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Sold?
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Someone bought
that abandoned lot.
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Who would want that old dump?
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Maybe somebody's starting
a new business here.
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What kinda
dime-store dingleberry
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would start a new business
in a town of 460 people?
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Present Lacey excluded.
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I heard that a wing joint
opened up in a small town,
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and two months later,
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it became a clubhouse
for a motorcycle gang.
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That sounds cool.
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A motorcycle gang sounds cool?
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No, wings and a clubhouse.
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Or, ooh, wings in a clubhouse.
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Phil, we need to talk.
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Bikers?
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That's a scary thought.
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The last thing we need
is more crime.
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Yeah, 'cause then
we'd have some crime.
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I don't like this.
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A wing joint
for a motorcycle gang...
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what's next?
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Tattoo parlour!
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Fingers crossed.
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A chain store.
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Oh yeah, bikers love
to fight with chains.
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He means a big box store.
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How do you fight with big boxes?
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Oh, you mean boxing.
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Ugh! I'm out.
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Why are you all panicking?
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Have you ever considered
the possibility that...
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Oh, here we go.
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He reads Real Estate
for Jackasses once,
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and now he knows everything.
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My apologies.
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Please continue getting upset
about this phantom biker gang.
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Whoa, the bikers are phantoms?
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That's a whole other problem.
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, baby
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♪ You're so wrong
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Still nothing?
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Nada.
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Zilch.
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It just doesn't make sense.
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Where are all the men?
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Uh, yoo-hoo.
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There should be a tidal wave
of dongs in my inbox.
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Excuse me?
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Ding dongs.
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We signed up for a dating app
called Ringer.
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It has this flirting tool
where people can ring your bell.
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A ding is like a wink,
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where a dong
is like a wolf whistle...
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Mm, maybe a fireman
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who just
spilled something on his shirt
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and has to take it off
and rub his...
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Or, you know,
something like that.
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Oh, someone needs a date.
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Why don't we have any messages?
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We all put up nice photos.
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It should be raining dongs.
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Cats and dongs.
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Should I be here for this?
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We've got to stop that lot
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from becoming
a festering crime hole.
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And now festering holes.
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You've all changed.
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We were up late
binging Sons of Anarchy.
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We can't let some outsiders
roll in here and ruin things.
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Yeah, I don't want
somebody changing that lot.
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It was the site
of my first kiss.
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Seen a lot of kisses since then,
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but you never forget your first.
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So you're only worried
about biker gangs now?
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Not big retailers?
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Big retailers are just as bad.
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Our taxes
could go through the roof.
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That doesn't concern
Scrooge McMoneybags here.
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He doesn't care
if his taxes go up
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or if his family
gets kidnapped by...
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Marvin Muscles
and his Motorcyclin' Marauders.
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Who's Marvin?
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Was he a second cousin
of anarchy?
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Anything yet?
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Nothing.
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I was thinking that maybe
the app was offline,
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but it seems to be working.
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For other people.
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What gives?
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My friend's on this,
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and she said she's buried
in pics and messages...
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and she's got a mustache
like Wyatt Earp.
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Still waiting for ding dongs?
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Why don't you just dong
some dings yourselves?
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We can't do that.
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If I message the guy first,
he'll think I'm desperate.
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But guys who message
you first are...
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Confident go-getters.
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I don't make the rules.
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That's stupid.
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Men are lazy.
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If you send the first message,
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you're just eliminating a step.
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Go for it.
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I guess we could at least look.
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See who we're waiting on.
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Hipster...
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metal head...
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Brony...
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Ooh, nice french braid.
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No way!
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Guess who's on here?
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Davis?
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Wow, nice photo.
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Let's send him a gag message.
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Hmm. It won't send.
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What?
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His inbox is full?!
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Fitzy!
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We need you.
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Can you come back later?
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I'm in the middle of
a leadership seminar.
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Seminar?
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I thought we were
just watching movies.
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You're suggesting
Harry James Potter
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wasn't a leader?
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I think Hermione
has a stronger influence
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on the group.
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We want to know who
bought that vacant lot
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Dunno.
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Isn't that the sort of thing
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you're supposed to know
as mayor?
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If you're going to get on me
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about all the stuff
I don't know,
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we'll be here all day.
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Well, at least tell us
what the lot is zoned for.
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Ah yes, the vacant lot.
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Zoned AG.
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What's AG?
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Agriculture?
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Oh, weed farm.
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We don't want people
selling weed!
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Although it's good
for guacamole.
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Do you mean glaucoma?
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It's good for both.
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AG is "anything goes."
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Why is there
an "anything goes" zone?
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Sounds kinda sexy,
if you ask me.
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You should change that zoning
to WNTP.
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"We need to approve."
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You think "approve"
starts with a P?
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You're almost stupid enough
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to be mayor.
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I have seen all the
Harry Potter movies.
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No spoilers!
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Well, I guess we have no choice.
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Time to start our own
biker gang to defend our turf.
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Or we start
our own big box store.
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I mean, either way,
we'll be wearing cool vests.
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Option C...
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we phone the realtor.
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Rouleau Realty.
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How can we make your dreams
a realty?
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You could start
by working on that slogan.
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I'll get right on that
as soon as you buy a house.
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Well, I'm actually just calling
with a question.
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Could you tell me
who recently purchased
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the empty lot in Dog River?
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Which lot?
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The only one in Dog River
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with your toothy mug
on the sign.
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So, just to be clear,
you want my help?
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Well, first, I'm not
at liberty to say.
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And second, even if I was,
I wouldn't tell you.
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You've been a little snippy.
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Good day.
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Oh...
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Did she say snippy?
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Could be a barbershop.
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Or a vasectomy clinic.
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There he is!
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Heya, partner.
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What's up, guys?
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Nothing, nothing at all.
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Just came here for a drink.
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Oh, and I think I'll
check my Ringer profile.
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You're on Ringer?
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Isn't it the best?
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Are you guys swamped
with messages?
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Not swamped...
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exactly.
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I've been getting
constant messages
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since I joined.
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She's stunning.
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You're not even
going to read it?
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Wouldn't be fair
to let her cut in line.
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There's fifty in front of her.
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Fifty?
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Babe...
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babe... babe...
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It's like a babe faucet.
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And it only runs hot.
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Why aren't you dating her?
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It says here
she's a bikini model
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slash hedge fund manager.
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Hedges are boring.
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Plus she likes
long walks on the beach.
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I hate getting sand in my shoes.
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This one used to work at the UN
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and loves craft beer.
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Sounds like an unemployed drunk.
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Have you dated any of these
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disgusting
pillars of perfection?
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Haven't even
read their messages.
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Guess I should start.
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Work, work, work.
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How does he have so many options
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and we still have none?
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You three here
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about the meeting
for the empty lot?
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It's not like we have
anything else going on.
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Thanks for coming, everyone.
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It's good to know our concerns
about the lot are shared.
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Our biggest fear is not knowing
who purchased the empty lot
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and what their plans are.
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One possibility
you haven't considered
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is a nudist sex cult.
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How nudist are we talking?
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Like, just vests?
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Vests? Why would...
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Enough talk.
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We need action!
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Time to protest!
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Who's with us?
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Protest! Woohoo!
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We're going to show
whoever bought that lot
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that we care a lot
about our town
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and a lot less about their...
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lot.
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Huh. Slogans are hard.
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My apologies to that realtor.
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Sorry I'm not drunk,
but I had to drive here.
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Why would you get drunk?
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I was researching
how to protest,
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and it said to make sure
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you have enough
Molotov cocktails.
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What's in that?
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Is that like a Moscow Mule?
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Sort of, but hotter.
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We're not getting drunk.
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All we need are signs,
some chanting,
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a traffic blockade...
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All the classics.
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What do we want?
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A lot!
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How do we want it?
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With nothing on it!
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Hank, put that down.
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Maybe blocking traffic
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works better in a bigger town...
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like one with traffic.
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Here comes traffic.
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Everyone, hold the line!
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Never surrender!
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Mornin'.
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Well, well, well.
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If it isn't Judy Justice here
to shut us down.
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I just heard your voices
out my window
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and thought I'd come and say hi.
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What's this all about?
273
00:09:33,170 --> 00:09:35,838
We're protesting
whoever bought the lot.
274
00:09:35,839 --> 00:09:37,173
What's it going to be?
275
00:09:37,174 --> 00:09:38,774
I was hoping for a burrito bar.
276
00:09:38,775 --> 00:09:40,910
Could be, who the hell knows?
277
00:09:40,911 --> 00:09:43,045
You're protesting
even though you don't know?
278
00:09:43,046 --> 00:09:44,113
Could be something great.
279
00:09:44,114 --> 00:09:47,316
Could also be
a private security firm.
280
00:09:47,317 --> 00:09:48,918
Put you guys out of business.
281
00:09:48,919 --> 00:09:49,986
What?
282
00:09:49,987 --> 00:09:50,987
I don't want that!
283
00:09:51,855 --> 00:09:53,990
Sorry, it's
this dating app I'm on.
284
00:09:53,991 --> 00:09:55,324
Women keep messaging me.
285
00:09:55,325 --> 00:09:59,061
Hey, how about you go talk
to the realtor for us?
286
00:09:59,062 --> 00:10:00,930
You know, flirt a little.
287
00:10:00,931 --> 00:10:01,998
Yeah!
288
00:10:01,999 --> 00:10:03,866
Lay on the charm.
289
00:10:03,867 --> 00:10:05,735
Then ask who bought the lot.
290
00:10:05,736 --> 00:10:07,603
And what they're doing with it.
291
00:10:07,604 --> 00:10:09,739
Or how nude they plan on being.
292
00:10:09,740 --> 00:10:11,340
Um, okay.
293
00:10:11,341 --> 00:10:12,675
I'll do my best.
294
00:10:12,676 --> 00:10:14,810
This protest is a bust.
295
00:10:14,811 --> 00:10:15,878
No one's noticing.
296
00:10:15,879 --> 00:10:18,280
That's about to change.
297
00:10:18,281 --> 00:10:20,149
There's Nick from The Howler.
298
00:10:20,150 --> 00:10:21,751
Hey, the press is here!
299
00:10:21,752 --> 00:10:23,620
We're gonna make front page!
300
00:10:30,027 --> 00:10:31,093
What are you looking at?
301
00:10:31,094 --> 00:10:32,962
Davis's Ringer profile.
302
00:10:32,963 --> 00:10:33,764
For tips.
303
00:10:33,765 --> 00:10:37,233
Woof! Women do love
a guy in uniform.
304
00:10:37,234 --> 00:10:40,970
Wow. He looks
so deep and mysterious,
305
00:10:40,971 --> 00:10:42,571
like he's really pondering
306
00:10:42,572 --> 00:10:44,974
the complexity
of life's big questions.
307
00:10:44,975 --> 00:10:46,308
I took that one.
308
00:10:46,309 --> 00:10:48,978
He's squinting
at the specials board.
309
00:10:48,979 --> 00:10:50,579
And that's my mom's dog.
310
00:10:50,580 --> 00:10:52,982
All these photos are misleading.
311
00:10:52,983 --> 00:10:54,583
Not misleading.
312
00:10:54,584 --> 00:10:55,118
Flattering.
313
00:10:55,119 --> 00:10:57,253
The uniform, the puppy...
314
00:10:57,254 --> 00:11:00,723
it's a version of Davis
that hints at potential.
315
00:11:00,724 --> 00:11:02,324
I don't know.
316
00:11:02,325 --> 00:11:04,193
I think this app is just stupid.
317
00:11:04,194 --> 00:11:06,328
Even I'm not getting anything.
318
00:11:06,329 --> 00:11:08,998
What do you mean,
"even I'm not getting anything"?
319
00:11:08,999 --> 00:11:10,599
You think you're
so much hotter than us?
320
00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:15,137
I meant I'm also in uniform,
so that can't be the reason...
321
00:11:15,138 --> 00:11:18,874
but you gotta admit,
I keep it tight.
322
00:11:18,875 --> 00:11:21,811
Are you implying that
I don't keep it tight?
323
00:11:21,812 --> 00:11:22,612
What am I?
324
00:11:22,613 --> 00:11:24,213
Loose liver over here?
325
00:11:24,214 --> 00:11:26,348
That's not what I meant...
326
00:11:26,349 --> 00:11:28,484
but I obviously
have a toned body.
327
00:11:28,485 --> 00:11:31,420
I just don't show it
off on my profile.
328
00:11:31,421 --> 00:11:32,488
Trust me, if I did,
329
00:11:32,489 --> 00:11:34,623
my phone would be
dinging off the hook.
330
00:11:34,624 --> 00:11:35,425
Please.
331
00:11:35,426 --> 00:11:37,293
If I dolled it up
and laid it down,
332
00:11:37,294 --> 00:11:39,428
my profile would melt eyeballs.
333
00:11:39,429 --> 00:11:41,831
I just didn't want
to give anyone a heart attack.
334
00:11:41,832 --> 00:11:44,233
You think I couldn't
short-shorts my way
335
00:11:44,234 --> 00:11:45,568
into some action?
336
00:11:45,569 --> 00:11:46,902
Show up for the sugar,
337
00:11:46,903 --> 00:11:48,504
stick around for the brains.
338
00:11:48,505 --> 00:11:52,241
Well, if we're all done here,
339
00:11:52,242 --> 00:11:54,376
I have to go water my...
340
00:11:54,377 --> 00:11:55,712
laundry.
341
00:11:56,780 --> 00:11:59,715
I too have unrelated
work chores.
342
00:11:59,716 --> 00:12:02,385
I ditto that... also.
343
00:12:06,389 --> 00:12:07,456
Am I in trouble?
344
00:12:07,457 --> 00:12:08,791
Absolutely.
345
00:12:08,792 --> 00:12:10,126
I already told the detective
346
00:12:10,127 --> 00:12:11,994
where I was
the night of the murder.
347
00:12:11,995 --> 00:12:13,863
My alibi is rock solid.
348
00:12:13,864 --> 00:12:14,664
Murder?
349
00:12:14,665 --> 00:12:16,799
No, no, sorry.
350
00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,134
That's not what this is about.
351
00:12:18,135 --> 00:12:21,070
This is about you and I
getting down to business.
352
00:12:21,071 --> 00:12:23,472
Oh, you're a stripper.
353
00:12:23,473 --> 00:12:24,807
It's not my birthday...
354
00:12:24,808 --> 00:12:27,743
Oh well, hit the music.
355
00:12:27,744 --> 00:12:29,078
I'm not being clear.
356
00:12:29,079 --> 00:12:31,213
I'm just here about a property.
357
00:12:31,214 --> 00:12:33,883
Well, good.
358
00:12:33,884 --> 00:12:35,217
What are you looking for?
359
00:12:35,218 --> 00:12:36,019
Rancher?
360
00:12:36,020 --> 00:12:37,620
Coach house?
Split level?
361
00:12:37,621 --> 00:12:38,421
Huh?
362
00:12:38,422 --> 00:12:40,824
Split-level rancher-style
coach house?
363
00:12:42,159 --> 00:12:42,959
Yes?
364
00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:45,094
Any messages yet?
365
00:12:45,095 --> 00:12:46,695
None of your beeswax.
366
00:12:46,696 --> 00:12:48,831
Let's make it
my beeswax. Yoink!
367
00:12:48,832 --> 00:12:51,500
Ha! No messages.
368
00:12:51,501 --> 00:12:55,504
Oh, my god, nice tan filter,
Pumpkin Spice.
369
00:12:55,505 --> 00:12:57,907
Uh, what are you doing
to that poor donut?
370
00:12:57,908 --> 00:13:00,843
Did you make Josh take this?
371
00:13:00,844 --> 00:13:02,178
It was weird!
372
00:13:02,179 --> 00:13:05,114
You're one to talk, Wanda.
373
00:13:05,115 --> 00:13:07,516
Did you photoshop your legs?
374
00:13:07,517 --> 00:13:10,986
It's like you're auditioning
for a ZZ Top video.
375
00:13:10,987 --> 00:13:13,389
How dare you?!
376
00:13:13,390 --> 00:13:14,990
Nice eyelashes, Baywatch.
377
00:13:14,991 --> 00:13:16,058
Did you mug a butterfly?
378
00:13:16,059 --> 00:13:18,727
Those eyelashes are mine.
379
00:13:18,728 --> 00:13:19,529
I have the receipt.
380
00:13:19,530 --> 00:13:21,664
And they help
soften my tight body.
381
00:13:21,665 --> 00:13:24,333
Is your tight body
sprawled on the hood
382
00:13:24,334 --> 00:13:26,735
because you got hit by the car?
383
00:13:26,736 --> 00:13:28,871
How's the ring-a-linging going?
384
00:13:28,872 --> 00:13:30,739
Ooh, anyone eating that donut?
385
00:13:30,740 --> 00:13:32,074
Lacey licked it.
386
00:13:32,075 --> 00:13:33,409
It was weird!
387
00:13:33,410 --> 00:13:36,612
Well, if she licked it,
she can't really sell it.
388
00:13:36,613 --> 00:13:37,613
Dibs!
389
00:13:43,286 --> 00:13:45,955
So, are we still protesting?
390
00:13:45,956 --> 00:13:47,556
Yeah, but now it's a sit-in.
391
00:13:47,557 --> 00:13:49,425
We can protest sitting down?
392
00:13:49,426 --> 00:13:51,827
Why weren't we doing this
the whole time?
393
00:13:51,828 --> 00:13:54,230
How'd it go with the realtor?
394
00:13:54,231 --> 00:13:56,098
I think I might've
bought a house.
395
00:13:56,099 --> 00:13:57,166
What about the lot?
396
00:13:57,167 --> 00:13:58,234
Wasn't a lot...
397
00:13:58,235 --> 00:13:59,035
under asking.
398
00:13:59,036 --> 00:14:00,369
You didn't find out
about the lot?
399
00:14:00,370 --> 00:14:01,437
No.
400
00:14:01,438 --> 00:14:03,305
That woman is cagey.
401
00:14:03,306 --> 00:14:04,373
She may have murdered somebody.
402
00:14:04,374 --> 00:14:07,042
It's time for drastic measures.
403
00:14:07,043 --> 00:14:08,644
We have to buy back the lot.
404
00:14:08,645 --> 00:14:11,046
If we spread the cost
between all of us,
405
00:14:11,047 --> 00:14:12,381
it wouldn't be much.
406
00:14:12,382 --> 00:14:13,449
Who's with me?
407
00:14:13,450 --> 00:14:16,118
We don't even know what we're
preventing from being built.
408
00:14:16,119 --> 00:14:19,321
Stop being afraid
of not changing.
409
00:14:19,322 --> 00:14:23,058
Have the courage
to embrace the status quo.
410
00:14:23,059 --> 00:14:29,465
Status quo! Status quo!
411
00:14:29,466 --> 00:14:31,066
Shouldn't we stand
for the chanting?
412
00:14:31,067 --> 00:14:32,936
My leg's asleep.
413
00:14:37,664 --> 00:14:38,731
Hey, Lacey, can I get a refill?
414
00:14:38,732 --> 00:14:41,667
Pot's right there.
Knock yourself out.
415
00:14:41,668 --> 00:14:43,002
Why so bummed?
416
00:14:43,003 --> 00:14:44,604
Still no dingles or dongles?
417
00:14:45,672 --> 00:14:46,473
What are you typing?
418
00:14:46,474 --> 00:14:48,875
Just fixing something in my bio.
419
00:14:48,876 --> 00:14:50,476
You don't have a purple heart.
420
00:14:50,477 --> 00:14:51,544
I do too.
421
00:14:51,545 --> 00:14:53,946
Yeah, a purple heart
throw pillow.
422
00:14:53,947 --> 00:14:55,014
That I gave you.
423
00:14:55,015 --> 00:14:55,816
So you admit it.
424
00:14:55,817 --> 00:14:57,417
Besides, your profile claims
425
00:14:57,418 --> 00:15:00,620
you're the CEO of The
Ruby Cafe Franchise.
426
00:15:00,621 --> 00:15:03,556
This could be the first
of many more to come.
427
00:15:03,557 --> 00:15:06,225
That's not a lie.
It's a premonition.
428
00:15:06,226 --> 00:15:08,361
This just in.
429
00:15:08,362 --> 00:15:11,030
Says here Wanda
can do the splits.
430
00:15:11,031 --> 00:15:11,832
Really?
431
00:15:11,832 --> 00:15:12,633
The splits?
432
00:15:12,634 --> 00:15:15,301
Why don't you
demonstrate right now?
433
00:15:15,302 --> 00:15:16,636
I'm not wearing the right pants.
434
00:15:16,637 --> 00:15:19,038
I'll waive The Ruby's
no pants policy
435
00:15:19,039 --> 00:15:20,106
just this once.
436
00:15:20,909 --> 00:15:22,241
Ha! Bingo.
437
00:15:22,242 --> 00:15:23,576
A gentleman caller.
438
00:15:23,577 --> 00:15:26,245
Ah, it's just an ad
for stretchy pants.
439
00:15:26,246 --> 00:15:28,381
Man, they really do eavesdrop.
440
00:15:28,382 --> 00:15:29,449
Don't tell me you guys
441
00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:32,118
have been exaggerating
your profiles.
442
00:15:32,119 --> 00:15:33,719
There's a name for that.
443
00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:35,054
It's crab fishing...
444
00:15:35,055 --> 00:15:35,856
or something like that.
445
00:15:35,857 --> 00:15:37,457
I overheard some younger people.
446
00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:40,393
My point is, you don't want
to meet up with a guy
447
00:15:40,394 --> 00:15:42,262
and have him expecting...
448
00:15:43,330 --> 00:15:44,131
Crabs?
449
00:15:44,132 --> 00:15:46,532
No. Expecting
something less...
450
00:15:46,533 --> 00:15:47,600
accurate.
451
00:15:47,601 --> 00:15:52,138
If I had time to sit in the sun
for 3 to 11 hours a day,
452
00:15:52,139 --> 00:15:53,473
I could be this tan...
453
00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:55,608
Or whatever colour this is.
454
00:15:55,609 --> 00:15:56,943
And...
455
00:15:56,944 --> 00:15:58,277
voilà.
456
00:15:58,278 --> 00:16:00,680
I can do the splits.
457
00:16:02,549 --> 00:16:06,018
I never claimed
I could get back up.
458
00:16:06,019 --> 00:16:07,888
Can somebody help me up?
459
00:16:10,290 --> 00:16:11,891
Rouleau Realty...
460
00:16:11,892 --> 00:16:13,759
where we don't roll over
while makin' deals.
461
00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:16,429
Emma Leroy from Dog River here,
462
00:16:16,430 --> 00:16:18,297
calling again about the lot.
463
00:16:18,298 --> 00:16:19,099
I'd like to make an offer.
464
00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:20,700
But it's not for sale.
465
00:16:20,701 --> 00:16:25,238
Is it for sale if I'm offering
six thousand dollars?
466
00:16:25,239 --> 00:16:26,572
Wow.
467
00:16:26,573 --> 00:16:28,708
Let me talk to the owner
and call you back.
468
00:16:28,709 --> 00:16:30,576
She's checking.
469
00:16:30,577 --> 00:16:31,911
Uh, speaking of checking,
470
00:16:31,912 --> 00:16:34,046
I'm between bank accounts
right now,
471
00:16:34,047 --> 00:16:36,449
and, uh, careers, so...
472
00:16:36,450 --> 00:16:38,851
We get it, you're broke.
473
00:16:38,852 --> 00:16:39,919
So am I.
474
00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:42,054
I can't afford another house.
475
00:16:42,055 --> 00:16:44,724
Talking to women?
It's expensive.
476
00:16:44,725 --> 00:16:47,393
This is why I haven't answered
anyone on that dating app.
477
00:16:47,394 --> 00:16:48,728
You don't need an app!
478
00:16:48,729 --> 00:16:52,999
Just sally up to the first
half-decent woman you see
479
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,134
and say "you'll do."
480
00:16:55,135 --> 00:16:56,736
"Half-decent"?
481
00:16:56,737 --> 00:16:59,138
How would you like
half a foot in your...
482
00:17:01,008 --> 00:17:03,142
Hello?
483
00:17:03,143 --> 00:17:04,477
Great!
484
00:17:04,478 --> 00:17:06,345
I'll transfer the funds
immediately.
485
00:17:06,346 --> 00:17:08,215
We got a deal!
486
00:17:12,487 --> 00:17:13,553
Karen.
487
00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:14,887
Everything okay?
488
00:17:14,888 --> 00:17:18,357
Oh, are you noticing
my eyelashes?
489
00:17:18,358 --> 00:17:20,493
They're attractive.
490
00:17:20,494 --> 00:17:22,361
If you say so.
491
00:17:22,362 --> 00:17:24,497
What can I getcha, Thumper?
492
00:17:24,498 --> 00:17:27,433
Maybe a free drink
for brightening up the place?
493
00:17:27,434 --> 00:17:29,836
Did someone say free drink?
494
00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:33,574
Uh-oh!
495
00:17:33,575 --> 00:17:35,174
Hey! Loose carpet.
496
00:17:35,175 --> 00:17:36,242
You okay?
497
00:17:36,243 --> 00:17:37,577
Those shoes look...
498
00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:38,644
uh, new.
499
00:17:38,645 --> 00:17:41,314
Wha? These old things?
500
00:17:41,315 --> 00:17:42,915
I wear these all the time.
501
00:17:42,916 --> 00:17:43,916
Love them.
502
00:17:43,984 --> 00:17:46,919
Almost as much as Lacey
loves drugstore bronzer.
503
00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:50,656
I don't know what
you're talking about.
504
00:17:50,657 --> 00:17:53,859
I just spent
some time in the sun,
505
00:17:53,860 --> 00:17:55,728
working on the deck today.
506
00:17:55,729 --> 00:17:58,664
This is au naturel.
507
00:17:58,665 --> 00:18:00,266
Whoa.
508
00:18:00,267 --> 00:18:02,668
Am I in the bar from Star Wars?
509
00:18:02,669 --> 00:18:04,270
What's that supposed to mean?
510
00:18:04,271 --> 00:18:06,405
We're just hanging out.
511
00:18:06,406 --> 00:18:07,740
Being ourselves.
512
00:18:07,741 --> 00:18:10,142
Potential versions of ourselves.
513
00:18:10,143 --> 00:18:11,210
All right, then.
514
00:18:11,211 --> 00:18:12,812
Two two-fours of beer, Phil.
515
00:18:12,813 --> 00:18:14,680
The version of Wanda I know
516
00:18:14,681 --> 00:18:17,350
wouldn't mind helping me
carry some beer out to my car.
517
00:18:17,351 --> 00:18:18,684
Not a problem.
518
00:18:18,685 --> 00:18:20,554
Aah! I'm down.
519
00:18:21,355 --> 00:18:22,422
You deliver?
520
00:18:23,490 --> 00:18:25,625
Congratulations
on your purchase, everyone.
521
00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:26,692
Have a beer.
522
00:18:26,693 --> 00:18:27,760
On me.
523
00:18:27,761 --> 00:18:29,895
That's awfully nice of you.
524
00:18:29,896 --> 00:18:31,230
And out of character.
525
00:18:31,231 --> 00:18:34,433
Well, as it turns out,
I also had a great day.
526
00:18:34,434 --> 00:18:36,836
I made two thousand bucks.
527
00:18:36,837 --> 00:18:39,772
You haven't made two thousand
bucks in your life.
528
00:18:39,773 --> 00:18:41,907
Actually, I sold some property.
529
00:18:41,908 --> 00:18:43,509
The lot we're standing on.
530
00:18:43,510 --> 00:18:45,111
I'm the one you bought it from.
531
00:18:45,112 --> 00:18:45,912
What?
532
00:18:45,913 --> 00:18:47,246
It was you?
533
00:18:47,247 --> 00:18:48,581
Why didn't you tell us?
534
00:18:48,582 --> 00:18:49,383
I tried to,
535
00:18:49,384 --> 00:18:51,517
but you and Dad
jumped all over me.
536
00:18:51,518 --> 00:18:54,720
Yep, I paid three thousand,
sold it for five.
537
00:18:54,721 --> 00:18:56,856
But hey, what do I know
about real estate?
538
00:18:56,857 --> 00:18:59,525
Why would you buy
this worthless dirt pile?
539
00:18:59,526 --> 00:19:01,127
For the same reason you all did.
540
00:19:01,128 --> 00:19:02,728
I didn't want anyone to ruin it.
541
00:19:02,729 --> 00:19:05,131
Plus, I too
had my first kiss here.
542
00:19:08,068 --> 00:19:10,469
In fact,
I had my first two-pound
543
00:19:10,470 --> 00:19:12,605
family-sized bag
of kisses there.
544
00:19:12,606 --> 00:19:14,473
Anyway, everything worked out.
545
00:19:14,474 --> 00:19:16,876
Lot stays the same,
and hey, free money.
546
00:19:16,877 --> 00:19:18,477
That's insider trading!
547
00:19:18,478 --> 00:19:20,613
I was outside
when I took the call.
548
00:19:20,614 --> 00:19:22,214
Ah, loophole.
549
00:19:22,215 --> 00:19:24,884
Wow, did you get suckered.
550
00:19:24,885 --> 00:19:28,888
We paid the realtor
six thousand for the lot.
551
00:19:28,889 --> 00:19:31,290
She ripped you off
for a thousand bucks.
552
00:19:31,291 --> 00:19:32,358
What?
553
00:19:32,359 --> 00:19:33,426
Julie?
554
00:19:33,427 --> 00:19:34,760
Is that even legal?
555
00:19:34,761 --> 00:19:37,163
Depends if she was
inside or outside.
556
00:19:37,164 --> 00:19:39,031
Still nothing?
557
00:19:39,032 --> 00:19:40,099
Nada.
558
00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:42,234
I don't like
saying this out loud,
559
00:19:42,235 --> 00:19:44,370
but maybe Brent had a point.
560
00:19:44,371 --> 00:19:45,438
Definitely.
561
00:19:45,439 --> 00:19:46,772
I don't want to meet any guy
562
00:19:46,773 --> 00:19:49,442
who's turned on
by this Oompa Loompa orange.
563
00:19:49,443 --> 00:19:51,577
I'm going to swap
my profile back.
564
00:19:51,578 --> 00:19:52,912
Me too.
565
00:19:52,913 --> 00:19:53,979
Wait a minute.
566
00:19:53,980 --> 00:19:56,382
There's an "activate" button?
567
00:19:57,185 --> 00:19:59,852
Were we not activated
this entire time?
568
00:20:04,926 --> 00:20:06,525
There's so many of them.
569
00:20:06,526 --> 00:20:08,661
Why are all these guys
holding fish?
570
00:20:08,662 --> 00:20:10,796
This one's holding an eel.
571
00:20:10,797 --> 00:20:12,398
That's not an eel.
572
00:20:12,399 --> 00:20:13,999
- Ew!
- Gross!
573
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,602
No, thank you.
574
00:20:18,936 --> 00:20:20,537
So after all this,
575
00:20:20,538 --> 00:20:22,939
you're going to sell
the lot to a developer?
576
00:20:22,940 --> 00:20:24,541
Damn right, buddy boy.
577
00:20:24,542 --> 00:20:27,744
You're not the only real estate
typhoon in this family.
578
00:20:27,745 --> 00:20:29,078
Money talks.
579
00:20:29,881 --> 00:20:31,214
Rouleau Realty.
580
00:20:31,215 --> 00:20:32,549
Pun in progress.
581
00:20:32,550 --> 00:20:35,218
It's Emma Leroy again.
582
00:20:35,219 --> 00:20:38,154
We'd like to re-list
the lot in Dog River.
583
00:20:38,155 --> 00:20:39,756
Big businesswoman like you
584
00:20:39,757 --> 00:20:42,158
must know some developers
you could get on board.
585
00:20:42,159 --> 00:20:46,162
Oh. Sorry. Ha ha!
586
00:20:46,163 --> 00:20:48,031
Word got out
about all the protests,
587
00:20:48,032 --> 00:20:50,433
made it unattractive to buyers.
588
00:20:50,434 --> 00:20:53,102
Plus, I've grown
to hate you people.
589
00:20:53,103 --> 00:20:54,438
Take care, now.
590
00:20:55,773 --> 00:20:57,106
No luck, eh?
591
00:20:57,107 --> 00:20:58,975
You could try
calling a biker gang.
592
00:20:58,976 --> 00:21:00,043
Was that Julie?
593
00:21:00,044 --> 00:21:01,644
Did she mention me?
594
00:21:01,645 --> 00:21:02,712
Is she angry?
595
00:21:06,717 --> 00:21:08,051
♪ I don't know
596
00:21:08,052 --> 00:21:09,118
♪ The same things
597
00:21:09,119 --> 00:21:10,721
♪ You don't know
598
00:21:14,191 --> 00:21:16,059
♪ I don't know
599
00:21:16,060 --> 00:21:18,462
♪ I just... don't know
600
00:21:21,398 --> 00:21:23,533
♪ Ooh...
601
00:21:23,534 --> 00:21:25,134
♪ It's a great big place
602
00:21:25,135 --> 00:21:27,270
♪ Ooh...
603
00:21:27,271 --> 00:21:29,139
♪ Full of nothin' but space
604
00:21:31,275 --> 00:21:33,409
♪ And it's my happy place
605
00:21:33,410 --> 00:21:34,745
♪ I don't know ♪
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