 01:24:15,459 --> 01:24:17,251 Women can sense those things. 1346 01:24:19,280 --> 01:24:20,655 I saw your pictures. 1347 01:24:21,225 --> 01:24:22,225 Your papers. 1348 01:24:24,169 --> 01:24:25,778 I know you need me. 1349 01:24:28,590 --> 01:24:29,840 And now I'm here. 1350 01:24:36,764 --> 01:24:37,890 I'll be right back. 1351 01:25:19,672 --> 01:25:21,256 Just roll out of bed? 1352 01:25:22,495 --> 01:25:24,871 We haven't seen much of you recently. 1353 01:25:32,955 --> 01:25:34,164 Hi, Daddy. 1354 01:25:35,169 --> 01:25:36,354 Hi, honey. 1355 01:25:39,053 --> 01:25:40,261 Mommy's not home? 1356 01:25:40,985 --> 01:25:42,610 She went to the market. 1357 01:25:46,149 --> 01:25:47,983 Are you done with breakfast? 1358 01:25:50,546 --> 01:25:51,838 What's that? 1359 01:25:53,549 --> 01:25:55,217 Is it the neighbor? 1360 01:25:55,385 --> 01:25:56,881 It's just someone. 1361 01:25:57,595 --> 01:25:58,929 Anonymous. 1362 01:25:59,722 --> 01:26:00,889 How's school? 1363 01:26:01,057 --> 01:26:02,140 It's fine. 1364 01:26:04,352 --> 01:26:06,019 - Hi, Dad! - Hi, honey! 1365 01:26:06,374 --> 01:26:07,917 Funny seeing you so early. 1366 01:26:08,092 --> 01:26:10,469 Yes, it's a change. How are you? 1367 01:26:10,661 --> 01:26:11,744 Fine and you? 1368 01:26:12,485 --> 01:26:13,860 I'm going to see friends. 1369 01:26:14,301 --> 01:26:15,895 - You're pretty. - What's that? 1370 01:26:15,920 --> 01:26:17,004 Nothing. 1371 01:26:17,466 --> 01:26:18,674 - You okay? - Fine. 1372 01:26:18,741 --> 01:26:21,215 - I'm leaving. - I'm going to nap. 1373 01:26:21,619 --> 01:26:23,495 Jacques is in there, sleeping. 1374 01:26:25,055 --> 01:26:26,097 Bye, Chloé. 1375 01:26:28,477 --> 01:26:30,103 Jacques? Who's he? 1376 01:26:40,116 --> 01:26:41,218 Chloé... 1377 01:26:41,574 --> 01:26:42,991 I have to run. 1378 01:26:44,274 --> 01:26:45,941 Won't you stay with me? 1379 01:26:54,078 --> 01:26:55,495 It doesn't matter, Daddy. 1380 01:27:05,266 --> 01:27:07,351 - Have a nice day, honey. - You too. 1381 01:27:10,728 --> 01:27:12,186 You know I love you. 1382 01:28:45,166 --> 01:28:46,166 Clara! 1383 01:28:47,348 --> 01:28:48,932 Can I have an autograph? 1384 01:29:00,611 --> 01:29:02,112 Break a leg tonight. 1385 01:29:04,338 --> 01:29:05,380 Hi, Pat. 1386 01:29:06,197 --> 01:29:10,463 I realized you just have to say yes for us to sleep together. 1387 01:29:11,297 --> 01:29:12,297 Yes... 1388 01:29:15,640 --> 01:29:17,474 Life hangs by a thread. 1389 01:29:19,130 --> 01:29:20,213 Youth... 1390 01:29:49,660 --> 01:29:51,077 Ladies and gentlemen, 1391 01:29:51,284 --> 01:29:53,744 you are kindly requested 1392 01:29:53,997 --> 01:29:57,124 to shut off your cell phones. 1393 01:29:58,419 --> 01:29:59,502 We're on. 1394 01:30:12,120 --> 01:30:13,537 Faeza! How are you? 1395 01:30:24,716 --> 01:30:25,841 Here she is! 1396 01:30:25,994 --> 01:30:27,619 The elite of the nation. 1397 01:30:28,616 --> 01:30:31,076 Still walking around with bad checks? 1398 01:30:31,970 --> 01:30:33,721 I left mine on the boss' desk. 1399 01:30:34,373 --> 01:30:37,208 I can fight at night and show up the next day. 1400 01:30:37,565 --> 01:30:40,775 It is time, it is time to give her the liquid 1401 01:30:41,577 --> 01:30:43,460 with the steely syringe. 1402 01:30:47,612 --> 01:30:48,612 Luigi? 1403 01:30:55,588 --> 01:30:57,506 I'm trying to read Dazai's notes. 1404 01:30:57,902 --> 01:30:59,285 I got promoted again. 1405 01:30:59,310 --> 01:31:01,564 Is it normal to perform without him? 1406 01:31:01,912 --> 01:31:04,262 Normal or not, no turning back now. 1407 01:31:05,541 --> 01:31:08,028 So? How was Paris by night? 1408 01:31:10,744 --> 01:31:13,493 My son would love us to watch Gaspard again. 1409 01:31:13,718 --> 01:31:16,298 If you don't take him bar-hopping! 1410 01:31:18,332 --> 01:31:19,874 Come, it's almost over. 1411 01:31:19,899 --> 01:31:21,996 I have to give Luigi my notes. 1412 01:31:22,188 --> 01:31:23,522 He's not inside? 1413 01:31:23,892 --> 01:31:25,517 Never on opening night. 1414 01:31:25,943 --> 01:31:27,195 That surprises me. 1415 01:31:27,220 --> 01:31:28,334 Why? 1416 01:31:28,884 --> 01:31:30,343 Thought you knew him? 1417 01:31:34,306 --> 01:31:35,473 Hear that? 1418 01:31:40,419 --> 01:31:41,919 They're wild about me! 1419 01:32:00,066 --> 01:32:01,550 I prefer to wait here. 1420 01:32:49,215 --> 01:32:54,010 OPEN AT NIGHT95741