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Bernadette, what in the hell are you doing?

What's that tattoo?

Uh, tattoo? What tattoo?

That tattoo.

Princess has become a slut.

Here it is, stand right on your ass.

And right on your ass.

The abuse does not run in our family!

Please, Danny, I'll be good, I'll be good.

Believe me, Bernadette, this hurts me more than it hurts you.

But you will be made ashamed for what you did.

Yes, Daddy.

Well?

I know you want to tell me the truth. Are you still a virgin?

Yes, Daddy.

You are, huh?

If you're promising to me, I'll tell you that.

You better get dressed.

Your mother and I are going to be busy today, so you're going to have to stay with Francita.

Francita? Oh, not her. She's always teasing me. She's such a baby. I'd rather stay home.

Don't talk back to me. Not after what you just did. Now behave yourself. Rest.

That child of yours, you know you really spoiled her.

I am. If you have functions yourself, you might enjoy them.

You know damn well how important Saturday afternoon golfing is to me.

Oh, shit.

What the hell your daughter is doing right now, huh?

You understand me?

Yeah.

There she is.

You better stick your tongue back in your head because I'm your babysitter.

For shit, turkey.

Well, I am and I'm older than you are.

He just got accepted to City College.

Spoiled her run.

needs discipline, and only discipline.

Do you really think I care about your slimy...

Put that drink down!

I understand you.

You need discipline.

Now get over here!

He's coming over. Why can't he?

But you need something like these.

In fact, I'll bet you don't have any hair down there.

I do so. I bet I have more hair than you do.

Let me see.

Aww, no. Oh, alright.

See? You don't have any more than me.

Let's see yours.

I'll finish big.

They're doing it for every time.

between lovers are truly moments to remember.

Yes.

I got it, it's a cute looking boy.

It must be my... let's put something on him.

I have nothing to hide.

I don't remember you.

I've been really drunk.

I would never forget something else I had.

Hey, babe, you're all right.

I thought you wanted to be on my team.

Don't be shy.

Well, if you're not going to, I will.

You're just a silly virgin. You wouldn't know what a virgin is.

This is de... This is... This is indecent. This is...

When I was...

to me.

This...

It's ridiculous.

It's...

What are you doing?

What are you...

What...

What...

What...

What...

What...

What...

What...

What the hell is this?

We didn't have school buses.

You too.

I'll just be happy with my wish.

Dumb.

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Please.

PTA picnic?

Simply scrumptious.

White spread.

Oh, that's good.

Well, I'll see you later.

Love you, kiddo.

I love you, too.

Let's try something else.

You know what?

Phone rings

Hello, Mom.

Yeah, here's Dad.

Oh Jimbo, how are you doing?

Been busy?

I've been pretty busy myself, it's been quite a while.

That's right, I haven't had a moment to myself. It's been something else.

Although I've been having fun.

How have you been doing?

Oh, couldn't be better.

Well, she's been most...