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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,378 --> 00:00:03,379 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 2 00:00:04,381 --> 00:00:05,347 Aah! 3 00:00:05,348 --> 00:00:07,383 How's it going? Is my chili cheese dog ready? 4 00:00:07,384 --> 00:00:09,486 Brent? Is that you? 5 00:00:09,487 --> 00:00:11,938 Pretty cool, hey? I can tell you're impressed. 6 00:00:11,973 --> 00:00:13,733 Can you see me? 7 00:00:13,817 --> 00:00:16,674 Yeah, there's a small camera on the front of the drone. 8 00:00:16,709 --> 00:00:18,995 - Plus I'm over here. - Well, then what are you doing? 9 00:00:18,996 --> 00:00:22,131 It's called technology, Lacey. Get with the times. 10 00:00:22,132 --> 00:00:24,466 My days of hunting food like a Neanderthal are over. 11 00:00:24,501 --> 00:00:27,069 Now I can just send my drone to pick up food for me. 12 00:00:27,103 --> 00:00:29,138 But you're still over here operating it. 13 00:00:29,172 --> 00:00:30,773 Well, I wanted to see the look on your face. 14 00:00:30,774 --> 00:00:33,575 But the drone has a camera on it. 15 00:00:33,610 --> 00:00:37,179 Right, well, anyway, just put the chili cheese dog in the basket. 16 00:00:37,247 --> 00:00:39,181 - My hands are full. - Your hands wouldn't be full 17 00:00:39,182 --> 00:00:40,516 if you weren't controlling a drone. 18 00:00:40,517 --> 00:00:42,052 You know, you can pick holes in anything 19 00:00:42,053 --> 00:00:43,186 if you try hard enough. 20 00:00:48,358 --> 00:00:51,994 Hmm. Looks like I might have to get a bigger drone. 21 00:00:52,028 --> 00:00:55,297 - Or start eating lighter. - Yup, bigger drone. 22 00:00:55,331 --> 00:00:59,134 ♪ You think there's not a lot going on ♪ 23 00:00:59,169 --> 00:01:02,204 ♪ Look closer, baby you're so wrong ♪ 24 00:01:02,206 --> 00:01:05,478 2x02 - Drone and Dumber 25 00:01:05,633 --> 00:01:08,330 So, annual turkey shoot's coming up. 26 00:01:08,332 --> 00:01:11,300 You going to enter and embarrass yourself again? 27 00:01:11,334 --> 00:01:14,503 - I didn't embarrass myself. - You should've seen Karen last year. 28 00:01:14,571 --> 00:01:17,739 Everyone put their money on her to win the turkey shoot, 29 00:01:17,740 --> 00:01:20,275 because she was supposed to be this fantastic shot, 30 00:01:20,310 --> 00:01:23,212 - and then she totally choked. - I didn't choke. 31 00:01:23,213 --> 00:01:25,914 Everyone lost their money, and they were mad at her for weeks. 32 00:01:25,915 --> 00:01:28,183 It was a very enjoyable time for some of us. 33 00:01:28,251 --> 00:01:30,652 You shouldn't tease Karen like that, Davis. 34 00:01:30,653 --> 00:01:32,387 She's your partner, 35 00:01:32,389 --> 00:01:34,389 and she can't help it if she's not a good shot. 36 00:01:34,457 --> 00:01:37,960 - I'm a fantastic shot. - See, that's the attitude! 37 00:01:37,961 --> 00:01:40,195 Who cares if you can handle pressure or not? 38 00:01:40,263 --> 00:01:42,464 It had nothing to do with pressure. 39 00:01:42,498 --> 00:01:45,300 Why yell at me? I'm the one being nice to you. 40 00:01:45,335 --> 00:01:47,869 Doesn't matter anyway. Brent won it last year. 41 00:01:47,870 --> 00:01:50,172 That's where I'm putting my money this year. 42 00:01:50,206 --> 00:01:52,774 That's it. You. Me. Gun range. 43 00:01:52,809 --> 00:01:54,509 Now. 44 00:01:54,944 --> 00:01:56,245 Whoa! 45 00:01:56,246 --> 00:01:59,214 - We own a drone? - "We" don't own a drone. 46 00:01:59,215 --> 00:02:02,818 - We're leasing it? - There is no "we" in the drone scenario. 47 00:02:02,852 --> 00:02:05,487 I own a drone. Alone. 48 00:02:05,488 --> 00:02:06,822 What are you gonna do with it? 49 00:02:06,823 --> 00:02:09,691 What aren't I gonna do with it? I'm gonna... 50 00:02:09,692 --> 00:02:12,194 there's... like, if someone pulls up to the pumps, 51 00:02:12,195 --> 00:02:13,962 I can just send out the drone to see what they want. 52 00:02:13,997 --> 00:02:16,398 If they're at the pumps, they probably want gas. 53 00:02:16,466 --> 00:02:18,700 Well... there's a million uses for a drone. 54 00:02:18,701 --> 00:02:21,703 I just, I can't think of any at the moment because my brain is still at 55 00:02:21,704 --> 00:02:23,438 the "holy crap, I own a drone" phase. 56 00:02:23,506 --> 00:02:25,341 - Let me have a turn. - Forget it. 57 00:02:25,413 --> 00:02:26,541 Every time I let you use something of mine, 58 00:02:26,542 --> 00:02:28,577 - it gets wrecked. - As if. 59 00:02:28,578 --> 00:02:32,314 ♪ I got a friend you know he's the best ♪ 60 00:02:32,348 --> 00:02:35,651 ♪ He's way better than all the rest ♪ 61 00:02:35,685 --> 00:02:40,222 ♪ Yeah, I got a best friend and he's the one ♪ 62 00:02:40,256 --> 00:02:43,425 ♪ You can't stop us from havin' fun... ♪ 63 00:02:45,395 --> 00:02:48,563 Like it's my fault the circus was in town. 64 00:02:49,666 --> 00:02:52,601 This "turkey shoot" thing sounds brutal. 65 00:02:52,603 --> 00:02:55,521 Doesn't seem fair to cluster a bunch of helpless 66 00:02:55,522 --> 00:02:58,440 turkeys together and start taking pot shots at them. 67 00:02:58,508 --> 00:03:01,043 - That's not what it is. - Oh. Good. 68 00:03:01,044 --> 00:03:02,778 Someone flings a turkey into the air, 69 00:03:02,845 --> 00:03:04,781 - and everyone shoots at it. - Oh, my God! 70 00:03:04,782 --> 00:03:06,449 She's making that up. 71 00:03:06,450 --> 00:03:08,850 It's just a target shooting competition. 72 00:03:08,885 --> 00:03:11,420 They call it a turkey shoot because whoever gets 73 00:03:11,421 --> 00:03:13,956 the closest to the bullseye wins a frozen turkey. 74 00:03:13,957 --> 00:03:16,625 Well, that sounds a bit more humane. 75 00:03:16,627 --> 00:03:18,460 What are the lunch specials today? 76 00:03:18,462 --> 00:03:20,595 Oh. We have a shaved turkey clubhouse... 77 00:03:20,630 --> 00:03:23,298 Ooh, I feel a bit bad about that now. 78 00:03:23,366 --> 00:03:26,068 Oh, don't feel bad for turkeys. They are literally 79 00:03:26,069 --> 00:03:28,603 the stupidest animal walking the planet, 80 00:03:28,638 --> 00:03:31,940 - and I live with Oscar. - Actually, turkeys are very bright, 81 00:03:31,941 --> 00:03:35,544 and have been shown to possess significant problem solving abilities. 82 00:03:35,578 --> 00:03:37,346 That's a significant load of crap. 83 00:03:37,413 --> 00:03:40,282 - What's the soup? - Turkey barley. 84 00:03:40,350 --> 00:03:43,650 What's for dessert, turkey buster parfait? 85 00:03:44,020 --> 00:03:46,822 Okay, I've got these tin cans set up for me to shoot, 86 00:03:46,824 --> 00:03:49,391 and I've got this can for you to miss. 87 00:03:49,392 --> 00:03:51,360 Wait till I get 20 or 30 yards away, 88 00:03:51,394 --> 00:03:54,963 - so you don't hit me by mistake. - Might not be a mistake. 89 00:04:00,803 --> 00:04:05,807 Whoa! You're like Butch Cassidy, or Sundance Cassidy. 90 00:04:05,842 --> 00:04:08,678 Whichever one of the Cassidy brothers was good at shooting. 91 00:04:08,679 --> 00:04:11,379 It was Sundance, and yeah, I am, 92 00:04:11,414 --> 00:04:14,015 - and also, they weren't brothers. - But if you're such a good shot, 93 00:04:14,016 --> 00:04:15,685 how come you did so poorly last year? 94 00:04:15,686 --> 00:04:18,220 Figure it out. Was there anything that 95 00:04:18,221 --> 00:04:20,956 happened this past year that might improve my aim? 96 00:04:20,957 --> 00:04:24,725 You vacationed in Mexico, you bought new rollerblades, 97 00:04:24,727 --> 00:04:26,528 you got that secret laser eye surgery 98 00:04:26,530 --> 00:04:28,463 I wasn't allowed to tell anyone about, 99 00:04:28,498 --> 00:04:31,366 you painted your garage, you got a new barbecue. 100 00:04:31,367 --> 00:04:34,936 Why are you still listing things after "laser eye surgery"? 101 00:04:37,874 --> 00:04:40,742 - And here we are. - And why are we here? 102 00:04:40,743 --> 00:04:43,745 To prove my point. Turkeys aren't as dumb as you think. 103 00:04:43,813 --> 00:04:46,648 - We're still on the turkey thing? - Pick any turkey in there, 104 00:04:46,649 --> 00:04:49,117 and in 24 hours, I'll have it doing tricks 105 00:04:49,152 --> 00:04:51,753 and dancing the merengue. Go ahead. 106 00:04:51,754 --> 00:04:53,454 That one. 107 00:04:54,490 --> 00:04:56,958 - Yikes. - That's my guy. 108 00:04:58,761 --> 00:05:01,696 Never saw a bird burp before. 109 00:05:01,731 --> 00:05:03,899 - It's just science. - Fine. 110 00:05:03,900 --> 00:05:06,435 Hey, Kirk! How much for this turkey? 111 00:05:06,502 --> 00:05:08,470 The one that's trying to eat its own foot! 112 00:05:10,740 --> 00:05:15,010 That is easily, by far, the coolest thing you've ever owned. 113 00:05:15,044 --> 00:05:17,179 Yeah, well, you said that about my electric can opener, too. 114 00:05:17,180 --> 00:05:19,080 Your electric can opener couldn't fly. 115 00:05:19,148 --> 00:05:21,049 Although it did have that magnetic thingy 116 00:05:21,083 --> 00:05:23,084 that held the lid once the can was open... 117 00:05:23,152 --> 00:05:25,086 But no! This is even cooler! 118 00:05:25,087 --> 00:05:26,963 Let me try. Please? Please, please? 119 00:05:26,998 --> 00:05:28,533 - Please, please, please? - Three more "pleases." 120 00:05:28,568 --> 00:05:30,325 - Please, please, please. - No. 121 00:05:36,899 --> 00:05:40,516 What the hell is that?! 122 00:05:43,206 --> 00:05:46,475 Okay, I've set up a series of problem-solving steps, 123 00:05:46,477 --> 00:05:47,776 which, if done in order, 124 00:05:47,777 --> 00:05:49,544 will result in food dropping into a bowl 125 00:05:49,579 --> 00:05:53,181 - for Einstein to eat. - You've named the turkey Einstein? 126 00:05:53,216 --> 00:05:55,450 I'm building his confidence. 127 00:05:55,452 --> 00:05:59,527 - Better hurry up before he drowns. - Einstein! 128 00:06:06,963 --> 00:06:09,965 You okay, Dad? You look a little frazzled. 129 00:06:09,966 --> 00:06:14,937 I just saw... a UFO, out over that field. 130 00:06:14,938 --> 00:06:17,639 Oh? Tell me all about it. 131 00:06:18,808 --> 00:06:20,009 So, you really are a crack shot, 132 00:06:20,010 --> 00:06:21,710 now that your eyes have been re-aligned. 133 00:06:21,744 --> 00:06:24,079 They weren't re-aligned, they were lasered. 134 00:06:24,113 --> 00:06:26,815 Yeah. Like a... laser level. 135 00:06:26,883 --> 00:06:29,784 How did things go at the shooting range, Karen? 136 00:06:29,819 --> 00:06:32,787 Not that it matters, because everyone fully supports you. 137 00:06:32,822 --> 00:06:34,489 You mean, pities me. 138 00:06:34,490 --> 00:06:37,125 But all that's going to change, because this time... 139 00:06:37,159 --> 00:06:39,995 This time she's gonna miss even worse than last year. 140 00:06:39,997 --> 00:06:43,498 Lucky if she doesn't kill anyone passing by. 141 00:06:45,902 --> 00:06:49,170 Geez, Davis. With partners like you, who needs... 142 00:06:49,172 --> 00:06:51,973 whatever the opposite of partners is. 143 00:06:52,008 --> 00:06:55,844 Why are you still roasting me after you saw how well I can shoot? 144 00:06:55,912 --> 00:07:00,282 Everyone else still thinks you're lousy, so they gamble on Brent. 145 00:07:00,283 --> 00:07:03,018 We gamble on you, and make a killing! 146 00:07:03,020 --> 00:07:05,053 That's not gambling. That's a scam. 147 00:07:05,054 --> 00:07:07,656 Yeah. It's called "scambling." 148 00:07:07,690 --> 00:07:10,926 I mean, I'm not saying it was a real UFO, 149 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:12,861 but it was dark, and metallic, 150 00:07:12,862 --> 00:07:15,263 and flying, up in the sky. 151 00:07:15,264 --> 00:07:17,766 - Defying Earth's gravity? - Exactly. 152 00:07:17,767 --> 00:07:19,568 You know, I think I saw the same thing. 153 00:07:19,602 --> 00:07:21,670 - You did? - I swear. 154 00:07:21,671 --> 00:07:23,872 I'm sure I laid eyes on the same flying thing you did. 155 00:07:23,906 --> 00:07:25,707 I was just hesitant to say anything to anyone 156 00:07:25,709 --> 00:07:27,976 in case, you know, they thought I was losing my marbles, 157 00:07:27,977 --> 00:07:29,311 but what do you have to lose? 158 00:07:29,312 --> 00:07:32,547 But why would aliens travel umpteen light-years 159 00:07:32,549 --> 00:07:36,051 across whole galaxies just to buzz around this dinky dung heap? 160 00:07:36,053 --> 00:07:39,154 Maybe it's not aliens. Maybe it's the government. 161 00:07:39,155 --> 00:07:40,488 That's worse! 162 00:07:40,489 --> 00:07:42,189 You know how they want to keep tabs on everyone. 163 00:07:42,191 --> 00:07:44,292 - Dirty sons-a... - They're probably here to make sure 164 00:07:44,293 --> 00:07:46,061 no one's cheating on their taxes. 165 00:07:46,063 --> 00:07:48,229 They might come nosing around your new boat. 166 00:07:48,231 --> 00:07:50,332 - What? - Anyone buys a boat, 167 00:07:50,333 --> 00:07:52,567 giant yacht or rubber canoe, 168 00:07:52,569 --> 00:07:55,170 they're automatically on a list. A boat list. 169 00:07:55,171 --> 00:07:57,872 Of all the low-down, conniving... 170 00:07:57,907 --> 00:08:01,876 - Better hide that boat in your garage. - The garage is full of stuff. 171 00:08:01,911 --> 00:08:03,712 Well, I guess you gotta clean it out, 172 00:08:03,779 --> 00:08:05,680 or grab your ankles and get ready for an audit. 173 00:08:05,715 --> 00:08:09,918 Those rotten... bureaucratic baboons... 174 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:12,754 I think I just found a use for my drone. 175 00:08:14,156 --> 00:08:16,257 I'll go through the steps once more. 176 00:08:16,259 --> 00:08:19,761 - For the tenth time. - Watch closely, Einstein. 177 00:08:19,763 --> 00:08:22,564 Step one, pick up stick. 178 00:08:22,632 --> 00:08:25,934 Step two, poke stick into hole. 179 00:08:26,002 --> 00:08:30,138 That releases marble, which rolls onto trough. 180 00:08:30,172 --> 00:08:34,242 Step three, pick up marble and drop in tray, 181 00:08:34,276 --> 00:08:36,673 to release food. 182 00:08:36,779 --> 00:08:40,915 Step four, Wanda realizes you're too stupid to learn step one, 183 00:08:40,983 --> 00:08:43,953 - and we go home. - Sorry, Emma, but I think he's got it. 184 00:08:43,954 --> 00:08:45,654 Let's find out. 185 00:08:51,394 --> 00:08:53,128 And he's off! 186 00:08:53,162 --> 00:08:56,765 He was smart enough to leave a cage, whoopty-ding. 187 00:08:56,766 --> 00:08:59,969 - He's looking at the stick. - Whoopty... He is? 188 00:08:59,970 --> 00:09:03,772 He's heading for the pole! 189 00:09:07,310 --> 00:09:11,613 - You did that on purpose. - It's dusty out here. 190 00:09:11,647 --> 00:09:14,077 Reset the puzzle, and I'll go calm him down. 191 00:09:15,317 --> 00:09:19,654 Whoa, shh... Don't be scared. 192 00:09:19,655 --> 00:09:22,023 You're a genius. 193 00:09:22,058 --> 00:09:25,960 A beautiful, non-lazy-eyed genius. 194 00:09:27,163 --> 00:09:29,698 I can't find the stick! 195 00:09:29,699 --> 00:09:32,366 Emma! Give me a hand here. 196 00:09:35,738 --> 00:09:37,839 Way to go, Einstein. 197 00:09:37,841 --> 00:09:41,324 She was talking to me! 198 00:09:44,314 --> 00:09:46,548 - Thanks a lot, you stupid bird. - Stupid? 199 00:09:46,549 --> 00:09:48,651 We're the ones locked in the cage. 200 00:09:48,685 --> 00:09:51,688 But it's just a simple loop latch. I'll reach up and... 201 00:09:51,689 --> 00:09:53,689 Ouch! He pecked me. 202 00:09:54,624 --> 00:09:58,860 - Ow! Come on! - Okay, this has gone on long enough. 203 00:09:59,496 --> 00:10:02,197 Ow! Stop doing that! 204 00:10:02,932 --> 00:10:06,802 Hear ye, hear ye! I hereby announce the formation 205 00:10:06,836 --> 00:10:09,605 - of the Dog River Drone Club. - Oh. Sorry, Hank. 206 00:10:09,606 --> 00:10:11,740 I don't have time to be in a club that isn't even a thing. 207 00:10:11,741 --> 00:10:14,276 Oh, but it is. And it's very exclusive. 208 00:10:14,277 --> 00:10:18,213 Just you, me, and... our drones! 209 00:10:19,582 --> 00:10:22,685 - Looks a little wobbly. - One of the propeller blades broke off, 210 00:10:22,686 --> 00:10:24,720 ah, but I glued a popsicle stick on there. 211 00:10:24,788 --> 00:10:28,223 Well, it's not a drone. It's a seven-dollar toy helicopter. 212 00:10:28,291 --> 00:10:30,859 Shows what you know, I paid eight, 213 00:10:30,860 --> 00:10:32,561 and it can do all the things your drone can do. 214 00:10:32,563 --> 00:10:34,930 I doubt that. Mine has a hi-def camera 215 00:10:34,931 --> 00:10:36,899 that I can use to take aerial photos 216 00:10:36,901 --> 00:10:39,968 - and/or give my father nightmares. - Mine has a camera. 217 00:10:39,969 --> 00:10:41,804 It doesn't shoot video, 218 00:10:41,838 --> 00:10:44,239 but I set it to take a photo every ten seconds, 219 00:10:44,307 --> 00:10:47,887 so I'll get a time-lapse aerial of Dog River. 220 00:10:49,279 --> 00:10:51,747 Maybe not aerial, but, uh, it's a start. 221 00:10:51,749 --> 00:10:54,917 Okay, then. Enjoy buzzing the town's various crotches. 222 00:10:56,236 --> 00:10:57,469 Hey, what are you guys talking about? 223 00:10:57,470 --> 00:11:00,606 - What a bad shot Karen is? - No. 224 00:11:00,608 --> 00:11:01,874 Remember how bad she shot last year? 225 00:11:01,875 --> 00:11:04,276 Ha! I've seen some terrible shots in my day, 226 00:11:04,311 --> 00:11:08,414 - but hoo, baby, stink-o-rama! - I guess she wasn't very good. 227 00:11:08,415 --> 00:11:10,783 You said it, worst shot of all time. 228 00:11:10,850 --> 00:11:13,452 - I didn't say... - Yup, smart money's on Brent. 229 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:17,356 Brent is where I'd bet, if I were a betting man. Hey! 230 00:11:17,357 --> 00:11:20,058 You guys talking about how bad Karen is at shooting? 231 00:11:24,130 --> 00:11:25,831 Stupid government cyber feds 232 00:11:25,833 --> 00:11:29,602 always poking their noses into my junk! 233 00:11:29,669 --> 00:11:30,803 Whoa! 234 00:11:30,804 --> 00:11:32,471 Dad! Is that you? 235 00:11:32,472 --> 00:11:33,372 Brent? 236 00:11:33,373 --> 00:11:35,474 You were right, Dad. It's aliens! 237 00:11:35,475 --> 00:11:38,711 They sucked me up using some kind of a shrink-a-nizing tractor beam! 238 00:11:38,745 --> 00:11:42,815 Oh no! Let him go, you dirty bug-eyed bastards! 239 00:11:42,817 --> 00:11:45,230 That's my boy! 240 00:11:45,265 --> 00:11:47,353 He's of no use to you. 241 00:11:47,388 --> 00:11:49,321 He has no skills or abilities. 242 00:11:49,356 --> 00:11:52,291 He's just a big lazy lump who does nothing! 243 00:11:52,325 --> 00:11:53,425 Yes, well... 244 00:11:53,426 --> 00:11:55,227 He'll eat you out of house and home... 245 00:11:55,262 --> 00:11:58,831 Anyway, I don't know when I'll get out of this mess. 246 00:11:58,833 --> 00:12:01,333 In the meantime, if you see someone around town 247 00:12:01,334 --> 00:12:03,335 who looks like me, it's not me! 248 00:12:03,336 --> 00:12:05,638 It's some kind of robot pod. 249 00:12:05,672 --> 00:12:09,408 Goodbye! 250 00:12:09,442 --> 00:12:11,176 Oh, this is terrible. 251 00:12:11,211 --> 00:12:14,546 I mean, I don't have to hide my boat now, that's good, 252 00:12:14,614 --> 00:12:17,249 but still, this is terrible! 253 00:12:19,853 --> 00:12:21,287 What the hell are you... 254 00:12:22,622 --> 00:12:24,590 Hey! What kind of creepy sicko stunt is that, Hank? 255 00:12:24,624 --> 00:12:27,926 - Get over yourself. - Perv. 256 00:12:29,229 --> 00:12:32,264 - What are you doing, ya perv? - That was your knee! 257 00:12:32,299 --> 00:12:35,668 - I don't see him. - He probably drowned in a puddle. 258 00:12:36,903 --> 00:12:38,337 You got it! 259 00:12:39,506 --> 00:12:42,775 Something's jamming it. No way. 260 00:12:42,776 --> 00:12:45,611 He's using my own stick against me! 261 00:12:45,612 --> 00:12:48,647 The student has become the master. 262 00:12:48,682 --> 00:12:50,616 You can't seriously think he did that on purpose. 263 00:12:56,623 --> 00:13:00,726 Hoo boy, Karen! You sure were a terrible shot 264 00:13:00,728 --> 00:13:02,861 at last year's turkey shoot. 265 00:13:02,896 --> 00:13:05,531 Yup, if last year is anything to go by, 266 00:13:05,565 --> 00:13:08,467 and as far as anyone knows, it is, 267 00:13:08,468 --> 00:13:11,403 I am not good at gun shooting. 268 00:13:11,471 --> 00:13:13,773 I can't watch you beat yourself up like this. 269 00:13:13,774 --> 00:13:16,041 I have faith in you, and to prove it, 270 00:13:16,042 --> 00:13:17,910 - I'm going to bet on you this year. - No, don't! 271 00:13:17,911 --> 00:13:20,979 Uh, I mean, don't waste your money. 272 00:13:20,980 --> 00:13:25,253 Davis is right, I'm a terrible shot. 273 00:13:25,952 --> 00:13:28,320 He has her so demoralized, 274 00:13:28,355 --> 00:13:32,943 she thinks she deserves this abuse. This is not cool! 275 00:13:33,259 --> 00:13:36,261 Emma! Martians took our boy! 276 00:13:36,296 --> 00:13:37,863 Emma? 277 00:13:37,864 --> 00:13:39,898 Emma? Emma! 278 00:13:41,434 --> 00:13:43,235 Where the hell are you? 279 00:13:46,439 --> 00:13:47,573 Try again. 280 00:13:47,574 --> 00:13:49,942 Ugh. I can make that shot ten out of ten times. 281 00:13:49,944 --> 00:13:53,379 But everyone is watching. 282 00:13:55,482 --> 00:13:56,915 Oh, that's awful. 283 00:13:56,916 --> 00:13:59,618 Karen needs our support to build back her confidence. 284 00:13:59,686 --> 00:14:02,421 I say we all bet on her to win the turkey shoot. 285 00:14:02,455 --> 00:14:03,455 But she sucks. 286 00:14:03,456 --> 00:14:06,960 Words like "sucks" and "useless" are counter-productive. 287 00:14:06,961 --> 00:14:09,796 - No one said "useless." - Come on, you guys, 288 00:14:09,797 --> 00:14:11,363 you don't have to bet a lot, 289 00:14:11,364 --> 00:14:13,565 just what you can afford to lose, because, well, 290 00:14:13,566 --> 00:14:15,267 we've established she's garbage. 291 00:14:15,301 --> 00:14:17,669 - Well, no one said she's... - Come on, you guys! 292 00:14:17,670 --> 00:14:19,371 She needs this. 293 00:14:19,406 --> 00:14:21,974 Uh... all right. 294 00:14:24,644 --> 00:14:27,045 Come on, go left. 295 00:14:27,046 --> 00:14:29,548 Might need to recalibrate the popsicle stick. 296 00:14:29,582 --> 00:14:32,317 Uh-oh, it's getting too far away. 297 00:14:32,352 --> 00:14:35,354 Okay, you distract him while I try to reach 298 00:14:35,355 --> 00:14:36,656 your purse with this branch. 299 00:14:36,657 --> 00:14:38,557 Then we can use your phone to call for help. 300 00:14:38,558 --> 00:14:42,428 ♪ Yoo-hoo... gobble gobble! ♪ 301 00:14:45,498 --> 00:14:49,002 Okay, easy. Easy... 302 00:14:54,474 --> 00:14:57,910 - He's trying to answer the phone! - He's just randomly... 303 00:14:57,911 --> 00:14:59,611 Emma? Hello? 304 00:14:59,646 --> 00:15:01,647 Emma! Where the hell are you? 305 00:15:03,416 --> 00:15:05,451 Oscar, help! 306 00:15:05,485 --> 00:15:07,986 Oh, my God, they got you too? 307 00:15:08,021 --> 00:15:10,844 Oscar! 308 00:15:10,857 --> 00:15:13,013 Oh, no! 309 00:15:17,172 --> 00:15:20,442 All your book smarts, and you let us get trapped 310 00:15:20,443 --> 00:15:22,443 by the stupidest creature on Earth. 311 00:15:22,445 --> 00:15:25,245 When are you going to accept this is no accident? 312 00:15:25,247 --> 00:15:27,115 He's doing this on purpose. 313 00:15:27,182 --> 00:15:29,917 I wouldn't be surprised if we end up as human jerky. 314 00:15:31,053 --> 00:15:33,287 Okay, let's see... 315 00:15:33,322 --> 00:15:35,590 I think I'll put a couple hundred bucks down 316 00:15:35,624 --> 00:15:38,359 on Karen to win, even though she is a long shot. 317 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:40,394 - Not anymore. - What? 318 00:15:40,395 --> 00:15:42,964 A bunch of people placed bets on Karen in the last half hour. 319 00:15:42,965 --> 00:15:45,300 She's actually the odds-on favourite now. 320 00:15:45,301 --> 00:15:47,581 Why the hell would...? 321 00:15:48,103 --> 00:15:51,104 Something's gone horribly wrong. Everyone is betting on you. 322 00:15:51,106 --> 00:15:54,075 - How could this have happened? - Don't know, don't care. 323 00:15:54,076 --> 00:15:55,177 If everyone's betting on me to win, 324 00:15:55,178 --> 00:15:57,178 then everyone's going to win some money. 325 00:15:57,180 --> 00:16:00,148 - Nope, new plan. - Brent's the long shot now, 326 00:16:00,149 --> 00:16:01,649 so I put all my money on him. 327 00:16:01,650 --> 00:16:03,951 You throw the contest, and I make a killing. 328 00:16:03,986 --> 00:16:06,487 Forget it. I have got a point to prove. 329 00:16:06,488 --> 00:16:08,356 No! Throw the match. 330 00:16:08,390 --> 00:16:10,958 That's worse than the scam you were pulling before, 331 00:16:10,993 --> 00:16:14,162 - and more scummy. - Yeah. It's called "scumbling." 332 00:16:16,231 --> 00:16:19,000 Knees, shoes, fire hydrant, knees, 333 00:16:19,002 --> 00:16:21,235 cat's anus, ankles... 334 00:16:21,270 --> 00:16:23,204 Hmm. What is that? 335 00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:27,428 Where's Davis and Karen? Emma's been abducted. 336 00:16:27,462 --> 00:16:30,494 Oh. That probably explains this, then. 337 00:16:30,599 --> 00:16:33,567 Oh, no! What are those monsters doing to her? 338 00:16:33,602 --> 00:16:37,471 And Wanda? That's Wanda's yard. 339 00:16:37,473 --> 00:16:39,907 - I gotta go! - Okie-dokie, then. 340 00:16:39,908 --> 00:16:42,109 Snail, ingrown toenail, 341 00:16:42,144 --> 00:16:44,345 another cat's anus, frog's anus... 342 00:16:44,346 --> 00:16:46,380 Hmm, wow, that does look watertight. 343 00:16:46,415 --> 00:16:49,650 Come on. If you take a dive and tank it, 344 00:16:49,652 --> 00:16:52,153 I'll make sure no one teases you. 345 00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:55,324 - You're the only one that teases me. - I can dial that back. 346 00:16:55,325 --> 00:16:57,685 Not a chance. I am on a mission. 347 00:16:57,793 --> 00:16:59,527 Davis, Karen, follow me, 348 00:16:59,594 --> 00:17:02,129 Emma's been abducted by Martians, 349 00:17:02,197 --> 00:17:04,765 and if you see Brent, arrest him! He's a robot. 350 00:17:04,766 --> 00:17:06,168 You betcha. 351 00:17:06,169 --> 00:17:08,269 - But if you just... - Hang onto my drone controller. 352 00:17:08,270 --> 00:17:09,937 Whatever you do, don't let Hank touch it. 353 00:17:09,938 --> 00:17:10,805 You betcha. 354 00:17:10,806 --> 00:17:13,641 Hey, Brent! You feeling confident? 355 00:17:13,642 --> 00:17:16,174 Like you might get a bullseye? 356 00:17:21,517 --> 00:17:24,785 Ah, it's no use. He made the cage too strong. 357 00:17:24,820 --> 00:17:25,854 You made it! 358 00:17:27,289 --> 00:17:30,358 Kirk! We're saved! 359 00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:32,326 How did you know we were here? 360 00:17:32,361 --> 00:17:34,528 - You called me. - We didn't call you. 361 00:17:34,529 --> 00:17:37,198 - The turkey called you! - The turkey? 362 00:17:37,199 --> 00:17:39,667 Turkey's too stupid to come in out of the rain. 363 00:17:39,701 --> 00:17:42,837 - He can't use a phone. - That's what he wants you to think. 364 00:17:42,904 --> 00:17:45,840 He operates 20 moves ahead, like Kasparov. 365 00:17:45,841 --> 00:17:47,708 Ah, I should've named him Kasparov. 366 00:17:47,743 --> 00:17:50,544 He got us, and he'll take you down too. 367 00:17:50,545 --> 00:17:52,245 You'll never catch him, Kirk. 368 00:17:53,682 --> 00:17:55,783 Thanks for catching him, Kirk. 369 00:17:55,817 --> 00:17:57,517 Kasparov... 370 00:17:58,420 --> 00:18:00,688 I believe I made my point. 371 00:18:05,261 --> 00:18:07,896 And Brent hits just outside the bullseye. 372 00:18:07,897 --> 00:18:09,730 Closest to centre so far. 373 00:18:09,732 --> 00:18:14,668 Next up is Officer Karen Pelly, who... 374 00:18:14,669 --> 00:18:16,437 ...remember how bad her shot was last year? 375 00:18:18,673 --> 00:18:21,170 Terrible! 376 00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:24,912 Hex... hex, hex... 377 00:18:24,914 --> 00:18:26,614 He... 378 00:18:29,396 --> 00:18:30,718 Whoopsy. 379 00:18:30,719 --> 00:18:32,686 Karen missed! Brent won! 380 00:18:32,687 --> 00:18:35,723 - I won! - Don't feel bad, Karen. 381 00:18:35,724 --> 00:18:37,858 We all knew you couldn't do it. 382 00:18:37,893 --> 00:18:40,861 I am gonna blast that stupid drone right out of the sky. 383 00:18:40,862 --> 00:18:42,596 Drone? What drone? 384 00:18:42,598 --> 00:18:45,699 - No! - Oh, don't worry, she'll never hit it. 385 00:18:45,734 --> 00:18:48,369 And that's okay. She's good at other things. 386 00:18:48,403 --> 00:18:50,938 I bet she will hit it! I'm giving 2-1. 387 00:18:50,939 --> 00:18:54,408 Ha! That'll be the day! 388 00:18:56,711 --> 00:18:59,413 - I'm rich! - Aw, see, Karen? 389 00:18:59,414 --> 00:19:02,450 Anyone can get lucky, no matter how bad they are. 390 00:19:03,453 --> 00:19:05,953 Dammit! I'm too late! 391 00:19:07,389 --> 00:19:10,291 Emma! 392 00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:14,895 And to a lesser extent... Brent! 393 00:19:18,467 --> 00:19:21,368 I paid 1,000 bucks for that drone. 394 00:19:21,403 --> 00:19:24,306 You know Hank breaks everything. Why did you lend it to him? 395 00:19:24,307 --> 00:19:27,308 - I didn't lend it to him! - Here. 396 00:19:27,309 --> 00:19:30,277 I understand if you want to resign from Drone Club. 397 00:19:32,481 --> 00:19:35,483 Great, we missed the turkey shoot. 398 00:19:35,485 --> 00:19:38,319 - Just as he planned. - Holy hell... 399 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:41,922 Emma! I thought I'd lost you forever! 400 00:19:41,957 --> 00:19:45,994 Hang on, how do I know you're not a robot puppet pod from Mars? 401 00:19:45,995 --> 00:19:49,463 Stop being an idiot, or I'll boot your ass to Mars. 402 00:19:49,498 --> 00:19:51,799 It's really you! 403 00:19:53,068 --> 00:19:55,996 And that's really gross. 404 00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:03,349 - All right, Davis, hand it over. - This stinks. 405 00:20:03,350 --> 00:20:04,417 What stinks? 406 00:20:04,418 --> 00:20:06,853 I'm making Davis hand all his winnings over to you. 407 00:20:06,854 --> 00:20:09,689 The police have to be held to a higher standard. 408 00:20:09,723 --> 00:20:12,258 Gambling, destroying private property. 409 00:20:12,326 --> 00:20:14,360 But you did both those things! 410 00:20:15,896 --> 00:20:19,765 Dammit! That cost me 50 bucks! 411 00:20:22,035 --> 00:20:23,603 Yeah, well, I'm not the police. 412 00:20:23,604 --> 00:20:26,739 Give me 50 bucks, and hand the rest to Brent. 413 00:20:26,773 --> 00:20:29,024 Well, if it's by order of the mayor... 414 00:20:29,059 --> 00:20:30,762 Cool! Now you can buy another drone. 415 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,578 Why? Drone's no good for anything. 416 00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:35,128 Well, I'm having fun with mine. 417 00:20:36,817 --> 00:20:39,315 - Can I have a turn? - No. 418 00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:42,722 I'm warning you, Kirk. Keep an eye on that turkey. 419 00:20:42,723 --> 00:20:43,990 He's smarter than he looks. 420 00:20:43,991 --> 00:20:46,559 He'd pretty much have to be. 421 00:20:49,629 --> 00:20:52,147 _ 422 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,741 Oh, my. 423 00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:11,717 ♪ I don't know ♪ 424 00:21:11,718 --> 00:21:14,587 ♪ The same things you don't know ♪ 425 00:21:17,858 --> 00:21:19,792 ♪ I don't know ♪ 426 00:21:19,826 --> 00:21:23,329 ♪ I just... don't know ♪ 427 00:21:24,834 --> 00:21:28,771 - ♪ Ooh ♪ - ♪ It's a great big place ♪ 428 00:21:28,772 --> 00:21:32,999 - ♪ Ooh ♪ - ♪ Full of nothin' but space ♪ 429 00:21:33,034 --> 00:21:36,892 - ♪ Ooh ♪ - ♪ And it's my happy place ♪ 430 00:21:36,927 --> 00:21:38,680 ♪ I don't know ♪ 431 00:21:39,652 --> 00:21:42,541 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 33758