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It gives me great pleasure
to announce that...
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- What's under the sheet?
- I'm getting to that.
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- Allow me to...
- Is it a statue?
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Too small. Maybe a bust.
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Small bust, big bust, all good.
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This is an unveiling, so let me unveil it.
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- Now, as I was saying...
- Sorry I'm late.
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- Hey, what's under the sheet?
- Oh, for crying out loud.
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- It's a bell.
- A bell?
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An old church bell.
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♪ Ring, the sound when it is rung ♪
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Some rich muckity-muck came through town
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a few years ago, and had a delightful time.
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He recently died, and
bequeathed us his antique bell.
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Whoa, back up a second.
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A delightful time? In Dog River?
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- More coffee, hon?
- Yes, please.
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You wouldn't believe the horrible
place I've just come from.
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- Petty, deceitful people.
- Oh, Dog River.
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Well, relax. You're in Wullerton now.
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If you need a hug, you let me know.
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Wullerton. I must remember that.
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Apparently, he was really
losing it toward the end.
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Anyway, free bell.
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- Oh! First ding dibs!
- No! This bell's not for dinging.
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Well, that's weird.
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It's like unveiling a button we can't push.
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- Or bubble wrap we can't chew.
- Cows we can't tip!
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There's no dinging, okay?
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Look at the bell and go home!
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A delightful time in Dog River.
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How is that even possible?
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♪ You think there's not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, baby you're so wrong ♪
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- The hell's that contraption?
- French press.
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It's a better way to prepare coffee.
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You get the bean in its purest form.
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More antioxidants,
helps increase concentration.
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The French are always pushing
their agenda on the world.
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French press, French toast,
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French fries... Oh, I do like those.
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Why don't you ever make French fries?
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Why don't you shut up and drink?
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Holy hell, that's one
très bien cup of coffee!
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Top me up, Pierre!
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You hear the news? We got a bell!
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Did you eat my yogurt?
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I found the empty cup in your garbage can.
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You probably threw it in there by mistake.
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Delirious from the amazing cherry flavour.
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I didn't mention it was cherry.
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I also found your
fingerprints all over the cup!
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Fine, I ate it, Debbie Dramatic.
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Busted!
This fingerprint kit is pretty handy.
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- Why don't we use it more often?
- Waste of time.
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You think everything's a waste of time.
Like buying your own yogurt.
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In order for fingerprinting to be useful,
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we'd need everybody in town on file.
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We could make a database,
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- and don't say it's...
- Waste of time.
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A bell we can't ring?
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It's not right. I'm just gonna ring it.
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So, how was it?
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Oh, man, so good. You gotta try it.
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You weren't kidding. That was glorious!
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- Your turn, Zeke.
- I don't know...
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What if we get in trouble?
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- Come on!
- Don't be a wuss!
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Zeke! No dingin' the bell.
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Hey, Wanda, do you know where...
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Pripyat, Neeploha, Devochka...
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Are you okay? You sound phlegmy.
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- You got a cold or something?
- No cold.
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Just happy to see you,
fellow greedy capitalist.
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- I go.
- Did you call me "greedy"?
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Or "meaty"?
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I said stop ringing that bell!
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Ugh!
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- What did you do to this coffee?
- Nothing.
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It's the same as always.
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This tastes like it was
scooped from a turtle tank.
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Don't take that the wrong way.
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There's a right way to take that?
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Our coffee at home is way better.
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Well, you know what you should do, then.
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I meant go home and drink coffee.
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Our house doesn't have
the same Johnny say quoi.
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Now, voulez-vous couchez us some cups.
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Pardon my French, but bite me.
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Obviously I can't stop you
all from ringing this bell.
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So I've decided to appoint
one official bell-ringer...
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Hi! Uh!
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...to ring it only on the hour
and in case of emergency.
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Otherwise, it's anarchy.
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- Now, who wants...
- Ooh! Me! Me!
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Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
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- Literally anyone else?
- I'm your guy!
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I promise, if elected, I'll
never stop ringing that bell.
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All right. With extreme reservations,
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I appoint Hank
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- as Dog River's new bell boy.
- Yes!
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But I prefer the term "Ring Leader."
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Or no, no... Ring Master!
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Only on the hour.
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Hey, Lacey, I want to take your
fingerprints to keep on file.
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Well, I want you to not.
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Besides, can't have inky
fingers for the lunch rush.
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Waste of time.
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Sorry. I said waste of time.
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Zeke! Wanna let me fingerprint you?
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No way! That's how the government gets you.
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First, fingerprints, then tracking chips,
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next we're all wearing matching jumpsuits,
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eating our weekly ration of bug mush.
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Raincheck?
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Brent, I'm starting a
town fingerprint database.
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You should start with Wanda.
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- She's been acting weird all morning.
- Weird? How?
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Just weird.
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Talking with a Romanian accent,
or Transylvanian.
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You guys don't believe in vampires, do you?
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Yeah, me neither, just taking
the temperature of the room.
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Anyway, keep an eye on Wanda.
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12:00, y'all!
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Hey, Wanda. How's it going?
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Living my best life,
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- which is sad.
- Good. Good, good.
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Uh, hey, seen your reflection lately?
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Why? Something in my teeth?
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No, but let me check, are they pointy?
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Hey, uh, what say you
and I go lay in the sun
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and chow down some garlic?
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Have you been bingeing Twilight again?
How many times is that?
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All right, all right,
don't bite my head off.
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I mean it. Please, don't.
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1:00 comin' atcha, Dog River!
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Ha!
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Ooh, is that a French press?
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I love the French.
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They do everything so much better than us.
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Their braids, their maids, their horns...
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Well, grab a cup, and cop a squat, hombre.
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All right!
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I see the old silo's
getting pretty full there, Ike.
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Oh, yeah, she's about ready to blow.
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Is Special Agent Dollard in River of Dogs.
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I have information regarding
location of missile silo.
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Prepare to send nukes.
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Send nudes? Okay, give me a minute.
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How well do we really know Wanda?
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Sure, we all grew up together
since childhood,
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and I've spent the last 20 years
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standing beside her, but still...
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- Whoa, where'd she go?
- Yeah, totally.
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- Are you even listening?
- Huh? Oh.
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I'm sorry, buddy.
My Instagram is buh-lowing up.
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Four likes on my last post.
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Being Lord of the Ring
has really raised my stature.
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Yeah. You're probably the
most important person in town.
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Backward hat man
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is apparently most important man in town.
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Surely he will know missile codes.
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Speaking of... coming up
on 2:00 in about 30 seconds.
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Yeah, that'll happen.
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Oh, right!
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Whoa! Hey! What are you doing?
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I don't know. Putting this on a shelf?
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- Taking it down from a shelf?
- Something's going on here.
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One minute, you're normal,
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and the next, you're sneaking
around all sneaky-sneaks.
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Ah, it's hard for me to admit,
but you may be right.
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I'm dizzy, I'm missing
chunks out of the day.
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It's like at the snap of a finger,
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you're someone else completely...
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- Wait, you ever been hypnotized?
- No. I went to one of those
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lame hypnotism shows back in the day,
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but it didn't work.
I'm too smart for that bull-dink.
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...and sleep.
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Now, when I ring this bell,
you will become a robot at a disco,
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you will be a chicken who's late for work,
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and you will be a Russian spy
looking for nuclear missiles.
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Where are missiles, chicken lady?
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- It would explain an awful lot.
- No way.
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That cheese-ball schmaltz
would never work on me.
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I probably just need
more sleep or something.
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Smell that? That's the intoxicating aroma
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of the simple, yet anti-aging
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and gout-preventing coffee bean
distilled to its purest form.
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Less blah-blah, more java!
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All right, this has gone on long enough.
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Either drink my coffee,
or take your stupid French press
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and your snooty attitudes, and get out.
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I'm sorry, Lacey,
but we can no longer settle
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for your pedestrian drip coffee.
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I bet if it came down to it, you
couldn't even tell the difference.
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Taste test!
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Okay, if you can't tell the difference,
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you'll never bring that thing in here again.
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Deal.
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Mm... very nice.
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Oh, I see.
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Lacey, you're trying to trick me.
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Clearly this is rotten cabbage water
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you're attempting to pass off as coffee.
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- I hope you do get gout.
- Nice one, Emma.
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Now fill me up with another...
Hey, where did my cup go?
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Mine's missing too.
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Who took my napkin holder?
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Thank you, Zeke.
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You should've seen the French
roasting we just gave Lacey.
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She didn't know... What's all this?
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Nobody wants to give me their fingerprints,
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so I'm just taking them.
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My database is almost complete.
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Look, Karen, I'd love to stand around
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and tell you what a waste of time
this fingerprint stuff is,
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but that would mean wasting even more time
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in a day already fraught with wasted time.
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Snack break.
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Hey! Am I all out of your yogurt?
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Aah!
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Oh, man!
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Oh, man!
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Oh, man.
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This was the wrong day to
take up so many new hobbies.
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Hank! My cat is missing.
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Aw, that sucks. Sorry, man.
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It's an emergency.
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- Ring the bell!
- Fine.
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Now what?
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I don't know. I'm a bell
ringer, not a cat... finder.
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Emma! What the hell did you do?
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Me? I didn't do that.
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Well, if you didn't, and I didn't...
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Oh, I know. Who's hated
this thing from the start?
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I didn't break your French press.
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I kinda wish I had, though.
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What's the emergency?
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I heard the bell, then I went to the bell,
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then Hank told me that Oscar
told him to tell me to come here,
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which doesn't seem like a great system.
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- Lacey broke our French press!
- French cuff her, Davis!
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I can't without proof or a confession.
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- Did you break it?
- No.
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Dang. Thought if I said it quick...
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- Wait, I've got another idea.
- Well, looks like my database
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isn't such a waste of time now, is it?
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Have you (A) ever been to Russia?
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(B) have friends in Russia?
250
00:13:12,181 --> 00:13:15,149
(C) cheered for Russia in Olympic hockey?
251
00:13:15,151 --> 00:13:17,852
- No.
- Then you must be hypnotized.
252
00:13:17,854 --> 00:13:19,237
Sorry, I'm going to have to kill
253
00:13:19,238 --> 00:13:22,289
- you to keep the nation secure.
- Good luck.
254
00:13:23,459 --> 00:13:24,925
I've got an emergency.
255
00:13:24,927 --> 00:13:27,728
I'm making butter tarts,
and I'm out of butter!
256
00:13:27,730 --> 00:13:29,930
That's not an emergency, Helen.
257
00:13:29,932 --> 00:13:34,034
It's the number one ingredient.
It's right in the name.
258
00:13:34,036 --> 00:13:37,338
I've got a real emergency.
I can't find my remote!
259
00:13:37,340 --> 00:13:40,074
Enough! Everybody leave me alone.
260
00:13:40,076 --> 00:13:43,310
I got a job to do here,
and I need to concentrate.
261
00:13:48,885 --> 00:13:53,120
Hank's really changed.
All this power has gone to his head.
262
00:13:55,390 --> 00:13:58,459
Will lure powerful bell man
263
00:13:58,461 --> 00:14:00,227
with honey trap seduction.
264
00:14:00,229 --> 00:14:04,632
Oh, hello, Mr. Important Local Official.
265
00:14:04,634 --> 00:14:08,335
Surely someone as powerful
and handsome as you
266
00:14:08,337 --> 00:14:11,972
- has information...
- Y-You okay, Wanda?
267
00:14:11,974 --> 00:14:14,441
Brent said you were feeling a little off.
268
00:14:14,443 --> 00:14:19,280
Oh, ho...
don't listen to giant-headed gas man.
269
00:14:19,282 --> 00:14:25,653
There must be something I can
offer you in exchange for... codes.
270
00:14:25,655 --> 00:14:27,955
A-winky, a-winky.
271
00:14:31,193 --> 00:14:32,960
Oh, god! Get off of me!
272
00:14:32,962 --> 00:14:35,930
Wait, I'm on you? What's happening?
273
00:14:35,932 --> 00:14:39,700
Ah, it's not your fault.
It's the lure of the King Ringer.
274
00:14:39,702 --> 00:14:42,803
Power is a potent aphrodisiac.
275
00:14:42,805 --> 00:14:45,433
Okay, you have to kill me.
276
00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:53,024
I can't be King of the Ring anymore.
277
00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:55,160
This job messes with your morals.
278
00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:58,263
- Too much power for one man.
- You can't quit now.
279
00:14:58,330 --> 00:15:00,965
People are used to your hourly dongs.
280
00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:04,469
- Many have thrown away their watches.
- You gotta find somebody else!
281
00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:06,104
You made a promise, Hank.
282
00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:08,740
You said you'd never stop ringing that bell.
283
00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:11,976
I did say that, didn't I?
284
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:21,019
Something is wrong with me.
285
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:23,321
Filthy Canadian pigs!
286
00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:25,990
Do I sound different?
287
00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:28,993
Vodka! Baryshnikov! Pussy Riot!
288
00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:31,396
I'm starting to think
I might actually be hypnotized!
289
00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:33,298
Ya think? I don't get it, though.
290
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:36,669
Wouldn't the hypnotist have
un-hypnotized you at the show?
291
00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:38,403
Where are codes?
292
00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:41,105
I'll pluck you like chicken you mock!
293
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:43,575
And... back to normal.
294
00:15:45,579 --> 00:15:47,879
Well, we've all had a good time tonight.
295
00:15:47,881 --> 00:15:49,214
Now when I snap my fingers,
296
00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:51,182
it will un-plant the hypnotic suggestion
297
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:53,618
so it's not dormant in your subconscious.
298
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,687
Three, two...
299
00:15:55,689 --> 00:15:58,690
Fire! Run for your lives!
300
00:15:59,391 --> 00:16:02,961
We have to find this hypnotist
to un-plant the suggestion.
301
00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:04,095
Do you remember his name?
302
00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:06,965
I don't know, something Mesmerizer?
303
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,900
The Great Mesmerizer?
304
00:16:08,902 --> 00:16:10,702
Marvelous Mesmerizer?
305
00:16:10,704 --> 00:16:12,804
- Gerald Mesmerizer?
- That's it!
306
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:16,608
Boy, destiny really handed it
to you with a name like that.
307
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,010
- How'd you find him?
- Linkedln.
308
00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:21,981
He works at some supermarket now.
Let's go find him.
309
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:25,583
You take me nowhere, agent gas man.
310
00:16:28,889 --> 00:16:30,622
You showed me, Hank.
311
00:16:30,624 --> 00:16:33,992
- You're fired.
- Yes! Now, there's, uh,
312
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:36,094
just the small matter of my fee.
313
00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:39,464
- There's no payment.
- Wow, this really was a terrible gig.
314
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:42,066
Codes, codes...
315
00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:43,868
must get codes.
316
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:49,913
Thank you, agent gas man.
317
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:05,590
There are three sets of fingerprints
on the French press.
318
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:08,760
Oscar's, Emma's,
and one set of mystery prints.
319
00:17:08,762 --> 00:17:10,028
Which are not mine.
320
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:12,063
Get your cuffs ready, Davis.
321
00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:14,966
- She looks like a runner.
- Way ahead of you.
322
00:17:14,968 --> 00:17:17,802
Now, we just have to
cross-reference Lacey's prints
323
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:20,204
with the ones on the French press...
324
00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:23,841
Hmm. It's not a match. Lacey walks.
325
00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:25,744
Yes! Freedom!
326
00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:29,180
You've all just had a taste
of Shawshank Redemption.
327
00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:32,116
Is that relevant?
I never actually saw the movie.
328
00:17:32,118 --> 00:17:34,252
If they're not hers, whose are they?
329
00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:39,857
- Looks like they're Phil's.
- Emma!
330
00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:42,260
Two-timing me with the town barkeep?
331
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:44,028
I'm not cheating on you.
332
00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:48,366
Though I do love a man with a ponytail.
Something to think about.
333
00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:50,168
What possible reason could there be
334
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:53,504
for Phil's prints being on the French press?
335
00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:55,840
The tub drain's clogged.
336
00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:58,589
Get someone else to unclog it.
337
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:02,347
- Like who?
- I don't know... Phil?
338
00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:05,783
He's got long hair.
He knows how to deal with that stuff.
339
00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:08,019
I made him a coffee afterwards.
340
00:18:08,021 --> 00:18:09,253
Mystery solved.
341
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:11,823
Now, you guys want to order or get lost?
342
00:18:11,825 --> 00:18:13,125
Either's fine.
343
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:18,262
Large-headed, round, pungent gas man.
344
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:22,700
- I hear you have information.
- I can take you to my...
345
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:25,403
Pungent? I don't know about that.
346
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,939
Anyway, I can take you to my source,
347
00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:29,407
but we have to leave right away.
348
00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:32,243
Mother Russia will not forget this.
349
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:36,981
Why would Phil break our French press?
It makes no sense.
350
00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:39,917
Idiots! It was loud angry geriatric
351
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:42,286
who broke fancy French machine!
352
00:18:48,762 --> 00:18:50,663
Oh.
353
00:18:50,729 --> 00:18:54,132
Too stupid to know anything
about missile codes.
354
00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:57,582
What the hell am I doing out here?
355
00:18:57,606 --> 00:18:59,637
What the hell are you doing out there?
356
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:02,507
- She's lying!
- I also have pictures.
357
00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:04,909
Those are better than fingerprints.
358
00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:06,511
Told you it was a waste of time.
359
00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:12,917
Okay, let's go, Comrade Dollard.
I'll explain all this later.
360
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:18,589
Okay, so I broke it
and tried to pin it on Lacey.
361
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:20,725
Would you expect any less of me?
362
00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:21,993
I'll buy you a new one.
363
00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:25,229
- How much was it?
- 68 bucks.
364
00:19:25,231 --> 00:19:28,366
I always liked Lacey's coffee.
365
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:33,004
Okay, I think that's my source.
366
00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:36,240
I will take it from here.
367
00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:39,010
No, no, no, we don't want you to spook him.
368
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:41,345
Uh... here, try one of these.
369
00:19:42,981 --> 00:19:47,485
My god!
This gooey mush pocket is revelation!
370
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:51,255
Would go perfectly with salted
herring and okroshka soup.
371
00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:54,358
Uh, excuse me? Gerald Mesmerizer?
372
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:57,595
Um, this might sound strange,
but were you ever a hypnotist?
373
00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:59,363
Yeah, I went through a brief phase.
374
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:00,998
With a name like "Mesmerizer,"
375
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,267
- you've gotta give it a shot, right?
- Naturally.
376
00:20:03,269 --> 00:20:06,037
Uh, well, you hypnotized
my friend back there,
377
00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:08,807
- and she's still under your spell.
- Really?
378
00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:11,342
I didn't think my powers had
such long-lasting effects.
379
00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:13,277
Yeah, you're a real Reveen.
380
00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:15,913
So, do you think you could un-hypnotize her?
381
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:20,017
It's affecting her work.
Also, she hits me in the throat a lot.
382
00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:22,487
No problem. For a price, of course.
383
00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:26,824
- Fif... um, 60 bucks.
- Did you obtain codes?
384
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:30,294
He'll only give them to
us for six... 100 bucks,
385
00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:33,378
and two cases of poutine pockets.
386
00:20:35,654 --> 00:20:37,855
All right, here goes...
387
00:20:39,625 --> 00:20:40,591
Nothin'.
388
00:20:40,593 --> 00:20:42,760
Looks like I'm back to
normal, pungent gas man.
389
00:20:42,762 --> 00:20:46,063
Oh, so the "pungent" bit wasn't a spy thing.
390
00:20:46,065 --> 00:20:48,699
- Nice.
- That's it. This stupid bell
391
00:20:48,701 --> 00:20:50,434
is more trouble than it's worth.
392
00:20:50,436 --> 00:20:51,669
What are you gonna do with it?
393
00:20:51,671 --> 00:20:56,841
Don't worry.
I'll put it somewhere very safe.
394
00:21:12,291 --> 00:21:13,424
♪ I don't know ♪
395
00:21:13,426 --> 00:21:15,760
♪ The same things you don't know ♪
396
00:21:19,164 --> 00:21:21,265
♪ I don't know ♪
397
00:21:21,267 --> 00:21:23,601
♪ I just... don't know ♪
398
00:21:26,438 --> 00:21:28,606
♪ Ooh... ♪
399
00:21:28,608 --> 00:21:30,041
♪ It's a great big place ♪
400
00:21:30,043 --> 00:21:32,109
♪ Ooh... ♪
401
00:21:32,111 --> 00:21:34,278
♪ Full of nothin' but space ♪
402
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:36,414
♪ Ooh... ♪
403
00:21:36,416 --> 00:21:38,449
♪ And it's my happy place ♪
404
00:21:38,451 --> 00:21:40,618
♪ I don't know ♪
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