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Okay, team, talk to me.

Where are we at with the
wedding this weekend.

Oh, well, I am feeling
really good about it.

I mean, Howard is in his mid 70s.
Make.

He's got to be up there, too.

Two arena coworkers find in love of.
Thank you, Roman.

Thank you for checking in.
Emotionally.

I was more interested in the actual
plans here at the arena.

See, Howard is kind of a hero of mine.

He never settled down.
Legend has it.

He was once with Shelley Winters
and Yvonne Carlos simultaneously.

Not a fantastic image now,
but you have to hearken back.

Wow.
You look tired.

That young girlfriend of yours
taking it out of you.

Does she even know how old she is?

Can she count at 22?

You know, we don't spend
the bulk of our time counting.

Are you going to be taking her

to the wedding? She'll be adorable
dancing on top of your shoes.

Listen, oldie Han,
why don't you go back to your office

and try to remember what
you wore the Last Supper?

I don't think you're allowed to do that.

You're eight years older than me.

I'm allowed to do it.

I don't know if I'm going to bring her.

Inviting somebody to a wedding
is a little tricky.

I don't want to send
her the wrong message.

What that? There are old people.

No,

Roman.

Since you've come back into my life,
I've enjoyed our time together so much.

The karaoke nights, the rack of all dates.

Tug of war.

I don't think any of that was me.

Since the two of you are going

to the wedding together,
I thought this might be the perfect

opportunity for the two of us to get
together and shop for dresses.

All right, my two favorite gals
going shopping together.

Don't spend all my money.

I have nothing.

Okay, I am ready for this wedding.

Oh.

What happened?

Oh, I got a spray Tan at lunch.
Don't worry.

It goes on strong,
but after a couple of days,

I'll just look like that time I got locked
out of my hotel room in Palm Springs.

I never realized how much you
look like my cousin Tamara.

I am so excited to finally be going
to a wedding with a real boyfriend.

Thanks.
I'm looking forward to it, too.

And I am definitely going to be there.
What?

Just a small hitch?
Not even a hitch.

It's just two rival gangs are finally
sitting down to discuss the turf truce,

and they've asked me to mediate
to bring peace to the community.

Well, that blows.

I promise you, I will be out
of there in plenty of time.

Maybe.
I know that's important.

Everything you do is important.

But you missed that thing with my parents
and I had to go canoeing alone.

I really want you to be
at this wedding with me.

I'll be there.

Whether they're shaking
hands or popping caps.

I will be there.
Thanks, sweetie.

You're a good man.

And then he pulled my hair
and said, Never again.

That was my night with Jack Lugman.

So your girlfriend and your
mom are hanging out, huh?

Yeah.
Pretty great, right?

I don't know.

It could be dangerous,
especially with Crystal.

You got to set boundaries.

You don't want her telling Heather all the
embarrassing stuff she knows about you.

So

you guys were gone for a while.

Can't imagine what you had to talk about.

You didn't talk about me, did you?
No.

Just girl stuff.

Okay, great.

I'm going to get back to my desk.

You should kiss her, though.

What? She did mention
that you two had yet to kiss?

She did.
In my day.

If I'd been seeing a voice,
as long as you've been seeing Heather,

we would have already done all sorts
of unspeakable things to each other.

I can't believe what you told my mom.

I love that rat spawn you wrote about me.

You told her about Yo, Heather.

I don't know why you don't want
the whole world to hear it.

I'm mad because you told her
I haven't kissed you yet.

It's no big deal.

If you're not ready.

Why would you tell her that?

I didn't know what to say?
She kept grilling.

You know how she is.
She's your mom.

I don't like that.

I can't trust you to keep
our private stuff private.

Well, you know what I don't like?
I don't like that.

You're talking to me this way.

Yeah, well, maybe I'll stop
talking to you right now.

Fine.
If that's what you're going to be about

it, maybe we shouldn't go
to the wedding together.

I'm talking again.
Maybe we shouldn't now.

Silence.

Hey.
Have you

seen Brooke?
She was supposed to come by.

Oh, is she missing? Is
there an Amber alert?

You know, it's hard to take you seriously
when you look like the only black Muppet.

What are you doing, Ben? I thought at this
stage in your life, you'd want more. Don't

you think it might be nice to have someone
a little more appropriate who shares your

common interests? Who knows?
Michael Keaton was Batman?

I'm Batman.
No, you're not.

Yes, I am.
I'm Batman.

Oh, look, my hot young girlfriend is here.
I'll see you later.

Wheezy.

Hey.

It'S not stickers again. Is it
supposed to be ironic?

Here, try this oneso cool.

Okay.

I don't look like Elton John, do I?

I don't know who that is.
Is it related to white Cleft John?

I don't know who that is.

Cum Sax again.
Okay.

Okay.

There he is.

Howard, I want you to meet Brooke.

Nice to meet you, Brooke.

Nice to meet you, sir.

Did you two go to College together?

That's funny, Darling.

Why don't we go see if the bartender has

any coloring books for you,
and I'll be with you in a minute.

Okay, then try not to die
before I get back.

Okay,

let me ask you a question.

You were a Bachelor for a long time.

Yeah, I told you about selling
Winter and Ivana Carlo, right?

Yes, you did.
And I hearken back.

Well, you have to hearken back.

Do you ever regret all the casual
relationships you had in your life?

No.

It'S just a great ride.

But then finally I met somebody
that I wanted to be with.

I don't sweat it, Bam.

Even with guys like us.

When it happens,

it happens.
Yeah.

What am I worried about?

Look at you two guys.

Congratulations.

Well, you just look beautiful.
Thank you.

You don't look so bad yourself.
Where's Alonzo?

Oh, he'll be here.

He just has to dot the I's
and cross the T's on a gang truce.

Where's your day?
Did she have a taper cycle?

I will admit you got in my head a little

bit about Brooke, but something Howard
said about marriage really gave me hope.

Oh, and what was that?

That I still have another 30 or 40
years left of making love to strangers.

So handsome.

I'm so dumb.

You guys did come together.

Well, I heard Robin lost his date.

And rather than let him be humiliated

by going alone, I thought
he could take his mommy.

That's sweet and creepy and not sweet.

I think we make a lovely couple.

And I'm not sad.

That's the spirit, buddy boy.

Hello, Workman.
Hello, Heather.

And guy I think I saw
on the news last night.

This is my date, Ray.

We met at a gas station.
He doesn't work there.

He just asked me if I
could buy him some juice.

Hydration is the key.

Man.

You all have a really nice house.

Oh, this isn't.

Thank you, Ray.

Ray and I are just casual.

Nothing serious.

Neither is this.

We got a situation ride's not coming out.

What? Why? What are you
talking about, man?

You ask a lot of questions.

What's the problem?

And now he's angry.

Maggie's got cold feet.

Maggie, what is it?

What's going on,man?

I do ask a lot of questions.

I'm not going to marry Howard.
Why?

Howard is a great guy.

He is a great guy.

But he's a Playboy at heart.

I don't think people change listen.

I know a lot about guys like Howard.

I think he changed because he met you.

Yeah.

I don't think so.

Listen, Maggie, I've worked
with Howard for ten years.

I've never seen him this happy.

Why would he give that up?

If he did, he'd just be lost again.

Trust me, I've seen
the way he looks at you.

He's totally and completely in love.

That's the look we all want.

Maggie, you didn't fall
asleep in there, did you?

This is good stuff.

The bathroom door is right.

I'm going out there.

Oh, Hi.

Do you mean all that?

Yeah,I guess I did.

Yeah.

I think we need to stop seeing each other.
What?

I don't want any of that.

That's like something
my dad would say to my mom.

And I mean sex more than twice a day.
My God.

What is the matter with you?

You.

Where's your fellow?

Oh, he'll be here.

He's negotiating a gang truce.

But he knows that if he doesn't get here,

he's going to disappoint me,
and he puts me first.

He puts me first.

He's also very
handsome and looks great in his suit.

You'll see us out there dancing.

Just wait, dear.

These people only have so much time left.

Think of how much of it you just used it.

I don't know what she sees in him.

Me either.

We need to show her what she's missing.

Let's get out there and show them a little

something about two bodies
moving together as one.

Come on.

Oh, this is him.
This is him.

It's my boyfriend.
He's calling me on my cellular telephone.

Are you on your way?
Alice, don't get mad.

Oh, please don't say it.

I don't want to hear it.

I just can't leave right now.

We're making so much progress.

You know how much it means to me
to have you at this wedding.

I know, but I can't leave now.

I have to do this.

You choose to do this, baby.
Come on.

I know what you do
is more important than this.

I just don't think I can be

in a relationship where I
will always come second.

I'm sorry, honey. You okay?

Yeah, fine.

I'm used to this.

Hey, you know what?
Why don't I be your date? What?

What happened to Brooke?

Oddly enough, she had to mediate
a gang truce as well.

Isn't that weird?
Come on.

I owe you in all the time
we were sleeping together.

I never once took you to dinner.

Come on.
It'll be fun.

Okay?
Okay.

He finally showed up.

I think she oversold him.

How long have you two been together?

Well, actually, twelve years,

right, honey?

Oh, yes.

Sometimes I get confused
because he stalked me for five.

But one day I just got tired of running.

And now we have six kids.

Six and one more on the way.
She's pregnant.

I'm sure you can tell.
Not up here, but down there.

Oh, don't worry about this.

Our babies can take a punch.

Where did you two meet?

Oh, astronaut school.
Zero gravity.

Very difficult to make love.

No, I came in for an interview
here at the Sunshine Center.

Yeah, and I was really nervous
because she was so pretty.

She was wearing a blue dress.

It was a blue dress.

Yeah, and I made a dumb joke.

He was funny.

And then she smiled.

And I liked it so much.

I knew I was going to spend a lot of my
time trying to get her to do it again.

Well, you seem very happy.

Together.

You okay, buddy?

I don't think you're going
about this the right way.

Are you sure Heather is
the person you should be mad at?

I don't think it's fair
to take it out on Ray.

He's at a party where
he doesn't know anyone.

No, Roman, I'm talking about your mom.
What?

I know she's taking an interest in you
for the first time in a long time,

but you can't allow her to get
between you and Heather.

I mean, the song is not
your Heather and my mom.

No.

I was going to kiss Heather
for the first time tonight at midnight,

but it doesn't matter.

She hates me, and I wouldn't know
how to do that even if I could.

Look, I know Crystal better than anyone.

You have to give her clear messages.

You have to tell her that your

relationship with Heather
is none of her business.

And then tell Heather how you feel.

And if she feels the same way, go for it.
Damn it.

You're right.

This time I step it up.

Roman,
where have you been? You miss the chicken

dance? I was out there alone,
feeling like a fool.

It's you I should have gotten upset with.
Not Heather.

Me.
What did I do?

You said you wanted to get to know me,

but what you're really doing was
buttoning into my relationship.

Oh, my God.
You're drunk.

Are you on drugs too?

Tell mom if you're holding.

Mom, I really like Heather a lot.

I don't think I'm ready for you
to be a part of that yet.

I understand

you do.
I do.

I myself have a mother.
You know her.

She's your grandmother.
As you might recall.

She's awful.

I certainly don't want you to feel

the same way about me,
so I'm sorry if I overstep my bound.

Thanks, Mum.

Look at you.

It's nice to see you
come into your manhood.

You're standing up for yourself.

You're drinking.

Why don't you just join us? Get in here.

We have a second to talk.

Fine.

We'll look at the rest of this house.

Heather,

I am so sorry.

I like you so much.

And I shouldn't have let
my mom get in between us.

Hey, potato man,

you intrigued me.

I'm with you now.

Let's go.

Not so fast,

but I should warn you,
I'm really good at this.

This is kind of my thing.

Yeah, I know.

Alice.

You make me so mad.

What?
Don't feel bad.

Not everybody can dance like an angel.

I just want to punch you
in the face sometimes.

Are we still talking about dancing?

Why didn't you fight for me?

What? Never mind.

Six months ago, when I told you
I was choosing Alonso over you.

You just let me go.

You said you wanted Alonso.

You said I wasn't ready.
You weren't.

But I heard what you said to Maggie about

wanting the look and then
never wanting to give that up.

Once you got it.

You heard that. Is there anybody at this
wedding who didn't hear that conversation?

Do you have anything you
want to say to me right now?

You are such a moron.

Let's all put our hands together for Ben

till my night.

But I do want to thank Ben
for making this night so special.

But mostly I want to thank my beautiful
bride, Maggie, for marrying me.

Maggie, I have only one regret,

and that is

that I wasn't brave enough to ask you
to marry me the day we met two years ago.

But what did I know?

I was just a stupid kid.

Hey.

I did it.

I'm back with Heather

two more hours, and I'm still going
to smooch your tiny little face.

Sorry, that is the white Russians talking.

That's great.

You okay?

I think Alice is interested in me again.

I think she wants me to fight for,

but she's with the Lonzo now,
and she was fairly hammered.

So

what do I do, buddy?
What do I do?

Thank you.

Thank you for asking me for advice.

Okay. What do I do?

Well,

you told me that I should just
tell her how I feel and go for it.

So you should do that, too.

So corny.

Okay.
You know what?

I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.

Thanks, buddy.

I'm not going to hug you.

Excuse me.
Life changing event here.

Excuse me.

About to face my biggest beer.

Willing to do it.

Excuse me.
You guys can't hear me.

Nothing scary about the aging process.

You're here.
I'm here, and I'm always going to be here.

And I'm sorry I put you a second
and it's never going to happen again.

Alice, I'm going to go to my office.
I'm going to put on my suit,

and I'm going to start proving to you that
you come first for the rest of our lives.

Alonzo, you are such a good man.

Even if I see a kid fall
in a well on my way.

That kid is just going to have
to get used to being in that.

Well, Alonzo.

I want to be with you.

Oh, Ben.

Oh, Alice.

Oh, Alonzo.

Oh, Alonso.

Oh, Alonso.

Well, it's practically midnight.

I know.

This is so romantic.

Yeah,

I kind of wish that wasn't happening.